are there any funny female comedian actresses

wut

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Betas gonna beta

She can make fun of herself for being a slut, but others can't, I guess

>>65038624
just like the jews
oh wait

>>65038334

Oh fuck this bitch and her false indignation. I wish her and JLaw would go down in the same airplane. JLaws almost 27, right?

just looked up this guys reviews

>emmy award winning critic and SAG-ATFRA
>writes the shittiest reviews with no substance at all
>3/4 of reviews are plot summaries

>>65038711
He went to Doug Walker School of Reviews

>17 year old implies he fucked Amy Schumer and he's not the first to fuck her.
>Amy Schumer implies that being promiscuous is the same as being a prostitute

Really Amy? Check your privilege.

>>65038334
>>65038541
What a bitch. Amy too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpUovUNtEIU
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>65038624
Its the "nigger" effect.

>>65038541
i bet that guy browses reddit, what a beta

>>65038793
>>65038793
this guy has almost entirely dislikes on all his reviews

how is he so successful

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>>65038334
PIG FUCK

>Women unable to take the banter

is there any truth more universal?

why is he still a thing?

>>65038541
why do people do this? it's not as if the autists that get mad about stupid shit like this are just going to forgive him

>>65038334
>its a society encourages women to run their mouths like cunts because they're having a bad day episode

>>65038541
What a fucking fag

>>65038541
KEK

>>65038541
lel cringe

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>>65038864
>Excuse me!

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>>65038928
Mike?

>>65038793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbFB-N5qUjg
>spend 7 years watching films seriously
>still have taste as bad as when you were 10
how does he do it

Oh man she's going to implode hard soon if she's doing nothing but putting on weight and looking for negative comments on twitter to lash out at.

it's going to be a lot of fun to watch

>>65038541
Dude even if its a shit joke, own up to your own joke. Back it up. Don't chicken shit and apologize cause then you look like a complete faggot

>>65038956
more like get praised just for being a kid and not for doing good reviews and learn nothing in the process because there was no need

>>65038793
>watch his Revenant review
>"a hothead named John Fitzgerald"
He's from /tv/

>>65038541

>Schumer makes a joke about everybody wishing Steve-O had died instead of Ryan Dunn, to Steve-Os face
>Somehow this beta has to apologize for this

What a fucking world.

>>65038334
You'd think Amy Schumer was old enough to understand the poor teenager was only trying to be funny and not mean and spared embarrassing him. But no. Amy Schumer thinks like a 17 year old herself.

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the power dynamics.

they are radically different.

He's Jon Daly's kid?

>>65038334
>Comedian
>Almost all of her jokes about how she's a whore
>Makes it public that she loves to fuck
>Fan makes a joke
>Actually upset

You can tell she's not a Cellar comedian, because she can't take a joke despite what she spews out of her maw.

>>65039166
She was obviously wounded by his words otherwise she wouldn't have reacted so violently. I think it's funny how butt blasted she is. I just wish the kid wouldn't have backed down.

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>>65039181
>power dynamics

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PLEASE tell me this is not a shoop.

>>65039181
>no-name teenager is less powerful than celebrity comedian

>>65039181
You'd expect Bill Burr to get offended every time he gets called a bald ginger fuck by his fans but he doesn't.

>>65039181
the mechanisms of amy schumers power are an enigma.

Kaitlin Olson from Always Sunny is the only woman who's ever made me genuinely laugh. Actually a funny lady.

>>65039242
Oh god

>>65039242
d' lad's 'avin a propper giggle

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>>65038334
>>65038541

>people like this breathe the same air as you

>>65038541
Good on Amy for not taking that misogynistic crap. She may not be funny but at least she has dignity

>>65039315
well, she just does what her husband tells her but her delivery is pretty good.

>>65038334

All her jokes are about she's a whore. Why would she be offended by this?

This is Schumer trying to be funny btw. Faux-offended, overly open-minded slut is the "character" that she thinks she plays, and that she thinks is funny.

If anything, this is proof of her disgusting arrogance and actually shows how unfunny she is. If she had a brain in her head, she'd know the kid wouldn't be able to banter back with her.

