What's her God damn problem? Why did she feel the need to

>>65084009
what are you on about anon?

She's a dumb hen that needs to cluck about anything and everything.

>>65084009
Because she's a new age comedian: Soft but pretends to be wild and edgy. What makes it worse is that because she's female, other comics give her a pass.

Her face is so fucking fat she looks like she's constantly having an allergic reaction to something.

She didn't. It's all viral marketing.

She's a fat whore. Kid is a faggot loser. Who cares?

>>65084009
>current year
>using social media
ya dun goof'd

>>65084009
Oink, fucking oink!

>Amy JEWmer

>>65084009

It's an unwritten rule of self-deprecation. You're allowed to make fun of yourself because, well, you're you. And it shows humility, that you have a good sense of humor and that you don't take yourself too seriously. For someone that you don't know to then just pile on is just presumptuous familiarity and a faux-pas.

Anyone with even a modicum of social grace knows this shit.

>>65084168
>what is 4chan?

I don't get the Jon Daly connection, that kid is his for real?

>>65084194
I see what you have done there, anon. And I want you to know that, whilst I didn't spit coffee all over my keyboard, I did give out a little chortle.

whats funny is that shes trying to get the attention that the pretty girls get all the time.

like the people that say they want to sniff emma watsons feet?

she wants the feet attention. but she cant get it , because she fat.

i want to sniff emma watsons toes

>>65084222
are you retarded?

>>65084009

Insecure as fuck, she thinks that if she mocks herself, no one else will, so when someone does, even for comedic purpose, she goes bananas.

She is sad, little woman and she has my pity.

>>65084009
Because she's a woman.

>>65084222
A social media for anti-social spergs.

>>65084287
Everyone that uses 4chan is, bro.

>>65084009
This woman is a reminder that you can't be a comediant and a joke.

>>65084209
Only other comedian that cant take a fucking joke is Jerry Seinfeld and he's fucking autistic.

She's suffering from unwarranted self importance and should do what Patrice O'Neal did, die.

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>>65084009
She looked great when she was younger, maybe she's butthurt about aging like milk?

Because in the modern society acting like a victim while being a rude arrogant asshole is the definition of being a strong woman.

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>>65084009

she can't into banter because of femaleness

>>65084448
I thought she was kind of hot when she was doing bit parts in comedy central shows. Then she got ugly.

Oh hey nice, Amy Schumer general.

We all hate her but we can't stop talking about her every single second of every single day right?

You ever stop to ask yourself why these threads get posted every day and stay on page zero all fucking day? Maybe someone benefits from her face being plastered everywhere even if the attention is all negative?

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>>65084513
>"hahaha guise i'm such a whore DUDE VAGINA LMAO"
>"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WHORE!"

this bitch needs to be either crucified or publicly executed. Both serve as a message and a permanent solution.

>>65084513

Only good comedians are the ones that can take a joke like they give it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXdLfLKlig

>>65084513
I really hate to sound like some woman hater but women really have zero grasp of subtlety. They always end up throwing out real insults instead of jokes.

What does "Hi to your dad" even mean here? Is she trying to joke about her fucking his dad in the same post where she acts outraged that he made a sex joke?

This is how funny she is when she tries to "roast" someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

>>65084647
That's /tv/ for you.
This is the part were I call you reddit or say that you're a meme.

>>65084209
Gosh why do you have to state the obvious in such a pompous way, do you think non-english speakers enjoy having to google shit you say just to understand you meant "its ok for me to make fun of myself but its embarrassing when others do", try saying something clever using simple words instead.

>>65084513
The controversy is because she actually did sleep with him that night.

>>65084780
>crying about a well articulated argument
jesus christ this board gets worse by the day

>>65084800
>>65084513

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmFC10MKH9w

>>65084209
It's an unwritten rule that your mother sucks the cock of every man she meets too.

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>>65084513

>>65084404

This isn't comedian shit. This is a lack of a social awareness.

If I said "Christ, I'm turning into such a fat fuck that I'm starting to look like a garbage bag full of oatmeal," I'm allowed.

That doesn't give license to any person within earshot to then be like "Hey, you fat fuck."

It just doesn't. I'm not talking about comedian reality or 4chan reality, I'm talking unspoken but widely known real social etiquette here. Real people know this shit.

>>65084780
>I'm in idiot
>Please talk down to me

You got the opportunity to learn a few new words and how they are used.
Be appreciative you knob

>>65084860

Good for her. I'm not her keeper.

>>65084840
He's like a painfully-unfunny version of Gilbert Gottfried

>>65084826
There's a difference between being articulated and looking like a 16 year old who just picked up a thesaurus.

>>65084763

Oh wow, that was Schumer? I remember when that happened, and it just screamed "trying hard." It just seemed so awkwardly unfunny.

>>65084826
>stating something dumb in a pretentious way is now 'more articulated'.
its like if i m in reddit or something.

>>65085008
The only uncommon word they used was "modicum" and even that is arguable.

