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>>65038182

she can't handle the bants

Oh look, another comedian who thinks they can roast but cries like a bitch when someone jabs at them. Just what we needed.

what a limped-dicked faggot just like you OP

>>65038182
>it's real
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>65038281
My dick stays hard

>>65038182

>I get a passive-aggressive thrill when a D-list Twitter personality makes a mildly sexist joke about a C-list comedian. Take that, feminists! Awesome, right, bros? R-right?

>>65038325

What the fuck do feminists have to do with terrible overrated comedians?

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>>65038182
What a fucking loser


Should have stuck by his original comment, she's a whore, that's her whole fucking schtick, if she doesn't like being called a whore then don't be a fucking whore.

Better yet, if you can't handle a fucking comment then don't be in show business. And don't try to be a hollywood reporter if you have no spine.

>>65038182
She can't possibly be genuinely offended by that joke.

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>all her comedy is about being a whore
>one person points out she might be a whore
>U FOKKEN WOT M8

>>65038182
>I'm a strong independent comedienne who ain't afraid of holding back and can roast people as good as any man can

*someone tells a joke at her expense*

>WHAT A FUCKING MUHSOGYNIST I DONT BELIEVE THIS

I'm not even sure why are you faggots giving that bitch screen time on American anime image board.

>Schumer makes jokes about fucking lots of guys
>also that Ryan Dunn joke
>some nobody makes a joke that's not even mean
>people start crying about rape culture and sexism

>>65038182
Spends her time harrassing Bradley Cooper at red carpet events, jokes about being a slut, makes a movie about being a slut. Gets offended by a joke about her being a slut.

Leia should strangle this annoying Hutt.

I'm not pissed that Schumer gave back, but twitter is full of SJWs crying about MUH SLUT SHAMING and that's ridiculous.

she fuck his dad? what a whore

>>65038182
The right answer would be
>Spent the night with @LCJReviews. Probably the first woman to write that.

>>65038182
Such a nasty jewish face.

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>>65038747

>>65038361
Who do you think overrates her? Protip: Check ur post.

>>65038747
its sad that a random 4channer is wittier than a professional comedian

proves how shit she is

>>65038182

what sort of comedian gets offended and throws a fit over a joke

>>65038182
It's crazy that she looks like that on the red carpet. Celebrities spend tens of thousands of dollars to look perfect on the red carpet, and that's how she looks. That's crazy.

>>65038923
Amy does this ALLLLLL the fucking time

she honestly should not be a comedian. any mild jab at her she takes super personally. Fuck Im just some guy and I think im better at taking jokes than her and shes a professional comedian.

>>65038923
Because she did not earn her place. She just ascended to it through her family connections. Typically when you've never heard of someone and then 6 months later they're EVERYWHERE and they're the FUNNIEST THING and WOW SO TALENTED, it's a set up.

>>65038182
>her fucking shit schlock is talking about herself being a whore even though she's fucking ugly and fat
>someone makes a "joke" on that and she starts crying even shows her "whoreness" by saying Hi to your dad


WTRDDDFFWTFFFFFF

why is this fat bitch alive.

>>65039042
shes done this before

did you see the interview of her when Trainwreck was coming out? Some guy called her character a slut and she took it so personally that she started making fun of his dead mom or something. It wasnt even funny, it sounded like something a kid would say.

>>65038923
>insert pic of that jewess from Brooklyn 99 getting buttmad over a caricature of her

>>65038182
Her facial bone structure is... Unfortunate.

>>65039113
It's called jewish inbreeding.

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white men rekt

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>>65039236
Why are females always, always incapable of taking any banter?

Genuinely curious

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>>65038325
how's it sexist if it's the truth?

