/u/ comedy thread

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Robinho is always a crowd-pleaser.

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>>1662004
I'm not sure why an /a/utist post could constitute as /u/ comedy but alright.

anyone got a cap of that gay dude who ended up here?

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The greatest of all time.
Thank you, /sp/

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>>1662046

>>1662057
thank you sis

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Forgive no screencap, I'm Georgia. I come to play mahjong at Japanese high-school. I am here little time and I am very hard stress. I am gay also and this very difficult for me, I am here for the money. I never act to be gay with other girls before but after I am in Japan 6 weeks I met French friend girl. She is gay also, and rich. She show me flow control and then we kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my sponsor about gay because i am very shame. As I do this frenchie it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call sponsor in Georgia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Georgian). She say what?
She cant listen because friend singing "AAAAAAAA~". I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you, do not believe in usuzan, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM FRENCH PARASOL GIRL" and my sponsor very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend keep singing . I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with french girl? But I continue because when I ron her it feel very good.

>>1662055
They are loud alright.

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>>1662036
This is hilarious

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Don't have many pics, but will contriboot

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>>1663076

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I remember the summer of 2012

>>1662040
Oh my god I drew that when I was like, 15 I'm 19 now so immunity, and I couldn't find it anywhere after the fact does anyone still have the original image?

>>1663009
I saw this, and now I can't stop listening to metal covers of classical music while thinking about badass warrior lesbians.

>>1662036
I got literal tears in my eyes. AKB0048 was the shit

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>>1662900

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>>1663130
Seen this multiple times, but is it from something?

This might already be translated, I don't know, but I only have Japanese. Translation follows.
H: Why right next to me!?
H: No, it's so I can help her study. This is natural.
H: What am I being overly conscious for.
H: That's right, this is normal.
M: I don't get this part...
H: Don't misunderstand Akemi Homura
H: For that part you use this formula.
M: Oh, is that it, Homura-chan's so smart.

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>>1663340
Please tell me that's a legitimate series of pictures on the website.

>>1663283
who is this by I assume its and on going web comic not just one offs

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>>1663385
>who is this by
Look at the image again, and when you look I want you to look at it more closelier, okay?
If you're still blind it's slowdrone on tumbleh.

>>1663387
cheer and yes your right I was blind

>>1663340

Do you have the link to the wikihow tutorial?

>>1663387
Newfag here, what show is that?

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>>1663415
Simoun.

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>>1663416
Thanks, friend. This is all I can contribute.

Is Citrus popular here? What are the top-tier yuri manga?

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>>1663419
Citrus is on the fence, though I think a majority of the board is ambivalent to. If you wanna know about usually req'd manga there's the list right over >>1436961 there. You can also check the new release thread since there's usually some good stuff to be found. Yuricam and Murcielago are pretty decent. The former's more of a comedy and the latter amounts to crime drama I think. Lesbians aren't really the focus of Murcielago though, just an added bonus.
There's also Majyo to Houki to Kurobuchi Megane which is a 4koma thing.

>>1663428
How did I miss that? I guess I just went straight for the catalog. Thanks

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>>1662004
from the manga Sisterism (that manga gave me a couple good laughs :D)

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>>1662004
lol in a later chapter:

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>>1663125
Ah, the world of professional mahjong. Three square meals a day and all the lesbian sex you can stand.

>>1663433
>>1663442
>>1663447
>>1663450
Anon, while I'm sure we all appreciate the enthusiasm, the thread's geared more towards /u/-themed metahumor rather than yuri comedy.

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Except for lolicons.

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>>1663450
>Mangafox

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>>1663451
>No edited articles on the side
Sad

>>1663406
Not that anon, but I think this is it.
http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-You-Are-Gay

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>>1663458
That article was disappointing imagewise.
Also made me really wish I was better at editing.

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>>1663470
Oh God, I feel so old remembering that.

>>1663456
Yep. That is exactly what I do. I try to not be too obvious.

>>1663416

Honestly, not fucking is the best course in a horror film. You'll live longer.

>>1663266
Moefist.

>>1663473
That second panel never fails to make me laugh.

>>1663467
Hate it when het ruins yuri.

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These are biconcave glasses.

>>1663884
They look like slut glasses.

>>1663614
otaku senses tell me this is about yuri kuma

>>1663457
They are though? It's just a lot of Saki inside jokes.

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I'll just dump these

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>>1664164

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>>1664165

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>>1664167

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>>1664169

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>>1664171

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>>1664172

>>1664171
Dominura is actually 19, but I guess that wouldn't be as funny.

>>1664177
I never knew that. In fairness, she looks like she could be about 30 in anime years. Man I have to try and watch that again.

>>1664164
>Yuri gigolo wanted at various campuses

This always makes me snort like an idiot.

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>>1664211
The show didn't mention ages much, if at all. But they're all listed in the official website.

>>1663042
Ah holy shit, I didn't see it for a few seconds.

>>1663321
>Seen this multiple times, but is it from something?

