itt: powerful television moments

>>65147770
whore got rekt, nice

just like these

big fucking surprise

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>>65147770
Fucking whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzXsFLMyPNw

>>65147770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iB3K8ZtsQc&feature=youtu.be

>>65147828
this shit is made up retard

>>65147869
YOU BLEW MY COVAAAAAH

>>65147770
these are not found without sound

>this polygraph is 99% accurate!
>meanwhile, in reality, polygraphs are only a little over 50% accurate (ie. barely better than guessing true or false at random)

>>65147770
baby is black, needs a dna test. fuck my country is stupid

>>65147828
>he thinks it's the whore who got rekt

>>65147926

Be thankful they can at least get a DNA test.

It is illegal in France for a father to have their children tested to check this, in order to escape custody/child support. They're stuck as a cuck, paying for someone elses child.

>>65147986
>proofs_chicken.jpg

>>65148004

http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/france-upholds-the-ban-on-paternity-tests/

>>65147986
>It is illegal in France for a father to have their children tested to check this, in order to escape custody/child support. They're stuck as a cuck, paying for someone elses child.
So the woman could claim the Pope is the father and he would have to pay child support without doing a DNA test?

Seems legit.

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>>65147770
>America

>>65147986
i know its fucking insane, but they are french we can't expect much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-WnaL4Kv_E

I love this fucking show, is most of American daytime tv like this?

>>65148072
i assume its within a marriage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLawWmSyakg

>>65147770
youtube source pls!

>>65148116
lol

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>>65148116
first baby is black bitch still thinks she will get away with it even with a dna test

>>65147921

DNA tests are 99% accurate though

>>65148071
>avoiceformen.com

Seems legit

>>65148116
I don't get the context. Why are people jumping around in celebration after hearing the result?

>>65148194
I couldn't speak for that, I was talking about polygraph tests, which they also claim are 99% accurate (or some similarly high number).

>>65148204
https://www.ibdna.com/paternity-testing-ban-upheld-in-france/

>>65148219
They're celebrating that fact whores getting rekt and that they were right all along.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w

>>65148219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ruLI_SE5Q

Because they dont have to pay child support, and arent saddled with some whores runt

imagine finding out your kids aren't yours

must be such a bad feel

>>65148219
Trashy women in the US of A will tell a man that he is the father of their child so he can pay child support for 18 years, but in reality they cheated and got knocked up by someone else.

>>65148219

Because they don't have to pay alimony for the kid and avoid getting JUSTed

>>65148287
>>65148308
>>65148323
yea but why not go to the guy who is the dad and he pays child support if all they want is money?

>>65148116
I know this show is fake but this is so damn entertaining.

>>65148344

Because you are not understanding just how much these women are whores, there are multiple men in some cases so they always come back with another

I saw an episode where this bitch was on it like eight times with eight different men and none of them were the dad

>>65148219
>It's something that you need to have
>'Cause when she leave yo ass she gon' leave with half
>18 years, 18 years
>And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

>>65148344
The true dad is probs poor(er) or some shit, but yeah I'm sure after this they try and get money elsewhere.

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>>65148116
>be american man
>find out got cucked
>start dancing

>>65148303

Not if you want to avoid paying for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo

>>65148116
Americans are funny creatures

>women says he's the father 100%
>he says if it's not the relationship is over
>results are in turns out you arent the father
>she runs of crying
>he goes backstage to comfort her and promises to make it work
everytime

>>65148232
Polygraphs are 99% accurate. Whether someone can interpret the results correctly is another issue.

>>65148116
Between the lie detector guy, the lmao judge shows and springer having achieved an advanced state of self aware perfection, daytime is fucking golden, long as you can laugh at white trash and black people's problems.

>>65148408

>find out that this whore has been cheating on you and wanted to force you to raise another man's child and pay for it
>find out you don't have to do jack shit
>start dancing

FTFY

>>65148344
Because the real father, Chad, is a jobless jail-rat.

>>65147770
Thought it was Skip Bayless at first

>>65147770

Priceless.

>>65148116

I hate this country.

>>65148412
Blacks are funny creatures

>>65148435
pls not be real

>>65148435
>everyday in america

What a cucks country

the best reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc

>>65148268

What in the ever loving fuck....

I thought it was just going to be some shitty speech and then he went and did that shit..

>>65148448

The thing about polygraphs is they are not lie detectors they are stress detectors, so while it is true that they can detect if someone is stressed very accurately, that does not prove someone is lying, since there are a lot of people who get stressed even when telling the truth because just being under suspicion stresses them out and there are people who are so used to lying it causes them no stress, which is why you need an interpreter who is a fallible human.

