im super fucking excited
sorry i didnt post star wars like you love
found the guy obsessed with reddit
maybe their doing what the first game did and make your ancestor look like you while youre in the animus reliving their memories
calm down dude we dont know yet
and if you played the game you would know that the first animus didnt render your ancestors face it rendered yours
I played up to 3. No excuse. This shit is Jake Gyllenhaal Prince of Persia all over again.
Michael Fassbender plays twin roles as the 15th-century Spanish Assassin Aguilar
and as Aguilar’s modern-day descendant Callum Lynch
looks like hes on death row and subject to an experiment as a means of a way out
this is going to be fucking awesome
HAVE FUN AGAINST ROGUE ONE VIDEOGAME FUCKING SHITS
you sound like the kind of faggot that does things just to say you did them and then complain about those things without ever taking the time to appreciate what those things might be trying to say
you sound like the kind of person whos a giant whiney faggot who just likes to be contrarian and thats the only reason you take the time to watch movies and play video games, not for actually enjoyment
the only enjoyment you get out of things like that is when you pick them apart trying to upset people who actually do enjoy them
>there will never be a movie about the true assassins that ubishit based their games off before going full retard
>we will never see the mindgames played between the "Old man of the Mountain" and the syrian cell of the assassins sect against Saladin and his saracens
t-thanks video games
i wasn't until i saw this movie is being made by people responsible for recent Macbeth, which i adore.
there is hope for this asscreed shitfest to at least be decent, and gorgeously shot.
>ass creed fan calling someone a kid
you mean a movie about getting teenager shitskins high as fuck off a mix of opium and hash and then getting them laid, lying and making them think their in heaven part of gods army and killing without a second thought?
stop fucking whining and get on that
You're also fucking gay. This will beat the shit out of this vidya game movie.
>implying Rogue isn't the true GOAT
You get to play as one of the good guys for the first time. What's not to like?
It's not, bait. That picture is you, and Warcraft is going to be good fuck off little man.
>People who know me on here know what I look like
>People who know me on here
hahahaha what a faggot
>talks about projecting
>tries really hard to prove himself not to be a fat loser
>"People who know me on here know what I look like"
wasted double dubs on a fa/tv/irgin who fucking "lost composure"
>I'm usually in horror threads
It's hilarious how you /v/irgins try to take over /tv/ with your Assasins Creed bullshit and talk shit on something actually good.
>unironicly saying horror is actually good
hah look at this faggot
>i guess they'll keep going as long as they make money
>what does star wars have to do with this anyway
"idk, how many more star wars movies are they going to milk out?"
>they'll keep going as long as they make money
you just answered your own question, retard
As long as it not as boring and dry and hopeless as the games are then i'm excited.
And the story better not be as retarded as the games are.
And there better not be any one liners or quips throughout the whole movie.
Then I'm excited.
How the hell are they going to fit all the story from both the present and the past in a single movie? It needs to be at least, 3 hour and a half long...You just know that Ubisoft will chicken out and make a 2 hour mindless, braindead action movie like all the Resident Evil so far (except for the first one which is legit good)
Why is he always fucking smiling? Bothered the shit out of me in Vikings. It's like the motherfucker smiles no matter what emotion he's having.
And he's not even bad. He's been convincingly upset with that same weirdass smile on his face.
i was a prequelbabby so i can hardly call it my childhood franchise. some great video games came out of those movies though. but yeah they should've definitely stopped with the OT
>tfw you were a Fassbender fan long before le ebin cuckatino breakout role but now he's starting to take stupid video game and capeshit roles and you're starting to doubt his artistic integrity
why didnt you just say that you faggot
and you call me a stupid fuck while saying things like "prequelbaby"
It's Star Wars. Abrams could literally shit on the camera and it would make that much. The fact is that films with black protagonists consistently underperform compared to those with white protagonists, and it gets even worse when their race isn't literally central to the character and plot.
It would be better if they used pic related as source material rather than some shitty videogame. It's a shame because the Hashashins are a very interesting group in terms of history and philosophy.
>movie set in the middle east
>cast a bunch of pasty white people
why is this allowed?
they never said where its set you dumb faggot
youre just making assumptions trying to be a sjw about white washing hollywood
the assassin is from spain
you would know this if you took the time to read the thread instead of shit posting
you can pretty much assume its going to be set in the mediterranean but no one from the middle east has been cast in the movie becuase idk maybe its not set in the middle east you retard
Nigga there's three crosses on just that etched hill with GABRIEL written under it.