Soulless and unfunny fat jew nepotism cunt. She should more writers for her twitter account.

OK so Maria Bamford is bat shit insane & Margaret Cho is working off of decades old material, but they exist damn it.

>>65039374
True, but it's the same with most female television stars. Difference is she actually knows how to make it funny.

People try to detract from her humor by saying other people write it. While it's true she doesn't write the character, the key is that I couldn't see laughing at the same material if done by another woman. She has great comedic instincts, and she's good with physical comedy. Also, she's pretty funny by herself in interviews.

>>65039242
holy hell jack top kek

>>65039337
BAIT
A
I
T

>>65038334
Aubrey Plaza can be. Amy Schumer is so overrated it's almost criminal.

>>65039410
If she was actually a decent comedian, she would realize sarcasm doesn't actually work in text

>>65039511
Aubrey Plaza isn't funny at all. She just does le quirky deadpan xD. The joke is that she's a woman who does DEADPAN, WHOA!!!

Deadpan works as a tool, not when your ENTIRE shtick is being a woman with a monotone voice.

>>65039601
It worked for bob newhart.

>>65039506
Not at all. I just don't give in to the chan hivemind and can think independently. What the dude said was shitty considering he's the one who asked for a picture and she was nice enough to oblige. And the only reason that kid wanted the picture was the brag to his friends on social media. He's a class A douche

fuckin pussy

typical average white male for you

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>>65039410
Was it really?

>>65039242

absolute madman

Holy shit her response is even worse. What a fucking passive aggressive twat. DM the kid if you really took offense. She knows how the internet works. There is a reason she did it publicly and that reason was to be a cunt. Hopefully it backfires.

>>65039651
nu-males are not white, nor are they males, shitlord.

>>65039242
it is

>>65039667
In HER DEFENSE, he is like a 10 year old in the body of a 16 year old.

No kid should ever call you a whore and get away with it. Little prick.

>>65039667
Lots of people on twitter were responding negatively to what she said, so now she's playing the dignified victim, rather than admit that she embarrassed a child

>>65039650
Still bait.

>>65039374

>what is physical comedy

>>65039651
>>65039737
>>65039337
This place is really becoming reddit. It's not even a joke anymore.

>>65039773
it's really not, but continue to delude yourself into thinking your opinion is the only one someone can hold

>>65039640
Not familiar with his work so I can't say anything about that.

I do know that deadpan is very funny when used with genuine jokes, i.e. Steven Wright. His shtick isn't just not laughing or smiling though, it's a part of a bigger act, whereas with Aubrey Plaza the joke is that she's a woman who is deadpan.

>>65039867
fuck off cu'ck .. kids a puss for apologizing

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>control + f milana vayntrub
>0 out of 0
low test betas detected

>>65039921
You must be baiting me. If you did a quick google, you'd realize the kid is a reviewer, who's reviewed numerous actors and has connections and would obviously not be mean to a celebrity on purpose. It was suppose to be a light jab, you dense fuck, since Schumer's material is all about her fucking a lot of guys.

>>65038334

>a joke she would make about herself because LOL EMPOWERED SEXUALITY
>someone else makes the same joke
>throw a tantrum

>>65039971
I mean interviewed goddamn...okay he just has connections okay, he's been on late night or some shit aswell. Obviously not a random dumb teenager.

>>65039959
>dat quirkiness
Hello Reddit

>child
Isn't this guy a teenager? Teens are shits. I don't feel sorry for either of them, I hope they embarrass each other into irrelevancy.

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>>65040060
sorry i cant jerk it to quirkiness 2bh

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>>65038541
What a time to be alive!

Holy shit, I forgot he even did reviews.

>>65038541
total faggot

>>65039242
holy FUCK i have so much respect for that kid

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>>65038541
>he deleted the original tweet

>>65039667
looks like two people solved their issue with each other without me being involved. i can't let this be over. i have axes to grind.