>>65039236

>Chooses to work in Hollywood and let her fat body and terrible comedy be seen by millions
>Gets upset when someone says something that offends her

Is she retarded? Honest question. Why would you work in show business if you werent going to be prepared for negative comments? Literally everyone has something bad to say about someone. Working in Hollywood is just putting a bullseye on your head. If Schumer wanted to be based, she wouldn't give a shit and continue living a more fun life than the majority of people talking shit about her.

>>65039236
what a cunt. the joke was very very mild.

>>65039411
i can understand not wanting a ton of hatred, but all he did was say a mild joke poking fun at a persona that she herself created? thats like if Bill Burr were to get offended if someone said he has issues with women.

>>65038182
Do I have to spell this out for you retards?

Amy Schumer is allowed to make fun of her sexual life choices, which she does in her stand-up routines all the time. Jackson, however, who is a complete stranger to the actress and using Schumer’s photo to bolster his presence on Twitter, is not.

Delete this thread.

You guys realize Amy Schumer is a rapist right?

https://disqus.com/home/discussion/thoughtcatalog/wait_a_second_did_amy_schumer_rape_a_guy/

>>65039477
are you fucking stupid? do you not know how standup comedy and Hollywood in general works? People get made fun of all the time, and this wasnt even an insult, it was CLEARLY a mild joke said in good fun. She has straight up called herself a whore. Amy has zero business being a comedian if she can't handle mild twitter comments.

>>65039477
Delete your life, fag.

>>65038182
>a comedian cant handle the banter
>a kid let a fat pig intimadate him

they're both retards desu

>>65038846
Why is Mike such a fat balding pathetic loser bros?

Do you guys really think comedians are in that mode 24/7? They aren't people all of a sudden? Fuck, even Chapelle got sick of people running up to him and screaming quotes in his face.

>>65039696
Nice bait you fucking reject. How jealous of MIke do you have to be to go off on a tangent like that? What kind of insecurities are you dealing with to come on 4chan and talk that kind of trash? You need to get a life. I mean a real life. This isn't banter. I mean, fix your fucking life because coming on here and spouting shit like that.

I thought I couldn't hate this bitch any more than I already do. Wrong. Now I see this "comedian" couldn't take the obvious joke from beta male.

>>65039742
You can't even compare the two.

>>65039805
Doesn't invalidate the point.

>>65039236
>"YOU FUCKING PIG HOW DARE YOU YOU ARE WORSE THAN A GAJILLION RAPISTS"
>I-I'm sorry
>"No it's okay honey I wasn't angry don't worry about it I'm just disappointed there there."

Reminder that women are literal sociopaths

>>65038182

wait

The same "comedian" who said this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY is buttblasted about someone repeating a joke she says all the time?

fuck her

>>65039746
Fuck off Mike, keep trying to drink your failures away

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>>65038182
How would you react if Amy Schumer said she fucked your dad?

Fatherfucking jokes don't work as well Yo mama jokes.

>>65039881
I'd feel sorry for my dad

Thats actually pretty funny.

>>65039314
insecurity

>>65039076
Link?

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>>65039493

>>65039493
uhhh, women can't rape though??

>>65039838
Getting offended by some dorky little kid making a very tame joke on Twitter about your entire persona is not equivalent to having hoards of rabid fans publicly screaming offensive punchlines and catch phrases to you in the least bit. It absolutely invalidates your point.

>>65040036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMtlpPTmyB0

its such bullshit

Her unfunny comedy is about how she has so many guys that bang her, yet its offensive to her?

>doing two apologies
He is a beta faggot

>>65040042
ayyyyy double standards lmao

>>65038182
He basically raped her

>>65040105
Which makes her entire public shaming of him all the more infuriating.

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It is not even bantz. The kid was referencing her own stand-up material where she constantly talks about having sex with men.

How someone can get offended by that makes want to jerk off out of anger.

>>65040054
Even tho obvious bait, you got me nice and triggered.

>>65039477
>delete this thread

or what faggot

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>>65038182
I actually really like Amy Schumer, she really knows how to ham it up. She seems like a bit of a camera hog though desu.

