Who here has siblings or nephews/nieces who do nothing but w

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>>65024840

>>65024840

My wife's sons are on their iPads all the time. I try to get them doing something more productive but they never listen to me.

>Disney Cars for Kids 1 week ago

>Wow! Playdoh Ice cream is so delicious! My Kids love you video so much! Very Nice! Thank Surprise Eggs unboxing toys so much!
>️️️️️⭐️️️️️️️️️️

>>65024840
Holy shit, thats not a fake image.
Jesus Christ.

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>>65024879
>My wife's sons
>wife's sons

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcynJ6rw9k

>have nephew
>when he actually plays with toys instead of watching this shit he pretends to be one of the people in these videos
>talks about the properties of the toy as if he were on a youtube video and namedrops shit like ebay

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>>65024840
>53:43 long
>691,022,789 views
>2,222,504 subscribers

>>65024840
How the fuck does that have 600 million views?

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>>65024840
This has to be some kind of retarded foreign scam. I just can't fathom the amount of autism it would take for that kind of shit to be at over half a billion views.

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>>65024954

madness

>>65025034
>>65025032
>>65025009
>>65024907
It is a scam.

People realized that Youtube views could be faked when Gangnam Style reached a billion views.

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>>65024954
>getting that excited over shitty, filth covered pieces of plastic

Why does this crap have so many views?
Fucking autism I swear to god!

>>65025034
>retarded foreign scam

Oh, like these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTfFvnQIeqQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PolcuLN6Q6o

https://youtu.be/CJmjLnJzWU8?t=25m43s

There are 260,000 results for "spiderman wheels on the bus" by the way

My nephew do. He's now 13, when he was a kid he loved cartoons, sci-fi movies, playing videogames, now all he do is watching people playing videogames for him, watching terrible yt comedians reviewing movies he don't even care to watch, sometimes this reviews are longer than the movie itself, I don't know what's the fucking deal in watching people do the fun stuff, it's like watching people having sex, who could possibly have interest in?

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>>65024954
that video
>projectile vomit.png

>>65025086
how is it a scam? whats the trick?

>>65025121
Guess which one of those I clicked on.

>>65024907
I didn't even look at the views the first time I opened the image

holy shit

>>65025180
You post links it all over the place and then people watch it. Totally bogus.

>>65025180
There's companies out there you can pay to increase your views. Type "buy Youtube views" into google. This playdoh video must be a decent company to not get caught.

Same way people make millions of fake twitter and facebook accounts to follow businesses.

>>65025101
they're just whoring themselves to their target demographic - retarded kiddies

this is what little kids like and it's pretty easy money for the people cranking out these garbage videos

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>see niece watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gL5K4mjG5o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHSFpGBFGHY

>>65025171
>Watching people have sex
Your nephew might grow up to be a cuck

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

WE SHOULD GET ON THIS SCAM

FUCK IT IM STARTING MY OWN YT TOY REVIEWING CHANNEL

GONNA BE DROWNING IN YOUTUBE CASH

>>65025236
>>65025180
Also see
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2254181/YouTube-wipes-billions-video-views-finding-faked-music-industry.html

Nothing new

>>65025236
ah okay, are those people in the comments just bots and stuff too? that'd make sense if they were, most of them are just gibberish

While there are some significant downsides to the overuse of iPad and tablets, kids who are growing up with them now will probably have a more intuitive understanding of technology when they are adults. This is especially true if their school boards use tablets to teach visual computer coding.

>>65025284
that and literal babies smashing their keypads

>>65025284
They're kids mostly. Aspie.

Wanna see a real mind fuck?

Look at the comments on the vid.

It's what I imagine robots slowly trying to gain sentience would write.

>>65025284
>are those people in the comments just bots and stuff too?

Most of them, probably.

I remember seeing a forum linked to /v/ that had hundreds of fake accounts posting tons of threads and posts so that the owner could get advertising money.

Apparently, the bots would go to other gaming forums and copy their threads/messages so the fake threads looked legit and looked like they had actually discussion, but it was all fake. I imagine something similar is probably done with youtube.

>>65024840
my nieces love this shit it's ridiculous

>>65025329
that's what 4chan is

>>65025341
ice cream? i love ice cream!

Guys
The chick in OP used to be a pretty hot BR pornstar that left bangbros early 04 iirc

>>65024840
i do, its fucking disturbing

>>65025329
Speaking of that

http://sheekyforums.com/section/television-and-film

>>65025299
>using streamlined Apple devices purely for content consumption
>intuitive understanding of technology

You're probably not wrong, but I'd be willing to bet that kids who grew up with IBMs and computer towers would have a much better understanding of computers

what the shitting fuck is going on

>>65025329
yeah 4chan was flooded pretty heavily with that kind of shit before captcha. Now people like OP just get paid to shill shit

>>65025329
I forget what it's called but there's a site that will rip 4chan threads word for word. You'll find it sometimes if you google the contents of a post.

