What went wrong.

>>65046169

someone bought you an iPhone

BANE?

took too long to make

The only reason disappointment is that the third act of the movie is just "let's drive back the way we came".

Also it would have been nice if we had some downtime with Max like when he's exploring at the start of Road Warrior.

>>65046169
Too much hype for a movie that's isn't god-tier like the internet made it out to be. Still its hard to think of a better movie of 2015 IMO

>>65046247

This. The movie is a constant repeat of itself and Max is treated like a minor character despite that it's his name in the fucking title.

bunch of contrarian faggots on /tv/

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>>65046169
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>>65046169
Absolutely nothing.

It was good. Go watch Knight of Cups if you want introspection you fucking faggot. Now if you want red sand, buzzcuts, weird accents, explosions, etc....

>>65046293
>Max is treated like a minor character
I'd say he has a pretty even split with Furiosa

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>>65046169
I WATCHED A SEQUEL, A BIT BELATED SEQUEL, AND IT WAS PERFECT - PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

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>>65046386
>>65046340
>>65046343
>>65046302
>>65046293
>>65046254
>>65046247
>>65046231
>>65046443

>all these male feminists
>>>/v/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/

nothing, pretty much perfect action movie

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>>65046505
>nothing, pretty much perfect action movie
t - male feminist

Max's flashbacks with that girl felt really out of place

The non stop action, not enough alone time with Max to get to know his character. IIRC in the original movies there was a sense of deep solitude, this one had too much other people, especially girls with their girl power.

I did like it though, the swamp marshland scene was very memorable, despite being short.

>>65046463
salut, reddit

>>65046710
howdy reddit

>>65046302
It's a movie called Mad Max you'd expect his side of the story to be at the core of the movie and yet it's not. He doesn't have the screen time he deserves. Very little dialogue, etc.

>>65046863
Mad Max has always had so much dialog right?

>>65046169
Literally nothing.

>>65046463
>>65046533
Hello retards from inferior cuckchan /pol/. If Fury Road is such a feminist movie how come:

>An exsanguinated, dehydrated Max still beats six women in a fight?
>Angharra dies painfully and graphically on-screen?
>Max is constantly the only capable character - reconnects fuel pod, takes out Bullet Farmer single-handed, kills Slit and the People Eater, etc?
>Furiosa has to be saved by Max at the end?
>Everything they do that works is Max's idea?

If you actually cared about social engineering in films, and had functioning brains capable of independent critical thought, you'd be complaining about Star Wars: The Force Awakens - which is everything you idiots falsely accused Mad Max of being...

>>65046169
Nothing, it's an excellent film. 10/10

It was Cirque du Soleil in the Australian Outback with cars, what did you want?

>>65046922
Ah the quiet dictator is detected

Run from the internet if you cant handle other peoples opinions you failed-abortion

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>>65046970
>Hello retards from inferior cuckchan /pol/. If Fury Road is such a feminist movie how come:
>>An exsanguinated, dehydrated Max still beats six women in a fight?
>>Angharra dies painfully and graphically on-screen?
>>Max is constantly the only capable character - reconnects fuel pod, takes out Bullet Farmer single-handed, kills Slit and the People Eater, etc?
>>Furiosa has to be saved by Max at the end?
>>Everything they do that works is Max's idea?
>If you actually cared about social engineering in films, and had functioning brains capable of independent critical thought, you'd be complaining about Star Wars: The Force Awakens - which is everything you idiots falsely accused Mad Max of being...
T - male feminist, SJW, and black supremacist

Not enough Max, too much Furiosa.

>>65046463
>>65046710
>>65046801
Is there a problem?

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>>65047101
>Ah the quiet dictator is detected
>Run from the internet if you cant handle other peoples opinions you failed-abortion

>>65046169
everything. fucking overrated piece of shit.

>not liking a great movie because of perceived political agendas

How fucking dense are you retards? Fury Road is an excellent fucking action movie. Try not being such paranoid cucks, faggots.

they made a videogame not a film

>>65047170
iz dat ur mom?

>>65046944
Point
You

I also said he didn't have enough screen time you dip.

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>>65047212
>>not liking a great movie because of perceived political agendas
>How fucking dense are you retards? Fury Road is an excellent fucking action movie. Try not being such paranoid cucks, faggots.
T - male feminist shill

>>65046169
Are you talking about your life? I don't know. Probably a lot.

If you mean that movie you posted from your iPhone? Nothing.

>>65047384

What's posting from an iPhone have to do with anything about the movie.

>>65046863
>It went against what I expected
>That's bad

>>65047358
this is really good
thank you friendo

>>65046863
>Very little dialogue, etc.

Yeah, Max was always a Deadpool like chatterbox. I hate that they ruined that aspect of his character.

>>65046970
Angharra? That's her name? For the longest time I thought it was Galahad, except that would be weird because that's a guy's name.

>>65047375
Again, why are you not attacking SJWars: The Cuck Awakens this determinedly?

>>65047556
Because fury road is SJWshit you fucking cuck faggot

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>>65047550
Yeah, all the wives had weird names.

ITT: triggered cucks

based miller

>>65047633
And Force Awakens isn't?

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>>65047682
>ITT: triggered cucks
>based miller
T -proud feminist, African enthusiast and stepfather

>>65047456
Nothing. Just bringing attention to the fact.

>>65047550
Wasn't it Angharrad?

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>>65046169
Literally nothing. Just about a perfect action film. It's almost a perfectly structured film, stripped down to the frame. It is incredibly well edited, and the pacing is almost instantly propulsive, with just enough of a lull in the action to allow the audience time to recuperate and appreciate the next set piece or action sequence.

The protagonist characters are dynamic and flawed and we're invested in their plight, and the antagonist characters manage to be monstrous and human and we understand how they're justifying their behavior all at the same time. And all of this with as little unnecessary expositional dialogue as possible.

As a chase film, it has just about the absolute ideal plot beats, where the character arcs are naturally expressed through the necessity of the plot. We run away from the monsters to an idealized place that we believe will save us, realize that no longer exists, and we realize that the ideal solution to the characters dilemma is to go back, quit running, and risk it all in an attempt to make what we had better, and defeat the people that made it worse in the first place.

As a car flick, it has some of the most creative, badass fucking vehicles ever put on film. Some of the best production design in contemporary filmmaking, to say the least.

It is definitely at the high water mark that productions should aspire to, in terms of utilizing practical stunts and effects that are supplemented with CGI.

