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New episode airing tonight?

How many hours left
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this is gonna be the good one. Darin Morgan writing, Kumail making a guest appearance, and i'm assuming based on the title and Morgan's involvement that it's gonna be a tongue-in-cheek fun ep like Jose Chung. That's what I missed most about XFiles, not this "the conspiracy continues" bullshit that CC tried to force in ep 1.
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Where can I find a stream?
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10 minutes
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Looking for a stream you poorfag?

Join #/tv/ @ rizon.
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>>65558791

stream and chat

bretty good dot com

bretty good dot com
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Who has that high test book promotion pic of Scully????
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right now nigga
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Is this the live thread?
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post Gillian
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Monster of the Week baby
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>>65559096
yes.
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>>65559096
It is now
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>>65559117
;_;
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>>65558857
LIVE HD STREAM AND CHAT:

comfy.zone
comfy.zone
comfy.zone
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WITNESS
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WITNESS ME
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>>65559029
Isn't this loaded with malware
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>that same old forest
MUH DICK
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Huffing paint is fun
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fucking kek. classic cheese
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Holy kek
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SHINY AND CHROME
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dude
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I DONT THINK THAT DUDES OKAY
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was that gay fucking green costume the monster
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WOAH DUDE
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Whoa dude paint lmao
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>mfw my dad won't shut up about the caucus

Fuck off dad I'm trying to watch the X-Files!
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>>65559185
Yep. Legit stream is here man: >>65559175
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fuck what did i miss?
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stream someone ?
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>same two actors in the same minor role 20 years later

God tier continuity.
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>>65559185
they can watch you through your web cam its peer 2 peer
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DUDE PAINT LMAO
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>>65559238
>A fucking leaf
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>huffing paint
>Deadpool

It's like poetry
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this is gonna be gud
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dude weed lmao
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>>65559253
SPOOPY FOREST
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>>65559253
a super cheesy green monster killed some guy in the woods. It was awesome
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lol fuck whoever wrote that intro.
"duuuuuuuuude"
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>>65559039
HIGHTEST
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T
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Did they cut some of the opening sequence or am I just huffing paint?
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Why is there office so less cramped?
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>>65559258
Good catch anon
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MY poster
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Dude it was all a hoax, lmao
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Poorfags get in here for 720 streaming.

#/tv/ @ Rizon
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i'm the hairy wat'sit of walla walla
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WOLOLO
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ICE
C
E
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>FOX mulder
>show airs on FOX

What pottery
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>>65559345
The Motorman is real though.
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Mulder is such a fucking gnarkill now. I don't like it.
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"i'm a middle aged man" you passed that years ago bud
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Mulder is being a cunt
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>>65559365
that's what the Ice wants you to think
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did the episode air an hour later tonight?
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Scully is Mulder now?
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What the duck mulder
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Scully:
>Mulder stop being a dick come on seriously
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This is great
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>>65559390

Just a questioning phase.
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>thats how i'd like to go out

heh
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Is Mulder CIA?
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I love this Moulder.

He's fucking hilarious, you faggots.
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>>65558791
>Mulder's a skeptic

WTF? They've already done this before. Chris Carter is a fucking hack
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>>65559258
>God tier continuity.
Guy gets killed by missile
Suddenly alive again

Shit tier continuity.
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Tranny's are too scary for lizardmen to eat
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>I used to wear

WE

DIVERSITY

NOW
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I HIT IT IN IT'S HORN

I TRANSITIONED
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Kek, trap.
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IT'S A TRAP
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THEY THINK IM AUWN CRACK

are you?


YEAH
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DUDE CRACK LMAO
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this is so fucking good it's like a parody
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This coke is pepsi.
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>I TRANSITIONED LAST YEAR
>THEY THINK IM ON CRACK
>ARE YOU?
>YEAH!
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It's that Indian guy who is in everything.
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Prismo!
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This guy is funny, well at least on Portlandia
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>I transitioned last year
You should ask for your money back darling.
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>>65559175

wtf. I dont want to create an account

where's a good live stream
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>>65559258
Holy Shit! They are.