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>>65040091

>>65039971
Why the fuck would I know who that little shit is. Looks like he's 12. If he's actually in the media that makes it even worse since he supposed to be professional. It sounds like some edgelord who thinks he's a comedian. Can't believe 4chan supports someone going after such low hanging fruit. Oh wait, he said it to a woman who isn't deemed attractive so no one gives a shit

>>65040091
>pinhole gap
the finest kind of gap desu

>>65038956
JUUUUUUURRASIC WUURLD

>>65040185
You are genuinely retarded.

>>65039959
She's hot so you give her the benefit of the doubt.

>>65038334
>hi to your dad

Is she implying she fucked his dad? I don't understand this tweet.

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>>65040153
>>65040199


>>65040233
some of her stuff is pretty funny 2bh

>>65040091
>>65039959
https://vimeo.com/29452655

Nice fap

>>65040247
her comesbacks are never logical or funny, honestly just assume she has nothing good to say

Amy Sedaris is funny

>>65040247
Hey she can have sex with his father without being a whore. This is 2015 ffs.

>>65040247
female comedians, brah.

>>65039601
>The joke is that she's a woman who does DEADPAN, WHOA!!!

how is her being a woman part of the joke? she's just deadpan and weird

>>65039181
Honestly can't gleam exactly which way the second guy is trying to argue this tbqh, honestly

>>65040247
Nah mate, it's about understanding women. She's trying to make him feel guilty by reminding him that she met his dad and thought they were nice. She's too dense to realize the kid wasn't trying to be mean.

>>65038541
When I first read this I thought he was making fun of her even more, as if to say "I'm sorry, I guess I should leave the comedy to the professional comedians"

>>65040293
Her brother is GOD tier.

SOMEONE ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION.

Is this kid Jon Daly's son? She included @jondaly in the reply where she says "Say hi to your dad" and then says "I just remember thinking you and your dad were sweet" in the follow up.

If he is his kid she's basically implying that he's just as bad as well.

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Uh you don't get to bring friends

>>65040836
F E R T I L E

>>65040836
the refugees should hide behind her booty

>>65038541
C U C K E D

Can you ever be wrong when you're a fat, jew woman and a self proclaimed feminist?

>>65038334
That was actually a pretty good jab on his part. He shouldn't have apologized, now he just seems like a cuck

>>65039640
>aubrey plaza = bob newhart
get off this board, you dumb faggot. who told you you could post with men.

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who else /hightest/?

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>>65041236

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>Hitler wanted to kill this

>>65038334
No. Absolutely not. They might appeal to women, but men appeal to both men and women, humor wise. If you can't make a guy laugh, you're not funny enough.

>>65038334
But it wasn't even saying that her promiscuity is a bad thing, the fug.

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>>65041374
She's a jew?
>Hitler wanted to kill this
Assuming she's a jew, no he didn't, stop spreading lies.

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>>65041617
>She's a jew?
yeah
>Assuming she's a jew, no he didn't, stop spreading lies.
found the /pol/lack

>>65041236
nigga is that gordon ramsay?

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>>65039242

>>65041617
hello reddit!

>>65041830
yeah, it was one of the at&t commercials, i never noticed that until now tho, i wasnt looking at him tbf

>>65041678
>>65041374
BACK TO /sp/ YOU PLEB

ITS EASY TO FIND THE SHITLORD POSTERS WHO REPOST THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER

>>65038882
he was probably being assaulted by feminists and thinks if he apologizes then they will leave him alone. Just look at Shirtgate.

>>65041925
me neither.

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>>65041951
not from /sp/, but nice guess

>>65041951
I don't mind being reminded that such a goddess exists.

>>65038334
>her entire stick is 'dude I'm a slut lmao'
>guy plays along with her fucking stick
>gets butthurt
What the hell?

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>>65042055
low test betas hate her tho, its fun to see them get mad

>>65039737
"in her defense"

she is a whore you fucking nigger, and all her jokes are about being a whore, and she wrote a movie about being a whore

>>65038541
>Amy constantly talks about what a giant whore she is with "pride"
>gets TRIGGERED when someone else points it out

Also this guy is a beta cuck.

>>65038793
>4 seconds in

Holy shit what a fucking faggot I hate him already.

