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>>65032364
Yea im alright, yeah.
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>>65032388
[sigh] it's just.. ya' know..
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>Why don't you like socks?
>They cut off your freedom.
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>>65032388

tell that to kanjiklub
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>>65033113
they really fuckin do though
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I have an IQ of 83 and no skills.
I am a millionaire by pure luck.
I don't even have the brains to appreciate that.

This is Karl's only real fault. Still slightly fascist despite having a career he never pursued.
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>>65033591
This only makes me respect him even more.
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>>65033113
>>65033497
>>65033507
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>>65033630
way to ruin the thread you fucking reddit cunts
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>>65033591

Karl's a millionaire?
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>>65034419
absolutely.

>Sky 1 deal for two seasons of show
>gets royalties from his, Ricky and Stevens production company that do all Karl's shows and billed as executive producer on them all.
>Royalties from Ricky Gervais show, DVDs etc. As well as his own.
>money from his multiple books
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>>65034895
and all that is extra from being a millionaire. I think he already made 1mil+ from An Idiot Abroad s1.
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>Turns out they've got this uh... John Boyega to play a stormtrooper or sum'in--

>Right, go on...

>I 'eard his name though and thought... 'ang on. So I looked it up on me phone, ya know, cause I browse it sometimes sorta' mindlessly. Turns out: Little nigger fella. Abrams sez he's there for quotas an' that.

>No, alright, don't talk shit, you're full of shit.

>No I looked it up, it's real! Why are you doubtin' me? You're always doubtin' me, look I'll show you, here he is-

>HAHAHAHAH KARL YOU MANC TWAT THAT'S A FUCKING GORILLA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT'D BE A MAIN CHARACTER IN A MOVIE? OOOOOOOOOOOHH GOD...
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>>65035052
holy shit
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>>65035052
ok i laughed
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Guy has the weirdest orgasms but I appreciate his skills.
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>>65035052
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DOIN ME EAD IN
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>>65034419

yea nah
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is an idiot abroad good to watch?
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>>65035805
yeah it's like watching someone with autism out of their comfort zone x100. Karl's hilarious too.
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>>65035052
amazing
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Apparently... right... there's this channel on the internet.
>I think you misunderstood something.
No, really, it's, there's a channel 4 on the internet. They have kids, and television, and animals.
>Is this a monkey news? Should we play the-- play the intro, do it.
>AWWWWWW CHIMPANZEE THAT HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN
Alright? They show this bloke, from the batman films, and he's knockin' about on a plane... and they say he's a big guy. I think he sounds like... he sounds like the guy who played James Bond.
>Of course.
Now I wouldn't say he's a big guy, I'm probably... I would say I'm probably the same size as him.
>Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
>I've no idea what he's on about. A plane in the batman film? Do you mean the third one, with Tom Hardy?
Yeah, he's got a mask on, and he's--
>Karl, what the fuck are you on about, there's a channel on the internet that shows Tom Hardy on the plane in Batman over and over?
>That's a good movie.
>I thought it was shit.
They say he's a big guy. And then it's, for you.
>What?
For... for you.
>Don't talk shit, Karl. I swear to god that was the most useless waste of time we've ever had on this show.
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>>65035805
His own casting videos are better
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>>65035999
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He can make you rage though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWs0ujLrGl0
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Post your Karls
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innit
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>>65036295

/v/ made some good karls
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>>65036548
ahahaha
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>>65036548
Nice
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>>65036363
def_init_(self):
self.name = "Karl"
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I've only recently gotten into this guy's work.
I watched An Idiot Abroad about a year ago, but just recently started on the podcasts and they're a fucking treat.
I'm also listening to the XFM shows while idly playing vidya.
Is there anything else he's done I should know about?

Also is this guy for real?
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Turns out....little banefella


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVOv5eK4c1o
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>>65036954
>If I pull that off, will you die?
>Uhm...dunno
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>>65036934

yeah he's for real, i've met him before. really wanted to squeeze his head

>it's a "wet knee Houston" episode
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>>65037307
S'all about the feel of battle, innit?
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>>65035052
play a record, karl
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>It's a Lanze-grotty episode
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>>65035052
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE OBLITERATED
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>>65035052
>tfw this is real
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>>65039318
It could be...if they still did podcasts together :,(
Nowadays Ricky pretends Karl and the Merch don't exist.
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>>65035052
lmbo
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>>65036548
Pottery
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>>65035999
fucking spilt my coffee on my wife's son. 10/10
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>>65036548
Can someone do a tarantino one pls

ricky would be tarantino of course
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>>65035052

