So, why do they let Batman hang around with them? I mean the dude got no powers and can easily be killed with a gun.
Is he like the retarded dude in school who you had to chose for your team in sports?
They let him hang around because they feel bad for him.
>training her whole life
>can't even hit the soldiers
When will this meme end? 99% women can't beat a weak-to-average-sized male, let alone trained fighters. Capeshit can only go so fucking far as to explain supernatural strength, but this is fucking insane. She is literally all bone.
Can they just fucking stop?
In world war 1, of all wars. They're so intent on making her look like a hero and yet they insert her into a war whose scale was a complete accident and with no discernable "good versus evil" narrative.
SHOO SHOO HUNGRY SKELETON
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
if they can make rdj 6'0 then they sure as fuck can make carano taller too
Why didn't they get a better fit to play Wonder Woman?
Another actress, without curves at all.
How did they fuck up so hard?
Gadot's head looks too big for her skeleton body
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I know the picture on the right was meant for a photo shoot. I mean they have film sand bags holding up those C-Stands.
But I can't help but feel that's all she lifted. Just the bar.
you idiots seriously cant detect classic /tv/ pasta?
I hope Zack intervenes on the fight scenes for this movie.
WW fighting normal humans should be more like this:
depends on Superman. if he fights like an idiot, he's going to lose.
Wasn't Wonder Woman written for female domination fetishists?
Look like a slick xena knockoff with 50 times the budget and worse fights.
The mainstream public can't take this type of body on a woman. She has to be pretty, and the modern notion of pretty is an anorexic model
>B-but Lynda was just as skinny
Gadot at best equals Lynda at worst, minus the curves. Besides, 70s Wonder Woman in the comics was skinny, and Lynda was told to watch her weight. And even then Lynda looked much more convincing when she was thicker. The "warrior" costume makes it even worse for Gadot.
I hate this decision
You know they told her not to have muscles because they want to pander to us, right? We're complaining but they're trying to make her look as harmless and beautiful to men as possible.
>You know they told her not to have muscles because they want to pander to us, right?
Guy, friend, supposition gets us nowhere. This is bad enough as it is without us making up facts.
With this and Suicide Squad looking worse and worse, I'd say DC is looking to be what starts the decline in the over-saturation of the superhero movies. Shame too, after they pretty much started the success of it with Batman and Superman (admittedly those two will probably still be going strong).
>Wonder Woman has never been muscular
>after they pretty much started the success of it with Batman and Superman
Well, sort of. They've always been around, sure, but Marvel reinvented the wheel by making them blockbusters.
That's because he didn't have enough time to prepare for the role. He was better in X2.
Should've cast Ronda Rousey.
Shame she can't act and is busy eating through a straw right now
>The great war was a tragic disaster >for mankind with millions of young >men dying on the muddy fields in >France for outdated notions of >chivalry and nationalism.
OY VEY THIS WONT DO! THE GOYIM NEED A BAD GUY! QUICK MAKE THE GERMANS EVIL SCHLOMO!
It's a power fantasy. Not just a male power fantasy, though. This is the next level. Because of a bizarre quirk of cognitive dissonance, because being physically attractive to men is seen as bad, being stick thin is both empowered and desirable. They have mastery over their bodies - i.e. they can starve and ignore hunger pangs and general health - and avoid appearing objectively attractive (since, in essence, a healthy body is an attractive one). Wrap that up by portraying such a hungry skeleton as easily able to destroy much more physically fit men because of half-baked capeshit reasons, and the neon-haired bespectacled she-devil is at liberty to go
>What now boys HMMMMMMM
>Cis male tears
and slap their flippers together as the Jews rake in their empowered shekels. That's in addition to your shekels as well, of course.
>fit women is my fetish (especially nice abs)
>barely any porn with it
>the only thing I can find is overly muscular women, which I don't like
I can only hope that it gets more mainstream
>superman and wonder woman are aliens
>Wonder Woman is an alien
She just looks like one, retard
THIS WAS BIEL'S ROLE DAMMIT!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
/tv/ janitors need to lighten the fuck up. Even /lit/ allows for some t&a. They allow shit memes to stay up for hours but delete pictures of fully clothed women in a real conversation about muscular ladies in Hollywood movies
wtf is she sliding on that kick like some kinda Johnny Cage?