Reminder to stay respectfully silent during her stand up routines as to not offend.

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>>65040042
Why was this in a monologue?

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>>65040042
So what you're saying is
Some drunk guy tried to rape Amy Schumer with his flaccid dick?

Holy shit, feminists unite! Let's ruin this guy's life!

>>65039477
/thread

>>65040177
If her crowds started doing this without her knowing why it would be fucking glorious. She would have a melt down.

>makes a joke about Ryan Dunn being dead
>no backlash
>some twink makes a joke she does constantly
>"OMG HOW DARE YOU!"
Fuck this bitch

Here's a list of films that Lights Camera Jackson has given A:

>Youth
>Room
>The End of the Tour
>American Sniper
>Birdman
>Life Itself
>Locke
>Saving Mr. Banks
>Frozen
>Blackfish
>Silver Lingings Playbook
>Argo
>Ruby Sparks
>Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
>The Artist
>Toy Story 3
>Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
>The Simpsons Movie
>Ratatouille
>Cars

>>65040250
He's a complete pleb. It's stated in the OP. You're not telling us anything new.

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>>65040250
What the fuck?

>>65039236
Fuck I thought her first tweet was ironic. She was serious?

She promotes herself to the world as an obnoxious slut.

>>65040250
>Silver Lingings Playbook

Anyways, the best one there, Snow White, is an A-

>>65040250
p horrible list

>>65040250
Well, most of those really arent bad honestly. Except seeking a friend for the end of the world was pretty bad imo.

>implies sleeping with a lot of men is bad

AMY SCHUMER CONFIRMED FOR SLUT SHAMING AND MISOGYNISTIC

>>65039236
Her comedy and her shit movie are specifically about sleeping around, power tripping cunt

>hey look everybody im a super whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (fat women noises)
>Don't you dare to tell me im a whore jokingly

>>65038923

female ones

>revenant review
>calls Tom Hardy's character a "hothead"
He's goes here

>>65040075
I'm not comparing the two so you can drop that any time. What I said is that comedians have no obligation to take whatever total strangers say to them in stride. Shit, no one does.

>>65040300
SLP was good I thought. And Snow White was the first animated film ever so it deserves acclaim just for how revolutionary it was.

>>65040284
She was serious, which would explain the outrage.....

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Hey /tv/, what should her nickname be?

>>65040250
Here's the ones he has given A-:

>Carol
>The Peanuts Movie
>The Intern
>Shaun the Sheep Movie
>Amy
>Ted 2
>Cinderella
>Paddington
>Selma
>The Imitation Game
>One Chance
>Get On Up
>Edge of Tomorrow
>Captain America 2
>The Lego Movie
>American Hustle
>Nebraska
>12 Years a Slave
>Enough Said
>The Butler
>Despicable Me 2
>World War Z
>Star Trek: Into Darkness
>Jurassic Park 3D
>Searching for Sugar Man
>The Impossible
>Lincoln
>Frankenweenie
>Madagascar 3
>The Avengers
>Arthur Christmas
>Winnie the Pooh
>Buck

>>65040354
is that shopped?

>>65040361
TED 2? Fuck that kid.

>>65040361
>>65040250
good taste desu imo

>>65040394
yeah honestly other than a select few his taste really isnt bad?

>>65040337
A sane person would take that comment in stride.

You certainly did compare the two and already admitted it, dumbass.

>>65039805 to >>65039838, where you've acknowledged that you've compared the two situations but stood by the point.

>>65039477
Hi Amy. Do you know why your fellow jews can't eat pigs? Because cannibalism is against their religion.

>>65040336
https://youtu.be/8qgWETSvAXI
He is right

>>65040354
Hamy Schoopmer

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>>65040354

you guys need to calm down and stop worrying so much about celebrities twitter drama.

>>65038182
I thought he meant he wasn't the first to make that joke to be honest

>>65040250
>>65040361

It's easier to judge a persons tastes by what films they hate.

