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This Lightsaber is cursed

>Anakin was burned alive from using
>It was the reason Vader killed Obi-Wan
>Imperials tracked and won the battle of Hoth while it was in Luke's immediate possession
>Luke got his hand cut off dueling Vader with it
>Finn got his shit handed to each time using it

c u r s e d
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>>65099500
keeping with the KOTOR philosophy of the force you might be onto something.

I swear ive touched a boob before
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>>65099500
P L A U S I B L E
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>>65099500

>Rey is using the very lightsaber used to slaughter dozens of younglings

Thats pretty eerie when you think about it
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>>65099500
It purged two Jedi orders both filled with kids. It has to be full of dark energy at this point. We know that kind of shit exists because Yoda talks about it.
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>>65099500
The blood of children would probably curse any sword.

Also you forgot all the horrible trippy visions it gave Rey.

>>65099533
Me too, it's surprising really.
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>>65099500
>Tfw it turns out that saber is the greatest Sith relic there is
>We never saw Anakin construct it, in any medium, not even in the far EU novel shit
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>>65099622

What was the second? It wasn't used in Lukes academy
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>>65099622
Wait, no. Just one order. My bad.
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>>65099500
>>Anakin was burned alive from using

wtf does this even mean?

/tv/ lowest iq board
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>>65099645
Yeah, I fucked up. The forceback originally led me to believe it was present during the second one. I kinda thought the vision was from the perspective of the saber but that doesn't really make sense.
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>>65099686

bored*

fucking idiot
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>>65099500
>>It was the reason Vader killed Obi-Wan
huh?
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>>65099500
>>65099533
>>65099622
>>65099644
>>65099595
>>65099696
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This actually sounds like a neat idea, but it won't happen because this series is creatively bankrupt.
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>>65099644

This reminds me of this
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>>65099644
Yeah where did Annie get it? Did Jar Jar so happen to find it one day while walking through the farm fields of Naboo?
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>>65099644

Yeah, thats pretty surprising actually considering how important it was in ANH. It was very iconic to the whole franchise, and they just kind of toss it away in Empire. The next time we see it, Anakin just sort of has it
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>>65099909
Wookipedia says Anakin constructed it.
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>>65099909
After Anakin got his first saber cut in half in Attack of the Clones, it's presumed he just built another one.

Which reminds me, are Jedi just allowed to make lightsabers willy-nilly? Like in both EU and Disney canon Jedi go into a cave and find a Kyber crystal that they feel a strong Force connection to. So then what about Jedi with multiple sabers? Did they find two crystals when they went into that cave, or were they just allowed to make another saber just because?
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>>65099981

I think it says that because we can only assume he did. I mean realistically where else would he have gotten it from, but since we never read about it or see it, they could easily change this in future movies to say he acquired it or something
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>>65100095
I imagine you can at least construct 2. Some people duel wield. It seems un-Jedi to construct dozens though. Jedi are supposed to have the whole impoverished monk thing going on.
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>>65100095
I don't remember what happened to his saber in that movie but the one that was cut by dooku was a throwaway lightsaber given to him by a random Jedi, not his.
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>>65100111
All Jedi make their first lightsabers before they become padawans.
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>>65100155
Didn't he drop his first one? I remember in the beginning he dropped it in the chase scene and Obi-Wan caught it. Obi-Wan say the whole this weapon is your life bullshit. Later he drops it again and says not again.
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>>65100155

His actual one got cut in half too on that assembly line. His arm was trapped in some kind of metal casing, and he activates the lightsaber and suddenly its in pieces. Not really sure how, its kind of a confusing shot
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>>65100190
It was cut in half by a mechanical arm.
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>>65100203
I think it cuts the hilt a bit.
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>>65100111
I read the book where he constructed it when I was younger, I don't remember what it was called but it was told from Anakin's point of view, with Obi-Wan as his master.
He builds it in a cave on Ilum in a trance, and doesn't remember building it at all. He just starts and then has a vision and then looks down and it's done.
It wouldn't be canon anymore, obviously.
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>>65100182

Well yeah his first lightsaber, but we never see or read about how he got his second. I mean its obvious he just built it, and a scene showing that isnt really necessary, but since we never actually saw that happening, Disney could do a flashback showing him get it in a Sith Temple or something.

