Ann
Slut
"And I really hate n****rs!"
Ann what the fuck??
CUTE
What's the hardest you've ever laughed in the vidya?
One time, my mates and I were playing Rock Band 4 at a party. A drum solo came on, and my friend went so fucking insane that a cymbal fell off. We were all laughing, but the guy who owned it wasn't. We were a bit drunk at the time.
https://clips twitch tv/GloriousNeighborlyFriesLeeroyJenkins
>>376974449
Dark Messiah in recent memory. The absurd amount of emphasis on kicking and throwing shit at your enemies and watching them ragdoll magnetically into spikes had me laughing like a maniac.
RS2 is basically inches from release and it's currently being mocked and torn apart by players. It's easily the most unbalanced, mechanically broken, and plain unfun shooter I've played since Warface. And they want $30 for it.
No vehicles except helis, too many roles with no purpose, weapons that are either too good or too useless, hit detection problems that most games fix in alpha (try shooting over the side of a ditch or a wall), weapon models that take up 50% of the screen, AIDS-tier vaulting: it's like they rook RO2 and intentionally made it worse.
Enjoy zero teamplay and the thrill of getting shot from 100+ meters away by someone laying at the edge of the playing area doing nothing but waiting to get kills.
By the way, spawns don't dynamically change except for a few maps, so enjoy getting shot, then having to run 300-500m to get to the point, repeated endlessly in each match
Only one map is any good and people desperately try to vote away from any others, the most notorious being Hill.
Is RS2 Tripwire's last game? Are they fucked? This feels like a zero-effort cashgrab rushed out as a reskin mod of RS1.
It's not by Tripwire, it's by Not!Tripwire, the mod team that made the original Rising Storm.
How is it unbalanced?
I'm having a shit tonne of fun, it's easy, the guns actually work unlike other games and the movement system is great.
I have been playing in a team, you create your own spawns as the squad leader you dipshit.
The only badly designed map is Hue City, the rest are all great, get fucking good Nu /v/.
>>376973929
>try shooting over the side of a ditch or a wall
If the barrel of the gun is pointing straight at the wall but your sights are over it, it is obviously going to shoot the wall.
Guns aren't fucking magic.
Third time's the charm?
Lots of mechanics-related questions and observations, mostly regarding FOBs.
-Wearing a box seems to immunize oneself to Flashbangs. They also seem to mitigate claymore damage.
-Why do people equip a box and dive out of it while engaging enemies?
-You can, coming from the bridges between decks, quickdive towards and fall-catch the railing on the skirt of an FOB deck, but why would you want to?
-Why does laying still only seem to work sometimes when trying to get cameras/UAVs/snipers to look away from you?
-What do soldier ranks actually do? Do all of them do something/anything? Do they do anything in single player? At the very least, your Medical rank doesn't affect tranq. times in 1p.
-What are some good routes for the various FOBs?
-How does Heroism affect the ranks of soldiers you find in 1p? Does it actually affect them? If not, what does?
-Are soldiers all randomly generated, or are there set batches with only some variables? I see a lot of repeating rank spreads with only the Abilities changing, which makes me wonder.
-You can use Noctocyanin or D-Dog to make yourself aware of enemies through walls/floors, then use the Int-Scope to point at them and tag them with a marker, permanently marking them on your HUD without ever establishing a direct line of sight.
this thread again? same fucking questions.
>>376974767
Literally one person partially answered some of them last time.
>>376974853
Yeah, at least dont post the questions you've got an answer for.
>not even CPY group
>just a Bald Russian
DENUVO ON SUICIDE WATCH!
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I hope we can finally have Prey threads without retards who haven't played it shitposting about how "generic" it is or whatever now.
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Did you remember to boycott Overwatch, /v/?
>someone says Tracer's pushing her ass in your face doesn't really seem like it suits her character
>Blizzard agree and change it to something that's still sexy but suits her character better
>everyone sensible is happy and that's the end of that
>meanwhile antiSJWs are starting hashtag campaigns, #freethebooty, writing blogs about censorship, crying about cultural marxism, making rage video blogs about how their videogames are UNDER ATTACK and being RUINED while faggots plan to boycott the game and they all basically chimp out for days over absolutely fucking nothing
Remember when we made fun of SJWs for being the embarrassing ones who made mountains out of molehills and went on crusades over nothing?
Good times.
Yep.
Remember to get superior TF2. They actually treat their based fanbase right and cater to them.
Plus it takes, you know, actual skill.
>>376017978
>Has an anime avatar.
It's like they deliberately want to be disregarded.
>there are actual people who unironically get upset at the phrase "gg ez"
>game was 2 hours long and my team barely clawed out way to victory after an intense stalemate
>say "ez noobs"
>disconnect before they can respond
>say it again on their Steam profile
baddies gonna bad, ain't my fault
>>376972870
>Someone on enemy team says "gg ez"
>Don't say anything
>Report him
>5 minutes later
>"A unsportsman-like player has been punished"
Get fucked.
>>376973357
>get asshole gaped because you're bad at game
>report for seeping ass wound
>act smug about being raped online and emotionally
shaking my fucking head
ITT: 0/10 character designs
Heh yeah... I got 0/10 loads left in my ballbag after staring at her for a quart of an hour...
>>376972442
>>376972442
Her outfit is perfect for paizuri
>MFW I'm probably one of the only people who prefers Morgana over Teddie.
no, i'm pretty sure everyone prefers morgana over teddie
>>376970952
>I'm probably one of the only people out of 7 billion with an opinion
>>376970952
Morgana was a good. I wish I had a cat like that.
I feel my blood rushing through my body. Yes... This is it. The feeling is coming back to me! The sensation of killing! The doom and darkness. The dark streets. They're calling me. Calling me to the ultimate ring!
Didn't know /v/ had taste
Laaater.PEACE!
YOU'RE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xi-CxR-a2o
Did the Witcher 3 use any real people as face models? Every other AAA games use mocap these days but they hopelessly fall into the uncanny valley, what is CDprojekt doing different?
Not making satisfying combat
>>376969560
That's a vain bitch who looks nothing like Yen. Yen is pretty much Eva Green. This girl is a tryhard. Gross.
>>376969560
>gap tooth
>looks like yen
lol
Point out ONE (1) single flawyou cant
It didn't have a bell puzzle
No coop
Boring
Trail in the sky 3rd just came out.
go buy it anons.
Press F to pay respects to those who didn't live to see the day when the Sky trilogy is in English.
>playing CS2
>just reached the pointless dungeon in the epilogue
>finishing up character notes
>wait where's the trophy
>no don't tell me
>missing
>one
>single
>character note
i want to die
Were her tits always this big?
>>376968915
I think you read the question wrong my friend.
>>376968915
How embarrassing.
>>376968915
You're champing at that shitposting bit a little too hard there, bub.
the only correct answer.
>>376968454
What is Halo 5 even about
>>376968454
>>376968454
>Hating Halo Reach more than Halo 4
How is that even possible