It's one of a whole bunch of pixiv scribbles. Unfortunately the artist's account doesn'r exist any more. I think some of them were translated. Try the booru's or something.

>>1664571
It took me a while to see it too.

>>1664590
damn I go back to see it and I see it. I saw it since it was posted and havent noticed ...

>>1664625
Be honest with me /v/irgins. Do you guys really do this accidentally? Are there seriously people out there that go through the trouble of clicking on the lettters instead of just typeing /v/

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>>1664770
You don't? Especially if you're already at the top of the page? Besides the guy in >>1662057's screencap was from /v/

>>1664770
I'd have presumed it takes more effort to manually change the URL in the browser bar than just click on something...

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>>1663471
imagine how old you're going to feel in 5 years, seeing that. And yes, you'll still be here, let's not kid ourselves.

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>>1664620

>>1665062
I need more of this.

>>1665062
all the subtext

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>>1665076
>sub

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>>1664770
My first time here was an accident. The next 500 times, not so much.

>browsing on my phone
>you change boards with a dropdown menu
>that's very easy to mess up in a touchscreen
>suddenly the background is not blue anymore

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Pussi team represent

>>1665076
She even said I love you Yui.

>>1665233
n-no homo..!

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>>1665574
seriously, this fucking show...

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>>1665581
Surprised this hasn't shown up in the thread yet

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>>1665582

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>>1665582

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>>1665582

>>1664620
How embarrassing is it that I never got this joke til someone posted it on /u/?

>>1665641
I swear you could make an educational program about counting with these things

>>1665999
Wait, where is this image from? I don't remember this in the manga or the anime or the ova

>>1666003
It's a fanart of Kashimashi

>>1666005
Oh okay, thanks.

>>1665999
These things seem older than 4chan now.

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>>1665999
Here have the actual image.

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Contributing

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This series has an alarming number of lolicons.

>>1666254
;_;7

>>1666253
its for their development.

>>1663129
You have to post the whole thing.

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>>1665062
Delicious subtext, and Yuyushiki.

>>1666343
Are yuyus actually canon lesbians?

>>1666391
Yes, Mikami Komata is a known yuri author.

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>>1666391

>>1666588
What is she watching?

>>1666591
what's this?

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>>1666734
Achiga-hen lesbian wifi.
>>1666769
Ritz's schedule. She is Saki's mangaka. Igarashi and Saya are the artists for the spin-offs. If you want a mental image here Ritz's in the middle, Saya on her right and Igarashi on her left.

>>1666234
Still my favorite lynchpin of these threads.

>>1666556
Oranges are now vaginas too?
But lilies and macaroons were already that.

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>>1666591
Riiiiiiitz, get back to work!

>>1666896
As soon as I get my fingers back from Igarashi.

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>>1667026
Speaking of Nanoha

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>>1666914
>Suddenly shinohayu spams 10 pages per month and starts having delays
I'm glad lazyness isn't sexually transmitted.

>>1662055
Is there an Archive of this?

>>1667127
It used to be on archive.moe, but apparently they don't archive /sp/ anymore.

Too bad, it was pretty funny.

>>1667147
please continue
plz

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>>1667179
I only have about 5 that I saved from a thread when the show was airing

>>1667588
Ha!

>>1667588
I got banned for posting this image on /v/.

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Someone have the "I am yuri" gif?

>>1663124
hahhahah what the fuck?
I laughed so hard at this

>>1667015
> goggle check
kek

>>1663042
Is there more?

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>>1667599
Pro-tip: you shouldn't post NSFW images in blue boards.

>>1663458
>http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-You-Are-Gay
Except points one and two of part one does mean you're gay, or at least bi.
>fantasize about same sex
>have same sex relations
>somehow you're still straight

Does not compute. At least not in terms of real life.

>>1663471
>real men of genius
I miss those commercials, but I remember when they first were called "Real American Heroes".

>>1667659
Just a lil nip

>>1663009
>tfw Moonlight Sonata would immediately kill the mood for me because of that one case in Detective Conan

>>1667663
>Does not compute. At least not in terms of real life.

Obviously written by someone who never questioned their orientation. Either that, or a gold-star lesbian with a god complex.

>>1667823
>>1667663
Well looking it over real quick. What the author means is that being curious a few times doesn't mean you're gay because you could just not like it after trying it out.
Being gay means you're actively attracted to the same sex, thinking of it once or twice and maybe trying it out doesn't mean you're gay. Just means you were curious.

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>>1667179
An excess one I happened to have. I also wish there were more of these.

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>>1667602

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>>1667602
/r/ing Yokohama Shopping Trip edit

>>1662055
>dat Sakura Trick magic still working for the Hawks.

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>>1668096

>>1667146
which anime is this? is it /u/?

>>1668246
Tamako.

The anime was, but the movie has a bad end. I don't recommend it.

>>1668248
Like, poorly written, or like bad end /u/?

