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>You're just a dirty dirty grandpa
Bet it took all day to write that line.
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>>65128484
she needs bigger boobs
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>>65128509
For you
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>>65128509
As big as your moobs? Fatty?
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>>65128509
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>>65128484
based hair extensions
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Is she in the JUST phase of her career now?
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>>65128484
audrey plaza looks like a lot lizard. acts like one too, now that i think about it.

is she a lot lizard?
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God Damn why is Aubrey so hot?
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>>65128595
I'd fuck that hot lizard.
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>>65128509
not a whole lot just a cup size or so
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That's illogical, captain. We have to go on a star trek beyond.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT
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>And now I have truly become the Danish Girl.
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>>65128509

She needs an attractive face.
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>>65128591
She entered it during that cringey MTV Movie Awards shit a couple years back.
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Aubrey Plaza just does not work at all as a slutty party girl.

Dunno why they tried to shoehorn her into that role.
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>>65128936
Because she looks like a used slut who parties all the time?
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>>65128484
wow what happend to her face
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I think Aubrey Plaza is an amusing individual

Judge me
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I kinda feel bad Aubrey Plaza is reduced to this shit.
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I like flat chests but seeing them in bras is just sad. They must want actual titties even if they've come to peace with it. I mean what are they covering, nipples?
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>le deadpan same-character-in-every-movie-shtick girl

I hate her so much.
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>>65129148
women age like milk
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>>65129180
She looks like a sort of poor man's Remy Lacroix
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>>65129261
dude, to even get on camra she had to suck SO MUCH old producer cock. She probably got herpes twice from that shit, and was expected to be flawless on set the next day.
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>>65129180
this is terrible
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>>65129180

No. Fuck no. No self esteem or daddy are bad enough to warrant this. That body sags in all the wrong places and looks like complete shit and be covered in weird growths and spots. The dick shrivels up and dies doesn't work without Viagra and even then a guy that age can barely thrust for 30 seconds without needing a break.

Literally no young hot woman on the planet has a fat 70 year old man fetish and the only reason this makes any kind of sense is if it's for money .
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Didn't this exact movie come out a couple years ago?
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>feel like a faggot for wanting to watch Zac Efron movie
>i need to see my waifu Aubrey Plaza in this movie

what do senpai?
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Brehh
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>>65129377
she actually does. damn
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So, DeNiro have tax problems or what?
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>>65128484
I want to inseminate her.
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>>65129606
I do
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>>65129648
>not liking based Efron
Sounding pretty gay there buddy.
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Should have cast Daddario in this role
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>>65129765
>High School Musical
>New Years Eve
>That Awkward Moment

nothing gay about that
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>>65129717
He's old and clearly doesn't give a fuck anymore. He's also possibly senile.
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>>65129377
>porn starts are to the point where they're objectively hotter than "professional" hollywood actresses

what a time to be alive
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>>65129717
Needs a fancier casket
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>>65129717
He lost most of his money in the madoff ponzie scheme
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Fuck you guys I'm watching it just for her
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>>65130090
Didn't most of his money go to the Tribeca Film Festival?
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>>65129377
Remy looks like a sort of poor man's Riley Reid
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>>65129606
You do know that's Robert De Niro right?
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>>65129180
Imagine being Robert in that scene...
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>>65130295
nah, they dont look that alike
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>>65128838
>>65129180
I look at these clips often and think "He's one of the greatest actors of all time", because he is... and he's doing frat house comedies at like 70

I can't be mad at DeNiro though, he has such a based filmography. Almost everything he's in up to the mid nineties is a bonafide classic.

