What's her God damn problem? Why did she feel the need to humiliate that dweeb on Twitter?
It's an unwritten rule of self-deprecation. You're allowed to make fun of yourself because, well, you're you. And it shows humility, that you have a good sense of humor and that you don't take yourself too seriously. For someone that you don't know to then just pile on is just presumptuous familiarity and a faux-pas.
Anyone with even a modicum of social grace knows this shit.
whats funny is that shes trying to get the attention that the pretty girls get all the time.
like the people that say they want to sniff emma watsons feet?
she wants the feet attention. but she cant get it , because she fat.
i want to sniff emma watsons toes
Insecure as fuck, she thinks that if she mocks herself, no one else will, so when someone does, even for comedic purpose, she goes bananas.
She is sad, little woman and she has my pity.
Only other comedian that cant take a fucking joke is Jerry Seinfeld and he's fucking autistic.
She's suffering from unwarranted self importance and should do what Patrice O'Neal did, die.
She looked great when she was younger, maybe she's butthurt about aging like milk?
she can't into banter because of femaleness
Oh hey nice, Amy Schumer general.
We all hate her but we can't stop talking about her every single second of every single day right?
You ever stop to ask yourself why these threads get posted every day and stay on page zero all fucking day? Maybe someone benefits from her face being plastered everywhere even if the attention is all negative?
>"hahaha guise i'm such a whore DUDE VAGINA LMAO"
>"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WHORE!"
this bitch needs to be either crucified or publicly executed. Both serve as a message and a permanent solution.
I really hate to sound like some woman hater but women really have zero grasp of subtlety. They always end up throwing out real insults instead of jokes.
What does "Hi to your dad" even mean here? Is she trying to joke about her fucking his dad in the same post where she acts outraged that he made a sex joke?
This is how funny she is when she tries to "roast" someone
Gosh why do you have to state the obvious in such a pompous way, do you think non-english speakers enjoy having to google shit you say just to understand you meant "its ok for me to make fun of myself but its embarrassing when others do", try saying something clever using simple words instead.
This isn't comedian shit. This is a lack of a social awareness.
If I said "Christ, I'm turning into such a fat fuck that I'm starting to look like a garbage bag full of oatmeal," I'm allowed.
That doesn't give license to any person within earshot to then be like "Hey, you fat fuck."
It just doesn't. I'm not talking about comedian reality or 4chan reality, I'm talking unspoken but widely known real social etiquette here. Real people know this shit.
Except you are not opening up to people with that comment. If you made fun of how fat you were all the time, don't get mad at other people about it.
I work I joke that I'm a forgetful idiot, because I am. So when my friends make fun of me for being an idiot, I don't have a reason to be angry because I made it ok.
The fucking roleplaying faggots on the o&a subreddit are currently obsessing over her
Apparently she stole material from other hack female comics
This is the way that I speak in general. I didn't think that what I said was overly complicated. I'm not attempting to talk over anyone's head or "at" anyone.
If something I've written is unclear, feel free to ask.
Reminds me of this. Why do celebrities do this to people?
Nah i used to type like that on the internet when i was in high school too. It's a phase.
I wasn't retarded enough to make a point of being eloquent on 4chan though. But that's up to you.
Celebrities are people too, just like corporations.
This treatment of them is ridiculous. Wait, I'm going to find that 65 minute speech Kanye West made about this at his wedding.
there is an even fatter girl inside her just wanting to break out
I was just using that as an example. However, I see your point. Though, in this instance, we aren't talking about friends, we're talking about someone who is virtually a stranger taking too much liberty.
>She's suffering from unwarranted self importance and should do what Patrice O'Neal did, die.
Apparently she's aping bits of his act so she might go that way.
I'd trade Amy Schumer and the lives of 5 other comedian to be able to get Patrice back in perfect health. Too much shit is going on and not having him around to weigh in on it is a travesty.
This isn't a phase for me and I'm not that young. I've always spoken the way that I type and vice-versa. The only thing to which I gave any thought was the content. The words are what I would've said in any situation......
Aaaand, I'm being trolled. Fuck me.
