>17 year old implies he fucked Amy Schumer and he's not the first to fuck her.
>Amy Schumer implies that being promiscuous is the same as being a prostitute
Really Amy? Check your privilege.
You'd think Amy Schumer was old enough to understand the poor teenager was only trying to be funny and not mean and spared embarrassing him. But no. Amy Schumer thinks like a 17 year old herself.
>Almost all of her jokes about how she's a whore
>Makes it public that she loves to fuck
>Fan makes a joke
You can tell she's not a Cellar comedian, because she can't take a joke despite what she spews out of her maw.
She was obviously wounded by his words otherwise she wouldn't have reacted so violently. I think it's funny how butt blasted she is. I just wish the kid wouldn't have backed down.
>people like this breathe the same air as you
This is Schumer trying to be funny btw. Faux-offended, overly open-minded slut is the "character" that she thinks she plays, and that she thinks is funny.
If anything, this is proof of her disgusting arrogance and actually shows how unfunny she is. If she had a brain in her head, she'd know the kid wouldn't be able to banter back with her.
Soulless and unfunny fat jew nepotism cunt. She should more writers for her twitter account.
True, but it's the same with most female television stars. Difference is she actually knows how to make it funny.
People try to detract from her humor by saying other people write it. While it's true she doesn't write the character, the key is that I couldn't see laughing at the same material if done by another woman. She has great comedic instincts, and she's good with physical comedy. Also, she's pretty funny by herself in interviews.
Aubrey Plaza isn't funny at all. She just does le quirky deadpan xD. The joke is that she's a woman who does DEADPAN, WHOA!!!
Deadpan works as a tool, not when your ENTIRE shtick is being a woman with a monotone voice.
Not at all. I just don't give in to the chan hivemind and can think independently. What the dude said was shitty considering he's the one who asked for a picture and she was nice enough to oblige. And the only reason that kid wanted the picture was the brag to his friends on social media. He's a class A douche
Holy shit her response is even worse. What a fucking passive aggressive twat. DM the kid if you really took offense. She knows how the internet works. There is a reason she did it publicly and that reason was to be a cunt. Hopefully it backfires.
Not familiar with his work so I can't say anything about that.
I do know that deadpan is very funny when used with genuine jokes, i.e. Steven Wright. His shtick isn't just not laughing or smiling though, it's a part of a bigger act, whereas with Aubrey Plaza the joke is that she's a woman who is deadpan.
>control + f milana vayntrub
>0 out of 0
low test betas detected
You must be baiting me. If you did a quick google, you'd realize the kid is a reviewer, who's reviewed numerous actors and has connections and would obviously not be mean to a celebrity on purpose. It was suppose to be a light jab, you dense fuck, since Schumer's material is all about her fucking a lot of guys.
sorry i cant jerk it to quirkiness 2bh
What a time to be alive!
Why the fuck would I know who that little shit is. Looks like he's 12. If he's actually in the media that makes it even worse since he supposed to be professional. It sounds like some edgelord who thinks he's a comedian. Can't believe 4chan supports someone going after such low hanging fruit. Oh wait, he said it to a woman who isn't deemed attractive so no one gives a shit
some of her stuff is pretty funny 2bh
Nah mate, it's about understanding women. She's trying to make him feel guilty by reminding him that she met his dad and thought they were nice. She's too dense to realize the kid wasn't trying to be mean.
SOMEONE ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION.
Is this kid Jon Daly's son? She included @jondaly in the reply where she says "Say hi to your dad" and then says "I just remember thinking you and your dad were sweet" in the follow up.
If he is his kid she's basically implying that he's just as bad as well.
She's a jew?
>Hitler wanted to kill this
Assuming she's a jew, no he didn't, stop spreading lies.
>She's a jew?
>Assuming she's a jew, no he didn't, stop spreading lies.
found the /pol/lack
low test betas hate her tho, its fun to see them get mad
just end this planet already
I'M A GIGANTIC WHORE LOOK AT ME BEING A HUGE WHORE ITS LITERALLY ALL I TALK ABOUT MY ONLY CLAIM TO ANY RECOGNITION AND MY ENTIRE ACT
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME A WHORE YOU SHITLORD!