There's a funny thing where a common way to fail the polygraph you have to take before you can join the FBI is if you say you have never smoked weed it's an instant fail because that's a test question to gauge someones response when they lie or tell an awkward truth, but the procedure doesn't take into account that some people really have never tried smoking weed, because it's conducted by fallible humans.

>>65148303
You're on /tv/ though AKA the cuck board so not really

>>65148344
Niggas in jail can't pay child support

Meanwhile on British television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuyrAgr1yR0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vovg08rajP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVBYOSaZXPU

>>65148268
>gives his little generic speech
>starts making....noises

Why?

>>65148268
Holy fuck I'm in tears

>>65148610
>The thing about polygraphs is they are not lie detectors they are stress detectors
Correct, hence why I mentioned that interpreting the results correctly does not correspond to a polygraph's accuracy.

>>65148116
why do they always ran out of the stage? Why?

>>65148268

>Nyung nyung nyung nyung

What did he mean by this?

>>65148268
did he died?

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>>65148463
>be white american
>whore is white
>baby is black
>have to go to tv show because he's just not sure

God bless ameriga.

>>65148116
overacted

>>65147770
I just don't understand why she agreed to go on the show. What did she think would happen?

>>65148648

>uploader blocking Americans

Well east shit, snagle tooth.

>>65148732

Would be hilarious if he was actually just having a stroke and no one had any idea.

>>65148773

She denied it up to the very second before the results. Perhaps the fat bitch was really so stupid she couldn't see.

>>65148648
>those teeths

>>65148773
maybe, I don't know, because they get paid?

>>65148734
It doesn't matter. If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, it is YOUR responsibility, even if you are not the biological father.

The perfect reaction to Furries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU

>>65148116
I hate how thecheating cunts are always allowed to run away.

They should lock the stage so they have to stay there and face the public shaming in front of the audience for at least a minute.

>>65147921
Polygraphs can't even be used in court cases. I wish the media would stop trying to push them, you can cheat by putting a sharp tack or a rock in your shoe.

>>65147770
How is it an ugly landwhale is even able to be a whore? I wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft stick.

>>65148194
no they're not

>>65148204
>not seeing the source links at the bottom of the article.

Fuck off.

>>65148268
Rocky 6 was awesome

I dont remember him doing the nyagh bit though

>>65148917
No it isn't. Not even legally unless you live in some shitstain like Sweden.

>>65148917
How's your wife's son doing?

>>65148116
When the dancing guy's bro comes up to dance with him I lost my shit

>>65149018
Haha, no there is no such law in Sweden

>>65148116
Someone stop these fucking whale whores from running off stage, goddamn.

>>65148116
Why are the women always gargantuan slags?

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>>65149089
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

>>65148116
I m sure this is acting but i live in brazil and ours wasnt scripted, fights actually happened during the show and it was just favela at its best, br gov pulled the plug on it and prohibited it.
i don't think you guys want to see it tho its the worst thing ever.

>>65148917
In America still, paternity tests can free a man of having to pay child support -- thank god.

>>65147770
Those babies have a black father. Too bad they don't have a father.

>>65148268
How do you lose at rehab while being watched 24/7 on a reality tv show? Do they sneak cocaine into their rooms and see if they'll use?

>>65149099
idk i've literally never seen a clip of this show where the woman wasn't a complete hambeast
sometimes the man is skinny though

>People getting applauded for not cheating on their partners

Congratulations on being a decent human being!

>>65147986
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_paternity_testing#France
>Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:
>Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.[18]
>With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)
>This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology. French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.
what the fuck

>>65149099
I think it markets better to the day-time TV audience. Mostly suburban, stay-at-home-moms who would be turned off if their jester looked a bit too similar to them.

>>65149018
I'm not talking about the law, I'm talking about what's right.

>>65149089
yet

>>65147770

wow, what a shock

>>65149205
Glad France is beginning to lash out at the liberal menace once again though, I guess the Paris attacks finally stirred the embers enough for them to burn once more.

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>>65147770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

>>65148116
>roasties being absolutey BTFO
lmao

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>>65149226
What's right would be to shoot the unfaithful swine and drop the baby off at an orphanage.
It's not your responsibility to care for another person's kid unless they pay you to do it.

>>65149205

>psychologists determined that fatherhood is determined by society not biology

way to go social sciences

>>65148116
Why do black people love repeating the same word/phrase over and over and over again? Do they think by yelling louder each time it somehow proves their point? This happens all the time and I just don't get it.