The only reason they're paid the exorbitant amounts they are is because they are the ones that get stuck on the street harassed by fans day in and day out
not a single hollywood actor earns their pay through acting talent alone. Fuck, editing does most of the work when it comes to the end result.
It's just them being paid off to be the face of the industry. If they don't like it, they should have read some papers a little closer and did some research before jumping into the public eye.
This is why I'm on the fence about it. You shouldn't make fun of someone for something they make fun of themselves, but at the same time most comedians are fine with banter. I guess I just considered Amy as the type of comedian who would be fine with it, but I guess with all the social justice stuff she's not.
You enter stardom, you accept that this is going to happen for the rest of your life. Fucking deal with it. Get your prescriptions delivered if it's such a hassle taking a picture with the people who love you for what you do. What a coke snorting cunt.
He implies she's not a virgin and she says he's calling her a whore.
>This isn't a phase for me and I'm not that young. I've always spoken the way that I type and vice-versa
Also you had no content just words without substance. Fact is the only reason anyone paid any attention to what you said was because you said something stupid while trying to sound smart. Textbook high school kid.
No one cares about your argument because it was shit, we're just laughing at how you take yourself way too seriously.
>criticizing a native english speaker for speaking how they would normally
absolutely no part of what he said would have been considered unusual in casual conversation. if your english isn't up to scratch then that's your problem.
Blame urban dictionary then. anyway look at the mess unecessary wording has caused, we should meet up and fight, its the only solution, i would love to punch your cheetos hole til it bleeds and if i lose i fucking tattoo FAUX-PASS on my forehead.
Where you at?
Based Kathleen Madigan, why isn't she your comedyfu /tv/?
I think that some people just assume a comedian is fair game because insults are part of what many of them do.
The difference is that we don't know these people and we aren't comedians. This kid made a mistake but he did it in a very public manner. So, when he was called out for it, the effect was amplified.
This thread serves as a testament to that amplification...
A female comedian really should be able to handle that entry level bantz. Clearly thinks she's in the untouchable A-list now and the mere plebs should know their place.
There's nothing worse in the world than a comedian that can't take a joke.
> be forced to talk to lights camera jackson
> talk to his cornball ass for like a minute
> he kisses your ass
> on twitter later that night you see he jokingly calls you a whore
> blow him out
> feel bad because he's a beta and cries
> nurture him in your titties
Believe me, I contemplated deleting the post. But then I would have looked like an even bigger asshole.
Oh well, win some, lose some.
Check these singles.
>you fetid human piss jug.
Fetid? Yeah further proof you only try to use fancy words to distract from your lack of substance.
because i'm not the only one laughing at you.
which of george clooneys exs are they talking about with steve-o?
>because i'm not the only one laughing at you.
Seems like you and the foreigner are the only two that feel that way.
Most of us recognized that what he said was pretty basic English.
>You are the only one
>And that other guy
>And all the rest but let's ignore those
No one finds you difficult to understand, we just think you are a complete idiot because you act like throwing out some fancy words makes you smart. I've told you this before, if you really had a brain you'd have understood this by now. But no. You aren't.
Stinking, open sewer. It's a fitting word that, odds are, likely describes your surroundings. I didn't just arrive at this shithole. I know how you faggots are.
These aren't difficult words. With what kind of caveman speak are you used to assaulting the English language?
She is known to be confrontational and gruff with people.
Whether she's a slut or not also doesn't matter, she stopped to take a picture with him, and the joke was poorly placed and stupid.
>You just have to be a complete idiot to think that using those words makes you look smart.
Jesus Christ the amount of projection here.
Since when is using descriptive language bad?
Right. I never claimed that they were either. Are you mental?
I speak, and type, I guess, a certain way. I never gave any thought to its being pretentious or tryhard. Coming across that way was never my intention nor was I attempting to seem clever. It's just how I speak.
Don't like it? Don't respond. Fairly simple concept.
List of actors who became famous by accident and thus have a right to complain when people recognise them and ask for a photo/autograph:
[data not found]
No, seriously, if she didn't want the guy to take a photo of her, she should have just said so - not take the photo then bitch about it later
She's Chuck Schumer's cousin. Why wouldn't she?
Holy shit. The guy who made the joke was Lights, Camera, Jackson?
This made my day.