>>65024879
>>65024943
le cuck maymay so fanny xD

>>65025309
South Park was right, if anyone's gonna crack AI it'll be the advertisers.

>>65025397
>I'd be willing to bet that kids who grew up with IBMs and computer towers would have a much better understanding of computers

Probably not

95% people you meet that would be described as "good with computers" just know how to get windows to do what they want and know how to google the right keywords

>>65025309
Exactly. Holy fuck. That's some shit.

>>65025406
I've seen that one, it looks like a legit forum too so all our posts have weird ass profiles with avatars and everything. Kinda spooky, tbph.

WOW...........THANK YOU FOR POSTING......GR8 VIDEO MY DAUGHTER LOVES THESE........WE HAVE TO GET RID OF KENYAN OBUMMER.............AWAITING THE NEXT ONE.........

>>65025442
Sure, but its going to be worse with kids growing up on iPads and using it purely for YouTube and Five Nights at Freddys.

>it's a /tv/ realize kids also watch youtube episode

they're like one of the major niches on this website. why do you think there are so many minecraft channels?

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>>65025253
>there's "challenge" videos on youtube where people bait little girls into doing seemingly innocent things for new fap material

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>>65025507
Those are just allegations

>>65025121
The Spiderman video is 10/10 cinema

>₩¥€€》|£×`=£¥£££¥£~<×׿[=££

Fucking truer words have never been spoken.

>>65025299
I have to disagree, at least from my persepective, technology got dumbed down and users with it, I teach in a class of 21 12yo and almost no one knows what the extension of a file is, when I asked "Do you use internet?" half of them replied "Nah, I use YT, whatsapp and Ask"

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>>65025536
Is Dirty Dan behind the infamous "sock challenge"?

>>65025121
there are hundreds of these vidoes, exact same song,, ripping off spiderman, incredibles, etc. Why? for what purpose? what do they gain?

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>>65025507
>>65025536

>Children attracted to touchscreens over movies or even standard video games
>They live vicariously through devices browsing sites like youtube
>When they want to play they browse these types of videos
>This is basically normal for most youth
Next gen is gonna be so fucked up

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>>65025562
He's innocent

>>65025571
Probably made by sweatshop Chinese animators

>>65025561
To play devil's advocate here, what do you think the percent 10-15~ years ago would be?

I can remember some kids and folks just really not being "internet" people. They might have used it a bit, but just to get what they needed done.

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>>65025588
>>65025583

the comments give me the heeby jeebies. it's like first finding that forum completely populated by bots. that's some shit pham

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>>65025392
Check this shit out:
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/65024840/television-and-film/who-here-has-siblings-or-nephews-nieces-who-do.html

>>65025363
citation needed

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>>65024954

why does it feel so alien to watch

Yeah my niece does that all the time.

She could watch those videos for 6 hours straight.

She's 5.

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>>65024840
I have the same. I didn't realise it was a thing but the number of videos always surprised me. It's like an endless stream of people opening surprise eggs.

The next generation is going to be consumer as fuck.

>>65025638
Lemme double post to see if they log IPs.

>>65024840
Nigga is making fucking bank. All those childrens channels have millions of views even just for writing a song counting to 10.

>>65025638
I wonder if Sheeky Forums filters to 4chan

>>65024840

>Two year old nephew got an ipad for Christmas

We're fucked as a species aren't we?

>>65025732
Done

>>65024954
This is what feeling old feels like, right?

I'm 23, but this, fuck man, I don't get this.

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>>65025638
FUCK

>>65024954
how do you speak like this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc01QxMZn0

>this is a kids channel

also check out the comments
it's like an AI that went crazy and started trying to poison the younglings' minds

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>virtual toy playing

well, i jerk it to porn everyday so i cant talk

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>>65025638
Kek, my first post's handle is cum2soon. How did they know?

>>65025638
how often does it scrape threads?

Throwing my little brother's iPad away desu.

>>65024954
Help me pham, this video is hypnotizing and I'm being sucked into its comfiness!!!

>>65025798
seems like a poo in loo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm3a0j3uCpM

A TWO HOUR CARTOON ABOUT A RED BICYCLE BUT NOT JUST ONE VIDEO AND A WHOLE CHANNEL ABOUT A RED SHAPESHIFTER

Who makes these?

>>65025798
JUST

>>65025798
HELP US SAVE US FLOOP IS A MADMAN

>>65024840
>an entire hour of goofy public domain music and anonymous silent hands making playdoh shit
>over half a billion fucking views

But why? Is it some kind of laundering scheme? Why spend money on more views for this?