>>65039181
>Some reviewer on YouTube has more "power" than a rich actress and "comedian"

Oh wait, he's a white male, of course, poor Amy Schumer

>>65039128
Holy shit your not making this up

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>>65039128
Holy shit he's right

>>65039337
>dignity
>OH MY GOD IM SUCH A WHORE LOOK AT ALL THESE DICKS I HAVE IN ME LOL #YOUGOGIRL

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>>65038757
At least he didn't "go to films"

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>>65038334
>>65038541
just end this planet already

>>65042134
>all those zits under that foundation
kek

she's high test tho tbqh

>>65042335
>>65042403
>>65042452
holy shit stop saying holy shit in every post you make

>>65041374
Looks like she's about to shit herself (or already did) and is running to the bathroom. There's a fetish out there somewhere for this.

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>>65040278
>those shaking chebs

>>65042615
Actually only one of those posts is mine.

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>>65040091

>>65042646
Holy shit this guy is right

>>65042692
Looks like you misplaced your (You).

>>65042735
I did.

>all these newfrogs who don't know based lights camera jackson
FUCK OFF /v/
FUCK OFF /pol/
FUCK OFF /sp/

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>>65038334
I'M A GIGANTIC WHORE LOOK AT ME BEING A HUGE WHORE ITS LITERALLY ALL I TALK ABOUT MY ONLY CLAIM TO ANY RECOGNITION AND MY ENTIRE ACT

>HI WHORE

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME A WHORE YOU SHITLORD!

WOMEN COMEDIANS.JPG

>>65039667

Damn I remember when I was younger and would have my rare witty joke that actually upset the person towards and always felt shitty afterwords and apologized, when people did it to my I just laugh it off and was used to it. It kinda ruins your confidence but its a good lesson in life to just not care if you offend other people or not. Too many people in the world to kiss everyone's ass. Should't have bitched down

>>65040278
>that bit when she ties her ponytail and reveals her back and nape of the neck

I'm rock solid mates

>>65038861
>any videos with 5 digit views are from 6 years back
>successful

I think her response was more of a reaction to the dumbass kid, not the joke itself. Because obviously she's a whore, and the line about his dad is another joke about her promiscuity.

>>65040185
Something tells me you are a woman who "isn't deemed attractive" and you're bitter because Amy Jewmer is your hero.

>>65040247
Maybe his did was the one who took the picture and she talked to him and thought he was nice or something?

I fapped to her SW shoots. Is this bad?

>>65044097

This. Sounded like a whore joke but turned out she was literal: she enjoyed both guys and felt betrayed that the kid would use this to backstab her.

>>65044063
something tells you that because your intuition is shit. also nice projection you ugly fucker

>>65039181
POWER DYNAMICS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>65044229

>woman detected

>Only I'm allowed to call myself a whore!!!

It speaks volumes about a comedian when they can't take a joke. What a hypocritical piece of shit.

>>65044450

BLACKS:NIGGERS :: WOMEN:WHORES

DATS OURRRRR WORRDDDD

>>65044511

All you have to do is this:

The English language was invented by dead white males. As a white male, it is my heritage. Be grateful, or be fucked.

>>65044229
>you bring attractiveness into this when it has nothing to do with this
>I assume that means you're butthurt about it enough to include it
>you project even further and call me ugly

Did I hit a nerve?

>>65044103
I fapped to her SNL skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOGHJMS0QT0

It's by no means funny, but it's my fetish

>>65044550
>Did I hit a nerve?

You did, my man. This woman is now raging inside.

>>65038334
All the butthurt in this thread.

She did play around, she just rekt this fuccboi's boipussy while she was at it.

She probably fucked all of your dads.

>>65038541
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A HUGE FAG

>>65039242
ok that was BASED

>>65040951
They'll have to throw me out first

>>65041617
Hi, you seem to be looking for /pol/, it's down the hall and to the right. FAR RIGHT.