You are literally retarded

>>65084105
remember pams allergic reactions on archer? this is them in real life
only difference is that pam is based af

>>65085032
The aftermath was hilarious though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkVb_ogECJc

>>65084971
I m ok with learning new words when they are needed, but to force them down just to look smart is pretty much like forcing a black actor on a famous franchise to look diverse.

>>65084967
Except you are not opening up to people with that comment. If you made fun of how fat you were all the time, don't get mad at other people about it.

I work I joke that I'm a forgetful idiot, because I am. So when my friends make fun of me for being an idiot, I don't have a reason to be angry because I made it ok.

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The fucking roleplaying faggots on the o&a subreddit are currently obsessing over her

Apparently she stole material from other hack female comics

>>65085075
>presumptuous familiarity and a faux-pas.

That has to be the most tryhard teenage phrase i've read in a long time.

>>65085075
yeah i had to google faux-pas i still don't get why would you say that rather than the common term 'embarrasing'.

>>65085008

This is the way that I speak in general. I didn't think that what I said was overly complicated. I'm not attempting to talk over anyone's head or "at" anyone.

If something I've written is unclear, feel free to ask.

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I'm literally baffled

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>>65084009
Reminds me of this. Why do celebrities do this to people?

>>65085133
what do those guys even do now? That show is the most dead thing in the world

>>65085233
Nah i used to type like that on the internet when i was in high school too. It's a phase.

I wasn't retarded enough to make a point of being eloquent on 4chan though. But that's up to you.

>>65085179
>i am literally retarded

>>65085295
Celebrities are people too, just like corporations.

This treatment of them is ridiculous. Wait, I'm going to find that 65 minute speech Kanye West made about this at his wedding.

>>65084741

Got a good laugh out of that one.

>>65084513
ins't this goofs shtick DUDE I'MA WHORE

that joke sounds exactly like something she'd say

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there is an even fatter girl inside her just wanting to break out

Miss Piggy can't even blow someone out correctly.

>>65084222
antisocial media

>>65085095
Steve-O is just a top tier human. I absolutely love the guy.

>>65085113

I was just using that as an example. However, I see your point. Though, in this instance, we aren't talking about friends, we're talking about someone who is virtually a stranger taking too much liberty.

>>65084404
>She's suffering from unwarranted self importance and should do what Patrice O'Neal did, die.
Apparently she's aping bits of his act so she might go that way.

I'd trade Amy Schumer and the lives of 5 other comedian to be able to get Patrice back in perfect health. Too much shit is going on and not having him around to weigh in on it is a travesty.

>>65085326
Non native english speaker you stupid fuck, you are not very progressive for a ledditor therefor downboted :D

>>65085311
Whine about Opie

Whine about irritating no-talent cunts like Ku and Schumer

>>65085095
>those shakes and jitters
Addiction ravaged him. Hopefully he stays clean.

>>65085430
I think hes calling you retarded because even after reading the definition of "faux-pas" you don't seem to understand that it's not synonymous with "embarrassing".

>>65085313

This isn't a phase for me and I'm not that young. I've always spoken the way that I type and vice-versa. The only thing to which I gave any thought was the content. The words are what I would've said in any situation......

Aaaand, I'm being trolled. Fuck me.

>>65085339
The only reason they're paid the exorbitant amounts they are is because they are the ones that get stuck on the street harassed by fans day in and day out
not a single hollywood actor earns their pay through acting talent alone. Fuck, editing does most of the work when it comes to the end result.
It's just them being paid off to be the face of the industry. If they don't like it, they should have read some papers a little closer and did some research before jumping into the public eye.

Because someone stole the only joke she has, which is herself.

>>65084209
This is why I'm on the fence about it. You shouldn't make fun of someone for something they make fun of themselves, but at the same time most comedians are fine with banter. I guess I just considered Amy as the type of comedian who would be fine with it, but I guess with all the social justice stuff she's not.

>>65085548
She's a woman. Women are literally incapable of banter.

>>65085295
You enter stardom, you accept that this is going to happen for the rest of your life. Fucking deal with it. Get your prescriptions delivered if it's such a hassle taking a picture with the people who love you for what you do. What a coke snorting cunt.

>>65084513
Holy fucking shit what a KEK

>>65085084
Hello Reddit.

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>>65084513
He implies she's not a virgin and she says he's calling her a whore.

>>65085548
Are bants the same thing as some guy posting on twitter to an audience?

I mean if I'm playing doubles advocate.

>>65085512
>This isn't a phase for me and I'm not that young. I've always spoken the way that I type and vice-versa

Underage b&.

Also you had no content just words without substance. Fact is the only reason anyone paid any attention to what you said was because you said something stupid while trying to sound smart. Textbook high school kid.

No one cares about your argument because it was shit, we're just laughing at how you take yourself way too seriously.

>http://theinterrobang.com/schumer-accused-madigan-leibman-pescatelli/

>implying she wont be shunted by comedians now

>>65085403
But that is how she familiarized herself to us. That is on her.

>>65084763
What a self-righteous cunt. Apparently she doesn't realize that her career is summed up entirely by that kid's joke.

