Because they will continue to be made until he gets the message that the following list of shit is unacceptable...
>accepts thousands of dollars per month from fans
>buys $250 000 house with it
>doesn't make scripted content for a year
>doesn't make unscipted critiques of films/games out of spite
>doesn't fulfill patreon promises
>disables user comments on his site & youtube channel
>begs for more time
>makes time for dozens of tweets per day
>verbally abuses his viewers during let's plays
>lets his working girlfriend feel it's her fault they're poor
Did I miss anything?
maybe then he'll finally have something worth live streaming. What's /tv/'s stance on e-celeb snuff films anyway? Don't want to break the rules with a "Spoony Commits Sudoku" thread
>Did I miss anything?
hes in terrible health and possibly has a growing problem with booze (hes getting a heavy drinker's rednose). he appears to have aged ten years in the course of two and his patreon has fallen from 5000 to 2500 since last yearish
>heavy drinker's rednose
I believe it's called "gin blossoms" but well observed. Regardless. Why doesn't his family, lover or friends tell him to get his shit together even if he's walled the public out from doing so?
Bi-monthly reminder that Brad Jones is the only TGWTG/Channel Awesome related person who still produces quality content/isn't a degenerate autist.
Spoony's fuck up was the beginning of the end.
families rarely actually do this. miles is a cop in a dangerous area and april, judging from her tumblrina aesthetic, I'm sure has a slew of mental problems herself that keep her barely functioning. Everybody has their own shit to deal with and not enough spare energy to get through to a raging egomaniac like Noah.
kek latza behind douge, but seriously I think it's that they muddy the brand too much with too many people, skits, storylines, movies with sequels and spin offs. In the beginning it was all just about having a chuckle together about some old films & tv shows which hadn't aged well with some analysis as to why, that's all anyone needed.
Did he buy the house in full with e-welfare or is he actually relying on patreon for his mortgage. If so Jesus christmas, I hope he defaults and fuck up his credit forever when the well finally dries up.
I am not this guy >>65021726 this guy is just a faggot, but I am the guy who tracks and records all the Channel Awesome shit and "the Dom" is one of the many who's that joined the site, so no one even me cares.
even taking ad revenue into account he probably only made $50,000 this year Certainly more than many people who actually put effort into their lives but not quite at the house paid in cash level. That's why April is worried about money now that his Patreon is dropping.
From what i understand he has been "consulting" with gaming companies.
also you forgot
>Got cucked by his fat girlfriend while he was on stage at a con
>said fat ass is the reason he put up his walls to the fans.
Brad has turned into a massive SJW over the past 12 months and it makes his reviews really fucking hard to enjoy.
Half of his snarky comments are about how great trannies or Feminism is and how le evil Rush Limbaugh is for oppressing the womenz.
I blame his ex-wife.
She was a massive immature SJW and it seemed to affect him even after she left him.
This isn't true at all. He used to make a show called the big box that highlighted exploitation films and jillians massive rack. She even showed them in his movie. He keeps his personal politics to himself and is mature about things most of us would blow up about. He even stood by Spoony after the rape joke, when no one else would
I've noticed a few jokes that point to him being a feminist, sure. However, he's still making snarky remarks at the expense of women and makes TnA jokes still, so I think the SJW branding might be a bit much.
>Jillian the pedophile who fucked a minor she met on WoW then got hooked on meth with?
I hate Jillian as much as anyone, but that sounds like made-up sensationalist bullshit.
Wait what? I know that he was a little more liberal but he was a pretty chill guy? I know he's like that because of his lesbian mom and his chilled look on life. But he was never SJW, he's more like Penn he calls bullshit when he sees it. I need facts, quotes, episodes, tweets to back this SJW claim.
>He used to make a show called the big box that highlighted exploitation films and jillians massive rack. She even showed them in his movie.
You realize not all SJW's are terrified of sexualizing themselves, right?
We literally have SJW fat women stripping naked on trains to show how "body positive" they are.
>He keeps his personal politics to himself and is mature about things most of us would blow up about.
He got visibly angry, on camera, because someone in a 1988 VHS special passively implied that homosexuality was not a moral life-style. He left that IN A REVIEW.
Wait was this the chubby girl who was occasionally in his videos and she would say something dumb or meander pointlessly forever, causing Brad to snap at her or make a sarcastic comment ather expense?
If so I'm glad theybroke up. She obviously wasnt his intellecual equal. I personally havea thingfor that waifish, short-haired girl he has in some of his videos but idk if she is with someone else in the group or what.