>One that you can't seem to grasp
No, I'm good. However, I'm not the one bothered by the way anyone else is posting.
Honestly, this is ridiculous. So, by all means, have the last word. You'll, no doubt, take it.
i really hate to sound like a 4chan hater, but you really have zero grasp of reality. spaghetti-boy was there with his dad because he's a child. she met him and his dad. she was surprised that this child would say such a thing, and mentioned his father knowing that doing so would bring it to his attention, thus allowing said father to parent his mouthy child. i wouldn't expect most of you to understand, as you don't seem to have had very good parents and thusly are thinking about this situation from the point of view of spaghetti-boy, the only person in this situation with whom you identify.
also, i don't find schumer funny.
Why the fuck are conservatives rushing to the aid of the dweeb?
>her spiel on how the news always goes out of their way to interview the worst example of human life after a natural disaster
Her delivery leaves something to be desired but all her material is pretty good
>Oh, how dare the 17-year-old boy insult the pure-as-the-driven-snow innocence of Amy “I Can Catch a Dick Whenever I Want” Schumer? How dare he?!
Because she is a modern empowered woman, unfettered by the antiquated gender roles of a bygone era.
Hopefully the kid hangs himself in his closet and she gets blamed for it blacklisted forever.
Who am I kidding, all the clickbait sites would celebrate his suicide and she'd get even more press for killing a future member of the patriarchy.
Do you think Dave Chappelle was wrong for getting pissed when every fucking Cletus would run up to him and yell "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH" at him when he was just out with his kids? ...or do you suppose, MAYBE, that there is a line somewhere?
yeah in the street every day maybe, though Matt Damon got called MATT DAMON like in Team America everyday and didn't give a fuck. Dave was also nuts and thinks black people wearing drag is a conspiracy
>He didn't blast anyone on social media about it. I think it was just an annoyance that it happened so often.
You're right he just cancelled his show and fucked off to Africa for a few years.
Again, that's not blasting anyone about a single act. He got fed up so he took a break. There is literally nothing wrong with that.
Getting buttmad at a single, specific fan for a joke he thought you were in on is just being a bitch.
Except that's just being aggressively repetitive when he's just enjoying a day with his kids. One kid making a joke she makes all the time is not the same thing. Especially since Schumer humiliated one specific person.
Whom did he call out? Why are you so desperate to make the two completely different things similar? When you stretch like that, all it does is make your "point" totally invalid. You're being dishonest with both of us.
You know, she was the only one in this story who spun the idea of a woman being promiscuous as something derogative. This wouldn't happen with a promiscuous male comedian because men are comfortable being sluts. Blame it on societal pressures on women giving her reason to think he wrote his tweet as condemning, or blame it on the feminist movement for giving too much space for this kind of whining and crucifying who opposes to it, but the truth is, if she was the one who jumped to the conclusion he was trying to be rude, and she wouldn't have if she were truly comfortable with her sexuality.
>Again, that's not blasting anyone about a single act
It's not a single act though
People (herself included) make whore jokes all the time
She probably thought she was doing the kid a favor by taking a picture with him and then he hit her with that next day.
I personally believe she overreacted but I don't live her life, for all I know she had a bad day or that comment was the straw that broke the camels back.
LOL!! Holy fucking hyperbole. Some kid made a very public comment to someone he didn't know out of left field and she chided him for it. So what?
You know what most celebs would've done? They would've had a publicist call up and ball the fucking kid out, then, like a day later, he would've had some "impromptu" apology on his Twitter anyway.
And you spergs would be harping about how disingenuous and obviously forced that was. There's no winning with you cocksuckers.
I hate schumer but you faggots who get upset at the roast joke are fucking terrible. Don't watch a roast if you can't handle it. You faggots always remind me of the retards in this vid.
>is slut the new nigger?
Nigga slut has always been that way
You only call a girl a slut during dirty talk, same way white girls only use nigger when their getting their twats stretched out.
>not a trend. It was a joke (a single specific one)
Many people make that joke about her
Like I said his comment was the one that made her snap.
Whether it's because she doesn't want strangers calling her a whore anymore or she had a bad day is up for debate.
That make it more clear for you?
Being this based
So many more but nobody listens…at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.
