Actually this reminds me of the first time I banged Your mother OP, I was working at a tattoo shop as a apprentice and she comes waddling in (she is morbidly obese) and she asks for a Tinker Bell fairy on her left titty. After I tat it on her (it took about 30 mins. because I was new and not very good) she goes to pay and is 20 dollars short of the $50 bill. She then tries to bribe me with food stamps but they didn't get refilled for another 5 days so I wasn't down with that. She then rifled through her purse for a few minutes collecting loose change. After a minute or so I just offered to pay the 20 dollar difference just so I could get her out of my store because the smell of her BO was making my nauseous. After the transaction went through she turned to me and said "I want you to bang me on the tattoo table" so I did. However I had to put a paper bag over her head because of her terrible breath and ugliness. And I also wore nose plugs because like I said before she has horrendous body odor. And that's the story of the first time I banged OPs mom.
why's my thread derailing? shame on you, you lewd people
went to google image search and results were as such.
>ruining potentially amazing thread with slav asses with plastic korean bitches with no ass or tits
I'm Asian but come on man, don't you fucking dare you pasty ass white faggot, stop jerking it to gooks and you might regain your manhood
I have no idea, I am just a mere moviegoer
you commit to memes or to sluts to get attention on /tv/
OP has chosen the lesser evil
K-Pop girls are literally Babby's First Asian Fetish, you don't actually like women, you just like memes.
If you actually stopped to observe the faces of the average K-Pop plastic bitch, you'd realize they have very ugly or plain faces. Get fucking good.
Repeat, dubs incoming, please standby
Yelling, "FUCK YOU COWBOY, FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES!" right before Leeroy Jenkinsing it was always really funny to me. Like that was Animal Mother's rallying cry.
Base to operator, dubs incoming, repeat, dubs incoming
They need repeating digits?
Fine, send these over.
Have courage, lads. Dubs are on their way.
>be in like 9th grade
>be watching exorcist with my older brother and a bunch of his friends
>scene comes where she stabs herself in the cooch with the crucifix
>I burst out laughing while everyone else screams in horror
Was really awkward. I felt like a weirdo.
>be watching aliens with my brother
>i have a terrible relationship with him, we barely talk
>GAME OVER MAN scene comes up where their seemingly only escape from the planet gets destroyed
>it cracks me up and i try to hold my laughter so i dont disturb him
>my brother sits there with a straight face
>cant stop giggling to the point im shaking and sweating
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
>doesn't use this to clean his ass
fucking white people
When I was little I went to go see the third Harry Potter in London two(?) weeks before the US got it
Something about that scene where the Whomping Willow snaps back and bashes that bird out of the air in a poof of feathers made me screech with laughter and got glares from my Britbong audience members
I think I even clapped at the end of the movie and was confused why everyone else didn't
back on topic, my fav scene in this movie
>Who's Harry Crumb?
>scene where Harry (John Candy) is trying out some stuff
>he turns and looks at the camera and says
>"I got a black belt in Aikido... and the boots to match."
>bust out laughing in the theater which was well over half full
>nobody else laughing
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all
fuck you anon I just jerked off for the 5th time today now I need to do it again
Same. It's literally the only picture I have saved on my PC.