>>65148116
>two white parents
>two black kids
>women pretending to be shocked and confused
>how could this have happened
>man just sitting there broken comtemplating suicide

>>65149226
literally a cuck, i hope they at least pay you to have a go on your gf/wife

>>65149291
Orphanages don't want black kids

On the other hand, adoption agencies have mile-long waiting lists of infertile millionaires who desperately want a white newborn.

>>65149291
>It's not your responsibility to care for another person's kid unless they pay you to do it.
It's called being a man. For a board that's all about manliness you people sure like to shirk your responsibilities.

>>65147770
I used to watch this with my nana. My favorites were the episodes where you have to guess if it's a woman or a tranny. She'd always tell me that you have to look for the Adams apple.

>>65149226
kek

>>65149423
>responsibility
>not your kid
its the actual fathers responsibility. do you think you are responsible for your neighbors kid? can i dump my 8 year old on you after i shoot a load in your woman?

>>65147770
Americlaps definitely make the best daytime TV. The guess the Trannie/hidden secrets episodes of Maury are some top-tier shit.

>>65148116
These always depress me and make me feel bad. Not for the women, but for that poor kid. Kid didn't do anything but be born to a shit mother. Just imagine any of these kids upbringings by someone who would try to swindle someone into raising a kid they know isn't theirs

>>65148732
He has life

>>65149128

hue

gib link pls.

>>65149541

It's embarrassing and shameful. About 90% of shows on during the day are different ways to watch pathetic disgusting people be pathetic and disgusting.

>>65148204
>>65148243
heres your source faggot where is your response?

>>65149613
Everyone needs some Victorian freakshow shit from time to time. Jeremy Kyle tries but fails.

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Absolutely savage.

https://youtu.be/j8Bc7eRTdWY

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>>65148116
>that nigga tripping over the chair only to save that shit perfectly

>not posting this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g

>>65147770
Surely the Maury GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhxHuu_t9M8

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>>65149670
ouch

>>65147959

shes a single mom and hes free to bang all the thai hookers he wants. he won

>>65149484
heartwarming

>>65147986

theyre all going to be inbred within 3 or 4 generations

>>65149751
how much do they pay for it?

>>65148116
>all dem black guys dancing when they find out

God Bless America

>>65149258
TSUUUUUUUUUU

>>65149883
>ywn meet Veronica, take her to Germany and live out her scat fetishes

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>>65148116
>All the woman immediately run backstage

So they're told to do that, right?

>>65149923
Regardless if it's on the script, it's entirely believable for a woman to try and save face like that.

>>65148194
There 100% accurate unless you're siblings, in which case it would come back the same for both of you.

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>>65149883
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

>>65149751
why is that white girl talking like a nigger?
15 and wants to get pregnant, fucked over 300 times

this is what happens when there is no father

>>65149883
One of those is an Onion headline, c'mon.

>>65149299
That's literally not even what psychology is. Maybe anthropology or even sociology but the fuck not psychology.

>>65148409
The nig at 2:57 will NEVER be outdone

>>65149751
This makes me appreciate my country.

>>65150001
She's got plenty of fathers, but her's fuck her.

>>65149423
too obvious man, too obvious

>>65149423
>partner cheats on you
>responsible to care for the spawn of the person your partner cheated with

Do you even listen to yourself?

>>65148943
>Polygraphs can't even be used in court cases.
But still you can't get security clearance without passing them.

>>65147770

> Black Baby
> White parents...

Is this for real? Are these people legitimately this retarded?

>>65150001
What happens when there's no father, grows up in a minority infested environment including schooling, and watches to much MTV and BET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkVa-_sd24
This might be my favorite moment in tv history.

>>65148194
it is actually 50% accurate because you're either the father or not.

>>65150001
It's what happens when a girl gets tits at 14 and realises she can flutter her eyelashes and get her every whim catered for by older creepy cunts.

>>65150114
you get niggers & wiggers

>>65150162
what

>>65148303
it's my fetish actually

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>>65150162
YOU'RE AN IDIOT, PLAY A RECORD

>>65150162
there's a 50% chance my dick is in your mother right now

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>>65150162

>>65150162
I picture it being an almost all or nothing test. Say it was like 70%, would that mean the person tested is likely related to the father?

>>65149605
have fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Apix7yQDY4

>>65148408
They found out that they were cucked long ago.

>>65150300
Damn these people really dress up.