That's what you call commitment.
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it's that guy from silicon valley
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A trap crackhead!
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>Mulder uses the camera on his phone

FINALLY
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Anyone at all have the picture of Scully lying back on a couch or chair with MASSIVE hips, she was promoting her new book?
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>>65559266
Holy shit, young Gillian looks absolutely angelic
How can one woman be so beautiful throughout her whole life?
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post more Scully
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PHONE >>>>> GUN
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I love how they don't give a fuck anymore. It's almost like a parody of itself, but it's funny.
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HOLY FUCK NUGGETS
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Mulder cannot into Apps.
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DUDE MONSTERS

BAZINGA
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Mulder running after a monster with a phone
HOW THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED
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>>65559487
You don't have to create an account, not sure what you're talking about
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Kek


This fucking episode.
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What is with this music?
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Ha. It's a cheeky British cunt.
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MURRAY!
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*tips monster horns*
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>>65559516
Did you forget the COPS episode or something?
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>>65559516
>It's almost like a parody of itself, but it's funny.

It always had humor elements.
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>>65559503
>s.jpg
newfriends, everyone
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>neither Scully nor Mulder finding it weird that a person could enter the toilet and sit down that fast

What?
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This episode if fucking hilarious. already the best one so far. This is classic X files
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I don't know what to think...
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>>65559258
Holy shit, I knew they seemed familiar. Was wondering if they were some kind of cameo.
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>>65559583
The funny episodes were always the best ones.
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YES THIS IS SO FUN!
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what with that music are we scooby doo now
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>Mulder can't into technology
>It hide in the porta-potty
>It can shaepshift
10/10 episode already.
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>>65559583
>I never watched X-files
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>>65559583

And look at all these babbys ITT hating on it.

>tv in charge of anything
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this is the funniest episode they ever had
hopefully it'll work
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>>65559574
Thumbnail or not, it's one more Scully than you've posted
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so some dude shitting in the middle of the night warrens zero suspicion are they in India?
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So what's the secret behind the were-sleestack?
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>>65559608
muh apps!
shoulda got an iPhone
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This is the best one yet.
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wait, it started already?
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>>65559608
>It's a monster shapeshifts into one of the main character's partner and they have to choose between shooting either the OG partner or the monster using an obscure piece of information the monster wouldn't know episode
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>>65559607
>are we scooby doo now

Yes. Scully is Velma.
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>>65559516

It's a Darin Morgan episode.
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What's up with the obvious set though? External settings should be on location.
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>>65559620

I dunno man, the Rashomon vampire episode was pretty funny...
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>>65559632
>pic

I don't know what you're getting at
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>from out it's eyeball
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It's a horned lizard, they shoot blood out their eye
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It's like she's talking to 4chan.
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>>65559682
Jesus she was always qt.
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>Mulder taking whack job tier photos and video

Top fucking kek.
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I love when they do funny
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>Animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs
Scully, what? No, you should know better.
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I fucking love goofy older Hank Moody Mulder

he's like 24/7 drunk
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>>65559669
I'll Elvis Presley my television!!!
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I'm so happy to hear that Scully is happy doing this.
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How does she still doubt him about this stuff? She had a fucking alien baby for christ sake!
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Well that was self aware
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>Please go away or I'll kill you.
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>I forgot how much fun these cases could be
She says as she looms over a dead man

Scully you kinda spooky.
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ALL I ASKED HIM TO DO WAS PAY HIS BILL, DOES THAT MAKE ME A MONSTER?
NOW PLEASE GO AWAY OR I'LL KILL YA!
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>Old guy drinking rubbing alcohol
PLEASE STOP I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS COMEDY GENIUS

>>65559669
>yfw the partner shoots both
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SPOOKY RAPE MOTEL
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>>65559777
You are dumb. She's fucking with him, for one thing. HE'S being the skeptic and she's messing with his goofy ass about it.
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Man, this episode is something special.
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IT'S A JACKELOPE.
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>creepy perv motel is creepy
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>>65559565
Whoever wrote cops episode is a fucking genius. I don't think there is any other crossover episode in any shows that can top it.
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This is goddamn Scooby Doo.
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>Peeping on Scully

das it mayne
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this shit is great
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"just looking for the ice machine."
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My sides
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>>65559829
More like Norman Bate's motel.
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Speedo Mulder is back.
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>>65559846
I said that to my GF the second it started
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>ITS HAPPENING
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Oh fuck this 90s tier CGI
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Grimm!
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wasn't there a monster like this on Buffy?
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Mulder is on antipsychotics!
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>>65559909
I'm pretty sure it was a good guy on Angel.
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>>65559909

Most of them?
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DUDE GMOS LMAO
DUDE JOHN BARNETT LMAO
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Dude gmos lmao
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>>65559923
Close
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this episode is both simultaneously killing me inside and keeping me alive
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>>65559923

No mistake that this monster is a British immigrant.
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>Mulder trying to outScully Scully.