So when edgy contrarians on /tv/ ask "what went wrong?" The question is seemingly self-directed. Anonymously talking shit using self-important talking points and I-took-a-film-studies-class-in-high-school arguments about well-received, good movies doesn't reflect poorly on the movies. It just makes the cancer worse.

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>>65046463
Nice meme faggot.

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>>65048028
>Literally nothing. Just about a perfect action film. It's almost a perfectly structured film, stripped down to the frame. It is incredibly well edited, and the pacing is almost instantly propulsive, with just enough of a lull in the action to allow the audience time to recuperate and appreciate the next set piece or action sequence.
>The protagonist characters are dynamic and flawed and we're invested in their plight, and the antagonist characters manage to be monstrous and human and we understand how they're justifying their behavior all at the same time. And all of this with as little unnecessary expositional dialogue as possible.
>As a chase film, it has just about the absolute ideal plot beats, where the character arcs are naturally expressed through the necessity of the plot. We run away from the monsters to an idealized place that we believe will save us, realize that no longer exists, and we realize that the ideal solution to the characters dilemma is to go back, quit running, and risk it all in an attempt to make what we had better, and defeat the people that made it worse in the first place.
>As a car flick, it has some of the most creative, badass fucking vehicles ever put on film. Some of the best production design in contemporary filmmaking, to say the least.
>It is definitely at the high water mark that productions should aspire to, in terms of utilizing practical stunts and effects that are supplemented with CGI.
>So when edgy contrarians on /tv/ ask "what went wrong?" The question is seemingly self-directed. Anonymously talking shit using self-important talking points and I-took-a-film-studies-class-in-high-school arguments about well-received, good movies doesn't reflect poorly on the movies. It just makes the cancer worse.
T - male feminist shill, and BBC enthusiast

>>65046169
Like, want went wrong on the box office?
>Rater R
Other than that, it was the best film of 2015.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-FMvt83fA

>>65046169

Watched this for free - still felt ripped off.
>nu max but not Mel
>nu max that had about 4 lines of dialogue and was a supporting character in his own film
>nu lore....WOMNYN STRONK MAN REKT THE WORLD

There are faggots that actually paid to watch this soft reboot shit. Look at them, look at them and laugh.

>>65046970
>>65047118
>>65048028
>>65048129

let me ask you this, are you a virgin?

>>65048191

>can't handle the bantz
>resorts to questioning someone's sexual nature

Sure is imgur in here.

>>65047118
Fuck off, Reddit

>>65048028
GREATEST POST OF ALLLL TIME YOU DON REKT EVERY VOICE IN HERE

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>>65047779
>>65047375
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>>65047118
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>>65046463
We get it. You have insecurity issues and blame women. Don't you have trap porn to be jerking off to?

>>65048349
>defending SJW shit
LMAO

>>65047515
With that many people around him throughout the entire movie you'd expect to get to know him better from a different 'social' angle, through interaction with all those people, like how would he behave in a group. Not a bad idea. Even if he doesn't talk much he can still have presence and character and express himself through non verbal communication, none of which was possible with a horde of grills fucking around all the time and the jj abrams style "non stop action". You can't even judge Tom Hardy's acting skills because he WASN'T IN THE FUCKING MOVIE.

baka desu senpai

>>65048163
>Look at them, look at them and laugh.
It's actually you buttmad fags I'm laughing it. It's really genuinely entertaining how angry this movie makes /tv/irgins.

>>65048386
>acting the same but opposite to radfems, like a fedora who just discovered atheism

>>65048136
Why was it even rated R in the first place? It sounded like an appealing bullet point before I saw the movie but it didn't have much blood or gore and the only time you saw nudity was the bait woman in the distance.

The violence felt pretty conservative. They should have went whole hog with it or just cut it to be a PG 13.

It's nearly a perfect film, and good evidence how chest-slappingly retarded Muh Feminist Boogeyman has become

>>65048617
We are the last white stronghold standing against the genocide of our people. What exactly do you expect you stupid fuck?

Wow. Just...wow.

There are two kinds of movies you dislike. One is the movie where you can perceive its merits, but for whatever reason it just isn't your cup of tea. Maybe it's an action movie, and you prefer mysteries. Maybe it's a mystery, and you prefer horror. Maybe it's a movie you could have liked, but it stars someone you find intolerably annoying. Whatever it is, it's good for someone else, just not for you.

The other type of movie is the one where you can't even wrap you mind around what ANYONE could possibly see in it. It's not just wrong for you, it's wrong overall. It's wrong period. This is one of those movies.

I watched "Mad Max: Fury Road" with two other people. After the first ten minutes, I had a sinking feeling, but the others were more hopeful that it would improve soon. More than an hour in, my opinion was set in stone, and their hope was starting to falter. By the time the credits rolled, we were all in agreement that this was the worst movie we have seen this year, and one of the worst mainstream movies we have ever seen.

>>65048699

On a scale of 1 to 10, the best that I could possibly give this is a 3, and that is entirely due to its technical competence, i.e. the film quality was good, the effects were solid, there was no 60Hz buzz leaking into the audio, I didn't notice a boom mike making its way into the final edit, etc.

And that 3 is a maximum. Honestly, I feel a 2 is more appropriate. But when I look over the demographics on IMDb, I see that only about one person out of 30 gave it a rating in the 1 to 3 range. The other 29 liked it more than seems possible to me having seen it.

And I'm not talking about an insignificant sample size, here. This is based on about 400,000 votes! Hell, it's made its way onto the damn Top-250 List, and typically harsh Metacritic has it at a whopping 89 out of 100!

Had I not already concluded it from copious other evidence stretching back decades, this alone would likely be enough for me to determine that mankind is broken as a species. To project such merit onto what amounts to a 2-hour car chase makes about as much sense as would "Twilight" winning the Oscar for Best Picture.

"Mad Max: Fury Road" is filled with people who not only don't behave like people, but in fact don't even behave like animals. There are certain basic behaviors common to all higher lifeforms, and one of these is their reaction to scarcity. When an important resource such as food is scarce, one seeks to secure their share of it (and perhaps more if it's not perishable) before tending to other, less scarce necessities. Evolution has programmed us this way because those who failed to prioritize scarce resources had a much higher likelihood of their bloodline dying off due to hunger, malnutrition, thirst, exposure, etc.

>>65048744
Humans often display this drive when shopping. For example, how many people in the Black Friday shopping rush enter an electronics store and head straight for the batteries? Or the cables? The answer is none, because everyone knows that those will be readily available long after the five HDTVs currently on sale are spoken for.

