> it's a Floki hates Athelstan episode

>>65112805

did nothing wrong

>>65112805
Athelstan deserves everything he got

>>65112805
Athelstan's death was really fucking sad tbqh senpai.

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Both Floki and Athelstan needed to be written out from the show

>it's an applestan questions god episode

>>65112984
Floki wasn't written out tho

>Kill Athelstan
>More space for strong womyn

>>65112984
>Kill Floki
>Even more space for womyn

Fuck them, they kill muh monk.

>its a Rollo betrays Ragnar episode

>>65113054
Nvm that, I'm a retard

>>65113007
> it's a Rollo feels jealous of Ragnar episode

Where the fuck did Flokis hate for Athelstan even come from. He just hates him all of a sudden in one episode.

>>65113080
>>65113096
kek though the same

I loved when Rollo betrayed his brother again but when they were standing on a pile of dead bodies for the war that they caused and close to fight each other Rollo went full emo, dropped his weapons saying "I can't do it brother, I love you"

>>65113101

envy

also
>it's a everyone in viking age wears nothing but brown episode

>>65113101
Justified jesus hatred.They are vikings,not cucks

>>65113207

And then he betrays him again.

And then he gets forgiven and betrays him once more.

I don't know why Ragnar puts up with this shit, he's ice cold to eveybody else.

Can't wait for the new chinese character in the new season. She is gonna be great.....
Fuck I wish this wasn't true

>>65114346
because look at the size of rollo, you know how hard it would be to train, raise, and feed a motherfucker like that in the Viking age? Rollo is a juiced up, beautiful, carnage inducing machine of an investment that Ragnar cannot afford to lose. The amount of kills Rollo needs to rack up before he has paid off his investment is incalculable to just simply offing him.

>>65114346
How many times does Rollo betray him? I only count once, and then again in the finale.

>>65112805
So is Ragnar going to fuck him up now? The cowardice didn't help his case either.

http://vikings.wikia.com/wiki/Yidu

"Doan will portray Yidu, a new and unique Chinese character who will have a big role in season four. "


Yeah this season is going to be great

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>>65114954
forgot pic

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>It's a Siniric the transsexual episode

>>65114954
why is there a chinese character in western europe prior to the 16th century

>>65114954
>>65114975
What.The.Fuck.
And I actually liked this show.

>>65113101
Floki is basically a jihadi. He sees this heretic arrive at his home and gain favour with your leader who then starts to listen to the heretics beliefs, I'm surprised he didn't do it sooner.

>>65114993
to get play in China TV market

So why the hell is the American version both censored and cut down? It's an American programme.

It's annoying because you either have to see spoilers or wait for the uncensored European version to be uploaded.

>>65115000
>actually thinking this pleb shit was good to begin with.

>>65114954
who gives a fuck

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>>65114975
>>65114954
............

>>65114954
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>65115049
fair enough

this show was never even pretending to be historically accurate. in the first season they had vikings pretend like they didn't know england existed and the fucking catholic church and english kings acting like the roman empire was a myth

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Just started to watch the show last week.
Why is Floki the only one with a scandinavian accent on the entire cast?

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>>65112805

Who /floki/ here? In my town there's a lot of Christians so I can act out this persona

>hear people talking about God or Jesus Christ
>walk over to them and stare at them silently
>make visible signs that I'm upset
>normies get scared shitless or uncomfortable and they go elsewhere

Don't be talking about other Gods near me you fucking normies

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>It's an ancestor to The Queen of Britain episode

>>65115230
Are you 6'5? if not, it just doesn't work

>>65115153

Because he's the only one that's really Scandinavian.

>>65115322

5'11"

>>65114954
>>65114975
She's going to get BLEACHED by viking cock

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Am I the only one who has trouble believing this guy is a Viking warrior?

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>>65114954

You've got to be shitting me.

>>65115838

At least it's not a nigger

>>65115898

At least that would be more believable. Muslims kept niggers as slaves, and Africa wasn't as far away as fucking China - plus the vikings traded with them often.