He's earned his shambolic later years.
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>>65130364
>it's a good thing I'm old as fuck or else I'd be getting an erection right now
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>>65128882
Please, don't remind me of that
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>>65128484

Is this woman supposed to be hot?
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>>65128838
Man I saw the trailer for this while waiting for The Revenant

>Sorry I usually don't do that
>Funny, I always do

Shccccccccccccccwing!
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>>65130364

IMAGINE being Robert in that scene and having to tell yourself damn Aubrey you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and stern face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me
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>>65130660
but he's an oil driller irl
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I think she's cute but I don't really see her appeal as an actress.
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>>65130707
i dont understand what your response means
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>no one mentions her fappening video
wtf /tv/????
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>>65130727
>muh deadpan humor
It's kind of like Jennifer Lawrence. Cunts find relatability because she's so 'down to earth'.

>>65130847
Because it's shit.
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Why is Aubrey Plaza a thing? She's not funny, she hasn't been in anything good (except Parks and Rec., some of that was alright), and she's not in the least bit attractive. Like she has one of those long, chinless faces. I don't get it, what's the appeal?
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>>65130873
ur shit
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DUDE DEADPAN LMAO !!!
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>>65128484
so fucking tired of these quirky dumbshits
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>>65130873
>Because it's shit.
You may have a case of the gays lad.
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>>65130882
She was in some movie where a guy went back in time with a homemade time machine (I think this was the plot). She was ok in that, although she always plays the same character.
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>>65131159
Did you even watch it? She does that stupid deadpan shit even when she's masturbating for some jew producer or chad or whoever she sent that to. You know there is a whole internet full of much better material for jerking off.

It sucks
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>>65128484
>You're just a dirty dirty grandpa
>you need a bath grandpa
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>>65131159
>potato quality
>awkward pose using her bathroom sink
>can only hear flowing water
>can barely tell which pixel is which
Fuck off.

>>65131230
This shit is better than her fappening video.
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>>65128484
neo/tv/ ladies and gents!
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>>65131258
>This shit is better than her fappening video
kind of agree
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>>65131212
oh, I remember that actually it was called Safety Not Guaranteed. Yeah she was ok in that but she either has no acting range or has the worst agent in Hollywood
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>>65131402
she's fucking disgusting
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>>65131402

>fappening video

proof of this plox
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>>65131446
The male characters made that movie watchable though, she did nothing

Also how does the guy in that do some decent acting then gets himself stuck doing absolute bile like New Girl. Surely no amount of money is worth being in a comedy series with zero jokes
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>>65131549
xhamster, autistic faggot.
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>>65131456
she ain't desu
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>>65131549
Google it. It's on pornhub
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>>65131549
If you dig Aubrey, it was pretty cash. I don't have it, though; I 86'd my porn stash when I got hitched.
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>>65131549
>literally 5 seconds on pornhub
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>>65131606
>it was pretty cash
>giving some newfag anon false hope
drink bleach
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>>65131580
>>65131594

it's just her fingering herself in a mirror
pfft
>do that everyday to my asshole
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>>65131662
what does it smell like?
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>>65130847
It's probably one of the most unsexy/unappealing videos I've ever seen. Watching her hunched over, grunting and groveling, while awkwardly trying to hold the camera steady was a fucking nightmare. She looked how I imagine the girl from the Ring to masturbate.

I think she's attractive on TV though.
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>>65131716

idk lets ask the sniffer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
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i love aubrey plaza

the end
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>>65131456

Look at this shit taste.
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>>65131646
Just because you didn't like it, doesn't mean others won't. I busted some rope to that shit
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>>65132063
>I busted some rope to that shit
No need to hang yourself over a shitty cam video fatty
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>>65129411

Pecker is funnier.
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>>65132102
>No need to hang yourself over a shitty cam video fatty
I must admit; that made me laugh
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>>65131606
>I 86'd my porn stash when I got hitched.
Faggot. Does your ring-mom pick your clothes for you too?
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>The Macarena is in this
It's not the 90's Hollywood. No one does that dance anymore, or even knows what it is.
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>>65130473
>"He's one of the greatest actors of all time"