>>65038182

So humor about woman is not okay anymore?

Can we only make jokes about white males now?

Disgusting.

>>65040092

Holy fuck what a bitch

let me use this thread to tip my fedora at the fantastic mods of /tv/ who just deleted multiple "making a murderer" threads that discussed a tv show while threads about amy schumers tweets are deemed prime /tv/ material.
thank you for your hard work, friends. together we will make this board great again.

>>65038182
Stuoid retarded cuck. Wtf man you cant be sorry now. You did write that, and you can't make it disapear, fucking kid
Fuck it's infiurating, fucking asshole is so pathethic, fucking asslicker.
damn

>>65040394
He gave Inherent Vice and The Wolf of Wall Street D+

>>65040495
you need to calm down and stop worrying about other people worrying so much about celebrities twitter drama

>go on O&A and Stern
>brand yourself as a WOOOO JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING XDD SO EXTREME #2EDGY2FURIOUS comic
>Uh wow u called me a slut? :/ Like I do in my own act constantyl?? :/

fuuuujcccccck their entire gender is worthless

>>65040495

Nobody's "worried" about it.

We're mocking these celebrities for being out of touch hypocrites that think they are immune to criticism.

>>65040513
Her comebacks werent even funny! not only is she thin skinned, she cant be witty to save her life.

>>65040354
Amy "more a hippo than a puma" Schumer

>>65040445
I didn't admit to anything you mong. I said your comment doesn't invalidate my point. The point I had to elaborate since apparently you have reading problems.

>A sane person would take that comment in stride

A sane person could very easily not take it in stride as well. And her response is being blown way out of proportion anyways. That shit was an eye roll at best and everyone is acting like she castrated the kid.

>>65040531
wolf of wall street really only deserved a B or C though. I dont really blame him for that one honestly.

>>65040531
He was generous with the D+ for Inherent Vice

>>65040511
>Can we only make jokes about white males now?
Straight white males only, shitlord

>>65040354
Amy Who-mer. Cause she looks like a fuckin Who. From Whoville.

>>65040487
Puberty really fucked him over.

>>65040564
>>65040567
Shit taste

>>65040542
She got big because of roasts and her show. She has/had writers for both of those things.

>>65038923
All comedians. They get butthurt if anybody besides another comedian makes even the most mild joke at them.

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I chuckled, at the joke and everything after it

This is why women comedians aren't really a thing without being jews pushed into it.

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>>65040569

Uhm I am truly sorry I guess.

>>65040613
why would you rate Wolf of Wall Street so high?

And this is coming from a huge Scorsese fan. I just felt like it was needlessly shallow and excessive. I like Catch Me If You Can a lot more because its kinda similar but I relate to the characters and its conveys meaning better.

It definitely wasnt bad but it wasnt great either.

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happiIy learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

>>65039035
>Because she did not earn her place. She just ascended to it through her family connections. Typically when you've never heard of someone and then 6 months later they're EVERYWHERE and they're the FUNNIEST THING and WOW SO TALENTED, it's a set up.

This,

>>65040092
just die already you dumb cunt fat cow

>>65040541
>out of touch

I think most girls would have a negative reaction to be called slutty by some friend of yours dorky son on a social media site. then he apologized and then she apologized. just because comedians craft bits to be humorous doesn't mean they should just take some little dorky twerps banter. she did absolutely fuck all wrong.

>>65040616
makes sense, because her standup is always just DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO

>>65040643
women cant handle criticism as well, thats pretty much a fact

lol, she does the most cringe inducing roast of all time against Steve-o where she laughs in his face about his dead friend, but can't handle any bants at all

What a whore

>>65040671
Not him, but very nice of you to actually write a response and not begin another fun but obvious internet shitfest argument.

>>65038182
What a pussy, this apoligizing shit is for the birds. These pussies need to stick to their guns and tell them to fucking deal with it.