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>it's a floki punches manlet repeatedly episode

>>65116240
I remember watching and liking this movie when I was 12. Does it still hold up?

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>>65114954
>>65114954
>>65114954

>>65115399
lol, manlet

>>65116313

5'11" is above average fucktard

>>65114954
When did the asiatic hordes got into Finland?

>>65116353
Anything below 6' is a manlet

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>>65115964

At this point you should honestly be grateful they aren't introducing some alpha nigger to rail lionfu

>>65115110
>the fucking catholic church and english kings acting like the roman empire was a myth

No, that was just the uneducated commoners and nobles.

But the Norsemen not knowing about England or Scotland is just absurd.

>>65116353
>5'11" is above average fucktard

lol, in America, being a manlet is "above average".

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>>65112805
/r/ing the vocaroo where the guy says floki has autism and he reassures him that it's just cuckoldry.

>>65116774
nah, it wasn't just commoners not knowing who built some ruins

it wasthat one english king acting like they couldn't talk about the roman empire because it was sacrilegious or something

absolutely retarded

>>65116882

I'm pretty sure he just meant in the context of history, not of Vikings.

>>65116950
that's kind of irrelevant to bring up then since i was referencing specific scenes within the show

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> its a Princes Gangebang gets quadrupled episode

>>65116994

WELL, he was AGREEING WITH YOU, but saying it wasn't as grievous as some other inaccuracies because there was something behind it at least.

>>65117001

>poormansevegreen.jpg

>>65116271
Not that guy but I watched it recently and thought it was great

>>65115230
*tipping intensifies*

>>65116812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oo9gaTB5d0

>>65114975
Viking rape when?

>>65117074
K E K
E
K

>>65114954

Calm down people, vikings had a lot of contact with Finland.

>>65114975

What this actress's name?

I can't seem to find any info about her on-line.

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>>65117535
Dianne Doan

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>>65114993
> why is there a chinese character in western europe prior to the 16th century

Trade along the Silk Road across Asia waxed and waned throughout history but never stopped completely, so while it’s not very likely an Chinese girl to be in Europe at the time, it also not impossible for a Chinese person to have made their way to Europe at some point in the 9th century, more so for a q.t. Chinese slave girl.

Though of course the network is doing it both for politically correct reasons and to bring in the Asian market.

>>65117619
As you said, very, very unlikely, but not impossible.

No one travelled the entirety of the silk road. People would take their goods a couple of days/weeks down the road, sell it, and then someone else would sell them further down the road for a higher profit, and so on.

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>>65117497

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>>65117612
>Dianne Doan

Thanks, man. They're really keeping her under wraps, there are barely any pics of her to be found and none from the set of Vikings (except for anon's up thread).

>>65117910
She is beautiful, so this is good enough for Vikings.

Hopefully they don't make him another disposable character

>>65117965

>Dianne Doan


>him

Also she's credit for a single episode.

>>65118105
From the journous it sounds like she'll have a large role this season though.
Likely people just don't know which episodes she'll be in yet.

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>>65117689
>People would take their goods a couple of days/weeks down the road, sell it

I'm guessing Chinese QT's back-story will be that she was enslaved somewhere back East and traded along the line until she ended up in Europe.

I remember a very short clip in HBO's "Rome" that showed a couple of Indian (dot, not feather) slave girls in the background.

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Why a halfie looking actress.

Why not go full chink?

>>65118341
cuz full chinks are ugly as shit

best of both worlds

race mixing master race

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>>65118341

>>65118563
That's not historically accurate, Vikings, ffs

>>65112805
new episodes when

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judith is cute! CUTE!

She will undoubtedly be ragnars new love interest.

michael hirst has been qouted saying he asked historians if it was possible for her to be a character, seems like they said so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXFmOpsCPZE

mb we see some slave service dancing

>>65119656
That woman was incredibly sexual and beautiful.

