DUDE BEING A SLUT IS EMPOWERING LMAO
One of these women is not like the other.
Jonah Hill in the role of a lifetime
>>65115464
>Rebel Wilson
>How To Be Single In 3 Digits
>>65115508
Yeah, Leslie Mann is old af why is she hanging out with girls young enough to be her daughters
It's strange to think that, in a lot of ways, if Rebel Wilson closed her mouth more often she wouldn't have a career.
>>65115464
DUDE
I
HATE
WOMEN
LMAOOOOOOO
>>65115530
It's all right, Damon Wayans is playing Dakota Johnson's love interest
>>65115464
DUDE ALL WOMEN WHO DON'T SURRENDER THEIR PUSSY TO ME AND ME OWNLY ARE SLUTS LMAO GET THE HOT POCKETS MOM
brie is such a qt.
1 > 3 > 4 > 2
>>65115464
So they are making comedies for women now instead of just the usual sappy romantic chick flicks
Why does this annoy you so much, anon?
>the hot one
>the old one
>the awkward one
>the fat one
>how to be single
As if I need instructions.
DUDE IM SEXUALLY ENTITLED TO WOMEN IM TOO AFRAID TO APPROACH
>>65115600
>>65115579
hello tumblr
>>65115579
>>65115600
DUDE, TOASTY ROASTIE LMAO
Rebel Wilson is disgusting in all her roles.
>>65115542
Shhh, let them keep believing this.
>>65115464
how to be airbrushed
>>65115600
>>65115654
>>65115579
sh-shut up!
>>65115692
Wow #sickburn
You tell em girl
>>65115516
Nice
>the fat one is almost 80% photoshop
What are they hiding in all of these photos?
Allison Brie doesn't even look like a real person anymore
>>65115774
The reptillian merchant genes crank into full power as the woman approaches 30
Only single men have the time and effort to be upset by this
>>65115579
>criticizing me makes you a misogynist!
>fuck you, gamergate!
>>65115774
yeah she is pulling a weird face and the airbrush doesnt help.
would still bang though
>>65115774
shit waifu
>>65115808
Single white men.
>>65115839
Ask me how I know you're under 25 and alone
>>65115464
who pays you to make these threads?
and can I get a job too?
What's with the influx of sjws on tv today , is reddit down?
if alison gets her tits out ill go see it.
>>65115579
this board is full of women
women hate other women
>>65115926
You sound 14
>>65115464
Brie's face is fuuuuuuucked up
>the token obese woman
>>65115943
WWWWWWWWHATS UP REDDIT ITS YA BOY 4CHAN BRINGIN YOU ANOTHER ROUND OF MEMES BE SURE TO HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW
Alison Brie must get her tits out
Dakota Johnson is also quite sexy
>>65116029
What?
>Leslie Mann
>Rebel Wilson weighs twice as much as Amy Schumer
>Rebel Wilson is much more attractive than Amy Schumer
>>65116034
I keep mistaking her for supergirl
WHY IS REBEL WILSON ALWAYS SHOUTING IN MOVIE POSTERS?
>>65116105
she's breathing heavily
>>65115464
man, time has not treated Brie well, i'd rather bang Rebel Wilson
>Is this like a foot fetish? Am I the foot?
>D-do you want to be the foot?
I was sweating bullets during that trailer.
>>65115579
>>65115464
>How to be single
>Why can i not get a good man?
Motherfucking women logic.
>>65115986
i think its just bad photoshop she looked hot as fuck at events recently.
noticeably older though
>>65115464
>Alison Brie is only 33
The years have not been kind.
I should be in this movie, I probably know more about the subject than those actors.
>>65115579
>>65115600
pfft
you have no power here honey
>>65116220
Looks like a Jewish Salma Hayek
>>65115933
this would make a lot of sense tbf, i bet like 60% of this board is female or children
>>65116326
you say that like it's a bad thing.
>>65116220
She's lost some weight too, I watched Sleeping With Other People ((actually not that bad desu) and it's noticable there. She looked better with a bit of weight on her.
>>65116316
And you don't have a job. Who's powerless here?