>>65040711

>DURRRRRRRR LOOK AT ME, I'M A SLUT
>Hey, don't call me a slut you little misogynist! >:/

Yeah, this is the behavior you are defending.

>>65040674
>imagine saving copypasta posted on /r9k/

>>65040711
youre a moron

>>65039881
My dad has never had sex

>>65040753
she was joking
you're as dumb as the kid

never fucking post again unless you're contributing to the board

>>65040863
Yes she was, and it was still cringe inducing, and she still can't handle the bants. Improve your reading comprehension, fuccboi.

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What kind of films do funny women watch?

>>65040768
>>DURRRRRRRR LOOK AT ME, I'M A SLUT
you know she does stand up right, she creates material, and it isn't all about sex. and just because she's self deprecating in her act doesn't mean she wants to be insulted IRL and shouldn't have the right to defend herself.
she didn't call him a mysoginist or any other name. she just expressed that she didn't find him funny. she was well within her right to do so.
I'm not defending anything I'm just explaining basic human interaction since you don't get it.

>>65038182
Should've replied something like "No, because whores get paid."

Damn, she was pretty brutal on that autist.

>>65040927
go back to tumblr or i'll rape you

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>>65040915
that pic triggered me so fucking hard

>>65040927
find ONE standup bit that isnt about sex.

if its so easy you should be able to find multiple

>>65040927
>just because she's self deprecating in her act doesn't mean she wants to be insulted IRL
It's not a matter of "wanting" to be insulted you dumbfuck, it's a matter of being able to dish it out and take it at the same time. She is in the buisness of being offensive and she gets irked over a mild jab like that? Are you serious nigger? If this is truly the case, she clearly doesn't belong in this line of work

>>65038747
See, THAT would have actually been good. If she did that, she would not have been the butt of the joke AND nobody would think she was butthurt.

>>65040753
>>65040903
she insulted steve-o. the gist was "why did ryan dunn die, we were all wishing it was you. (steve-o)"
this was right after she said she was sorry for his passing.
it was dumb but it was a joke.

why are you all so pants on head retarded about her?

>>65040915
Magic Mike
Magic Mike XXL
50 shades of gray
How it's made: Ben & Jerry's edition

>>65040522
>I don't understand the concept of an apology!
and he's retarded?

>>65040487
Hardy was the only interesting actor in this film.

If Leo wins an oscar for his hamhanded performance, then the award truly means nothing more than a political prize given out of political obligation.

>>65041126
Domnhall Gleeson did well though.

>>65041060
>it's a matter of being able to dish it out and take it at the same time.
based on these tweets that's what she did. what should she have said?
it doesn't seem like the guy's original tweet didn't read like a joke first of all.
after he said it was a joke she apologized for reacting harshly.
>she is in the business of being offensive
um no she's in the business of being stand up comedian/actress. she can respond to someone calling her a slut on twitter if she wants.

>>65040487
>hot head

>>65039839
lol this

>>65041187
you have to be seriously autistic if you cant recognize the first tweet was a joke

> what should she have said?

something witty and funny?

>>65041223
lol this

>>65039839
>YOU FUCKING PIG HOW DARE YOU YOU ARE WORSE THAN A GAJILLION RAPISTS
where did she tweet this?

>>65038182
Women cannot be funny, holy shit

>>65041265
the anon was exaggerating for the sake of humor

wow a bunch of autists on here cant recognize jokes, just like Amy Schumer

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>>65041087
>How it's made: Ben & Jerry's edition

>>65038182

Honestly that joke was gay and I'm glad he got called out and backpedalled like a pussy.

When it comes to indecent jokes you go big or go home. Mild pg13 remarks and canned 'lel I'm an edgy racist' jokes are usually made by spineless people. True comedic masters go full aristocrats.

>>65041306
for someone his age it wasnt a bad joke. Amy herself isnt much funnier.

