Is there anything more cringey than a woman trying to be funny?
in her defense you need to be miserable to be a good comic
every funny person ever is pic related
cant even think off a good comedian that is truely happy
This is actually not bad. The beginning is pretty cringe inducing but it gets better with time. One joke builds upon the other, some are pretty clever and none of them are "LOOK AT ME I'M A HUGE WHORE LMAO!"
This video is consistently the most deliberately funny thing in those horrible comedienne threads.
>Is there anything more cringey than a woman trying to be funny?
if this was a skit in seinfeld it would be the most amazingly black humor ever.
she is like a female larry david that looks like elaine
these girls are hilarious
eat shit op
FUCK ME TOO. Opened the thred thinking this time I'll make it through but couldn't open it
Post her twitter rant about how funny she is and how it's just "trolls from 4chan" saying she isn't
The cheers at the end dont help.
I just feel bad for the poor girl for trying.
I woulda been there that night to hold her while she wept endlessly.
...Smelling her hair when she wouldn't notice...
>I woulda been there that night to hold her while she wept endlessly.
I mean, I know one that's funny or something.
Well this one doesn't sound like a normal person to begin with. She's trying too hard, forcing tones until her punchline...and her punchline is...not funny, because it's just a fact. "we all need shoes" trying to get all the women to laugh while completely ignoring the men for the rest of the show...yeah such a great idea for a comedian.
She's going for a voice à la Sarah Millican, but Sarah is actually rather funny.
>fifteen minutes of cross-stitching using primary colors and the first 8x4 handwriting font she could find
wow nadia nice art, bring it to the white house
Cross stitching is fun, it's just pixel art
Does she think that the goofy-ass half-second scenes in commercials just appear out of thin air? People are grateful for these tiny roles because it gets you involved, proves to people you can work with them to achieve THEIR primary goal, You get to say "lol that's me getting french fries tossed at me hah" to people.
And you make 50 bucks.
The entitlement is very, very real with some people.
>WANTED: Female of FIFTY PERCENT Arab descent to stand perfectly still in her street clothes for .15 of a second, pay is 10,000,000 and we can film the shot at any time you wish
>Ugh, like, wow, what a great opportunity in the city of Los Angeles #toogoodforlife
you know how we made fun of Paul Latza for being completely talentless and naive and trying to "make it" in Hollywood?
he's not alone
>I've already disliked it
I don't remember it but well done past me
I fucking quip like this every day of my life and the only one who ever hears it is my wife or a friend. Fine by me. The fact that her wit comes around so seldom it's a twitter event tells you something about her comedic ability.
Fuck I wish I was egotistical enough to retain some of the things I say in memory, but as soon as I say it and get my laugh or whatever, It's out of my head
>being a contrarian
sarah is based
Could I ask you guys had that been a guy in a nightclub the crowds reation would have been fundamentaly different. DESU I have no idea where that was. It seemed to be a college stage.
well, there's >>65121049 which she unironically puts on her resume
then there's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w-3CplMi4
A tad off topic perhapse, but I found some funny women.
Lisa Lampanelli, you can't really dissagree 'cause it's 90% 4chan humour.
Sarah Silverman, became bad over the years but started out great. The joke starts at 1:50
This is the Ventriloquist girl now.
I'm not fucking looking for praise, I just don't understand how someone who's so surprised and amazed by their own spur of the moment jokes that they need to post them and how underrated they are on social media can call themselves a comedian in any way, shape, or form.
>Wah! Why doesn't the casting director set aside their standards of beauty for me. I'm talented.
She hasn't realised that great looking people get a pass in life?
Really mature. Do you that lack of self-esteem stopped someone like Bill Burr or Tina Fey from working hard at crafting their work. Learning from every experiences to become famous.
well considering the shoes video wasn't even hers, but rather the BBC's, no
>Could I ask you guys had that been a guy in a nightclub the crowds reation would have been fundamentaly different
Of course. What faggot does hand puppet cringe shit for laughs? Would of deserved it
honestly I can tell just from the way she looks she fucks like a wild animal in bed
>mfw I used to spam this video on 4chan back in 2014 and no one gave a shit yet now it's being constantly posted
n-notice me s-sempai ;_;
such a nerd lol!!1
/r/fuckyeahscience is my favorite sub!
I wonder if her drapes match her annoying ass voice.
obviously due to the heavily massive click bait title with tweens thinking it's the actual song.
there should be some YouTube rule that shouldn't allow you to do that, false advertising.
Kristen Schaal is pretty IMHO
Why was Hitch so based.
Nice dubs. And yes. Is it because of those fags that scream at religious people just because they're edgy? Just because you happen to be atheist doesnt mean you're an edgy, inconsiderate tween. Same way there are a lot of retarded religious fags, there are retarded atheist fags, so why is it everytime someone says they're an atheist.
Never been to reddit and have been dealing with your bullshit since 2007, this shit still annoys me tho. Also, can you pretty fucking please stop this reddit boogeyman shit? There isn't a thread where that shitty website's name isn't thrown around. That and your terrible millenial memes are killing 4chan.
>there are a lot of retarded religious fags, there are retarded atheist fags, so why is it everytime someone says they're an atheist
Because the average discussion on the internet goes like
Christian: I'm a christian because x
Atheist: HAHAHAHAHA. How can you still be so retarded to believe something different than me
>my pussy has more folds than my eyelids
>I don't like laughter when my weenie's out
>unless I'm fucking you silly then it's all good
>fuck, that girl is cute, let's check the filename to see if there's a name or source
Women can't do concept comedy(even tho there's like 3 exceptions), like stand up or writing. They can be pretty stellar performers or persona tho.
Watch these to get what I mean
Bill was completely wrong on this one.