>>65084780
>criticizing a native english speaker for speaking how they would normally

absolutely no part of what he said would have been considered unusual in casual conversation. if your english isn't up to scratch then that's your problem.

>>65085494
Blame urban dictionary then. anyway look at the mess unecessary wording has caused, we should meet up and fight, its the only solution, i would love to punch your cheetos hole til it bleeds and if i lose i fucking tattoo FAUX-PASS on my forehead.
Where you at?

>>65085095
That's amazing. I may not be a big Jackass fan, but at least Steve-O has no problem calling a spade a spade. Also, that joke was pretty damn good.

>>65085140
Sounds like something Michael Ian Black would try and coin off.

>>65085693
>>65085676
>>65085638
>>65085512
>>65085494
>>65085430

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES YOU'RE ALL ANONYMOUS THIS PROVES NOTHING THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU

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>>65085641
Based Kathleen Madigan, why isn't she your comedyfu /tv/?

>>65084763
based tyson

>>65085693
>Blame urban dictionary then

I'm not going to ask you why that was on your list to cross reference terms you haven't heard of but why the fuck would you STOP at UrbanDictionary?

>>65085548

I think that some people just assume a comedian is fair game because insults are part of what many of them do.

The difference is that we don't know these people and we aren't comedians. This kid made a mistake but he did it in a very public manner. So, when he was called out for it, the effect was amplified.

This thread serves as a testament to that amplification...

>>65084513

A female comedian really should be able to handle that entry level bantz. Clearly thinks she's in the untouchable A-list now and the mere plebs should know their place.

There's nothing worse in the world than a comedian that can't take a joke.

>>65085742
>P-p-please don't call me a retard for being a retard guys

>>65085623
>doubles advocate
>doesn't get doubles

Every time I see a picture of Amy Schumer, I think someone has subtly photoshopped her to make her uglier than she really is. But nope, she really is that ugly.

>>65085762
Because google translator is the worst.
Have you ever tried using it? its horrible

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>>65085780

> be forced to talk to lights camera jackson
> talk to his cornball ass for like a minute
> he kisses your ass
> on twitter later that night you see he jokingly calls you a whore
> blow him out
> feel bad because he's a beta and cries
> nurture him in your titties

>>65085133
>other hack female comics

The other one isn't a hack, she's an actress from It's Always Sunny, you'd know that if you weren't from reddit.

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>>65085792
Believe me, I contemplated deleting the post. But then I would have looked like an even bigger asshole.

Oh well, win some, lose some. Check these singles.

>>65085638

First of all

>we

Secondly, the argument isn't shit. It's a fucking fact. If you ever stepped out of your basement, then you'd know these things, you fetid human piss jug.

>>65085844
>It's Always Sunny

hello reddit

>>65085866
>you fetid human piss jug.

Fetid? Yeah further proof you only try to use fancy words to distract from your lack of substance.

And yes

>we

because i'm not the only one laughing at you.

>>65084009

I don't find these new female woman comedians funny.

>>65085885
>knowing what reddit likes
litterally reddit

>>65085885
That would make sense, if hating It's Always Sunny wasn't the new, 2015 rellit maymay.

>>65085857
never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the doubles

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>>65085095
which of george clooneys exs are they talking about with steve-o?

>krista allen?

>>65085945
>because i'm not the only one laughing at you.
Seems like you and the foreigner are the only two that feel that way.

Most of us recognized that what he said was pretty basic English.

>>65085945
This guy gets it.

Smart people can say something clever using simple words, pretentious redditors will use fancy unecessary wording to fool idiots into thinking they are smart.

>>65085743
Does she even like dick?

>>65086040
>You are the only one
>And that other guy
>And all the rest but let's ignore those

No one finds you difficult to understand, we just think you are a complete idiot because you act like throwing out some fancy words makes you smart. I've told you this before, if you really had a brain you'd have understood this by now. But no. You aren't.

>>65086040
>he
you are denying being him to fool us? oh those sneaky redditors learning how to use anonymity to escape the shame.

>>65085945

Stinking, open sewer. It's a fitting word that, odds are, likely describes your surroundings. I didn't just arrive at this shithole. I know how you faggots are.

These aren't difficult words. With what kind of caveman speak are you used to assaulting the English language?

She is known to be confrontational and gruff with people.

Whether she's a slut or not also doesn't matter, she stopped to take a picture with him, and the joke was poorly placed and stupid.

>>65086154
Again, no one thinks the words you use are actually hard to understand. You just have to be a complete idiot to think that using those words makes you look smart.

>>65085743
Does she have hairy arms?

>>65086050

This place is often the MOST pretentious. What the fuck are you on about? What a ridiculous argument.

This has been fun. Take care. Brush your hair.

>>65086154
Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing but it says on your post that you fucked up, you talk like a fag and ur shits all retarded.

>>65086266
>defending redditors.
hello reddit.

>>65085293
What?

Isn't her whole shtick that she has zero virtue?

What.