>>65041247
>you have to be seriously autistic if you cant recognize the first tweet was a joke.
a dumb lazy joke, the punchline being that she's a whore.
and that's all amy schumer said, was that she got the dumb lazy joke. "I get it cuz I'm a whore."
lol
why would she respond to something dumb with something clever?
you guys need to calm down and get the cunt juice out of your eyes.

>>65041187
>based on these tweets that's what she did
Really? Because it didn't seem like a humorous retort, instead it seemed like she was genuinely upset over a mild jab.

>um no she's in the business of being stand up comedian/actress.

Right and part of that revolves around being offensive and crude. Her own act revolves around this kind of behavior

>she can respond to someone calling her a slut on twitter if she wants.
Nobody is saying she can't. You just would expect that someone like her would be able to not get so butthurt over something as minuscule as a slut joke (a joke which she makes about herself)

>>65039236
she made a movie about sleeping around which was about her

what thaaaa fuuuxxkk

>>65041346
>a dumb lazy joke, the punchline being that she's a whore.

THAT'S HER ENTIRE ACT

>>65041346
no she got really offended by it. read her later tweets. shes a fucking pussy who cant take what she dished out.

>>65040391
>is that shopped?
nope

>>65040497
That would be kind of ironic seeing as it's perpetuated by the fact that she is constantly making jokes about herself being a whore.

>>65040354
Amy "it's not a rumour, she's not a raper" Schumer

>>65041344

Nigga he's 17. Maybe if he were 12 you'd have a point.

I agree that Amy is not great.

>>65041402
>>65041404
maybe stop following her if she bothers you so much. there's hundreds of comedians out there.

>>65038182
Literally half of her material is about how much of a whore she is
I don't see the issue

>>65041250
never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

>>65041481
well I laughed at the joke. He may not be Louis CK but the joke wasnt bad either

>>65041485
i dont follow her you stupid faggot. I came to 4chan and saw a post discussing her.

>>65041306
>that joke was gay

do people still really talk like this? i haven't used gay like that since I was in middle school. Not cause its offensive, it's just childish

>>65041534
>i dont follow her you stupid faggot. I came to 4chan and saw a post discussing her.

yet you claim to know her whole act

>>65041559
because I tried her work and realized it was shit? I can know something about comedians without constantly following them.

>>65038182
Cuck

reminder that with every one of these new, forced "celebrities" they are purposely trying to see how low they can set the bar

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>dat dislike bar

>>65038182
Isn't her entire fucking schtick that she's an unapologetic whore?

just because it's someone job to be a comedian and make self deprecating jokes about themselves doesn't mean they want random pointdexters taking the piss out of them on twitter

>>65041712
then she either shouldnt be a comedian or shouldnt be on social media

Amy is a fucking cunt

>>65038182
what fucking lil twat this kid is, lame attempt at getting some free publicity

>>65038182

>Dumb faggot kid makes a retarded joke
>Fat cow with unwarranted self importance gets mad over it
>fedora kid acts like a complete faggot and bends over waiting to be spanked by Ms. Piggy

Christ I actively avoid social media so that I don't see pathetic shit like this

>>65041755
why shouldn't she? if it was another comedian and he made a funny joke about her being slutty she'd probably retweet it. when it's some unfunny cunt you don't know than you get the reaction you got. like I said calm down.

>>65041850
Yeah, but then you go on /tv/ and gets the Reader's Digest of the day.

>>65039236

apologetic amy turns me on

>>65041850
>Christ I actively avoid social media so that I don't see pathetic shit like this
Why? It's hilarious.

>>65039881

that would explain where the breakfast sausage came from.

>>65038923
a female comedian

>>65040487
Do people watch these types of reviews seriously?

The guy's rhetoric doesn't even surpass that of a fucking 6th grader when he's not giving a summary of the film. God damn what a fucking idiot. He spends over half the fucking video giving a summary.

