Was Ginny Rowling's self-insert?

>Harry settled for the shitty girl who got blacked

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no, I think JKR always said she was Hermione

>>65057992
>got blacked
details please

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>>65058053

>>65057949
She's admitted she wrote Hermione as a self-idealized insert.

>>65058036
is that a boner?

>>65057949
That was actually Hermione.

>>65058081
Harry Potter: Deconstruction of the modern British man

>>65058053

>details
>read the fucking book

Idk but I self-inserted myself into your mom last night

>>65057949
Did you take this long to figure it out?

>>65058081
Hah. Watched this today bion and never noticed he was a nigra.

>>65057992
Well Harry got yellowed so it's fair. Getting TAP is the male equivalent to BBC

>>65058082
Makes sense since she is the only non-retarded character.

>>65058081
oh right
I forgot that completely

>>>/lit/

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Who cares? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

>>65058171
>got yellowed

Poo in the loo ≠ yellow

Cho was only shipbait and never gave a shit about him after

>>65058196
its for kids

>>65058196
middle tier litterally triggered me
I'm out of 4chan for at least a month now, bye guys

>>65058234
Cho isn't indian. What

>>65058196
What the hell is that list?

It's doesn't have enough taste to qualify as hipster; it's somehow pretentious and pedestrian at the same time.

>>65058582
>pedestrian
What do books have to do with walking?

>>65058582
>it's somehow pretentious and pedestrian at the same time.

how meta

>>65057992

>Harry was a kuck all along

How the fuck did I not remember that....

>>65058036
I'd like to self-insert Hermione.

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>>65057992
>>65058053
It's true. All of it.

>>65059107
>>65060545
Harry could have gotten anyone, even Cho or that autist Luna but he preferred to become the cuck

>Snape died for all of this

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>>65060545
you can tell she's not even kissing him.

>that thing got cast as ginny
i guess she was 10 when cast and they couldnt have known how she would age but my god.

>>65060597
Harry could have fucked any non slytherin girl in hogwarts just by saying hello but was way too beta

Shoul have made movies about his parents instead, they were way more interesting

>>65058582
It's 4chan

>if it's popular, we hate it

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>>65060642
>mfw her friend looks better than her

>>65060597
This. Why the fuck didn't he get with Luna? I literally don't understand, she's easily the best waifu.

>>65057992

Nah, they were only "snogging". (fucking brits and their dumbass words)

Harry was the self-insert, obviously.

>>65061556

Depending on who you ask, what counts as getting BLACKED varies. In this case, I'm siding with what >>65057992 said.

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It was so easy to guess.

>>65060545

In the books she got BLACKED twice - Michael Corner then Dean Thomas. Definitely Rowling's self-insert.

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>>65061537
>>65060597
was luna autistic or just weird?

>>65061537
Your waifu grew up to look like shit m8, as did the chick who played Ginny, but still, both options are shit, but only one gives you the satisfaction of knowing you're fucking your best friend's sister.

>>65061953
>>65061965
She was a little weird, but in a lovable kind of way. I don't think it was an autism.

>>65061953
I think it's both. Definitely autistic with that wall where she wrote a billion times "I love my friends" or something.

>>65058196
>The Great Gatsby
>God-tier
lmao
There isn't even any Nabokov in that chart. Throw it in the fucking trash.

>>65061953
>>65062024
Of course it's not autism, it's magical autism, which is totally different

>>65057949
Harry got with her not because of her but because of her family. Mr and mrs weasley are the closest things to parents he has. He could only take that fantasy so far by experimenting with ron every night in those bunks. So he turned his attention to little sister. Who literally wet her seat at the mention of his name. Easy in. Just bat his eyelashes and she would on him in a flash giving him a handy in the common room. So he took the easy option that lived to please him and claimed a family in the process

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>>65058196

>all these complaints and questions
>not just ignoring anything after book 5
Harry turned into such a cuck. He even named his firstborn child a stupid sounding hyphenated name of two of the three men responsible for making his life hell, one of whom would have cucked his father had he'd had the chance. Not to mention Harry became useless while his parents and Snape and Voldemort were creating their own really advanced magic at his age and even becoming immortal.

>>65061880
How hairy do you think she was? Was she hairier than Bellatrix?