>>65025798
jesus h christ why

this is worse than don't hug me I'm scared. the fucker even responds in the comments

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search for johnny johnny on the /co/ archives, they have threads with these dumb kid videos all the time

shout out to humpty dumpty at the dippity doo club may you go fuckself

t. father of 3 yr old

>>65025893
>Van Merwyk Media

The Dutch menace strikes again

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>>65025638

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oh shit you guys haven't posted the best one yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY

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>>65025638
So they literally take all posts from recent 4chan threads and replace the word 4chan and whatnot into sheeky forums? This is kinda spooky and not sure if legal

>>65024840
My 3 year old nephew is patrician he watches this top cunny daily: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsGDSCIPfx4

He also watches a fuck ton of the "giant egg surprise opening" videos. It's amazing, there's a whole youtube genre fuelled by toy companies giving parents their latest toys to upload videos of their kids playing with them, and some of those videos get 30 million viewers. This video alone has over 100 million views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpihaxesM8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpqttuNfWYo
Oh my god...

>>65025798
>Tyrannosaur: Long live and prosper to you, to, Satan.
>Hey Kids: Hail AI!!!

That's some spooky ass shit right there.

>>65026060
>Children song name + every single character kids love

i guess thats an easy way to get 10+ million views

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>>65025638
>Some spic who made the site for free ad rev money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13Dhnbztdk

>the stock sound kid laughter

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>>65026044
>everything passed 3:30

>>65026067
Okay that "Who's watching this in DECEMBER?" guy is in that video, and OP's.

God that's fucking creepy.

>>65026094
now this

THIS

T H I S

is autism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyUFOI4H9o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OufZhoxXYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SFAIVC1qOg
and finally the crowning achievement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfzB_glFbqI

>>65024954
>when she got to the celery with the drawn on face
holy shit i keked

please help me

>>65026152
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy-kK-D_kQiW9OHBrqvsQPw

His fucking channel is one of those weird toy reviewing things too. In fact, these comment sections are always chalk full of toy reviewers.

>Everyone died and we're all in hell
>This is hell or some form of it

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What if everyone in this thread is a bot....

.... and I'm the only real person?

>>65026044
10/10

>>65024954
If I ever have kids I'm not letting them use the computer until they're at least 12. Fuck that. Fortunately no woman will ever let me touch them.

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>>65026094
What causes somebody, when given the choice to commit suicide or make a video like this, to make the video?

>>65026203

These videos are essentially a "Let's Play" video game upload, but targeted at children with physical toys. This is further proof that video games are a pre-adolescent hobby and can never be considered art.

>>65024840

>This bullshit has nearly 700 million views
>My own short film doesn't even have 200 views

J U S T
U
S
T

>>65026263
>This is further proof that video games are a pre-adolescent hobby and can never be considered art.

I unironically agree with this

>>65026289
>>65026263
Doesn't have to be art to be _____fun

>>65024954

this is exactly like the south park episode

am i fucking hallucinating this garbage

>>65024954
any pics of her?

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>>65024840

I love videos like this tbqh. They're soothing in an autistic kind of way.

>>65026263
>literal video game art exhibits exist

Deny all you want, but facts are facts.

>>65026174
I guess these are the videos lazy preschool teachers and Indian English language learners like to put on

>children watch other people play with toys instead of playing with toys
>teens watch other play video games instead of playing video games
>manchildren on /tv/ watch people talk about movies instead of talking about movies
Why? Someone explain this phenomenon to me please. I don't give me that "lel it's just like when people watch NFL XD." People watch NFL because they themselves are incapable at playing at that high of a caliber. Not true for the amateur film critics who barely know more about movies than the average joe

>>65024954

I like to take every youtube let's play douchefag and stuck them in some remote place where the only thing they hear is each others annoying mumbling autistic voices and they slowly realize how retarded they actually sound to normal human beings.

>the gaming beaver

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>>65026357

>>65026424
>person on 4chan likes to post on 4chan instead of creating 4chan
Why?

>>65026390
just look up various asmr whores instead of fucking videos aimed at 1-3 years old

>>65026424
"seize the day" - man on 4chan

>>65026174
>Rabbit and Teddy meet Humpty Dumpty Diaperman
>Humpty Dumpty Diaperman

Dear sweet baby Jesus.

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>>65026174
>diaperman

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>>65026357
She looks literally exactly how she sounds.

>>65026424
I just see it as the logical progression of people living vicariously through others in the internet age.

>>65026424
>manchildren on /tv/ watch people talk about movies instead of talking about movies
Those ones are teens too and you know it.

>>65026424
its all friend simulation

the longing to be around others

it is humanities curse

even us anons are here talking to each other

jesus fucking christ im getting rid of all fucking smartphones and computers if i ever have kids

this shit is just absurd

>>65026542
Considering we're talking to each other rather than being spoken to via impersonal prerecorded message, this shit's actually a step up.