>>65038624
he made a joke, she made a better joke. Also she plays a character, he made a joke about her actual self

>>65045569
THAT WASN'T A JOKE, SHE WAS INTENDING TO SHAME THIS 12 YEAR OLD BY INVOKING HIS FATHER

ITS THE EQUIVALENT OF YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH

>>65045569
she didn't make a joke tho

>>65038334
her entire shtick is "lol I've fucked so many guys"

but then gets butthurt when someone else makes that joke

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>>65038986

>>65038334
"My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one." ;
-Amy Schumer

"I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.'
-Amy Schumer

"I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet -- this is exciting -- I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted."
-Amy Schumer

"I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.'"
-Amy Schumer

"Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.'"
-Amy Schumer

>>65039959
She can do it because she's cute enough.

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>>65038334
Amy can't into bantz

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>>65046088
Someone call the burn unit!

>>65046071
Top one made me smile a little.

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>>65039410

>>65042683
Right here pal! I'd like to smear my face in her poopy panties :)

>LightsCuckraCuckson
I'm clever wow nice

>>65042245

THE TRUTH IS ONLY OKAY WHEN I SAY IT

>>65046175
DROPPED
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P
E
D

>>65038541

i bet hes a manlet

>>65038334
why does she look like baba yaga

it must fucking suck being stuck with a face that even 3 hours of make-up can't save

she could at least have a good body but nope gotta be shaped like a bag of flour instead

>>65046175
Amy isn't a real Jew.

Your mother has to be Jewish for it to pass on.

>>65038334
Wanda Sykes.

>>65038956
>gets Pitch Perfect 2 on Bluray
>gets Mad Max Fury Road on DVD
wtf

>>65046700
DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE

>>65046700

>everyone always jokes about "finding the clitoris"
>women say men can't do it
>men say men can't do it

>literally found it on my first fucking try just by feeling around for 2 seconds

I'll never understand what the big deal is or why people find that a worthwhile joke. Are people really just THAT bad at sex? I don't get it.

>>65038334
She should have seen it coming. Why else would anyone want to take a picture with her other than mocking her somehow?

>>65046700
>Men Find Can't That

>>65046700
are all her jokes just about female body parts?

>>65046808
its in a different place on every woman

>>65038864
kek

>>65046808
>women say men can't do it
>men say men can't do it
>>literally found it on my first fucking try

>thats the joke

>>65046926

The joke is it's simply untrue? That's a shit joke, son.

>>65046662

But did she bonk the Gronk?

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>>65039959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1kmOtdHcZ0

>>65038864
>>65038928
THIS IS SOME CLASSIC FUGKEN MEMES

RIL MEME HOURS NIGGA

>>65038334
why can't women take a fucking joke

sure it wasn't original but fuck you amy and your shitty lol i fuked ur dad retort

>>65046700
>man find can't that

???

>>65047142
That's the kind of woman that seems innocent but gets your hard at the same time, and you feel guilty and sad about being attracted to her.

>>65047142

This video is giving me ASMR.

>>65046808
>finding clit is hard
i didn't know this was a thing. g-spot was always the elusive spot.

>>65047142
why is matt damnon a leading man. he should be doing old phillip seymour hoffman type roles.

>>65047494
Congratulations, this is the whole painfully obvious point they are making

>>65042096

Don't expect women to understand that shit familia.

>>65038334
>Is a comedian
>makes a film in which she's proudly a slut with a pro slut message
>gets instantly cunthurt and cannot handle the banter whatsoever when a 15 YEAR OLD gives even a little roasting banter

women are pathetic.

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>>65046992
Most non offensive sexually based gender jokes are anon. As well as most jokes in general. The clit is one the biggest irl memes. Not difficult to understand, yet somehow explanations are often reduced to make sense to the lowest common denominator through humor. Example:
>You can’t find it lol
>lol I find it everytime but I am confused about it
>lol no one can find
>found it, still confused lol

>>65041374
holy FUCK

SO FUCKING FERTILE

literally asking for someone to put a baby in her

>>65038334

me on the right

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>>65039667
>everything is alright again and we are all friends

>Guy is fan of her
>Gets to take a picture with her
>Makes a joke in her style of humor because he admires her so much
>Gets blasted and shamed by her

Poor guy. You can't do anything right nowadays.

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is this the milana thread?

>>65038334
https://youtu.be/S-cekCgenAg

BIG

HE REVIEWED THE FORCE AWAKENS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar_zqAVTFQ

>>65038700
The Jews are sluts?