>>65058121

under-fucking-rated post

10/10

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>>65061965
You weren't kidding

>>65064423
Any pics of their forearm hair?

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>>65058081
>Imagine being Dean Thomas in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bonnie Wright, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me."

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>>65064423
like you wouldn't date them

>>65058196
The Great Gatsby was garbage.

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>>65064595
I would date either of them in a heartbeat if I'm perfectly honest

>>65064423
>these are 10/10s in Bongistan

>>65064595
desu, they probably still have money from the movies along with royalties. You would be set for life with either of them

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>>65060597

>not getting together with Fleur
>or pre-GoF Pansy
>or even that Romilda chick that was so crazy for his dick she wanted to date-rape him

He could have waited a few years after Hogwarts to have a shot at Gabrielle, Fleur's little sister.

why do bongs and potatoes all age like almond milk????

>>65065037
Weather, smoking, drinking, genes, feminism.

>>65065033
Fleur was too old for Harry and General Hux is banging her

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>>65065158

>Fleur was too old for Harry

3 years older is too old?

>>65065189
For highscool, yes. But harry is a fucking boss in book 4.

>>65064255
Hello, Reddit!

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>>65058267
>>65058582
>>65062089
>>65064697

>not knowing this old ass pasta

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>>65065232
"Aren't you glad you didn't stay with Cho Chang, dear husband?"

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>>65062736
No one is hairier than best Potterfu Bellatrix.

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>>65065487
Too bad HBC is shaved in the movie, I think beastly hairy pits would fit the character very well.

>>65066235
Its a real shame. They would have fitted her, I don't exactly see Bella really caring much about such trivial things.

>>65058196

Go to bed, Harold. Your pasta is getting dry.

>ginny over luna

harry was a fucking retard

>>65061953
just weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYU3OndU-w

>>65066120
even her fucked up teeth add charm
strange

>>65066338
Speculation that he was given a love potion by her has a lot of weight behind it.

>>65060597
>a ferret
>a fucking ferret

>>65065232
Harry's daughter is pretty cute desu, definitely rodgerable

>>65064423
Lmao they look like typical 35 plus brit slags.

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>>65064423
Luna just needs to lose weight and get a nose job...right?

>>65066338
I think they fucked up the casting and Ginny's actress just aged horribly

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>>65066444

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>>65066459
She doesn't look so bad now. Late last year these were, those images were a few years back.

She doesn't do glam very well.

>>65066459
>luna just needs to completely change her face and body

Yup

>>65064423
>>65066467

>Any pics of their forearm hair?

>>65066513
an extra ounce of fat ruins her I guess
and ginny got rekt by sunlight

>>65064423
They're probably look better without makeup desu

>>65066513
>those leggings

I saw a BBC cuck porno with a girl wearing those leggings, Luna confirmed for cucktress

>>65066467
Ginny is full JUST

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>>65066338
luna drank from the furry cup.

ofc ginny self inserts.

>>65066466
It was all a lottery, and she just happened to be the one they got unlucky on.

>>65066749
Really I think the movies would have benefited from changing up the actors when necessary.
I'd have ditched Watson after 3.

>>65066790
She would have been fine if they'd bothered making her up to be less attractive, stopped giving her all the best lines and/or given other people better ones.

>>65066749

To be honest, if they knew Dan was going to be that short as an adult they probably wouldn't have cast him either. Emma is too hot for Hermione but they could have uglied her up if they wanted to so that's on them. Rupert Grint is probably the best cast one, and the guy who plays Neville un-JUSTed himself at the just the right time.

>>65066836
or that. she really needed putting in her place, refusing to have curly hair for one.

>>65061556
>fucking different cultures and their regional dialects
Murica.

>>65066845
Harry was always a Manlet though.
I may be wrong, but while it does mention he grows a bit (to avoid him being an utter midget), I don't recall him ever being described as anything but short and slight

>>65066845

>he guy who plays Neville un-JUSTed himself at the just the right time.

No, they just stopped making him look ugly, that's about it.

He wore plastic prosthetics behind his ears to make them floppy, he wore fake teeth, had his hair greased up and he even worse a fat suit.

>>65066845
I think he'd left the JUST league by movie 3, and they had to hide it.