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>>65026493
i'd fuck her

>>65026574
>aunt and her kids come to dinner with our family
>her two kids walk into the restaurant
>one(9 years old) has giant headphones plugged into his smartphone and he's watching youtube videos/songs, just staring down at the phone and barely looking up
>other one (5 years old) has giant headphones on plugged into his DS and he's playing some game(and yelling about it)

pretty embarrassing senpai

>>65026242

youtube adsense.

My friend's autistic daughter watches videos of people opening capsule toys for hours.

>>65026431
>>65026493
yeah, sort of what i expected

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>>65025121

whats up with this pewdiepie guy anyway? i know my best friends little brother watches him constantly but i checked out his channel and seems like half of this shit isnt even about video games

>>65024840
nice video, very very nice.............may i show it to my dad?

>>65025256
Don't you fucking dare go there, that's hell you're walking into

>>65026616
Its hysterical how addictive these handheld devices are and just how early they take hold. You'll see 2 year olds run away with smartphones and hide any where they can fit (closets, crawlspaces, etc.) and just stare blankly at the screen. It could be locked and the kid will still be entranced by it.

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>>65026641
Saved

my housemate is 20 and even though he speaks dutch perfectly he will say let's play one liners in English while watching someone play a game or when he himself plays. He literally cannot shut up. He only ever laughs when he's watching Game Grumps

>>65025180
Stay up all night pressing f5.

>>65026648
He used to do let's plays all the time, but as his fanbase got bigger he started to realize they were too busy staring at him to pay attention to what was going on.
Made his job a shitload easier.

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>8 year old brother
>watches videos on youtube about Valve, Gabe Newell and the games related
>i have them all on my steam account
>he has started playing them all
>mfw he's playing HL2
>not afraid of headcrab zombies

>>65026663

i thought this was just a thing for the mentally handicapped

by stepsister has downs syndrome and does this. didnt know all kids were retarded

>>65026616

why even have children if you can't even be bothered to entertain them? Idiocracy is happening isn't it?

>>65026648
He became the best, best friend simulator on Youtube with his personality like how RLM connected with a bunch of people and became popular.

>>65026342
which episode?

>>65026698
These videos are a Godsend if you ever find yourself alone and just need to use the bathroom or do something alone. It's basically cruise control for keep a kid docile and occupied.

>>65026738

the one with the cartmanbrah shit

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>>65026648

>>65026739

But mommy wants to be alone for 8 hours

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>>65024954
Video is literally made for kids who parents let them watch youtube videos all day. There like commercials but on another level and shes making bank from them all promoting there shit.
Can I do this to hmm

>>65026769
I can't.
I just can't anymore.

I wonder how many children have already had their brains broken irreparably by these videos, and how many of them will be posting on 4chan soon

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>tfw the jews won

>>65026853
They're already here anon...

>>65026853
what if i told you...
that they are already here?

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https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyCollectorBR

This chick, holy fucking shit. I've watched way too many of her videos just absolutely perplexed at how popular it is.

All she does is opens the product poorly then coats it with playdoh. Funnily enough all she does now is opening egg videos.

MFW she fucking sold out

>>65026853

its gonna take a few years but it will happen. i started lurking here when i was 13 and that was 7 years ago, kids werent using the internet nearly as much

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>>65026905
you're literally part of the problem

holy shit, you're delusional

>>65026853
Imagine, a decade from now 4chan posters will make nostalgia threads based on these videos.

Kids like Mayas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8kuWrx7Xk) will be to them what Jason from Power Rangers was to 90s kid.

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you know how kids are obsessed with cars and nursery rhyme videos?

people upload videos of modded GRAND THEFT AUTO. and it actually gets fucking tonnes of views. more views than normal GTA videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8iRhy49tU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a4wgdcLpko

its very odd.

>>65026949

delusional how

>>65026974
>[YouTube] Disney Cars Pixar Spiderman Nursery Rhymes with Lightning McQueen (Songs for Children with Action) (embed)

uno farto @ 2:35

>>65025121
the spiderman sisterfiger has breasts, 1000/10

>>65026868
They won when they invented Christianity to cuck Europe out of its origins.

>>65026994
thinking you're not the underage newfag cancer that killed 4chan

>>65026974
Finger Family always seems to get involved.
Not Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Not Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Not fucking ABC.
Finger Family. That's one of the weirder things about this for me.

>>65026868
Jews? No. Consumerism has won, it has claimed our lives in all areas.

>>65027026

its an 18+ website grandpa

>>65026974
What's stopping me from making some of these extremely low effort videos and making billions of dollars?

>>65027080
Nothing

>>65027071
Not that guy, but he's talking about WHEN you joined. You stupid cunt.

