ITT: we count other people's money.

>>65046344
just like us

post drake bell

>>65046344
>60 million
JUST. I know hedge fund guys who wipe their ass with this kind of money, but nobody outside the business has ever heard there name. Are there any actors/actresses with real fortunes?

Got a whopping $8K in the bank

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>>65046387
Damn son...

>>65046365
>>65046410
Meeting the meme quota?

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>>65046438

>>65046475
I'm not memeing though. Hedge fund owners can easily pull in a billion dollars on a good year, but it's funny how we think of celebrities as lavishly rich

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>>65046410

>>65046549
>I'm not memeing
>JUST
Sure.

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>>65046438

>>65046549
Anyone with $10mil+ in the bank is lavishly rich.

Stop being retarded.

>>65046574
AYY

>>65046602
And decreasing with each alimony payment.

Well I've got like $20 on me.

>>65046549
This is actually so true

>>65046344
We are we getting this amount from for these people? What is a reliable source? Why do these celebrities tell people how much money they have, wouldn't they be more likely to get robbed?

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GET FUCKED JEWS

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JUST

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>>65046745
Lego is expensive.

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Outta my way poor fucking shits

>When combined with her current net worth, future royalties and real estate, it's very likely that Julia will be worth well over $1 billion at some point in her life.

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>>65046851

>seinfeld will make royalties well into the year 3641

>>65046438
>>65046540
>Drake is in trouble with the law and deep in debt
>Josh is responsible and wealthy

Yeah, that sounds about right based on the tv show.

>>65046851
>probably most famous for playing the role of Elaine Benes
She's had other roles?

>>65046745
>Rooney Mara
>$8 million

Her parents are both billionaires, they own the New York Giants and the Pittsburgh Steelers. For all intents and purposes she and her sister are probably worth $500 million+ each.

>>65046438
he found a way

>>65046851
I thought she was already a billionaire? Or from a billionaire family at least

>>65046985
Only in the dreams where I wake up covered in my own jizz.

>>65046957
>2.5 mil
>wealthy

>>65046599
Not true. I grew up in a wealthy family, people think that kind of money means you have butlers and private jets, really it means you have a decent sized house in the suburbs. Maybe in the 60s $10mil was lavishly rich, but not anymore

>>65047022
KEK

>>65046798
Please her last name is mara she will never be poor.

>>65047031
Shes technically not a billionaire yet on her own earnings but yes she is from a billionaire family. So in time she will be one.

>>65047035
You dream about waking up covered in your own jizz?

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>>65046957
Drake and josh look into camera and sneer in disappointment

...Megan!

>>65047005
you know the mara family is pretty big and they probably won't get that much

>>65046438
>>65046540
>>65046957

Nah, if this was like the TV show, Josh would be letting Drake stay at his place until he found a job, and Drake would try to avoid working for as long as possible and probably bang Josh's girlfriend in the process. Then the girl who played Megan would find Drake a job as her security guard or something and everything would be ok in the end.

>>65047040
>really it means you have a decent sized house in the suburbs
Jesus Christ, do you live in or near Los Angeles or something?

>65047040
>$10 mil means you have a decent-sized house in the suburbs

Lol, there are people on $200k a year or less who have that.

>>65047124
Remember the end of Drake and Josh Go Hollywood where she's catching all the floating money?

That inspired her to become a better criminal than those guys they caught could ever be.

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>you will never be larry david

>>65046438
>>65046540
>>65047124
>Drake is irresponsible and poor
>Josh is responsible and well-off
>Megan is richer than both of them combined, somehow

Nice to see that they all stayed in character

>>65046687
Based mel

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Based Ricky.

>>65047040
>>65047194
My dad earned about 100,000 a year, and we had a house on the smaller side but with a big amount of land (like a pond out front, a big driveway, a gate, and a big backyard), and a SECOND house on a lake. People in the $10 mil bank account range were basically Illuminati rich to me.

>>65046718
>4 million
>4
4u

>>65047228
*Laugh track*

>>65047339
that can't be true

>>65047339
Is he somehow spending all his money?

He should have at least $200mil.