But for some reason, everyone in this movie has forgotten even such basic animal drives. When a resource is scarce, they find various arbitrary ways to waste it. And I don't mean in general, but specifically to waste their own share of it. It is one thing to waste the enemy's gasoline by rupturing his gas tank during combat, as this is a trade-off between short term power and long term energy, and can thus be justified. But it is something else entirely to spill your own limited supply simply because you are a poor guitarist.

Similarly, the water released unto the crowds by the King of the Mimes near the start of the movie is a remarkable waste. It alludes to certain religious fictions about grain distribution, but the key difference here is that grain doesn't immediately sink irretrievably into the soil like water does, which suggests that the author was putting the style cart way ahead of the logic horse.

>>65048246
what bantz?

greentext and meme images?
sure is a compelling argument youve got there

>>65048779
Assuming that this release of zillions of gallons of potable water onto the ground is a regular occurrence, and that this is the only source of water for the brain-dead hordes that live there, we can then conclude via the anthropic principle that it would have to happen at least every three days, if not more often. Taken over time, the resulting average rate of water flow could simply be routed through a small, narrow spigot (with no handle) which would run continuously 24 hours a day, like a water bubbler with a broken valve. Any time anyone wanted some, they could come by and fill up a container, and the rest of the time it would dribble pathetically onto the ground. Even with no ability to turn it off, the percentage of water reaching the people before it reaches the ground would still be considerably higher. (This would be more wasteful than having a means to shut it off when not in use, but it would still be far better than the farce portrayed in this film.)

In summary, no, I didn't like the movie. And I'm confused beyond words that so many people did. It feels as if the universe is playing a prank, and I'm the only one that isn't in on the joke. :

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>>65048191
Another solid contribution to /tv/.

>>65048386
>Calling anything with female characters in it SJW shit.
>Calling Fury Road SJW shit.
I don't give a flying fuck about SJWs. And I'm not on the defense. Fury Road is perhaps the best action film of this century so far. You'd have to be one hell of a hysterical hyper-sensitive MRA faggot to think "social justice" has a single thing to do with why the film is so well regarded. My appreciation for the film is rooted in my understanding of the filmmaking process and appreciation for the history of film. Your criticism is rooted in DAE HATE FEMINISM?!

>>65048682
Almost everyone in Fury Road was white though. Apart from that one bride and probably some extras. Shouldn't you be supporting a movie with all white main characters, /pol/?

way too much cg
no characters
overdone post apocalyptic plot
almost nothing that they did was practical or interesting

saw it yesterday and can't believe how highly rated it is.

>>65048682
but max max was almost entirely white

>>65048682
Nice bait, but a lot of delusional betas here pretty much believe that.

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>there are people ITT right now complaining about "muh feminazis" in Fury Road and don't know about the strong stoic female truck driving character in a movie that premiered 30 fucking years ago

>>65048779
this movie is not supposed to be logical or realistic. it shows who have and who don't have power in an absurdist way to make it fun to watch

>>65048821
Females aren't classed as white. White isn't just a skin tone but a lifestyle. They chose their black/jewish allegience, they don't get to be "white".

>>65048699
>>65048744
>>65048779
>>65048817

all this fucking autism

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>>65048897
Jesus fucking christ kill yourself you retarded cunt.

>>65048028
fuck is going on in that webm

>>65048819
>>Calling anything with female characters in it SJW shit.
>>Calling Fury Road SJW shit.
>I don't give a flying fuck about SJWs. And I'm not on the defense. Fury Road is perhaps the best action film of this century so far. You'd have to be one hell of a hysterical hyper-sensitive MRA faggot to think "social justice" has a single thing to do with why the film is so well regarded. My appreciation for the film is rooted in my understanding of the filmmaking process and appreciation for the history of film. Your criticism is rooted in DAE HATE FEMINISM?!
T- beta male feminist

>>65048819
This. Not to mention even if someone's whole criticism is "muh feminism", Furiosa is objectively one of the least feminist, least annoying female co-stars in action movie history. There's not one scene where she makes Max look stupid, kicks his ass or has some witty one-liners to show how much better women are or any shit like that, which you can usually find in tons of other action movies.

action for action's sake. next you're going to tell me the star wars prequels were the best movies of their respective years.

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>>65048028

>>65048819
>>65049068
SJW samefag

>>65046505
The only thing bad about it will be everyone trying but failing to replicate it.

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Nothing, it was the action film of the decade

More like, what went right? A fucking lot

>Incredible cinematography
>Incredible visual and audio design
>Real vehicles, real stunts, minimal use of CGI
>Very tight and well written script
>Memorable characters, especially the villains
>Great mythology
>Doesn't use stupid exposition or over explain things, it shows and doesn't tell

Suck my dick you fedora /pol/ faggots

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>>65049160
You sure about that?

Literally nothing. They should've just cast Mel as Old Mad Max though. Would've been cooler

>>65049160
She does, however, make buttmad /tv/irgins look retarded with no quality bant.

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>>65049160

>>65046187
underrated post

>>65049219
>Calls others fedora
>worships feminist propaganda
>>65049261
Nice MSpaint editing, Feminist shill

BUMP FOR JJ

>>65049153
Stop being such a pathetic sheep and think for yourself. If you saw this exact movie 10 years ago without having read any of these MRA articles beforehand, the thought of feminism wouldn't even cross your mind.

we've come so far that max eats double-headed lizards and turns into sir gruntsalot without even for one second matching the charismatic performance mels delivered with his interpretation over 30 years ago

what a wonder also that whereas in road warrior everyone was hunting for gas because it was so rare and precious here this seems to be not an issue. even less so considering that the villain has a party bus in his entourage with a freak who plays a flame-shooting guitar. and all of the characters drive through the desert for days because re-fuiling is of no concern. gasoline seems to exist aplenty. water not so much, therefore the baddie advises not to get addicted to it. like you can go without i

the digital look of the film, combined with its us of CGI, makes it easily the ugliest film in the series maybe even of this year. the plot a plot? is basically non-existent and where it shimmers through (like zoe kravitz nipples through her shirt) it just proves to be ludicrous, in a film that feels like three hours because it's that repetitive. this is man of shit all over again: one action scene that we have to watch over and over and over. they're driving, shooting, explosions, driving, explosions, shooting, driving, shooting, explosions. after 45 minutes I struggled to keep my eyes open and awake due to it's lack of anything interesting

maybe miller should return to making animated films about dancing penguins

>>65048973
>>65049153
>feminists desperately grabbing whatever they take, seeing things through feminist goggles
>"They must be right!"