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>>65066978

Nah before puberty he was a genuinely ugly kid

>>65066856
> You will never be the one to put Emma Watson in her place.

>>65067015
I think it was just the teeth and a little podge desu

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>>65057949

I'd insert myself into Ginny Wesley fur flaps if you know what I mean.

> Be student at Hogwarts
> Discover secret spell that turns girls into nymphomaniacs who will do anything for your dick
> Which 3 girls would you cast it on?

>>65067140
none, they're all british

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>>65067140
Hermione, Luna and Madam Hooch

>>65067140
Bellatrix, Tonks and Molly Weasley.

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>>65067140
Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger.

If the opportunity arose I'd cast it on Rita Skeeter instead of Hermione.

>>65058196
Fuck you for shitting on Hamlet. Just die already you illiterate pretentious non-eterosexual negro.

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>>65067140
Bellatrix, Hermoine, McGonnagal.

>>65067219
Pansy was a qt in the earlier films. the third actress they had, though, in HBP and DH they uglied up real bad. The actress is fine, but they got all weird with her hair and nose.

Also, Daphne Greengrass, really? She had no physical description and no lines.

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>>65067389
>>65067215
>>65067396

I thought were were doing exclusively Hogwarts students
but since we seem to be doing any of them
>>65067219
I change mine to

Bella, Narcissca, and Rita

>>65058134
>book
It was a rag at best.

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>>65067140

Fleur, Tonks and Narcissa Malfoy.

>>65067140
Cho Chang, some random girl and Biggie Smalls

>>65067439
>Fleur
>Hogwarts student

>>65057949

Harry Potter is the epitome of normie shite, one of those impossibly crap pieces of pop culture fads that the sheep just love to bandwagon until it snowballs into a humongous and grotesque media monster that propels it's painfully average content and talentless creators into mega wealth and unwarranted superstardom

>>65067421
>I thought were were doing exclusively Hogwarts students
I don't really know any except Hermione and Ginny.

>>65062360
> book 5
No sock for you buddy.
Book 1 was ok as as young children's book. The rest were pathetic.

>>65061556
hey man, stop 'cussing' theres no need to 'cuss'

>>65067588
Faggot

>>65067556
Because they pretty much don't get mentioned. For all that people were drawn into the world of Harry Potter and the magical society it depicts, there are very few people of note. Seriously, Rowling wrote a list of 40 students who she sorted in Harry's year, and then she didn't even use most of them. The majority are names without characters, and in the later books everything of importance is done by a few names characters with very little expansion.

I mean, who are the girls in Harry's year? Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, Padma (only memorable as the twin of Parvati, who is already a barely fleshed out side character), Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot, Pansy Parkinson and Millicent Bullstrode (who apparently died or something after year 2, because she's never even mentioned again), and I think they mention another Ravenclaw girl for being an acne-riddled hamplanet. And most casual fans of the series probably wouldn't remember half of those.

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>>65067494

He said nothing about choosing a girl from Hogwarts, he only said that you were a student at Hogwarts when you discover the secret spell.

Besides, foreign exchange French chick coming to your school and you don't do that to her? You're not even a man.

>>65066467
luna's aged well, she has nice legs. poor ginny

>>65067752
I prefer Russian

>>65067752
I prefer milfs and matures so...

>>65065232
Harry's shortness always bothered me
Even with all the camera tricks it's really obvious he's practically a midget

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>>65067219
She grew up quite nicely.

>>65067910
BLACK...…uh, nevermind...

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>>65067910
She is the prettiest one now.

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hi

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>>65067910
>>65067942

>Genevieve Gaunt

She even has an appropriate wizarding name.

>>65068016
they just took the newspaper out of his cheeks. he's also losing his hair

>>65068551
>took the newspaper out of his cheeks
what?

>>65068657
they purposely made his character in the movie more ugly

>>65058196
>literally no Strugatsky

Pleb list

>>65066578
It's literally just Velvet Underground - Andy Warhol leggings

>>65065204
How so? Doesnt do anything but whine that his name was in rhe goblet. Then proceed to suck so bad that he would have failed every singlr challenge if it wasnt for everyone helping him including the bad guy. If anything book four harry shows how shitty a wizard he is

>>65066359
Wasnt she even looking at love potions at the start of the sixth book. The same book harry suddenly realized he liked her and wanted to snog her
Tfw their kids are officially the new voldermort trio

>>65066905
No, I'm pretty sure at some point around book 4 Harry grows to be normally tall. Just not as tall as extreme lanklet Ron.

