MOM"S GONNA FREAK

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>>65061333

This can't be real, link to the soure?

>>65061333

>Never trust a joker, not even yourself

>>65061333
Gu...guys come see our movoe. Look how quirky he is. Just like the joker in the comics right? Omg what will he do next the absolute madman

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>what if camera's were guns
>would you buy a mass murderer

he hung out with Jaden didnt he.

>>65061333
>the monkers in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work

What is it about being an actor that makes them look down on people who actually have to work for a living? I remember this Keanu Reeves facebook thing that was posted on here where he complains that all the people on their way to work don't "stop, relax, and just think about the moment". Like it never occurred to him that these people have to go to work, they can't all just take a few months off whenever they feel like it to go meditate or something.

i really hope it isnt real

>>65061625
Acting is real work though. It's just that you won't be doing a 9:5 grind year round. The average person sucks at acting.

How can people actually admire this cringeworthy tripe? Its not clever at all. Back in school we called this shit being a tryhard.

dude this movie is giong to be frikken twixted

>>65061333
WHEN I DRIVE VERY SHORT DISTANCES I DON'T BOTHER TO PUT THE SEATBELT ON HAHA I'M ABSOLUTELY OFF MY ROCKER

>>65061333

I still want source for this. It can't be fucking real

>>65061690
COMPLETE MADMAN

Lights
Camera
INSANITY

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SOMEONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

SOMEONE ASKED ME TO PUT A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES IN HIS DRINK, AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>65061662

So does Keanu

>>65061333

>monkers

WAIT TILL MOM SEES ME DRINKING MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON

THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND DIDN'T FLUSH
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO LOCK ME UP

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>>65061779

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>>65061333
there is no fucking way this really happened

>only source when you search the text is /tv/

this board is full of fucking retards

>>65061818
Acting is more than just emoting on screen. You have to actually be a pleasure to work with and not mess up takes constantly. Basically keeping people happy and production costs down is more important than over acting and trying to win an Oscar. Even if you're a great actor on screen, having a "process" that means you're mean with the crew and require constant takes can mean the studio doesn't work with you again.

THE OTHER DAY I TOOK BACK LIBRARY BOOKS THAT WERE A DAY LATE. IM IN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>65061333
>I'm scared of post-it notes

What else did this certified madman do? Put a banana in one of his coworker's tailpipe? Tie fishing sting to a bank note?

>>65061779
Does anyone feel bad for him. Hes like that cringey kid in middle school who thought he was popular but was just a spaz and was laughed at by everyone. Do you think he knows how pathetic this is but is locked in by a contract and just has to lean into it and hope its over soon?

SOMETIMES I PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE WITHOUT COVERING IT

DON"T TELL MOM AHAHAHA

TODAY I PUT MY SOCKS ON THE WRONG FEET, IM OUT OF CONTROOOOLLLLL

I DROVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE WITHOUT A PASSENGER. SOMEONE LOCK ME UP

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>that feel when I saw 30STM twelve years ago and met Jared Leto backstage
>he seemed like a solid dude
>mfw reading this shit

>>65061927
Jesus, they are trying REALLY hard to sell this new joker

I PREFER THE ENGLISH DUB OF PANTY AND STOCKING AHAHA

I WENT 5 MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT TODAY I NEED MASSIVE HELP

THE BIG TEST IS TOMORROW AND I HAVENT EVEN STUDIED YET
TAKE THAT SOCIETY

>>65061662

I regret that I don't know the source of the (questionable) anecdote, but my father claims to have once heard Roseanne Barr tell a story about actors (in an interview, stand-up, somewhere on TV), and acting culture, Roseanne's thing goes somewhat like this, according to dad:

"I hear all the time actors saying, "oh we work so hard, people have no idea, wah." I'm an actress myself, I know what it is. You know who works hard? The Amish. We spend a few months on something and then go relax somewhere. Actors don't have a concept of the meaning of work, and that takes into account the emotional stuff. Actors are not hard-working people."

my paraphrase of dad's paraphrase, FWIW.

>>65061950
This is corporate culture nowadays. They monitor feedback and if they don't like what they see, they won't change. They'll try and make everyone else change.

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>>65061927

There's actually real ones? I thought you guys were just memeing

>>65061333
Jared Leto should kill himself to prove to us how much of a madman he really is.

>>65061927
HOL UP

>>65061979
Slaves work hard too

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I love the MOM'S GONNA FREAK meme and you can't stop me.