>>65047318

Same here. My dad was on $200,000 a year, and even with alimony payments to my bitch mother he still had a 2-story house with a backyard right by a lake in one of those upscale gated communities. I knew a couple kids who were from millionaire families (mostly the sons of retired baseball players), and they basically lived in mansions.

>>65047339
i thought he's broke?

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JUST

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>>65047376
>>65047391

>>65047148
>>65047194
You are underestimating the costs here. Consider that something like a big sailboat costs $20,000,000.
A ten million dollar house is average in a lot of suburbs, not just gated LA communities.

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>>65046574

Not even a billion. Why even live?

>>65047440
RIP

She's fucked.

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How can Flavortown still be a country with only 8 mil?

>>65046602
Proof that this site isn't accurate at all

>>65047440
She's not getting any riles with a face like that.

Seriously though. What will she do when her money runs out?

>>65047391

His net worth bounces up and down more than Oprah's weight.

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do actors even try? LMAO

>>65047542
>a smooth comfy 10 mil
classic

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JUST

>>65047542
10mil is a classic amount of wealth

>>65047549
he's been dead for like fifteen years

>>65046718
Awful lot of money for a hired actor

>>65047607
He's giving 5bil away to charity.

Soon he'll be a mortal again.

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>>65047625
>mfw its real
literally how

>>65047408
>upscale gated communities
Oooh nice. Our house was probably a bit cheaper because it was in a rural area in the middle of a city area, but the land was relatively big compared to the gated communities in the area. Plus if it weren't for the second house we probably would have lived in a gated community as well. It's pretty great though, I wasn't in the same neihborhood but I went to the same school as Chad Pennington's son when Chad was still with the Miami Dolphins. I never talked to him much because I'm a few years older but I did get to meet Chad at a school event, seemed like a cool guy, I have a picture of me with him somewhere.

>>65047574
Suck dick for coke. Better stock up on the cocaine boys!

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wtf?

I thought he would be a billionaire.

>>65046718
>4

P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y

>>65047440
Well it's more money than I have.

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>>65047607
That only happens to very few directors.

Actors typically make more.

>>65047727
thats probably on the low side

>>65047695
Niggers don't know how to spend their money wisely.

>>65047625
>ucker also received 20% of the gross receipts of Rush Hour 3 which, when combined with his salary, made him the highest paid actor in the world at the time.
Holy fucking shit.

Chris Tucker is literally the JUST meme

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If we ever married and combined finances I'd bump her up to $4.1mil

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>>65046574
He looks more and more like a jew banker as he gets old. Coincidence? I think not.

>>65046823
fuck off hardy would have been paid that for mad max alone

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And it only cost his soul.

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but why?

>>65047861
the same reason Duck Dynasty swims in hundreds of millions of dollars of merchandise.

>>65047391
net worth isn't your bank balance ya dingus

>>65047458
>Consider that something like a big sailboat costs $20,000,000.

You can buy a 22-foot long sailboat for $20,000.

>A ten million dollar house is average in a lot of suburbs

Completely wrong. The average cost of a house is around $400,000. This is what a 1 million dollar house looks like in a Florida suburb.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Miramar_FL_33029_M56524-17949

A ten million dollar house is a mansion.

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eat this mofo's

>>65047607
He's not a billionaire from just directing you tard. There's the obvious fact that he sold Star Wars to Disney, but he's also the founder of Industrial Lights and Magic, THX, Lucasfilm and he makes a shit ton from all the Star Wars toys, games, and merch. He's a literal genius that gets shit on for the prequels. Be honest though, if you had all the money in the world, would you really give enough of a fuck to make decent movies?

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>>65047625
>go to the comments section
>see this
Niggers are literally retarded

>>65047458
>Consider that something like a big sailboat costs $20,000,000.

I think you added 3 zeroes by mistake. A $20 million boat is a top-of-the-line yacht, a "big sailboat" (50-60 feet long) would cost you a few hundred thousand at most

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>350 million

>>65047946
>yfw Alain de Botton tried to convince him to do a show about Philosophy for plebs but he refused to do it because he wouldn't be payed enough.

