You guys hyped? Today is officially DC Day
>new Batman v Superman footage
>first footage from Wonder Woman - finally get to hear Gal Gadot speak
>Suicide Squad trailer
I wonder what the new bane-level meme will be
I'm fucking done with capeshit. I'm going to watch BvS and that's it. Fuck that marvel trash civil war, winter soldier was the one I liked the most and you fuckers make the sequel another avengers movie? I'm done. The novelty has worn off.
Warner brothers is pretty smart, they had a lot of flops in 2015, knowing that bvs would make them a lot of money, the fiscal year ends in march 2016. So they avoid paying to much taxes.
I JUST WANT TO FAP TO LIVE ACTION HARLEY QUINN.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I want to fap to Amber Heard taking the Big Hawaiian Cock
Ideally, in the next movie involving quinn, they'll give her a more accurate costume.
As much as I like slutty Harley, I would actually get off to something more like this. Similar to TAS, but different enough to be new.
Yeah I mean the harlequin cap isn't like a full mask, you can clearly tell it's Margot in face paint, so there's no MY FACE WILL BE HIDDEN BAWWWW bullshit.
Which makes me think, apart from that nightmare scene will Batfleck's mask come off in the climax?
wait wait wait wait is no one going to say how retarded it is to have a neon sign right on a basketball court? One fucking missed ball and oh shit you got glass and gas and your fucking faggot sign is broken.
fuck this lex
I'd be confused if superman didn't just x-ray vision him.
Though I imagine at the end of the movie, the characters will begin talking about 'making a group', as a setup for the justice league
>I'd be confused if superman didn't just x-ray vision him
I bet it'll be lead lined but he'll find it out some other way like how his hearing is so acute he recognizes Bruce's voice from the news despite the voice changer
>Puts Batman against Superman as if he has any chance of beating Superman
>After Batman fails, he creates an almost mindless monster that goes on rampage destroying the whole city just to kill Superman
>All the while he has Superman hostage and possess Kryptonite, so he could just kill him
This Lex is retarded
Reminder that the Wonder Woman theme is literally called "Is She With You?"
You think Kevin Smith ever questions why he has this relationship with DC and does all this stuff but he never gets asked to make a movie for them?
I bet he just tells himself he's too busy and he'd decline if they asked anyway...
Smith definitely doesn't have the self awareness to understand this. He writes Batman comics even though he can't write comics and has his friend draw his Batman comics even though his friend DEFINITELY can't draw.
>steps inside the Millennium Falcon and starts to cry
>sees the Batmobile and starts to cry
>gets the last of the popcorn butter at a movie theatre and starts to cry
>only has to pay for one seat at the theatre instead of two now and starts to cry
anyone find it kinda weird instead of casting a bigger woman that wonder woman is like they go ahead and cast an ever skinnier woman than average
they literally went with the opposite of wonder woman's actual body size
You have to bro.
Think of the memes.
>red sun radiation
Why do we pretend that superman is almost invulnerable when we know that batman has access to all of the previous three? Red radiation alone makes superman a normal person, and it can be easily used in a multitude of accessories and tools.
This movie is going to be a shot for shot remake of some random Marvel capeshit.
Because Marvel capeshit sells insanely well, and the thought of WB trying to break new ground in this, or any, genre is laughable.
For all accounts she got the role because she had 3 Fast and Furious movies under her belt, which is really bullshit because she did nothing that required looks or athleticism in them, that bikini scene is embarrassing.
Also fucking Olga Kurlyenko got bumped out for her? FUCK YOU
>While it's still unconfirmed if Wonder Woman will even be in Batman Vs. Superman, Variety is reporting that three actress are testing for the role of Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman.
The three actresses are Gal Gadot, Elodie Yung and Olga Kurylenko. Kurylenko was first reported to be in the running for the role earlier this week by Schmoes Know.
Maybe she couldn't pull off the American accent. She certainly looks the part.
I feel like the accent is more easily flubbed than the physique, though. Yeah, WW classically has the American accent but she's not actually American. You can handwave that shit as her trying to fit in and plebeians will probably find it clever.
Now the loud as fuck nigger in the back of the theatre is going to be 200% accurate when he stands up halfway through the movie to yell 'YO HOW DAT TINY ASS BITCH BE BLOCKING BULLETS'. And that, to me, is unforgivable.
I'd let her tie me up, blindfold me, and then deliver desperate, messy cunnilingus to her while she stands over me with her hands in my hair and tells me she knows I'm a weak-willed man who only exists to lick her cunt.
And I'm not usually submissive.
When you factor in exactly how many people have those things, he basically IS invulnerable. Particularly when you also factor in that having three rare weaknesses is jack shit compared to the infinite amount of weaknesses/vulnerability everyone else has.
>Implying she would let you off the hook
This one is official
>me on the left
>me on the right
I'm digging the "skin over metal" Robocop look
Minus the click bait "sorry mum" joker shit (I swear most of it is fake or made to look bad as a bad marketeting thing)
But Leto isn't a bad actor. Makeup is stupid but hes sure not taking the roll as just "oh look I gotta act" his supposed "ohmom" acts (real or fake) could just be some small hope that he will be an entertaining part of the movie
hell he may not be a good "joker" but may still be someone in the movie whose fun to watch
I will take the bait just to post more of her
Wonder Woman: probably 7/10 good movie but not as good since bad lead. Maybe she can act but she doesn't look it.
BMvsSM: probably Good 8/10 but shit Wonder Woman and awful Luther. But Batman and Superman will probably be great
OPs anus: Crusty and open from being a faggot
>BMvsSM: probably Good 8/10 but shit Wonder Woman and awful Luther. But Batman and Superman will probably be great
Pff. Gadot will still be bad but she will end up the stand out character because the rest is shit and normies are easily impressionable with "le badass chick"
Well he's just as vulnerable to magic as everyone else, batman always dealt a lot with magic. Sure most people don't have that, but we're talking about Mr. Prep Time. How can people really think he stands no chance?
I think it's alright, something to pass the time, it does have some good moments but there is way to much bullshit for it to be good.I'm not sure if he's acting got better or I just got used to it but the worst actor/actress on the show is easily the chick who plays Felicity or the one who plays Laruel.
>>tfw penguin turns to shit in season 2
Nah he's fine, even better now that he's pals with Riddler.
It's pretty awful that I'm more interested in Sue Sigh Sqwaaa than BvS. Doomsday or whatever it is just looks like shit. Maybe it's better if you read comics, I don't know, but I already don't care about bad-Hulk.
I was actually looking forward to Suicide Squad, it seemed like something different than the standard comicbook movie, Then all the shit about it being dark and things like that made me think it was gonna end up pretty bad, then it got a pg-13 rating and I have no hope for it now.
It has its moments.
Lyndaposting should become a thing when the WW movie comes out
i think they are adding parts of the Jamaican joker from The batman cartoon
This is gonna flop so fucking much.
I cant see any girl wanting to see this crap
I cant see any heterosexual male wanting to see this crap
Its like blink 182 was paid to do the poster.
Was the actual Aquaman in the comics too white or something?
my problem with it is that it doesn't seem like anything in the movie looks like this
it's just the posters they're doing
the only shit that looks kinda like this style is the Joker's car