>>65114975
>Implying it isn't just a Fingolian

>>65119786
>>65119656

cucks detected

Why the fuck couldn't they just hire an Arab if they wanted diversity. That'd atleast be plausible and could be a nod to Ibn Fadlan or the Thirteenth warrior

>The show doesn't cast niggers whatsoever
>Keeps true to Viking cast
>Kike Vulture Overseers walk into the studio and call for diversity (aka brown people)
>Based Viking Director casts every white man's fetish instead
>/tv/ still complains

Literally manchildren

>Doan explained that Yidu was originally kidnapped on the Red Sea, where she was then brought to Paris as a slave. The foreigner remained in the French city until Ragnar (Travis Fimmel) and his sword-wielding fighters successfully conquered Paris during the show’s third season. Yidu was then captured by the pagans and brought back to Kattegat, where she kept her slave status.

http://www.ibtimes.com/vikings-actress-dianne-doan-teases-season-4-character-details-why-ragnar-will-find-2040775

>>65120191
Jesus christ thats awful. I've actually put money on the fact that she will be a strong independent womyn who can fight well

Am I the only one that gets autism ticks when there is a big fight happening and "your" side takes little to no casualty?
I haven't watched the entire season but during that first fight on the beach I couldn't atom baka
And The Last ship is just insanely horrible in this regard too

>>65117388
Kek

>you now remember smugfu

>>65120254
So what if she is

it's not like the show was a fucking history document

>>65120191

WE WUZ SRAVEZ N SHI

>>65120322
he said he put money down on her being a strong independant, but the actress is qouted saying that her character will be a slave

>>65120343
I dont think asians really complain much about their history, are you thinking of BLM?

>>65114954
Well they did raid eastern europe which means they had to go through Finland. I suppose it's possible. Hell, Iceland has some DNA inprint from abducted native american women.

>>65120366
>slave

She'll end up seducing some main character and kicking ass, mark my words

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>>65115153
Because he's the only Scandi. He's the son of Stellan Skarsgard.

>>65120515
Are you triggered by women?

>>65120535
Too bad Stellan is the only moderately good actor in there, Gustaf and Alex are pretty bad tier.

Even Stellan is bit of a typecast.

>>65120515
She's gonna bring Kung Fu and Buddhism to northern europe I suppose.

>>65115230
Nice pasta

>>65120601
>Vikings will now battle with martial arts Kung-Fu
This will be hilarious desu

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we also are getting pic related back this season

>>65120706
I kept wondering if the show was smart enough to write him a part of unreliable narrator storytelling arc but I guess it wasn't. Would've been brilliant though

>It's a Jarl Borg did nothing wrong episode

>>65120156
This

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>>65120805

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>>65120659
>Ragnar - "What is this Koooun Fooough my slanty slave? Can you eat it?"
>"Your Bouda sounds a lot like Athelstans God, he was a good friend."
>Ragnar phases out and rapes miss chink because his homo-erotic grief of losing mr priest is still there

>>65120743
not sure what you meant

you want him to replace the seer or something?

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King Harald Finehair hype and Varg

>>65114760

>based on historical events

Dude. Google it. Floki was a real person.

> it's a 'stuck up french princess tries to act like she is disgusted by rollo but was really wet as october when she saw him shirtless on the ramparts slaying nerds left and right' episode

>>65120865
I was wondering if during Harbard's episode we were supposed to treat Princess Aslaug and Helga as unreliable narrators (they were trying to save the grace of Siggy with it) but the show wasn't going for that (despite having great potential to go with this and unexpected, since tv-series rarely feature unreliable narrators)

It'd been extremely neat.

>have to wait another year for the UNCUT and UNCENSORED version of bluray of season4
kill me
just do it

>>65120975
>Floki was a real person.
>>>>>>>>>>

Only one person was ever called Floki? Really?

>>65120975
Ragnar is also "real". The thing is he is more like a main character of many stories than an actual person who did all the crazy shit.