What a fucking hack.

>>65047458
Wait, are you using canadian dollars?

>>65048045
He's had a long time to accrue that. Probably has more hidden somewhere.

>>65047625
>chris tucker will never be un-JUST
>jackie chan will never make more action movies
>there will never be a rush hour 4

>>65047458

......we are talking about US dollars, right?

>>65047942
Not him but I live in a rich town and you could never get that for 1 mil here.

400,000 will get you a shitshack.

>>65048116
He gave away most of his Matrix earnings away to charity.

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>>65048045
>>65048116
Also, he lives in an apartment instead of a huge mansion and never spends his money on expensive stuff unlike other rich people do. Based Keanu.

>>65048212
JUST

>>65048161
Where do you live? We can check if you're lying.

>>65048212
Thank fuck he isn't rich

I hope someone shoots him or something

>>65048252
He has a mansion in California.

A woman broke into it before and waited for him in his pool.

>>65046851
ugly fucking bitch

>>65048045
Keanu is so fucking based

He seems like a cool guy

>>65048340
>mad beta poorfag

>>65048265
Greenwich, CT

http://www.trulia.com/property/3219591681-61-Mead-Ave-Greenwich-CT-06830

This is the only listing for a house for 450,000, it's literally falling apart as it says in the description.

>>65048271
500k is still a lot of money
just sayin

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she's loaded

>>65047395
So no one's gonna answer me?

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>>65046438

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Here's one that will surprise you. Not the number listed, but when you look up Daddy's net worth. He's in Louis-Dreyfus territory.

>>65048515
just google celebrity networth you dumb cuck

>>65048515
Are you literally retarded? How can you not find that site?

>>65048447

>she
>falling for the gender meme

>>65048001
Maybe the OP was making a joke?

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>>65048591
no need to disrespect her. she's clearly a woman

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Should this be updated?

>>65047301

Annoying little cunt.

>>65047625

Another broke ass nigger.

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Discuss

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>the guys who made Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas have more money than a bunch of actors in this thread

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>this could have been you

>>65048143
>>jackie chan will never make more action movies
He just made Dragon Blade tho...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwMlpp8GIAI

>>65048700
https://youtu.be/KwvCI6NOFls

>DUDE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN GOD TO BE HAPPY JUST LOOK AT ME LMAO

>>65048813
Wow, 61 and still making these movies.

>>65048811
Honestly wouldn't be worth it.

>the legacy I left on Earth was that I played video games for a living on youtube

>>65048774
>implying some of their songs aren't worth more

Not even a normie could deny Cherry Pie

>>65048868
I mean, you would be too if it meant you could get an awesome paycheck on name alone. Combine that with actually trying and damn you've got yourself a lot of money.

>>65048918
instead the legacy you will left on Earth is literally nothing

>>65048947
OR making something original

>>65048654
>woman
>making jokes

>>65048811
what about those guys that make "Just a prank bro"

>>65048918
A woman made three million dollars off videos of her unboxing and assembling toys.

She didn't even have to show her face

>>65046718
lot of money for a hired actor

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>>65048994

>>65048918
I would build up a channel and make an easy revenue playing vidya, then use my fame to get into famous movies then become a well-known actor with EVEN MORE MONEY. Plus I'd still play vidya on the side when I'm not filming for some side income.

It would be the perfect life.

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how is this possible?

>>65049076
white knights

>>65049076
Ad Revenue and speeches.

>>65048813
This looks fun.

>>65049033
Let me guess, she showed her tits?

>>65049076
>1984

Like poetry.

>>65049125
It is really fun.

>>65049076
scam artist

>>65047845
>20 mil per movie
THe guy is disgusting and cant even act

>>65049145
No, just her hands assembling the toys.

Apparently people who watch those videos are more likely to click ads and buy stuff because it's a niche market.

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>>65048340
Out of prime but still in season

>>65049145
No she just cashed in on the Frozen toy craze. Seriously she has videos on the hundreds of millions of views.

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who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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This nigga is millionaire. What is he going to do with all that hard earned money?

>>65049244
is that before or after he sold out?

