Taylor Swift will be killed either by an obsessive fan or by terrorists this year. Most likely by ISIS because they'd love to kill "America's Princess."
Since his cameos aren't usually plot related, couldn't they just have Stan film hundreds of random scenes that they can insert into Marvel movies for the next 20 years. I really like the idea of Stan Lee appearing from beyond the grave like Tupac.
Madge. I don't know why, but I have a feeling. Maybe a car crash or plane crash. Or maybe her son kills her.
i don't think she'll die but i feel like the full extent of her illness/how long she has left will become public this year.
>91 year-old man with terminal cancer
I've got a bad feeling about Roger Moore and Christopher Plummer too.
Bookmark this, within the next couple of months he will be dead.
I've give up all my Christmas chocolate to make this happen.
Not me, but both my grandmothers had cancer, my one grandmother actually did lose her breasts.
She chopped hers off because there was a chance she could be at risk because it was in her family, then getting herself some nice plastic titties does not make her a "hero" and brave, it's more likely her tits were sagging, and she bought them for Brad.
Before she was married to Brad, she was snorting coke off Billy Bobs dick. Suddenly she became "Queen"
Also, who the fuck adopts kids like handbags?
tl;dr She's a sub-par actor who gets too much credit for her half hearted attempts at humanitarianism all to feed her attention whoring.
>this is a 10/10 beautiful queen to women
>jennifer aniston is older and looks like this
brad pitt fucked up
That guy doesn't need to do anymore partying, if I were him I'd just sit on the balcony in my multi-million dollar malibu home facing the ocean, smoking the best weed money can buy all day long...just relax until i'm dead.
That's probably what he's doing at the moment.
Wow. Hardcore, man. Jolie's dad was a raging narcissist who neglected her throughout her childhood and her poor mom died pretty young. Honestly, I kind of feel bad for her and understand her emotional need for a huge "family" in light of her upbringing. All in all I think she's a kind human being and hope she lives through 2016 and many years afterwards.
He won't die. To be JUSTed is like being a nazgul, you just keep living until you're nothing but a horrible creature, not truly alive but not dead, just in search of alimony instead of the one ring.
Yup, Sean Penn was working undercover for the CIA and freaking double-crossed El Chapo. That's ballsy, man, really ballsy. Sean's definitely a marked man now though. El Chapo's money still buys a ton of hitmen.
He lives in Beverly Hills.
I know a line producer who used to work on Two and a Half Men. She said Charlie was incredibly professional on-set, always knew his lines and treated everyone well. He just really loved to party on his own time though and he hated the showrunners and Warner Bros.
I got a bad feeling about Taylor. She's just such an image of "America" it really puts a target on her for all the creeps and terrorists out there.
>spends decades forcing men to use steroids in huge amounts to create "monsters" for ratings
>many wrestlers die early
>he himself takes steroids but under doctors supervision and much more cautiously
Heard some Chi-raq mofos being gunning for ma man Fiddy. Shits about to go down.
50 is a fucking savage
when he dies he will go out on his own terms
They predict his death. 6 months later ian is laying on his death bed. His family gathering around his near lifeless corpse
Suddenly a faint whispering voice can be heard.
>"I can't I.. can't hold on much longer, I I I'm too weak
The doctor pipes up and says sorry about this folks but I think he's going to die soon.
Ians voice is heard once again this time with more malice. He sits up in his bed ex tends his hands and says
>"no... no... no... YOU WILL DIE!"
Brad Pitt is am incubus that drained up all her mana ;_;
I am a legit time traveller, if I recall correctly (could be mixing up some from 2017) over the rest of the year
Dick Cheney, Ralph Nader, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Chuck Berry, Barry Bonds (murdered by ex-wife, this is happening relatively soon, I think), Jerry Stiller, John Major Abe Vigoda, Betty White, and Dick van Dyke are all going to make it into the 20s, stop memeing about them Charlie Sheen is not going to die anytime soon, HIV (but not full blown AIDs) is cured in the 20s Next year is going to be Hugh Hefner, Angelina Jolie (cancer, this is going to be a big one), Jimmy Carter, Elton John, Dennis Rodman, and Dave Chapelle (lung cancer, interestingly, this is going to be a trigger for an especially cringeworthy "00s nostalgia" period) check em
>that motherfucker is 70 years old
Duuuude, I've seen him on WWE, he looks early 50's. I just learned how old he really is
Dude's got a chest like a gorilla, I'm in my 20's and he'd crush me.
Try the french one for a real case of slipping badly.
FUCKING NO GOD DAMN IT
This man will take his own life this year.
still have trouble with the 'Evidence' against him
He killed Che and Camilo. Now it's his time.
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha, that's a term people use to calm down others, you're never cancer free, it's gonna come back in the next 5 years, that's why prognosis for cancer patients' death is always a few years after treatment and why people are afraid of asking about it.
what the fuck are you on a bout you cheeky fucking cunt huh running your mouth like that he already died in June of the past year you fucking thickskulled subhuman fuck right on off then yeah you fucking worthless Untermensch scum.
>no one posts based kirk
He truly will remain immortal
I honestly will cry if he dies. I've yet to see a movie where he isn't amazing.
He just did a special guest referee match a couple weeks ago and revealed that he was still shredded as fuck and in good health
>doesn't know about his daughter and son in law taking over already
>he hasn't been on the internet for 3 years
The material girl will ride eternal, shiny and chrome