Damn son.
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Mulder's back.
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>Scully getting btfo
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This made my week, granted it's only Monday but still
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Scully's really lightened up over the years.
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Joe Flacco get
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>>65559951
He sounds more Kiwi or Aussie
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>Yeah, this is how I like my Mulder
>So you agree with me?
>No! You're batcrap crazy!
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This is fucking awesome
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>that rant
Mulder, what do you even need me for anymore
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>>65559949
It is pretty amazing huh?
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>>65559955

Thank god, sceptic Mulder was getting boring.
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>We're checking out of this motel

11/10 episode
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>>65559981
fuck off /sp/
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>mulder's heads back in the game
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It's not that funny
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>>65559999
>>65550000
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>Gods of Egypt
>they're white

DARKIES BTFO AGAIN
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>>65559877
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Joel McHale ruined the first one but these last 2 are pretty legit

This one's the best so far tho, easily
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...is that fucking Rhys Darby?
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>>65559986
It's a US tv British accent.
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Man this episode is straight out of Scooby-Doo.

All they need now if Mulder and Scully running door to door being chased by the monster, who turns out to be old man owner.
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>>65559842
B R A V O
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V I N C E
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>>65560035
I liked the first more than the second one.

Maybe it was just all the hype
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This fuckin episode is great
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>>65560055
Best parody episode fucking ever
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>>65560052
>All they need now if Mulder and Scully running door to door being chased by the monster, who turns out to be old man owner.

The porta-potty scene was close enough.
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Was that old guy drinking rubbing alcohol?
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So they do this instead of a third movie alien invasion ending? They had better do it in the new series.
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>>65560015
he's back
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>>65559986
He is a Kiwi
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its fun
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>>65560046
He's a Kiwi, it's the guy from Flight of the Conchords you pleb
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Where are the lone gunmen -_-
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Oh so that's the function of the appendix...
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PENETRATION
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these episodes have been pretty great. shame were already halfway through.
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And then John was a zombie.
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this is so good
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This is Jose Chung's Tales from Outer Space good

This is a top tier episode
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Sup, Rhinox.
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BUT THEN WHO WAS MIRROR?
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>>65560123
IMAGINE

;_;
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This entire episode I've been all smiles

Also props to the sly Kolchak the Nightstalker reference with the clothes
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>>65560133
Cancelled 20 years ago.
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>>65560133

Probably all dead, when they got in too deep.
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>>65560133
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Mulder is my nigga skully my hood gurl
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>>65560144
Duchovny said "we'll see" if they are going to make more

He's open to the possibilities anyway, we'll see what happens
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> take a walk in the cemetery
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>>65560197
I want Doggett to make a cameo.
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>>65560111

If the miniseries does well they'll probably do a third, final movie. Maybe.
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>Guy Man
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>>65560166

Wait, really? Is that Richard Newman?
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This episode is amazing.
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>>65559763
he really dont care
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This is a quality episode.
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>>>>>HORNY
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>psychiatrist takes the meds

12/10 episode
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CLEAVAGE!
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>>65560107

yes, it's better than nothing
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MULDER I GOT THE RESULTS BACK FROM THE LAB AND-
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I miss Mark Snow's score from the original show
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> Scully completely ignored
ahhh memories
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>>65560202
one of my favorite scenes
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>>65560176
Holy shit. All these subtle references are killing me.

>>65560227
Yep.
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>>65560215

Annabeth Gish is going to be in an episode. Robert Patrick wasn't interested in doing it or couldn't from what I read.
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this entire episode
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Most people in psych are kinda nuts themselves. Some of the nuttiest people I know are in that profession.
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>Kim Manners ;_;7

Damn, they put a lot of easter eggs in this episode.
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>>65560176
>tfw no Kolchak in the original series because McGavin didn't want to play the character
>we will never have a conversation between Mulder and Kolchak about the Las Vegas vampire
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>Kim Manners' grave
;_;7
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Where the aliens at
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>mulder fucking buys a plant to put in a grave next to the suspect

my sides
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it will always be

muldie
and
skuller
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Oh god, he's not a were-lizard, he's a lizard-were!
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LOL
this suicide by cop
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>Kim Manners
>Jack Hardy
Wait, who?
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hahahahahahaha wat
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That failed suicide by cop lamo
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holy fucking shit this is amazing
>not the gun, you fool!
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I love this
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Wtf is going on??!

