>tfw fell for the /pol/meme and hated boyega
>watched the movie
>solid performance, total beta cuck just like us
who /boyega/ here ?
the person making daily threads about hating boyega was YOU, the disney marketer
do you really think you're fooling anyone, trash? even the stupidest people here don't take any of these things seriously
Boyega was pretty good actually, one of the few human characters in TFA.
Christensen is the dead weight desu.
Made this like a year ago lmao. Still relevent.
Rey's hair is so shit which is a shame because she's pretty cute. I remember reading something about how Leia's bun hair is so iconic that it was difficult to make the next iconic style but from the front she just looks like an a random girl with a messy bun and from the back it just looks retarded.
Should be Rey up there with Luke and Annie. Finn is probably the Han/Obi-Wan of the duo which is funny because the co-star is always the best character in any Star Wars trilogy.
Han > Luke
Obi-Wan > Anakin
Finn > Rey
>they changed Luke to being Leia's brother because Carrie Fisher was disgusted by Mark Hamill's disfigured face
>Han > Luke
>yfw your favorite character becomes nothing but useless comic relief while Luke becomes more based
>Leia hooks up with Han
>produces the pig disgusting mess that is Kylo Ren with him
She should've gone with her bro.
I'd like to correct myself. I just recently watched the prequels for the first time and I was VERY disappointed. I didnt really like anything except for the special effects which are actually shit now
I MADE A NEW ONE PLEASE LISTEN GUYS
Since this is now a Hammilust thread, reminder that he favorited a tweet considering if Luke was trans and responds with 'he's whatever you want him to be it was never addressed in the movies' when people ask him about LGBT+ stuff
1976 Luke Skywalker has a literal boy pussy eager for your cock anon
George gave us the original trio and for that I am grateful.
>1976 Luke Skywalker has a literal boy pussy eager for your cock anon
Who cares, point is Luke can take dick if you want him to and Mark is a nice man.
Nothing gay about appreciating Mark Hamill etc etc
>tfw I ended up liking Boyega a lot because that kike bitch was so terrible of an actor and a character
Probably because Finn has more personality than her.
Yeah but Luke in ROTJ though. It's not a fair trade off at all.
>Vader went from being some thug to the Jesus figure of Star Wars
>wound up being a completely unlikable character
Lucas is a hack.
No gays around here buddy. It's all strictly heterosexual admiration.
This is historically inaccurate, his pants should be way tighter
There is nothing gay in wanting to love prime Hamill tenderly.
Base, this is operator requesting doubles, over.
You're in the wrong thread son but have a Ford anyway
- Smart phones in the 00's letting normies spend all day whining about shit on the internet in an effort to feel like they're accomplishing something with their meaningless lives
- Pandering to political positions at the expense of story and character sense
- The heroine is a mary sue
-John Boyega is black (Although I admit I liked his character)
- JJ Abrams driving a political agenda into an established franchise because it would be an enormous economic success regardless of what he did
- Despite this playing it safe anyway and basically just doing a remake that offended internet whiners less
WE NEED DUBS ASAP REDDITORS INCOMING
>Jew nosed beady eyed neanderthal that created Kylo
Literally the most pleb opinion.
Don't get me started, i'm on a Jeff kick too.
There's nothing wrong with a black protagonist. You white boys are just jealous
To be fair, the thread itself is all about negativity.
now is the time for love.
That's why we gotta save this shit show
You make a convincing argument.
>animated shota luke
Japan doing what it does best
>What the fuck is the context of this
Sometime after Han thoroughly deflowered Luke.
Too many fags in this thread, Imma need to call in for some dubs to nuke these cunts.
Stop, it's never gonna happen.
You got your dubs now get out of here or you'll start having uncontrollable lewd thoughts about Mark Hamill
Hope all that time spent was worth it.
Mark > dubs seeking anon
Why haven't you watched this yet, 4chan?
(mujer de magia negra)
Imma need quads to eliminate all the fags in this thread
>not being comfortable with your sexuality
I fucking love Jeffrey Donovan so I can't be mad at you
the greatest thing is I'm not even gay but the positivity is off the charts in these threads. I lurk since Luke was only good looking in Star Wars and I like to talk about star wars
Bullshit, she still kisses him now that he's old plus Mark still a cutey after the accident.
They made Leia his sister because they were going to make a new character as Luke's sister and have Leia end with Luke but they found out fans wanted Han/Leia and introducing a new character no one cared for in the last movie would be dumb, so they just made Luke and Leia siblings.
Also Harrison Ford wanted Han to die in ESB
>Luke has to go back in time to save himself from time traveling first order stormtroopers
>Luke barely gets there in time, kills all of the stormies right before they execute a prostrate, teenage Luke
>young Luke, still unsure of many things, looks up at his savior and gently bite his lip
>old Luke picks up young Luke and carry him back to his secret time travel hut
>old Luke gently sticks his thumb in young Luke's mouth and slowly guide it open
>young Luke starts opening wider as old Luke guides his cock towards his face
>young Luke looks up into his older self's eyes as he sucks every drop of jizz out of his dick like the good little fuccboi he is
>old Luke flips young Luke over and begins fucking him doggy style
>young Luke's eyes roll back into his head in pleasure
>old Luke grabs young Luke's arms and pulls them back, tugging Luke into his giant cock fringed by his grizzled bush
>a dribble of semen escapes young Luke's boyish, feminine penis
>old Luke lets loose a hot gout of his own deep into young Luke's boipucci
>they lay next to one another, spooning, young Luke lost in the afterglow
>old Luke speaks up
>"Did I ever tell you about Ben Kenobi, that weird guy who lives in the desert? You should visit him some time. He was a good friend."
>starting a thread with the same stale image and lines used a dozen times to start threads on the same fucking question
>oh no you Hamillusted my thread into shit, woe is me, shame on you!