>>65115654
girl's attempts at trolling are so poor
>>65116350
Not bad, just an observation
>>65116387
>sperging out this hard
>>65115879
Why is the number you keep running with 25? Curious.
Did you just hit 26 and you keep raising the year every time you have a birthday? How long have you been doing this? At one point did you consider 25 the age at which you're mature and have a valid opinion? For most people it's 18 and I'm not sure why you shill this "under 25 lol child" meme on all the threads you shitpost on. If you stick around for another year will you be raising it to 26? I'm interested to hear your response.
>>65116283
Fucking this.
>how to be single
>as a hot 10/10 woman
>except for when i see a hot guy or i just don't feel like being single anymore
>then i just go to a random club and ask some dude if he wants to fuck. works 100% of the time
But i guess no one wants to see a movie about a dude that sits in his room and posts on a vietnamese cartoon board all day.
>>65115879
>being over 25
They let you go on 4chan in the nursing home
>>65116429
I bet I'm right
>>65116357
yeah it was noticeable in her lingerie scenes. tits were way smaller than when she was on community.
Who the fuck is this 'Rebel' Wilson chick...she's as disgusting as that sheboon Precious
>>65116433
women BTFO
>>65116448
what's for certain is that you're asshurt
>>65115926
It's one lost Redditor with a severely inflamed anus who's been incessantly sperging out. Pretty hilarious.
what's up with the token fat chick?
>>65116485
who's that?
>tfw you've watched so much BBW porn that you find Rebel Wilson the most fuckable out of the four women
>>65116433
People under 25 might as well still be considered teenagers. The have s news feed scroll understanding of real life (using Internet their parents pay for) and know fuck all about adulthood, maturity, and taste. If you're 22 or something you kinda still don't matter yet.
>>65116449
> You will never see Community era Brie fully naked.
Feels just absolutely afwul, man.
what's the deal with the assmad girl itt
do you really think this film looks great
do you really think it isn't some garbage designed to swindle you out of your youth by telling you being a whore is great fun with no consequences
>>65116561
i guess closest we will actually get is that photoshoot with the nipples that is over xrayed.
>>65116316
She's so perfect.
Where is she? Please come back ;_;
>>65115674
I was Gonna say that all the rolls in rebel Wilson are disgusting but same difference
>>65116557
This desu senpai
Why isn't there a black chick? Isn't this illegal in the U.S.?
>>65116485
>>65116543
Laura Baduria
>>65116561
>Community will NEVER be as good as Seasons 1 and 2 were.
>>65116630
SHUT IT DOWN
>>65116543
Gemma Collins
>>65115464
Can't believe not even one of them is a minority. I could fucking vomit. #blacklivesmatter
>>65116543
No idea. I have a "Female Photos" folder that has I dunno how many images in it. I just pick randomly.
>>65116630
They're all women so it gets a diversity pass.
Even though women are actually the majority.
As long as there's no white men they're cool with it, because that's all diversity means. "Less/no white men."
>>65115464
Be repugnant, abrasive, don't groom yourself and have absolutely nothing interesting to say... repeat.
Nothing else to it.
>>65116684
story behind pic?
>>65116592
I dunno, there might be new photos of her. But you'd have to check various internet shitholes for them.
>>65116349
nah its mostly social outcasts in general. children actually have lives now and moved on from the internet. and most teenagers nowadays prefer Tumblr or reddit, as horrible as that sounds. 4chan isn't exactly child friendly or friendly to newcomers in general. Honestly the only reason I'm still even here is bc I have nothing better to do in my life right now.
>>65116731
No idea, I just googled "dad in a pond" and it showed up. I guess you can kind of piece that together yourself.
>>65115928
Same
>>65116759
I'm here because I have a fuckload of downtime at work
>>65116557
I'm 25 and can confirm
>DUDE THE WAKEY CRAZY FAT ONE LMAO
>>65116759
nah, there's new shits coming to 4chan literally all the time, it's pretty easy to distinguish the posts.
also /b/ is active as fuck and that's the board most people browse before going to other boards.