>>>BaSED<<<
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KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
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> slow as fuck reflexes by clearly aging Mulder
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>guy asks to be killed
>Mulder agrees
>"Nicest guy I ever met"

13/10 episode
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>>65560323
>buys
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OPERA LOVES BREAD

FUCKING BREAD

IT'S SO GREAT FUCKING OPREA BREAD
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>this episode
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>>65560202
>so I was being abducted by this ayy lmao
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>>65560355

>white privilege

Cops woulda shot da black guy
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>>65560294

Wow, never would have noticed that.
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>>65560351
Scully even harks back to something she was told in “Clyde Bruckman” in the new episode, titled “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster.” (Die-hard fans may appreciate tombstones in a graveyard scene dedicated to late “X-Files” producers/directors Kim Manners and Jack Hardy.)
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>>65560212
that would be great if they continued, but lets hope Carter has an true set ending in mind.
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WHO /PPZ/ HERE????
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PENETRATION


between this episode and Oprah going off about her BREAD I'm besides myself with laughter
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THIS
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>>65560394
>Opera
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>>65560351

Kim Manners was a part of almost every original episode.

Had to look up Jack Hardy.
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yuropoor here
commercials every ten minutes is normal ?
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>>65560394
>>65560360
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I'm fuckin dying here man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY
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>>65560318
It was always kinda implied it was Kolchak in that one episode with the seaworms and the hurricane
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BREAD
R
E
A
D
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>>65560423
It's Fox
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>>65560423
Yes. Gotta get advertising shekels.
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>>>posting some bread
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>>65560423
Yes because we get this for free without paying a television license
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>>65560123

>darin morgan's first episode
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>>65560431
Same. Shit is killing my sides.
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Didn't last week have nothing but the fight song car commercial?
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>>65560212
Seriously I think the only thing he said in doubt in continuing the series was that he honestly cannot see himself making 20+ episode seasons again.

But if they keep it at 12/13 episode seasons I think that would be more than possible for him to do without it being a strain or a lack of a season.
>>
>>65560423
Dont for get to pay your TV tax
>>
>>65560318
He was really, really old by that point unfortunately.
>>
>>65560351
Kim Manners was an X-Files director, he directed a ton of episodes. Died in 2009

Jack Hardy was an AD in I Want To Believe, dunno what else he did
http://www.hollywood.com/celebrities/jack-hardy-57531813/
>>
>>65560468
Fuckin hate it m8, gotta mute dem speakers
>>
BASED
A
S
E
D

BREAD
R
E
A
D

TELL ME Y U LOVE IT!
>>
>>65560468
Last two weeks actually.
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Bread

Every


Day


Every


Bread
>select all images with bread
>>
First of all, I love bread. It may seem irrelevant and so completely randomly out of place, but I am Oprah herself and if I say that I love bread you're gonna eat that fucking bread and love it.
Just hear me out on this. I love bread. You don't care? Well tough shit, because I'm Oprah and I deserve that you are pleased with hearing me saying what I like and what I not like. Thanks.
>>
>this gay ass fucking run by the lizard man
>>
lel
>>
>THE LIZARD MAN GETS ATTACK BY A VAMPIRE

MY SIDES
>>
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
HE'S A LIZARD THAT TURNS INTO A HUMAN!

Thats brilliant.
>>
>that run

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>
It's a man bites dog episode.
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>bread files


I WANT TO LOVE
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>>65560517
>The monster was the victim the whole time
15/10! HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MAN BITES MONSTER
>>
>he turns into a human instead of the other way around

WATTATWEEST
>>
>>65560565
David Icke's been saying this for how long
>>
OOOH MY GOOOOD
>>
What is happening
>>
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>>He's a Were-Man
GOD HELP ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>
>>65560340

I called it!
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HES A GODDAMN WERE-HUMAN!! A WEREMAN
>>
>>65560450

>television licence

What the fuck is that. Do you have to pass a test or something?
>>
I HAD TO GO HUNT DOWN A A A A

