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So, /tv/, now that the dust has settled...

What's the verdict?
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>>65083328
7/10 if you don't have autism
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7/10 as a "bro just turn your brain off" space adventure flick

2/10 as a star wars movie
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Rey a best
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>>65083328
4/10
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>>65083430

very disappointed that she didn't get BLACKED

i was lied to
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>>65083328

8/10

Solid

>>65083420

>implying star wars hasn't always been "turn your brain off bro"
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>>65083328
Would've been pretty cool without Kylo Ren

I don't pay money to look at virgins with autism. I have a mirror for that.
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>>65083328
8 or 8.5/10 if it was a generic space action adventure film.

7.5/10 because it's Star Wars and has higher standards to live up to.

It was good but not great. Fun. I liked it but didn't love it.
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>>65083328
5.5/10. An appealing flick with good characters, but the thin worldbuilding hurts a lot.
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>>65083514

and yet the plot for the prequels is too confusing for most people
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>>65083514
Star Wars is top tier patritian art
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6/10
Really liked the original bits, but the nostalgia pandering, Rey's ability to do everything right Hux's laughable efforts to emulate space dictator, Phasma, and some of the dialogue makes this movie average at the very least
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it was a very good movie. Interesting characters, very good special effects. Realistic duels.
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>>65083712
>Hux's laughable efforts to emulate space dictator

You have no taste, Hux was great
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>>65083712
>stronk independent female character who don't need no man
>does nothing
>becomes literal trash

God, Phasma was shit. I'm surprised the SJWs aren't crying misogyny.
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>>65083328
>caring what fat manlet NEETs think
But on the for realsies though, 8/10
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>>65083503
Soon
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>>65083328
Pretty good
Magnitudes better than expected
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>>65083328
Needed more Dengar
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Havent watched the old movies in many a year, gonna watch this one tonight. What should I know? I've already been spoilered everything thanks to Twitch
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>>65083328
it was alright
I enjoyed it on a completely artificial level of enjoying seeing things from my childhood.

The story is really uninteresting because it's literally just the same shit all over again, and the characters are blaaaaaaannnnndddd (especially Rey).
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>>65083328
good movie aside from the mary sue and shit caedus
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Finn:

> incompetent at his job
> runs away from his employer rather than do work
> constantly needs the help of others to do anything
> is a mysogynistic neanderthal in the way he treats Rey... always grabbing at her and asking her if she's got a boyfriend.

Basically Finn is a Nigger stereotype.
Just like Watto is a Jew stereotype.

Why is Disney so BLATANT in their racism?
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>>65084146
it's a capeshitized version of Star Wars that becomes worse the more you think about it.

it's basically the 5th failed attempt to make a really good Star Wars film and should be treated with indifference.
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>>65084292
>Basically Finn is a Nigger stereotype.

"Ummmmmmm unnnnnnnggggg
hey
you got a boyfriend at home?
hungh? do ya? do ya?
got a sexy boyfriend at home?"

Who wrote this crap?
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>>65084292
Are you saying it would have been better if he said "Ooga Booga" more?
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>>65083879
Too tryhard, tbqh, plus he looked way too young to be so high in the commanding chain

>>65083901
They're too busy defending Rey's excuse of a character
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>>65084379

He might as well.

Disney went out and picked the monkiest looking black guy and gave him nigger lines.

Seriously. How does disney get away with this shit?

It's like Watto being a jew or the Nemoidians being Asian stereotypes... it's fucking OBVIOUS, but nobody ever called lucas a racist.

this baffles me
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Do any black guys even like the Finn character?

Or does he embarrass you?
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>>65084510
>the monkiest black guy
I actually thought the same fucking thing second viewing
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Will Robert Englund be involved somehow in this trilogy?
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10/10 best star wars movie I have ever seen
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4/10
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>>65084625

I mean, Finn's an obvious racist caricature right?

There's a thousand ways they could have written his dialogue and they basically made him a nigger.
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it was awful, it felt like a Disney approved version of Star Wars with Marvel style memes.

I will miss the OT, Star Wars is dead to me.
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4/10

There was barely any story, it was just 90% dull action sequences. It also diluted the OT.
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>>65084352
cute boyfriend
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8/10
pretty good
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>>65083565
...and they were awful star wars movies, and movies
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>>65084904
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>>65084352
because to most people other than the autismos that like to breed on this site, it was funny. hey i didn't find it funny, but if the humour was clever nobody would like it. you can't blame them for wanting to make back the majority of their spending as early as they can.
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>>65084727
tbqh the "memes" were pretty funny to most people, not lazy attempts at making an in joke, but, for example, a joke about chewwie's crossbow. something thats been around since the OG and they used it for comedic purposes. it was good. i rated the movie second in the series, behind empire obvs
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>>65084981
kek havent been on here for some time, but ofc you guys liked the prequels.
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>>65083328
The only empirical score is 2/10 as a Star Wars film.