Are any of those women single irl.
>Dakota Johnson
>She has hyperactive-type ADHD, for which she has been taking Ritalin and Concerta ever since she was a kid.
Woah, she's just like me!
>>65116972
Katya told some russian internet cuck she's a lesbo. Not sure how true that is.
>>65115683
Why do you like to feel like someone is being tricked? Like you can only get it up if you think the other is naive (a trait of the insecure, impotent and weak of will and character)
Let me tell you, you both know what you're doing. You know you're banging a slut, she knows she's banging someone who thinks shes a slut, you both know the other is gone the moment real feelings show up - if she is the feeling one, she wasn't a slut to begin with, if you are the feeling one, then tell me, who was naive?
>pic is what a real empowered woman looks like. Mature, equal, honest. If you need someone who exudes a weakness in these qualities then you are yourself weak.
> women literally dont know how to be single
>>65115774
>>65115745
was more a point about how lazy a job of photoshopping that was done, but ok, see you on tumblr :)
jesus christ, they are all so photoshopped and airbrushed. Laughably bad
Brie doesn't look to good in her poster.
How to be a single mother, amirite?
or How to a catlady in a few years.
>>65117049
>if she is the feeling one, she wasn't a slut to begin with
>this is what females actually believe
top fucking kek
>>65115464
If this were an anime, /a/ would be obsessed with it.
>>65116349
60% females and gay niggas
I fucking stay on twitter all the time and follow nothing but women and gay niggas for my waifu and people here talk exactly the fucking same as them
>>65117049
>If you need someone who exudes a weakness in these qualities then you are yourself weak.
Utter bull. Males have evolved to prefer innocent-seeming women.
Following your own preferences doesn't make you weak. What makes you weak is doing stupid bullshit and going against your nature just because you're pressured by society and its retarded, backward ideologies.
I like sluts
>>65116349
First people said /tv/ was full of pedos.
Now it's full of women and children?
You fucks dont know shit. Go back to your shithole.
>>65117194
If you would actually practice what you claim to believe, you'd be the bad guy in - never mind most movies - but literally most media produced by human culture where there is an antagonistic agent.
>>65117351
At least women have their uses. Unlike children.
>>65115654
are all women really this bad at baiting?
>>65117351
Yeah, like 6 years ago, then it was footfaggots, then waifuistas, now it's women.
i'm already on /tv/
>>65117369
well tough shit, huh
maybe you should cry about it, like a true empowered womyn
>>65115579
>>65115600
Based reddit to the rescue
>>65116220
>ywn wake up next to Alison
DUDE I'M SO SINGLE, I'M SINGLE EVERY TEN OR SO ODD HOURS BETWEEN GETTING MY PUSSY SMASHED INTO A ROAST BEEF THEN GOING AND TUMBLR AND CLAIMING THAT BEEF CURTAINS ARE NATURAL
>>65115579
>>65115600
Implying that movie isn't going to be 4 girls running around drinking and banging guys then somehow turning into some kind of love story?
But that's true..
There's nothing more empowering than that
>>65115464
DUDE I'M FAT LMAO
leslie mann is my milffu
>>65117531
>GETTING MY PUSSY SMASHED INTO A ROAST BEEF THEN GOING AND TUMBLR AND CLAIMING THAT BEEF CURTAINS ARE NATURAL
I don't understand
If a woman is with one guy but they fuck every day, wouldn't her pussy be as beef curtainy as a slut who sleeps with different people every day?
>>65117530
Have some more Brie and cheer up anon.
>>65115579
I WANT TO FUCK THEM BUT I HATE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am actually ashamed she gives me a boner
probably the accent and the way she acted in pain and gain
i mean i wouldnt fuck her, i cant stand fucking fat chicks, but id fuck her fat face and eat her out
>>65117597
Pictures don't dull the pain
man reading this thread is like reading the thoughts of a meth user.
fucking delusion addled retards
>>65117663
that webm is even better with sound
sadly, I haven't had a chance to organise my collection yet, so I'll have to make do with pics for now
>>65117648
>that forehead
>>65115464
I realize where we are, but have you not slept with ten women? Why the double standard?