From Brad's site:
“On an important personal note. You may have noticed a lack of Jillian on the site or online in general recently, namely the Jem and the Holograms review. Jillian has been going through some tough times here recently, and there’s only so much that I can get into here, but what I can say is she’s been going through some very severe medical physical issues.
We’re doing what we can to help her, and part of what will help her is to get her out of her current living situation, which involves some pretty terrible and health affecting shit. You know it’s serious if we’re doing something like this, but there’s a donate button on the front page of this site, and if you can spare anything to help out Jillian, even a little bit would be appreciated. Thanks a million, from myself and from Jillian. I’ll keep you all updated too. ”
translation "please donate so she can afford to move away from her crystal dealer ex because she spent all her money on jib"
That picture is disgusting. What kind of degenerate thinks that is an acceptable thing to do?
That body positivity shit isn't about sexuality for a lot of them. Garun-fuckin'-te you if the dude on the train said she looked nice, she'd berate him for catcalling
>he's more like Penn he calls bullshit when he sees it.
Pretty much every SJW thinks they are exactly in that kind of role. The "bullshit" they "call out" is typically "sexism", "transphobia" or some other such nonsense.
>about how great trannies or Feminism is and how le evil Rush Limbaugh is for oppressing the womenz.
The dude reviews porn and seedy shit from the 80s and 70s. Degeneracy is his fucking racket
Also fuck you for not liking degenerate shit, nofunallowed conservatives on 4chan are literally living contradictions
>Wait was this the chubby girl who was occasionally in his videos and she would say something dumb or meander pointlessly forever, causing Brad to snap at her or make a sarcastic comment ather expense?
How long ago was this?
I think Brad and Jillian broke up more than a year ago at this point, and I haven't watched much Cinema Snob since early 2015 because I was getting tired of the SJW shit.
While that is true that he did go on a rant, the VHS did go hard core into gay bashing. I hate SJW's and all the things I have lost to them has made me Conservative. But even I have no issues with gay people, most gay people are pretty cool and treat me with respect. Even the gays can't stand all this PC, SJW shit. And don't get started on trans people with gays, they see the truth that most trans are pathetic men who have no control in their life and think the sex change is going to make it all better. Brad and most gay people respect other and don't get in the way of any of us trying to get laid. They hate this SJW bullshit as much as we do.
>makes time for dozens of tweets per day
Dozens? Shit, he tweets dozens of comic scans alone. Then there's the hours-long livetweeting he does when he regularly watches 20-year-old wrestling PPVs. And when he gets into prolonged bitch fights with fans because he shits on something that he usually didn't watch/play or did so for maybe 20 minutes before shitting on it.
>Using Penn Gillete as a positive example of an attitude.
Penn is a bloated Atheist zealot that claims to fight for logic when the enemy is religion, but suddenly drops that banner when the enemy is Liberal trends like trannies.
People are welcome to whatever cockamamie dogma they want to have, but they at least need to be consistent if they want me to take them seriously.
>it made that one video about the creepy christian guy really annoying.
Which one? Brad has a boner for ragging on Christianity because MUH GAYS, so that fits lots of episodes of both The Cinema Snob and DVD-R Hell.
Christ, I just want him to make something. Just follow through. Just the other night, he was tweeting about how he came up with an idea for a video but couldn't come with a way to put it together. After filming and working on it for days/weeks, he just decided, "fuck it, I'm scrapping the whole thing."
What's the last game review he's done? Ultima, like two-three years ago? I'd settle for the vlogs he used to do, just bullshitting about games he's played recently.
>While that is true that he did go on a rant, the VHS did go hard core into gay bashing.
Passively mentioning that homosexuality is an unhealthy life-style isn't "hard core gay bashing", unless your SJW skin is so fucking thin you literally can't handle opposing viewpoints.
>normies get out of my perverse subculture reeeeeeee !!
I wanna say blonde but it's been awhile. If memory serves she was the hooker in his film Hooker With a Heart of Gold.
Outside of that her appearences were sporadic at best she kind of had this half-lidded, constant bedroom eyes thing going and while I'm not usually a fan of short-haired women, she pulled it off imo.
First of all, don't fucking call me an sjw, I lost all my friends from college to that shit as well my best friend of 13 years when he decided to become a she. Second, I don't remember the review that well I though the kid went on a rant about how rock n roll makes you gay and that's the same as sinning or some shit like that. In reality, Brad might have over reacted, but that's what gets views yelling into a camera.
