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COMING SOON
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>>65117554
TO A WHINY
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>>65117631
BITCH
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MARK STITZER THOUGHT HE HAD IT ALL
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BIG
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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Hol up
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BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE...WAS A CLUE
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ADAM SANDLER AND ROB SCHNEIDER
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SUN KINDER SUSAN SQUAT
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IN...
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>record scratch
>freeze frame
"i'm back"
>CUE IT AIN'T ME
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Le Rob Schneider xD
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>>65117793
>THIS SPRING
>MATTHEW BRODERICK ESCAPES HIS COURT DATE FOR RUNNING OVER PEDESTRAINS
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*RECORD SCRATCH AGAIN*
BANE?
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YOU LOVED THE ORIGINAL
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MATTHEW BRODERICK
ROB SCHNEIDER
AIDAN GILLEN
AND FEATURING
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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IN THE ROLE OF A LIFE TIME
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A COCKER SPANIEL WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
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PAUL DANO IS
>drum roll
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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FREEZE FRAME
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SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
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EYE YOUGURT HOLE ABE SOY YOUTH SAIGON WEB SUN KINDER SUSAN SQUAT
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THE LIMP ROOT
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"so, you're probably wondering how I got here"
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
>for this story, we're gonna have to start a bit further back
*REWIND TO BIRTH SCENE*
>gross! not that far!
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day
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*FREEZE FRAME*
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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
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NEOREACTIONARY
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FEATURING HARDCORE MEMES
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CUT CUT CUT
>actors freeze in place
>man holding megaphone walks onto set
THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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HUMANZEES!
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TOMATO JUICE VS BAT
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>>65117893
>>65117896
>>65117933
>>65117952
kek
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RAY ROMANO IS
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*music/noise abruptly stops*

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

*music/noise plays last second left*
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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*RECORD SCRATCH DUBSTEP REMIX*
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HOL UP MY MAN WE AIN'T DONE YET
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>unzips ray romano costume
>and out walks...
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>something funny happens
>music stops
>cut to character laughing
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>>65118307
>Quentin Tarantino dancing
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IN HIS LAST MOVIE BEFORE HE DIED
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IN A GROUNDBREAKING PERFORMANCE
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ROB SCHNEIDER AS RECORD SCRATCH MCVOCAROO IN THE #1 COMEDY IN AMERICA
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AS *RECORD SCRATCH*
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F A L C O N
A
L
C
O
N
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BECAUSE THIS TIME, THE GOOD GUYS AIN'T SO GOOD
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*record scratch*

AND A DOG!?
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TWO PAWS WAY UP
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USA TODAY SAYS YOU'LL BE BARKING UP THE RIGHT TREE
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IN THE NEVER ENDING GAY ROMANCE STARRING
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SCHNOB REIDER
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DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON
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I'VE BEEN DOIN' THIS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
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MY THROAT HURTS
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OSCARS WE BE BLACK AGAIN IN THIS
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE
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HE SHOCKED YOU IN RUSH HOUR 3
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BIG GUYS NEVER DIE STORY
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IN A FILM THAT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID TO USE THE CINEMA SHOWERS
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FOR THE NEXT 90 MINUTES
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ANVIL MONTHLY CALLED IT "THE CRAB LEG FLICK OF THE CENTURY"
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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ONE MAN
ONE DREAM
MOOT.
Starring Michael Cera
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WHERE COWS FINALLY COME HOME
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THE TIMES-OLD CLASSIC TALE OF THE MAN OUT FOR REVENGE
>im not goin outta this place without a BANG
>[CUT TO EXPLOSION]
AND THE WOMAN WHO STAYS THRU THICK AND THIN

THIS SUMMER,
HELEN MIRREN
TIM ROBBINS
AND MATTHEW BRODERICK IN THE BREAKOUT ROLE OF HIS CAREER
>BURN THE MEMES! BURN 'EM TO THE GROUND!
>[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>65117554
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF TRANSFORMERS V: CASH IN THE PLEBS
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You know the difference between a jedi and a whore, Anakin? You can't use force when you fuck a whore.
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FROM DIRECTOR JIMMY JAMES CAMERON......
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>cue the force theme
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GEORGE LUCAS PRESENTS
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A MOVIE SO BIG
SO BOLD
SO
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BIG BANE IN LITTLE CHINA
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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WILL LEARN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RECORDS SCRATCH BACK
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RECORD SCRATCH THE MOVIE
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
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BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

*Fade to black*

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

*Fade to black*

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
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STARRING JAMES CAAN AS "THE SCRATCHER"
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AND SHIA LABEOUF AS MR. RECORD
IN THE MOTION PICTURE EPIC OF A LIFETIME
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A TALKING CAT????!!!!
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>>65119079
>>65119080
>>65119097
>>65119114
>>65119117
>>65119145
>>65119159
Thread over t
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yep this thread is over
can't outmeme "record scratch: the movie"
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In a world
Plagued by injustice
Two men
Will set things right
Jamie Fox
Idris Elba
From director Spike Lee
Produced by Quentin Tarrantino
Cuckers
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Ok so and now what?
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BLUE SHIRT BABY, I'M CIA... YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
THEY WORK FOR THE, MERCENARY... THE MASKETTA MAN
I FILED THE FLIGHT PLAN, FOR ME, AND MY MEN... AND DR. PAVEL HERE
YOU GET TO STAY, IF YOU TELL ME... WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

A LOYAL HIRED GUN
OR MAYBE HE'S WONDERING WHY
YOU WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE YOU
THROW HIM OUT OF AN
AEROPLANE

CALM, DOCTOR, THE FIRE RISES
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
I'M A BIG GUY FOR YOU
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Nigeria
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JUST
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AND ROB SCHNEIDER IS
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>>65117554
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyfEVphpYKU
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