>cast Ronda Rousey
>every other line is 'le stronk womyn' meme
>those that aren't are digs at Mayweather
>Director becomes so enraged that he fires her after a month of shooting
>entire project scrapped
>nothing of value lost
>I don't find this woman attractive, which means you are gay!
>everyone fucking loves the choice
>she actually gives a shit about her career so she uses the studio hired personal trainer and actually gets into wonder woman shape
>/tv/ doesn't shit on the DC movie universe for its shit casting (aside from Batfleck and the effeminate flash)
>we still get mediocre movies but get daddario beating up dudes and looking fine as fuck
>Gadot at best equals Lynda at worst, minus the curves. Besides, 70s Wonder Woman in the comics was skinny, and Lynda was told to watch her weight. And even then Lynda looked much more convincing when she was thicker. The "warrior" costume makes it even worse for Gadot.
You're not totally wrong.
In the 60's to the late 70's, women were drawn to look voluptuous.
The editors were asking for it, that's what readers wanted, just view the works of John Buscema and John Romita.
That's rule who draws comics, thing that Snyder never heard and never had a brain to understand.
Yeah, but isn't it time we have a more body-positive, anti-ageist wonder woman?
you're the one that associates muscles with men. You running from something, dude? Are you sure the reason you don't like fit women who can protect your children and home and horses while you go out and club a bear isn't because you're gay?
Especially if you live in a pussified area without guns allowed, if your girl doesn't have guns of her own what's to stop jamal from busting into your house, raping her and all your kids and stealing your xbox?
>this will never be wonder women
just kill me already
Everytime someone compares them to defend Gadot, my jimmies get rustled
Compare to this >>65113863 and this >>65112021
At least post the real footage fucking jesus christ.
>Fit women are same with overly muscled women
>Having a shitty wooden door that can be busted open
>Not having melee weapons in your home
>He lives in a place so shitty and infested with criminals that his home is defenseless while he is not around.
>Living anywhere aroud niggers
Are you sure you sure you are not trying to cover up your faggotry over your like of getting dominated like a sissy?
>disgusting fat old hag to play wonder woman
the good pics of her are from fucking 2009 and earlier
so disgusting deadpool keeps making fun of how she looks in his movie
>insulting the queen of /tv/
My parents lived in detroit as kids, liberals turned it into a democratic utopia so they left and went south.
then the liberals allowed all these brown mongrel subhumans from mexico into our country by neglecting our border and turned my nice hometown into a gang and drug infested shithole. I moved my family northeast near canada because brown people hate the cold, but liberals are bussing those motherfuckers in as fast as they can and being next to cuckdia isn't any better.
If trump doesn't win we're moving to iceland.
>letting a woman direct a capeshit action film
this is what you get
Not. It should be at least a decent actress with at least a decent and close enough looks (even if not fit).
Capeshit characters don't need great actors. But they need actors and Gadot isn't one.
even kevin smith looks like he knows this will be awful and that asshole is a prequel apologist
He said on Fatman on Batman that the action scenes were fucking great and not like anything we've ever seen
I knew he was exaggerating and it would probably be meh, but it was terrible.
I get paid very well and the only time it's miserable is when my patient is obese because they have a negative arm to crotch ratio which means the source of their rash is usually a combination of sweat and shit packed into their fat folds. In which case I don't get paid enough and is yet another reason why I'm looking to leave this country.