Don't worry Slaver Brian has lots of options. Here's an artists rendition...
Spoony needs to hit the gym, instead of sitting on Twitter all day.
it ain't easy to lose a big pale ass like her's.
This is what ED has to say about it...
"Her relationship with Spoony ultimately ended in February 2011. While Spoony cried for weeks as a bitch on twitter over the whole incident and made several more-or-less vague allusions to cheating women, Scarlett herself went happily on, acting like nothing was wrong and offering no indication of the breakup over her blog -- which ultimately revealed which of the two of them gave the killing blow to the relationship."
You want the list here it is:
Were friends for 5 years, always there for him, then he one day blames me for all the problems in the world because I am white and told me I have to suffer for it and that it's ok for people to shit on me for equality.
>Best Friend in College
They guy was a nobody in college but I always was there for him, would watch him work on his games all day and give him company. His company takes off and don't here from him much. Catch up and found out that he went FULL ANITA SJW ever since he's gf of 9 years left him. Have a 3 hour long talk about our views, agree that we have our different opinions. He goes you are with Anita or you are the problem.
Would complain about how this anime or game was sexiest, but watched it any ways, thru all that shit out the window when she meet a guy that could get her into the industry even thought she was severely under qualified.
>Best friend of 13 years
He had a ton of metal problems but I was his only friend and he was my friend for the longest time. He was a furry, which I hated but still my friend. About 2 years ago (before all the trans shit becoming mainstream) he decided to cut his dick off because of what people told him on a furry form and I Shit you not My Little Pony. I did tons of research into this shit and just wanted him to see a counselor first or a doctor. But no he was making plans to go over seas and started acting like the worlds biggest asshole to me and my two good friends that knew him. I haven't talked to him in two years, I heard about three months ago thru a friends parent that he still lives with his parents, works at his dad's store but he has put on 100 pound. This former friend hurts the most.
There are more but not worth listing, I have much better friends now and I am happy to have them, but this SJW shit has costed me so much and left me with pain for those I cared about.
Spoony made some of his best videos before he met Scarlett / after they broke up. Everything went to shit as soon as he met April.
maybe Noah already died and April has just assumed his identity on twitter and using a Spoony soundboard during live streams to keep that Patreon money flowing in. That would actually explain a lot of things.
I know Todd is a cuck, but I like his videos.
top 3 cancers
For someone that currently makes less than 3k a month, yes it is.
another one, just for you
Fucking hate when that happens. That even happened to Spoony, I remember him actually apologizing for the "GAY, GAY, SISSY GAY, ULTRA GAY, MEGA GAY" joke he made in his FF8 review.
>What is ugly about her?
Nope I can't see it either.
>For someone that currently makes less than 3k a month, yes it is.
Assuming it's north of 2.5k it really isn't. Mortgage repayments on it would be around $300 p/w if that. It's realistic to spend half your income on housing.
He currently gets 2.5k from Patreon, per month. No idea if that's before or after taxes. And his girlfriend has stated in a facebook post that they're barely scraping by, even with her working part-time.
They probably have shit money management, couple that with the fact that he's drinking heavily and on medication, it's bound to go to shit.
The funny thing is I don't even know if he sees it as being a fraudster, I'm sure in his mind he's managed to justify his actions in some fashion.
Really it's kinda sad seeing how much he's devolved, watching his early vids to how he is now is like watching the passage to insanity the slow-way.
probably has co-dependency issues and now they're financially intertwined. also remember that she was a spoony fangirl before they got together so there's probably a certain level of glamour that she still feels whenever she looks at him
I recently re-watched this one, I miss stuff like this, good ways to kill this with some entertainemnt, but apparently "editing is 2hard4me"
she could always go into porn for a little extra financial independance
Back then he actually recorded the footage himself, a large chunk of his Final Fantasy 8/14 footage was taken from a youtuber and he even had a guy record footage for him (Ultima).
He just got so incredibly lazy it hurts, his current "content" output is nothing more than live streams, I'm surprised there are people still willing to give him money.
She broke up with him and they continued to live together for awhile and I'm sure she still found guys to fuck her during that time but I think he's finally moved out because his newest videos have him facing right again.
Why did he stop doing movie vlogs? Yeah they were mainly just him bitching and complaining without any sort of genuine creative insight but at least they required minimal effort to produce and could be uploaded on a quasi-regular basis.
no they dont.
normal people fucking LOVE gossip.
those tabloid rags at the super markets.
paparazzi make huge profit off selling gossip
the normies even fight for the paparazzi to be able to get their gossip.
