What went wrong?

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>>65090392

>>65090392

iFags regurgitating stale outdated maymays they stole from reddit.

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>>65090392
Mark Hamill isn't an immortal God

>>65090392
Casting was notoriously bad in the 2000's

You should've put Rey there you retarded faggot

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>>65090392
>tfw fell for the /pol/meme and hated boyega
>watched the movie
>solid performance, total beta cuck just like us
who /boyega/ here ?

>>65090567
This tbqph senpai

its 2016 I MEAN COME ON!!! :)

>>65090567
nah

the person making daily threads about hating boyega was YOU, the disney marketer

do you really think you're fooling anyone, trash? even the stupidest people here don't take any of these things seriously

Holy shit.
Has anyone in /tv/ ever seen the movie? This is getting out of hand guys

>>65090456
inb4 cute mark spam

Anakin was a shit cast job and they should have picked up someone with the skill to act in front of a green screen.

>>65090645
Markposting should only happen in positive threads, not a /pol/ thread.

Time wasn't frozen in 1976 to preserve best boy forever

>>65090392
Finn isn't the main character though

Poe is the fuccboi of the new trilogy obviously

>>65090836
I'd argue Obi-Wan is the main character of the prequels.

>>65090392
Finn isn't the main character though. Did you even watch the movie?

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>>65090786
Suffering.

>finn instead of rey

Did you even watch the movie you goddamn idiot?

>>65090567
>/pol/ meme
leave redditor cuck

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>>65090645

>>65090392
Say what you want, but hayden christensen being cast as mark hamills father was perfect.

>>65091440
Hello reddit!

>>65090392
Disney (Jews) happened.

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>>65090645

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>>65091692
They have really similar smiles

>>65090392
Boyega's the best actor out of the three.

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>>65090456
This is now a Hamillust thread.

>top 2
>10/10 hearthrob cutie anglo boys
uguuu!~~
>bottom
>AWW SHEEEIT WE LIGHTSABER NOW
>AH FUCK NIGGA AH SHEEEIT

Boyega is the best of the 3 though. Hamil is average unfortunately, and Christiansen is just LOL

>>65091915
>OOGA BOOGA WE JEDI NOW
>sweats profusely
That's about the extent of his acting.

>>65091440
Howdy reddit pal

>>65092042
>literally uses memes as reasoning

>anh luke
>not rotj or even tesb

ANH Luke was a whiny mess.

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>>65090392
Boyega was pretty good actually, one of the few human characters in TFA.

Christensen is the dead weight desu.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wf66Aw3cfD
Made this like a year ago lmao. Still relevent.

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>>65092100
But he was a cute whiny mess.

>>65092106
Rey's hair is so shit which is a shame because she's pretty cute. I remember reading something about how Leia's bun hair is so iconic that it was difficult to make the next iconic style but from the front she just looks like an a random girl with a messy bun and from the back it just looks retarded.

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>>65091692
Poetry

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>>65090392
Should be Rey up there with Luke and Annie. Finn is probably the Han/Obi-Wan of the duo which is funny because the co-star is always the best character in any Star Wars trilogy.

Han > Luke
Obi-Wan > Anakin
Finn > Rey

>>65092345
>Han
>better than Luke

Han stopped being good or relevant after ANH.

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>>65092142
>they changed Luke to being Leia's brother because Carrie Fisher was disgusted by Mark Hamill's disfigured face

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>>65092345
>Han > Luke
>yfw your favorite character becomes nothing but useless comic relief while Luke becomes more based

>>65092389
But almost all behind the scenes pictures of them together is post-crash Mark

>>65090392
What about Lando and Mace Dindu?

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>>65092389
>imploring

>>65092461
Stop ignoring my strawman!

>>65092461
Neither of them are the main protagonist.

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>>65092389
>Leia hooks up with Han
>produces the pig disgusting mess that is Kylo Ren with him

She should've gone with her bro.

Nothing went wrong OP. The new series is great. Stop being a fucking child.

>>65092575
Neither is Finn, ayy

>>65092021

Mark is below average. Slightly above Hayden. John is easily the best by far.

>>65090951
But he's not a blond hair blue eyed Aryan cutie pie

>>65090567
Boyega was good, Ridley was simply mediocre though.

>>65092630
I'd like to correct myself. I just recently watched the prequels for the first time and I was VERY disappointed. I didnt really like anything except for the special effects which are actually shit now

>>65092704
Shit damn, Luke was cute.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18UO21AWXhV

I MADE A NEW ONE PLEASE LISTEN GUYS

>>65093194
>that sweater
>that cat
>that gentle petting

I want to go back in time and marry Hamill!

>>65092021
>Boyega
>literally looks like an ape
wut

>>65093304
I think he meant in terms of acting.

The protagonist is actually Rey

>>65092106
Damn, her grandfather and father are both cuter than her.