>>65086097
I don't know. Her comedy is surprisingly devoid of DUDE VAGINA LMAO.

>>65086222
>You just have to be a complete idiot to think that using those words makes you look smart.

Jesus Christ the amount of projection here.
Since when is using descriptive language bad?

>>65086222

Right. I never claimed that they were either. Are you mental?

I speak, and type, I guess, a certain way. I never gave any thought to its being pretentious or tryhard. Coming across that way was never my intention nor was I attempting to seem clever. It's just how I speak.

Don't like it? Don't respond. Fairly simple concept.

>>65084009
Is she having an allergic reaction? Looks like she's about to pop.

>>65085295
>>65085339
List of actors who became famous by accident and thus have a right to complain when people recognise them and ask for a photo/autograph:

[data not found]

No, seriously, if she didn't want the guy to take a photo of her, she should have just said so - not take the photo then bitch about it later

How do you tell if a person has a good sense of humor or not?

He can laugh about himself if he does.

Jewmer is a shit comedian without a sense of humor. There's your answer.

>>65086297


Alright, bro. Have a good night.

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>>65084009

She's Chuck Schumer's cousin. Why wouldn't she?

>>65086382
Seems like mister high school needs to learn a new word.

>Excess
>Excessive

>>65086392
>Don't like it? Don't respond. Fairly simple concept.

One that you can't seem to grasp

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>>65084513

Holy shit. The guy who made the joke was Lights, Camera, Jackson?

This made my day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmFC10MKH9w

honestly my dude, because she's fat, and fats are bad people

>>65084209
It's an unwritten rule that if you can dish it out you better be able to take it

>>65086487
>I'm so insecure that I believe he used big boy words to sound smart and make me sound dumb
>I know this because this is what I do when I want to sound like a big boy

>>65086559

ya

>>65084840

>>65084780
His post simultaneously states the convention and the logic behind it, don't get mad you cunt

>>65086487
>One that you can't seem to grasp

No, I'm good. However, I'm not the one bothered by the way anyone else is posting.

Honestly, this is ridiculous. So, by all means, have the last word. You'll, no doubt, take it.

>>65084763
i really hate to sound like a 4chan hater, but you really have zero grasp of reality. spaghetti-boy was there with his dad because he's a child. she met him and his dad. she was surprised that this child would say such a thing, and mentioned his father knowing that doing so would bring it to his attention, thus allowing said father to parent his mouthy child. i wouldn't expect most of you to understand, as you don't seem to have had very good parents and thusly are thinking about this situation from the point of view of spaghetti-boy, the only person in this situation with whom you identify.

also, i don't find schumer funny.

>>65085548
she made fun of Steve-O for not dying instead of Ryan Dunn and other shit at roasts. which is fine if she's not gonna be a fat whiny jew bitch about when it's her turn

>>65086640
Protip. If you want to make yourself look powerful and strong the number one rule is to not sound like a pussy.

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Why the fuck are conservatives rushing to the aid of the dweeb?

http://www.dailywire.com/news/2692/amy-schumer-rips-17-year-old-joking-about-her-ben-shapiro#.Vp1adCHSw1M.twitter

>>65086675
kill yourself for being a woman

>>65086614
>It's an unwritten rule that if you can dish it out you better be able to take it

From whom? Every amateur hack walking down the street or actual comedians?

Context matters.

>>65086687
>Protip. If you want to make yourself look powerful and strong the number one rule is to not sound like a pussy.

Alright now I know you're trolling that was fucking hilarious.

>>65084009
Because she steals jokes.

>>65086739

Nothing in that post defended the kid. It just made fun of Schumer for being a retard.

Nice try trying to spin it to fit your agenda, though. Do you work for Buzzfeed?

>>65084513
AAALLLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

>>65085743
>her spiel on how the news always goes out of their way to interview the worst example of human life after a natural disaster

Her delivery leaves something to be desired but all her material is pretty good

>>65086757
nah it doesn't, it was a good joke and not even that crude and she got booty blasted just like her dumb friend Jlaw. talk about fame going to your head

>>65085815
>why are you drinking that motor oil
>because my piss tastes disgusting

>>65086802
>Alright now I know you're trolling that was fucking hilarious.

N-n-no..... u . NO U

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>>65086819
>Oh, how dare the 17-year-old boy insult the pure-as-the-driven-snow innocence of Amy “I Can Catch a Dick Whenever I Want” Schumer? How dare he?!

>>65086889

>Being so mad that you White Knight for Amy fucking Schumer.

How wrong did you life go?

>>65086853
Wasn't a good joke, it just appeals to the lowest common denominator.
Though most of Schumer's comedy is like that so I suppose it's fitting.

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>>65086922

Because she is a modern empowered woman, unfettered by the antiquated gender roles of a bygone era.

How is her calling out his lame, obvious joke as being obvious and lame "going off"? Also, what does this have to with TV or film?

Hopefully the kid hangs himself in his closet and she gets blamed for it blacklisted forever.

Who am I kidding, all the clickbait sites would celebrate his suicide and she'd get even more press for killing a future member of the patriarchy.

