>Deadshot - Expert marksman and assassin >Boomerang - Expert

Psychoanalyst and ties to primary target are all I have

>>65128775

She's did gymnastics in high school, so she's able to fight on par with the likes of Batman and Lady Shiva.

She's got voices telling her to kill

Maybe they'll come up with an excuse for her in the movie, like the Joker wouldn't play ball unless she was in or something.

>>65128925
JUST KIDDING!

>Slipknot - Master of using ropes and trained assassin

wow bravo DC

>>65128775
She's CRAAAAAAZY

She got some superhuman abilities thanks to Ivy. Do you even comic lore, bro?

>witch
>crocodile man
>fire guy
>azn sword chick

This movie is so stupid

>>65129021

>reading comic books

Nah I'm an adult

If she gets caught, Waller has build in plausible deniability. Nobody expects her to survive the experience.

There is a reason it is called suicide squad.

>>65129021
>implying this will be in the movie

>>65129021
>comic lore
>in films

I bet you were surprised as fuck Bane wasn't a Mexicane

>>65129071
>capeshit does stupid capeshit stuff
Oh boy!

>>65129075
>>65129304
>>65129319

JUST

*retreats back into my lair*

>>65128775
>not even a single black person
>inb4 will smith

willy is as black as george bush senior

>>65128775
She is the team cumdump.

But in reality, she is probably there for "intel" on Joker or something, She is the Stanley Goodspeed character.

ALL I WANT IS THE GODDAMN TATTOOS OFF OF THE JOKER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Joker is not the primary target.

She's there because she's a master of disguise, expert in infiltrations and seduction, and they're reportedly also giving her a background in chemistry and toxins.

>>65128775
they're going into arkham a place where she use to work?

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>>65129398
>She is the Stanley Goodspeed character.
The chemical superfreak?

Pottery.

>>65129488

Is that why she is carrying a baseball bat and looks so heavily disguised?

>>65129013
Can you say, cannon fodder?

ITT: I haven't seen Assault on Arkham

>>65129075
>adult
>posting on /tv/

Lol

>>65129783

But he looks like he is Native American. It would be extremely racist if they kill him.

He should be Fucking strong and a master of weapons like Connor in Assassin's Creed III.

>>65129703
By that point they're giving no fucks.

>>65128775
>Rick Flag is a skinny cholo
why? get a fucig buff dude for him. Or maybe put Wil Smith as Flag and the skinny dude as Deadshot

>>65129813

That was pretty much a Batman movie in disguise

>>65128775
>a bunch of big guys
>the girls are all tiny

why are women so short

>>65129813
But they chose Harley in that because she is very familiar with Arkham Asylum (being a former worker there, inmate, and escapee). But they ain't going to Arkham here, so what good is that shit?

>>65128775
God this shit is autistic. Adults watch this?

>>65128775
Jesus christ Cara looks fucking terrible there, like an actual retard.

>>65130010
it's highly anticipated, sorry if you're upset about it, cuck.

>>65130010
manchildren watch this
and mmmboys!

Who's the bad guy in this movie? The trailer doesn't say shit.

>>65130043

You suck dick, don't you.

>>65130055
>why didn't the trailer spoil the movie for me

>>65130055
The witch, Enchantress.

>>65130055
they leanred their mistake with SvB trailer and their not telling until their sure it wont ruin things

>>65130071
Want to come here and find out for yourself ;^)

>>65129013
>>65129783
>>65129857
Slipknot is the person that tests the implanted explosives claim. He's not going to be in the sequel.

>>65130162
It's pretty obvious his collar will blow up to prove a to the suicide squad.

>>65129488
Joker planted a nuke in Gotham, Waller doesn't trust Batman to disarm it in time, they're sent to Arkham to retrieve the location from Riddler.

>>65129384
The lady that starts the squad?

Fuckin retard

considering harley is a psychiatrist, I believe she is extremely smart and manipulative. easily more than this joker and tops batman.

>>65129813
This
>>65129985
>he thinks they aren't going to use almost the same script
The only differences so far that I've in the trailer versus the animated movie are more backstory for how the characters got in The Hole (namely Harley)

>>65130199
They don't wear collars, it's surgically implanted.

>>65130238
whys the riddler know about the bomb but not disarming it his intellect is too big a risk to let get nuked

>>65128775
which one is radical larry?

>>65128834

>fight on par with the likes of Batman and Lady Shiva.

nah

>>Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn - !?!

Fap bait since Katana is a fat ugly asian and Delevigne is a man faced curve-less dyke.

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>>65128775
>not posting the real pic

>>65130336
Enchantress probably can vibrate through walls

>>65128775
Why are half of them ethnic stereotypes?

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>>65130336

>>65128775
She has the unique ability to go full fridge.

>>65129015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbVZhU6VlM

opportunity for putting in some meme songs right there, easy.

>>65130334
Oh, I had it wrong. In AoA the Riddler has blackmail on Waller (info about the SuSq and govt. backing), so Waller sends the SuSq to kill him and get the data back. Meanwhile Riddler helped Joker smuggle a dirty nuke into the city and Batman is trying to figure out where the fuck it is.