6/10 for a normal flick.
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>>65084610
my one black friends refused to see the movie because "a nigger popped up on the commercial"
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It would've have been that bad if they introduced new characters but since they hamfisted nostalgia for no good purpose it was shit.
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i loved it
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>>65085073
i really wish i was retarded enough to love tr8tr meme, i wanna fit in the masses.
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>>65085401
god that meme is fucking stupid, but notice how nobody laughed at it in the cinema? because it wasnt meant to be funny. people with as many chromosomes as midichlorians took it and made it a meme. not the filmmakers fault. at least it wast trying to make memes like guardians of the memes
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>>65085486
it wasn't meant to be funny, but it was meant to be cheered and the audience did cheer... what a bunch of morons.
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>>65083328
5/10

It keeps getting worse on repeated viewings and as you continue to think about it more and more. Like it's worse than the prequels. There was so much potential too.
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9/10

Third best Star Wars movie.
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>>65085138
>look everyone, i can't think for myself!

>>65083328
8/10. liked it better the 2nd time.
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>>65085647

fail. Keeps getting better imho.
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>>65085138
This is legitimately the most accurate review of Ep 7.
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>>65085541
jesus, i feel sorry for you and where you live. i live in a place where people aren't fucking braindead, and just watched the film. that bloke wasn't memorable at all besides the sort of alright almost-a-lightsaber fight
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>>65085733

>seeing this multiple times

please be trolling...
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Saw it 5 times.

Will watch it many more times when it comes to 3D Bluray.
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>>65085761
You mean hearing the capeshit jokes and watching bland characters continues to be entertaining for you? Damn you must be an incredibly dull person.
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>>65083328
The dust hasn't settled because no one in this thread has seen the movie. They just saw a shitty camrip. Wait till the 1080p rips are out then do this "now that the dust has settled" shit.
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V>>VII>IV>>VI>>>>>>>III>I>II
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>>65083328
The dust settled like 3 months ago, op. Just let it go already.
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>>65085788
I saw it in theaters once and then a cam rip 2 more times.
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>>65083378
/board
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>>65085486
GoTG was far more interesting and much more original than Meme Wars Ep 1: The Memes Awaken. At least GoTG knew exactly what it was thanks to James Gunn's excellent direction. He knew he was making a family space adventure and he completely succeeded at that.
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Me, my wife, and her boyfriend went to it with high expectations and were not disappointed :D A+ in my book!
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Excellent film that strongly opens the next wave of Star Wars films. Most of /tv/s criticisms of it are just cynical people that think going against the grain makes them smarter. It's not flawless, but it is definitely up there with Empire Strikes Back. If they had gone for a more original plot as opposed to trying to make it reflect A New Hope, then it would without a doubt be the best film in the series. I'm very optimistic for the series.
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>>65085935

>It's not flawless, but it is definitely up there with Empire Strikes Back.
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>>65083328
First time I saw it I went home and shit on it on the internet. 5/10
Second time I saw it I had a great time and realized it was one of the better films after all.
7/10
It has as many plotholes as any movie with a broad storyline, and they can all be rationalized one way or another.

It made mistakes, but mediocrity of plot is part of what makes Star Wars Star Wars. Most of the people who decided it wasn't good were people who are still irrationally attached to the original trilogy. What I realized on the second viewing is that I just wasn't immersed on the first one. Feeling the difference in directorial style made it seem like an imitation, like some fan made shit. Once I got over the novelty and I was able to watch it as a real Star Wars movie and I enjoyed it so much more.

The original trilogy wasn't THAT good to begin with. Force Awakens wasn't better than a New Hope, but it was better than Revenge of the Jedi.
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>>65085920
jesus looks like i found a jugular
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>>65085969
Nice pepe now I know I'm definitely wrong.
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>>65085974
>Revenge of the Jedi
>This edgy
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>>65086029

some people are just hopeless
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It was a fun movie filled with interesting enough characters especially black guy.

Movie was on same level as the new Star Trek movies or guardians, so a fun space adventure movie.

7/10 a little too long for my tastes but otherwise great movie.
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>>65085935
>definitely up there with Empire Strikes Back

No, just no. It doesn't even come close to the original trilogy.
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>>65084292
He wasn't incompetent at his job. In fact he seems like he was pretty fucking good at it, with all his precise knowledge of the base. They had no prior issues with him. Remember that he was a sanitation worker. He just didn't like the killing innocent people. He didn't want to kill innocent people. So he left. Because he didn't like the killing innocent people. Because he didn't want to kill innocent people. So he left.

I don't know if that's too complex for you to understand, if so I can repeat it a few more times for you.