Did anyone else dislike Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix? Everyone always praises her but she didn't feel right to me at all. And what's up with that afro

>>65058196
>Great Gatsby
>god tier
Wow... Fucking plebs

>>65069336
Ron calls him a midget in book 4 but apparently he grows like a foot between 5 and 6

>>65068806
Wasn't he in Rock N ROLLA?

>>65064423
100% JUST

>>65069355
Or some reason I always imagined her as a psychotic Elizabeth Hurley.

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>>65069355
to be fair I don't actually think she was good for the roll, she was just acting as herself
but I do love HBC so I let it pass.

It would have been better really if someone else got the part, I admit

>>65060642
veiny old lady hands
/dropped/

>>65065232
When will they learn?

>>65067219

Literally who? Can't remember ever seeing her in any of the movies.

No, Hermione was, she was le Mary Sue

>>65069355
Hey reddit!

>>65067050
you mean the britishness?

>>65067219
>Daphne Greengrass
>implying she exists in my headcanon

>>65064423
token reply because what the fuck

No, Hermione was. Well, she was a Mary Sue of Rowling -- which she admitted herself.

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>implying Harry couldn't have gotten with Tonks if he wanted
Shame he chose the ugly tomgirl fangirl coalburner instead.

>>65070507
She was in a few shots in the first two or three films, but, and I am not joking here, she got recast afterwards because she was too pretty and Rowling didn't want the mean girl (who was modeled after bullies from her youth) to be really pretty.

>>65070634
That is just stupid, often it is the pretty girls who are the cruellest and most callous of bullies.

Rowling is a hack

>>65067908
>camera tricks
you mean to tell me he looks like a permanlet
despite camera tricks? Holy shit that's gotta suck, at least he's confident enough to not wear high heel shoes like RDJ

>>65058036
What the FUCK. Talk about anorexia. What the fuck is wrong with her ankles? They look more plastic than the tube she's in.

>>65070657
Yeah, it was a stupid move displaying Rowling's raging insecurity and clear lasting childhood issues

>>65066467
you have a lot of explaining to do, UK

>>65070755
One is Irish, the other is ginger. Done.

>>65070634
>>65070657
>>65070744
>movies for children
>only ugly people can be mean
bravo

>>65067219
that look... what did she mean by this?

>>65061953
She was weird but what do you expect? She could see shit other people couldn't. It was like she was constantly on shrooms or acid.

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>>65070689
>>65067908

>>65070801
the irony is in Watson being far too pretty for the role, the whole good=beautiful thing gets promoted

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>>65070846

>>65065232
Ron is rocking that ice cream belly, what a champ.

>>65070634

>J. K. Rowling has said that Pansy did not end up marrying Draco because Rowling always hated her: "I loathe Pansy Parkinson. I don't love Draco but I really dislike her. She's every girl who ever teased me at school. She's the Anti-Hermione. I loathe her."

ayy lmao

>>65068978
>Doesnt do anything but whine that his name was in rhe goblet

To be fair, after 3 years in a row of "Powerful wizards are trying to kill me" he's probably fucking sick of being thrown into that kinda shit

>Then proceed to suck so bad that he would have failed every singlr challenge if it wasnt for everyone helping him including the bad guy

He did the best out of everyone at the first challenge, even Cedric says so

I'll give you the second one

The third he kicked ass in

>if it wasnt for everyone helping him
Fleur and Krum both got help from their headmasters, Dumbledore was the only one who didn't help. Oh, and he's fucking 14 and everyone else is 17+

>If anything book four harry shows how shitty a wizard he is
No, it doesn't. It shows that he's way above average. He may be slightly above average in academics, but when shit hits the fan he's in his element. He fucking dueled Voldemort to a draw. He broke Voldemort's imperius curse. He got crucio'd by the best in the business and didn't immediately break.

Also, the main thing that I wish was in the movies was the bit at Hogwarts where he's in the Ravenclaw common room and crucio's a death eater so fucking hard the death eater goes into a coma. Shows that Harry
1) is powerful
2) has a darker side

>>65066685
chinese subs? Man I wish this was downloadable somehwere.