>OOH CHIMPAZEE THAT MONKEY NEWS
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invalid
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>>65039831
>hey vsauce michael here
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>>65039831
He reminds me a lot of a guy I saw in some movie, what was that...
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>>65036295
What is he looking at
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>>65039365
Why won't there be any more podcasts exactly?
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>>65040035
Literally anything.
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>>65035894
DEAD
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>>65040093
Your guess is as good as mine.
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>>65032364

heard u were talking shit about me like i wouldnt find out
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>>65040183
Found it
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/23/karl-pilkington-wont-be-reuniting-with-ricky-gervais-or-acting-ever-again-5521332/
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MFW my mates say i look like Karl and i've got a head like a fucking orange
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>>65040273
JUST
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>it's a Karl rips into trannies while Ricky defends them episode
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https://youtu.be/Xl9kWE-7aGU?t=113
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>>65035052
This is fucking horrendous and I can't believe you felt it worth posting on the Internet

Karl would never say 'mindlessly' it has too many syllables.
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skewl
infant skewl
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>>65039572
Hair of a Chinaman
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>>65039831
>It's the mammal with the... sort of... pointiest eyes... Steve
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>it's a Karl sees auntie Nora's fanny under her kaftan episode
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>>65040035
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>>65035805
yeah

favourite moment is when he visits the Chinese midget city
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>>65034895
I'm still dissapointed the Ricky Gervais show didn't made (so far as I know) any merchandise. i would have love to have a cartoon Karl figurine to put on my desk.
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>>65040035
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It's a shame these three don't do anything together anymore, I guess Ricky's head finally found its way all the way up his arse and can't get out.

The very early XFM shows are the best without a doubt, when they didn't repeat the same opinions over and over.
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>>65041179
>suddenly she's overtaken by a little fella on a tricycle
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Does Karl ever actually have sex, I can't imagine it. Does Suzanne even exist, how the fuck could a man like Karl ever agree to a relationship or show affection?
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>>65035999
underbasted roast
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>>65041305
m8 he gave her an industrial sized box of condoms for christmas
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>>65032364
I saw a few bits of the show where they send him across the world. It's not funny, he's miserable, i'd hate to do that stuff.
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>>65035052
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i know you're just 16 but looking all of 21. that's because the chinese look older
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>>65041305
gingerly and with great reluctance
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>>65041651
>apologies to all our chinese listeners that wear those little wooden shoes
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FUCK YES! A Karl Pilkington Thread!

Post your rare Pilkingtons.
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>>65032364
>galileo! dont talk to me about SCIENCE pleeeee-heee-heee-hease maaaake us teeeeeelevision
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>>65043088
my NEIGHBOR had A HORSSSSE in A HOUUUUUSE
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>>65040861
>Oh here he comes, he's 'aving a go now.
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>>65043088
you never see, an old maan~ eat-ing- MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSS bar bar bar!
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>BOSWELLOX
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>i reckon we'll blend.... all our food
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>>65043425
>come up with a new word, right now
>Scrimpton
>..............
>Karl is BTFO
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>>65043613
>sodium, that sounds like an ingredient
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>Big Mother. call in, if your mam's heavy you win a CD.
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>>65041305

dave hill haircut = check
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>>65040454
>it's a Karl dresses up as a tranny and is actually kinda fuckable episode
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>>65043966
nah
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>>65043904
If only we could see if she was wearing those little grey gloves he bought her one christmas.
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>>65035052
schlockbuster time

>the numbers after 3 have just finished with their nap

>initials are T, F, and A
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>>65043613
membdlent
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>>65040035
Warwick Davis
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They Fell Asleep?, ive always been shit at this..
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>>65041305
he did say on a podcast, one time is enough. "get it out the way, it's nowt special" or something about when in a relationship. he probably enjoys a cheeky blow job.
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>>65044265
the fours awaken
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>>65044341
>i dont think it would bother me now
>been there done that
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>>65044265

Holy shit Ive never seen this poster thats amazing
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>karl will never do a weekly solo podcast
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>>65044390
haha that's the one!
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>>65044348
thats it, play a record.
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>mfw I still have yet to watch the moaning of life 2
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>>65044630
I can't find his stuff anywhere to torrent anymore

I thought idiot abroad 1-3 and moaning 1-2 would be up on some 720p master collection
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>>65045169
is that private?
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What is the first episode of the XFM shows with Karl joining in?
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>>65044987
>>65045169
I'll just buy it on blu ray.

dont judge me, I like to buy things I really enjoy
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>>65045374
pretty much straight away from season 1, episode 3 or 4 maybe. They don't really base the whole show around him until the second season though
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>>65045442
Thanks, just started with episode 1 and was curious.
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>>65045428
Karl needs the money for a new boiler anyway.