In terms of "needing help"... He actually provided more help than he demanded by orders of magnitude.

He grabbed her hand a couple times in the beginning and asked her if she had a boyfriend once. I don't know what that has to do with black stereotypes but it vanishes pretty quickly as he realizes she's more capable than he is.
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A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded.
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>>65085486
>people with as many chromosomes as midichlorians
keek
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>>65084136
The space arab
IG-88 is the boss deal with it lmao :^)
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>>65086044
That was a subconscious accident I shit you not. You obviously know what made me say it but I swear I didn't actually mean to say it lol. sry for not saving ink
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>>65085974
>The OT wasn't that good to begin with

Except it was. It's widely regarded as an incredibly important film in cinema history. It revolutionized the sci-fi genre and film industry as a whole and became a cultural phenomenon.
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8/10
I think it was a great way to re-introduce the franchise and I enjoyed the characters and SFX's so much that I just don't care that the story was predictable. My rating is not final though, I will have to re-evaluate the movie in the context of the other two when they come out.
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>>65083328

It was fine. The movie is obviously some kind of a reboot / bridge film being used to set up a shitload of more films. I can deal with it being what it is, but I would have liked a simple space adventure without so much baggage.
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>>65086157
And here ladies and gentleman, we have the second wave of prequel fanboys: sequel fanboys. Bringing even more autism to the table with each generation.

I hate all of you millenials already. Fucking reddit
I bet your youtube username is something like Xxsonicboy72xX
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>>65086334
So you didn't like Empire Strikes Back?
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>>65084292
Finn had balls of steel even before he decided not to run off, he was willing to honor Poe's mission as far as getting BB8 to Leia and also tried to protect Rey until he realized she was fine on her own.

He also repeatedly fought stronger opponents with a weapon he had no clue how to use and managed to injure Kylo with it before getting knocked out. They also said he wasn't incompetent at his job, he just didn't like killing random dirt farmers in a shitty village on a backwater planet for no real reason.
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>>65085401
>tr8tr meme
Huh?
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>>65085935
>up there with Empire Strikes Back
that's not exactly a "high point"
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>>65086349
i'll have you know there are plenty of people who dont like the prequels or the new one, but love the OT, who are more autistic than a redneck who isn't a farmer
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>>65086401
>He also repeatedly fought stronger opponents with a weapon he had no clue how to use and managed to injure Kylo with it before getting knocked out

I took issue with him being that skilled with the lightsaber.
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>>65086490
It was a weird thing for him to use as effeciently as he did, but if he was trained with the riot baton like TR8R was that might explain it, though a simple statement about that or his training would've cleared that up.

He did get his ass kicked both times though, and TR8R would've killed him if not for Han, as would have Kylo if not for Rey. It was mostly just the balls it took to do it at all that spoke of his character. Most people would run from either of those people.
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The part where they had to kill the "Totally not death star" before it fired it's weapons at "The totally not rebel base on Yavin" was so fucking blatantly ripped off I laughed because it felt like a parody
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>>65086611
This

George Lucas
>Moon sized planet killing weapon

Jewjew Hackbrams
>Planet sized system killing weapon

HAHAHA FUCKING REALLY?
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>>65086611
Its like if an eight year old wrote it
...a hateful eight year old
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>>65086693
next time, a system sized weapon designed to destroy Lucas' ego
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>>65086693
>starkiller base isn't even bigger than our moon
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>>65085486
I laughed at it in the cinema, I also laughed when Han Solo got kill.

Am I autistic?
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>>65083328
I keep seeing this fucking thread, the dust settled weeks ago why cant fags get over that
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>>65087010
hey man, that's pretty edgy. cool.
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>>65087055
Because it's a le ebin meme, grandpa
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>>65083328
>Reys staff lines up perfectly with Kylos' saber
why does this irk me so much?
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>>65084352
I honestly laughed at "Got a cute boyfriend?", there's worse dialogue, like when Poe meets Kylo, or anything Leia says.
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Polarized. A few people legitimately enjoyed it, most liked it because of muh nostalgia or I'm hip and love pop culture, many disliked it because they realize abrams and his fondness for plagiarism and unoriginality, and some hated it.
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>>65087191
>colloquial/irreverent dialogue = shit dialogue
hmm yeah Poe's dialogue was shit... wasn't introducing us to his character or anything. God I feel like i'm in a zoo full of people who just got a biology O level and pretend they know shit about anything
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>>65085854
>3 that high
Not only are you a cancerous weeb, but you are a retarded one as well
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>>65083328
5/10
as a fan I wouldn't give it more than 3/10 though
fuck, they didn't even give me a good soundtrack I can listen to
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>>65087437
what the fuck are you talking about you fedora faggot?
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