>>65026974
This is the weirdest niche thing ever I'm guessing all the views are from sad ruskies

>>65027096

>implying most people here werent underage at some point

and you call me delusional

>>65026060
There's a surprise egg channel of two kids who are also forced by their dad to review guns on another youtube account

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>>65027080
>What's stopping me from making some of these extremely low effort videos and making billions of dollars?

>>65026044
This made me want to kill myself.

My 4 year old nephew was watching these unboxing videos and they were making the two little toys fight and he was loving it.

I thought to myself, does this person know that their content is being enjoyed by 4 year olds? Is that the point?

>>65026974
>in the first video where he fucking murders the rest of the cars by pushing them off the edge with those lifeless eyes

kids enjoy this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6UTUl1AppQ

>>65024879
Im sure at least one of them is black

get him a basketball

>>65026777
Yeah, this is the equivalent of trash kids channels that are 70% ads that dumb parents let their kids watch all day.

>>65025266
I seriously really want to start a YT channel and earn.

I don't know why I haven't yet, god dammit.

>>65026974

>43 million views
>43 MILLION VIEWS
>43
>MILLION
>VIEWS

thats nearly 10 times the population of my country

what the fuck

>>65027191
>2015
>Kids playing sports

I don't think so Tim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1BQehY9sA

>this is nieces favorite video
>watches it constantly
>I never pay attention
>get asked to try to find the "stacking cups"
>find them on ebay for 100$
>actually watch the video for myself

It's just some asshole who bought blank Matryoshka dolls, glued the characters on, and clear coated it. Then he fills them with plastic eggs filled with cheap random toys and overlays voices from another toy over that and this stupid pop up toy at the end of the video. Dude's trying to rip people off for 100 bucks when you can make the shit yourself for 10. Not only is it the dumbest shit I've seen in a while, but the creepy grown man is just a scam artist who disabled comments and likes on the video that's been viewed 16,852,323 times so people can't even let other people know what's up.

This might be the greatest scam to get into, guys. Just get cheap toys, "unbox" them, and watch that Youtube money start to pile up.

someone screencaping this?

>>65027080
you don't have even an ounce of charisma

that shit looks delicious, Id have to stuff it in my mouth.

by the way guys, the most viewed one has one billion views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

>>65027240
nobody wants to do stuff themselves

its not a scam

>>65027233
Scotland isn't a country.

>>65027278
you don't need charisma to film yourself playing GTA with a cars mod installed

>>65027278

You need literally 0 charisma. All you need is a camera, hands and toys

>>65027327
Oh, hey, old pedo creep who made the video. It's a fucking scam.

>>65027233

I'm surprised there are so many of these things and google hasn't done anything about it yet.

>>65027278
Plenty of toy uploaders are boring housewives with zero charisma.

>>65027326
those pandas at 12:30 have the BLACKED voice

>>65027352
Or flaming homosexuals exploiting their adopted children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7eP7BtiW4

>>65027375
there's a "world's biggest surprise egg" arms race. here's one that's 8 feet tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAr39H-M77w

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I want to fucking die.

I put so many hours into learning my art and producing good content and I can't even get paid for it yet this shit gets hundreds of thousands of dollars.

This thread has blown my mind. I had no idea this type of thing even existed and that it gets so many views

>>65027435
What the fuck? All of these toys are not cheap. Are they gifted to them as promotional tools or are they actually paying for all of this shit?

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>>65024954
>savagely ripped the adresses off the box

wow psycho cunt

>buying stuff cheap from chinese ebayers

She doesnt realize those were in a chinese factory dumpster. you can see they are all dirty and stained, probably with some nasty toxic shit.

>>65027375
This world needs to burn

>>65027375
>Adopt Chinese slave baby
>Pays for itself within a year thanks to YouTube revenue

Truly a sound investment.

jesus christ i thought lets players being so popular was weird as shit

but this is just fucking beyond weird. its like everyone involved in this is an alien or something

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>>65027435
I thought I'd seen it all by now.

>>65027608
Youre seeing the stillborn generations of America

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>>65027608
It hypnotizes kids in a very strange way. I can't make sense of it. Maybe there's some sort of subliminal programming going on.

>>65025773
I'm 33, and my mind struggles to believe it is real and not some kind of incredible parody of modern consumerism.

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>>65026974
why are the comments so creepy and from weird channel names? Anyone remember those weird kids games videos where they were probably created by AI? They were all on this one youtube channel called KIDS something? Can someone post them?

>>65027753

I had no idea about any of this.

I'm 21, I shouldn't be feeling this old.

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>>65027763
They're bots. It's why the videos have hundreds of millions of views too.

>>65026094
WHAT THE FUCK

>>65027763
AI = Autistic Idiot

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>>65027790

This shit is so addicting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2HzgFDNW4Q

>>65026094

this is so creepy it sent chills down my spine

>>65026094
Does this get him laid when he shows it to women at a night club?

