I used to sympathize with Amy Schumer but this shit infuriates me to no end.
The bitch's whole stand-up shtick is centered around displaying "easy" and "catty" she is and then makes a movie with the same premise.
THEN some reporter sends out a tweet playing off THE SAME "I AM A SLUT" LINE SHE BUILT HER WHOLE CAREER ON and he is demonized by the online "news" about how he is a disgusting sexist.
Fuck that bitch. What even happened to comedy? It is now all a bunch of PC bullshit.
What the fuck are you on about? Fat women are pretty much the same as normal ones in terms of how they act publicly. Just because a famous one acted like a bitch doesn't mean you can generalize the rest.
because women's whole worth in life in biology is to be pretty and attractive so she will be protected and looked after by men
fat women have failed, they can never truly be happy, no matter how many cookies they munch or bad jokes they crack
I met Amy Schumer in a bar when I was on holiday in america, she patted me on the shoulder while laughing at one of her own jokes
I asked her not to touch me because she is disgusting.
she started making oooo noises and sarcastic hand movements and walked away
Whoa-ho-ho, there. Let's slow it down a little. That unfunny obese comedian right there? Yep. That's me. Failing to pick up ANOTHER man. You don't know me but I get like this a lot, now. But it never used to be this way... So let's rewind a little.
WATCH THIS GUYS MOVIE REVIEWS, ITS A 13 YEAR OLD TRYING TO ACT LIKE LEONARD MALTIN, MASSIVE DORK, MASSIVE VIRGIN TILL 50 AT LEAST, AMY IS TRYING TO ROUGHEN HIM UP, TURN HIM INTO A REAL MAN AND HELP HIM GET LAID
>Schumer often jokes about her sex life in her stand-up set, and while it's one thing to be known for a somewhat self-deprecating shtick about bedroom antics, it's entirely different when someone else tries to make the same joke. That's called slut-shaming.
>this makes sense to some people
You're probably wondering how an unattractive comedian that doesn't know how to tell an original joke got hired to make a romantic comedy...
Let's just say... It was a pretty crazy day...
Everyone is seeing this whole thing wrong.
Her first tweet was an entirely sarcastic "in character" joke. I've heard her do this in interviews on TV and radio for years now. Her stock shtick in response to someone joking with her, is to be ironically offended for a moment, and then flip it around, so everyone knows she's just ONE OF THE GUYS XD.
Except in writing, sarcasm does not come across and now she looks like a cunt. And lots of people on twitter are telling her so. And the fucking dumb kid apologises in the most cringeworthy grovelling way, and she wasn't even upset about it.
So she has a choice. Either admit that you were only joking, and this is the crucial part, admit that you "acting offended" is just an ironic character, and that the idea of someone being offended is actually funny and not serious. Which obviously goes against her now-millions-strong SJW fanbase.
Or, she can try to play it cool, tell the kid he was cool and act like it wasn't such a big deal, use soft language to soften the blow and hope it goes away.
"that's okay honey. I remember you were sweet. it was just a bummer to read that"
WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. SHE IS AN UNSCRUPULOUS SPINELESS JEW WHORE CUNT WHO IS ONLY IN COMEDY FOR THE MONEY AND ATTENTION, WHO WOULD THROW A 17 YEAR OLD BOY UNDER THE BUS TO PROTECT HER REPUTATION. AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
not a whiteknight, but fat women are pretty much the same as the thin ones, it's just that you have much much more tolerance for thin women's bullshit.
>Adriana Lima claims that any man below 6'7" is called "friend"
>everyone claps because she's a supermodel
>A fattie claims something as ridiculous
>Let's crucify her
Same thing with women and rich, handsome men. They can do whatever the fuck they want and women will rationalize it because they tolerate more bullshit from rich chads.
>ultimately it was just stupid bro humor
>his dick wrote that joke
They seriously have no idea how gay Lights Camera Jackson is, huh? They really didn't do any research at all?
Did they even watch one of his christmas singing videos?
yfw when this is just her way to stay relevant in the new year
>the ratio of dislikes to likes
>lights camera jackson
better than NC and a lot of other youtube "movie reviewers"
>betanoids asshurt that Amy Schumaer destroyed one of their own
liberal media outlets coming to the defense of a degenerate whore because someone said mean things on twitter?
well I NEVER!
I think it's a matter of congruence. She probably wouldn't have a problem if it was Jeff Ross saying it (despite it not being a great joke), but it was coming from a supposedly nice young boy she took a photo with.
chub and tuck
I don't have a face to even describe my feelings toward that term... I mean, if you can't shame a slut what is fair to mock?!
>You can't shame your adversary , that's loser-shaming...