>>65115600
>triggered
>>65117753
>I realize where we are, but have you not slept with ten women?
Why don't you read your comment before posting?
>>65117316
Pseudo-scientific pop-sociology, whatever rationalization you need to convince yourself that what I said in the post was wrong so that you may feel better about how you are deep down.
It's funny because we also evolved respond well to being pressured by society, it doesn't mean we should blindly accept or apply pressure - if you took my post on the matter you brought up to mean anything other than we should determine when to do that based solely on our internal moral judgment, then you are mistaken.
My internal moral judgment thinks your internal moral judgment is immoral is disgusting and wrong, note that it does not mean I endorse the bad behavior you see to justify it; that, you projected on me like you do most scary things you see in the world, pieces fall into your reality picture where they are at the mercy of whatever 'reactionary' buttons they hit on the way into your skull.
>>65117663
>tffw
>>65117753
>Why the double standard?
Because women and men are not equal, silly :3
would you pham?
>>65117589
found the triggered fem anon
>>65117427
There's no reason for women to post here after knowing theres lots of fetishists and waifuists. Thats just stupid. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.
>>65115464
Are women even capable of defining their existence without craving some sort of response from men? dude we don't need no men lmao, not obsessed at all
>>65117854
Is this chick supposed to be Rose from Homestuck
>>65117858
Kill her? Yes.
>>65117858
Yes. I'd dump her back in the ocean.
>>65117887
Are men even capable of defining their existence without craving women to be sexualized but when women own their sexualities they get triggered? dude we don't need no women lmao, not obsessed at all
>>65117663
>this will never be you
>>65117962
This "I'm gonna troll by saying the same thing the other guy said but in a different position" thing is the laziest trolling technique ever.
>>65117884
lmao that piece of shit also probably raised most of the pieces of shit using this website
>>65117962
I guess I got the answer to my question.
>>65117820
I figured there were some anons. I still watch anime, browse this site after nine years and get pussy
>>65117589
>beef curtainy
reposting just to see this phrase again
>>65118018
>>65118032
Triggered
>>65117648
she's a full figured woman and u can't handle her mhmmm
>>65115484
Iknoright? Leslie Mann is ancient.
>>65117823
>Pseudo-scientific pop-sociology
If that's what it is to you, then that's just too bad. I've read and memorized an undergraduate textbook on Evolutionary Psychology, and I'd rather believe the information presented therein than you.
Also, the reason I oppose you is more prosaic. As a male, I'm interested in having more power in relation to females. This is not because I believe one group is superior or inferior, but because I'd rather have more power than less, no matter what. Same goes for me being white, straight, etc.
As for the social conformity, there's a lot more factors that play into it than just "responding well" to it. It has to do with status, mating strategies, age, dominance orientation, testosterone levels, etc.
It's funny that you speak of projection when I said literally fuck all about my own views, yet you somehow find them "disgusting and wrong". Luckily, being this easily offended by normal everyday occurrences is its own punishment.
>>65118093
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>65117648
Go to bed rebel
>>65115464
why does Alison Brie's hair always look so bad?
besides the hair, i think she's like a 10/10 cutie
>>65117823
dude, men just really find feminine sensitive submissive girls extremely hot and arousing, there's nothing more to it
>>65118151
meant for
>>65117902
>>65116357
>Sleeping With Other People ((actually not that bad desu)
>actually not that bad desu
wtf it was fucking awful
>>65117962
>when women own their sexualities
what does this mean
give me the raw uncut feminist nonsense straight from your brain into my veins please
>>65117350
me too, my man
>>65116357
alison 2018 (projected)
>>65116433
Christmas cake?
>>65116357
she's cute in it, but that dude is pretty horrifying and ugly
>>65117663
why are the late seasons of community filmed in this depressing filter?
>>65115464
Is it just me or do these posters look like shit?
Way too much photoshop. Rebel Wilson in particular looks like a cartoon.
jesus alison looks so much older
how fucking long has it been since community
>>65118239
>>65115464
Why do I like this fat girl more than Amy?