But she didn't complain about lots of people making the joke about her. That would be entirely different, as it doesn't put a single, specific kid on blast.
She conmlained about one guy doing one thing. Why do you keep pretending to not understand that distinction? What do you think your insincerity buys you?
This I can at least understand, it's possible she just wanted to be nice at at the moment but the thought that people lack perspective kept lingering in her head, and that's how tweets come about
What an effete cunt. And then this dorky sperg actually submits to her whiny bullshit and apologizes like a little cuck. Everyone involved in this is fucking awful.
Dat feel when not even David Cameron will stick his dick in you.
Since Amy Schumer's career has "levelled up" she needs to appease feminist cunts.
She can't step out of line by adopting politically incorrect language IRL.
Patrice O'Neal talks about it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=064ZKJutwC4
>But she didn't complain about lots of people making the joke about her.
She doesn't need to
Anyone that saw her response to that kid now knows she's going to lash out at them if they call her a whore
She made an example of him whether this is a one time thing or going to happen more often is up in the air.
Only difference between this is Chappelle is we don't know who said or what was said to finally make him snap.
she made a whole movie about how funny and accepting she is of her whore lifestyle
he's a movie critic so his joke was more than anything a reference to her movie, and you can't fault him for thinking that was ok ground to talk about beause she seems to have built her whole career on that. can't fault a normie for believing her.
and you are autisitc and go back to reddit fagot
Right, she made an example of him. Dave Chapelle didn't make an example of any of his fans who said stupid shit
This is incredibly morally relevant, as one is mean and the other is not.
>give whore things to say on stage
>she thinks she made those things up and is responsible for her fame and not the pro-CuCk jewish run media
>goes apeshit over bantz
Judaism was a mistake- Moses
Chelsea Peretti and Patrice O'Neal also can't and couldn't take a joke when it's made at their expense. I wish that kike nosed slut would die like that fat convicted rapist did. Hopefully she suicide bombs Amy Schumer while she's at it.
That's not Amy Schumer, you chucklefuck.
I can banter just fine, feggit. I'm referring to normal people and their mindset. If you think your average asshole on this site is normal, then you're delusional. This site is cancerous. Prolonged exposure unchecked is deadly. There isn't a positive thing about this place other than it being a place for free speech. It is otherwise populated by the most miserable pieces of shit on the planet.
Not fucking off back to reddit. You know it's true.
>This site is cancerous. Prolonged exposure unchecked is deadly. There isn't a positive thing about this place other than it being a place for free speech. It is otherwise populated by the most miserable pieces of shit on the planet.
Fuck you hit close. Every time I open a thread, my optimism and happiness dissipate and nothing's left but bitterness. Yet I can't leave ;_;
Yeah, same. Truthfully, I do find some interesting conversation from time to time and this place speaks more to my sense of humor.
However, this is an unhealthily antisocial place. It's like an abusive relationship but many spergs here have never had ANY relationships. So, they can't see it or, perhaps, don't care to see it...
so fucking retarded, "intentionally fell" my fucking ass
god dammit she is so unattractive
Oh, that's it. Now you've done it. You've unleashed the fucking FURY.
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
I'm from Reddit and I love this place, also. Oh, does that make you mad? So very mad? Oh, you seem quite mad that there are those of us from Reddit who also enjoy coming here and hanging out with you cool guys. We like it. We REALLY like this place. Oh, we're not leaving. We're sitting right here, friendo. You like that one? "Friendo?" It's from No Country For Old Men. I know tv memes lol!
You think this is your own private utopia, your retreat from the world, your clubhouse to hang out with your other rebels, but guess what? We Reddit folk found it. We found it and we like it.
And we're NOT LEAVING.
Media is still hard at work shilling for Amy Schumer. You have be truly brainwashed to actually fall for this blatant propaganda, it's the only way anyone could find this repulsive cow to be entertaining.
Who gives a shit what "normal people" think? There are plenty of people who say things that you think aren't "allowed" out loud, in public, and still function fine in social situations.
This site isn't cancerous; people who think they have the moral authority to decide what's okay to say and what's not, are cancerous. Bible thumper, SJW, and everything in between.