>>65049244
net worth != actual money in the bank

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>>65049244
pay the bull to fuck his girlfriend

>>65049294
i thought he gave the site away?

>>65048045
GOT DAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER

>>65049315
hahahahahaha wow that gets funnier every single time someone memes it
nice
epic
i like it

>>65049262
F O U R HOURS
O
U
R

>>65049244

>Hiro isn't on there

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>>65048143
>>there will never be a rush hour 4
There was though.

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>>65048686

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THAT'S A LOT OF WEED LMAO

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Where did he get all that money?

from CIA?

>>65049315
I wonder if Niggerwood is still a mod

>>65048340

What are you? One of those queers?

>>65049431
nice font rendering bro

>>65049435
>6'3

manlets BTFO

>>65049435

>Where did he get all that money?

House of Saud

>>65049435
he was a business man or something before getting CIA cash and doing the whole terrorist thing

>>65049465
I got a very shit PC friend

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>>65046602
>>65046593

>had this pop up on my phone today

JUST COMPLETELY

>>65048271
That's Net Worth though right? He probably has very little in liquid assets.

Are there any Twitch streamers on this site?

It would be interesting to see how much they make compared to Youtube

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tsust

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I keep looking for the 4chan janitor on there but I can't find his net worth guys
Why is that

>>65048811
I used to hate PewDiePie but honestly, compared to the shit that's appeared on Youtube over the last few years he's amazing.

>>65049583
The popular ones make $50k+ a month.

>>65049625
>Why is that
Because 'the 4chan janitor' isn't anybody's name.

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>>65049661
hello jannie

>>65048435
He owns a 500k house.

>>65047727
he bought submarine

>>65049472

James deserves more tbqhwy

>>65049076
With jews, you never lose.

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>>65047625

>>65046574
How the fuck is this Jew so rich?

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remember kids, money doesnt buy you happiness

>>65049836
Syndication

>>65046687
Based Mel.

Wtf is he bothered about being seen as anti-semitic with that much dough

>>65047542
classic.

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>>65047301
>Jewrvais is worth more than Hugh Laurie

>>65048212
>>65047440

500 thousand is A LOT. It is way more than enough to buy a relatively nice home in a nice area and retire. Most wage slaves who work their whole lives won't have anywhere near that much in their 401k or pension.

>>65047224
Thought this Jew would be richer. Seinfeld is rinsing him.

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ahah

>>65049937
or buy a lot of coke

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>>65048252
A humbleness no doubt acquired as the result of living several lifetimes.

>>65046574
Good for him.

>>65046641
How much does he pay again?

>>65049241
Satan

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>>65048252
>and never spends his money on expensive stuff
except for pizza

>>65049937

>2016
>under 65
>retire with a net worth of $500,000
>retire

Jesus Christ. Should we tell him? Somebody should tell him.

>>65050085
actually it was free pizza tbph family

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>>65050001
2spooky

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Come On Dude, I'll Jerk You Off!

>>65046438
Not true. This guy is no longer in debt. He sold off his mansion for 2.4 mil$
His problem is that he is spending 50-100k monthly even though he doesnt make any money to cover his expenses.

Just read up on his actual legal troubles and how he solved them, that site is never accurate even says so in the fine print.

>>65050205
disco was so gay. no wonder he turned out to be a queer

Net worth doesn't mean cash on hand.

It includes property and investments.

I am technically a millionaire based on my retirement accounts but I won't touch that shit for decades because of penalties taxes and fees for cashing out early.

A celeb with $8 million net worth is about as good as my middle class parents

>>65047124
>81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#6**
>The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly. Miranda Cosgrove "iCarly",

>9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
>You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed.
>Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly

she earned it :^)

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>>65050013
>>65049966
>Rowling, Lucas, Gates, and Buffet have all vowed to give their fortunes away to charity.

Why are the goyim such suckers?

>>65047574
She's in the sex trade, there are many pics of her on yachts with rich dubai people.

