scenes you only find extremely funny

>putting her stinky ass on that expensive car

Who is that cunt? Looks like a 15 year old..

>>65083088
>being okay with the pamphets but not a teenage ass on your mid price range vehicle

you're a piece of shit.

>>65083020

Get her ass off that car

just no

who

Actually this reminds me of the first time I banged Your mother OP, I was working at a tattoo shop as a apprentice and she comes waddling in (she is morbidly obese) and she asks for a Tinker Bell fairy on her left titty. After I tat it on her (it took about 30 mins. because I was new and not very good) she goes to pay and is 20 dollars short of the $50 bill. She then tries to bribe me with food stamps but they didn't get refilled for another 5 days so I wasn't down with that. She then rifled through her purse for a few minutes collecting loose change. After a minute or so I just offered to pay the 20 dollar difference just so I could get her out of my store because the smell of her BO was making my nauseous. After the transaction went through she turned to me and said "I want you to bang me on the tattoo table" so I did. However I had to put a paper bag over her head because of her terrible breath and ugliness. And I also wore nose plugs because like I said before she has horrendous body odor. And that's the story of the first time I banged OPs mom.

>small tits
>fat ass

THIS IS MY FETISH

this girl looks 13

>>65083088
> old ass z4
> expensive

Found the poor guy

>>65083020
Is it shopped? Her ass looks deformed. And their legs are weird.

>>65083622
That's just good taste. Nothing fetishistic about it.

>>65083662
What? That ass and legs looks amazing. Imagine the gap.

>>65083020
great movie, but the music makes me depressed

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why's my thread derailing? shame on you, you lewd people

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjS2fyRPTJY

>>65083087

>>65084068
Who's that semen daemon op?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLbiFUu_BSM

>>65083020
>that body
Fucking perfect in every way. Moving to Russia ASAP.

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>>65083622

went to google image search and results were as such.

>>65084191
>ruining potentially amazing thread with slav asses with plastic korean bitches with no ass or tits

I'm Asian but come on man, don't you fucking dare you pasty ass white faggot, stop jerking it to gooks and you might regain your manhood

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>>65084256

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>>65084128
>>65084128
I have no idea, I am just a mere moviegoer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64yianfGvzc

>>65083020
>"scenes you only find extremely funny"
>posts picture of a slut

And for that reason, you know where this thread is soon heading.

>>65083020

Looks like my soon-2-be girlfriend

>>65084301
I love Angie

>tit guys ruining the thread

post more asses you fucking cucks

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>>65084403

im too sad to

>>65084301
this scene is gold, there's no one like Sellers

i want kpop general to leave

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>>65084312
you commit to memes or to sluts to get attention on /tv/

OP has chosen the lesser evil

K-Pop girls are literally Babby's First Asian Fetish, you don't actually like women, you just like memes.

If you actually stopped to observe the faces of the average K-Pop plastic bitch, you'd realize they have very ugly or plain faces. Get fucking good.

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>>65084572
kek

>>65084572

Asian women are naturally ugly. That is why they have become so good at makeup over the years.

>>65083020
I find Ralph Fiennes funny in a vacuum
Any scene with Voldemort is hilarious to me because of his weird mannerisms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEE2QOlGoB4

>>65083020
Who is this erection confection?

>>65084621
thank mr skeltal

>>65083088
she can put her stinky ass on my dick

>>65084731

me in the back

>>65084621
This would be hot if she wasn't so bony.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k6WEatV1oEc

>>65084783
Fuck off Ameriturd/nigger

>>65084851
Enjoy your lack of testosterone koreaboo.

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>>65084955
>le high test meme

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>>65084955

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Requesting doubles, operator.

>>65084844
>watch it with mates
>they all agreed Morty went too far
>I was the only one that thought he was perfectly justified

>you will never experience preteen love

why
even
live

http://youtu.be/HxWCAJS7Co8

>>65085043
Negative, stay in this thread.

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>>65085043

10-4, dubs incoming

>>65085105
>preteen "love"
You mean the worst emotional state known to man?

>you will never have a teenager put her ass on top your car
;_;

>>65085220
GO GO GO

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>>65085220
>>65085319

Repeat, dubs incoming, please standby

Only kpop girl worth a damn is Gain

Yelling, "FUCK YOU COWBOY, FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES!" right before Leeroy Jenkinsing it was always really funny to me. Like that was Animal Mother's rallying cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHZPhRZ9fs

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>>65085220

Base to operator, dubs incoming, repeat, dubs incoming

http://youtu.be/QvX1trMkoLM
Burn After Reading is the most underrated Coen Brothers movie.