Now you're just talking about freedom of expression, the only good thing about this place, as I've said.
Doesn't change the fact that this place radiates negativity. It's palpable. With the promise of free speech and ESPECIALLY anonymity, you attract the disenfranchised and A LOT of the dregs of society. The Neo-Nazis, the pedos, the sociopaths, people from whom no one wants to hear but, because of the nature of the site, we must endure. This is as morally bankrupt a place as it is important.
meh, fair mental fight, mature grown woman vs. high schooler
>"people say things I don't like and it's wrong."
No, I come here and sometimes I enjoy myself but a lot of times it's just not a good or healthy place to be... for anyone. There's no argument.
As I've said, freedom of expression is a good thing. Adding anonymity to the mix is what gives you a place like this. There's just a lot of foul shit that comes with it. That's the price one has to pay.
I was merely explaining why I sometimes feel the way I do about this place, nothing more.
>No, I come here and sometimes I enjoy myself but a lot of times it's just not a good or healthy place to be... for anyone. There's no argument.
There absolutely is. You're jumping to the conclusion that everyone here is absorbing everything they read and taking it right to mind; you're projecting your mental weakness onto other anons.
>As I've said, freedom of expression is a good thing. Adding anonymity to the mix is what gives you a place like this. There's just a lot of foul shit that comes with it. That's the price one has to pay.
What you consider a "price" isn't objectively a price. That's your histrionic opinion.
>I was merely explaining why I sometimes feel the way I do about this place, nothing more.
This backlash at you is about your post about being tasteful in fucking comedy. People are upset about your attitude that people need to follow unspoken rules about civility and respecting other people's fragile sensibilities. If the world were how you wanted it to be, comedy and entertainment wouldn't be anywhere near where it is today.
People are annoyed by those who share unwarranted opinions about how others should live their life. Sure, you can express your opinion, and anons will just tell you why it's retarded and why you're a faggot for having it. And they're right.
>tfw I know Amy Schumer's name and likeness
Shit is so depressing. I wish she would fade into obscurity so I could forget about this human swine.
I've already said that I see the importance of this place. Who the fuck is talking about tasteful comedy? You must have me confused with someone else.
As for being mentally weak. Fuck that. This place often attracts the unstable, unemployable, worst that society has to offer and you know it. It's like a big cyber city full of people with masks and all of its worst denizens have bull horns. You have to leave it from time to time. Many do not.
Stow your manly fortitude. This negativity isn't good for anyone all the time. Be a person, for fuck's sake. Remember what that's like?
>This place often attracts the unstable, unemployable, worst that society has to offer and you know it
How do you know? Everyone's anonymous. There's no way to know who's memeing and who isn't.
These storm faggots are not memeing. There are DEFINITE pedos on this site. If these people aren't serious, then they fall into that autistic level of mental instability. They are relentless.
AND everyone who's been here for a bit knows that there have been more than a couple of straight up, for real murderers on boards like /b/. They've posted evidence. Who are you kidding, bro?
Isn't kinda weird that just a couple of days ago JLaw was involved in something similar, some controversy that put bad light on them.. It might sound crazy, but I do believe this is some kind of publicity stunt , aren't they putting out a movie together this year (schummer and lawrence) ?
>These storm faggots are not memeing.
Yes they are. I've browsed /pol/ for four years and I can say, with certainty, that most of them are just right of center and are exaggerating it to, its logical conclusion, for comic effect.
>There are DEFINITE pedos on this site
How do you know that they're serious? A lot of that is done just to scare new users away. It's an unspoken meme.
You talk about autistic levels of mental instability, and yet, you're taking posts on 4chan seriously.
Thats the thing, this is such an obvious joke/banter and instead of Amy Schumer replying in the same manner, she takes offence at it like it's some kind of personal attack.
She could have replied and been funny, but that would probably require her to use some wit in her comedy.
>When people are hungry, they are more likely to be angry or aggressive. And now researchers have found the reason why: serotonin levels -- a hormone that helps regulate behavior -- fluctuate when people are stressed out or haven't eaten, according to a new study.
>her entire stand up is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>Her movie is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>Her whole persona is how she hooks up with a bunch of guys
>A guy makes a light hearted joke about it