I mean look at this
>His meetings last week in Miami were extensive and this week here in LA he has been busy for 15-16 hours a day meeting and speaking with reps of celebrities hoping to cash in on the celebrity sex trade. One thing he has noticed over the past year is that many celebrities, especially the higher profile ones no longer want to go to Dubai for these meetings. They want them to either be in Mykonos or in the Med this spring and summer or some new destination. Only the higher profile celebrities really have this option. They know that if it is reported they are in Dubai, that everyone immediately knows what they are doing there, no matter how good the cover story.

>http://okmagazine.com/photos/selena-gomez-kendall-jenner-gigi-hadid-didnt-pay-dubai/photo/1001187272/
>“American celebrities are hot commodities overseas,” the source said. “They befriend these girls and entice them to hang out by offering them luxurious experiences.”
lol at how openly this is discussed and how normies are fooled by any of it

Entire vacation and all accommodation are taken care of, "no strings attached"

Yacht season in the Med is still the number one requested time of the year.
#34 – Back for another season is this former Tweener actress from Nick who has not done anything of note since reaching adulthood. She had her own show and was not even the "star." Victoria Justice "Victorious" ("star" Ariana Grande)

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>>65046718
>4

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Holy JUST Shit!

>>65050104
You have a rude awakening coming your way, friend.

>>65049625
Cause they do it for free lel

>>65050392
I'm really just surprised it not worse.

>>65049937
I don't think you understand what net worth means

>>65049790
Definitely, if Pewdipie came later and makes millions with his OMG BROZ DIS MONSTER SCARED ME AAAAHHHHHH :D

then James at least deserves more because he was around longer, actually makes movies, actually is knowledgeable about what he's reviewing, and he seems to genuinely care.

I hate this thread.

Apart from Keanu, Mel and Jackie Chan, the rest literally sucked Devil cock for that money.

>>65049435
His family is literally worth billions

>>65050392
His ethnicity is "white people"??

>>65050402

I'm the one with the rude awakening coming my way? How do you possibly think anyone under the age of 65, let alone the 43 year old Wil Wheaton, and the 29 year old Lindsay Lohan, can afford to retire with a net worth of $500,000?

>>65049238
>>65049033
Yeah, I've seen those.
Really odd. she just unpacks the toys and its like thousands of views

>>65050441
Idiot.

>>65049262
I ONLY GOT 7 DOLLARS IN MY POCKET!

>>65050085
Is he angry that people are filming him when he's trying to eat, or is this his pose?

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I expected more tbqh

>>65047395
>QUOTING EVERY RELEVANT POST IN THE THREAD SO PEOPLE HAVE TO SEE YOUR STUPID POST OVER AND OVER STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

>>65050653
He'll make a cool 50mil off the Star Wars shit if he's also in the third film.

>>65050653

>Ridley and Boyega also worth 2 million

What does it mean

>>65050773

there is no wage gap

>>65050653
Does this take into account the new Star Wars movie? How long ago was this updated?

>>65049859
I wonder if he'll ever learn to drink responsibly.

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>According to Radar Online, the 29-year-old actress allegedly made racial comments to a bartender and then spat on the face of a customer who tried to intervene in the commotion in a bar in New York over the weekend.

>Reports say that on January 8, Lohan and her sister Ali were asked to leave the VBar in Greenwich Village in Manhattan after the two headed straight to the establishment’s bathroom without ordering any drinks and locked themselves in the toilet for more than 20 minutes.

>The former Disney star and her 22-year-old sister only came out when a bartender continuously knocked on the door and asked them to leave the Manhattan establishment.

>LiLo then reportedly racially abused the bartender, who was originally from West Africa.

>The Daily Mail reports that other customers of the bar heard the “Mean Girls” actress shouting at the bartender in what seemed like a racist attack.

>One customer said that Lohan was telling the bartender that he should just go home because he doesn’t belong in New York. But what stunned them was that she was yelling in a mock African accent.

>The “Just My Luck” star even kept asking if the bartender was from Ghana which most witnesses said was really rude.

>One customer tried to stop Lindsay and her sister and asked them to just leave the bar. The “Parent Trap” star then spat on the face of that customer.

>>65050825
Now that I'm reading his bio it seems like it's outdated.
>Driver has been confirmed to be playing a villain in the upcoming 2015 film Star Wars Episode VII.

