Thanks to Jurassic Park I only shave with barbasol, even though its a fucking shitty cream
FUCK YOU DENNIS
>Using shaving cream filled with awful chemicals
>Not using a badger hair brush and natural shaving soap
Absolute plebeians. I know you're probably fat ugly neckbeard permavirgins but how can you give so little of a shit about your appearance and skin?
Thanks to Spectre, I only wear Omega automatics, even though they're shitty watches.
You don't know what you're missing out on. I thought it was gay as shit too then I used one with a hot lather and it made it so I didn't have to shave as much, my face felt great, I didn't have a 5 o'clock shadow until the next day, and I never got another pimple or ingrown hair. There's a reason barbers have been using them and straight razors to shave people's necks forever.
>There's a reason barbers have been using them and straight razors to shave people's necks forever.
And the reason for that is there was nothing else to shave with for a very long time.
There's also a reason why barber used to be a trade, and men used to go to a barber instead of shaving themselves. Cause it's a fucking pain in the ass to shave with a straight razor, and it takes forever.
No you can't. It's been scientifically proven that using a brush and hot lather makes the follicles come out more so they can be cut better. Stay ignorant though. It's not like anyone is looking at your face in anything other than abject terror anyway amirite?
Or, or, or, you could shave right after showering or even, ready for this, shave in the shower. Or if you're really gay, use a hot towel on your face for few before shaving. Your turning it into a Japanese marriage tea ceremony, you incredibly gimmicky faggot.
>mfw I shave my face, balls, and armpits
My gf loves it, she says she can go down on me without getting a forest of hair in her mouth. The armpits are because I play sports and my gear gets caught on my unnaturally long armpit hair if I don't shave it.
>tfw four inch long armpit hair
A hundred years ago I could have been in the circus and children would have paid haypennies to throw tomatoes at me.
>faggots itt really think shaving with a safety razor takes any more time at all
I get out of the shower run my brush under water while I dry off and then lather up. I get a better shave. Spend less money than you. And it takes me literally no more time.
This. I actually do have a brush and been working on my straight razor skills. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be doing that everyday.
It saves a lot more time just shaving every morning with my shitty bics rather than getting that stupid close shave with my brush and straight edge.
Thankfully we live in the 21st century where disposables are stupid cheap, easy to find and easy to use.
Yeah, I have no idea. I showed my doctor and he looked at me like I showed him a picture of me fucking his mother's corpse. It's only my armpit hair too.
>tfw using shitty cheap blades and get 5 o'clock shadow by noon
Just ordered some Feather blades, am I going to cut the shit out of my face?
>there are plebs here who think using a lather brush makes you "gay" and a "hipster"
These are the same twelve year olds that make capeshit threads and argue which comic book company is better I bet. I've got to stop coming to this shithole because it is completely irredeemable.
>I shave my face, balls, and armpits
This. I also shaves my legs, I love to have as soft as a little girl. Strangely I have a fetish for hairy girls, there is a girl in my university who have noticeable long haired legs and doesn't shave, I wanna fuck her so hard.
I really want to shave my pits man but I've always heard bad things about it
Tell me I'm wrong senpai
Just trim them with clippers and then run a razor over them once a week. It's simple and feels good especially during the Summer.
Don't use Nair for men. I ended up in the hospital from doing that. But that's a story for another time.
Straight razors are pretty expensive and just a novelty hipster thing desu. And they really DO take time and maintenance. I honestly recommend going with a safety razor which if you did mean to quote me is what the Merkur 34c is. Cost like $30. The cream was $10 and it's almost been a year and I haven't run out. Brush was $13. 100 count on the razor blades was another $10 and I'm not even a quarter of the way through them.
So $60 and I haven't spent money on shaving supplies in almost a year.
Actually king manlet at 5'10". Eat it, badger hair faggot.
Honestly you people must not know the curly hair struggle.
You can't use disposables or electric. Nor can you "just use water." If you have curly hair you WILL get ingrown hairs and razor burn if you don't do a proper shave.
The 34c has the classic handle which is really short can see it in pic related. It's not as natural a switch from disposables because of the shorter handle but you can get any angle with it and anywhere on your face.
Other anon who has the 34c ITT can vouch for me
Rooney badger hair shaving brush
Merkur 38c safety razor because I like the longer handle
Crabtree & Evelyn Unscented Shave Soap
Astra Platinum blades
I spent a couple hundred on all this like two years ago. I haven't needed new stuff in the two years since I got them and saved money not buying those awful million blade pieces of shit disposable razors.
ok that's what i was worried about seems like this is a good deal. i barely have to shave anyway but for the most part disposable razors are retarded might as well use something that works better.
Yeah it's a larger up front investment than you normally spend on disposables but in the long run it saves you a fortune because the razor and brush can last you forever and the blades are so cheap you can spend $10 and be set for 2+ years. And the soap maybe six months to a year or more for another $10. Frankly anyone arguing for disposable over safety is just a dumbass at this point. You get a better shave for cheaper? Literally no downside.
Good luck anon. Your face will thank you.