That can't be true.
I miss old Spoony. Phantasmagoria, that Dragonquest board game video, the Ultima Series?
What happened to him, man?
Linkara's the dude in the middle, right? No way he could be the handsome, fit teen on the right.
how do we convince her to do a Maya Fey cosplay? So um.. ah fuck it. So I can fap to the pics.
their friends/coworkers spill the beans most of the time.
people used to think it was all bullshit until multiple people confirmed everything about Linkara being a tranny lover and a huge party pooper.
Probably just cries that know one wants to play them with him. I imagine it might get so bad he'll start making craigslist add asking people to "come over and play a game with him"
>Linkara being a tranny lover
>SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A GIRL
but people DO want to play games with him. People have actually paid to play Cards Against Humanity with him ad he hasn't followed through with his end of the business transaction.
Man James has been a roll lately with his web content, surprised he bounced back so quick after the movie sucked so much. He's much more suited for episodic content or if he wants to make a movie, he shouldn't base it on one of his characters.
It's been 11 months exactly since Spoony's last review.
>Yfw when you find her and spoony pegging on xtube
What would the world be like without poop jokes?
yea he said he did the AVGN movie because that is what fans wanted.
I almost feel bad for him. after dreaming for decades his dream came true. he is making a Hollywood movie. only for him to be forced in to doing a movie for a character that can barely be used for 20 mins at a time before it gets old.
I just really really want to know what her tits are like and whether it's all trickery with corsets and push up bras or if she actually has a nice rack. I'll bet she has sweet light pink nipples regardless though. The pale ones usually do.
I like the AVGN character, but I'm also perfectly fine with seeing him 3-4 times a year, rather James kept doing new and different things like Board James and the fake Jekyll/Hyde trailer.
He could get much more and not even work that hard, he can just do voice overs and treat his fans and stream viewers would more respect and he could probably have a steady income.
A good meal would fix that. Spoony probably has her surviving on the dust from his empty Cheetos bags because he's too lazy to bring home the bacon but if she'd let me fatten her up a bit then those tiddies would be poppin
I don't understand, what are the lasers supposed to be?
In this excract the lasers stand for human weakness. Paulo Latzañeda is heading to his own future: a future of obesity (therefore the pizza), baldness (pretty obvious) and probably a homeless future, hence the trees in the background.
>TFW you can't save her
I pray he beats her a little less tonight
How can so many of these youtube folks think they can make a lifelong career out of what they're doing without any real video production skills? Why don't any of them have a backup?
>tfw you'll never get to feel her smooth tits as she rubs them on your face in bed at the end of the day
I surely can't be the first person here to make this
>tfw i worry more about the dog then the human
it is awesome not bein a rornry fag.
normies and neakbeards BTFO
>her boobs vary
Her tits are smaller than they appear because she knows how to wear clothes that push them together.
That's why when you see her in normal clothes, she appears way flatter.
Nah we just sad people that want Spoony to make us less sad with his funny videos but he doesn't and that makes us more sad it's a viscous circle my friend. It's also advice that he needs to be told
Was looking for sexy April stuff but found something better instead
pic related, Spoony had swag man.
She's wearing a tight shirt that squeezes her titties together to form cleavage, and the shirt is cropped low to show off the new cleavage it made.
Titties aren't that difficult to understand.
Yeah she does have kind of a Felicia Day thing going doesn't she?
were you also the one who called Spoony a kek and he replied "I don't know what that is"
>she's like a 2.5/10 and I am being generous
Douge's wife is an 8.9/10.
my god she's ugly
and this is coming from someone who jerks it to fat chicks every day
Spoony uses a sack of oranges so no bruises are left. Hey and oranges were also my captcha. The world is just full of coincidences huh?
>Implying spoony can lift a sack of oranges
>implying April doesn't self flagellate
so does the Grinch but he was still able to lift that sled
He's coming dangerously low to a literal year with no actual content
I just wish spoony would go back to the carefree asshole he was always meant to be, the recent turn to PC and him leaving miles are really harming his content
I'm honestly unsure if i prefer Spoony scripted or unscripted. His early scripted stuff was a little awkwardly stiff, while his older ad-libbed stuff was great.
But then, maybe he got better at scripted stuff and worse at playing off the wall.
Did spoony actually fall out with his brother? He should sell the house though, and get somewhere smaller, setup a garage as a studio space or something or rent a cheap unit like RLM do (though, RLM's seems to be pretty decent, studio space, office space, media room...)