>>65092056
>>65091712
Welcome /v/eddit tourists

>>65090392
>what went wrong

Evolution.

>>65094672
More

>>65090392
George's inability to cast good actors?

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>>65094811
Alrighty

Since this is now a Hammilust thread, reminder that he favorited a tweet considering if Luke was trans and responds with 'he's whatever you want him to be it was never addressed in the movies' when people ask him about LGBT+ stuff

1976 Luke Skywalker has a literal boy pussy eager for your cock anon

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>>65094848
George gave us the original trio and for that I am grateful.

>>65094875
Mark saying it's okay to have your own opinions doesn't fluster me at all.

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>>65094875
>1976 Luke Skywalker has a literal boy pussy eager for your cock anon

A-anon pls

>>65094875
That's actually just a safe response to not offend anyone today.

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>/tv/ is this full of closeted homos

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>>65095021
Who cares, point is Luke can take dick if you want him to and Mark is a nice man.

>>65090392
Political correctness.
Sadly.

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>>65095069
Nothing gay about appreciating Mark Hamill etc etc

>>65095069
>closeted

>>65090456
Wll he is better than some sweaty ape man.

>>65095076
The black guy was the best thing about this movie

>>65095071
Alright, not gonna take Luke away from you, anon. Just pointing it out.

>>65095069
Luke is fucking cute and has a more feminine face than Rey Manjaw

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>>65090567
>tfw I ended up liking Boyega a lot because that kike bitch was so terrible of an actor and a character

>>65092590

Imagine having TWO force sensitive parents. He would be OP as fuck probably.

>>65093128

I totally forgot about Leia's butterface. Glad ROTJ happened.

>>65090392
Shitposters like Op figured out how to evade bans.

>>65090979
Don't tell George Lucas.

>>65090392
I like how everyone posts Finn whose nothing more than a side character that gets his ass kicked but they never post Rey whose the lead of the story and the next Luke.

>>65094875
>you will never lick his butt
;_:

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>>65090392
I'd say it got awfully dark.

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>>65095255
Probably because Finn has more personality than her.

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>>65095242
Yeah but Luke in ROTJ though. It's not a fair trade off at all.

>>65090392
nobody can cast anymore

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>>65095230
>those dark tired eyes

The best

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>>65095248
>Vader went from being some thug to the Jesus figure of Star Wars
>wound up being a completely unlikable character

Lucas is a hack.

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>open trash can
>find luke

What do?

>>65092745

You just aren't patrician enough.

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>>65095371

>>65095415
>trying to dispose of Hamill

But why? ;_;

>>65095115
Now I'm not sure I wanna watch it, honestly.

>>65095496
one man's trash is another man's treasure

>>65095371
Those are some kissable nipples

>>65095504
OH, the uniform!
Best line tbqh

>>65095504
>Luke looks at hot chick like an innocent puppy

PURE
U
R
E

You all have way too much time and nitpick far too much.

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>shota Luke

>>65095504
I really like this scene

>>65095617
o_o

>>65094143
found the gay

>>65095583
I wonder how he all processed the whole "I was attracted to her but turns out she's my sister??" thing

I can't believe they pulled something like that.

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>>65095617
Full shota Luke

>>65095663
HELLO REDDIT

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>>65095663
No gays around here buddy. It's all strictly heterosexual admiration.

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>>65095698
That is a cute Mark Hamill

>>65095663
>Anakin has a perfect face
>Luke is slender and andro as fuck
>Rey has giant man jaw, beady eyes, no tits, no hips, and no ass

Reyfags are true homos.

>>65095733
PETITE
E
T
I
T
E

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>>65095733
This is historically inaccurate, his pants should be way tighter

>>65090392
>Jew in charge
>immediately casts female, black and hispanic leads
>Jewish actor gets payed more than everyone
Come on, this is too blatant.

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>>65095766
This is probably the cutest Luke.

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>>65095806
like this?

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>>65095663
There is nothing gay in wanting to love prime Hamill tenderly.

>>65095733
When will they learn?

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>>65095914
about the high ground?

>>65095921
Ford was hotter than Mark

>>65095914
>being this new

It's been long established that Mark's manlet status only adds to his cuteness

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>>65095862
Certainly on the right track

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>>65095949
sure

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>>65095949
Mark was prettier.

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Base, this is operator requesting doubles, over.

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>>65095949

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>>65095949
You're in the wrong thread son but have a Ford anyway

>>65090392
- Smart phones in the 00's letting normies spend all day whining about shit on the internet in an effort to feel like they're accomplishing something with their meaningless lives

- Pandering to political positions at the expense of story and character sense

- The heroine is a mary sue

-John Boyega is black (Although I admit I liked his character)

- JJ Abrams driving a political agenda into an established franchise because it would be an enormous economic success regardless of what he did

- Despite this playing it safe anyway and basically just doing a remake that offended internet whiners less

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>>65095987
hot damn he was tight in rotj

>>65090392
You're all as queer as a three dollar bill.