Damn I remember when I was younger and would have my rare witty joke that actually upset the person towards and always felt shitty afterwords and apologized, when people did it to my I just laugh it off and was used to it. It kinda ruins your confidence but its a good lesson in life to just not care if you offend other people or not. Too many people in the world to kiss everyone's ass. Should't have bitched down
>you bring attractiveness into this when it has nothing to do with this
>I assume that means you're butthurt about it enough to include it
>you project even further and call me ugly
Did I hit a nerve?
"My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one." ;
"I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.'
"I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet -- this is exciting -- I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted."
"I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.'"
"Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.'"
why does she look like baba yaga
it must fucking suck being stuck with a face that even 3 hours of make-up can't save
she could at least have a good body but nope gotta be shaped like a bag of flour instead
>everyone always jokes about "finding the clitoris"
>women say men can't do it
>men say men can't do it
>literally found it on my first fucking try just by feeling around for 2 seconds
I'll never understand what the big deal is or why people find that a worthwhile joke. Are people really just THAT bad at sex? I don't get it.
>Is a comedian
>makes a film in which she's proudly a slut with a pro slut message
>gets instantly cunthurt and cannot handle the banter whatsoever when a 15 YEAR OLD gives even a little roasting banter
women are pathetic.
Most non offensive sexually based gender jokes are anon. As well as most jokes in general. The clit is one the biggest irl memes. Not difficult to understand, yet somehow explanations are often reduced to make sense to the lowest common denominator through humor. Example:
>You can’t find it lol
>lol I find it everytime but I am confused about it
>lol no one can find
>found it, still confused lol
>everything is alright again and we are all friends
>Guy is fan of her
>Gets to take a picture with her
>Makes a joke in her style of humor because he admires her so much
>Gets blasted and shamed by her
Poor guy. You can't do anything right nowadays.
>what's going on here
>turn up my headphones
>UP ON DEEVEEDEEEE
Lights Camera Jackson does one good thing in his life and then apologizes. Pathetic. Guess I'll go back to watching his singing videos.
I havn't felt ASMR for a long time but i can see why this video would make you feel that way.
>it's a surprise Milana thread
Thank you based Milana poster.
>Implying anyone would fuck Amy Schumer and brag about it
If there was some Hollywood initiation ceremony where if you want to be part of the A-list elite and make tons of money with your movie being seen by everyone, you have to fuck Amy Schumer, I'd do it. I wouldn't be proud, but I'd do it.
>someone tells you they liked your movie
>have to pierce them with cold dead eyes, attempting to detect their sarcasm, which must obviously be present if they are saying they liked your movie
i would say i hope sandler necks himself soon, but then we'd have to put up with a bunch of specials hailing him as a comedy legend and a great loss to movies. i really wish he'd just fuck off quietly and never be mentioned ever again.
>implying bongistan is any better
You know that The Guardian is making an article right now that will praise Amy.
He has ALWAYS had tons of dislikes. If I remember correctly some local news station talked about Lights Camera Jackson when he was a little kid and it gave him 15 minutes of fame. I think the peak of his fame was being on some shortly lived Roger Ebert TV show. Anyway, back when he was popular his videos were flooded with hate.
>'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.'
I'm okay with racial humor but this just seems like an attack.
I'm going to be that guy and say women have never, and will never be able to handle the banter.I learnt this at an early age. They are like cornered animals when bantered with, they lash out and get quite nasty and vitriolic, or patently aggressive.
>New York Daily News
I want off this ride.
>you will never be in his position
One day I'll bump into Milana somewhere, and I'll say something horribly awkward. Then she'll stare at me and make fun of me, then laugh and walk away.
This is my dream in life.
The fucked up thing is the Cellar do let her on all the fucking time. I think its because she put out to the old crowd who have slowly been weened out so that the Tough Crowd days of the Cellar are long gone and now its just a hug-box for hacks.
"A TEENAGE BOY SAYING SLIGHTLY SEXIST THINGS ON TWITTER IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF RAPE CULTURE!"
I WANT OFF MR BONES' WILD "PROGRESSIVE" RIDE!