>>65027821
>addicting

BUT WHY!? I don't get it. You might think that the majority of the views on these videos are bots, but my nieces watch the same few videos over and over and over. Even if they're not actually watching them they want them to be on in the background while they do other things. I don't get it. It can't just be them. I'm sure there are thousands and thousands of parents whose kids make them sit through this trash.

>>65027882
All children are basically autistic

>>65027850
>night club

He's the kind of guy who doesn't have any kids but spends a lot of time at playgrounds.

>>65027882

you'd think kids would get bored of shit like this really fast. at least i would have when i was a kid

>>65027850

im sure the youtube ad-money is what gets him laid

>>65027821
To be fair that kitchen set looks pretty fuckin dank.

Your parents and grandparents all harped on about how back in "their" day they used to run around and play outside

Now though you get to be the one to moan on about how at least when you were a kid, you played with toys instead of watching videos of other people doing it

>>65024840
>700 mil views
the fuck? how come i never heard of this thing?

>>65027882
Because they are like ASMR videos

>>65027982

How many generations until human interaction is completely gone from our society?

>>65027608

I can see the fun for a kid of watching someone else playing a game you don't own because it saves you asking your parents to buy it for you or even a new console and maybe they're better at playing it than you so they progress faster and it's kind of like you're hanging out with a friend listening to them talk about the game.

But what the fuck is the point of these unboxing toy videos other than like for adults to see if it's suitable to give to their kids or whatever?

What's the point of watching someone else unpack something that the only fun of it is you physically owning it and fiddling about with it in your own hands?

Or are these kids growing up on iPads and phones and shit so early that they are entirely visually based and watching someone else enjoying a toy might as well be real to them and they dont even bother to physically interact with toys anymore?

Jesus, imagine in like 15 years time when little kids grow up using virtual reality headsets all their life.

I thought I was messed up and an anti-social womanchild because my parents just let me watch TV all day but at least there were periods when I had to leave the TV and go outside with them or eat a meal with them or go to my room, but it seems little kids now adays LITERALLY only stop looking at a screen when they are asleep. There's going to be some massive autism in the future.

>>65027882

I had a gf that would watch the same hired movies over and over, sometimes twice a day.

Can we at least agree that Children's toy videos are more professional and authentic than video game let's players? The focus of kids videos is almost always the advertised subject, whereas video game uploaders are megalomaniacs concerned only with crafting an online identity and selling themselves.

>>65028007
That shit makes me cringe. Don't get that either.

>>65028023
I'd say that's pretty accurate. They're both autistic as fuck tho

>>65028017
Yeah this. I was seeing a girl and one time she came to my place and wanted to watch some shitty animated movie about a blob from space or something, voiced by the bazinga guy. She found it hilarious and admitted she'd seen it over 40 times. Then we watched Battleship. Which she had also seen dozens of times.

I literally cut off all contact after that night. I don't understand how people can be like that.

>>65028033
The great thing about ASMR videos is that the uploaders aren't even hiding the fact its a form of pornography. Uploaders like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtvjfuUS7qc accept donations so you can find out what she uses to masturbate.

>>65027821
>choking hazards: the toy set

If it weren't for that, this would be the perfect gift for my nieces

>>65028023

I'd say there's equally little effort involved. Most of these unboxing videos are obviously one take. Why would you keep the take where you accidentally ripped the door off the fridge and pretended it didn't happen?

>>65028067
If they're dumb enough to swallow the pieces, then they shouldn't be around.

>>65028064
>I literally cut off all contact after that night

You did the right thing. Don't ever let anyone tell you different.

>>65028064

do people like this even follow the plot of the movie or do they just like looking at nice shapes on a screen or whatever

My 3 year old watches all these videos and then plays with her own toys while talking in a horrible fake US accent. We are bongs BTW.

Her favourite vids are of Disney princesses being kidnapped. Some of them rusley my Jimmy's.

Its all fucked up

>>65028071
I think it's a joke thing.

>>65027882
I don't know your niece's age but it's a real common thing amongst little kids. My daughter used to watch Nemo 3-4 times in a row every day for weeks unti she get bored and got a new DVD to get obsessed with (wich was How To Train Your Dragon). Every kid in her kindergarten had its own movie that watch constantly, my mother told me that I did the same with audio-fairy tales.

>>65028094
She wanted to get wet staring at John Carter. Only reason a woman would watch Battleship.

>>65024954
this is better than any other form of escapism. I'm impressed.

>ITT: We pretend to be responsible parents specifically to shit on a niche commercial Internet scheme that's almost entirely viewed by bots

>>65028105
>Her favourite vids are of Disney princesses being kidnapped
Is that like a fetish thing?