A woman that could genuinely kick someone's ass.
based on how she looks she's probably breaking out of auschwitz
>The guard (top center) is slid over the foreskin as close to the glans as possible to allow for maximum removal of the former without any injury to the latter. The scalpel is used to detach the foreskin, and the underlying blue bag is a sterilization pouch for the metal tools. The tube (center left) was used for metzitzah In addition to milah (the actual circumcision) and p'riah, mentioned above, the Talmud (Mishnah Shabbat 19:2) mentions a third step, metzitzah, translated as suction, as one of the steps involved in the circumcision rite. The Talmud writes that a "Mohel (Circumciser) who does not suck, creates a danger and should be dismissed from practice". Rashi on that Talmudic passage explains that this step is in order to draw some blood from deep inside the wound to prevent danger to the baby, and current medical knowledge confirms the benefits of the practice. There are other modern antiseptic and antibiotic techniques—all used as part of the brit milah today—which many say accomplish the intended purpose of metzitzah, however, since metzitzah is one of the four steps to fulfill Mitzvah, it continues to be practiced by many Orthodox and Hassidic Jews.
Yes, it was written by a crackpot psychologist who was in a three-way relationship with two women, and the early comics were all about WW tying up men and other women in sexually suggestive scenarios. The villains were all hot lesbians who would tie up WW only to have the tables turned on them and end up tied up themselves. It was basically g-rated lesbian porn with some BDSM thrown in
>modern notion of pretty is an anorexic model
fuck are you on about, we're on the age where "fat shaming" is a thing while most men jerk off to voluptious women, phat-assed milfs and average-looking teens
I would rather have someone better in literally every other way than height. And there are pictures of her standing next to Henry Cavill and the difference isnt a big deal. Iron Man is also short and they make him taller.
>hiring a woman not because of her qualification but solely due to the fact that she's a woman
There have been fights in her own run meaning if the writers wanted it to happen, it would, where she admitted she cant. But in this movie she cant even fly and is fighting soldiers so definitely not.
>Strong female role models
Fuck yeah Prometheus was the bomb in Phantoms
Even my mom who grew up with Lynda tells me Gal Gadot looks waifish and "Wonder Woman should have curves"
Only people who never saw it disagree
DC-verse failed after TDK. Even TDK has hundreds of flaws. The only good thing about DCMU is Batman Begins training scenes/batman empire building, and Heath Ledgers portrayal of the Joker.
This movie is gonna be awful,
and I'm still going to watch it
Wonder Woman has a shitty botched comicbook origin, the character is a joke. But it could potentially have been handled better. She's basically a female Conan the Barbarian. All they had to do was get someone who was going to go apeshit on screen. I have no idea why they drop the ball on hiring a choreographer and stuntmen. It's like you put a film student intern in a SWAT outfit and they just fall back when the breeze comes. Seems like they spent so much money on promotion. This movie was hyped from the jump, fix your budget and put in more legwork in the movie...
Someone did convince me that Snyder was good with action tho. I hope I'm wrong.
not a specific weakness like kryptonite or tricking her to saying her own name. Being bound by men was an old weakness that hasn't been around for a long time and it was retarded too
>DUDE HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS WONDER WOMAN REALISTIC AND DIFFER FROM TOP TIER LYNDA
>I KNOW, LETS LE NOT GIVE HER BLUE EYES
>DAMN THATS GREAT HACK
>115lb women with stick arms beating up full grown men
This shit has got to stop. Seriously. I joined Jiu Jitsu a year ago and on my 3rd class I went with this chunky/muscular chick with a blue belt 2 strips and I was going 50% and it was awkward as hell. At any moment I could have got aggressive and used my brute strength to plow through her technique but obviously I didn't and therefor our match didn't get anywhere.
Like fuck m8. Even strong guys have trouble knocking out other guys with their punches. But this twig super model can throw one punching and put a guy to sleep.
Fuck, movies love to treat the audience like they're fucking retarded.
>no human in existence looks like the left
>the human in existence on the right looks like the left
your autism is off the spectrum
Why do DC movies look so much prettier than other capeshit?
That's how Diana should look. She isn't Superman size, but she's a fucking Amazonian: She's supposed to look like she could fuck up any average man. Gasps doesn't give me that vibe at all.
There's no art, inter connecting messages, themes, complex issues, and story in Man of Steel than any other film I've seen in recent memory, and I've watched all of this years Oscar bait movies.