Where were you when Lights Camera Jackson REKT Amy Schumer? Shame he backpedaled like a bitch, but that joke coming from him is hilarious.
If you don't remember him he's that obnoxious kid that they would parade on TV to spout his pleb opinions.
And if you really want to cringe check this out...or Amy Schumer's stand up; either one.
What a fucking loser
Should have stuck by his original comment, she's a whore, that's her whole fucking schtick, if she doesn't like being called a whore then don't be a fucking whore.
Better yet, if you can't handle a fucking comment then don't be in show business. And don't try to be a hollywood reporter if you have no spine.
>all her comedy is about being a whore
>one person points out she might be a whore
>U FOKKEN WOT M8
>I'm a strong independent comedienne who ain't afraid of holding back and can roast people as good as any man can
*someone tells a joke at her expense*
>WHAT A FUCKING MUHSOGYNIST I DONT BELIEVE THIS
Spends her time harrassing Bradley Cooper at red carpet events, jokes about being a slut, makes a movie about being a slut. Gets offended by a joke about her being a slut.
Leia should strangle this annoying Hutt.
Amy does this ALLLLLL the fucking time
she honestly should not be a comedian. any mild jab at her she takes super personally. Fuck Im just some guy and I think im better at taking jokes than her and shes a professional comedian.
Because she did not earn her place. She just ascended to it through her family connections. Typically when you've never heard of someone and then 6 months later they're EVERYWHERE and they're the FUNNIEST THING and WOW SO TALENTED, it's a set up.
>her fucking shit schlock is talking about herself being a whore even though she's fucking ugly and fat
>someone makes a "joke" on that and she starts crying even shows her "whoreness" by saying Hi to your dad
why is this fat bitch alive.
shes done this before
did you see the interview of her when Trainwreck was coming out? Some guy called her character a slut and she took it so personally that she started making fun of his dead mom or something. It wasnt even funny, it sounded like something a kid would say.
Why are females always, always incapable of taking any banter?
>Chooses to work in Hollywood and let her fat body and terrible comedy be seen by millions
>Gets upset when someone says something that offends her
Is she retarded? Honest question. Why would you work in show business if you werent going to be prepared for negative comments? Literally everyone has something bad to say about someone. Working in Hollywood is just putting a bullseye on your head. If Schumer wanted to be based, she wouldn't give a shit and continue living a more fun life than the majority of people talking shit about her.
i can understand not wanting a ton of hatred, but all he did was say a mild joke poking fun at a persona that she herself created? thats like if Bill Burr were to get offended if someone said he has issues with women.
Do I have to spell this out for you retards?
Amy Schumer is allowed to make fun of her sexual life choices, which she does in her stand-up routines all the time. Jackson, however, who is a complete stranger to the actress and using Schumer’s photo to bolster his presence on Twitter, is not.
Delete this thread.
are you fucking stupid? do you not know how standup comedy and Hollywood in general works? People get made fun of all the time, and this wasnt even an insult, it was CLEARLY a mild joke said in good fun. She has straight up called herself a whore. Amy has zero business being a comedian if she can't handle mild twitter comments.
Nice bait you fucking reject. How jealous of MIke do you have to be to go off on a tangent like that? What kind of insecurities are you dealing with to come on 4chan and talk that kind of trash? You need to get a life. I mean a real life. This isn't banter. I mean, fix your fucking life because coming on here and spouting shit like that.
>"YOU FUCKING PIG HOW DARE YOU YOU ARE WORSE THAN A GAJILLION RAPISTS"
>"No it's okay honey I wasn't angry don't worry about it I'm just disappointed there there."
Reminder that women are literal sociopaths
How would you react if Amy Schumer said she fucked your dad?
Fatherfucking jokes don't work as well Yo mama jokes.
Getting offended by some dorky little kid making a very tame joke on Twitter about your entire persona is not equivalent to having hoards of rabid fans publicly screaming offensive punchlines and catch phrases to you in the least bit. It absolutely invalidates your point.
It is not even bantz. The kid was referencing her own stand-up material where she constantly talks about having sex with men.
How someone can get offended by that makes want to jerk off out of anger.
I actually really like Amy Schumer, she really knows how to ham it up. She seems like a bit of a camera hog though desu.
So what you're saying is
Some drunk guy tried to rape Amy Schumer with his flaccid dick?
Holy shit, feminists unite! Let's ruin this guy's life!