His whole point was that guys need to work for sex where as women don't.
But the hypothetical is a gay son who is a whore.
Gay guys give and receive sex even easier than women, so by his logic a gay guy isn't "crushing it" he's just a slut.
And I don't know why they take it so personally. Rarely does anyone say women can't ever be funny. The argument is that they can't do stand-up as well as men, and I think it's a cultural thing. If you look at the way most stand-up comedians talk, they talk to the audience in a way that male friends talk to each other when they're just "shooting-the-shit" so to speak. To each other (men), we're just naturally vulgar and snarky and rant a lot.
Women don't talk to each other like that. They usually worry to much about how they're being perceived by their peers to talk unreservedly.
It doesn't make them any less human, they just need to realize that there are innate difference between genders and play to their strengths.
>Women don't talk to each other like that.
Well that's a load of shit. Women don't talk like that within their family, it's true, but they are every bit as crass and vulgar when chatting 'with the girls'.
yeah I think women can't write comedy for shit, same as perform stand up but they can play really great funny characters.
I don't get why they even try it's just beyond them since most male stand up/comedy writers are bad too.
Good comedy requires far more reach then just writing a 3 note joke, shit is not easy.
women don't banter, they can talk shit but they can't banter because they're sensitive and generally more insecure more than men. Men build a tolerance their entire life from banter, women have no tolerance or understanding to it because they're raised and grown as delicate flowers.
Cemmedy is just unfeminine
There is literally not a single female comedian that I would consider fucking
Doing comedy is the equivalent on saying
>hey I'm just one of the guys, I like beer and guy stuff you can bring me to the strip club cause I'm cool like that
not this shit again, women can be funny they just can't write the material. Like a girl telling you a funny story that you'll laugh from. Meanwhile your friends roast each other and it's hilarious because mainly banter and men are just more funny for some reason.
Holy shit are you guys so desperate that you don't even see that this is a pretty hilarious character? Reminds me of the British chick from the Office
There are plenty of awful female comedians to choose from but this isn't one of them
it does actually when you embed a link on 4chan all people who just watch it by either clicking the link or watching it on here via an extension counts as a view from 4chan. So if you want to tell someone they suck and make it not obvious you all come from 4chan copy and paste the link instead, then when they blame 4chan you can say show the inforgraph.
So this guy is saying he has no interest in companionship with women who he can't/doesn't want to have sex with. That's fair; sex is the only thing women offer than men can't offer better. And he's saying nigger women don't attract him, which is fine to have preferences. Ask this bitch if she'd fuck a guy under 5'5" and you have your answer.
She didn't even make a joke. That's for me what is so disappointing.
>Some nerd makes a mediocre joke using the same material she has for the last 5 years
>Doesn't laugh it off, post a better joke in rebuttal or an even more self deprecating comment in response
>Gets butt blasted and makes it apparent
Lost any modicum of respect I had for.
Has the original version been taken down? There's this edit of it
I wonder if her statement here applies to countries like Pakistan or Nigeria.
Aisling Bea is the only genuienly funny female comedian I can think of. Like one who can actually get a laugh out of me rather than just a smirk:
I agree it must be the way they are raised too. They are brought up in a way that they get comforted and things they want by whinging and crying. This carries on into womanhood. Sadly the ones who don't act like that get isolated.
It's just like when you and a close friend talk shit to eachother, then some person who doesn't know you guys overhears it then calls you a faggot direct to your face. You wouldn't be happy either.
Comedians deal with this all the time on twitter: other people think they can take the self-depreciation gags they make and turn them into insult humor. It pisses off ALL comics, as it would for any rational person.
Have you seen people booed ever during a show in your lifetime? When it's being recorded also?
No way. But you could tell that the smiles were a bit frozen in the audience. The audience got warmed up and was prepared to be in a joyful mood, and most people nowadays think funny means just entertaining. So they go and have some pity laughs.
You guys are pathetic this even less funny than OPs video and that one is a stinker already. It's just streamwhores reading sentences with sexual content a five year old came up with. They look and sound bored as fuck, too.
it would be a major coincidence that the video gets taken down about an hour or two after this thread goes up
women literally cannot handle bantz, even though they are some of the biggest shit talkers on the planet
>defending this talentless fat whore
Literally all her jokes are about being a whore.
She made that bed, and now she refuses to lay in it like she has any self-respect to begin with.
>I'm not talking a casual suit wearing, metrosexual faggot, I mean a wears-thongs-and-shorts-everywhere, born from the ground up shit posting blue blooded Aussie
>Talk so much shit and banter so much that the less banterish blokes I know go off at me on occasion
>Go to a house warming last week, in a pretty banterish mood
>About 30 of us sitting around the backyard chatting about current events, someone brings up the Refugee shit
>The people there who know me immediately look at me and grin, they know of the monster that's been unleashed
>Within 10 minutes literally every single guy there is in hysterics and crying with laughter, with all the women telling me what a horrible person I am
>People having house warming pull me to side and ask me to behave
Women just don't know how to have fun.
We didn't steal black people, we bought them off other black people.
Who do you punish in a transaction: the drug dealer, or the user?
She makes millions of dollars off this shit, and goes on and on about how great it is being a slut. If she didn't want people to talk about it then she shouldn't have made it to the focal point her entire career and persona. If she can't handle a minor joke, she shouldn't have been a comedian.
>her whole (hole?) comedic repertoire consists of: "I have lots of sex and I have a vagina. lmao"
>gets ass-annihilated when someone implies her promiscuity
toplel m8, the top image is kind of funny. If "Of course not! But I don't want to have sex with black people." was the punch line it would have been decent. Buuuut noooooo, she had to fuck it up by making retarded SJW shit the punchline.