CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

>>65085229
How fucking long is this movie?? 4 hours?

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>Scarlet Witch dies
Fucking dropped if true

>>65085281
Roughly 2 hours and 45 minutes.

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You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.

A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.

Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults. Adults who bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.

This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?

>>65085229
>Cap die

Evans is in the next Avengers movie and NOT in a flash back.

>>65085229
Chris Evans is still under contract from Marvel to reprise his role for Infinity War 1&2. If Thanos is still infatuated with Death and she makes an appearance it's possible there's a workaround.

and nothing of value was lost

evans is too perfect as captain america

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>>65085530

>>65085405
nah, not really.

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>>65085405
Get over yourself.

Cap dies
Iron Man retires in shame
Thor dies in ragnarok
Hulk gets lost in space

Whats left of the Avengers gets rekt in Infinity War part 1

The original team comes back through bullshit in part 2, both teams combine + guardians and dr strange. Beat Thanos.


You're welcome.

>Black Panther cuts ties with the government over their bullshit and returns to Wakanda

The movie takes place in Wakanda.

OH GEE, I WONDER WHO WILL TAKE THE MANTLE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA? COULD IT POSSIBLY BE FALCON JUST LIKE IN THE COMICS? NO WAY!

>>65085420
It's capeshit, bringing back dead characters isn't hard.

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based Liz Olsen getting off the capeshit ride

>>65085694
No, it doesn't, but we'll see it.

>>65085741

It could be the Winter soldier

>>65085741
Nothing screams more Captain America than the black dude 2bh

>>65085894

hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

>>65085904
It will, it's a foregone conclusion.

>>65085894
So there's still hope she'll be in full house

>>65085894
what do her pantsu smell like

Iron man will die.
My dad works for Marvel.

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>>65085894
>please dont die

>>65085229
Well that would certainly shake things up. Until the next movie when they bring everybody back like they've done with almost every single movie so far.

>Scarlet Witch dies
One of their only chances of putting up a fight against Thanos. Nice writing.

>>65085229
>Tony Stark retires in shame
Isn't this like the third time he's done that

>>65085894
If she's an Olsen why does she look like she's had meals?

>>65086184
"NO REALLY, I MEAN IT THIS TIME"

>>65085894

My waifu. <3

>>65086184
Second.

And this time it's in shame.

>>65086184
He is the Hayao Miyazaki of super heroes.

>>65085405
It matters as much as you care to think about it.
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>65085229

>two of the most interesting and promising characters die
>piece of shit characters like tony and black widow survive

just fuck this goddamn movie. I was so glad to see more of chris evans

>>65085229
>Leaks from the site that said Black Widow would defeat Ultron with Thor's hammer.

Bravo OP

>>65086763

Evans wants off the ride, that's a big reason why they're doing it like this.

If he keeps finding jobs like Snowpiercer after Cap dies he'll be fine.

>>65085229
This is why I wish the time stone would be in this film, so instead of Falcon or Bucky, Agent Tits can become Captain Tits.

If Falcon takes Cap's mantle instead of Bucky I'm done with the Marvel Shitmatic Universe for good. They'd just be pandering by handing the shield to him.

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I don't like Bucky. The character, the actor everything. He's shit.

>>65086946

You know that's exactly how it's going to happen, right?

>>65086816
No, that was a /co/ theory that went mainstream.

>>65087036
Bucky was Captain America before Falcon in the comics. Not handing the mantle to him in the MCU would be a big FU to his character arc. You know, considering the dude has had literally TWO films dedicated to and revolving around him.

>>65086842
He already recanted that statement.

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>>65087036
Did you miss the very obvious shot in TWS where Bucky holds onto Cap's shield... just like Cap?

>>65087144

I know. They're having Civil War without the X-men, though, so forgive me my doubts that they'll stick to comic canon. Anthony Mackie is likable and black, which is all the justification they'll need to give to reporters when they ask about the choice.

>>65085420
>infinity wars
>implying the subject of those movies isn't a set of gems that literally makes reality, space and time the user's bitch

>>65087232
X-Men weren't a big part of the Civil War. though. They remained mostly neutral, and Wolverine cared more about catching Nitro for blowing up a bus full of innocents than punching other heroes because of how they should deal with what Nitro did.

>Wanda getting fridged

TUMBLRS GONNA FREAK

>>65085405
The funny thing is you probably ADORE anime.

>>65087017
>I don't like Bucky

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>>65085229
>Spider-man leaves the avengers
fake as fuck he aint even in the avengers

Can't they kill ScarJo instead?

Nobody cares about her.

>>65088491
nobody would know it's a marvelverse movie without scarjo showing up in every single goddamn film

>>65085229
They are not killing cap, man.

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>>65085229
>exclusive entertainment weekly pics
>snaps from the trailer

I think Vision is the wildcard here
He too stronk, can solo everyone else there

>>65085405
Coming from the Twilight Zone thread to this I read it in Rod Serling's voice, which I enjoyed. Thanks senpai

>>65085560
He really is...so earnest.

>>65085229
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens coming out
>everyone spews a bunch of "leaks"
>none of them were true

>Captain America: Civil War coming out
>there's literally no reason to assume this is true

holy fuck, if you plebs did'nt know the plot from the comics, dont even watch the movie fuckings manlets.

>>65089057
Why would you use the comic books as a standard for what will occur in the movies at all? Ultron wasn't even made by fucking Tony Stark in the comics, he was made by Hank fucking Pym, aka Ant-Man (and the original one, not the Paul Rudd one.)