>>65070846
more like daniel sadcliffe amiright lmao

>>65058171
>TAP = BBC
Shit. I can't believe I never realized this. White women get absolutely triggered when they see white guys with Asians.

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>>65070846
Does this shit really pass for style in the bong territories?

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>>65070626
Tonks was the best girl.
Then Flur
Ginny was hot, but she aged like milk

why is Reddit down, guys? smdh

>>65070991
Katie Holmes is American.

>>65070876
>No fucks given

>>65070991
Dumb phone poster.

>>65067942
Some nice boobage going on.

>>65070876
This is baller as fuck tbqh

>>65064583
nobody is going to mention this giraffe tier neck?

>>65058196
lol edgy list, you effortless shit poster.
> Shit-Tier
> Dune
> Tolkien
fuck off you neckbearded retard. I feel bad for you. You don't even have Tolstoy's War and Peace on there? Fuck right on off, back to /lit/ you pretentious down syndrome fuck.

>>65069355
>>65070301
yeah, I mean HBC isn't ugly by any means but I imagined her as a solid 9/10 crazy evil bitch
I'm not sure if my dick isn't behind that thought though

>>65071026
this is some tryhard shit
>haha guys lets play topless how wacky and rock n roll would that be!?

>>65070301
>>65071271

>psychotic Elizabeth Hurley as Bellatrix
Weren't they considering that at one point?

>>65071272
naa, they were in spain or something and it was fucking hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEMTIRn9ApI

>>65061537
Luna is effortlessly top waifu

>>65064583
holy shit what is this monster put before me

>>65067942
>>65067910
Damn, I'd put my Basilisk in her Chamber of Secrets.

>>65071334
Does she only play covers?
Does she only play while dressed lewdly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc--2f4z-h0

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>>65067140
Luna, First Movie Hermione and this character.

>>65058196
>subtle additions of Sculpting In Time and How To Read A Film
>aSoIaF replacing Lolita in shit-tier
8/10 mod to a 6/10 s/lit/post

>>65065033
Romilda Vane was played by one of my friends' sister.
She was a cuuuunt

>>65071495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ps4oREka88

as far as I know this is Original

>>65070923
> crucio's a death eater so fucking hard the death eater goes into a coma
Shit, I don't remember this. Which book was this?

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>>65071582
>British band dressing up like day of the dead
Weird but nice

>>65058196
>Tolkein in shit tier for no reason other than it's popularity

>>65057949
No, she reckons she was Harry.

>>65071655
Tena is Spanish/basque but born in London

>>65071680
this would explain an awful lot

>>65070876
accio dogs

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>>65065033
Would smash.

>>65071763
Her and Pansy #1 >>>>Emma Watson

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>>65071690
But day of the dead is mexican iirc

>>65071729
accio pupper

>>65071784
Excuse me but I'd smash all three at the same time.

>>65071850
well, yes, obviously who wouldn't

>>65057949
>Not picking Chochito Chang

>>65071814
They celebrate Todos Santos in spain, but it not the same thing as the mexican celebration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bJqNR0nrUE

But they do a lot of odd setups. Publicity and all that.

>>65067015
The guy right now could be a fucking James Bond, he's fucking handsome now, no homo.

>>65071915
Mein neger

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>>65071957
dropped

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>>65072042
Not sure if anon doesn't get the bond reference or shitposting, the post.

>Black paint was used in the awful QoS

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>>65058196
1984 not got tier? drink bleach

>>65058196

>no Homer
>no Wells
>no Azimov

>>65072167

Also it's not even Orwell's best. Homage to Catalonia should be up there.

Also no Heart of Darkness? This list is pure shit.

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>>65072139
>>Black paint was used in the awful QoS

Yes it was Gemma Arterton who was underused as fuck.

>>65070876
The perfect defense for people trying to ask for an autograph

>>65072139
They really wanted the PG rating huh?

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>>65072352
indeed

>>65072429
Yep, Bond was always about hints and not showing, and also it was not the same era.