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>>65148116
>Maury has freed more blacks than Abraham Lincoln

If you're going to cheat, you should at least do it with someone the same race as your partner

>>65149923
Yes, there was a woman who stood around and after a while she was told to go backstage.

>>65147770
poor fucking kid.

>>65150195
>It's what happens when a girl gets tits at 14
I had female schoolmates who were having sex when they were 13.

>>65149751
Holy shit isn't this what the south park episode was making fun off? Funny to see the original for the first time.

>>65150162
please stop skipping math class

>>65149751
I'd give her a baby

>>65148116
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-WnaL4Kv_E
>When it comes to 1 year old Corriana, /sp/, you are NOT the father.

>/sp/

what did he mean by this?

>>65147770
>white woman
>white man
>black children

You know what would have been funnier, if the Maury came out and actually said that the DNA test proved he was the father, and then watch the entire show collapse upon flaunting in the face of logic.

>>65149751
Hahahahahahaha

>>65149423
not my kid not my problem.

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>>65147770
>needing a DNA test when the baby obviously is race-mixed

>>65147770
Who would have thought. Seriously though, I feel bad for the man who fucked her. She isn't even attractive.

>>65150720
well, they were paid to be on the show.

>>65149751
I can't understand a word this bitch is saying.

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>>65148917
Said the cuck

>>65147986

awww yiss

time to go knock up some married frenchies.

>>65147986
Not only in France in Mexico is illegal too, and the other way around, if the girl ask you for a paternity test and you refuse, you automatically lose the case and have to pay child support.

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>>65147926
>>65148073
>>65148116
>>65148408
>>65148412
>>65148530
>>65148572
>>65148734
>>65149613
>>65149897
>>65149977

>all these europoors and self hating Americans who think programs like Maury and Jerry Springer are real and not just highly choreographed freak shows

Yall are gullible as fuck

>>65148116
>american television

>>65148268
>>65148595
>>65148653
>>65148732
>>65148723
>>65148649
>>65149015
>>65149151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdms76XDyng

>>65147921
polygraphs only work when people think they work.
the first successful polygraph just made the person admit to what they did, because they cracked thinking they were caught.

It's basically the same as when an interrogator tells the suspect that they already know what they did to get a confession, only with a fancy machine.

>>65150869
>if the girl ask you for a paternity test and you refuse, you automatically lose the case and have to pay child support.
that's actually a good law.
if you ain't the dad you have nothing to hide.
but it should go both ways.

>>65150794
HOLLA HOLLA HOLD UP, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA

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>>65148303

imagine finding out your dads not your dad and your moms a whore

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>>65148734
there actually are freak occurrences where black looking kids are born to white parents.
It's fucking rare as fuck but genetics can be like that.

>>65151127
Not a rare occurrence as americans are mutts with native and negro blood

>>65150274
literal marriage material

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>>65150300
holy shit.. they actually outrashed Maury

>>65151153
You have to go back.

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>>65150300
>All these sound fx

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>This September the Maury Show will have been on for 25 years

>>65150253
>find out you aren't the father
>get turned on
>go out and fuck some other bitch
>get her pregnant
>go back on and get another DNA test
>"you are NOT the father"
>"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PR5ryhnYtQ

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>>65149670
Jesus christ

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>>65149699
That dude must be living the high life right now. Gone from being accused of the father of someone else's baby to now internet legend.

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>>65149670
holy shit

no one can out-trash the beaner version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNvWvtPW4jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU-srxbv_ro

girl fights (actually just one girl tearing through a bunch of girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7lCXd4zf_E

>>65149670
>>65149801
>>65151401
>>65151511
I'm pretty sure she was trying to make light of him being a manlet but a good journalist but it completely missed the mark for obvious reasons.

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>>65149670
>No watch for you
I live in America though

https://youtu.be/5C_99XJqIs4

>>65151702
not worth turning your hola on for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvJw15B3JVU

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>>65148116

Dr.Pavvle
Im not the father

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>>65148648
>big man

>>65149258
What did he mean by this?

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this thread is golden goddamn

>>65149751
>tfw 15 year old whore will never seduce you

>>65147873
Dr. Phil needs to break up that all black suit with a light grey shirt.

>>65149089
i meant France, my bad

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>>65151127
sure

>>65151583
I used to watch this shit everyday! Until it got cancelled cause fags are sensitive and shieet

>>65151349
Poor guy.

>>65147770
the cuck culture is real in america

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>>65152734
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism

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>>65150162
G'day mate

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>>65149883
>Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
>Eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week
>2 Billion percent sure

My fucking sides.