The premise of why there's a Civil War is literally the only thing that you can count on. What happens to the characters is literally entirely up in the air.

>facon may be the next cap

YESSS finally a black man is relevant in the MCU

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>>65089117
holy fuck am I good. Thank you sen-pai

Iron man has literally retired in every fucking movie.

Hell he retired 3 times in his first movie

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>>65089206
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>65085405
>A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters.
I don't understand what the problem is with this. Am I supposed to take porn parodies seriously? I just can't see vader being redeemed after he raped his own daughter and switched from a black guy to a white guy inexplicably.

>>65088950
But there were multiple reliable leaks about TFA.

>>65085229
>Iron Man retires in shame because everyone blames him for Cap's death.

>Stark facing consequences of his actions
Confirmed bullshit

>>65089238
time for AARP

>Captain America dies.
>Disney
>Killing Captain America

I don't believe it before I see it. If they do have the balls to kill Cap, they'll resurrect him for infinity wars either way though.

comicfags are gonna be severely disappointed with this movie

it's gonna be focused on cap vs iron man vs hydra guy with everyone else in the background

>>65088950
What the fuck are you talking about? The Star wars one were confirmed so don't be a fag.

>>65085229
>Black Widow and Hawkeye survive.
WHY? THEY ARE THE MOST USELESS PIECES OF SHITS THAT EVER FOUGHT

>>65088310
>At least one male lead dying per movie
>But as soon as a woman dies it's a travesty
Why

>>65091114
They'll make the black guy Captain America. You'll see. It's all part of the plan.

>>65092333
This. The hype train is too big and the story they're going to do is way too small in scope compared to the Civil War comic event.

>>65092612
Disney is convinced Scarlett brings in the money for them.

>>65092333
>comicfags
>writing anything with the suffix "fag" in it
>>>/co/

>>65092612
Having her around is an easy sexism shid

>>65085904

Lol ok.

The two other options are a nigger and a woman. They're going to struggle with which group will be more offended by not being chosen.

>>65086184
They should just kill Tony off. It makes more sense since he's been a self righteous, egomaniac the entire series so far.

>>65085984
clean laundry and the faintest hint of taint sweat

>>65092886
You fuckin serious bruh? Iron man is literally the greatest hero in marvel. He saved everyone in both avenegers films on multiple occasions

>>65087017
why are they fighting a 90s 3d effect?

>>65093045
> Son of the man who fished the tesseract out of the oceans, to create weapons. Which lead to the first Avengers movie.
> literally caused the creation of ultron which nearly destroyed the world.
Tony Stark is worthless. If he dies, nothing of value is lost since War Machine is still around. At least he wont create villains

>>65092641
Disney likes money too much, won't happen.

>>65093153
War Machine can't fund the team or make their gadgets.

>>65092641
And lose out on that China money? Fat fucking chance.

>>65092886
In a better world, MCU Tony would go full Superior and become a straight up villain instead of trying to be a hero. They've already established he's better at being the bad guy.

Honestly Evans looks too young..they should've went with an older more manly cap..

>>65087017


>AAAHHH US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HELP ME

>>65090737
Wouldn't he be in even more shit for Wanda's death?

>>65093153
>kill off the most popular character that sells the most toys
I don't think so tim.

>Scarlet Witch dies.
dropped

>Hawkeye survive.
dropped

>>65086133

> Character who can actually fight Thanos and may even have the backing of a fucking shitkicker Elder God, character who was trained by Cap and whose death would effectively cheapen his...killed off.

Meanwhile pallette swap shottoclones that make up the rest of the Avengers fall apart.

Are you excited to see the likes of Widow, Hawkeye, Agent 13, Falcon, and Bucky fight Thanos? Oh, the excitement...

> btw how can this movie be "funnier" than Winter Soldier when 2 major Avengers fucking die.

All I want is for Black Widow and Hawkeye to bite the dust. They fucking suck. Why won't Disney kill them?

>>65085894
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>>65086842
He's already confirmed in both Infinity War movies.

>>65095102
Id rather just kill off Black Widow. At least Hawkeye can use a bow at a distance, Black Widows fists only work at a certain range

>>65095102
What do you mean? Is Hawkeye jackshit in being useful? Yes. Is he awesome in Avengers 2 for some reason: hell yea.

I doubt Iron Man will change anything; he'll come back again. He is the only one who actually does shit. The Hulk was deus ex machina, most of the time.

>>65086133
but what about Thor?

>>65085894
I just came

>>65092498
Oh, yeah, especially the 99% of them that said LUKE SKYWALKER IS THE VILLAIN. Summer already?

>>65085229
Winter Soldier obviously becomes Captain America. Sebastian Stan has like 8 films left on his contract

>>65097165
I'd pay a lot more money to see Avenger/Marvel bullshit movies to see them fighting side by side than killing off one or the other

God damn can't those two just have a bit of happiness they've been through so much it's tedious at this point

>>65085741
Gee, could it be you've never actually read comics and honestly don't know Bucky was Cap for a while? Or maybe you're just an idiot and forgot.

>>65085365
Nah, it makes sense.

>SW dies
>Vision ragequits to space
>Vision finds Time Stone with Guardians of the Galaxy
>Vision brings Scarlet Witch back to life
>Infinity War Part 1 ends with Thanos ripping the Mind Stone out of Vision's head and killing him
>Now Scarlet Witch is mad
>Pottery

>>65085894
She's doing another flick with the Sicario writer. Get hype