>>65041655
we must destroy all white males

>>65040354
Please, someone fucking tweet this at her.

>>65042162
what a weird projection. this guy is a total cuck and he sucks ass at reviewing anything, what's worth defending here?

Is this the latest Amy Schumer general? For people who hate her you talk about her a whole lot. Almost every single day in fact.

>>65042502
they're just not willing to admit they want to fuck ehr.

>>65043085
You mean
>get raped by her
right?

>>65043085
>everything is about sex

>>65043161
>implying it isn't

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>>65038397
Her logic is unbreakable

>Comedian getting offended at a joke instead of bantering right back
What a disgrace. She probaby slept with his father and thats why shes so defensive

child critics shouldn't exist.

if i wanted to know what kids think about movies/tv/film, i'd go to 4chan.

>>65039314

Their entire self-worth is based on what others, specifically men, think of them.

it's fine for them to pretend that they love being proud whores, but if a man, even a boy, suggests he finds her to be a whore and makes it clear he doesn't like whores, then the woman is hurt.

http://www.laughspin.com/2011/09/20/amy-schumer-on-her-steve-o-ryan-dunn-roast-joke-i-don%E2%80%99t-feel-the-need-to-apologize/

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~nick1982/

Go there, organise a raid on her.

Make it happen. We need to target celebs way more than we're doing.

>>65043489
kill yourself
>>>/b/

>>65043489
Kill yourself.

>>65043506

I actually thought I was on /b/. Hope that won't hurt your feelings too much.

>>65040915
oh look
two rapists
and 1 pedophile

>>65043506
>>65043524

White knights. Enjoy your hands, gentlelords.

>>65038182
How the fuck can you call yourself a comedian and then get upset when someone makes a joke at your expense? Especially since Amy takes part in roasts alot. I would love to see someone like Ricky Gervais or Seinfeld do the same(they never would)

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>>65043585
because they're called comediennes not comedians.

>>65043585

And that's because most men are like these faggots here:

>>65043524
>>65043506

The very idea of attacking a whore makes their dicks shrivel and turn into vaginas.

If you can't put a bitch back in her place, you are no man, and women will smell you a mile away.

Reminder that women need you to be sensible, for with that, there is no hope.

>>65038182
>dat damage control afterwards
He's now a true MSM critic.
Congrats champ.

>>65040092
This already seems like an SNL skit 10 seconds in, I have a new found appreciation for those lame skits with the two joker interviewers and confused guest they do probably 10 times a year.

Amy Schumer is really sensitive about her sexuality for some reason, she jokes about it but you can't call her a slut, hmm maybe a lot of guilt there. Too bad.

>offended by slut joke
>claims attell is her favorite comedian

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>>65043911
>offended by a slut joke ABOUT HER

femininity so fragile

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>>65042167
Sorted.

>>65044053
kek, nice job anon.

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>>65044053

>>65044373

>probably faps with pages of the Bible

>>65038281
>misogyny gets me off
End you'reself

>>65038182
What a cuck.

>>65038182
she's mad the kid is funnier than she is

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>>65044053
>tfw click the X to minimize

>>65038525
>>65038397
>>65038638
>>65039236
See no one wants to have you with these sjw comedians because they just can't anticipate what level of blow back these people will receive over a joke. Because feminist don't want to have fun.

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>>65039236
>SHE WAS LEGITIMATELY OFFENDED

You can keep preaching about equality all you want but there are a separate set of rules for talking to/about women and I am not going to fall into the "equality" trap.

Women are fragile, insecure and thin skinned. They can dish it out but can't take it.

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>>65044053

>>65038182
>Where were you when Lights Camera Jackson REKT Amy Schumer?
And yet he backpedal like the fucking pansy fuck that he is. Weak will faggot pussy.

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>>65044795
Eloquently put.

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>>65043538
Ha!