>>65147873

it would be great if Nicholas just came back out and mopped the fucking floor with Dr. Phil

>>65148180
>first baby is black bitch still thinks she will get away with it even with a dna test

Maybe the wife told her husband she had a Jamaican grandmother?

>>65149883
I read the news report about the guy who was forced to eat his beard. The attackers got away with probation. Fucking shame really

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>>65149670

> not available in my country
> I liked the video sometime ago

Wonder what happened for this kind of block?

>>65151127
Is that what your girlfriend told you?

>>65153134
black genes can literally skip 3 generations of white only breeding in rare cases >>65152948

They both knew it wasn't his, liars often times force honest people to explore even the 0.0001% possibility of them telling the truth.
It seems pointless but when backed into a corner that's just how dishonest people behave.

>>65149883
based bob

>>65153306
my girlfriend is black so it would be pretty concerning if we had a child and she tried to convince me she had a black ancestor.

>>65150919
hey r3dd1t

>>65148116
>named Jameson
>James is not the father

The audacity of this fucking whore to name her son after the cuck.

But its pretty easy to tell that James is gonna take care of those kids though or put a gun in his mouth with that look on his face

>>65148344
Because they don't know who the father of their child is

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>>65153329
>black genes can literally skip 3 generations of white only breeding in rare cases
That's what your wife told you, right?

>>65149205
>€15,000 fine.
Still cheaper than child support.

>>65153531
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Laing

>>65148116
>I love this fucking show, is most of American daytime tv like this?
Yea its pretty based. When I lived in Vegas it was Maury, Judge Mathis, Judge Judy, some mexican Judge and some show with George Lopez which was pretty funny and King of the Hill reruns until about 9pm.

>>65153557
>born before paternity testing

Riiiiight

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>>65151127
>mfw when a nigerian couple had a white baby
genetics is some crazy shit

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>>65153557
How black are your kids?

>>65150300
Brazilian TV is always either naked people or weird shit kek

>>65153764
They're called albinos, google it.

>>65153329

I hate that cuck meme bull shit but that skipping generations thing is literal bull shit. It only ever happens because some faggot doesn't want to believe/accept his wife fucked some black guy behind his back and "trusts her".

>>65147921
>>65150934
They can be cheated but only if you know how to react to produce certain results which only people who have had training would know how.

The machine isn't a yes/no device, a series of questions are asked (is you name Bob Bob, is the sky green) before asking a series of questions relating to that actual subject and the results from each answer is examined to determine if the subject is being "deceptive". This isn't used as evidence that what they're saying is true or false but gives an indication that they might have something to hide and say, like in a crime case can lead to securing warrants etc

>>65153825
This.

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>>65149751

>>65148918
>thank you. Thank you. Yes.
>i'm not here of my own will. Please stop touching my baby. I brought a blanket. Someone save me please.

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>>65153797
it's not.
there are literal black people who have had white (not albino) kids.
There is also a case of twin brothers, one black and one white looking.
>>65153775
>>65153825
>>65153643
I know you guys love memes but science is science.
Atavism is a known occurrence.

>>65153797
black albinos don't look like this anon
http://nypost.com/2010/07/21/blond-bombshell/

Beta and alpha as fuck at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnq_HrPqQVw

>>65148116
Man the worst is when the dad legitimately loves the child and finds out they aren't his

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCUYUBOnzk

K-k-kelloggs cornflakes BOLLOCKS

>>65153965
They're both mulattoes.

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>>65154039
I remember this shit
>mfw when one of them got so bad he had to walk away for a moment
kinda sad but at least they enjoyed themselves

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI

A highlight of british tv

>>65154059
I know, one just looks white.
It's just an example of how genetics isn't perfect every time.
Atavism is a different thing, where genes from ancestors long gone seemingly spontaneously appear in their distant descendants and 'overwrite' certain genes of the direct parents.

>>65148116
This is just the most fucked up thing ever
My girlfriend's parents got divorced (just a normal divorce) when she was young, and it fucking ruined her thinking that her parents didn't want her
Do these people even think that this kid is gonna see this stuff someday, people doing back flips because they can get away from this kid

>>65148132
fuuuuuuck

>>65150162
Ya and you have a 50% chance of winning the lottery tomorrow.

>>65154103
never has banter been received so poorly

>>65148917
C U C K
U
C
K

>>65150162
absolute madman

>>65154039

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07EZrBF5cq0

This is better

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>>65147921
It's not a lie... if you believe it.