>>65085295
Wow, fuck her. How two-faced. A tleast Uno Farto tells people to fuck off to their face

>>65086922
>being so young, impotent, and full of rage that you can't recognize a post that is the opposite of white knighting amy schumer

time to take a break, lad.

>>65086959
oh please, it would be like a kid making a respect joke with Rodney Dangerfield or calling Bill Burr a freckled cunt

>>65086922
Nice job you fucking autismo.

>>65085095

If you read the comments, every female is so upset at him it's hilarious. Granted I don't think he's very funny, but he's based for calling that bullshit out.

>>65086889
>>65086853

Do you think Dave Chappelle was wrong for getting pissed when every fucking Cletus would run up to him and yell "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH" at him when he was just out with his kids? ...or do you suppose, MAYBE, that there is a line somewhere?

>>65086949
see
>>65087000
holy shit lads, get yourselves sorted.

>>65087041
He didn't blast anyone on social media about it. I think it was just an annoyance that it happened so often. That is a far cry from taking personal offense at a single joke

>>65087041
yeah in the street every day maybe, though Matt Damon got called MATT DAMON like in Team America everyday and didn't give a fuck. Dave was also nuts and thinks black people wearing drag is a conspiracy

>>65087075
>He didn't blast anyone on social media about it. I think it was just an annoyance that it happened so often.

You're right he just cancelled his show and fucked off to Africa for a few years.

>>65087075
>He didn't blast anyone on social media about it.

Right. He just spoke about it in his act and in interviews instead.

>>65087127
Again, that's not blasting anyone about a single act. He got fed up so he took a break. There is literally nothing wrong with that.

Getting buttmad at a single, specific fan for a joke he thought you were in on is just being a bitch.

>>65087041
Except that's just being aggressively repetitive when he's just enjoying a day with his kids. One kid making a joke she makes all the time is not the same thing. Especially since Schumer humiliated one specific person.

>>65087160
Whom did he call out? Why are you so desperate to make the two completely different things similar? When you stretch like that, all it does is make your "point" totally invalid. You're being dishonest with both of us.

>>65087103
>Dave was also nuts and thinks black people wearing drag is a conspiracy

>People who have crazy thoughts can never make logical points.

Huh. You don't say.

You know, she was the only one in this story who spun the idea of a woman being promiscuous as something derogative. This wouldn't happen with a promiscuous male comedian because men are comfortable being sluts. Blame it on societal pressures on women giving her reason to think he wrote his tweet as condemning, or blame it on the feminist movement for giving too much space for this kind of whining and crucifying who opposes to it, but the truth is, if she was the one who jumped to the conclusion he was trying to be rude, and she wouldn't have if she were truly comfortable with her sexuality.

>>65085000
So gilbert gottfried?

>>65087164
>>65087190
This. What she did was pretty sadistic, and to a kid no less.

>>65087237
*truth is, she was...

Not even woman comedians can handle the banter

I'd be ashamed to be a woman desu

There's nobody to sympathize with in this interaction. It was a dumb fucking thing for him to post and it was a dumb fucking way for her to respond.

>>65084209
you write like a fucking faggot

>>65087164
>Again, that's not blasting anyone about a single act

It's not a single act though
People (herself included) make whore jokes all the time

She probably thought she was doing the kid a favor by taking a picture with him and then he hit her with that next day.

I personally believe she overreacted but I don't live her life, for all I know she had a bad day or that comment was the straw that broke the camels back.

>>65087246
>sadistic

LOL!! Holy fucking hyperbole. Some kid made a very public comment to someone he didn't know out of left field and she chided him for it. So what?

You know what most celebs would've done? They would've had a publicist call up and ball the fucking kid out, then, like a day later, he would've had some "impromptu" apology on his Twitter anyway.

And you spergs would be harping about how disingenuous and obviously forced that was. There's no winning with you cocksuckers.

>>65085032
>>65085661

I hate schumer but you faggots who get upset at the roast joke are fucking terrible. Don't watch a roast if you can't handle it. You faggots always remind me of the retards in this vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfHB-ABKa6w

>>65087445

Your father kisses your penis while you sleep.

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>amy scummer

is slut the new nigger? women can say it about each other and about themselves, but god forbid a man call them that?

>>65087423
He probably thought she'd appreciate the joke given her entire career.
Now he just looks like a spinless faggot for apologising

who is his dad?

>>65087574
>is slut the new nigger?
Nigga slut has always been that way
You only call a girl a slut during dirty talk, same way white girls only use nigger when their getting their twats stretched out.

>>65087459
what the fuck are you on about? She is blasting this kid for a single, specific act, not a trend. It was a joke (a single specific one) that he made that she responded to

She looks ugly and mean.
Steve Buscemi is also ugly but he doesn't look mean. Different type of ugliness.

>What's her God damn problem?

She's a cunt.


>Why did she feel the need to humiliate that dweeb on Twitter?

She's a cunt.

>>65087729
>not a trend. It was a joke (a single specific one)
Many people make that joke about her
Like I said his comment was the one that made her snap.