JOB
>>
A job.
>>
JOB HUNT
O
B

H
U
N
T
>>
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THE WERE LIZARD IS

A WERE MAN

HE GOT BIT BY A MAN AND HE TURNS INTO A HUMAN WHEN THE MOON IS FULL

JESUS CHRIST I WONT SURVIVE THIS
>>
LIZARDMEN BTFO
>>
>>65560612
its a meme
>>
Can someone do a webm of the running man-lizard
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fucking leeeel
>>
>I dont understand half the things I'm telling you

so good
>>
>be british
>get bitten by american
>become wageslave
>>
>tfw a lizard man who just recently got turned into a human being can get a job more easily than me
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This is some Grant Morrison meta shit. Awesome.
>>
WHY?
>>
>WHY?

holy shit I won't survive this
>>
>IF YOURE NOT IN A CAR YOU HAVE TO COME INSIDE TO ORDER!
>WHY?
>>
I KILLED A COW
PORN
KEK
>>
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>This episode
>>
>"you have to come inside to order."
>"WHY?"

20/10 episode
>>
Oh wow...
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>a cow
>watching porn

ahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahhahahaha
>>
>why

FUCKING TRUE

>helplessly watching porn

TOP KEK
>>
This guy is literally 4chan
>>
>>65560653

This is why we need Trump. These Lizardmen have to go back.
>>
>>65560409
>>65560422
>>65560485
Ah, right. Thanks. I feel guilty for not remembering this.
>>
>>65560649
NEW ZEALANDER, YOU COCK
GET IT RIGHT
>>
>>65560653
TooReal
>>
My sides are gone
>>
>>65560673
Insurance.
>>
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Alas, I was human again
>>
>THESE SHITTY EFFECTS

ITS PERFECT
>>
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
>>
I'm looking forward Scully coming in and explaining away this shit.
>>
>>65560698
MULDER THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
>>
>my novel

top shit
>>
degoo
>>
This episode has no goddamn brakes

what the fuck is going on
>>
Dagoo?
>>
>get a morage
>whatever that is
>>
God fucking damn, he's right.
>>
;-;
>>
>lifes hopeless
>why bother

ONE OF US
>>
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this episode is top banter
DOGGO
>>
DAGOO?
>>
>>65560768
Yeah. The pacing kinda sucks.
>>
OH FUCK

ITS THE FUCKING DOG CATCHER DUDE

LITERALLY SCOOBY DOO VILLIAN SWITCH
>>
>>65560718
>Let's troll the fucktard.
He's clearly British,
>>
>DAAAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
So there are two fucking monsters?
>>
Oh my god it's the Indian guy!
>>
STRANGLE HIM AND EAT HIS FLESH
>>
>very common
>>
She hit like a man

AHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
>you cant transform into another sex

TOP EPISODE

SO BASED
>>
PORTLANDIA MAN IS A VAMPIRE

500/10 EPISODE
>>
HOLY FUCK TRANSFAGS BTFO
>>
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>>65560819
>>
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>she hit like a man
>>
> a step too far
>>
>you can't transform into a different sex

Red pilled as fuck
>>
this is the best episode i have ever seen
>>
My sidessss
>>
>Trannys are lizardpeople

KEK
>>
This episode is probably triggering trannies kek.
>>
TRANS BTFO!
>>
TRANNIES BTFO
>>
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YOU CANT TRANSFORM INTO A DIFFERENT SEX THATS NUTS

OHHHH MY SIIIIDES
>>
This is gonna be a hit on tumblr I reckon
>>
X-FILES CONFIRMS YOU CAN CHANGE SEX

/pol/ BTFO
>>
>Mulder will never talk you out of cutting off your genitals
>>
Trannies BTFO this week

Gays BTFO last week

Holy shit, X-files is redpilled
>>
Holy shit they're gonna get eviscerated for that. It was worth it though.
>>
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>this episode
>>
HOW CAN ONE EPISODE BE SO BASED?
>>
THERES NO EXTERNAL LOGIC
TO ANY OF IT
>>
>>65560838
It is, anon. It's not the 20th century anymore
>>
YES YES YES
>>
OH FUCK

THIS SCULLY

MY FUCKING DICK
>>
Now he's just lying.
>>
TOP KEK
>>
>>65560897
HELL YEA
>>
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>
POINT OF NO RETURN
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
SIDES = ORBIT
>>
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It keeps getting better!!!!!
>>
I WANNA MAKE YOU SAY CHEESE
>>
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23xfiles&src=typd&lang=en

>Thanks for the educational moment about being #transgender, #xfiles.