>>65049068
>There's not one scene where she makes Max look stupid, kicks his ass or has some witty one-liners to show how much better women are or any shit like that


>Sniper scene
>Max is shown as completely impotent and eventually submits and hands his gun (cock) to the female who uses it far more effectively than he could.

>>65049302
Both feminists and MRAs are to gender politics what fedoras are to atheism.

>>65049368
>A feminist literally rewrote the script
>ITS NOT FEMINIST!

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>>65049302
I really hope you're real m8. I'm always fascinated by people with personality disorders, and this is some top quality kek.
Have you been diagnosed yet?
When do you get your drivers permit? Is your mom going to take you driving first? It's best to be comfortable before you take the drivers test.

>>65049376
So she gave him a metaphorical handjob? That's not very feminist of her.

>>65049562
More like metaphorical castration. Max handed his power to a female. She wears his cock now.

>oh look at furiosa kick ass, did you see how even max acknowledged she is a badass and gave her the rifle to take that last shot? what a feminist role model and strong female character
>later max walks out on his own into the dark with pretty much nothing and takes out at least one vehicle, causing it to explode, killing all the passengers and carrying back vital supplies and ammunition while the women just stand around waiting for him.
>oh did you see that strong female character on the bike at the end? she fucked some guys up and even when she crashed she kept fighting those bad men, she only died because she got run over from behind, they were too scared to take her on face to face
>oh look at furiosa be a badass and drive that war rig while fighting off a few guys, and people think women cant drive
>max continues to jump from vehicle to vehicle, crawling in front of the war rig to spit the fuel into the engines, cuts the harpoons in the back, takes a crossbow bolt through the hand, hijacks another vehicle and takes it out, continually stops guys from getting to furiosa

>>65049535
>A feminist literally rewrote the script

Source? All we know is there was a feminist amongst many consultants. That feminist apparently was consulted because of her work in middle eastern countries where women are being used as sex slaves and breeding machines, like they are in the movie.

>>65049547
Go back to tumblr, faggot

I'd love if it new Max is just dome wasteland kid the real Max picked up years ago and trained. Real Max is hold up in some cave somewhere. Shit idea I know but I like.

>>65049535
>There wasn't a script.
>A feminist advised on how best to write the sex slave characters.
Must be tough being so oppressed by everything brah.
>>65049591
>>65049594
One person isn't familiar with the sniper rifle. One person is. MUH FEMINISM!!!!!

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>>65049535
>a feminist literally writes a script where Max is better than all the women and only with his intervention and help to they succeed
>but all the women aren't weak doormats so /tv/ still gets triggered and do the alpha thing about it, which is to whine on the internet

>>65049674
>There is no deeper meaning to anything.
>turn your brain off.

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>>65049645
Is that the best response you could manage

lel

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>>65049645
I'm where I'm supposed to be. Are you?
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>65049698
Men shouldn't help women. They are the enemy. The "if we all respect and help each other we can all succeed" message is inherently propaganda. The natural state of the world is that men should rule over women. We are smarter, stronger, braver, greater artists.

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>this IQlet putting on a fakecinebrother show whilst not realizing this is the type of trash he would derail all your threads for liking

>>65049219
>>Incredible cinematography
cinematography meme
>>Incredible visual and audio design
some of the vehicles look cool. that's about it.
>>Real vehicles, real stunts, minimal use of CGI
whenever something happens it looks fake. they didn't even bother making the spray paint look real and the constant use of the fast motion thing looks like shit.
>>Very tight and well written script
very sparse and not written
>>Memorable characters, especially the villains
the only character that even has an arch is Nux. max's is literally "i will not help them" --> "i will help them!"
>>Great mythology
typical "let's just make up a bunch of bs that makes no sense the masses won't know the difference and think it's cool"
>>Doesn't use stupid exposition or over explain things, it shows and doesn't tell
they drive down the road and drive back. very interesting stuff.

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>>65046169

>>65049591
What's wrong with letting the better sniper take the shot? How insecure in your manliness do you have to be that you think any time a woman shows competence in something that surpasses your own, she's castrating you? Furiosa was the better sniper, Max was the better fighter. Those are some very traditional gender roles for fantasy and fiction. The agile and calm woman and the strong and heroic man.

>>65049768
Falseflaggers can also fuck off back to tumblr.

>>65049698
>>65049713
>>65049722
>samefagging from multiple devices
>defending SJWshit
>Avatarfagging
disgusting

>>65049784
oh i forgot to mention
>engine noises for 2 hours straight: the movie

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>>65049804
Again with these retarded responses. Is this a goof? Are you goofing us?

>>65049792
The very suggestion that the female would be more skilled at that task that the warrior gender is inherently offensive. Man would be the better Sniper AND the better fighter. We're supposed to believe that one of the all time great male action icons can't aim a fucking gun but a leftist female can? It is a scene of male weakness and a submission to the female. I won't stand for it.

>>65046293
As opposed to what other character? Furiousa?
Her name is in the title too dummy

>>65049709
So what's the deeper meaning where Max overpowers Furiosa, mounts her, has her completely at his mercy and shoots a bunch of rounds into the ground next to her head, after which she completely surrenders?

>>65049804
>act toward antifeminist theory the way fedoras act toward atheism
>the only people who laugh at me must be feminist samefags!

>>65049804

See >>65049780

>>65046463
>feminist movie
>all female characters need a man to achieve their goals
Nice meme

Furiosa would literally have failed two or three times if it wasn't for Max. What's the message there?

>>65049867
A female that grew up under a crazy warlord and used to be one of his commanding officers, in a world where other women are ruled over as slaves. Surely she must have had something going for her to have escaped that fate.

>>65049933
>a beta slave to helping topple the patriarchy
how is it not feminist propaganda?

>>65049876
Male brutatility.

>>65049930
>linking your own post
you SJWs are pathetic

>>65049997
Strength in unity. Which is a lie. There is no benefit in diluting the strong with the weak.