I mean I really doubt they'll do that, but no existing material says they cant
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>>65099500
>This Lightsaber is cursed

Time to an hero myself.
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>>65100257
Found it. It's called Jedi Quest: Path to Truth. I read it when I was 9.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jedi_Quest:_Path_to_Truth
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>>65100290
>>65100257

Thats his first lightsaber. He loses that one in Attack of the Clones. In Revenge, he suddenly has a new one, and its never explained how or when he got it. Its just assumed that he built it
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>>65100259
>Implying it wasn't a gift from Sheev
>Shows Anakin all his "Jedi" relics, then presents him with that saber
>Plagueis did learn how to become immortal, but it meant needing an object to anchor yourself to
>What better object than the weapon carried by the most powerful Jedi

Sheev confirmed for Snoke.
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>>65100259
Arent sith like told to make their Lightsabers out of synthetic crystals, making the beam red?

But I guess we are arguing canon here so disney can do whatever they want.
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>>65100306
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, in AotC he also says "not again" so I think it's fairly well implied that he goes through them much more than the average Jedi.
I'm sure he builds them all, dragging Obi-Wan to Ilum each time.
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>>65100313

>gift from Sheev

I could absolutely see this happening.
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>>65100318
I don't remember how it used to be when it came to red crystals, but Disney just changed the canon to make it so the color of the blade is determined by the creators connection to the force during construction, not different colored crystals.
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>>65100215
That's right.
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>>65100386

Wait, where does it say that? Thats fucking stupid
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>>65100357
could you really? because this would require some pretty serious scrutiny of the PT which Disney obviously wants to sweep under the rug
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>>65100404
In that image where Kylo Ren is pointing his accusing finger of authority I think
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>>65100386
source
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>>65100182
>I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your training is now complete.
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>>65100417

Thats pretty stupid. So I guess Mace is a special snowflake or something
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Its a cursed object, call the Winchesters
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>>65100386
this has better be a joke
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>>65100447
George fucked up the OT when he made the prequels. The prequels are garbage for many reasons but mostly this.
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>>65099500
>It was the reason Vader killed Obi-Wan
No idea what your reasoning could possibly be behind this statement.

Possibly you're just under the impression that every blue lightsaber is the same lightsaber, so while Obi Wan was wielding a totally different lightsaber and decided to give him up and allow Vader to kill his mortal body, the responsibility for Obi Wan's tactical forfeit is somehow transferred through space onto a third lightsaber that wasn't even in that battle.

That'd be a pretty strange thing to think...
I assume you just thought Obi Wan was wielding this lightsaber, but even under that false assumption, how you get to the lightsaber being responsible for his death is beyond me.
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>>65100470
>>65100490
I was wrong in that in it was in the Kylo image, I just looked that up, but Wookiepedia says crystals are colorless until chosen by a force sensitive user, and I do remember reading Disney changed the canon as to the color of the crystals.

The problem is I don't know if they got rid of "jedi determine crystal color" or if they added that.
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>>65100602
Source
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>>65099500
The Lightsaber is Darth Plagueis
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>>65100470
He is. The purple comes from Red + Blue because he's got both a strong light side and dark side.
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>>65100637
That's fucking retarded. I choose to ignore it.
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>>65099500
The lightsaber is a total creeper, just like its original wielder in episode 1, notice how Rey closes her eyes? She could see the lightsaber checking her out, when it knew it was in the possession of a chick the curse went away.
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>>65100501
Vaders Fist for truth.

It's like another director took over who never saw the originals.
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>>65100637
If the Force is communicated through microscopic bacteria, how are non biological objects like crystals attuned to the force?
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>>65100637
>darksaber

it never stops being dumb
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Sooo what you're saying is; only a Mary Sue has the power to wield it without falling to its curse. I like it. I like this a lot.
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>>65100637

Explain General Grievous
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>>65100313
>a gift from Sheev

Shit, I like this.

I actually was thinking Anakin constructed it during a hard point in his life, after seeing his mom die, and visions of the future. But this seems likely
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>>65100780
There's the living force and the cosmic force. The living force is all the living creatures. When they die they return to the cosmic force. Kyber crystals are in tune with the cosmic force.

I just showed my power level bad.
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>>65100780
The real answer is because midichlorians are retarded and have been swept under the rug ever since their introduction.

The autistic lore answer probably has a long-ass thesis written on Wookiepedia.
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>>65100821
all his lightsabers were trophies. he never made one himself.
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Nobody fucking cares

This movie is bad

NOBODY LIKES THE FORCE AWAKENS

NOBODY

N O B O D Y
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FUCK OFF JAR JAR ABRAHMS
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>>65100821
?

Grevious never made one, all his lightsabers were stolen from dead jedi
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>>65100932
bump
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>>65100809
The Darksaber is cool as fuck looking.
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>>65100871
>All energy from the Living Force, from all things that have ever lived, feeds into the cosmic Force, binding everything and communicating to us through the midi-chlorians. Because of this, I can speak to you now.
-The spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, communing with Yoda

Midiclorians really did ruin everything
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Where were you when Star Wars fucking died?