Whether it's because she doesn't want strangers calling her a whore anymore or she had a bad day is up for debate.

That make it more clear for you?

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>>65085641

Being this based

Tammy Pescatelli

So many more but nobody listens…at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.

LMAO

>>65084009
Even worse than her not being able to take the banter is that dickless loser apologising like a pussy

Holy shit this kid's life is over.

He's going to wear that 'misogynistic internet troll' label for the rest of his miserable existence.

Haha wow, that fucking sucks.

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>>65084009

>>65084741
Remember what is terrible.

>thumping table
>quick non sequitor
>forced laughter

I can't believe I listened to this manure.

>>65084009
Holy shit she looks like a tranny without makeup

>>65087954
But she didn't complain about lots of people making the joke about her. That would be entirely different, as it doesn't put a single, specific kid on blast.

She conmlained about one guy doing one thing. Why do you keep pretending to not understand that distinction? What do you think your insincerity buys you?

Amy Schumer has such a punchable face, holy shit.

True story - Amy Schumer was actually a famous child actor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGoKKhQPggM

>>65085295
This I can at least understand, it's possible she just wanted to be nice at at the moment but the thought that people lack perspective kept lingering in her head, and that's how tweets come about

>>65087994
I have no problem with that. He didn't mean to insult her, and I'm sure he sincerely felt bad that she responded that way. It's okay to apologize when you sincerely feel bad.

>>65085133
>reddit

The fuck you expect?

>>65084009
How does someone this ugly manages to have a career in Hollywood? It's not like she's funny either.

It's like fucking bizarro world

>>65088265
Check the last name for hints

>>65084041
>attention whoring
>just like you

>>65088265
Jewish propaganda machine

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>>65084513
What an effete cunt. And then this dorky sperg actually submits to her whiny bullshit and apologizes like a little cuck. Everyone involved in this is fucking awful.

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Dat feel when not even David Cameron will stick his dick in you.

>>65088265
Her dad is a US senator

Because he was a white male.

>>65084840
he was right about inception

>>65088359
>dad
Is her uncle or cousin or whatever

Since Amy Schumer's career has "levelled up" she needs to appease feminist cunts.

She can't step out of line by adopting politically incorrect language IRL.

Patrice O'Neal talks about it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=064ZKJutwC4

>>65088113
>But she didn't complain about lots of people making the joke about her.
She doesn't need to
Anyone that saw her response to that kid now knows she's going to lash out at them if they call her a whore

She made an example of him whether this is a one time thing or going to happen more often is up in the air.

Only difference between this is Chappelle is we don't know who said or what was said to finally make him snap.

>>65084967
she made a whole movie about how funny and accepting she is of her whore lifestyle

he's a movie critic so his joke was more than anything a reference to her movie, and you can't fault him for thinking that was ok ground to talk about beause she seems to have built her whole career on that. can't fault a normie for believing her.


and you are autisitc and go back to reddit fagot

>>65088265
everyone these days in mainstream media is involved with someone in the business, family, friend or what have you.

>>65088437
Right, she made an example of him. Dave Chapelle didn't make an example of any of his fans who said stupid shit

This is incredibly morally relevant, as one is mean and the other is not.

I don't why anyone is freaking out over this. This is how typical bitches act, it's nothing unusual or strange. It's like you all have never talked to a woman before.

>>65088527
>he's talked to women before
Hello Reddit did they put you in le friendzone too?

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>give whore things to say on stage
>she thinks she made those things up and is responsible for her fame and not the pro-CuCk jewish run media
>goes apeshit over bantz
WE

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>>65084513
Judaism was a mistake- Moses

>>65084404
Chelsea Peretti and Patrice O'Neal also can't and couldn't take a joke when it's made at their expense. I wish that kike nosed slut would die like that fat convicted rapist did. Hopefully she suicide bombs Amy Schumer while she's at it.

>>65086559
That kid is fucking fantastic

Women were a mistake

Women are a meme gender

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>>65084448

That's not Amy Schumer, you chucklefuck.

>>65084967
>That doesn't give license to any person within earshot to then be like "Hey, you fat fuck."

confirmed for feminized male

learn to banter

>>65084666
DAE Taliban?!

>oink oink oink oink squee squeeee

What did she mean by this?

>>65084448
>>65088934

Damn she looked way better when she was younger

Did she just gain a bunch of weight or something?

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>>65088346

>>65087515
>Inplying I was upset

I said it was unfunny and felt like it was trying hard to be shocking. I did not say I was offended.

>>65089151

I can banter just fine, feggit. I'm referring to normal people and their mindset. If you think your average asshole on this site is normal, then you're delusional. This site is cancerous. Prolonged exposure unchecked is deadly. There isn't a positive thing about this place other than it being a place for free speech. It is otherwise populated by the most miserable pieces of shit on the planet.

Not fucking off back to reddit. You know it's true.

>>65084009
Unloved
Unfucked
Fugly
Repulsing
Obnoxious
Insecure
Fat
Forever alone

Cunt.