Is it the accent?
>>65118418
>>65116433
>At one point did you consider 25 the age at which you're mature and have a valid opinion? For most people it's 18
>for most people its 18
lol, millennials
>>65117823
How could you possibly have this much to say in a thread about a popcorn fart of a movie?
No one's reading all that.
>>65118128
It's the new epic buzzwords kids are spouting all the time right now.
Remember the kids spouting "u mad bro?" a few years ago? Yeah, "triggered" is the new fad now.
>>65116316
>>65116592
>>65116746
who is she, does she have a dick?
>>65116429
source for tits?
>>65115464
Why do all these chick flicks have a designated fat chick now?
>>65115636
Dakota is more attractive than Allison.
>>65118637
Katya Lischina, no she does not
>>65118691
my nigga
dakota is cute af
>>65115600
Cuckold detected
>>65118249
this.
its obviously a woman at the age where all changes
also the "25" age is strangely used repeatedly here on /tv. The same goddamn poster...
>>65118671
Don't know. Use google
>>65118671
that's Gemma Collins, I think
>>65115879
>I change my opinions so women will like me!
Ask me how I know you've never sexually satisfied anyone in your life
>>65118718
>dakota is cute af
>>65118767
all i can see is don johnson's jizz
>>65117049
>you can only get it up if you think the other is naive (a trait of the insecure, impotent and weak of will and character)
is this why women on tv are always "strong" nagging hags? So the men putting up with them seem strong and capable of "handling" her etc?
the fucking bullshit you women imagine to prohibit men's natural tastes towards young sweet women, i swear...
>if she is the feeling one, she wasn't a slut to begin with
wtf is this. Damn you sluts are creeps
>>65115879
>t.whiteknighting Redditor
>>65118767
is that photoshopped?
>>65117049
Daily reminder Marissa Meyer has literally destroyed Yahoo:
http://qz.com/314225/everything-we-learned-from-marissa-mayer-on-how-to-not-run-a-company/
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/10/29/report-yahoo-executives-fleeing-company-over-ceo-marissa-mayers-management-style/
>>65117753
no. I only slept with 6.
>>65117884
she has cute feet though
>>65116326
>>65116350
>>65116403
If only she were as thick as her.
>>65117753
i have and i know it's taken its toll on me
at least im a dude. At jaded masculine unfeeling woman who's dead inside is compelte shit
>>65115774
>>65115464
These shops remind me of that laughable click photoshoped poster.
>>65117962
>owning your sexuality
is this newspeak for slut?
>>65118115
>Evolutionary Psychology
>calls something else pseudo-scientific
>sidesenteringorbit.jpg
>>65115803
shes been 30 for 3 years m8
>>65119293
>my pop science is better than yours
>>65115464
Shouldn't it be called how to be middle aged and single?
>I can still be your waifu goy.. anon
>>65119321
Both theories were pseudo-scientific, but EvoPsyc has literally no evidence
>>65115529
>Mann
Let me guess.
Judd had a word.
Anyone else cringe when she pops up in his own movies?
Stop trying to make her happen, Apatapatapatapa
>>65119293
I agree that most research under the EP umbrella leaves a lot to be desired. However, it's more empirical than, say, Social Psychology. In fact, it's one of the most "hard" Social Sciences, besides things like Neuroscience and Game Theory.
>>65116630
It wouldnt even be pandering to include a black woman. In fact it would be the closest thing to the truth because black females are the least likely group to get married when classifications are done according to race and gender.
>>65119234
>>65119390
>but the other one has because I agree with it
>>65118239
nice shoop
>>65119390
It has plenty of evidence, actually. A lot of the "good" research is done across many, many countries and cultures. That's how we know that hierarchy is a human universal, for example. It's present in literally every society ever studied.
Furthermore, things like the spatial ability advantage in males hold across 40 countries and all ethnic groups. Male preference for a low waist-to-hip ratio in females holds across all societies, modified only by the accessibility of food. The differences in behavior between males and females always emerge at around 3 years of age, again, regardless of the culture they're a part of.
This is just some of it of course, but you get the idea.