>>65049933

>feminist movie

>furiosa and the 4 wives are beat up by a dehydrated, blood-drained max, who's hauling around a door and an unconscious body

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>>65049341
>If you saw this exact movie 10 years ago without having read any of these MRA articles beforehand, the thought of feminism wouldn't even cross your mind.
BULLSHIT

ITS A >2015 MOVIE ABOUT A STRONK WOMYN SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY WITH THE AID OF A KEKED FEMINIST ALLY

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE, THERE IS NO ARGUMENT TO BE HAD

AND THOSE ARENT MRA ARTICLES, THEY'RE THE OFFICIAL MARKETING LINE THAT WAS PUT OUT TO THE PRESS, GEORGE MILLER WAS QUOTED DIRECTLY IN VANITY FAIR SAYING HE'S A FEMINIST

MAD KUCK FEMINISM ROAD IS A 100% FEMINIST SHITFLICK WITH A BRAINDEAD PLOT AND A /v/EDDIT-TIER VIDEO GAME AESTHETIC

ITS SHIT

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>>65049867
Why do you think a dude that never shot that rifle before, firing unsupported, would be a better shot than the woman that owned the rifle, firing from a supported position?

Is this really what MRA has come to?

>>65050033
Nice try, but symbolically, he clearly established his dominance in that scene and the woman remembers it throughout the rest of the movie, while never holding a grudge against him or getting him back for it either.

>>65050113
>Why do you think a dude that never shot that rifle before
I've never held a gun in my life, but I'd be a better shot with that rifle that any woman. It is in my genetics. Can you imagine Mel Gibson being outclassed by a female at a male activity? Never would have happened.

>>65049867

You're over-sensitive. Just because furiosa had one aspect that was superior to max's. doesn't make him submissive.

In the very next scene he is shown taking down bullet farmer single-handedly with a gas can and a pistol.

In summation: nothing wrong with the film, best action movie in years.

>>65050088
In that case, the 2 previous Mad Max movies, alongside pretty much every movie ever made are all feminist propaganda as well. Action hero teaming up with badass eyecandy female is as old as the genre itself, you raging homosexual.

>>65046169
There's nothing wrong with it, but it's literally an action flick. The new Mission Impossible movie is on the same level. The only difference is that Mad Max includes feminist pandering so its eligible for muh critical acclaim, brilliant work of art, etc.

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Best pop / action movie since The Matrix. I don't understand anyone crying feminism when it affirms traditional gender roles the entire time.

>>65050088
Again. SJW falseflaggers need to leave.

>>65050163
He starts off by overpowering the female with his superior male strength (even the feminists wouldn't dare push the meme that men are women are physically equal in media made for consumption outside of their hugbox) but he eventually comes to care for them and trades in his dominance for submissiveness. He learns to serve Furiosa which ends up giving the people at the citadel a better quality of life. What is the message here? That men should look past their physical superiority over a women and serve them. Then we will have a happier society.

Imagine if there were no movies

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>>65050200
>I've never held a gun in my life
>but I'd be a better shot...
>It is in my genetics
Holy shit the jokes just keep coming. Playing vidya isn't genetic you indoorsy faggot. And there's a learning curve with ANY new scoped gun, regardless of whether you've fired tons before. Holy shit being this self-important.

This is a goof right? This has to be a goof? 10/10 goof m8

>>65050263
Max works for himself in those movies. Any time he helps a female it is only a means to his own end.
> alongside pretty much every movie ever made are all feminist propaganda as well. Action hero teaming up with badass eyecandy female is as old as the genre itself, you raging homosexual.
I do consider Aliens and Terminator 2 to be propaganda too.

>>65050366
>SJW falseflaggers
WHAT DOES THIS SHIT EVEN MEAN?! Have you taken your risperdal today? Are you really this delusional?
>there's no way multiple people could find my incoherent psychotic ramblings laughable. It's obviously just one person using 6 different devices.

>>65050476
Max is a pawn in a bigger story that he gets dragged into in every fucking sequel.
>I do consider Aliens and Terminator 2 to be propaganda too.
Kill yourself. Or at the very least quit pretending that you're not a cartoonishly insecure homosexual. Do us all a favor and suck a dick.

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>>65050476
>I do consider Aliens and Terminator 2 to be propaganda too.
WHEN DO THEY SMASH THE PATRIARCHY AND INSTALL A FEMALE LEADER OVER A SHITLORD MALE DOMINATED SOCIETY... IN ALIENS AND TERMINATOR 2

BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY THE STORY OF FEMKUCK ROAD

>YFW THE BETA MALE FEMINISTS AND ASSBLASTED AUSTRALIANS STILL DEFENDING THIS SHITFLICK IN 2016

>>65046187
This.

>>65050647
LGBTs are my cultural enemy every bit as much as females are.

is clarice in silence of the lambs feminist propaganda or just the ideal well written female character?

>>65050511
>entry-level MRA talking points that anyone can look up
>designed to look conveniently irrational and autistic, just as feminists want
>faux-triggered, Redditesuqe caps-shouting
Yeah man, no false flagging here at all.

>>65049784
This is what i've come to realize about /tv/. The fact is most people here simply do not possess the intelligence required to give a reasonable critique of a movie. Literally all your reasons why you don't like Mad Max aren't actually reasons, you haven't elaborated or let us know what it is you're actually trying to convey. I mean what kind of argument is
>Meme cinematography
Do you really expect anyone to take you seriously on that? You haven't provided any examples from the movie, Max has a very clear and concise arc.
>Trying to survive
>Gets captured
>Trying to escape
>Forced to work with enemy
>Doesn't want to make friends because everyone he's tried to help has died
>Makes friend anyway and decides to help them
You are literally brain dead if you can't understand Mad Max, simple does not always mean bad. Not to mention you can sum up Nux's character arc the exact same way you lazily dealt with Max's

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>>65050837
No I fully understand that. You're a homosexual, that much is clear. But you hate that and you hate yourself and you you hate them for giving you those feels. You're almost certainly a gay, you're evidently stupid, and you've a few psychological disorders. That much is clear. But none of your personal hangups have a fucking thing to do with the relative quality of Mad Max: Fury Road. That shit is based. Stop projecting faggot.

>>65050988
Hey I'm all for it being a goof. I certainly hope it is, but I'm pretty confident that at least 1 of these dudes is completely serious. And honestly, it's a bit of an easy scapegoat to say that, instead of the 15-year-old edgefags constantly embarrassing themselves with hyper-simplified, misunderstood MRA talking points across most of 4chan, they're actually "SJW falseflaggers" trying to make MRA's look stupid. That's some Snowball/Emmaniel Goldstein-level delusional shit. Most of them seem way too committed for this to be goof.

The only person that I think is mocking them is >>65050100

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>>65049784
When you get out of highschool, definitely make it a point to persue a career that doesn't require you to have critical thought. World needs ditch diggers too, bruh. No shame in that.