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>>65090178
>This site is cancerous. Prolonged exposure unchecked is deadly. There isn't a positive thing about this place other than it being a place for free speech. It is otherwise populated by the most miserable pieces of shit on the planet.

Fuck you hit close. Every time I open a thread, my optimism and happiness dissipate and nothing's left but bitterness. Yet I can't leave ;_;

>>65085295
>hey are you Anna Kendrik
>no sorry, don't worry I get it all the time.

>falling for the article
Did anyone consider that she was JOKING? and then he awkwardly apologized and she continued the joke

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>65090761
fuck off femnazi
Not stealing my (you)

>>65090435

Yeah, same. Truthfully, I do find some interesting conversation from time to time and this place speaks more to my sense of humor.

However, this is an unhealthily antisocial place. It's like an abusive relationship but many spergs here have never had ANY relationships. So, they can't see it or, perhaps, don't care to see it...

>>65084009
Her default knee jerk reaction is to write something something sex something something and also insult (only if male).

>>65084009
There's something wrong with her face but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>65086739
>Because she's a nun

Pretty sure he's being sarcastic in that tweet

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>>65091308
so fucking retarded, "intentionally fell" my fucking ass

god dammit she is so unattractive

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>>65086154
sdfsfsdfsfsdf

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>>65087079
underrated post

>>65091308
Can HuffPo really call itself anything more than a glorified Buzzfeed at this point? Also Amy Scummer should fucking kill herself

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>>65091666
>>65091555
beautiful

>>65087037
He'd be a lot funnier if his brain wasn't so addled from substance abuse he could time his jokes properly.

>>65084780
>giving a shit about not english speakers

kill yourself simpleton. Bet you come here just to talk about capeshit.

>>65087445
#yolo #swag #skoolsux #lol

literally you

jesus fuck, /tv/ is the lowest of the low. I'm convinced that there are /pol/tards more intelligent than y'all.

>>65088560
Oh, that's it. Now you've done it. You've unleashed the fucking FURY.

YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

I'm from Reddit and I love this place, also. Oh, does that make you mad? So very mad? Oh, you seem quite mad that there are those of us from Reddit who also enjoy coming here and hanging out with you cool guys. We like it. We REALLY like this place. Oh, we're not leaving. We're sitting right here, friendo. You like that one? "Friendo?" It's from No Country For Old Men. I know tv memes lol!

You think this is your own private utopia, your retreat from the world, your clubhouse to hang out with your other rebels, but guess what? We Reddit folk found it. We found it and we like it.

And we're NOT LEAVING.

>>65093676
Are you seriously attempting to defend Amy Schumer?

Does anyone remember, roughly, that time when the media was just flat out pushing Amy Schumer, ostensibly saying "See this woman? You find her funny, America!"

>>65094408
Media is still hard at work shilling for Amy Schumer. You have be truly brainwashed to actually fall for this blatant propaganda, it's the only way anyone could find this repulsive cow to be entertaining.

>>65090178
Who gives a shit what "normal people" think? There are plenty of people who say things that you think aren't "allowed" out loud, in public, and still function fine in social situations.

This site isn't cancerous; people who think they have the moral authority to decide what's okay to say and what's not, are cancerous. Bible thumper, SJW, and everything in between.

itt: tumblr worker bees protecting the social hive

>>65084780
European "education," everyone.

>>65094781

Now you're just talking about freedom of expression, the only good thing about this place, as I've said.

Doesn't change the fact that this place radiates negativity. It's palpable. With the promise of free speech and ESPECIALLY anonymity, you attract the disenfranchised and A LOT of the dregs of society. The Neo-Nazis, the pedos, the sociopaths, people from whom no one wants to hear but, because of the nature of the site, we must endure. This is as morally bankrupt a place as it is important.

>>65094983
ITT underage twitter dweebs protecting another twitter dweeb

>>65095245
Your argument, or whatever it is you're trying to say, is "people say things I don't like and it's wrong."

she looks like Chris Farley in a wig

>>65095357

so cyberbullying is okay when a celebrity does it?

>>65088606
>convicted rapist

he had sex with a 15 year old when he was 16, lol

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I'm pretty sure she's wearing a costume.

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meh, fair mental fight, mature grown woman vs. high schooler

so she just can't handle the banter at all?

>>65095410
>"people say things I don't like and it's wrong."

No, I come here and sometimes I enjoy myself but a lot of times it's just not a good or healthy place to be... for anyone. There's no argument.

As I've said, freedom of expression is a good thing. Adding anonymity to the mix is what gives you a place like this. There's just a lot of foul shit that comes with it. That's the price one has to pay.

I was merely explaining why I sometimes feel the way I do about this place, nothing more.

>>65095439

This place is cyberbullying: the website. Cut it out.

>>65095829

This is a discussion forum for the television industry. Check yourself, my adopted family member.

>>65095763
>No, I come here and sometimes I enjoy myself but a lot of times it's just not a good or healthy place to be... for anyone. There's no argument.
There absolutely is. You're jumping to the conclusion that everyone here is absorbing everything they read and taking it right to mind; you're projecting your mental weakness onto other anons.