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>>65150100
>you can't get a security clearance without taking one
it's a shit test to see what you're hiding

>>65150107
>Mary was a virgin
>2.2 billion christians

>>65154106
It's more common then you think, I had several black school mates who were black and there was this black girl who as black as Will smith when she was 8, and during puberty she became lighter, when she was 19 she was as light as the guy on right side of your pic, she had a brother who was very light skinned and her other two sisters were a bit darker than the guy on left of your pic, I have no explanation for this, but she was never mistaken for a white girl, she typical african features and a huuuuge ass.

>>65150479
you did bang one of them... right? you're not cucking yourself out of your story anon, right?

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>>65154512
>makeup
>being black issues
choose both

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>>65154332
>>65154039
it could be worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs

>>65148268
I'm very impressed that he somehow remembered that entire speech. Did he have this preplanned?

>>65154610
that haircut is ruining his life. lol at the orgasms at his fathers funeral

>>65147770
next up on black guys fuck the darnedest white chicks...

>>65154570
I'm a handholdless, hugless, kissless virgin, she was a fucking slut and got pregnant when she was 17.

>>65151349
is there subtitles for this?

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>>65154610
my record is 21

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>>65150274
this is a dumb blonde m8

>>65154723
y-yeah stupid w-whore hehe

Someone make a maury stream

>>65149670
I didn't get it at first, I thought she said "like you would know"

Then I Heard she said mark.

>>65149751
>that frog

>>65153851

Just scrunch your asshole when you're answering the question and the machine won't catch the lie.

>>65154938
if you build it, I will come

>>65147770
>>65147770
>>65147770

does someone have a version of the OP vid with sound?

My wife's son rather enjoyed this turn of events

>>65149205
this law is pretty french-culture specific, where it's acceptable to have a mistress but not to divorce your wife in order to marry said mistress. hence the law. since someone else is raising your bastards, it's only fair you do your part too

>>65154914
I don't care, she was just promiscuous and got pregnant, it's her problem, I'm the one who feels stupid for being a virgin.

>>65150720
gotta formalize it for the courts

>>65148918
Why are american news such a fucking circus? They just do whatever the fuck they want, don't they? Cracking up in the middle of reporting a story, leaving your post, how is this shit acceptable?

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>>65148268
>ripoffs a speech from a rocky movie
>starts aggressively grunting and flexing for no reason
>passes out and falls down

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>>65150029
sides are gone

>>65155219
that particular program is a morning show

I guess it's supposed to be more casual and "fun"

our hard news shows (for the most part) don't have that sort of thing

>>65151349
He actually has a good point

>>65155043
>>65155043
>>65155043

PLEASE PROVIDE ME THE VIDEO LINKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>>65148918
not even the liberal news channel can take these retards seriously

YMS btfo

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>>65149751
that girl is surprisingly attractive, at least when she doesnt talk

>>65153965
This. Science can be fucked up.

>>65155461

Its the second last one in this video here

>>65148116

>>65148435
>That one guy who had to raise 2 kids from 2 different guys
>Still wants to be with her
I feel bad for these guys sometimes

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>>65154039

>>65148116
>/sp/ is not the father

TOP KEK M8

>>65147986
je suis cuck

>>65151349
britbongs are hideous

>>65148917
Fuck that! She can go find the dude who knocked her up since she liked his dick so much. I'm not an airport, I don't look after lost baggage.

>>65154332
>>65154039

Why don't they just tape their mouths?

>>65151349
>LEAVE WHITE KNIGHT KEKS TO ME!

Based Jeremy Kyle

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https://youtu.be/P6EXZcUwLqA

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>>65154039

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>>65154610
It was funny until he brought up his Dad's funeral, then it was sad.

>>65156280
>>65156280
A friend of mine had touretts and this helped him a lot, he would bring a rag or chew on his sweatshirt whenever we were out. During movies he'd shove as much popcorn in his mouth at once whenever he got a tick.

>>65154610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUgyBvstLg

this is even worst

>>65154332

I don't get it. The guy seems like a normal Scotsman.

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>>65148194
haha UPvoted@!!!!1

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>>65149670
BTFO
T
F
O

>>65150162
kek

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>>65148116

>>65151583

This is the fakest tv show that I have ever seen.

Shaky camera + fake punching

Fuking mexicans

>>65148132
>Well, some splanin to do.

>Americans

>>65148116
Just think, those melattos not only don't have a father, but what if they're only half siblings...

>>65153380
ah, so you work on an oil field?

>>65148132
wew