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>>65096016


WE NEED DUBS ASAP REDDITORS INCOMING

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>>65095949
>Jew nosed beady eyed neanderthal that created Kylo
>hotter

Literally the most pleb opinion.

>>65096024
Carrie and Mark are cute as hell in this picture and I'm always gonna be mad that they're out of focus

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>>65096016
Don't get me started, i'm on a Jeff kick too.

>>65096024
Goddamn, Hamill was a pretty boy.

>>65090392
>cute boy
>cute boy
>cute girl + nigger
Truly a disgusting time for SW.

>>65096016
>>65096084
>>65096120
Fuck off.

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>>65096173
No negativity in a Luke thread.

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REDDITORS INBOUND WE NEED THOSE DUBS!!!!

>>65096211
>shirt not riding up to reveal delicious Luke tummy and nips

Fuck you, Lucas

>>65096196
Hamill seems like a nice guy.

If the OT happened today, how fucking crazy would /tv/ be?

>shota Luke posting
>Leia posting
>incest posting

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There's nothing wrong with a black protagonist. You white boys are just jealous

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10-4, dubs inbound

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>>65096223
To be fair, the thread itself is all about negativity.

>>65096277
I thought she was carrying his head jesus christ

>>65096277
I thought this was a shoop of her holding his severed head

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>>65096317
not anymore.
now is the time for love.

>>65095698
Jesus christ, i'm going to have a heart attack in one of these threads.

>>65096304
There'd probably be a lot of "anybody else wanna fuck Luke's boypussy?" and threads about Leia being a butterface.

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>>65096317
That's why we gotta save this shit show

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>>65096357
Animated shota Luke

>>65096384
Jabba posting would obliterate this meme board

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>>65096354
>>65096390
You make a convincing argument.

>>65096463
What the fuck is the context of this and is there more

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>>65096454
>animated shota luke
Japan doing what it does best

>>65096454
Now thanks anon but that's just waaaay to young for me. The other photo looked at least 16.

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standing by for THESE DUBS

>>65095880
Why is Luke wearing binding tape like he's from Naruto?

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>>65096526
>that's just waaaay to young for me.

>>65096556
Apparently his nipples were way too perky and they were visible through his robe without tape.

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This is now a Landolust thread.

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>>65096514
>What the fuck is the context of this

Sometime after Han thoroughly deflowered Luke.

>>65096556
Because he has erect nipples due to female hormones taking over because of too much estrogen. I'm not going over this again, it's a touchy subject.

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>>65096581

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>>65096540

>>65096602

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>>65096526
How about early 20's Luke?

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>>65096595
Finally

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>>65096585
>>65096620

Too many fags in this thread, Imma need to call in for some dubs to nuke these cunts.

>>65090423
/thread

Kikes are feeling safer to push their destructive goals.

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>>65096540
Stop, it's never gonna happen.

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>>65096677

BTFO.


T


F


O

>>65096306
there's no way this pic is real

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>>65096677

>>65096719

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>>65096677
You got your dubs now get out of here or you'll start having uncontrollable lewd thoughts about Mark Hamill

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>>65096656
Oh my god.

So perfect ;_;

>>65096718

See >>65096677


BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

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>>65096718
I stand corrected >>65096677

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>>65096664
whats this from desu?

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>>65096782
Hope all that time spent was worth it.

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>>65096782

>>65096823

>>65096846
I want to molest this.

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>>65096777
>those trips

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>>65096777
>got trips to counter the dubs

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>>65096777
Trips confirmed

Mark > dubs seeking anon

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>>65096777

Keep em coming boys.

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>>65096948
His eyes are pretty here.

>>65096960
>wasting your time in a gay thread

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Why haven't you watched this yet, 4chan?
(mujer de magia negra)

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Imma need quads to eliminate all the fags in this thread

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>>65097029
>not being comfortable with your sexuality

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>>65096960
I fucking love Jeffrey Donovan so I can't be mad at you
>>65097033

>>65097085
>last image is Hamill

The gays win this round.

I'm surprised no one ever comments on how nice Hamill's teeth are. They're so straight and symmetrical.

>>65097040

>>65097139

>>65096960
>kill_redditors.png
thread reached image limit already, fucking kek

>>65097037
>a bulge AND blood
my dick

>/pol/ thread turns into Luke daily dose thread

Bueno

>>65097288
Hamillust hijacks are the best thing to happen to SW shitposting threads

>>65097334
the greatest thing is I'm not even gay but the positivity is off the charts in these threads. I lurk since Luke was only good looking in Star Wars and I like to talk about star wars

>>65090627
>he thinks people dont fall for memes on 4chan, home of misanthropic manchildren
Oh, you.

