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>The Revenant was a bad movie.
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I agree. It was a actually a bad film
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>Bone Tomameme was epic!

>>65064636
Howdydo reddit!
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>/tv/ thinks a movie is bad
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>>65064598
>Rey is a mary sue
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>>65064830
This.
She eats like a pig, what faggot would think that's "perfect"?
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>>65064724
>movie
The Revenant is a film.
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>leo tryHardio should get an oscar already
>tarantino is totally not a hack and a great director, <insert random interracial cuckold fantasy: The Movie> is my favourite film!
>baneposting is stale and should die already
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>>65064882
It's a fucking flick of the highest order. Nothing but shit acting/story wrapped with admittedly beautifying cinematography.

>le leo grunting and screaming
>le wide shots of rivers and mountains
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>>65064935
Fuck off back to reddit.
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>>65064935
Nice spelling mistakes, dipshit.
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>>65064935
Do you even know what flick means?
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>>65064939
No, you

>>65064960
Autocorrect, faggot.

>>65064963
Yes, The Revenant is a perfect example of a flick.
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>>65064963
It's how bitches masturbate. Seems appropriate to me.
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>>65064935
Howdydo reddit
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>>65065004
>Autocorrect
What was autocorrected you stupid redditor?
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the only bad part of the movie is that leo is immortal
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>>65064882

its shot with digital cameras . not on filmtape. so its a movie
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>>65064598
i just watched it, 9/10 first half 4/10 second. The movie detonated itself as soon as he finds his indian buddy hanging from a tree. The whole sequence of stealing the horse, freeing the woman, getting attacked by indians, falling off the cliff, and then playing buddy-cop with the ginger general ruined the entire presentation of the movie.

It almost felt like they switched scripts at that halfway point, or that these scenes stayed in the final cut simply because they wanted to present these set-pieces.

It should have gone
>rises from shelter created by indian bro
>had sacrificed himself to the elements for his wounded buddy
>buries and leaves canteen as memorial
>continues journey
>gangrene in left fingers, amputates them
>keep all the fitzgerald scenes at camp, fort now bridges a mountain
>indian scavengers on horseback trading garbage, have canteen
>tips fitzgerald off, he kills the kid and leaves
>chaos at camp
>next day leo arrives, walking toward front gate
>recognized and met by the other guys, he demands fitzgerald
>hears he left out the south gate
>no hesitation, walks straight through the camp and into the wilderness in pursuit
>same fight scene except he suffocates him to death with a rag
>credits

no pawnee squad at the end, and none of the gladiator knockoff shots spread throughout the movie
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>>65065222

so then you would leave the "daughter of the Indian chef" subplot unfinished

you would make it back into a revengeflick. that it manage to get out from when leo doesn't kill fitzgerald

thats no good
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Shitty Obama-Western, touted as high art-cinema by those who can't even bother to attend a film festival
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>>65065328
It is a revengeflick.
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> The Hateful Eight is a perfect movie thanks to a good plot, great acting and fabulous plot twists, plus it have Ennio Morricone OST so it's undoubtly a great western. QT is a great director.
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>>65065222
better if Glass should have meet Fritzgerald before entering the camp, fight scene at river first, then glass arriving at camp
imo
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Both scenes where indians chase him are stupid and cheesy, not only they can't aim for shit, but they also somehow lose him after he swims down the river or falls from the cliff
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>>65065461

no revengeflick without revenge. impossible
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>>65065222
>tips fitzgerald off, he kills the kid and leaves
Kid is actually a real person who becomes badass like Leo later in life
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>>65064598
Well made but really boring. Actors didn't bring their A-game. Tom Hardy was alright, Leonardo was almost as god, Kid with eyebrowns was terrible and just impossible to take seriously. What sucks even more is that Leonardo will probably get the Oscar this year just to fuck with society
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>>65065581
i could get with this too
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>>65065581
>fritzgerald

Would be epic if he was swiss
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Gleeson was actually pretty hot in this movie, though it was cringeworthy how he talked about his wife and died in next scene
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>>65064598
it was an ok forgettable film, if they award dicaprio with an oscar for laying down on his ass and moaning for 2 hours then they should just cancel the oscars alltogether, best part of the film was hardy stabbing that annoying monkeyfaced redskin like a dog, i liked that scene.
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>>65065212
absolutely wrong

watch more digital kino
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It's a movie that women will never understand
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I enjoyed it but fuck that final shot was stupid

> Looks DIRECTLY at the camera
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>those dream sequences
What is this first year film school shit

Only one I liked was the ruined church, since it reminded me of Andrei Rubljov
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>>65066475

Having read that piece I'm pretty convinced she didn't actually watch the movie.
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>>65066622
No she's just a woman
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>>65065328
>the "daughter of the Indian chef" subplot
It was fucking dumb anyway and feels like an afterthought

If he gave a shit about her, he'd interview the survivors or kill the french too
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>amazing cinematography
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>>65066380

hey give me proof/link that it wasnt shot with digital cameras. im pretty sure it was

>>65066561
its the same thing with the fog on the lens and lens flare, they are not hiding the fact that the camera is there. so he looking into the camera makes sense. it also fits with his previous movie styles