HA
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SLUT
>>
>I cant help but lie about my sex life
>please kill me now

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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Oh my fuck

I CAN DIE NOW
>>
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BEST FUCKING EPISODE OH MY GOD

RENEW THE SERIES

FOR FUCK SAKE YES
>>
SEX FANTASY

9001/10 EPISODE
>>
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>Ever since I became human I felt the need to lie about my sex life
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HAPPENING!
>>
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
I LOVE IT.
>>
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>this fucking episode
>>
THIS IS TOO FUCKING META FOR ME
>>
Jamie Bernstein @UAJamie 42s42 seconds ago Chicago, IL

No #xfiles stop! Seriously stop making jokes about transgender women!!! Wtf is wrong with your writers?

>STEIN
>>
>>>BREAD AND CHEESE
>>
Yup, thats humanity for ya.
>>
NO U
>>
>>65560958

lol

just lol

cant wait for the av club review

>cursing in french

it doesnt stop
>>
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Lizard life seems good.
>>
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>this episode
>>
J'ACCUSE
>>
1080p Slo Mo Scully webm when????
>>
wew lad
>>
THEN HE PULLS OUT HIS OWN BOTTLE
>>
J'accuse!
>>
>J'accuse, monsieur Mulder!
>>
>Mulder had his own green glass bottle the whole time

Kek
>>
Top cheeky writing
>>
>he had a bottle of liquor

1002883/10 episode
>>
So now that the dust settled we can all agree that this is a 10/10 episode
>>
WEBM NOW

HOLY SHIT MAKE THE WEBM

MUH DICK IS IN PAIN
>>
>Mulder produces an identical bottle from his coat pocket
That's it, I'm dead. This moment just buried me.
>>
I don't think anyone expected it to be this good
>>
Yo gimme wunnadem chawcolate diamundz
>>
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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>>
>>65560994
>>65560994
>>65560994
dat cleavage
>>
Holy fuck this episode is great
>>
The first two episodes were not very good but this really is a classic. For this episode alone it was all worth it.
>>
>>65561020

This has transcended numerical value.
>>
I'm genuinely surprised Fox let this type of writing back on air.

Huge risk, but high reward. If they can keep it up that is.
>>
>>65560990
what does that mean?
>>
>>65561002
>>65561010
top kek
>>
Is this the best revival of a tv show yet?
>>
>>65561033
dem bolted on titties
>>
Fucking garbage Big bang theory episode for sheep that enjoy this trash humor. Into the trash goes the X-Files, RIP.
>>
>>65561051
It's an accusation.

Also it means my post got deleted for some reason.
>>
>>65561070
consider suicide
>>
>>65561070
>Update
YEAH THIS IS POOP DICK
>>
>>65561051
I accuse in French. Popularised in their revolution.
>>
> x files ringtone
kekk
>>
>ring tone is the theme song
>>
That's his ringtone!?
>>
IT'S HIS RINGTONE
KEK
>>
HIS RING TONE IS THE THEME SONG!
>>
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>That fucking X-Files ringtone
>>
>MULDER'S RINGTONE IS THE X-FILES THEME

FUCKING KEK
>>
THE RINGTONE
>>
That fucking ringtone..
>>
>theme song ringtone
>>
>>>it's his ringtone
>>>MINDFUCK
>>
HIS RINGTONE IS THE THEME

GOAT EPISODE
>>
XFILES THEME RINGTONE

WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN COCKSUCKING FUCKS
>>
>X-Files Theme ringtone
>>
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THAT RINGTONE

FUCK I'M DONE LADS
>>
>>65561050
What risk?
>>
YESSSS
>>
>x-files theme song ringtone
This is seriously a meme show now.
>>
HE HAS THE X-FILES THEME ON HIS PHONE

OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>
ITS DIGOO
>>
>Mulder I had great sex with the guy at the phone place.
>>
Poor Quequeg
>>
Queequeg
>>
>>65561119

Kim manners easter egg grave

8 years dead and till easter egging
>>
Queequeg reference, scientific notation / 10 ep
>>
The fucking ringtone
THE FUCKING RINGTONE
>>
Hey does anyone have that pic of Scully lying down holding her new book??? It's hot as fuck
>>
>dat ending
It's too good
>>
IT'S A DOG CATCHER IS THE DOG EPISODE

