Be thankful they can at least get a DNA test.
It is illegal in France for a father to have their children tested to check this, in order to escape custody/child support. They're stuck as a cuck, paying for someone elses child.
>It is illegal in France for a father to have their children tested to check this, in order to escape custody/child support. They're stuck as a cuck, paying for someone elses child.
So the woman could claim the Pope is the father and he would have to pay child support without doing a DNA test?
first baby is black bitch still thinks she will get away with it even with a dna test
Trashy women in the US of A will tell a man that he is the father of their child so he can pay child support for 18 years, but in reality they cheated and got knocked up by someone else.
Because you are not understanding just how much these women are whores, there are multiple men in some cases so they always come back with another
I saw an episode where this bitch was on it like eight times with eight different men and none of them were the dad
>be american man
>find out got cucked
>women says he's the father 100%
>he says if it's not the relationship is over
>results are in turns out you arent the father
>she runs of crying
>he goes backstage to comfort her and promises to make it work
Between the lie detector guy, the lmao judge shows and springer having achieved an advanced state of self aware perfection, daytime is fucking golden, long as you can laugh at white trash and black people's problems.
The thing about polygraphs is they are not lie detectors they are stress detectors, so while it is true that they can detect if someone is stressed very accurately, that does not prove someone is lying, since there are a lot of people who get stressed even when telling the truth because just being under suspicion stresses them out and there are people who are so used to lying it causes them no stress, which is why you need an interpreter who is a fallible human.
There's a funny thing where a common way to fail the polygraph you have to take before you can join the FBI is if you say you have never smoked weed it's an instant fail because that's a test question to gauge someones response when they lie or tell an awkward truth, but the procedure doesn't take into account that some people really have never tried smoking weed, because it's conducted by fallible humans.
>The thing about polygraphs is they are not lie detectors they are stress detectors
Correct, hence why I mentioned that interpreting the results correctly does not correspond to a polygraph's accuracy.
>be white american
>whore is white
>baby is black
>have to go to tv show because he's just not sure
God bless ameriga.
I hate how thecheating cunts are always allowed to run away.
They should lock the stage so they have to stay there and face the public shaming in front of the audience for at least a minute.
I m sure this is acting but i live in brazil and ours wasnt scripted, fights actually happened during the show and it was just favela at its best, br gov pulled the plug on it and prohibited it.
i don't think you guys want to see it tho its the worst thing ever.
>Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:
>Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.
>With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)
>This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology. French men often circumvent these laws by sending samples of DNA to foreign laboratories, but risk prosecution if caught. The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.
what the fuck
What's right would be to shoot the unfaithful swine and drop the baby off at an orphanage.
It's not your responsibility to care for another person's kid unless they pay you to do it.
Why do black people love repeating the same word/phrase over and over and over again? Do they think by yelling louder each time it somehow proves their point? This happens all the time and I just don't get it.
>It's not your responsibility to care for another person's kid unless they pay you to do it.
It's called being a man. For a board that's all about manliness you people sure like to shirk your responsibilities.
I used to watch this with my nana. My favorites were the episodes where you have to guess if it's a woman or a tranny. She'd always tell me that you have to look for the Adams apple.
>not your kid
its the actual fathers responsibility. do you think you are responsible for your neighbors kid? can i dump my 8 year old on you after i shoot a load in your woman?
These always depress me and make me feel bad. Not for the women, but for that poor kid. Kid didn't do anything but be born to a shit mother. Just imagine any of these kids upbringings by someone who would try to swindle someone into raising a kid they know isn't theirs
>that nigga tripping over the chair only to save that shit perfectly
>All the woman immediately run backstage
So they're told to do that, right?
YOU'RE AN IDIOT, PLAY A RECORD
>Maury has freed more blacks than Abraham Lincoln
You know what would have been funnier, if the Maury came out and actually said that the DNA test proved he was the father, and then watch the entire show collapse upon flaunting in the face of logic.
>needing a DNA test when the baby obviously is race-mixed
Not only in France in Mexico is illegal too, and the other way around, if the girl ask you for a paternity test and you refuse, you automatically lose the case and have to pay child support.
>all these europoors and self hating Americans who think programs like Maury and Jerry Springer are real and not just highly choreographed freak shows
Yall are gullible as fuck
polygraphs only work when people think they work.
the first successful polygraph just made the person admit to what they did, because they cracked thinking they were caught.