>>65072488
poor Connery

>>65070846
>>65070876
He's the Manlet that learned

>>65072549
learned what

>>65072558
Manlet detected

>>65072488
god damn he was boss as fuck

>>65072488
>>65072581
>you will never be that smooth
why

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>>65072581
indeed

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>>65072581
>you will never cheat at cards to get Jane Seymour's virginity

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>>65072605
One of my favourite Bond scenes to be honest.

>>65071592
Think that was in HBP, during the Battle of the Astronomy Tower

>>65072701
It really sets the tone

>>65072727
>>65071592
It was in deathly harrows
Death Eater spits in McGonagall's face, so Harry crucios him in revenge.
Though granted, they had been torturing students, so that was just the icing on the cake

>>65057949

She used to looks adorable. Now she looks like an average ginger. Is it the man jaw?

>>65061953
She's irish

>>65072807
Oh, one of the Carrow siblings, yeah you're right

though I'm pretty sure he does something brutal during Battle of the Astronomy Tower as well, enraged as he is at Dumbledore's death

Maybe just the legit trying to cut Snape up with Sectumsepra, but I thought more

>>65072959
He raped and obliviated Hermione after she wouldn't leave him alone about the potion book

>>65072605
cold as ice

>>65073009
In all seriousness Hogwarts was probably riddled with rape/obliviate victims.

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>>65072896
She still qt enough to fuck

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>self insert

i wanted to make a joke but it would have been childish

>>65073060
How many women do you think Gilderoy Lockhart has raped?

At least double digits I'd reckon, maybe even triple

>>65073092
He didn't even have to obliviate Hermione
She just lives with it.

>>65073092
More then bill cosby

>>65057949
>>65058036
>>65060642
>>65061953
>>65064423
>>65064722
>>65064595
>>65065232
>>65065487
>>65066467
>>65066513
>>65067055
>>65067219
>>65067421
>>65068205
>>65073073
There is literally nothing wrong with these women and lolis

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>>65073154
Never cared for Luna but always liked Ginny

>>65073154
beautiful sentiment.

>>65067140
the 3 youngest girls. don't care who they are but it has to be the very youngest girls at hogwarts.

>>65073317
E-even the ancient runes' teacher's infant daughters?

>>65073092
The series is fucking horrifying when you think about some of the implications

>>65073226
> You will never be groped by Bonnie wearing those sexy gloves.

>>65073430
The fact that they don't tell any of the 1st year students, particularly the muggleborn ones, that there are wizards and witches who can READ MINDS is a bit of a problem.

Were I in that situation and to have found that out later on I'd be shitting the proverbial brick, the last sanctuary of privacy and even that isn't sacred.

>>65067140
>Become wizard
>Buy the tent and camp out in some grove
>magic you food
>cast spells on muggles to be your sex slaves
>Bastard children sent to hogworts

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>>65073450
indeed

>>65073770
God damn she is nice looking.
Probably not a feminist cunt like Watson too.

>>65073730
fuck being a wizard neet would be heaven

>>65073730
From context, the ministry only seems to give a fuck about wizards fucking about with muggles if it's actively damaging like a curse, or if it risks revealing them.
That would imply you could use magic to find out information, non magically blackmail the shit out of them and use the self defence clause to magic your way out of any consequences.

>>65062259
>Harry got with her not because of her but because of her family. Mr and mrs weasley are the closest things to parents he has
This is correct.

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>>65073833
Brilliant anon.

>>65073818
It would. Super tent, could arrange food, could figure out a way to use your magic to foully deflower and impregnate muggles. fun times.

>>65073813
She really is. Sometimes the angles don't do her justice but I would love to have fun with her.

>>65073963
thats a nice perky little ass, I think I judged her too quickly when I was younger.

>its a low IQ /v/edditor and paedo odran samefagging thread

>>65073963
> Now imagining her disciplining Watson and scolding her for being so dumb while spanking dumb Emma.

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>>65061953
She was just perfect.

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>>65074024
>>65074003
Indeed. When she made up she looks great.

>>65070876
I fucking love how Dan fucks with the paparazzi

>>65074117
>>65074117
Then her Irish genes hit

>>65074117
That's not her but I wish it was

>>65074157

>When they apply tons of photoshop filters and clean her up, she looks great

FTFY

>>65061417
This
>4chan, hipsters in denial

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>>65074258
>Pretending that 99.5% of woman don't look great without makeup

FTFY

>>65061417
Have you ever based an opinion on a desire to be different than the mainstream even if it was contrary to how you actually felt? Or is it just something you think other people (whose opinions you disagree with) do?