And obviously Murdoch needs his cut too.
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>>65045169
>all those different formats

talk about autism
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does karl have any kids?
he should
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>>65045477
kek
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>>65045492
Not until he's finished with that industrial sized box of condoms. He and Suzanne are probably still working through them.
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>>65044008
SMIREEE
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>>65035999
Wrong jingle. That's the Karl's Diary one. You want
>OHHH CHIMPANZEE THAT, MONKEY NEWS!
8/10 gr8 post
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>>65045486
>not watching karl in krystal-klear 1080p
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>it's a Karl having a go at Steve episode
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>>65045932
>it's a karl can't be doin' with robin and his tiny thumbs episode
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>>65045996
>alright im goin
>i said is he gonna be here, you know i dont like him
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>>65035690
The guy's still done quite well for himself, even if it's like winning the lottery for idiots.

>>65035805
Imagine RoonRoon or TayTay being chased around with a stick or being forced to stay in the most ghetto/extreme culture clashing shitty hotels. He literally stayed in a cave, and I don't think that was even the worst.

It really is funny, though. He's a special kind of idiot that just happens to say/do the funniest things, and reacts in absurd and hilarious ways.

I didn't even try it until late last year because I've never really liked Ricky. I think I caught a rerun late at night and ended up marathoning the whole series like a goddamn basement dweller.
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>>65045169
>>65045227
so it is private or are you just dick waving?

I want to watch karl
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>>65045996
>>65046097
>karl disliking a human being other than Steve

where can I listen to this
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>>65046097
Is Karl secretly a massive cunt?


Turning down voiceover work for Steve was another slip of the facade.
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>>65046236
>YOU OWED ME 50p!
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>it's a Steve has a go at Karl's long-time girlfriend episode
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>>65046202
It's private. They're all on IPT which is the easiest private tracker to get into.

>>>/g/52494024

>>65046215
http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=26_April_2003/Transcript#There.27s_No_Thread_To_Them

>Ricky: Oh, the other night, right, he’s got a thing about Robin, my mate Robin, right, who’s a lovely bloke, right, he’s going “I,I can’t be handling him he talks too much, he talks…”. You know Robin sort of goes bleleerrrerrrrrrrrrerrrrrr and he talks really fast and he’s, he’s sort of riffing all the time and that, goes “It does me head in. Why’s he talking like that?” And, um, er, I said, er, Karl’s out for a drink, I went er, he went “Robin’s not going to be there is he?” I went “No.” And I was there with erm, Johnny and um, I’d set him up, I knew Robin was going to be there. Robin comes in, sits down and goes “Hi.”; I go “Alright?” Karl goes “Right I’m going.” And I, Robin sort of looks at him, I went “Oh, don’t be stupid”, he went “No.”, and this is in front of Robin, who’s confused, Karl goes, points at him, put finger, goes “I said was he gonna be here, er, you know I don’t like him.”
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>>65046314
>its a steve is thinking about buying her presents himself next year because karl brought home 80 condoms wrapped in wallpaper
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>>65046362
>it's a there's a bloke 10 feet underground, pulling women through a tube, and steve can't get a date episode
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>>65046441
>its a steve goes to south america for his holidays podcast
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>>65046494
>it's a bloke shits himself on the train platform, goes into a shop asks for an unspecified product in an unspecified size, gets on a train, throws his shitty trousers out of the window, opens the shopping bag and ITS A JACKET episode
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>>65035052
>Turns out: Little nigger fella
If anyone can make a good impression, please please vocaroo this
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>>65046637
dont think ive come across that one, whats it from? bowel movement news?
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>>65046215
https://youtu.be/Zq9m8DzRUtc?t=30m09s
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>>65045932
'aving
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Turns out

little monkey fella
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>>65045996
what autist changed his mouth
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>>65046742
meant for
>>65045932
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>man moths?
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>>65046674
http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php/27_April_2002/Transcript#Brains_In_A_Bag_Curry_Microwave_Head_Story

https://youtu.be/By_k1LvDw6s?t=32m23s

The story before is great too.
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>>65046890
oh there it is, its series 1. dont listen to those, all the recordings have karl almost on mute and ricky and steve blaring into my ears.
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>>65043218
.... Steve Merchant is the Arkham-verse Riddler!
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>>65046978
By this episode (22), the levels are a bit better, but yeah early on they're terrible. I always wondered if anyone with any audio expertise to remaster them a bit (just limiting, compression, and bit of eq) to make them sound a bit more coherent. Even the podcasts are bad at points. Really a tin-pot operation they had.
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>>65046890
>boils her brain
i would not be surprised if this actually happened.
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>>65044341
lol i think the same, am i autistic?
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>>65046494
>it's a Steve says "have you learnt anything from this, maybe that, i dunno, that you're a bit gullible!?" followed by an awkward silence episode
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>>65035690
>shitty website is proof
Ricky said Karl is a millionaire
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Would you guys drink your own piss and wash yourself in it?

https://u.pomf.is/qlvipz.webm
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>>65035690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cDBRjipYM#t=48s
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