>>65046985
Troll (the movie). She is a nymph and is mostly naked in the movie. Only in it briefly.

>>65050642

Parent and kid came up to him and were like

>"My daughter loved you as the Wolverine!"

>>65050966

Is she on any bail conditions or good behaviour bonds still ?

Racist and assault aside, sounds pretty convincing that her and her sister went into the bathroom to shoot up drugs

>>65051142

It should be up to $7 Million now though since it's 2016

>>65049955
He was richer, his ex took half lol

>>65051290
Wait, what year is it again?

>>65051423
Oh come on, don't do this

>>65051423
IT'S TWENTY SIXTEEN, PEOPLE!

>>65049955
>Even though Seinfeld ended in 1998, the popular show “about nothing” is still syndicated on a number of television channels, and has reportedly netted $3.1 billion in fees for reruns in the United States. Between that show and Curb Your Enthusiasm, which began in 1999 and ran for eight seasons, experts have estimated David to have a net worth of approximately $900 million.

>This total was cut in half in 2007, when California divorce laws forced David to give his wife of 14 years half of his fortune, but Rose said that this still put David’s net worth close to $500 million.

>>65050570
Tits in frame?

>>65050966
I guess you can say they are MEAN GIRLS!

>>65051613
nope

>>65051181
That's adorable

>>65051644
haha the comic630 reference

>>65051644
>His password for most social media accounts is "comic630"

How does this end up on this site's scope?

>>65051655
People will watch literally anything.

>>65047672
Wow, he'll be just like us with a small amount of only 100 million

>>65051265
Off probation for the first time in eight years according to that page

>>65046344

She only makes $60 million? Poor girl, how does she get by? She really needs to get better pay.

>>65051958

Personally hope that she gets charged for spitting

Fucking disgusting

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You call this a billionaire?

>>65046574
my man has earned it

>>65047795
so you have 100,000?

>>65047926
A FUCKING TRAVERSTY!

>>65046574
800 million shekels

>>65052772
a think a shekel is much less than a dollar, so it's actually a lot more than 800 million shekels

>>65048252
Is that amy adams next to him?

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>>65048340

>>65049519
The Bin Laden family is one of the richest in Saudi Arabia.

Doubt he need their money.

>>65048983
Well your mom gave birth to you, so clearly women can make jokes.

>>65052900
Amy Adams doesn't have tits like those.

>>65049262
This is quite clearly fake. $7 dollars? Should be -$167

>>65049790
they are all shit and hes a fag.

>>65050966
so assking of someone is from ghana constitutues racism.

what? what year is this?

>>65046344
Man, I feel so bad for her. She doesn't get paid anywhere near as highly as her male co-stars. Simply not fair.

>>65049836
Every time a channel runs episodes of his 20 year old sitcom he gets more money.

>>65046434
Got a whopping $9.5k in debt and no savings.

>>65048983
>>65053037
REKT

>>65046599
Apparently if you have no debt and at least $5000 or something saved you are considered well off by worldwide standards.

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>>65048212

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How can he be worth that much yet brankrupt? maybe someone can explain?

>>65047484
It's based on testimony at his last alimony hearing lawsuit thingamajig. His annual income is going almost entirely to his ex wife however he has $25 million in shares, stocks and assets,

>>65053919
>His wifes son

WHY ARE MEMES REAL

>>65051384
Fucking ridiculous.

>>65047727
He paid Linda Hamilton like half a billion when they divorced, didn't he?

>>65053924
what is "net worth"

>>65052063
It's actually 11+ billion you cuck. He proved it.

>>65054049
how can he have asets worth that much yet file for brankrupsy, fuck i didnt think i would have to spell it out or you.

>>65048045
Didn't he just be a bro and accept a small salary on the Matrix in exchange for points so they could make the thing? And then it was a monstrous hit.

>>65048868
>61
>Still making action movies

hell be fine

>>65049211

another plebeian who doesnt understand that adam sandler is simply on a higher plane of existence than the rest of us

>>65048541
I hate this guy and now knowing daddy is loaded I hate him even more.