ALSO CAN HE PROVIDE ME QUALITY CUSTOMER SERVICE?
>>
>>65561133
You're a huge faggot. X-Files has does funny episode like this
>>
> muh speech
>>
>>65561070
Sorry but fun is allowed this time

20 years, fun is allowed
>>
>Whole Speech
THIS FUCKING EPISODE
>>
I have a whole speech prepared....fucking kek
>>
>And you forget, I'm immortal

This episode has everything I needed.
>>
>SCULLY SAVED HERSELF
>"I HAD A WHOLE SPEECH PREPARED"

THE UNDENIABLE BEST EPISODE
>>
This is how I know /tv/ has shit taste. What a fucking hack job of an episode.
>>
So she really is immortal?!
>>
SCULLY JUST STOLE THE DOG
>>
>>65561207
>I only cared about the story episodes
>>
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>>65561135
it's just like my japanese animes
>>
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You, sometimes Tumblr is useful.
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Doesn't Guy get his dog back?
>>
DAS RACIS
>>
>>65561202
>>65561209


it's making fun of the show on after it =D

(lucifer said that a bunch in its pilot episode)
>>
>>65561128
Fast-paced absurd humor.
>>
>THATS RACIST
>>
>that's racist
>>
>>65561207
go back to your home shit faggot
>>
>DATS RACIST

TOP
O
P

EPISODE
P
I
S
O
D
E
>>
>>65561181

not until it started getting shitty
>>
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
>>
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>
>>65561207
>we can never have fun
Tryhard loser.
>>
>>65561234

Fuck
>>
>he skipped
Top fucking tier.

This was the best goddamn episode ever.
>>
BRAVO CHRIS
>>
He said it.
>>
>Muh Ford product placement every goddamn episode

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>
>>65561263
get out of here newfag
the earlier season had episodes like this
>>
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Back to guarding the portals to Lord Kinbote's domain
>>
How long until queequeg 2 dies?
>>
BEST EPISODE EVER.

Spooky Mulder coming back.
>>
>>65561302
THIS IS MY WHITE SONG
>>
>>65561244
I agree on fast-paced but xfiles did have some absurd humor.
>>
20/10 episode.

Amazing.
>>
This episode goes straight into the classics bin.
>>
>>65561055
yes.
>>
THE BEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME?
>>
>kek of the week
>>
Looks like next week is going to be a scary episode.
>>
>>65561207
It was Jose Chung's Tales from Outer Space tier

Easily top 10 quality

You just don't see quality memes like you used to in the 90's
>>
>>65561237
I know, right? It's fucked up Mulder didn't think to bring the dog back to him.
>>
after the first episode of the reboot i was really having doubts but this shit keeps getting better and better, hot damn
>>
SPOOKY CASES WITH SPOOKS
>>
>>65561055

BSG
>>
>>65561325
Absolutely yes
>>
>>65561329

Absolutely
>>
9/10 + 15/9 for bonuses

24/10
>>
>>65561349
He didn't realise it was his dog.
>>
>>65561309

name one faggot
>>
>>65561329
its up there

its really far up there
>>
>>65561320
Still, it's a bit different than what Fox usually peddles as comedy.
>>
>>65561055
Currently? Yes.

Yes it is.
>>
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>>65561234
so good
>>
>>65561362
Great name for a collection of funny X-Files episodes btw
>>
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thies campy eps are the fucking best
>>
TOP FUCKING EPISODE
10/10 my sides will never be the same
>>
Great episode or greatest episode?
>>
>>65561389
It's not like fox is known for stifling writers with x-files.
>>
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Who /watchingluciferafter/?
>>
>>65561384
Jose chung
>>
Easily the most fun I've had with live action television in a long time.
>>
rate the eps so far

My Struggle: 5/10
Founder's Mutation 7/10
Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster: 10/10
>>
Seriously though, is slightly sceptical Mulder and badass Scully the new dynamic?