>>65121009
ahh I gotcha.

thats interesting, but looks like they are just using him to build up ivar and manipulate events leading towards the great heathen army

>>65120706
MAGICKED

>>65121055

Yeah, just like there's only one Rollo. Obviously.

No, you stupid faggot. Vikings features famous heroes from the sagas and recorded history. The recorded Floki? Boat builder and sailer. Couldn't be the same guy, right?

>tfw no qt3.14 shield maiden earl waifu
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

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>>65121293
>>tfw no qt3.14 shield maiden waifu

>>65121333
I wish she was smug again ;_;

>>65117619
>it is not impossible
the chances of his happening are very slim

it is very obvious she is in there for "muh diversity" which I expect the asian market will find insulting, she is there for the liberal western crowd who like to believe they are sticking it to the racists by forcing the same overdone cliche into every movie and tv series

>>65121333
I came when they busted that cunt's face up.

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>watch Vikings
>there's a character who's a princess called Arse Lick
>mfw

>>65121432
Rude!

Be a buddy, not a bully!

>>65121401
You'll just have to find out how she is written. I never expected historical accuracy from this show, so if she is introduced and played out in a non-grating manner it's really all the same for me.

>>65121432
Rude.

>>65114975
I hope they show her asian pussy mmmm yes i do

>>65121453
>>65121456
>that rudemind

>>65118261
Well that was cause Alexander did get there...

>>65113101
He should have dropped disliking Applestans by season 3 or at least come to terms that Ragnar was going to be best buds with a Jesus monk, but instead they cranked his hateboner for the guy by 300%. It didn't make any sense why his entire characterization boiled down to (I HATE PRIESTS), which made everyone around him, even the fucking audience, hate him.

The writing in season 3 fucking bombed the le quirky Viking weirdo we came to know and love.

Seriously I fucking pop a vessel just thinking about it.

>>65121401
vikings were known to have sailed to central asia on ventures, the purpose of her character is probably meant to influence bjorn into sailing into that region of the world

>>65120156
Pretty much yeah.

>>65121092
A lot of Characters in the show are real people, Ragnar however is pretty much legend.

>>65121615
>Actually finding Floki's JackSparrowism interesting or good
lol

>it's a the vikings use a basic military tactic and are hailed as geniuses episode

>>65121694
Yes that is correct. Was just pointing out that Ragnar is like combination of 5 different people or even more.

Does Katheryn Winnick ever show the goods in this show?

>>65121704
It was a lot better than "FUCKING CHRIST FAGS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY FJORD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Floki.

>>65121924
Oh definitely but I never thought he was interesting character.

His writing certainly went off the deep end with what you said.

Loved s3 Ragnar's arc.

>Its an "english actors are unable to pronounce nordic names" episode

>>65122065
Ragnar was fine but everyone else did nothing of interest besides die or pretend to die.

This season would have a lot better if it focused entirely on fighting the English armies instead of making it look like a joke. There could have been a built up of the French being an even greater threat, and it ends on the cliffhanger of Rollo getting captured by the French

That way we'd have an entire season for Ragnar and friends to fight Paris, not just half of one

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>>65122939
I agree with
>Ragnar was fine but everyone else did nothing of interest besides die or pretend to die.
I also hated how cheap it felt to have Ragnar not die at the end after such great arc for him. Cheapens it a bit.

Show's at its best when its focusing on Ragnar's never ending curiosity.

Does it bother anyone else how everyone speaks English? I know they do it for audience convenience but I wish they had made anyone that wasn't a viking speak in different languages and have it subtitled

>>65114954
Thank god it's not a black person. But you can bet it's coming.

>>65121333
Why did she always have her hair prepped for head surgery?

>shamalamalan

>>65123662
Do we even know how the old saxons and vikings spoke though?

>>65114993
Because they have found Jade Buddha statues among buried items in Viking graves.
So naturally Michael Hurst said "Oh, I'm going to bloat Ragnars harem by one more woman, because evidence."