Here's a list of films that Lights Camera Jackson has given A:
>The End of the Tour
>Saving Mr. Banks
>Silver Lingings Playbook
>Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
>Toy Story 3
>Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
>The Simpsons Movie
I'm not comparing the two so you can drop that any time. What I said is that comedians have no obligation to take whatever total strangers say to them in stride. Shit, no one does.
Here's the ones he has given A-:
>The Peanuts Movie
>Shaun the Sheep Movie
>The Imitation Game
>Get On Up
>Edge of Tomorrow
>Captain America 2
>The Lego Movie
>12 Years a Slave
>Despicable Me 2
>World War Z
>Star Trek: Into Darkness
>Jurassic Park 3D
>Searching for Sugar Man
>Winnie the Pooh
A sane person would take that comment in stride.
You certainly did compare the two and already admitted it, dumbass.
>>65039805 to >>65039838, where you've acknowledged that you've compared the two situations but stood by the point.
let me use this thread to tip my fedora at the fantastic mods of /tv/ who just deleted multiple "making a murderer" threads that discussed a tv show while threads about amy schumers tweets are deemed prime /tv/ material.
thank you for your hard work, friends. together we will make this board great again.
Stuoid retarded cuck. Wtf man you cant be sorry now. You did write that, and you can't make it disapear, fucking kid
Fuck it's infiurating, fucking asshole is so pathethic, fucking asslicker.
>go on O&A and Stern
>brand yourself as a WOOOO JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING XDD SO EXTREME #2EDGY2FURIOUS comic
>Uh wow u called me a slut? :/ Like I do in my own act constantyl?? :/
fuuuujcccccck their entire gender is worthless
I didn't admit to anything you mong. I said your comment doesn't invalidate my point. The point I had to elaborate since apparently you have reading problems.
>A sane person would take that comment in stride
A sane person could very easily not take it in stride as well. And her response is being blown way out of proportion anyways. That shit was an eye roll at best and everyone is acting like she castrated the kid.
why would you rate Wolf of Wall Street so high?
And this is coming from a huge Scorsese fan. I just felt like it was needlessly shallow and excessive. I like Catch Me If You Can a lot more because its kinda similar but I relate to the characters and its conveys meaning better.
It definitely wasnt bad but it wasnt great either.
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happiIy learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
>Because she did not earn her place. She just ascended to it through her family connections. Typically when you've never heard of someone and then 6 months later they're EVERYWHERE and they're the FUNNIEST THING and WOW SO TALENTED, it's a set up.
>out of touch
I think most girls would have a negative reaction to be called slutty by some friend of yours dorky son on a social media site. then he apologized and then she apologized. just because comedians craft bits to be humorous doesn't mean they should just take some little dorky twerps banter. she did absolutely fuck all wrong.
What kind of films do funny women watch?
>>DURRRRRRRR LOOK AT ME, I'M A SLUT
you know she does stand up right, she creates material, and it isn't all about sex. and just because she's self deprecating in her act doesn't mean she wants to be insulted IRL and shouldn't have the right to defend herself.
she didn't call him a mysoginist or any other name. she just expressed that she didn't find him funny. she was well within her right to do so.
I'm not defending anything I'm just explaining basic human interaction since you don't get it.
>just because she's self deprecating in her act doesn't mean she wants to be insulted IRL
It's not a matter of "wanting" to be insulted you dumbfuck, it's a matter of being able to dish it out and take it at the same time. She is in the buisness of being offensive and she gets irked over a mild jab like that? Are you serious nigger? If this is truly the case, she clearly doesn't belong in this line of work
she insulted steve-o. the gist was "why did ryan dunn die, we were all wishing it was you. (steve-o)"
this was right after she said she was sorry for his passing.
it was dumb but it was a joke.
why are you all so pants on head retarded about her?
Hardy was the only interesting actor in this film.
If Leo wins an oscar for his hamhanded performance, then the award truly means nothing more than a political prize given out of political obligation.
>it's a matter of being able to dish it out and take it at the same time.
based on these tweets that's what she did. what should she have said?
it doesn't seem like the guy's original tweet didn't read like a joke first of all.
after he said it was a joke she apologized for reacting harshly.
>she is in the business of being offensive
um no she's in the business of being stand up comedian/actress. she can respond to someone calling her a slut on twitter if she wants.
>How it's made: Ben & Jerry's edition
Honestly that joke was gay and I'm glad he got called out and backpedalled like a pussy.
When it comes to indecent jokes you go big or go home. Mild pg13 remarks and canned 'lel I'm an edgy racist' jokes are usually made by spineless people. True comedic masters go full aristocrats.