Not that I disagree with this, in fact I think it could be pretty refreshing and fun.
>>
torrent when
>>
>>65561445
no one.
>>
>>65561406

Darin Morgan episodes are always good.
>>
>>65561445
Nope, gotta catch up on The Bachelor.
>>
>>65561472
Liking it so far. Scully messing with Mulder when he's being all mopey and sad is just the greatest.
>>
>>65561470
7
4
10
>>
>>65561445
Me?
>>
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>That FUCKING EPISODE

100/10, Best thing I've seen on TV IN YEARS

>That Skully
MUH FUCKING DICK
>>
>mulder had a existential crisis this episode

Fucking amazing
>>
>>65561472
after all he's seen I'm surprised he's more skeptical. though its probably because he's seen so much. he's jaded. and when it seems to actually be real the old Mulder comes back.

its a pretty good dynamic that shows the change of their characters over time.
>>
Darin Morgan always best Files writer. Here's hoping that the rest aren't shit like the first two.
>>
>>65561445
I'm gonna torrent it and watch later because I'm watching the Iowa caucus now
>>
https://twitter.com/niehauscosima

BUTTHURT
U
T
T
H
U
R
T
>>
>>65561532
>He dealt with it by drinking in a graveyard with a were-man.
That's some high class therapy.
>>
>>65561548
Mulder wasn't saying anything mean, he was quite accepting. I have trans friend he'd think that bit was hilarious, I hope those faggots at the AV Club don't shit their pants over it
>>
>>65561541
He just had his biggest belief turned inside out in episode 1
>>
i havent re-watched the older x-files eps in a long time, but wasnt the world supposed to end in 2012 in the show's mythology?
>>
The only "insensitive" argument that could be made is that the trans character happened to be a druggie prostitute, but it's not a big deal, the character was fine
>>
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I might have to watch that episode again later tonight. 10/10
>>
>>65561548
these people are so fucking stupid. even if you mention it they get sore.


They weren't making fun of it, it's an animal that doesn't understand human psychosis. He didn't understand neck ties as well. or anything human. they missed the whole point of the episode.
>>
>>65561541
I think he's more skeptical now since the whole "it was humans all along" reveal might have him questioning everything he's done. I agree you can see it's like an internal struggle between his new perspective and his classic want to believe instinct. This kind of character progression is why I think X-Files lasted so long.

X-Files = 10/10 Kinó
>>
https://twitter.com/DPD_

IT"S 2016 ALREADY
>>
>>65561683
they mentioned it but didn't get into it. They'll have to come up with a reason it was delayed
>>
>>65561716
>these people are so fucking stupid. even if you mention it they get sore.


but they get but mad if you don't have any faggots in it at all
>>
>>65561724
>no thinkpiece-o, but: the way tonight's "X-Files" treated trans people shld disqualify it from consideration as a thing that belongs in 2016

KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>
>>65561724
>>65561548
At least A.V. Club has some sense for once.
>At one point, Mulder and Scully interview a transgender prostitute who hit Guy in the head with her purse. The woman mentions transitioning, and the scene is played somewhat for laughs, but it doesn’t feel like we’re laughing at her, if that makes sense. Later, Mulder tries to explain transgender people to Guy, and while he reacts in astonishment (and, when he learns what “transitioning” means, outright horror), it again doesn’t feel like we’re laughing at the concept so much as Guy’s reaction, and the reminder of the complications of conscious life. Mulder’s casual description, and his assurance that this happens “frequently,” is pretty refreshing.
>>
>>65561470
My struggle (1st time) 5/10 (second time) 8/10 minus O malley

Founders Mutation 9/10
Mulder and Scully Meet the Were Monster 100/10
>>
I was worried, thanks A.V Club
>>
>>65561749
Exactly. You can't win with them. Nothing's ever enough. Go figure.
>>
>>65561835
Why they are POZ faggots.

who gives a shit what they say
>>
>>65561895
They have AIDS?
>>
>>65561895
But they didn't get all bent out of shape for just mentioning it. They understood really.

How do people expect equality for trans people if you can't fucking mention them ever
>>
>>65561716
you can't win against trans
trans people are phobic against transphobic people
>>
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>>65561982
>you can't win against trans
Yes you can.
>>
>>65561384
Seriously?

Jose Chung's from Outer Space
War of the Corophages
Bad Blood
Humbug
Arcadia
Dreamland I and II

There are plenty more.
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>>65562582
what's the title of the episode where they are looking for vampires that sucked the blood of cows

and the cops episode
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>>65562621
I can't remember the name of the vampire episode, but the cops episodes was called X-COPS.
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