TOILET CANDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhjeJBDiJXQ

>>65028094
I think some people simply enjoy a form of routine. They drink the same coffee every morning, they tune into the same radio station/podcast on their way to work, they have the same lunch during their breaks... It just goes on. Some people endlessly watch or read the same material for years because it's familiar and comfortable.

>>65028159
I don't need to pretend to be scared and confused by reality

>>65028185
Many do.

>>65027051
Jews invented materialism and avarice and plagued the pure ascetic white man with it

>2040
>Children grow up almost exclusively on VR; spend seven hours a day watching the videos in this thread

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>>65028160
For me or her?

>>65028204
>they watch videos of people watching videos of people doing things they could be doing themselves

The question is, who's actually doing the things?

>>65028162
be careful about eating anything made in japan or any asian country.

>>65024840
yes, literally all day with that shit, suddenly she was asking for playdoh for birthday presents. I'm like what the shit, is pladoh that popular these days?

>>65028178

I'll never understand this, if I've seen or read the same content about 5 times I consider that a shit load of repeat viewings and is something I consider top tier

>>65028115
I don't have a problem with kids watching movies over and over again. At least there's a story there. There's usually a lesson to be learned and some actual talent went into creating it. These things are just awful and pointless.

>>65028203
I know you're being ironic. But jew have pretty much started the business of selling absolute junk and stuff no one needs and convincing people to buy them. This was over the course of the last 200 years. They're also major players in creating what we know today as fashion trends in order to continually sell clothes.

>>65028066
>I spent a lot of time on reddit

Immersion ruined

>>65028288

No wonder most parents want to die.

>shrek 3 for the 12th time today holyshit

>>65028011
2.

>>65028262
Playdoh is actually a very simple thing to make at home. You could even make it with the kids as an activity. Pretty good one I'd say.

my brother watched videos of trains the whole fucking day a couple of years ago
now it's letsplays with some screaming asperger

>>65028344
Would you rather watch Shrek two times a day or the same 10 minute unboxing video for 4 hours?

>>65028115
>real common thing amongst little kids
this. during my last vacation I learned that my neighbor's daughter has the habit of playing the same kids youtube video singalong every morning at full blast in their stereo. it's an almost obsessive thing

>>65028362
Is he Irish?
I swear if it's that jack septic eye faggot.

I guess this is no different than people just staring at whatever dumb reality shit is on TV

>>65028408
It really is just reality shows for kids.
Fuck me.

>>65028364

I'd be smart and buy head phones if my child loved it that much. Then I'd hang myself

>>65028244
Nobody. Those people who are being watched watching actual shit get done aren't actually watching anything. They're just reacting to their own imaginations while the view watches them.

>>65028399
This is a real problem, too.

https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBabyBum

Check out those views.

>>65025638
Aw man, I want to be immortalised there as well!

/tv/-related: Am I weird for disliking TFA when everyone and their cat are praising it like the second coming of Christ?

>>65027136
Seed money to buy a $7 toy?

>>65028433
But what do reality shows try to sell to you? A mansion in orange county? Fucking kim k?

>>65028347
>very simple thing to make at home. You could even make it with the kids as an activity.

she wants the 'official sets' in the package and shit, also she spends more time watching playdoh videos than playing with the playdoh

>>65027136
Startup funds to buy a $7 toy?

>>65028486
There are in-show advertisements on reality shows all the time, and that's not counting commercial breaks.
Hell, one episode of survivor had the teams watch Grown Ups 2 in advance. They were told to look like they were enjoying it.

>>65024840
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OHMqdMpsj8
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>>65028486

whatever products the faggots in the show are using. ever heard of product placement?

>>65028486

I don't think the kids that watch these videos actually ever end up wanting to buy any of it. I assume it's a burnt out mom that gives her kid an ipad and puts on a play list of some Brazilian lady opening up kids toys.

>>65028486
>Today's Tribal Council is brought to you by AT&T

Every segment of reality television is "brought to you by" a billion dollar company.

>>65028470
>a billion views

wtf

>>65027326
>babysitting 1 y/o niece
>crying hysterically, isn't hungry etc.
>put on that shit, total silence

>>65024840

>1 year old baby
>Watching this kind of things in Youtube or similars

halp

>>65028400
nah, german
but I think screaming asperger is a description for most of the youtubers

>>65028559

Youtube is on peoples TV's these days through either their Blu-ray players or Roku, whatever. Parents plays these videos all day for their kids and it just goes through that specific channels playlist over and over again.

DADDY FINGER
DADDY FINGER
WHERE ARE YOU?
HERE I AM
HERE I AM
HOW DO YOU DO?

>>65028619
What does that song even mean? I've looked it up and there are no explanations.

>>65028400
I kinda like him.

>>65028637
It's just a nonsense song about the five fingers. Basically just "This Little Piggy Went to Market".

What gets me is why it's so fucking common in these videos.

So what will the kids that grow up with things like this be like when they're older?