>>65062008
*smacks lips WE SUM KIND

I SHOPLIFTED FIVE BUCKS WORTH OF CANDY
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE LOCK ME UP ALREADY BEFORE I DO IT AGAIN I CANT CONTROL MYSELF

>>65061333
I feel like joker will be the worst part of that movie. But it will be mildly succesful by capeshit standards and spawn at least one sequel and probably a spinoff featuring joker and quinn

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I JUST SMOKED A FULL CIGARETTE IN THE TOILETS! I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, SO PARANOID, I'M GONNA FREAK!

I STOLE A POST IT NOTE FROM WORK. I NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP

>>65062008
>>65062026
I want to see Tyrone attempt to read an entire post written in smithspeak.

YOU KNOW THAT "NEW DRIVER" STICKER THEY MAKE YOU PUT ON YOUR CAR WHEN YOU JUST GET YOUR LICENSE?

WELL I DON'T PUT IT ON

>>65061908
Yes.
I don't think he knows, if he does that's even sadder.

I'm kind of hoping that he manages to pull this off now

I JUST DOWNLOADED A SONG ILLEGALLY I'M OUT OF CONTROL

>>65062065
it will garner the interest of all "le hot topic army"

Really boring quotes. The director is a pussy if he shits his pants over stuff like that. Maybe i'm too tired but that doesn't sound even remotely scary.

I RIPPED THE "DO NOT REMOVE" TAG OFF MY MATTRESS LAST NIGHT

I'M FREAKIN' NUTS

>>65062016

That's nice, except your thing is stupid because it doesn't disturb mine. You could replace the word "Amish" with "slaves' and the above anecdote (historically true or not) would have the same rhetorical thrust.

If, on the other hand, you had actually wanted to somehow meaningfully push back on my thing, you could have said something like "actors work harder than you think, because xyz".

>>65062117
Twisted fucking psycho.

>>65062159
MOM'S GONNA FREAK SO MUCH

>>65062159
Please be a joke.

I TOOK A COLLECTIBLE FIGURE OUT OF ITS BOX. SOMEONE HAS TO STOP ME

>>65062159
>Homeland Season 6 Pretty Much Confirms Quinn's Return

wtf? how is he not dead?

>>65062243
Force ghost.

EARLIER TODAY SOMEONE SNEEZED AND I DIDN'T EVEN SAY BLESS YOU I'M A MENACE TO SOCIETY

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MOM SAID TO GET 2% MILK BUT I GOT 1% INSTEAD. SHE'S GONNA BLOW A GASKET

No way this is real

YESTERDAY I WORE MY CLOTHES INSIDE OUT, I'M SUCH A ZANY PERSON

>>65062304
They just know how to market it right for their target audience.

>falling for the hammiest marketing campaign ever

JUST

WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE, I DON'T EVEN LOCK THE DOOR. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LUNATIC

>>65062324
>implying this makes me want to see the movie

>>65061979
>only physical work is hard work
I hate this blue collar meme

>>65062243
No, Carrie didn't unplug him in the end because reasons

MOM SAID TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN SO I DID. I'M SUCH A MANIAC

>>65062159
I don't know what's worse.

That he's legitimately insane and thinks he's becoming the joker, or that this is all an act and he thinks this is quality acting

>>65062391
HEYYY SHUT THE FUCK UUUPP

THIS GUY TOLD ME TO GET SINGLES BUT INSTEAD I GOT DUBS SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO STOP ME

MOM
IS
GOING
TO
FREAK

A LADY ASKED ME WHAT TIME IT WAS AND I TOLD HER THE WRONG TIME AHAHAHAHAHAH IM SO CRAZY

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Funny thing is, we all knew a guy like that back in highschool. The one who had an abusive step father and would do all sorts of wacky shit to prove he's cool, getting into fights he had no way of winning, acting edgy in class and experimenting with new things all the time.
He was a good friend.

LIGHTS

check me dubs momy

>>65062488
i got them haha

>>65062488
>checks dubs
>it aint me starts playing

>>65062445
THIS GUY SAID HE'D GET DUBS INSTEAD BUT HE WAS OFF BY ONE AHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOON

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>>65062488

>>65061333
What a cringe lord.

I DIDN'T BRUSH MY TEETH BEFORE BED!

I'VE LOST MY MARBLES!

>>65061937
Let's Joker may suck but at least he has a huge meatrod.

I honestly can't imagine this movie being any more than a 4/10. It'd be great if it ended up being a DC classic and Leto is amazing somehow though.