>>65066658
you didn't pay attention , the french got slaughter by the Indians. after glass rescued the chefs daughter and she told the chef that the french had kidnapped her, thats why the french guy that survived showed up with the marked can that glass owned. its a whole plot going around in the background. only told if you pay attention.
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>>65066658
Everything with Indians was stupid, Cheif's daughter, half-breed son, mysterious dead wife, wacky sidekick, how they couldn't catch him two times they chased him and their poor aim, only opening scene of Indian attack was cool, oh and the fact that actors actually looked like Indians
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>>65066834
if you were paying attention, you would have noticed that the dude w/ the canteen and the ginger speaking with him only used singular pronouns, meaning, the original script prob. had glass kill them all alone. the indians were added as an afterthought
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>>65066892
The story it was based on had Fitzgerald join the Army or something so Glass couldn't kill him and get away with it, but this kino dropped fugitive angle
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>>65066892

well when you have to make assumption and leap of faith to make the movie not fit together then you are just being a shit.

its hard to hear what he is saying because he mumbles . he also talks about wolfs or something. its safe to assume the Indians went back and kill them. this is all told between the lines . that's what i mean that the subplot is for those that pay attention and calculates 2+2
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>>65066834
>hey give me proof
I'm saying that the cameras used for shooting a picture doesn't determine whether or not it's a movie or a film or a flick etc
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>>65064882

BTFO by >>65065212
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>>65067413
t. reddit
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>>65066834
>its the same thing with the fog on the lens and lens flare, they are not hiding the fact that the camera is there. so he looking into the camera makes sense.

But to what purpose?
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>>65064598
I am as objective as you can get on this: The Revenant will win EVERYTHING.

Mad Max will get a hard snub other than maybe Director so they don't have to give it to AGI again, but everything else is The Revenant's. There is literally no other competition in the nominees. It's manifest destiny.
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>>65067589

its like the style he has . documentary. mockumenaty all does the same thing. hard to say why we likes mockumentaries it just looks more real by admitting the camera is there.
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>>65067372

maybe not in your language . but in american English; film means the fabric that is used for capturing the light called filmtape. every camerafag or photofag knows this.
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>>65067911
language evolves
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>>65064598
Nu-males hate The Revenant because it didn't have snappy Joss Whedon dialogue
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>>65068325
Nice try kid, it just sucks

TFA sucks
The Revenant sucks
capeshit sucks

the revenant is literally video games

go watch the new world
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>>65068368
t. Hateful 8 fan

The Revevant is instantly one of the top 100 films of the 21st century. Back to reddit now.
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>>65068813
hhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

keeping digging, pleb
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>>65068987
>pleb
t. redditor
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>>65068368
>the revenant is literally video games
Why do you /v/edditors compare everything to video games?
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>>65069033
nice try, but I don't even have a reddit account

the revenant is a reddit sensibility flick with meme cinematography engineered to appeal to video game audiences

try discussing it over there since you're so keen about the movie and your echo chamber safe haven website
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>>65067413
he is misunderstanding the multiplicity of usages of the words
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>>65069103
learn to know you're enemy
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>>65069157
>I don't even have a reddit account
Sure thing redditurd.
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>>65069193
you have a reddit account
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>>65069258
Sorry reddit but I'm not gonna bite it.
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>>65069291
you've been caught, reddit

get the fuck off my art board
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>>65069312
Try again reddit.
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>>65069162
>Source: Interview with Kiefer Sutherland
I fucking hate you.
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>>65069326
Try again reddit.
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>>65069193
>>65069258
>>65069291
>>65069312
>>65069326
>le reddit meme
Hellllloooo reddit!
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>>65069356
That's not gonna work reddit.
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>>65069193
>>65069258
>>65069291
>>65069312
>>65069326
>>65069349
>>65069356
>>65069359
>>65069368
hello reddit

go back to your home board

reddit.com/r/TheRevenant2015/
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Did anyone see the meteorite fall into the river or did i just hallucinate that scene?
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>>65069349
Every time I post the chart people misread that.
It isn't just
>Source: Interview with Kiefer
that is the end of the previous line. It's
>Source: DP/30: The Oral History of Hollywood. Los Angeles, Cali: "Melancholia", Sep 2-11 Interview with Kiefer Sutherland
Which is a real thing-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsp05iSk7s
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The Good
>final fight
>Lubezki is clear as always
>a Leo with less dialogue is a good thing
>Tom Hardy
>general grit and brutality of whole movie
>score was pretty good

The Bad
>dude they took our land lmao
>shoehorned in indians that didn't happen
>Glass' son looks nothing like him and was also shoehorned in for Fitzgerald to kill
>Fitzgerald is a cartoon villain and Glass doesn't forgive him like he does in real life.
>no scene of Glass lying on the rotten log and having maggots clean his wounds