>>65114954
Vikings

YES

>>65120659
I once watched a cheat film where there was a chink kung fu fighting alongside some Vikings against an evil god.

It was weird.

>>65126628
Sounds sincere and fun

>>65121615

I know you probably arent versed in history super well so ill explain why

As much as I agree with you about everything you said, Floki literally discovers Iceland. Like in actual our universe history.

This show is going to continue after Ragnar dies apparently and they want to set up the whole Floki finding iceland and beginning the last bastion of Odinism

This season is going to REALLY focus on the conversion of vikings to Christians, mark my words

>>65126728
>Floki discovers Iceland
Iceland was lost at some point?

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>>65123032

Is actually a true story of Bjorn!

>After Rollo sacked Paris, Bjorn becomes a great viking chief himself
>Sets out to lay waste to FUCKING ROME
>Comes upon a great city along the Tiberis river or whatever river leads to Rome
>It isnt Rome but hes never seen such a beautiful or wealthy city
>Cant break in
>Pretends to die after converting to Christianity
>Literally does the exact thing Ragnar does
>Goes back to his homeland as a fookin legend as the man who conquered Rome and dies a rich man of antiquity

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>>65126751
>>65126751

Iceland wasnt known about mate.

This show is going in all directions soon

>The Great Pagan Army which annihilated northern UK so hard that its why scottish people have red hair
>The discovery of Iceland by Floki, starting the great transatlantic explorers
>Maybe well even be lucky enough to see some new character take over and see them fight native americans in America, because all viking records of that conflict show that its brutal as fuck

Get on the goddamn hype train

>>65126949
There's no hype train because there's maybe 2 capable actors in this show and not one capable writer.

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>>65127025

>show is objectively 50 times better than Game of Plebs and with a budget 100 times smaller

>Keeps fairly decent accuracy for a history piece that stars someone that literally could just be a myth

>Sets up like 4 events that actually happened in real life and you complain

>>65116303
>>65114954
>>65114975
>>65115452

You fucking tards dont know history for your life
>She tells them all about the BLAUMEN (muslims)
>Tells them how to get to their trading routes
>This leads to an arc where Bjorn will eventually go to the Middle East/ meditarranean region WHICH ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE

>>65127178
I don't get why your baseline comparison is one of the worst television shows out there. It's not helping your argument when you say 'I have no standards'

>Happened in real life.
None of this happened in real life in the way they try to depict them happening though?

s3 when

>>65127527
s4*

>>65112805

MOre like sulk in a corner adn start rambling on THE GODS THE GODS

Vikings has the best waifus on tv

>>65127178
>fairly decent accuracy
The historical accuracy in this show is on the same level as Spartacus. I mean, the vikings don't even look like vikings, dude.

>>65121893
pls

>>65129128
Every part of her is good. You'll need to be more specific.

>>65120272
it's called the element of surprise and morale ya doofus.

>>65116615
>rounding up makes me feel superior

>>65128373
And what do you think Vikings look like? They didn't actually wear horn helmets, you autist.

>>65130027
>They didn't actually wear horn helmets, you autist.

True, the helmets weren't horned, they were.Vikings were actually a breed of demon that was wiped out by christian monks. I saw this on ancient aliens.

>>65113072
>Even more space for womyn

>implying more Lagertha is a bad thing
To the seven hells with you

>>65114760
no, he's going to die

>>65115532
well when you use that picture, no. In the show, it's pretty believable to me. The dude is a fuckin savage. Although, I didn't know his work prior to the show, so I'm a little biased I suppose.

do you guys also root for the chritian? i do.

Rollo was always terrible they need to get rid of him and I don't like that Floki is now just "Athelstan/Christfags took muh Ragnar"

>watch this on recommendation of friend
>female viking warriors

Dropped it right then and there.

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>>65130027
No, but they wore lots of chainmail and colourful tunics, you memeing fuck.

Ecbert did nothing wrong.