>>65061690
JESUS CHRIST WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

I SAID GOOD GAME WELL PLAYED

BUT IT WAS BAD GAME

SOMEONE CONFINE ME

>>65062487

>CAMERA

>>65062604
I SAID I'D UNINSTALL BUT I DIDN'T I'M A COMPLETE PSYCHO

>>65062630
INSANITY

>>65062488
SO U BE SAYIN
*invites Paul in*
What youse tryin' to say is
*points him towards that prepared part of the apartment with the newspapers*
What you Paul Allens is saying
*checks himself in the mirror, what a sight*
That we niggas can
*gets the raincoat*
That we can like get sum
*gets a Huey Lewis and the News CD*
Get sum of that you saying that
*puts it in the CD player*
Some finna
*reads a short lecture on Huey Lewis' discography and the meaning of particlar albums*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*dances his way to the bathroom*
That this little Dorsia reservation hurr
*takes his meds*
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*dances his way back into the room*
U BE SAYIN WE CAN GET SUM
*holds up axe*
SUM REPEATING NUMERICALS AT THE END OF A CROATIAN BDSM NEWSLETTER POST?

>>65061333

More here

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/will-jared-letos-joker-be-too-raw-and-subversive-for-mo-1749717946

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lmao

I WALKED ON THE GRASS WHEN THE SIGN ASKED ME SPECIFICALLY NOT TO

CALL THE CRAZY POLICE

I SNEAK FOOD INTO A CINEMA THAT DOESN'T ALLOW OUTSIDE FOOD.

IM A MADMAN

>>65062183
What the fuck?

WHEN I RETURN REDBOX MOVIES I PUT THE DVD IN THE CASE LABEL SIDE DOWN END MY LIFE NOW I'M NOT FIT FOR THIS SOCIETY.

>>65061882
>believing that we believe it's real and not that we're just memeing

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE BEFORE MOM COMES HOME

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>>65061333
>faggots believe this

>>65062159

>considering changing my name
>Jared Joker

>>65062723

>watches fight club once

I ONLY LEFT SLIGHTLY SATISFIED ON MY COMMENT CARD HAHA TAKE THAT SOCIETY

Is he trying to prove something because of the whole Heath Ledger thing or something?

HEEEEEY
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP
I'M TRYING TO GET GET A SMILEY FACE TATTOO

HAHAAA I MIX WHITES AND COLORS IM SO FUCKING BONKERS AHAHAHAA

>>65062922
Heather ledger role as the joker was iconic i guess they think they have to go overboard shilling the new joker to make sure he lands with audiences
But the way they're going about it is mind boggling it's like some exex told Leto and his co-stars to make it seem like Leto was in character as much as possible and somehow they interpreted this as being a 14 year old Christian metal Fan trying to be edgy
More than likely though this is just leto thInking is what character acting is

I WATCH A MOVIE BEFORE I SHITPOST ABOUT IT ON /tv/ I'M COMPLETELY CRAAAAAZY

DUDE I REPLACED MY MOMS ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION WITH CALCIUM PILLS WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO LMAO

>august 2016
>movie comes out, bombs harder then an ISIS member on the london underground
>leto speaks out
>"no one was ready for my insanity"

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>>65062072
BUT I POOP IN THERE

>Tfw the design of this joker is so shitty I can't even tell joke articles from real ones
Seriously, this has got to be the worst joker to date

ITT: 13 year old kids

wonder who designed the look.

>>65063612
Gramps pls

>>65061333
Why doAmericans fall for this kind of shit???

Low IQ???

HAHAHAH I JUST ATE A COOKIE DESPITE THE FACT THAT DINNER WILL BE READY SOON. MOM'S GONNA FREAK.

Unless you are a superstar the film industry is more of a burnout-industry. I can tell you from experience, and i don't just mean crews or actors, directors often need psychological help after projects. Unless you are at the top of the top, which is still a very demanding job, you are going to get fucked by this industry, barely earn any money and are without job for various months of the year, having to prostitute yourself to job market because there is so much competition.

>>65062679
appreciate the effort but not really funny

>>65063753
Jokes on you faggot, I'm james cameron.

>>65063753
>I can tell you from experience, and i don't just mean crews or actors, directors often need psychological help after projects
Show me a single source that supports that
>m-muh experience

It's fake, of course. The source is a couple guys on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/680138137994043392

>on a /tv/ board
>not knowing this is all a marketing stunt
>getting baited by the ad pleb

If you're not all shills I feel truly sorry for this board.

>>65063814
You mean like all the actors going mentally ill, falling into drug addiction and so on because they can't handle it? And that Crews have unbelievable working hours, and have to jump from one project to the next, in the hope to make steps up the ladder ain't a secret either. And directors being under so much stress because production in one hell of a bitch and execution is never with atleast one fuck up that puts the whole thing at danger.