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>>65050856
THE IDEAL WRITTEN FEMALE CHARACTER IS EMILY BLUNT IN SICARIO

CUS SHE GETS HER ASS KICKED WHEN SHE TRIES TO PLAY WITH BOYS

IMAGINE THE PLEBS SEEING HER ON THE POSTERS HOLDING A GUN, THEY ALL LINE UP TO WATCH THE GIRLPOWER FORMULA YET AGAIN, ONLY TO GET 2 HOURS OF GIRL SMACKDOWN LMAO

THEY WERE PROBABLY PRETTY MAD,
STILL BUTTBLASTED ABOUT VILLENEUVE SUBVERTING THE STRONK WOMYN TROPE IN EVERY SICARIO THREAD :^)

>>65051651
>MERELY PRETENDING

>>65051753
>persue

>>65051753
>ADHD feminist shit requires critical thought
this is what SJWs actually believe

>>65049535
There isn't a script for Mad Max fury road you dumbass, it was basically written as a comic-book. They discuss this in length numerous times in the behind the scenes videos.

Also the feminist was a woman who consolted on how it was like to be a sex slave and a breeding machine, which went into the creation of the mother milk women and how the wives had to look. The models had to literally gain weight and stop working out in order to take on the look of a pampered treasure.

Nobody re-wrote any script.

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>>65052021
>film criticism requires critical thought
which you aren't demonstrating any capacity for.

Just because people mock your weak attempt at poopooing a film doesn't make them an "SJW." I don't care about "Social justice," I care about movies. And as you've made perfectly clear, you're making up and parroting film criticism as a way to justify talking shit about a movie that you don't like because MUH FEMINIST OPPRESSION. You want to cry about how women are ruining movies, fine. Go for it. But keep away from actually criticizing the fundamental elements of filmmaking, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>65052398
translation: STOP CRITICIZING MUH FEMINIST PROPAGANDA

>>65047358
BASED, FUCKING BASED

>>65046169
F L A W L E S S
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>>65052672
Why are you such a victim, pussytits? Everything is propaganda against you.

>>65046169
I liked the change in war boy character, at the beginning he's more than willing to commit suicide and at the end he is afraid of death

>>65046386
As much as I liked this movie this is just false, Max is a minor character along the lines of Nux basically, he's at nowhere near the same level as Furiosa, the actual main character of the film.

I liked this movie but I'm really surprised it's up for best picture. It just seems so weird and out of place, I guess I'm just used to oscar bait movies being in that position.

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>>65052672
translation: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MUH FEMINISM, DON'T PRETEND YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE TECHNICAL ASPECTS OF THE FILM YOU PERSECUTION-COMPLEX FAGGOT.

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WITNESS MY DUBSSSSSSSSS

>>65053183
>CGI is impressive
you SJWs are idiots

>>65053415
MEDIOCRE.

I on the other hand will be obtaining dubs as I speed through Valhalla.

>>65053485
>>65053415
How about me?

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>>65053479
>Overwhelming majority of the stunts where shot practically.
Have you even seen the fucking movie? Or did you read some blog before the film came out and base all judgement off the trailer?

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>>65053183
WHAT TECHNICAL ASPECTS, THE LAUGHABLE CGI SANDSTORMS?
>M-MUH PRACTICAL EFFECTS

>>65054258
THE RAID HAD STUNTS, YET IT WAS A VAPID FULL RETARD MOVIE JUST LIKE FURIOUS FURIOSA

SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL IF THIS UTTER TRIPE GETS A BEST PICTURE NOMINATION, 2015 WAS A SLOW AS FUCK YEAR

>>65054428
>THE RAID HAD STUNTS
Those weren't car stunts. I think your brain is melting down from all that stormblr faggotry. Do the world a favor and seek a cliff.

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>>65054428
>THE RAID HAD STUNTS, YET IT WAS A VAPID FULL RETARD MOVIE JUST LIKE FURIOUS FURIOSA
Implying that stunts are the only reason Mad Max is a good film. Nice nonsense comparison and game screenshot btw.

But seriously though. Society cannot thrive without waste disposal. There's no shame in being a garbage man.

>>65046169

imortan Joe died too easily.

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>>65054662
A MOVIE THAT HINGES ON STUNTS OF ANY TYPE IS PLEB GARBAGE

THIS IS NOW THE REALM OF CARSHIT LIKE FURIOUS 1 THRU 7

NEED FOR SPEED WITH A VERY BUSY AARON PAUL HAD LOTS OF REAL CAR STUNTS, DID THAT MAKE IT GOOD?

>>65054679
>Implying that stunts are the only reason Mad Max is a good film
THATS BECAUSE MAD MAX 4 IS NOT A GOOD FILM, ITS A CHECKPOINT ORIENTED VIDEOGAME SHITFLICK FOR EDGY GUITAR METAL /v/EDDIT 14YOS

BEST PICTURE? L M A O

>>65054798
>Old, diseased geezer that can't survive without an affixed breathing apparatus.
>died too easily

>>65055033
>>"immortal god"
>>dies the first time face to face with "good guys"

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>>65054798
I thought that was the point.

>Fancies himself a god
>Dies like anyone else

>>65046169
Max never got his fucking interceptor back.

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>>65055002
>THATS BECAUSE MAD MAX 4 IS NOT A GOOD FILM, ITS A CHECKPOINT ORIENTED VIDEOGAME SHITFLICK FOR EDGY GUITAR METAL /v/EDDIT 14YOS
Said the 16YO with a broken keyboard. Riveting criticism btw.
>"Checkpoint oriented"
Now THAT is such a sick burn. Only the SHITFLICKs are structured around plot points where characters make forward plot momentum in a series of scenes and sequences driven toward achieving a definable goal, often to run into setbacks that force them to fix a problem or change their goal. That's totally not a plot structure that videogames stole from movies. That's totally not a description of literally every fucking movie ever.
>Mad Max wasn't a structureless Buñuel art film, LITERALLY THE WORST.

>BEST PICTURE? L M A O
Don't think anyone thinks it'll win best picture. Would be interested in what you think was the best film or should win best picture, and how that isn't "CHECKPOINT ORIENTED."

>>65055479
I myself think it has a very real chance. This year seems to be going for a widely split voting. Anyone of the big 4 can get it.