>>65097334
>>65097384
This.

>>65092389
Bullshit, she still kisses him now that he's old plus Mark still a cutey after the accident.

They made Leia his sister because they were going to make a new character as Luke's sister and have Leia end with Luke but they found out fans wanted Han/Leia and introducing a new character no one cared for in the last movie would be dumb, so they just made Luke and Leia siblings.

Also Harrison Ford wanted Han to die in ESB

>>65095188
And the kid would have double the Anakin blood and if they aren't retarded they would be the best force baby.

>>65097384
I'm just here for the rare Lukes and to sometimes share my own stories and hardships of growing up with perky nipples like Luke.

>>65097607
Are you as cute as Luke?

>>65096999
>ripe reaction images
thanks familia

>>65097691
Not at all. I don't think I'm ugly but I was never skinny like young Luke. We bare zero resemblance outside our chests.

I wonder if Vader is jealous that Luke is so adorable?

>>65097334
I didn't expect /tv/ to churn out this kind of thing, but I'm glad.

>>65097768
I hope he's proud

>>65097334
>Episode VIII
>Luke has to go back in time to save himself from time traveling first order stormtroopers
>Luke barely gets there in time, kills all of the stormies right before they execute a prostrate, teenage Luke
>young Luke, still unsure of many things, looks up at his savior and gently bite his lip
>old Luke picks up young Luke and carry him back to his secret time travel hut
>old Luke gently sticks his thumb in young Luke's mouth and slowly guide it open
>young Luke starts opening wider as old Luke guides his cock towards his face
>young Luke looks up into his older self's eyes as he sucks every drop of jizz out of his dick like the good little fuccboi he is
>old Luke flips young Luke over and begins fucking him doggy style
>young Luke's eyes roll back into his head in pleasure
>old Luke grabs young Luke's arms and pulls them back, tugging Luke into his giant cock fringed by his grizzled bush
>a dribble of semen escapes young Luke's boyish, feminine penis
>old Luke lets loose a hot gout of his own deep into young Luke's boipucci
>they lay next to one another, spooning, young Luke lost in the afterglow
>old Luke speaks up
>"Did I ever tell you about Ben Kenobi, that weird guy who lives in the desert? You should visit him some time. He was a good friend."

>>65097745
I'd still kiss your puffy nipples, anon

>>65097773
I'm surprised the SW threads here are gayer than /co/'s, but I guess it is possible for /tv/ to be good once in a while.

OP here

thanks for ruining my thread, you flaming faggots

>>65097826
Only one's still slightly puffy, the other is hard as diamonds and kinda droops down. Looks like a baby elephant's trunk during winter.

>>65097805
I think we've hit peak capacity lewd and the fact that I'm kind of into this is a testament to how much you homosexuals have ruined me

>>65090423
ITS JEW! "oyveyoyvey". (8)da nuh nuh(8)

>>65097805
10/10 fanfic

>>65097916
You're welcome

>>65097908
Never been to a SW thread in /co/ though I regularly visit the board. I'm guessing people are too caught up by its plot and the details

>>65097916
Thanks for using a bait image with prime Luke in it so we had the excuse to.

>>65097916
>OP's pic has prime Luke

You brought this on yourself.

>>65097973
They're too busy fapping to Ahsoka and EU bullshit.

>>65097916
I hope you're a convert now

>>65097942
If you don't get hard at the idea of Vader being sexually attracted to his own son, then you're still pure anon.

>>65097916
>starting a thread with the same stale image and lines used a dozen times to start threads on the same fucking question
>oh no you Hamillusted my thread into shit, woe is me, shame on you!

>>65097805
>this will never be canon

>>65097916
Thanks for making the thread, OP, I need my daily dose of cute Hamill.

>>65090392
Star Wars has always had one black guy per series.

Lando
Mace Windu
Finn

It's not new you /pol/ and /tv/ shitposting meme faggot.

>>65097805
You missed the line where old luke picks teen luke up

YL: You're a big guy
OL: For you.

>>65098342
Old Luke is a small guy though.

>>65098700
Still bigger than tiny little ANH Luke.

>>65098724
Actually, he's probably even smaller. Old people do shrink.

>>65090392
>What went wrong?

George was allowed to make a sequel. That's where it went to shit.

>>65097805
Luke is so pure even when he's lewd.

This thread is so gay it's camp. I love it.

>this thread reached image limit before it reached bump limit
how?

oh yeah, Mark Hamill homolust.

you guys are so gay

>>65090392
boyega isn't that ugly most of the time, it's just that shitty panting scene, they should have cut it from the movie

>>65096306
Pretty good shop

>>65096277
Pitou?

>>65095581
>you will never grope young skywalker like billy dee