Not counting the other crosses we've got the holy grail, jesus fish, dollar sign with "Iesus Hominum Salvator" written under it, "Matthew 14:3" ( Now Herod had arrested John and bound him and put him in prison because of Herodias, his brother Philip’s wife), a snake next to an upside-down cross, an all-seeing eye, and probably some other shit I didn't pick up on.
If it had just been crosses or the bible verse I'd just assume some religious criminal had been hanging out in there previously.
if you ever want to get your point across and have people take you seriously, if you ever want to change peoples opinions and minds while listening to you.. dont star the conversation with the word "nigga" lol
>giving a shit about being taken seriously
top kek mate. There wasn't even any point put across in the post. Just a list of the biblical and masonic references on the wall.
the point you were trying to make was the they over did it with the symbols in the prison cell
damn dude you are fucking retarded
and if you didnt care whether or not you were being heard than why did you feel the need to respond with a list of the biblical and masonic references?
nigger you are a stupid faggot, you understand that with your tiny little brain?
you get that?
>"dont start the conversation with the word "nigga""
>didnt start my post with the word nigga
Do you know how to read and comprehend what youve read? do you have cognitive disabilities? i said nigger because its the only way i could get you to understand how stupid you are
Are you under the impression that richfags walked around in worn clothing back then or something?
If anything I'm bothered by movies set in historical times and they're in a modern castle-ruin or the aged mansion. Like King Louis wouldn't employ some peasant to scrub his garden-pieces free from lichen.
That is literally the entire point of AC.
People who complain about the contemporary aspect of the AC series absolutely astound me with their retardation.
If you want a period piece there is no shortage of those around.
Just go watch kingdom of heaven instead.
yes that actually happens
>If anything I'm bothered by movies set in historical times and they're in a modern castle-ruin or the aged mansion. Like King Louis wouldn't employ some peasant to scrub his garden-pieces free from lichen.
Ha. Yeah. If it is supposed to be set around the time the castle was built, why does it look like it's been in ruins for hundreds of years.
Sometimes they do frame shots to have sections that aren't falling apart. It's not like they were all that warm and welcoming even when they were new. Yet some lazy products have wide shots that clearly show centuries of disarray in what is supposed to be a relatively new castle.
>I absolutely hate it when material looks brand new in movies like this.
Well, it depends on the story. Have they been wearing these Assassins robes for years or are they wearing newly sewn garments in the story?
im so butthurt, anon
can you shut the fuck up now since you wont the internet fight? p-puh-please?
they must be stopped
they cant keep getting away with this
2 > Black Flag > Brotherhood > 1 > 3 = Revelations > Syndicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Unity
Haven't played the smaller ones though I'm miffed that they wasted India as being a handheld game, I felt it was deserving of a mainline game
Highbrow answer: Something's lost in the transition of being unable to control the characters and therefore feeling disconnected and less involved in caring about them on screen
Lowbrow answer because it would require them to leave the house
For the most part I agree but Black Flag is equal to Brotherhood and Syndicate is better than one, my only gripe with Syndicate was the combat. Also revelations os better than one too but there's a power Gap between them so like
2> BF=BH> Syndicate>>>>>>>> Revelations>>> 1>>> 3>>>> shit>>>>>>>>Unity
Patrician Assassins Creed Game Rankings:
1. AC 4 Black Flag
2. AC 2
3. AC: Syndicate
4. AC: Brotherhood
5. AC: Revelations
6. AC 3
7. AC 1
8. AC: Unity
Haven't played Rogue but a lot of people say it's great.
ill make every effort to distance myself not only from the cynical contrarians of this site but the giant bleeding faggot assholes like yourself
Then I have a far more pragmatic option for you.
Actually leave and go back to reddit, fuccboi.
Posting anything on here automatically associates you with 4chan and all the shit that comes with it. If you can't handle that, feel free to pretend that you're edgy and hardcore somewhere else.
>go back to reddit
looky here fa/tv/irgin
Hating Reddit is one of the biggest 4chan memes of all time, this is because while every meme ever created is shared amongst the internet community, even people on Twitter and Tumblr know who Pepe the Frog is and lots of other things but hating Reddit is the only 4chan exclusive meme and fundamentally has roots in the 4chan origin being that 4chan is full of socially awkward losers and the impression that Reddit is full of charming and successful men of the world.
oh noes im le reddit cuz some faggot said i was
wow man you made my head hurt you are so obviously somebody born after 95
your trying to win an arguement by beeing incoherent, youre not making sense
something only a juvenile mind would do
keep shit posting you giant faggot
have fun talking to yourself