>you have to be seriously autistic if you cant recognize the first tweet was a joke.
a dumb lazy joke, the punchline being that she's a whore.
and that's all amy schumer said, was that she got the dumb lazy joke. "I get it cuz I'm a whore."
why would she respond to something dumb with something clever?
you guys need to calm down and get the cunt juice out of your eyes.
>based on these tweets that's what she did
Really? Because it didn't seem like a humorous retort, instead it seemed like she was genuinely upset over a mild jab.
>um no she's in the business of being stand up comedian/actress.
Right and part of that revolves around being offensive and crude. Her own act revolves around this kind of behavior
>she can respond to someone calling her a slut on twitter if she wants.
Nobody is saying she can't. You just would expect that someone like her would be able to not get so butthurt over something as minuscule as a slut joke (a joke which she makes about herself)
>Dumb faggot kid makes a retarded joke
>Fat cow with unwarranted self importance gets mad over it
>fedora kid acts like a complete faggot and bends over waiting to be spanked by Ms. Piggy
Christ I actively avoid social media so that I don't see pathetic shit like this
why shouldn't she? if it was another comedian and he made a funny joke about her being slutty she'd probably retweet it. when it's some unfunny cunt you don't know than you get the reaction you got. like I said calm down.
Do people watch these types of reviews seriously?
The guy's rhetoric doesn't even surpass that of a fucking 6th grader when he's not giving a summary of the film. God damn what a fucking idiot. He spends over half the fucking video giving a summary.
Their entire self-worth is based on what others, specifically men, think of them.
it's fine for them to pretend that they love being proud whores, but if a man, even a boy, suggests he finds her to be a whore and makes it clear he doesn't like whores, then the woman is hurt.
How the fuck can you call yourself a comedian and then get upset when someone makes a joke at your expense? Especially since Amy takes part in roasts alot. I would love to see someone like Ricky Gervais or Seinfeld do the same(they never would)
because they're called comediennes not comedians.
And that's because most men are like these faggots here:
The very idea of attacking a whore makes their dicks shrivel and turn into vaginas.
If you can't put a bitch back in her place, you are no man, and women will smell you a mile away.
Reminder that women need you to be sensible, for with that, there is no hope.
This already seems like an SNL skit 10 seconds in, I have a new found appreciation for those lame skits with the two joker interviewers and confused guest they do probably 10 times a year.
Amy Schumer is really sensitive about her sexuality for some reason, she jokes about it but you can't call her a slut, hmm maybe a lot of guilt there. Too bad.
>offended by a slut joke ABOUT HER
femininity so fragile
See no one wants to have you with these sjw comedians because they just can't anticipate what level of blow back these people will receive over a joke. Because feminist don't want to have fun.
>SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY OFFENDED
You can keep preaching about equality all you want but there are a separate set of rules for talking to/about women and I am not going to fall into the "equality" trap.
Women are fragile, insecure and thin skinned. They can dish it out but can't take it.
She thought the kid were sweet, anon. Wouldn't you if you found out someone turned out to be like the other one hundred fifty sex craving men wanted to swim in your game? That kid broke Amy's last hope in that men aren't vagina-craving sluts.
Thing is if Channing Tatum (the Archetypal Chad Thundercock) posted this, she'd have no problem with it.
From this mong looking faggot though she was right too. And he apologized right away too. kek.
Chalk another one up for the fiminist movement!!
It's real cute to consider that this is the fucking woman who made a joke about Ryan Dunn's death to Steve-O's face just a few months after the accident, and then expected people not to shit on her because "it's just a roast, lighten up!"
You should have seen the quartet of girls I knew in high school. The bants would bake you blush.
>girl returns from the bathroom
>"so how many dicks have you sucked on the way here, slut?"
i'm pretty sure it was misc that discovered him first and then spread elsewhere but who knows, it's become mostly /ck/'s because of all the food.
the guy's a goof that can't even say a joke without already smirking, but it's cozy.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GUY EVER GOING TO GET LAID?
Nothing, NOTHING makes me more upset than this big piece of disgusting rotten flesh and lard, how is she successful? Who finds this shit funny? Who is so fucking thirsty for that third wave feminist pussy that they give her attention and money? I look at a picture of her and feel fucking furious.
well gee i don't know brah...
if only kaitlin olson was jewish though, i'd better understand the countless endorsements
No, she is throwing around pretty big words calling it comedy, she souldn't get all offended by a joke that she makes constantly. It makes her a hypocrite and it makes her an unresponsible little fucktard.
I wonder how much longer she remains here to taint the world with her lard.