>Bad nigger character
>Useless Mexican pilot
>Mary sue feminazi
>Ripoff of the original trilogy
>No originality
>Shit acting
>Boring as fuck
Debate me faggots
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>>65100961
It would look fine without the bottom 1/4 of it being metal. It looks like it doesn't line up. Should also be longer
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>>65100992
That whole arc explained way too much about the force and at the same time made it more confusing. I didn't need to know why Yoda, Obi-Wan and Anakin could become force ghosts.
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>>65101053
They kind of had to do it because of the reveal of midi-chlorians. Never has something dropped a nuke on lore as hard.

The problem was we never should have learned ANYTHING about the force.
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>>65101101
I agree. George lost his mind. One of the craziest things is he came up with midi-chlorians in the 70's and Fox told him it was dumb. He had to wait until the prequels to put it in. He's so stubborn.
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>>65101048
what's it like having no friends anon?
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>>65101048
Nobody cares enough about your bad opinions to debate you
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>>65101361
keep going
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>>65101404
>STREEETCH
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>>65101048
>Useless Mexican pilot
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>>65101484
He did literally nothing the entire movie
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>>65101048
>Bad nigger character
Disgraced stormtrooper, I think he's interesting
>Useless Mexican pilot
He literally blows up the base, and is called the best pilot in the movie
>Mary sue feminazi
Literally /pol/ opinions
>Ripoff of the original trilogy
lmao okay bro. the entire trilogy
>No originality
The characters are new tho
>Shit acting
>Boring as fuck
literally your shitty opinion.

NOW I'M GONNA POST MY SHIT POOP COMIC
POOP LMAOOOOOOO

simply epic bro.
epic for the win.
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>>65101590
>I think he's interesting
I think he had no character development at all. He's a wasteless character
>He's called the best pilot in the galaxy
Well that doesn't stop him from being absent for 3/4ths of the movie and only blowing up the base in a fluke
>Literally /pol/ opionions
Better at Han Solo at flying his own ship, beats up hired thugs, instantly can use the force, strong empowered womyn
>LMAO OKAY BRO
lmao are you retarded
>The characters are new
Nigger Han, Feminist Luke, and Gay Leia. They're all rehashes
>Literally your shitty opionion
Kylo Ren acts like he's 15 despite being 30, nigger somehow is able to break free of his mental conditioning, makes a bunch of AY HOL Up jokes

Fuck off and die bro lmao
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>>65099500
Only what you take with you.
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I've never seen somebody so flustered at a childrens flick. Oh, wait I see people defend anime all the time.
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>>65101537
Oh god he's turning into Borderlands Cruiserbonk
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>>65101684

omg you're so fucking hilarious bro

like you're such epic win.

i literally am laughing my fucking ass off. nigger han ahahahahahahahhaha
i can't believe how edgy you are

ahahahahahahahahah

post poop i like poop too :^)
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When you consider everything it was used for it really wouldnt surprise me if it were.

Anakin was using that thing to murder women/children before the temple scene. He butchered people with it ever since he picked the thing up.
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>>65101782

your points are so right dude!

nigger han (oo i feel edgy saying that!), it's so true! my favorite part of the movie, were nigger han pulls his blaster, smuggles everyone, and at the edge uses his own ship to take out vader.

i can't even debate bro, he's nigger han. thanks for helping me see the truth XD XD XD
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>>65101782
I love how youre so mad about a thread that will 404 in a half an hour that you've resorted to /b/tarding out.
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>>65099500
Powerful Sith artifact yo.
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>>65101915

you win bro XD hahahah nigger han, gay leia. holy fuck XD
i can't defend that ahaha

epic posts man, is it alright if i save that onto my computer also?
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>>65102046
theres no arguing with the guy that has a horsecock folder saved up for "owning" people by derailing threads he doesnt like.

You just cant compete with that kind of dedication, and I'm in awe of how much effort he puts into being the most edgy guy in the room.

Shine on you crazy diamond!
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>>65102351
I have no desire to debate someone so fucking new that they think your images are shocking, or are too stupid to realize this thread was pretty much wrapping up before you even got here.

I'm only here to make fun of you while you weild your horse cock shops like some kind of ace in the hole.

You should really order a helium tank bro. Once you fail at shitposting on 4chan all hope is lost. Big Guy.
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>>65101503
>plans and instructing bb8
>rekking first order scum in the end
>nothing
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>>65102567
>Once you fail at shitposting on 4chan
To be honest, it's an insult. I expected autists having nerd war shit over the lightsaber and laugh, not this tryhard shitposting.
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>>65102351
finish it faggot

this is my fetish
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>>65100932
lmao i like it
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