>>65054184
NOOOOO

Oh wait I don't care.

>>65054160
not how bankruptcy works

>>65049040
Fuck off.

>>65054160
>>65053924
He didn't file for personal bankruptcy, he filed for bankruptcy with one of his companies.

>>65054297
ok well i dont know what that means does it mean he just cut them off or?

>>65046718
and all of it in one briefcase

>>65054160
It was one of his firms that filed for bankruptcy.

Also, just because you file for bankruptcy doesn't mean you're totally out of net worth. It's usually filed for when you don't have liquid cash to pay your debt/interest.

It just means you're not able to pay. So for example if you have lots of wealth in properties or art or something, in bankruptcy they start selling those assets until the debt is paid off. You can still be left with wealth after that.

>>65047224
The funny part was he was worth over a BILLION until the divorce. But hey, she earned it right?

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>>65054386
Oh ok, thank you for that, because google really isnt any help pic related

>no shit google

>>65054374
So imagine you own shares in Pepsi Co. Now imagine Pepsi goes bankrupt because it runs out of money. That doesn't mean that those who lended money to Pepsi can come after you personal wealth because you're a shareholder.

The situation is similar with 50 cent, except he is probably the only owner of his firm. They still can't come after his personal assets, just the companys assets. The lenders know this when they lend, so its fair.

Usually when private entrepreneurs lose their personal wealth because their firm went bust, is because they pledged their own house or similar as a guarantee for the loan that their business took. In that case the lender can come after the guarantee.

>>65048365
oh hey dude i live in CT too!
wanna go meet up somewhere and get some pizza pie?

>>65054452
She totally did-if you had to fuck a wrinkly old turtle looking jew wouldnt you want some payback?

>>65046602
t. 12.5 million

>>65049859
it can buy a dope ass mansion you can be sad in though

>>65054506
Thats really interesting ty, also kinda sad to hear that i hate 50cent was hoping he had it worse than tucker, nevermind.

>>65046718
U

>>65049076
half of it could easily be a house

Honestly most of these are WAY below what I thought

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>tfw going to inherit 2 million

>>65048435
>>65049937

>worth =/= cash

I own my own auto shop at 30. I have $400k worth of equipment (current value). I live in a small house in a cheap neighbor hood. Have a little savings and drive a $10k truck. Worth doesn't mean shit. If I sold everything but the house I still couldn't retire on that little sum.

>>65047483
That's a lot of cheeseburgers and hair products.

>>65050357
You're the sucker. They will donate it to a charity their family runs. pay NOTHING in taxes and have 90% "admin" fees. Only morons and poors don't know this scam.

>>65047134
It just hit me that Peep Show is just Drake and Josh as grown ups.

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>tfw your husbando is comparatively poor

>>65054536
She was old and busted too. She doesn't deserve HALF. She didn't create shit. She didn't make it a hit. Fuck that bullshit.

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>some designated shitter is richer than most hollywood actors

>>65054861
lol calm down kike

>>65048811
It could still be me, I have a meme accent.

>>65049316
>giving away his only asset

>>65054864
DESIGNATED

>>65049316
lol falling for moots "im poor hurrrrr" bullshit. dude lived in NYC with no job. He had money coming in.

>literally googled Jesse Pinkman net worth instead of Aaron Paul

send help

>>65054908
What's the breakdown? How much does each of these fuckos get?

>>65055212
Who gives a shit.

>>65052063
>Donald "file for bankruptcy" Trump has this much money.
It's like he tripped up a flight of stairs.

>>65055274
small loan of $1 million dollars

>>65055337
If that's a small loan then he must've had some safety net.

>>65054648
>tfw wealthy father
>divorced my mother she got peanuts
>I sided with her
>Somehow he was back in a massive house a year later buying boats and shit
>Mother goes through her pittance quickly
>I end up literally having to support her for years
>Have spoken to father maybe twice in 10 years
>Even if I patch things up he will probably leave everything to my sister who remained in contact with him

Sucks to be me.

for some reason it was very uplifting reading about rich celebrities

like therapuetic

dunno what's going on