It's basically the same as when an interrogator tells the suspect that they already know what they did to get a confession, only with a fancy machine.
>if the girl ask you for a paternity test and you refuse, you automatically lose the case and have to pay child support.
that's actually a good law.
if you ain't the dad you have nothing to hide.
but it should go both ways.
imagine finding out your dads not your dad and your moms a whore
holy shit.. they actually outrashed Maury
>This September the Maury Show will have been on for 25 years
>find out you aren't the father
>get turned on
>go out and fuck some other bitch
>get her pregnant
>go back on and get another DNA test
>"you are NOT the father"
>"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"
no one can out-trash the beaner version
girl fights (actually just one girl tearing through a bunch of girls)
>Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
>Eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week
>2 Billion percent sure
My fucking sides.
> not available in my country
> I liked the video sometime ago
Wonder what happened for this kind of block?
black genes can literally skip 3 generations of white only breeding in rare cases >>65152948
They both knew it wasn't his, liars often times force honest people to explore even the 0.0001% possibility of them telling the truth.
It seems pointless but when backed into a corner that's just how dishonest people behave.
>James is not the father
The audacity of this fucking whore to name her son after the cuck.
But its pretty easy to tell that James is gonna take care of those kids though or put a gun in his mouth with that look on his face
>black genes can literally skip 3 generations of white only breeding in rare cases
That's what your wife told you, right?
>I love this fucking show, is most of American daytime tv like this?
Yea its pretty based. When I lived in Vegas it was Maury, Judge Mathis, Judge Judy, some mexican Judge and some show with George Lopez which was pretty funny and King of the Hill reruns until about 9pm.
>mfw when a nigerian couple had a white baby
genetics is some crazy shit
I hate that cuck meme bull shit but that skipping generations thing is literal bull shit. It only ever happens because some faggot doesn't want to believe/accept his wife fucked some black guy behind his back and "trusts her".
They can be cheated but only if you know how to react to produce certain results which only people who have had training would know how.
The machine isn't a yes/no device, a series of questions are asked (is you name Bob Bob, is the sky green) before asking a series of questions relating to that actual subject and the results from each answer is examined to determine if the subject is being "deceptive". This isn't used as evidence that what they're saying is true or false but gives an indication that they might have something to hide and say, like in a crime case can lead to securing warrants etc
there are literal black people who have had white (not albino) kids.
There is also a case of twin brothers, one black and one white looking.
I know you guys love memes but science is science.
Atavism is a known occurrence.
K-k-kelloggs cornflakes BOLLOCKS
I remember this shit
>mfw when one of them got so bad he had to walk away for a moment
kinda sad but at least they enjoyed themselves
A highlight of british tv
I know, one just looks white.
It's just an example of how genetics isn't perfect every time.
Atavism is a different thing, where genes from ancestors long gone seemingly spontaneously appear in their distant descendants and 'overwrite' certain genes of the direct parents.
This is just the most fucked up thing ever
My girlfriend's parents got divorced (just a normal divorce) when she was young, and it fucking ruined her thinking that her parents didn't want her
Do these people even think that this kid is gonna see this stuff someday, people doing back flips because they can get away from this kid
It's more common then you think, I had several black school mates who were black and there was this black girl who as black as Will smith when she was 8, and during puberty she became lighter, when she was 19 she was as light as the guy on right side of your pic, she had a brother who was very light skinned and her other two sisters were a bit darker than the guy on left of your pic, I have no explanation for this, but she was never mistaken for a white girl, she typical african features and a huuuuge ass.
it could be worse
this law is pretty french-culture specific, where it's acceptable to have a mistress but not to divorce your wife in order to marry said mistress. hence the law. since someone else is raising your bastards, it's only fair you do your part too
Why are american news such a fucking circus? They just do whatever the fuck they want, don't they? Cracking up in the middle of reporting a story, leaving your post, how is this shit acceptable?
>ripoffs a speech from a rocky movie
>starts aggressively grunting and flexing for no reason
>passes out and falls down
that girl is surprisingly attractive, at least when she doesnt talk
It was funny until he brought up his Dad's funeral, then it was sad.
A friend of mine had touretts and this helped him a lot, he would bring a rag or chew on his sweatshirt whenever we were out. During movies he'd shove as much popcorn in his mouth at once whenever he got a tick.