But let me google for you.

http://www.wishfulthinking.co.uk/2009/10/19/burnout-creative-industries/

http://creativescreenwriting.com/showrunners-100-burnout-rate/

http://nofilmschool.com/2014/01/haskell-wexler-reveals-dangerous-conditions-in-film-industry-in-his-documentary

>>65062303
KEK

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Pic related was the best joker, no others can compete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XF0y5VE0E

>>65063960
>You mean like all the actors going mentally ill, falling into drug addiction and so on because they can't handle it?
Working in an industry that America puts on a golden pedestal as well as being paid huge sums of money...yeah no shit you're probably gonna fall into drug addiction.

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>Leto thinking he will ever be the ultimate Joker

MOMS

GONNA

>>65063880
Faggot do you know where you are?

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/r/eddit

FREAK

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>>65061779
Lol that fuckin face

>>65064756
Fuck you double nigger breaking combos is as reddit as it gets

>>65064756
>le contrarian meme
>le other site meme

will the ride never end?

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>>65064857
NEVER

>>65064867
This person needs medical attention

>>65063770
atleast he's doing shit. fuck off

>>65065261
>he
k
>doing shit
youre right

>>65064867
thank, mr skeltal

>>65065261
Not really. He didn't even get dubs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3140811/Jared-Leto-sent-live-rat-dead-hog-bullets-stars-started-filming-Suicide-Squad.html

lmao

>>65064867
just kill it already jesus christ

>>65061625
>I remember this Keanu Reeves facebook thing that was posted on here where he complains that all the people on their way to work don't "stop, relax, and just think about the moment"
iirc that facebook page is bogus and doesn't have anything to do with the real Keanu Reeves

>>65065478
HAHA! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN! HE'S SO QUIRKY!

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>Jared Leto: "My wife now calls me pudding during sex"
>Jared Leto: "I feel the warp overtaking me"
>Jared Leto: "I'm starting to talk to my own reflection:
>Jared Leto: "I am growing stronger"
>Jared Leto: "I feel the Joker inside me, I want to cut him out"
>Jared Leto was found dead in his hotel room this morning. It appears he stabbed himself several times and wrote "I'm free" in his own blood
>It has been 3 weeks since the death of acclaimed actor Jared Leto and people are still coming forward claiming to have spotted the star in several cities across the United States

>>65064867
How are they alive?

>>65062243
Another hallucination caused by one of her freakouts I imagine, I can't imagine him being alive. Even if she didnt pull the plug, the doctor said he had suffered massive brain damage

>>65062110
kek, someone needs to arrange this

>>65064867
>that wristwatch placement

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>65064867
>that dangerously thin
>still has full head of hair

That has to be a wig, right?

>>65061625
That doesn' treally sound like Keanu Reeve's bag

>>65064867
What maddness could drive someone to this?

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>>65065653
>Jared Leto: "I feel the warp overtaking me"

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>65062888
funny thing though he was in fight club. CHECKED

>>65064867
thank mr skeletal

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>>65061894
this fucking post

>>65062159
>Considering doing something explicitly legal
>Being The Joker
Pick zero and kill yourself.

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>>65061333
>>65061690
>>65061779
>>65061927

fuck i'm crying laughing

>>65064867
WHAT
THE
FUCK

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>>65062072
>N
>O
>S
>E

every single fucking time

I wish he realized that method acting is a joke

>>65063753
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!

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>>65061333

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>>65061504
>Jared
>Joker
>Jaden


Jaden Smith is the key to all of this

>>65065653
Jared Leto: "Do you hear the voices too?"

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>Leto reported "taking a pretty deep dive into the character" but couldn't have done it any other way"
>He says he listened to 1920s gospel music and read books about shamans to help him get into character
>"I always get the sense the joker may be much older than people think. It's something different. If you don't break rules, you're not going to strike new ground. I think I'll be cooling down for the rest of my life"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKg13d75Dc

>>65061625
Aside of few actually asshole actors, most of provocative "during the filming" shit that makes it into media is a marketing PR construct of some sort and not a real opinion.

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>>65061333

>Would you buy a mass murderer?
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A MASS MURDERER

>>65061884
actually it's mostly irrelevant as long as you're not a complete ass, the main criteria for acting is being a box office draw, if you get plebs in the cinema they don't care if you're a shit actor who messes up takes

So whos Scott Eastwood playing?

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What is it with Jokers?

Joker update?