I never understood this. Why did Obi Wan never teach Luke anything before the events of Episode IV?
He was probably too emotionally fucked after everything that happened with Anikan to even consider approaching his kid. Plus Luke was just some whiny ass teenage boy in the grand scheme of things before he got ahold of artoo and threepio.
Forget that, why the fuck didn't ANYBODY train this child to defend himself? He can bullseye womprats but you'd think after spending his entire life on a shitty desert planet controlled by gangsters and populated by assholes that it would take more than a few midgets in robes to wreck his shit. Doesn't help that his rifle is taller than he is.
>incompetent manlets are now adorable
They are if they're Luke.
Because George hammered out the stories for the prequels in like a day. Same reason why Vader was just some thug in Episode IV but in I, II, and III he was space jesus.
And before you prequel loving faggots point it out, yes I'm quoting Plinkett. It's still the correct answer to OPs question.
>he was space jesus
Space jesus who couldn't handle sidestepping.
Luke seems more like space Jesus, especially in TFA.
>hair inspo from his daddy
>outfit inspo from his other daddy
Sheev never spun in the OT, nigga couldn't even get out of Vader's grasp. Luke probably could've rekt him had he actually fought him.
the prequels are terrible half-assed attempts at Lucas grabbing some more toy merch money. He forgot everything the original crews did to change his frankly crappy Starkiller scripts into something passable, including making the force vague, and self directed.
When yoda says luke is too old for the training, he means that Luke should figure that shit out himself, but pressed for time in the middle of a rebel battle, Luke begs for help anyways. Jedi training before Vader's genocide was probably only giving the kids a few pointers and a lightsaber so they could figure it out themselves, that's kind of the whole mysterious asian dojo bullshit in a nutshell,
instead for the prequels Lucas went bonkeroo with a bunch of shit that didn't matter but ruined the vagueness of the originals.
As soon as he meets Luke in ANH he's giving him lightsabers and telling him to learn the jedi ways.
Why is he too old for Yoda but Obi-Wan waited until later in Luke's life to do anything?
The prequels are pretty heavily steeped in Christian themes, moreso than the OT which are closer to Greek classics.
The seduction of Anakin in particular strongly echos the temptation of Christ, where Christ fasted in the desert and Satan approached him on a mountaintop. He offered Christ dominion over all he could see if he would kneel to him. He tempted Christ by speaking of all the good he could do by seeking this physical, worldly power.
Christ turned him down. Anakin is an image of what could have been had Christ taken Satan up on his offer.
>Han reaches into his cloak and touches his elbow
I never even considered this before,but damn. I like the way you think.
He probably checks their twitters daily and seethes over how happy and popular they are despite their setbacks in life.
OT has its share of Christian themes in regards to the Force.
>"Size matters not...[etc]"
>"You want the impossible."
>"I don't believe it!"
>"That is why you fail."
> Because of your unbelief; for assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you.
He just seems to naturally fall into that position.
If my ass ever gets ahold of a time machine I'm going back and having a few words with the barber who styled his hair like that. It only looks good when it's all fucked up.
If you ever get a time machine, your first priority should be protecting Hamill and making sure he doesn't wreck his face in a car crash.
Shit that's right. Second priority is the hair.
>those loose suspender looking leg straps
Why are they so good for muh dick
>that part where he's crawling out of the swamp and his ass is soaked in the flightsuit
It's like artwork.
If Rey isn't his daughter, then yes.
His friends on Tatooine regularly used him as a cum dump.
Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Luke are horrible. I would never suggest removing his clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him absorb it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his anal virginity taken in one quick stroke.
I am even more disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling to meet yours.
There's nothing gay about respecting and admiring Mark Hamill. It's only when you start salivating over lewd text posts involving imagining watching his sweaty fluffy hair bounce and stick to his flushed face as he rides your dick and milks you for every drop of cum in your body that it starts getting gay.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and swear while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered ass for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "Y-You came so much inside of me, Anon", then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside him again.
You're all freaks. Luke's too pure for anyone to imagine him in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
>it's a luke still doesn't know how to properly shoot a gun but he's getting better episode
It's all over the minute you start thinking about the pitch of his moans as you hammer his prostate and the way his back will arch and his shoulders will press into the ground so he has better leverage to fuck himself on your cock.
I'm glad we're all on the same page how fucking delicious Mark Hamill was in his twink days.
There's nothing gay about pulling open Luke's robe so you can lick and suckle his perky pink nipples as he blushes in embarrassment over how sensitive he is. There's nothing gay about brushing your thumb against his already dripping petite cock and getting a taste of his sweet seed before gathering more and using it to lubricate his virgin cunt. There's nothing gay about lifting his small legs so that they're practically up to his chest as you get a perfect view of his pink hole before lining your dick up against it and seeing him already moan in reckless anticipation. There's nothing gay about imagining what his gasps and panting sounds like as you mercilessly pound his tiny body. There's nothing gay about wondering how tight and hot he must feel inside and how many times he'll let you cum inside him till he's practically dripping with semen.
Don't worry, anon.
He's already so whiny, just imagine how prettily he must whine once he becomes addicted to your cock.