>>65128834
>Batman and Lady Shiva
Not even close, especially not close to Lady Shiva.

>>65130279
>psychiatrists
>smart

>>65129075
>I'm an adult

On a Nepalese Real Doll™ board lmao

>>65130560
You have to be over 18 to post
Please leave before I alert the authorities

So who are they actually fighting in the movie? Who is the antagonist that they all team up against?

>>65130382

Fucking how? She has no ass at all!

>>65130950

Joker.

>>65131092
Okay reddit

>>65128834
yeah, no

she a better fighter than regular people but that is it

She seduces men, ties them up and tortures them while denying them orgasm. At least in my head canon.

>>65129384
b8

>>65128775

Why is the Killer Croc so Fucking small? Isn't he supposed to be like 8 feet tall?

>>65131172
Mine too anon

>>65128775

Which one is Boomerang, fifth or seventh from the left? And then who's the other one?

>>65131226
seventh, i think the fifth is Rick Flagg jr

>>65128775

Bane - Big Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY

>>65131226
Captain Boomer is the one white one with the blue and the cap.

>>65129384
>Black guy on the team
>Doesn't "count" because he's not a buck-dancing bojangling fatherless nigger

Is self-awareness like kryptonite to liberals?

>>65130043
Hello reddit

>>65128775
Unwavering loyalty to Joker, is a genius and also very cute.

>>65131562
How does any of that help?

>>65131283
>your a big guy
.>For Meee
>For Meeeeeee
>FOR MEEEEEEEE

Why Is Deadshot a negro?

>>65132934

What do you want to hear?

>>65131618
>has gone toe-to-toe with Batman and even kicked his ass a few times
She's basically Joker Lite that's easier to control.

>>65132934
Negroes like shooting people

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>>65130443
how does this film fit into the timeline?

>>65133059
And what does that have to do with anything you said before?

Goodbye reddit

>>65133278
>someone literally took the time to write this out

Jesus christ get a life virgin

>>65133059
>>65133186
Huh bitch?

>>65133380
What are you, a nigger?

>>65133278

cringe

>>65133622
No just not a butthurt /pol/ faggot

>>65133649
I dunno senpai, sound pretty butthurt to me

>>65133380
>being concerned that someone wrote out copypasta at some point
you new here? did you freak out when you saw the gorilla warfare pasta too?

>>65133380
>Jesus christ get a life virgin

Spit my coffee out because this shit is so true.

>>65133278
kill yourself immediately

>>65128775
See
>>65129398

>>65133735
Just realize this guy's a dick and his words don't mean shit.

>>65128834
This really triggers me
she was really just a looney with weapons originally and now they made her superhuman out of their arse

>>65133380
>>65133642
>>65133735
Literally niggers

>>65133727
> spit my coffee out cause this is so true

Hello reddit

>>65133718
What did you say you little shit?

Also
>>65133680
>>65133718
Nice samefagging

>>65133897

This

Im Aryan and I though it was hilarious mate.

>>65133897
>>65133850
not black btw, just hate overdone reddit tier shit

can someone explain why enchantress is the villain?

also is she based rick flagg's love interest or something? why was she with him in the trailer in non-witch mode?

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>>65128775
>>Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn - !?!

Specializes in "we need to get the casual fanbase to actually give a shit about the movie, otherwise it'll completely bomb."

Same case with the comic reboot of it; Harley's there so people give some semblance of a shit, even though she isn't controllable nor valuable to the team.

>>65133982
>can someone explain why enchantress is the villain?

Yeah, I saw the movie because my Dad works for DC. She's the villain because she turns on them, some mystical evil thing. While they're insane criminals she's actually magical spooky superhuman.

Yeah, they're constantly kissing and in love so that's why she appears beside him in the trailer for a split second.

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>>65133941
>two different replies to two different posts
>samefagging
what?

>>65134066

Who is the first to die, or who makes it out alive?

>>65134076
Both defending a dumb meme

Okay bud ;)

It's a scantily, brightly clad little girl with no extraordinary capabilities wielding inadequate weaponry sent on a black ops mission, there is no arguing that in a real world setting this makes no sense.

This movie is actual capeshit and you shouldn't think too hard about it. It's like professional wrestling, you can't watch it if you can't suspend your disbelief.

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>>65128775
>CIA - Expert poser, master interrogator, specialized in hired guns

>>65128775
>>Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn

Super STD Powers:
- Antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea
- Ability to summon army of crabs
- Ability to make any man 'piss fire'
+ 3 chance of herpes just by talking to her

Who is Lady Shiva? Why didn't she get sent on this mission instead?

>>65134411
Yur mum ask her yourself

>>65134411
She wasn't part of the master plan.

>>65130032
She looks like the voodoo lady from the PotC movies.

>>65131319
>implying that isn't an obvious /pol/ false flag
Come on son.

>>65134378
She's a nasty bitch that loves the BBC. Honestly I'm falling in love.

>>65135235
Cuck

Is it true that Will Smith got paid more than the rest of the cast combined?

>>65135421
No