I mean I'm not gonna claim the things I played with as a kid were somehow smart but at least I was doing things, not staring into nothingness.

>>65028652
Can't say much.
I like Dunkey. I like how he keeps his vids short and only seems to be doing it to tell jokes and occasionally actually review games.

>>65028664
They will make kids born in 2000 look like socially connected emphatic geniuses

>>65028664

They won't, muslim population will skyrocket and in 30 years they'll jihad all our asses.

>>65028657
The people singing always have accents. Is this a Brit bong thing? Never heard it in the U.S. until these videos.

>>65028664
They will stare at robots doing all the labor

>>65028664

They will continue to consume utter shit and no progress will be made. Someones gotta pay taxes right?

>>65028696

It's a nurse rhyme, an UK think lad.

Like Itchy Bitsy Spider

Since we're on the topic of youtube, in order to give a video a view you don't actually need to watch the hole video right you just need to open it? Because it's weird how often a video has much less views than the channel has subscribers, like sometimes it's not even half.

>>65028766
We all have country/region specific accents.

>>65028794
You don't have to click on a video from an uploader you've subscribed to. It just lets you know that they've uploaded.

>>65028681

but hasnt the older generation always shat on the younger ones saying how bad they are and how we're all doomed

why would this time be any different

>>65028855
It's been progressively getting worse. One day one of those older generations are gonna be right.

>>65028855
You honestly can't work that out yourself?

This shit right here is why some times I get freaked out and think T.V. is a force of pure evil.

Even the most hyperactive kids will sit down in front of a screen for 10 hours watching shit like this. That as well as the proven effectiveness of subliminal messaging and all the money and research that has gone into marketing..

>>65025256

this made me feel ill

I wonder how many people complaining about these videos watch RLM as if it isn't the same shit but for 20 somethings.

>pewdiepie
I watched one of this guy's videos once, he was just swearing and making crude sex jokes. Do parents really let their kids watch this kind of thing?

>>65028930
Pewdiepie is more a teenager thing.

>these days, the best way to gain access to unlimited prime JB pussy is to do shitty lets play/challenges videos full of pre-school tier meme humor and become e-celeb
when did everything go so wrong?

>>65028897
Didn't PBS run the same episode of Blues Clues over and over again for a day or two as an experiment, and they found that the children would watch the same episode anyway even though they had already seen it?

>>65028998
using steroids and tinder works well too i hear.

>>65029042
>>65028998
>not going onto teen help forums

this was the most interesting thread on /tv/ in a while.

>>65029118
Ikr? I miss threads like this, without rulefags screaming "NOT /TV/ XDDD" and reporting it instantly.

Is it possible to raise a kid to not be autistic in this day and age? Is this just the result of lazy parenting and this can all be prevented? Will interacting with other kids make them want to watch the same videos over and over again?

>>65028855
It goes in cycles until society is destroyed and the next one rises from the ashes and resolves to never repeat their mistakes ever again until a few hundred years later.

ie: Romans

>>65029179
>Will interacting with other kids make them want to watch the same videos over and over again?

That's the rub. You can parent as best you can, but once you put them out in the real world, in school and everything, and then it's out of your hands.

>>65028855
that only begins when civilization starts to decline :)

>>65029179
It requires the parent to not be a loser and have their own hobbies outside of watching TV.

Also homeschooling.

>>65029211
i don't even think society has to collapse entirely. i completely agree with the idea of things going in cycles though. like how the early 1900s where really sexually repressive and then in the 60's everyone fucked everyone and in retrospective that time period now seems to have been too lax on sex morals.

same probably goes for parenting. now that people like you or me (and others i'm sure) see that shit is going downhill a oppositional movement will happen in some way. maybe the next generation will raise their kids in nature. entirely.

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>>65026044
>flour
>sugar
>salt
>beans

>>65024954

Her voice makes me feel like a child. I want her to pick me up and rock me to sleep.

>>65024840
My 10 cousine loves kinder eggs so he watches that shit whenever he is allowed. Althought he has Williams syndrome...

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>>65027375
This is why people join isis

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>>65026686

That's insane. I remember being a kid playing Half-Life 1 on my dad's PC and I would literally refuse to progress through the first part of the game because the fucking Vortigaunts used to scare me too much, let alone the headcrab zombies or God forbid, the Nihilanth.

In fact I remember when I first played Half-Life 2 I was shitting myself because of Ravenholm. The screaming, the blood they were covered in, the open chest, to imagine an eight year old just not being bothered by any of that nowadays is weird to think of.

>>65024954
>It's Wally Water Bottle!!
>Wally Water Bottle
>Water Bottle

Why is this exciting to anything on this plane of existence? What even is this?

>>65027435
That was actually kind of cute but I feel bad for how this man is obviously just doing this shit with his daughter for e-peen points.