How is "I fucked your dad" even an insult?

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>>65038793
>what's going on here
>turn up my headphones
>UP ON DEEVEEDEEEE

>>65038334
>>65038541
Lights Camera Jackson does one good thing in his life and then apologizes. Pathetic. Guess I'll go back to watching his singing videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_8vmCSIP_4

>>65047766
Well they did it right; consider me hooked.

>>65048287
As far as I understand his dad was there with him

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>>65047531
I havn't felt ASMR for a long time but i can see why this video would make you feel that way.

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>>65046088
He used to date Amy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7OYMDd1xs

Is this real? It's gold.

>>65039128
>>65039242
ok this kids pretty based

>>65048224
Fuuuck. This woman is perfect, she should be in more stuff.

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>it's a surprise Milana thread
Thank you based Milana poster.

>>65048510
KEK

>>65047142
I laughed a couple times, but it could be because Milana is so damn hot.

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>Implying anyone would fuck Amy Schumer and brag about it

>>65048917
If there was some Hollywood initiation ceremony where if you want to be part of the A-list elite and make tons of money with your movie being seen by everyone, you have to fuck Amy Schumer, I'd do it. I wouldn't be proud, but I'd do it.

>>65038334
This kid has won an emmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMozRIlZkoY

>>65048510
>someone tells you they liked your movie
>have to pierce them with cold dead eyes, attempting to detect their sarcasm, which must obviously be present if they are saying they liked your movie

i would say i hope sandler necks himself soon, but then we'd have to put up with a bunch of specials hailing him as a comedy legend and a great loss to movies. i really wish he'd just fuck off quietly and never be mentioned ever again.

>>65038708
Mah brutha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHBqLQGbP64

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So much for her getting rekt for overreacting

>>65049132
"A teachable moment"

Why does that make me want to kick that author right in the cunt? There's just something so insulting about that.

>>65049132
No. This isn't real. It can't be. I've made fun of this kid for years, but this... I can't believe it. I take it all back. Jackson is a hero.

>>65049132

>americuck

lmao nice country fatshits

FREEDOMS xD

This kid's voice is annoying but he's funny. It would be better if he didn't apologize and left the original tweet up though.

>>65049132
Jesus Christ! This is actually considered news-worthy? I want off this ride

>>65040201
jurrasic woild

Holy shit, has this guy always had a ton of dislikes on his videos or are the Amy white knights brigading his channel?

>>65039315
>Dry heaving intensifies

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>>65049271
>implying bongistan is any better
You know that The Guardian is making an article right now that will praise Amy.

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>>65046088

>>65049382
It's always been like that. Howard Stern made fun of him years ago.

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>>65049132

>>65049382
He has ALWAYS had tons of dislikes. If I remember correctly some local news station talked about Lights Camera Jackson when he was a little kid and it gave him 15 minutes of fame. I think the peak of his fame was being on some shortly lived Roger Ebert TV show. Anyway, back when he was popular his videos were flooded with hate.

>>65049132
>Sexist
I take it that buzzword has lost all meaning at this point like "racist".

>>65046071
>'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.'
I'm okay with racial humor but this just seems like an attack.

shits already on his wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Murphy#Amy_Schumer_tweet

how the fuck did some 17year old kid get so famous so young?

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I'm going to be that guy and say women have never, and will never be able to handle the banter.I learnt this at an early age. They are like cornered animals when bantered with, they lash out and get quite nasty and vitriolic, or patently aggressive.

>>65049490
Ebert gave him a shout out.

>>65049490
Tons of famous young people m8. There have been celebrity babies for Christ sake.

>>65046374
>raised jewish
You are automatically Jewish from mothers side
If it's from fathers side you gotta earn it by learning the Torah and whatnot go to religious rituals

>>65038541
You never apologize to those types. That was his first mistake. He tried to banter but when le big strong woman got mad he apologized like a bitch.

>>65038541
Based LCJ should have been, "Yep, because you're a whore. A fat whore. End scene."

>>65047142
Stevie was the better Prude Girl.