DeNiro has overstayed himself, he's been putting out total shit for years now
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She's like a Hispanic Olivia Munn but I don't hate her.
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why is de niro doing some shitty normie spring break movie
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>>65131456

dude i'm secretly a woman lmao
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>>65128484
AUBREY PLAZA IS UGGO AND HER DEADPAN PERSONA IS ANNOYING

DENIRO IS OFFICIALLY BEYOND REDEMPTION AFTER THIS ONE, ITS JUST PAYCHECK TRASH FROM HERE TO THE END

I LIKED THIS MOVIE BETTER WITH JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

>YFW LITERALLY JOHNNY KNOXVILLE GIVES A BETTER PERFORMANCE THAN 2016 ROBERT DENIRO
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>>65129648
I'm straight and love Aubrey Plaza but Zac Efron is hotter than Aubrey tbqh
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DUDE I'M SOCIALLY AWKWARD LMAO
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>>65129180
Why is there no sound
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>>65129163
I will fucking judge you

I think you have good taste, t b h [\spoiler]
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>>65131230
REEE clean those tiles..
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>>65131230
The tiles are the sexist thing about this gif
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>>65128559
now we're talkin
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>>65129325
That's what I thought. I guess so they look like they have something when their clothes are on, but that's just false advertising. I once thought this girl was a guy thats how flat she was.
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>>65132102
Brilliant.
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>>65132515
what the fuck is the point of getting married if your wife isn't going to pick out your clothes?
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>>65134449
What's the point of getting married if your wife isn't going to place your little cock into a chastity device and only allow you to cum when she allows, perhaps as part of a strict schedule?
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>>65134535
keep your cuck shit to yourself, fagboy.

having your wife dress you saves precious time.
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>>65131402
>pro-choice
>pro-clinton
Dropped
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>>65134607
I like it when my wife takes her time dressing me. When she carefully selects some little panties for me and a nice camisole that will accentuate my tender, budding nipples. You don't have to be gay to enjoy that
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>>65128509

I'm arousing by her in this trailer because it's nice seeing an average girl get tarted the fuck up.

Plus she's put in a ton of work to get her ass up to a decent size and shape.

That or it's an ass double.

Probably an ass double.
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>>65130473

He hasn't worked properly for decades, except for the rare job like Silver Linings.

And fair enough. He's proved himself, made his fortune and he should be able to just do stuff for the fun of it now and to keep working.

It wasn't like watching McConaughey in the 2000's who seemed to retire and coast BEFORE living up to his potential.
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>>65128484
Discount Marissa Tomei
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>>65135315
OK FUCK YOU, that retard looks nothing like the heavenly angel that is Tomei, insult my waifu at your own peril, you've been warned kind sir
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>>65131793
> Oh, this is goooooooood!
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>>65129606
Maybe she knows he was in Casino...
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>>65130769
bangs the blacks
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>>65131590
change file name to: plank from ed edd n eddy
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>>65130579
>go to see The Revenant with prude girl
>this trailer shows up
fuck movie
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I've seen a camwhore that I think looks kinds like her but better
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>>65130309
Do you not understand the concept of acting anon? In the movie he's playing a character who is of no relation to his actual self, he's just a Dirty Grandpa
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>>65131230
>this was her peak
>she's been steadily sliding down since then
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She was pure sex in Ned Rifle

Here's a (streaming) link for those interested.

http://www.watchfree.to/watch-2a115b-Ned-Rifle-movie-online-free-putlocker.html
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>>65129817
Just watch We Are Your Friends yesterday. I gotta say, it was a pretty chill movie and overall, awesome performance
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>>65128484
Why do people pretend she's hot?
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>>65131793
thank you for posting this video;i really fucking mean it anon. i haven't laughed this hard in ages
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>>65129606
>Literally no young hot woman on the planet has a fat 70 year old man fetish
They're extremely rare, but they exist. Watching that shit is my biggest fetish.
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>>65136966
netflix too
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>>65130295
you take that back you worthless piece of human excrement
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