The Ugly
>Lubezki wasted to "This is pretty in a Google HD Wallpapers" way instead of thematically like he does with Malick
>last shot
>the movie could be trimmed about 40 minutes
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>>65069393
No I remember that scene. It was somewhat ambiguous whether it was real or part of his dream-sequence though
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>>65069395
Yeah I know and I've seen the interview you stupid faggot. My point is that the interview doesn't prove anything other than Kiefer thinks he's some kind of master scholar of cinema because he did a fucking movie with Lars von Trier. Pathetic.
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>>65064598
literally reddit: the movie
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>>65069448
>fat NEET on /tv/ knows films better than millionaire actor
I've seen it all
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>>65069400
>those The Bad and The Ugly
Fuck off back to reddit.
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>>65069474
Kiefer probably forgot he did that interview later that night. He was talking out of his ass and you know it. Just another narcissist high on himself.
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>>65069486
>D-don't criticize my movie!
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>>65069455
Uh, no, silly redditor, hating The Revenant, hating the prequels and liking Bone Tomameme is reddit. Now fuck off back to reddit.
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>>65069393

its the same meteorite in birdman. maybe to fuse the two movies together
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>>65064882
its a cinemà
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>>65069555
There are only films, movies and flicks you stupid redditor.
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>>65069501
But, anon, they're both mediocre.
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>>65069501
I love the prequels, I haven't seen Bone Tomahawk

but The Revenant is STILL reddit garbage. Sorry reddit.
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>>65069162

that chart is absolutely ridiculous. all those words is just different languages (timeperiod and countries) for the same thing.

cinema is word used for when you had to go to the cinema to see it. film/video is about the
recording medium. movies is more general term when you also could film digital and on video.
kino is another name for cinema . some European countries use that word.

so then some american idiot that has no knowledge about where the words meant originally. takes them out of context and give them new meaning to make a fake hierarchical elitist separation of high taste and low taste. this is so out of any modern take on art and movies that it belongs to the 1800 century.
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>>65069501
>Uh
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>>65069563
Its a cinemà you retard. Let me explain to you:

Flicks are when you like the movie.
Films are when the flick has at least 20 milion grossing.
Movies are movies.
Cinemàs are when it is artistically good in a bad way.

Learn the difference before calling me a redditor, son.
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>>65069555
>cinemà
what the fuck is that?

>>65069563
wrong, get your facts straight retard

joints
flicks
movies
film
cinéma
kino

and

~ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY~
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What is the state of the mental health of individuals who participate in these awful threads?
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>>65069637
>>65069658
Cinema = what motion pictures are a part of

Film = any artistic or dramatic film of superior quality
Movie = anything that isn't just for fun/popcorn-tier
Flick = just for fun/popcorn-tier

Now both of you, fuck off back to reddit.
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@65069676
your retarted
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>>65069658
>cinéma
>not cinemà
kek
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Why did Dicaprio get nominated?
He has like 10 lines of dialogue in English and his acting is just groaning and staring at shit.

>Also those flashback scenes of his wife and son
Cringe beyond words
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>>65069193
>>65069258
>>65069291
>>65069312

hi leddits pls see---->>65069359
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>>65069729
you don't pronounce it "sin-EE-muh"?
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>>65069800
>Why did Dicaprio get nominated?
Acting is more than just dialogue mate. if Eddie Redmayne can win the Oscar for slurring his speech and rolling around in a chair for a 100 minutes then Leo can get a nomination for putting himself through elemental hell for the sake of authenticity.
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>>65069873
>sin-ee-muh

you disgust me
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DiCaprio is a bit of a shit actor ngl
he never gets an oscar because he plays himself in every single movie he's in.

the Revnant too was alright but not being American I found it a bit cheesy, like some over the top Jeremiah Johnson or New World (both of which did similar things far better.

this feels like someone was surfing reddit for "da most ebin movie ideas" lists or some shit and chose this.
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>>65070015
>not an American
>types like a myopic cretin
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>>65069911
so you didn't watch theory of everything.
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>>65064598
Does it have a good torrent yet?
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>>65070059
Yeah I did. Dreadful cocktail party drama. Not one noteworthy thing about it. Eddie Redmayne winning is like if Joseph Fiennes won the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, only thankfully the Academy didn't allow that to happen.
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>>65070015
It felt like your typical american action movie indeed
>Only good guys are americans or good boi savages that dindunuffin
>Bad guys are french (in this case) or brits
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*heartwarming trailer voice*

He was just trying to survive the cold, but it turns out things aren't so easy...

*cuts to shot of Leo getting mauled by a bear*

...when nature calls.

Leonardo DiCaprio is...The Revenant ;)

>IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WOAAAH WOAAAH
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>>65070212
Lonely day, huh?
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>>65064724
>a tripfag thinks he is relevant
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>>65070212
I like this
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>>65070057
>going nuts over this goofy fantasy movie for urban hipsters who want a guilt free PC wilderness action movie
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Let's face it it's much better than all the other crap that came pouring out of Hollywood's butthole this year.
Also it's 2016 - 6 years into the decade of meme movies, so be thankful we even get this.
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>>65070212
I just send your idea to Mr. Inarritu. You just got youself famous, anon.
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>>65070212
Great post in a shit thread
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>>65070212
>X GON' GIVE IT YO YA
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