Okay, so when I first moved in with my gf she went totally hairless except for her head and dressed up in a bunch of kinky outfits for me. I decided that in return one day when she was at work I would get some mens Nair and hairless like those male models do in all those queer magazines she's always reading. I get the Nair, I put it on my pits, I put it on my balls, I even do my entire ass and chest and everything. So I didn't read the directions, thinking this is simple, you roll it on your hairy parts and then the hair falls out. What I neglected to read was the warning on the bottle that said keep away from certain areas, keep the areas open in the air, and that instead of just making your hair fall out it is literally like a fucking acid that melts your hair and turns it into hair sludge. So I'm all Nair'd up chillin laying in bed, and suddenly I smell this awful smell, then I feel this awful pain on my crotch, my asshole, and my armpits. I realize the smell is my hair melting and then also realize the pain is the Nair inside my pores and on my lymph nodes MELTING MY FUCKING FLESH. So I jump in the shower and wash it off but I still feel on fire. In the meantime I accidentally touch my face and one of my eyebrows is now melting off. My gf comes home and my entire body is covered in open sores from this radioactive shit. She forces me to go to the hospital and they dress my wounds and I end up walking bowlegged and with my arms up in the air for the next two weeks covered in this yellow antibacterial gauze from my dick to my neck until the sores heal. Fuck Nair.
That probably largely depends on how sensitive your face is and the texture of your hair. I have really curly hair that's a bitch to shave so I need a good lather. But even then a decent brush can be had from anywhere between $10 and $20. You don't need to be buying the finest $100+ badger brushes.
My hair is super thick and straight so I went with a pretty expensive high density badger hair brush. It helps to get the hair standing up so I can shave it down as far as possible and not get ingrowns.
>tfw I will never be able to have a beautiful luscious beard
I have a scar or something right below the right side of my lip and no hair will grow there whatsoever. Just a bald line through my beard.
It's not fair I look like a toddler with a clean shave.
We put nair on half of this kid's head that fell asleep at one of my house parties a few years back. Can confirm it turns the hair into goop and will burn you. Holy shit that nigga was mad as fuck when he woke up.
>tfw counted twelve gray hairs on my head and can't even count the amount of grays in my facial hair
>tfw not even 30
What the shit man?
I watch TV and movies while I shave because I have a TV built into my bathroom mirror.
Who else /pinaud/ here?
Fucking love this shit. Smells just like a barbershop.
desu I wish I was greying. I ain't gay but a touch of grey is handsome as fuck. Just look at Clooney.
>Real men justshave it off with some cheap cream!
>Real men only have two pairs of shoes!
>Real men don't go to the gym!
>Real men have hair everywhere!
>Real men drink beer and beat their wives!
>shaving balls, taint and ass
I can barely even trim that shit, especially not my asscrack
>shaven I look like a baby
>cant grow a beard
>implants cost thousands of dollars
>tfw beard is just over an inch long now
>tfw still itches and I fucking hate it but if I shave it off I'll lose a bet and have to buy a bunch of my bros handegg tickets
Stupid fucking drunken bet. Cherish your friendless lives abnormies.
Why don't you read the thread and see how destroyed that stupid "You're a hipster if you use a (cheaper and gives you a better shave) badger hair brush and safety razor!" bullshit you just posted has already gotten then come back and post an apology for being such a retarded twat you cunt.
Like I said I thought it was just some shit that made the hair follicles die and the hair fell out, you know, like it says it does on the commercials. I didn't realize I was putting toxic death acid all over my body that was going to melt my hair and my flesh.
It's literally impossible to do what you're saying if you have thick hair, so I'm guessing you're a balding thin haired beta male or eight years old. You aren't a man and you have no idea what it's like to be one.
>not using it since this commercial
Just get a butterfly razor and a box of 100 blades for $15 on eBay. You MIGHT get to that hundredth blade before you die. But only if you're a faggot who needs your face to feel like a baby ass every day.
The fuck? I was taught to shave with a straight razor and a bar of fucking soap. I've never had to go out and buy a special African Flying Squirrel brush and a bowl made from a fucking mammoths tusk to shave my face.
Shit man, I have a job. I'm not going to wake up in the morning and light some candles while doing yoga in a sauna so my hair follicles will he easier to cut. Nut up you sissy.
you're talking to the modern day Patrick Bateman's, if he was a beta loser. Except they've replaced more traditional expensive products with the hipster shit you described. The nu-male as it were
>HEY DUDE FUCK GETTING A BETTER SHAVE I'LL STICK TO DOING IT WRONG BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I WAS TAUGHT TO DO IT AND FUCK TRYING TO IMPROVE MY LIFE DUDE BRO BECAUSE I'M LIKE A TOUGH MAN HAVE I MENTIONED HOW TOUGH I AM AND TOTALLY NOT GAY I AM I AM TOTALLY NOT GAY AND AM TOTALLY A MANLY TOUGH GUY DUDEBRO!
If you were any further in the closet you'd be in fucking Narnia.
Again, badger hair brushes and safety razors have been used sine the 18th century. This "hipster shit" you keep crying about is actually your disposable razors with the pussy strip on them that leaves your gross pockmarked face covered in a slimy residue that I'm guessing you enjoy because it reminds you of all the times you have paid a black man to cum on your face. Stay cuck'd, faggot.
>caring for beards
>not shaving properly like a man
I bet you put pomade in your beard you lil' faggot
I wouldn't know what hipsters like because I'm not one, unlike you. Also the badger hair brush and safety razor system has been used by men since the 18th century, not just in the 18th century you illiterate mongoloid. Enjoy being cuck'd by the disposable Jew.
Shaving your armpits isn't so bad. After a few weeks your skin adjusts to it and it feels really fucking good to be smooth once it does.
>hair on my arms is longer than in my pits
It's just weird to look at, but shaving everything is too much of a chore.
Confirmed fag. I bet you shave your legs and balls as well. Feel free to ask you uncle's or aunts for advice, clearly the man who raised you gave up long ago.