>As I've said, freedom of expression is a good thing. Adding anonymity to the mix is what gives you a place like this. There's just a lot of foul shit that comes with it. That's the price one has to pay.
What you consider a "price" isn't objectively a price. That's your histrionic opinion.

>I was merely explaining why I sometimes feel the way I do about this place, nothing more.
This backlash at you is about your post about being tasteful in fucking comedy. People are upset about your attitude that people need to follow unspoken rules about civility and respecting other people's fragile sensibilities. If the world were how you wanted it to be, comedy and entertainment wouldn't be anywhere near where it is today.

People are annoyed by those who share unwarranted opinions about how others should live their life. Sure, you can express your opinion, and anons will just tell you why it's retarded and why you're a faggot for having it. And they're right.

>>65086975
kid coulda just replied

>haha good one amy
or
>classic amy

and not run the risk of looking like a pathetic little cuck boy.

>>65088060
What was non-sequitor about any of that?

first jlaw
now schumer?
they cant keep abusing people like they're subhuman for not being famous!

schumer is fucking hilarious and one of the best comedians of the last 15 or so years.

She's earned enough of my respect to do whatever she wants

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>tfw I know Amy Schumer's name and likeness
Shit is so depressing. I wish she would fade into obscurity so I could forget about this human swine.

>>65096314
This.

>>65096022

>site being like 95% literal retards isn't a price

That's hilarious. The only explanation for this is that you belong to that 95%. Kill yourself.

>>65096314
yep. dont bother arguing it here though

>>65086675

Women have never and will never be funny

>>65096314
>>65096425
>>65096508
Pissing in an ocean of piss.

>>65096022

I've already said that I see the importance of this place. Who the fuck is talking about tasteful comedy? You must have me confused with someone else.

As for being mentally weak. Fuck that. This place often attracts the unstable, unemployable, worst that society has to offer and you know it. It's like a big cyber city full of people with masks and all of its worst denizens have bull horns. You have to leave it from time to time. Many do not.

Stow your manly fortitude. This negativity isn't good for anyone all the time. Be a person, for fuck's sake. Remember what that's like?

>>65096314
yeah shes pretty funny

>>65096601
>This place often attracts the unstable, unemployable, worst that society has to offer and you know it
How do you know? Everyone's anonymous. There's no way to know who's memeing and who isn't.

>>65096746

These storm faggots are not memeing. There are DEFINITE pedos on this site. If these people aren't serious, then they fall into that autistic level of mental instability. They are relentless.

AND everyone who's been here for a bit knows that there have been more than a couple of straight up, for real murderers on boards like /b/. They've posted evidence. Who are you kidding, bro?

>>65084009
Isn't kinda weird that just a couple of days ago JLaw was involved in something similar, some controversy that put bad light on them.. It might sound crazy, but I do believe this is some kind of publicity stunt , aren't they putting out a movie together this year (schummer and lawrence) ?

>>65086297

underrated

>>65097096
>These storm faggots are not memeing.
Yes they are. I've browsed /pol/ for four years and I can say, with certainty, that most of them are just right of center and are exaggerating it to, its logical conclusion, for comic effect.

>There are DEFINITE pedos on this site
How do you know that they're serious? A lot of that is done just to scare new users away. It's an unspoken meme.

You talk about autistic levels of mental instability, and yet, you're taking posts on 4chan seriously.

>>65097382
F R E E S H A D
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>>65097382

W-what about the murderers, anon?

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>>65089737
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Amy Schumer is an ugly pig and unfunny, but if that tweet is seriously what you consider "ripping on", then you're fucking bitches.

>>65088934
God you can just see the repressed cuntishness, trying squeeze out through her pores.

>>65097483
>W-what about the murderers, anon?

Hmm? Oh, well there ARE a few bad apples but what are you going to do, right? Guise? ....guise?

>>65084513
Thats the thing, this is such an obvious joke/banter and instead of Amy Schumer replying in the same manner, she takes offence at it like it's some kind of personal attack.
She could have replied and been funny, but that would probably require her to use some wit in her comedy.

>>65096601
Well look who's being a judgemental judy

>>65097096
>taking memes seriously

>>65098025

>Murdering people is a meme.

Alright, bro.

>>65084009
>When people are hungry, they are more likely to be angry or aggressive. And now researchers have found the reason why: serotonin levels -- a hormone that helps regulate behavior -- fluctuate when people are stressed out or haven't eaten, according to a new study.

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>>65084513
>her entire stand up is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>Her movie is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>Her whole persona is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>A guy makes a light hearted joke about it

HOWDAREYOUIMAFEMALANDYOUCANTCALLMEASLUTSHAMINGCURRENTYEARFUCKYOUIMAVAGINA

>>65084513
I expected a rant and this is what I get? Why are you fags outraged again?

>>65098355

Because women won't fuck them.

>>65084763
It's strange that her reputation was largely built on her roast appearances.