>>1668252
Bad end /u/

>>1667015
>manga in a nutshell.png

>>1668304
I dunno, I reread it a couple days ago and was pleasantly surprised by how solid it is as a whole, without having to wait weeks in between for chapters. The chapter omakes really give it more nuance as well.

>>1668256
What kind of bad end?
[please tell me it wasn't NTR]

>>1668493
She loses the main character bowl, she wasn't the only one in the competition.

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>>1668096
whoever made this edit deserves a medal

>>1668256
Misery is my fetish.

Someone should make snapshots of the tumblr faggottery going in in Kill La Kill board right now.

>>1669094
It'd be better for it to just disappear.

>>1668096
One unusual consequence of homosexual reproduction is the heritage of hair decorations.

>>1669094
That's not comedy, that's shit.

>>1669094
>>1669128
I just went over there for about five minutes and still could not figure out what everyone was so upset about. But I guess thats probably because I don't into KlK.

>>1668533
from where is this LOL

>>1669144
Are you saying their goggles are on too tight?

>>1669141
Some tumblr troll came in and screamed something about girl groping girl being rape, one pairing being shit over other and /u/ being bunch of faggots. Came from tumblr, forced itself to read board it hates and then went ballistic that someone had other opinion.

>>1668246
look like modern generic kyoani moeblob shit #127

might have yuri tho

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>>1669215
>not knowing Tamako Marketo

>>1666888
No, oranges are anus now forget about it.

>>1662055
My all-time favorite.
Blessed be are the Seahawks.

>>1666229
Oh hey, my post's in there.

>>1667018
Nanyako needs to learn to take a hint.

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1/2

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>>1669689
2/2

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>>1669690

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Don't forget this glorious moment at sports

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>>1669738

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>>1669750

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>>1669750
>>1669751
>>1669752
>>1669753
Brilliant.
Here's the webm of the scene, since nobody seems to have posted it.

>>1669774
Can I get some sauce for these volleyball things please?

>>1669784
>volleyball
I'm not even angry, I'm just perplexed as to how you can think this is volleyball...

>>1669849
... Is— isn't it?
I'm sorry; I'm not into sportsball.

>>1669870
I'm not into sports myself, but I think It's handball.

>>1669784
There was a net, girls jumping, from just that webm that's what it seems to be.

>>1669874
Why would girls from opposing teams be on the same side of the court in volleyball?

>>1669889
Then what's the sport smart girl?

>>1669913
Synchronized swimming.

>>1669889
Faking confusion so they can also fake an impact?

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>>1669913
It looks like water polo without water, so I looked up 'water polo without water,' and apparently its called handball.

And I thought >>1669873 was having us on.

>>1669774
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Igq9OEkz4
video

>>1669889
>Why would girls from opposing teams be on the same side of the court in volleyball?

The one in yellow fell forward under the net when she tried to block the one in blue.

It's not rocket science.

>>1670045
Now if only there was a net on the video and the other side wasn't full of opposing players.

>>1669873
>handball

hehehe

>>1667047
its funny how I have no clue what show this is but I can tell the main characters from their hairdo

Someone has to ask moot what he thinks of lesbians before he leaves forever.

>>1669774
>tfw no volleyball playing girlfriend.

Please ease my pain /u and post more sport lesbians ;___;

>>1669571
All hail loop!

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>>1667027
Dowman is the best.

>>1670930
I recognize the dowman art but don't know what thats from. Mind helpin an anon out?

>>1670990
I believe that one is from Paraiso.
Due to its highly pun-related humor, it only has like 4 chapters translated.

>>1670999
Love ya anon. love dowman but seems like a lot of his stuff doesn't get translated/

>>1669143
Artist is Carmine (Crimson Comics). No idea what it's called, it's some cheerleader getting molested by two other cheerleaders. I know it's on exhentai.

>>1671022
http://exhentai.org/g/16673/df41ac0152/
I'm beginning to think I read too much hentai.

>>1670930
>lesbian raep saves earth

>>1671336
Lesbianism is the only way to solve all and every problem in and outside of earth.

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>>1671336
>>1671376

>>1667174
The archive showed the intended OP image anyway, which was kind of awkward. No idea why it did, though. 4chan image displacement bug is weird.

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Resuscitation of thread for there is worth.

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The debates about the correct spelling of these beetus-inducing things were the highlight of watching BRS

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>>1675081

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From the newest Tovarisch release

>>1675082
OTP

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>>1675082

>>1675847
The macaron in the foreground is the Onee-sama.

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>>1663137
This should be it, if you're still here.

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Don't abuse of the Instagram filters.

>>1676181
Aww, Ryuuko considers Mako her sister.

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>>1676206

>>1676206
I like this post.

>>1676206
ah the old bait n switch.

>>1679135
wat

>>1669612
>>1668199
>1 yard line

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>>1676206

>>1679133
And also that being gay can possibly make you a car.

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>>1665272

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>>1679410
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>>1676206
I'll allow it