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>>65085495
What's that?
They need repeating digits?
Fine, send these over.

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>>65085721

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>>65085721
>Can't get dubs

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>>65085721
>>65085760
>>65085772

Have courage, lads. Dubs are on their way.

>>65083088
>Implying she didn't bleach the stink off of her anus.

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>>65085772
Don't be so sure

>>65084744
>me in the back

Plus 40 pounds.

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>>65085822
>>65085822
>>65085822

Tony I need you to get me dubs now!

>>65085810
She has a very pure and juvenile asshole I am sure of it

Also, I can't sleep cause there are coons in my backyard fumbling through trash and I am too lazy to get up.

>>65086059
>this post
This is how Europeans see Americans

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>>65085822

>>65086059
>there are coons in my backyard

Don't you have welfare there? Why they have to go in your yard?

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>>65085822

>>65084301
>cries to 60 minutes that her photos are posted online
>continues to whore herself out

>>65086166
>>65086108

Not kidding they are all over the place here.

http://m.spiegel.de/international/a-470850.html

This article is old but it only got worse.

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atheism btfo

>>65086399
do you need help

>>65086459
Where is your god now?

>>65086362
She didn't care that her photos were leaked, she saw the chance to be on national TV and took it because she's an attention whore.

>>65083319
the pamphlets don't stink and have shit on them

more girls!

>>65084731
where's the full set? I can't find it

>>65084342

what is this meme? Ive seen it posted several times now. SOmeone explain it to me

>>65083020
She's actually 12

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>>65086907
is she one of us?

>>65085043
Here you go m8

>>65087356
i should buy a baby and a gopro

>be in like 9th grade
>be watching exorcist with my older brother and a bunch of his friends
>scene comes where she stabs herself in the cooch with the crucifix
>I burst out laughing while everyone else screams in horror

Was really awkward. I felt like a weirdo.

>>65083088
Lewd incoming:
>putting her stinky ass on that expensive car

it should be on my face with my tongue halfway to her stomach

>>65088086
Only this missing from this post is
>be me

>>65088191

I'm an utter failure!

>>65084443
who is this boy

>be watching aliens with my brother
>i have a terrible relationship with him, we barely talk
>GAME OVER MAN scene comes up where their seemingly only escape from the planet gets destroyed
>it cracks me up and i try to hold my laughter so i dont disturb him
>my brother sits there with a straight face
>cant stop giggling to the point im shaking and sweating
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
>"n-nothing"

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>>65086727

>doesn't use this to clean his ass

fucking white people

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>>65086907

>>65087356
>>65084731
>>65083020
Where's the full set anons?

>>65084731

>America

>>65088354

Shitting streets detected

>>65088395
It's Russia you retard

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>>65085822

>>65088468

Same level of trash.

>>65087356
link plox

>>65083020
When I was little I went to go see the third Harry Potter in London two(?) weeks before the US got it

Something about that scene where the Whomping Willow snaps back and bashes that bird out of the air in a poof of feathers made me screech with laughter and got glares from my Britbong audience members

I think I even clapped at the end of the movie and was confused why everyone else didn't

someone post the set please

A Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU

>>65088354
That water has to be anus clenching cold!

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back on topic, my fav scene in this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-fQ-xd1whA

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>>65085043
ahora vas a conocer mis dobles

>Who's Harry Crumb?
>scene where Harry (John Candy) is trying out some stuff
>he turns and looks at the camera and says
>"I got a black belt in Aikido... and the boots to match."
>bust out laughing in the theater which was well over half full
>nobody else laughing
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all

>>65083088
>implying the stank isnt a bonus

>>65084068
That was a great fucking flick.

>>65086059
>there are coons in my backyard fumbling through trash

Blacks and their noise are keeping you up as well anon? Here I thought I was the only one.

>>65086362
who is she?

>>65089925
>not running the hot water tap through the toilet
It's only bad when you forget to flush, and you turd stews overnight.

op is a typical /sp/ immigrant

>>65083481
This is probably the funniest thing I have read here in the past 4 years. Thank you for that.

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>>65084621
fuck you anon I just jerked off for the 5th time today now I need to do it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=madmJUo4T2E

trying to stay on task for op.

>>65083088
She can put her stinky ass on my face son man the fuck up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU

>>65085043
take this triples

>>65084621
What's her name? Reverse image searching a snapshot isn't doing me any good.

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>>65086178
this one gets me every time

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>>65097880

Same. It's literally the only picture I have saved on my PC.

>>65083481
Saved