>ywn have Luke down on his knees whimpering and begging to suck your dick as you constantly refuse him
>ywn be woken up by him sucking your dick while you were asleep
>ywn admonish him for it
>ywn hear him whine "but I want it so bad, anon, it's all I ever think about! please let me have it" as he slavishly laps at your hard cock
>ywn punish him by fucking him mercilessly
>ywn rim luke for the first time and revel in his surprise and reluctance as he tries to push your head away even has his hips twitch and grind down on your face while he mounts to a quick orgasm since the sensation of your tongue getting him wet and ready is so filthy and intense and new that he can't hold back
>ywn try to 69 Luke
>ywn realize that he's too small to actually reach your dick so you're content just rimming him as he rests on your body
>ywn have him occasionally move up so he can lap at your cock
>ywn tell him to stop because it's distracting you from opening him up
>ywn hear him whine "but I can't help it anon! Every time I see your c-cock, I just want to put it in my mouth"
>ywn then make him ride you as he thanks you for indulging him
The robes are practically a skirt already.
>yfw he comes to /tv/
>yfw he's both a little happy and very disgusted by this thread and probably also sad that he will never be young Mark Hammil again
Luke... had a hard life...
>tfw i have my first 9 am class of the semester tomorrow but i don't want to leave this thread
This higher education bullshit is really going to cut into my quality hamillust time.
premature rip for the hamillust golden age hopefully another one will be triggered by the next SW movie.
Imagine how embarrassed he'd be.
Imagine if it happened around someone assertive enough to just reach over and lift up the skirt to get a good eyefull of his cock.
Imagine how incredibly flustered he'd get and how quickly he'd pull his skirt down again.
Imagine if he got erect while sandwiched between two strangers.
Imagine if they lifted up the robes and started mercilessly stroking his dick and fingering his boypussy as he whimpers and begs them to stop.
I would still an old man Hamill. I've seen a lot of grills say he's a silver fox now.
Anybody have any recent unJUST Hamill btw? I need more.
I know. He seems like such a nice dude on Twitter. It makes me feel guilty about lusting after his younger self.
>less Hamillust threads
B-but I'm not ready to let it go yet ;_;
We're still here and we're still lusting so don't give up just yet.
Would old Luke still be as virginal and inexperienced as young Luke?
By the time he hits ROTJ he's certified power bottom tier so the question instead is would he develop into a top or stay a bottom.
>a few midgets in robes
The Sand People were taller than Luke,though. And they're supposed to be insanely tough, they've been attacking the farmers in that area with stone age technology and winning for at least 30 years.
>He'd be dead or enslaved if Obi Wan didn't save his ass.
If you want an invincible protagonist, why don't you just watch the 2015 version of A New Hope instead of the 1977 version?
>Rey will never hit on old Luke and revel in his shocked, embarrassed response
God, Mark's always smiling in like every behind the scenes picture.
How can one man be so moe?
>alec guinness's silent cry for help
These threads make me extra retarded because my blood is rushing away from my brain and straight to my dick half the time
Yoda missed some prime opportunities
>trash compactor model set includes han and chewie trying to get shit done in a heroic manor
>meanwhile luke is in the corner being molested by the tentacle monster
He needed more than just Jedi training in ANH
Nearly the only time he looks happy on set is in the pictures with just him and Hamill
>luke is so tiny that the tentacle trash monster managed to completely submerge him in ankle deep water
If that's the case than at least he's confirmed for good taste
Friendly reminder that Hamill's nipples are so perky that they had to cover them with tape so they wouldn't show throw the robe.
Eh, I don't really see the comparison here. Satan tempted Christ as a matter of pride, to give up his spiritual humility and become a king of the material world. Jesus rejected this because he didn't need it. He already had a greater kingship: glory through faith.
Although there are hints about a lust for power, Anakin's temptation is more concerned with his need to neurotically control everything, and his inability to contend with loss. Christ never had this conflict born out of anxiety, so I don't think Anakin's dilemma really parallels the temptation of Christ thematically.
In essence, Satan tempted Christ by showing him all the good things he would gain; Sheev tempted Anakin by showing him all the bad things he would avoid.
that would trigger gay homosex fanfictions
I read somewhere they did the same with Carrie, she didn't wear a bra throughout all A New Hope and instead had her tape her breasts down for support (the costume designer said something about having a "no lingerie in space" policy.
But damn Mark, you had no excuse bruh. Just some nice firm nipples. mmmm
Yeah, he was. He had to keep it on the down-low though because of the job repercussions homo/bisexuality had back then, he was even fined for some incident involving his sexuality, the poor fucking guy. I'm still mad jelly he got to be with Mark during his prime, though.
Are you saying it'd be possible to suck Luke's nipples until milk comes out?
Yes. I lactated twice when I was about 14. Luckily I was still a normie so I played American football and had shoulder pads which protected/hide my secret at school. I remember taking them off one day after practice to find I had small milk stains on the padding, like a woman's bra.
How my secret never leaked, literally, is beyond me.
Imagine you're Darth Vader and you just discovered you have a son! He's so cute, shy, sweet, and innocent. He's also the right size for you to hold. You haven't desired human contact for so many years but now you just want to cuddle...
He knows it's fucking happening. Obi Wan probably hoped to get away with never having to confront, defend, or teach Luke. Hopefully the Empire never find out about Luke and we can all lay low.
Once he sees the droids and hears Leia's message he goes whole hog.
There's nothing weird about imagining Luke shyly approaching you to whine about how much his chest hurts.
There's nothing weird about pulling open his robe to reveal his slightly puffy, hard nipples as he blushes and asks you what you're doing.
There's nothing weird about contemplating what it'd be like to kiss, lick, and suckle Luke's puffy, tender, sensitive nipples until milk starts coming out.
There's nothing weird about imagining how much he'd cum just from being milked through his chest.
There's nothing weird about how cute and relieved he'd looked after you took care of his problem.