>normie friend asks for a movie recommendation to watch with his girlfriend
Is there a worse feel?
Just tell them to watch something soul crushing like Blue Valentine or Paris, Texas.
>tfw the only friends you have are your /tv/ bros
Being a reee with normie friends is worse than having no friends at all, to be perfectly honest.
>normie friend asks for a movie recommendation to watch with his girlfriend that you have been in love with since 3rd grade and you know they're not even gonna finish watching it cus of the sex they will be having
>reminder that whatever loneliness you feel is entirely your fault, and being on 4chan inevitably perpetrates the cycle of loneliness
tell them to watch Frances Ha or something harmless like that
You don't need friends when you are as good a swordsman as pic related
I watched it with 4 different people on separate occasions and none of them tried to fuck me
>tfw a thread has the potential to turn into a Portman thread, but it doesn't.
I had lunch with a cute grill today, am I a normie /tv/? Also, pic related to stay on topic.
You could've started it but you didn't. Idiot.
omg those bewbs
>watch Hershlag flick
>turns out to be kinography
Does she have hairy pits in this movie?
Any movies where she shows hairy pits or hairy arms?
I have never tired one.
I will very soon, tho, because my retarded university normie hipster fucks have voted on having our prom-like get-together at a fucking Jewish bagel shop.
The owner is pretty cool, tho. Said we could stay inside after the closing hours and bring our own alcohol. Damn Jews, giving me more and more reasons to like them.
GIRL PITS ARE HAIRLESS YOU SCUM
>Best friend tells me he made his gf squirt for the first time yesterday
>Drunk as fuck and almost let it slip that I've made her squirt a ton of times
Having friends is overrated anyway.
>People ask me about some movies
>Chose one based in their taste and other of their favourite movies
>They don't watch it
Just got back from a three week trip around Yurop, cannot confirm.
And yet this is the best Padme replacement they could find
>Jew Abrams goes for 6/10 goy
>Goy Lucas goes for 10/10 Jew
Jews win everytime :3
they recast Finn just because JJ wanted them to.
don't overestimate the masterplan of the supreme overlords of Disney. you don't calculate your way to making a mediocre rehash unless you can't figure out anything better.
>>implying your women aren't creaming themselves at the thought of getting American tourist cock
Am I supposed to take that comment seriously?
Don't be so bitter anon, whenever you feel down, just remember that you aren't anthony burch.
You put 'ism' into 'this is just a defence mechanism!'
Should have told him to watch Nymphomaniac Pt 2 with her, then laugh as he cucks himself.
There's literally nothing wrong with being a normie, all of you are aberrations.
She's got a dead tooth. I bet talking to her smells like a baby's coffin.
>normie friend asks for a movie
>name a borderline normie movie
>week later ask what he thought about the movie
>says he watched Blockbuster 7: Return of the Plebeian instead
>having friends that have girlfriends
>talking to real humans
IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO RUB EVERYTHING IN!
goddamn she is the perfect waifu just die in my sleep already :'-(
That just makes her better because then your kids will be Jews and you'll be allowed onto the reptilian space cruisers when they complete their plan for world destruction and all leave the Earth to return to their home planet of Kikeulon 7.
>Is there a worse feel?
yes, it is the one knowing that you never fuck natalie hershlag portman
Holy shit, this thread is still alive?
OP here, I just woke up.