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>>65055479
>forward plot momentum
>forward
SEE PIC GG NO RE

I DONT NEED TO QUALIFY OBJECTIVELY TRUE STATEMENTS SUCH AS
> MAD MAX 4 IS NOT A GOOD FILM, ITS A CHECKPOINT ORIENTED VIDEOGAME SHITFLICK FOR EDGY GUITAR METAL /v/EDDIT 14YOS

I ALSO LIKED THE SHIT PERFORMANCES, MAX GRUNTING AND FURIOSA HAMMING IT UP WITH HER NOOOOOOOOOO ON THE SAND DUNES

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A CHEEZY CLUSTERFUCK

THE REVENANT IS WINING BEST PICTURE BTW

>>65055285
>Fancies himself a god

oh good this meme

their god is v8, he never seems to sell himself as anything but a prophet/priest type of character

>>65055793
I would have to reassess my beefs with the Academy Awards if Mad Max actually wins best picture. I think it'll win, but I could imagine Revenant not winning best picture just because Birdman won last year. Bridge of Spies doesn't seem to be too buzzy. Room and Brooklyn and Spotlight were too small probably. Martian may be too reddity. Would be cool if Big Short wins, but it might have too much Adam McKay is a comedy man stank on it. IDK guess it's plausible.

>>65046169
Not enough Max too much Bitch.

Action was boss tho.

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>>65056039
>but a prophet/priest type of character

Whatever. Same thing.

>>65055942
>SEE PIC GG NO RE
Nice maymay faggot. Implying that the decision to turn around after fleeing and confront the antagonist is somehow not "forward momentum."

>I DONT NEED TO QUALIFY OBJECTIVELY TRUE STATEMENTS SUCH AS
Actually. You do. Saying something doesn't make it true. Believing that it does makes you a narcissist.

Seriously though, get a new keyboard. Or is this the family computer? Has mom not bought a new keyboard for you yet?

>THE REVENANT IS WINING BEST PICTURE BTW
Probably. Let's draw out Revenant's Plot progression. Start --------------------------------Finish.
>REVENTANT CONFIRMED FOR SHITFLICK

>>65056228

well not even a little really, but ok

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>>65056261
DID THE REVENANT PLAY OUT LIKE A VIDEO GAME

BECAUSE MAD MAX #4 DID

YOU CAN CALL IT SHREWD FILM MAKING TO CAPTURE AN AUDIENCE OF /v/ ADDLED MORONS, BUT THE OUTPUT IS STILL BOTTOM BARREL DRIVEL

A MOVIE BEGINNING AND ENDING IS NOT WHAT CHECKPOINT ORIENTED MEANS

>MAD MAX IS A GOOD FILM
THIS LAUGHABLE MEME ONLY EXISTS HERE BECAUSE OF THE SHITPOSTING PERSISTENCE OF BUTTPAINED AUSTRALIANS STILL MAD THAT >2015 FEMINISM COOPTED THEIR ONLY NATIONAL MOVIE FRANCHISE SO THEY DEFEND IT BEYOND ALL LOGIC

>>65056486
Man, that mother of yours sure did a number on you.

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>>65056514
GO TO BED GEORGE, YOUR SENILE OR SHILLING TO THE HIGHEST CULTURAL BIDDER

WHICH IS WORSE

>>65046169
Nothing. It was brilliant. It's a prime example of what a great action film should be.

Stop kicking the dirt.

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>>65056486
>A MOVIE BEGINNING AND ENDING IS NOT WHAT CHECKPOINT ORIENTED MEANS
CHECKPOINT ORIENTED as you'd like to use it means nothing. Literally all films are CHECKPOINT ORIENTED.

>REVENANT
Inciting action: Tree niggers made us flee camp. Now we have to get back to the fort.
Plot progression: Leo gets mauled. CHECKPOINT. Bane tries to kill Leo, kills Leo's kid. CHECKPOINT. Leo recovers. CHECKPOINT. Leo flees from indians. CHECKPOINT. Leo meets, gets heeled by other Indian. CHECKPOINT. Leo runs in to French rapesmen, frees rapeswoman, steals a horse, escapes. CHECKPOINT. Leo gets attacked by injuns in his sleep, flees on horse, falls off cliff. CHECKPOINT. Leo hides in horse for warmth. CHECKPOINT. Leo makes it back to base. CHECKPOINT. Leo recovers. CHECKPOINT. Leo heads out to find Bane with Gen. Hux. CHECKPOINT. Gen Hux get's killed. CHECKPOINT. Leo devises a trap with Hux's body. CHECKPOINT. Bane falls for the trap and gets confronted by Leo. Boss battle. Bane dies. GAME COMPLETED.
If you wanted to draw a plot progression chart like the maymay about Fury Road you posted. You'd draw a line from inciting action to Fort, then a line from Fort to Boss Battle. You'd make an L.

>THIS LAUGHABLE MEME ONLY EXISTS HERE BECAUSE OF THE SHITPOSTING PERSISTENCE OF BUTTPAINED AUSTRALIANS STILL MAD THAT >2015 FEMINISM COOPTED THEIR ONLY NATIONAL MOVIE FRANCHISE SO THEY DEFEND IT BEYOND ALL LOGIC
Literally nothing you are saying means anything. Your obsessive persecution delusion of those wicked feminists isn't a valid criticism of the film. Calling it a videogame because you don't understand how story progression works isn't either.

You're so emotional. You'd have been better served by saying something like, "while the film is a technically impressive action film, I disagree with the themes and overall message of the story." Instead you're another hysterical MRA SJW faggot talking out of his ass.

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>>65057173
WHATS TECHNICALLY IMPRESSIVE ABOUT IT

THEY FLIPPED SOME CARS AND EMPLOYED SOME STUNTMEN? THEN COMPOSITED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY SHOT AND CREATED TONS OF CGI ELEMENTS THAT NEVER EXISTED? MAYBE THE GAUDY COLOR GRADING YOU SEE ON ALL THE BOX ART AT GAMESTOP

THE MOVIE PLAYS OUT LIKE A VIDEO GAME, AND IT HAS A BLATANT VIDEOGAME AESTHETIC WHICH WAS STATED WAY UP HERE >>65050100

THE REVENANT DECIDEDLY DOES NOT HAVE A VIDEO GAME AESTHETIC, BECAUSE ITS NOT PANDERING TO THE MOUNTAIN DEW DORITO SOUP CROWD

MAD MAX ALSO HAS PACING PROBLEMS AND IMPLODES IN ON ITSELF AFTER THE FIRST ACT, ITS SIMPLISTIC AND LINEAR WHICH IS HOW YOU NAB THE /v/EDDITS, NOT VERY TECHNICALLY IMPRESSIVE, IN FACT..