I suspect that rarely if ever happens, and is nothing more than an easy way to dismiss opinions you don't like or can't argue against effectively.

>>65070988
It's true.

>>65057949
I don't remember much about the character.

Was she a dumb bitch? Then probably.

>>65064583
Whoah, hey guys.

>>65074306
>Pretending that 99.5% of woman look great without makeup

>>65074638
Yea, I messed up on that one.

>>65064583
>>65071188

NOPE

>>65064583
Copy that.

>>65070920
>this is a rational and healthy woman
not to sound /r9k/ but what the fuck

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>you will never be just a kid again watching harry potter movies and growing up with them

>>65064423
delete this

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>>65075239
Are you sure?

>>65070876
>tfw you're flown in to the states just to lazily shoot a shitty gag for an even shittier movie

>>65074997
It's probably the worst indictment of her as a writer, really.
The good ones are able to write about what they hate in an unbiased fashion, even if they end up bashing it anyway and vice versa for what they like. It's one thing among many that makes Terry Goodkind and Ayn Rand so fucking awful.

As other anons have said, Parkinson being attractive would make far more sense, since most teen girl bullies tend to be.

>>65067219
>>65070804
you know what she meant

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>>65070920
Just what kind of sick shit did these girls do to her in high school to still leave her salty after becoming a world-famous, billionaire author?

>>65075597

That's the thing, they didn't have to do anything really that fucking mean, she's just got a grudge against them because she never moved past that shit after all these years.

>>65070846
>tfw you're smaller than Daniel Radcliffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg

>>65075298
Nah Dan is a cool guy who doesn't mind.

>>65075753
>pretending to be putin
not gonna end well m8

>>65075753
Isn't Radcliffe like 160 cm?
You must be tiny m8

>>65076565
1,65 acording to google, last time I checked I was like 1,61 two years ago

time to get that helium tank

>>65070876
truly an alpha

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>>65076623
>1,61

>>65075629
Still worked out great for her.
I wish I could harness the power of pure pettiness like she did.

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>>65062059
I think it was just "Friends."

Definitely autism. It's inherited, you know.

It just makes her more precious.

>>65077052
>no robes in sight
such awful adaptations

>>65067910
>Gaunt
Pretty much destined for Slytherin.

>>65070626
"Wotcher, Harry. "

>>65077103
Yeah, it pretty much went downhill after the first two. It's bad enough they only used the pointy hats for ceremonies in those. And removed Peeves.

>>65062360
>while his dad was becoming an animagus and creating incredibly useful enchanted maps of Hogwarts, Harry was struggling with school standard spells

This always bugged me. Harry is a shit wizard.

>>65077199
And those pointy hats had no brims. Shameful.

>>65077052
That's some impressive craftsmanship for a girl who makes jewelry out of bottle caps
Didn't it also make a obnoxious roaring sound in the books?

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>There will never be a slytherin student who isn't objectively evil while attending hogwarts
slughorn doesn't count because he had 50+ years to change

>>65077561
Not very impressive when you have magic

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>>65077103
>in books wizards always dress horribly in muggle clothes, random colors or wearing wrong
>in movies purebloods have fancy suits and everyone wears muggle clothes
shitty ass wizards. Only Dumbledore had any real wizarding style.
If I was attending wizard school, you wouldn't be able to get me out of my fancy wizard robes and hat.

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>>65062360
>>65077219
Reminder that Harry had such a reputation for spamming the same fucking spell that he learned when he was twelve ad nauseum that his enemies used it to instantly identify him from six different decoys.

>>65058196
>Tolkein
>in the same teir as Game of Thrones and harry potter.
Fuck you, you motherfucker, here's your you, now never post this horrible image agains.

>>65058036
>>65060642
>>65074306
dat bod!

>>65070876
That's actually a great way to defend against the paparazzi. And it lets you probably earn some cash as well, assuming you're walking other peoples dogs.

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hey come party with us, Anon

>>65078420
She has the same slutty friends in every pic

>>65078965
That not unusual anon.

>>65078420
C-can I...I'd l-love to.