>>65044680
>LEGITIMATELY
She thought the kid were sweet, anon. Wouldn't you if you found out someone turned out to be like the other one hundred fifty sex craving men wanted to swim in your game? That kid broke Amy's last hope in that men aren't vagina-craving sluts.

>>65038182
Thing is if Channing Tatum (the Archetypal Chad Thundercock) posted this, she'd have no problem with it.

From this mong looking faggot though she was right too. And he apologized right away too. kek.

>>65044795
speak English please

>>65044838
Oh, shit. Toonami's drinking game on /co/ fucked me up, still hung over.

>>65045004
>>65044838
*I mean look at that guy, if he had tweeted he slept with you, would you take that joke from a faggot looking mong?
FIXED.

>>65039746
Shut up you redditLettermedia cocksucker.

>>65045036
STAY THE FUCK IN /co/.

>>65045207
so so so so angry

>>65039236
Well at least he got a pat on the head and some good boy points for owning up and doing the right thing.

>>65041961
me too

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>>65039236
Chalk another one up for the fiminist movement!!

>>65039881
my real dad or my moms husband?

>>65038182
>Entire comedic routine is about her sex life
>Some random kid makes a joke about her sex life
>She and her white knight brigade attacks him him until he apologizes
Well done.

>>65042167
>>65044053
Looks like something from Ron Howard's Grinch movie

>>65045414
3rd wave feminism at it's finest.

It's real cute to consider that this is the fucking woman who made a joke about Ryan Dunn's death to Steve-O's face just a few months after the accident, and then expected people not to shit on her because "it's just a roast, lighten up!"

>>65038182
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbFB-N5qUjg
>on DVD
A bunch of them are on blu-ray. I thought his reviews were bad enough, but fuck him.

>>65045692
This. She's an insult comic who specializes in low brow sexual comedy, how thin skinned must she be that such a tame joke rattles her?

>>65038182
>IF YOU LIKED INCEPTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS

>>65041293
The exaggeration was inaccurate, though. She didn't think it was the worst insult ever, she just let him know she didn't appreciate it.

>>65039314
>>65043416
You should have seen the quartet of girls I knew in high school. The bants would bake you blush.

>girl returns from the bathroom
>"so how many dicks have you sucked on the way here, slut?"

Have we just entered the Lights Camera Jackson renaissance?

>>65047541
yes, /ck/ has their manchild posterboy and we must have our own

>>65047721
Who is /ck/'s?

>>65047761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI
review brah.
i'm pretty sure it was misc that discovered him first and then spread elsewhere but who knows, it's become mostly /ck/'s because of all the food.
the guy's a goof that can't even say a joke without already smirking, but it's cozy.

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>>65046062
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GUY EVER GOING TO GET LAID?

>>65048027
Either it's not going to happen or she won't have much choice... if you catch my drift.

https://twitter.com/jokeocracy/status/689236102746603520

i hope she flips out

>>65038182
> Amy Schumer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

itt triggered virgins

>>65046267
Shes a woman. Theyll slap punch and scratch, but the second you shove her face into the mattress she starts to cry

>>65038747

>I wouldn't consider the two and a half strokes a night @LCJReviews.

>^)

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Nothing, NOTHING makes me more upset than this big piece of disgusting rotten flesh and lard, how is she successful? Who finds this shit funny? Who is so fucking thirsty for that third wave feminist pussy that they give her attention and money? I look at a picture of her and feel fucking furious.

>>65047855
Based Review Brah.

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>>65048940
well gee i don't know brah...
if only kaitlin olson was jewish though, i'd better understand the countless endorsements

>>65040354
I'm really seeing a resemblance to Porky Pig there

>>65040354
No, she is throwing around pretty big words calling it comedy, she souldn't get all offended by a joke that she makes constantly. It makes her a hypocrite and it makes her an unresponsible little fucktard.
I wonder how much longer she remains here to taint the world with her lard.

>>65049492
Meant for
>>65039477