AND THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE MARKETING, WHICH IN REALITY WAS ACCURATE IN DESCRIBING THE MESSAGE OF THE STORY

>>65056936
>shilling this hard when the battle was lost long ago
You SJWs are retarded lol

>>65046922
fuck you retard, have you even been here at all
/tv/ loves everything in the first day, but as it gets flooded more and more by redditfags it has to derail to shitposting and /pol/ behaviour
>It's still better then you deserve, you scalliwag

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>>65057601
>THE MOVIE PLAYS OUT LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Being this much of a know-nothing teenager that you think action movies are ripping off videogames. Being this cartoonishly unaware videogames aim to "PLAY OUT LIKE A MOVIE."
>THE REVENANT DECIDEDLY DOES NOT HAVE A VIDEO GAME AESTHETIC
Long, uninterrupted takes transitioning from cut scenes to action sequences. You know what else does that? Literally every contemporary adventure game. Revenant ripped off so much from Tomb Raider.

>MAD MAX ALSO HAS PACING PROBLEMS AND IMPLODES IN ON ITSELF AFTER THE FIRST ACT
No it doesn't. First act ends with the sand tornados. Second act midpoint is when Preggo dies. Third act begins when they decide to face their antagonists and retake the Citadel. And you're clearly just parroting things you've heard when you say that it has PACING PROBLEMS.
>ITS SIMPLISTIC AND LINEAR
But Revenant isn't. Confirmed for know-nothing.
>NOT VERY TECHNICALLY IMPRESSIVE, IN FACT.
Complains about compositing, favorite film of the year is Revenant. Come on man. I get that you're a desperate tryhard. But tryharder for fucks sake.
>
AND THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING ON THE MARKETING, WHICH IN REALITY WAS ACCURATE IN DESCRIBING THE MESSAGE OF THE STORY
Marketing isn't the film. It's the means by which the film is sold. And again, if you have beef with the message or the theme of the film, that's fine. It's a valid criticism to say argue that the film is TOO FEMINIST or whatever. But don't pretend to know a fucking thing about production because you have beef with the message of the film. It just makes you look desperate, and highlights how little you know about film.

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>>65058242
THE ORIGINAL MAD MAX MOVIES INSPIRED BORDERLANDS WHICH IN TURN FEEDS BACK INTO THE STYLISTIC FRANKENSTEIN OF 2015'S MAD MAX 4

THE VIDEO GAME MOVIE SINGULARITY WAS YEARS AGO, PARTICULARLY FOR ACTION F L I C K S

THE FIRST ACT DROPS OFF A CLIFF, HIDEOUSLY PACED TRANSITION, THE THIRD ACT REHASHES THE FIRST ACT IN REVERSE, ITS TEDIOUS, ITS LINEAR TO A COMICAL DEGREE

THE COMPOSITING WAS TRANSPARENT IN THE REVENANT WITH THE GOAL OF BEING REALISTICALLY IMMERSIVE, THE COMPOSITING IN MAD MAX WAS TO PUFF UP MORE /v/EDDITRY TO FILL THE SCREEN WITH BIGGER FIREBALLS AND FLAMING GUITARS FLYING AT YOUR FACE IN THREEEDEEE

THERE IS LITERALLY NO MORE VIDEO GAME MOVIE IN EXISTENCE THAN MAD SOMEGUY 4: FURIOUS FURIOSA

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>>65058820
I bow out.

You're out of your element trying to form a coherent criticism of film. You've done more than enough to illustrate my point. Next you'd probably talk about why 2001 was a piece of shit because they used front projection to create environments that weren't there.

At this point, seems most of the criticism you have left besides MUH FEMINISM is that MAD MAX IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME. And I don't know how many times it needs to be said that, MOST MOVIES ARE, and even if it was complaint that is somehow more applicable to Mad Max than other relevant genre films, that's not really a complaint. Especially when you're defending the Revenant, whose DP Lubezki has explicitly cited videogame-style immersion as one the goals and inspirations in his experiments with shooting technically-impossible single-take action sequences. You're criticizing one film with a trait that the film you're defending explicitly set out to achieve. You're tap dancing around in circles trying to justify your beef with Mad Max, with anything other than the fact that you don't like that the women characters had agency apparently.

As for implying that Mad Max is ripping off the game that was ripping off Mad Max. Holy shit m8 get it together. Have you even fucking seen Thunderdome? Rhetorical question. Of course you haven't.

HELLOGOODBYE

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>>65046533
witnessed

>>65046169
Nothing.

>>65046169
>Hire Bane
>Put him on a mask
nothing wrong

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>>65059343
BOW ALL YOU LIKE, YOUR MOVIE IS LITERALLY THE EPITOME OF /v/ - VIDEO GAMES, THE IRONY IS FURIOUS FURIOSA PULLS FROM BORDERLANDS TO GARNER THE CONTEMPORARY AUDIENCE

ITS CUTE HOW YOU HAVEN'T SAID A THING SUPPORTING YOUR CLAIMS THAT THIS SHITFLICK WAS ANY GOOD, ALL YOU TRY TO DO IS DEFLECT WITH VAGARIES AND DEFEND WITH PROJECTION

COMPOSITING IS A TOOL, YOU CAN MAKE A GAUDY DORITO FEST WITH AS MANY SPLOSIONS PER PIXEL POSSIBLE OR USE IT TO AID IN CREATING IMMERSIVE NATURALISTIC LONG TAKES

>agency
THIS WORD IS AN SJW DEAD GIVEAWAY, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE FOR NEXT TIME

FYI GO TO BED SCOTT

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>>65059860
>THIS WORD IS AN SJW DEAD GIVEAWAY
Apparently everything is. What isn't a trigger word for you?

How is this dude any different than an SJW?

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>>65046308
>tumblr
you have no idea where you are, do you?

Good film, terrible fanbase.

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>>65060257
That doesn't really answer the question. Kind of an ad hominem deflection tbqhwyf. Dude types in all caps and screams about feminism in action movies. Literally talking about feminism in movies as a social problem. Literally taking to the internettes to decry the social injustice of it all.

Dudes literally a social justice warrior.

>>65056228
I think the gighorse only had the superchargers operational even though it shows twin turbos for both blocks. That would have been way to much pressure for any cylinder.

I liked it a lot, going to rewatch it. It bothers me that the creator of Mad Max is a gigantic pussy but the movie doesn't shove a vag down my throat, it's fine.