I used to defend her as well. Then I saw her being retarded on the Joe Rogan Podcast, and now this. It was a harmless joke that he wouldn't have said if her material wasn't based around it.
>if I am slutty, overweight, and self-aware, then no one can touch me
Hi my name is stupid ass face smelly armpits , nice to meet you folks.
>Hey look everybody is stupid ass face smelly armpits
...Oh I see just because I have a stupid ass face and smelly armpits you feel like you have the right to say it #sayhitoyourdad
It's honestly just the fact that they are women and feel untouchable. Mock them for anything and it's because you're a sexist biggot. Things like this really make me feel for short bros though.
>women goes out and fucks 20-30 dudes in a month
>YOU CAN'T CALL ME A SLUT
>guy was born under 5'10 and literally cannot change that
>HAHAHAHA WOW HALF A MAN
Yeah I get it when other men banter short guys calling the manlets and so on, it's actually quite fun , danny devito and kevin hart make thousands of dollars of it. But when a girl try to humiliate a short guy it just seems plain mean and hateful, and even then nobody gets butthurt , but let a manlet (or anybody) call one of them slut and that guy is fucked.
>But when a girl try to humiliate a short guy it just seems plain mean and hateful
Get over your veiled misogyny.
People on /tv/ attack everyone for every little thing, especially women, if you are crying you are a manlet hurt by women making fun of you, you are hypocritical and need to stop acting like a sensitive baby.
I've seen women say plenty of things like that. Not to mention there are plenty who do online dating with the specific message in their profile "Do not message me if you are shorter than ___"
The main difference is when it's playful banter, and just hateful speech meant to put someone down. Especially when women ridicule a short guy for ever thinking he had a chance with them
can you point where is the crying in my statement? nice strawman . It's a fact that men and women can't banter the same way , the main difference being women will always be so much more sensitive than men, the day manlets of the world unite to make a movement called manletism, or the day they start pointing out each time they are shamed by women you make a screen capture and I'll glady pay you for a frame so you can hang it in your mom's basement.
>richard pryor makes jokes about drug abuse and doing crazy shit while high
>fan makes joke about pryor being high
>pryor becomes upset and calls out fan for addict shaming
>liberal media sides with pryor and creates hugbox videos explaining why it was wrong for someone that's not addict to make a joke about an addict that spent a career making jokes about being an addict
sounds silly, doesn't it? now let's reverse gender and say, george clooney was schumer. if a fan said, "not the first woman to write that", after saying she spent the night with him, how would the media respond?
psst... hé, haver. just dropped by to say you're doing Árpád's work, we don't want the hands of these filthy gyaur foreigners on our """""""fat and balding""""""" women.
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW that unironically like any of douge walker's work
link to something you think is his best work.
someone post skinny schumer already ffs
>muh dik demands it
>It’s not the first time Jackson has tried his hand at unfortunately aimed celebrity comedy. According to Vulture, the critic once tweeted a picture of himself with 12 Years a Slave star Chiwetel Ejiofor with the line: “Happy birthday to my man Chiwetel Ejiofor. Don’t be a slave to your diet – have some cake!”
Is this kid the new Armond???
I'm just glad Amy found a good boyfriend, showing people that she is not superficial
>I get that . Cause I m whore? Say hi to your dad
I just don't understand this massage. Is she insulting him by saying hi to his dad?
Hi to your dad then.
LightsCameraJackson needs to dissappear from hollywood and so does amy. Unfortunately Jackson's dad is a hollywood exec
No popular comedian thinks Amy is funny, she just reinforces the notion that women can only be funny talking about sex
>I'M A WHORE! I'M A WHORE! LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A WHORE LOL! MUH VAGINA! ONE NIGHT STANDS AM I RIGHT! LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M A WHORE
>lol she's a whore
>OMG HOW DARE YOU YOU RAPE ENABLING RAPIST INBRED SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL FUCK YOU UP M8! HOPE YOU'RE MOM KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A RAPIST! THE WORLD SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHAT A RAPIST CREEP YOU ARE! SOMEONE CALL NSMBC! SIGNAL BOOST! KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!
>Literally say that rape and misogyny in the Muslim world are overblown and accuse the victims in Cologne of being racist and uppity
>Get triggered by some gay kid making the same joke Amy herself made over 9000 times and tote it as proof of rape culture
How much cognitive dissonance does it take to work there?
She posted a follow up clarifying that it wasn't a comeback. The kid is seventeen, so he literally had to be watched over by his dad when he met Schumer. She claims that she thought they were nice and was bummed that he was now 'being sexist'.
LOOK AT ALL THIS CLICKBAIT
jesus christ, i wish i could report this 3 times