I feel bad for him, i used to like spoony and genuinely hope they can turn themselves around, and i understand they have a heap of issues, but they need the right kind of support, someone to kick their ass a little bit and obviously some help making decisions because most of his recent ones have been quite poor.
he isn't turning himself around and has disabled comments anywhere that his fans could directly communicate with him so we can make fun of him here until maybe he gets wind of what a joke he has become and starts actively trying to do better or continues to spiral down to our amusement as well.
Right, cause this is certainly how a massive SJW would react to being hacked. Imagine if this was Spoony or Lindsay? They'd be trying to press charges
That sucks, but you do tend to get a lot of shitheads mixed in with the actual constructive criticism.
Spoony is a serious mess when solo, he needs other people to set him right, but at the same time it can't be a toxic circle jerk of e-celebs.
>hes in terrible health and possibly has a growing problem with booze
>april seems like a nice person, I wonder why she puts up with spoony's bullshit
It's implied she's a total doormat. She's a nice person and lets Noah walk all over her. She deserves way better.
>>that time /tv/ invaded his stream and asked him about his movie and mexicans
>he paused for a while and then abruptly ended the stream, he didn't even rage top lel
Are we gonna make a habit of that? That was fun.
>He has an enlarged heart and can't exercise much without passing out
Inuitinua has the exact same condition. She passes out if she laughs too hard. She even has a disability for it. Yet she manages to NOT look like a necromancer.
There is just one little problem with that, all this shit happened 2-3 years ago before I even got those views, you might need to "adjust" your fedora, to help with blood flow to the brain,
Noah has no excuse. His poor health is self-inflicted.
>he is on mood stabalizers he probably doesn't need
>terrible diet (soda all day is not healthy)
Remember, he managed to look completely normal at 26. Then after the breakup he began his decline.
Anyone else blown away that out of all the Channel Awesome people, Joe "7 Dollars" Vargas is the most successful? In 2010 him and Spoony were making videos together, now they seem to live in different planets.
>2.3 million subscribers (Noah has 100,000)
>known outside of autist echo chambers like 4chan
Other than the obvious that he releases regular content a big difference has to be the gaming angle. These others guys talk media they grew up with, 80's and 90's stuff. That only appeals to guys their age, and that audience is shrinking. By talking about new games, he expands his audience to the youth.
I was the guy pushing for the Latza Spoony crossover, then I got banned for calling Todd a C.U.C.K
Joe jumped on the Youtube bandwagon first so he was able to capitalize it also helps he can keep a schedule. Really it just depends on whether he'll get to that point where he's just some creepy old dude talking about stuff only kids like.
Joe appeals to the masses more, plus his videos mimic those of major review sites like IGN, Gamespot, Gametrailers etc. Plus he isn't nearly as negative as Spoony, probably because he gets invited to events thrown by publishers and gets to hang out with the developers and whatnot, even has sponsors.
Spoony went downhill the minute he started becoming more known, incorporating annoying sketch comedy / characters into his reviews and doing videos with the channel awesome guys, it all went to shit once he partnered up.
Oh yeah. Spoony started on Youtube. Then Youtube went through a phase where they banned anyone who used media clips so he went to Blip. Then about 3 years ago Noah went back to Youtube.
I don't follow Joe much but didn't he partner with TGWTG as well and did cross overs as much as Spoony did?
TGWTG isn't even relevant any more. I remember ages ago, normies would actually talk about Nostalgia Critic videos. Now he's dropped off the radar for them. His entire remaining fanbase are turbo nerd weirdos.
How long until they shut down entirely?
His "career" baffles me. I can't stand the guy. He's one of the unfunniest, most uncharismatic assholes I've ever seen. His "reviews" take like 30 minutes each, half of it spent on unfunny dress up and sketches and they somehow get thousands of views.
The Alice Madness Returns review with him dressed as Alice is fucking surreal.
Also he's either a huge sellout or has shit taste.
He's a total hack, but I get it. He mostly appeals to gamer teens. He makes fairly professional consistent content. His tastes appeal to standard gamers. He does lots of Gaming News videos.
He's a hack, but he's a professional hack.
Searching for images on tumblr is a wild ride.
He had it all, and lost it
Dude seriously should have dated googles though, dunno why he didn't nut up.
>I was the guy pushing for the Latza Spoony crossover
Someone make this a happen.
This thread, every day. It's like an I'm on autism awareness image board for troubled teens.