>>65048990
inb4 secret mansion sex parties

>>65044641
even the blonde literal moon of a human being is hotter than amy

>>65038334
She's in the wrong career if she cant take a fucking joke.

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>>65049132
>TIME
>New York Daily News
>FUCKING TIME

I want off this ride.

>>65038541
I'm hoping his parents made him do this. I refuse to believe that anyone could be this pathetic.

Well this guy gets criticized and tons of dislikes on his videos, but I applaud him for being persistent as hell.

>>65040185
He's 17 FYI

someone post more of that sexy thick jew so i can fap pls

>>65038928
RIP

>>65039269
That's because bald billy ginger balls is based as fuck.

>>65039315
Yeah, she is pretty good. Pretty much the exception that proves the rule.

>>65044229
Lmao i smell a landwhale. Get the fuck out you worthless ass ho

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>>65038541
What a fucking puss

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>you will never be in his position

>>65038541
did he get laid after apologizing?

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>>65051528
One day I'll bump into Milana somewhere, and I'll say something horribly awkward. Then she'll stare at me and make fun of me, then laugh and walk away.

This is my dream in life.

>>65039133
when did this happen?

>>65051660
I know a girl who looks just like her. She's an annoying feminist who's always talking about how depressed she is and plays a ukulele. I'd hate her more, but I feel bad for her.

>>65051660
Godspeed, anon

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>>65039242
BASED
A E
S S
E A
DESAB

>>65038334
Kate Micucci depending on whether or not you like weirdo's. Maria Bamford is pretty funny, and Laura Kightlinger.

>>65044641
I was fapping to that but then the skit finished and it cut to some fat nigger just as I was blowing my load. Thanks faggot.

>>65039211
The fucked up thing is the Cellar do let her on all the fucking time. I think its because she put out to the old crowd who have slowly been weened out so that the Tough Crowd days of the Cellar are long gone and now its just a hug-box for hacks.

>>65039231
>implying their aren't differences of power

>>65052035
To you and anyone else doing it, never stop Milanaposting. Never.

>>65039269
He recognizes that when we insult him its because he is endearing to us. That doesnt apply when criticizing Amy Schumer.

>>65049132
>american "journalism"

http://www.forbes.com/sites/pascalemmanuelgobry/2014/06/13/its-urgent-to-put-the-liberal-arts-back-at-the-center-of-education/

>>65038334
>women
>handling the bantz
snnh t6h f4m

>>65046992
>That's a shit joke, son.
Its an Amy Schumer joke, what did you expect?

>>65038541
>>65038334
>Lightscamerajackson
Is this some Jared Leto Joker, bullshit?

>>65051795
I don't give a shit, if she looks like that I'd fuck her.

>>65049210
Its a contrived and meaningless statement. It is insulting, but only really to people who cant recognize how stupid a statement like that is.

>>65046374
>>65049715
yeah we find a way to claim everyone

>>65039242
>tfw I look like Chiwetel Ejiofor
JUST. my friends in college spended weeks doing jokes of 12 years a slave around me

>>65049489
jews are incredibly racist but you better not be racist against them so..

>>65046088
I guess Trainwreck wasn't all that bad if it allowed for this joke to be made. He should start doing jokes about their relationship now she's a well known star

>>65052862
Then you should make Fassbender jokes at their expense. Seriously I thought niggers could banter but you sound nearly as bad as a woman.

>>65053225
They are my friends, I know is just banter.
And it was actually quite funny, imagine 2 white guys singing run nigger run and me in the middle.

>>65046175
Jewishness is transferred through the vagina, you fucking dolt. You're not a real jew if you haven't passed through the pussy of a jewish woman.

>>65049981
agree. but she's also jewish.

>>65049407
reading that made me so angry I punched the wall

>>65055265
>taking the bait

>>65038334
Painfully unfunny human.
Female funny, is the only way she can be described I.E smurikable at best.

>>65049407
BRITSLAMISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>>65049132
"A TEENAGE BOY SAYING SLIGHTLY SEXIST THINGS ON TWITTER IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF RAPE CULTURE!"

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>>65056379
I WANT OFF MR BONES' WILD "PROGRESSIVE" RIDE!