>>65119593
Why wrap up that sort of thing in evopsyc? That sort of thing was known well before now.
>>65118680
it's 2015
>>65115464
>implying it isn't
>>65119688
It was known as a sort of "common sense". Now we have evidence.
It's wrapped up under EvoPsych because it derives its hypotheses from the general evolutionary theory. Or at least it's supposed to, but there's a lot of hacks out there.
>>65115464
>dat overly photoshoped Rebel Wilson
god they're trying so hard to make her attractive.
>>65119688
if we were to say "every culture shows a noticeable preference for young girls, sometimes with a foccus on virginity" you could also say "we've always known that" unless the times (like in this thread) where we can dream up pop psychology about how it's only a few weak men or whatever
>>65119799
she's pretty cute for a whale
i'd hit it
Watched the trailer for this expecting absolute shit about how to bang a lot of dudes, Schumer style... actually didn't look that bad. I mean it looks like a horrible movie, but like nearly every other chick flick love-story.
>>65115464
>female humor
DUDE VAGINAS
>>65115529
I want to power fuck Leslie Mann.
>>65120575
This. There's no way Judd Apatow is giving her what she needs
>>65115464
I like how they photoshopped a couple of Rebel Wilson's chins out of her picture.
>>65117648
>eating out a fat chick
Anon, don't. Just don't.
>>65120645
She's acts like such a cunt in all of her movies. I don't know if she's like that irl, but I don't care. I want to fuck her while I'm angry.
>>65121011
if anyone needs to be "blacked" its her while jud watches.
>>65117490
>being this triggered
Hello redditumblr
>>65115879
Being under 25 and alone is literally the greatest thing in the world
Not looking forward to losing this
>>65117648
Hahaha, you're a sick fuck
>>65117049
>Marissa Meyer
You mean the woman who waited until AFTER she was named CEO to announce her pregnancy?
Yeah totally not a manipulative cunt at all.
>>65117422
No, but people pretending to be those women by saying the absolute, most predictably stereotypical, shit possible are.
>>65117823
>It's funny because we also evolved respond well to being pressured by society, it doesn't mean we should blindly accept or apply pressure
Society is made of people. Society is a projection of people and what they are.
>>65115464
I don't think I understand what this movie is going for?
Like is being single cool? Is it a hard thing to do?
What do these ladies want? Why are they so smiley? Does the one playing with the glasses know how to use them?
>>65119390
You can study other animals' animal behaviors and it's science. How is studying humans' animal behaviors any different? Humans are animals, too.
>>65115464
oh my god I would watch this so hard
>old old old fat
no wonder they're single
>>65115579
That's the long and short of it desu senpai
Anal
Throatfuck
Creampie
Titfuck
Prove me wrong
>talking about Brie's airbrushing
>not this
>>65121734
Keep projecting reddit
Red wine and shoes amirite laydees?? U go gurrrrrrrrl
>>65118697
>no she does not
How can you be so sure without posting nudes?
>>65119361I still love you, Alison.
>>65115464
>Look like number 4
>Done
>>65118113
I'd ravage her asshole until one of us broke though
>>65115774
ikr
pic related is how she really looks
#noshopped
>>65124336
Holy shit she looks like a blonde Chewbacca. I can even hear the inarticulate Wookiee screaming while looking at this picture.
>>65119310
She's near 40 now. She obviously lied about her age
post ur favorite bries anons
let's get this thread pruned in a glorious display of waifudom
>>65115616
>he wouldn't fuck Lesie
>>65117648
I fucking hate that lip thing
>>65124884
Did you photoshop a beard on her?
>>65118026
Would be willing to bet on this
>>65125408
no
rude t͏͏b͏͏h
>>65125102
Greatest Brie set coming through
>>65116553
are you , by any chance of african descent? , im doing this for statistical research
>>65125544
Who is this succubus (male)?
>>65126827
you mean incubus?
ITT: Lonely virgin males mad that women don't sleep with them
>>65126870
kek, he tried
>>65126896
ROASTIE GETTING TOASTY
>>65115579
Hi Tumblr