>"Finally, I've become Man of Steel™."

that's some clever shit op

>>65019811
Dumbest fucking scene

>>65019785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ

>>65019826
>>65019811
Hello reddit

LOL IM JESUS

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>>65019850

>At last! After all these years, I am The Revenant!

>>65019785
remember when people thought that was christopher reeves

STOP

>>65019876
hey 9gag!

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>>65019850

>>65019811
>>65019826

It was a perfect goddamn scenes, only dumb people don't get it.

John could see Clark's life ahead of him every time he watched him playing with the family's dog. He also worried about the possibility of one day Clark seeing himself above humanity. So that's why he went out to rescue the dog. To teach him that every life matters, even the one of a lowly dog.

The reason why he didn't let Clark to help him was because the kid wasn't ready. His day would come one day, but not that day.

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>>65020151
What the fuck do you mean not ready? He didn't need to reveal himself to save his dad, his powers would've been dismissed as delusions or some shit

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I dropped it like it's hot.

>>65020151
You type like a prequel defender. Have some more horseshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk

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>>65019785

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>>65020263
my sides

>>65020263
wow
Does he really say that?
It's been a long time i haven't seen it

>>65020246

Smallvile's people already thinking of a miracle child and watching every step he took. That would have been disastrous.

>IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!
aaaaaaaaaaaand dropped.

>>65020301
Yeah I'm sure the feds would've listened to some retarded town myth in the middle of Bumfuck, Kansas, and simply disregard the mass confusion and fear that happened during a tornado.

>>65020301
They are driving on the highway, there's no guarantee the people know who Clark is

>>65020298
No he does not

>>65020151
i didn't hate the scene but i never thought of it this way

god this movie is so great, superman stories are like a case study in how to make a good story even with an OP hero

>>65020246
>He also worried about the possibility of one day Clark seeing himself above humanity. So that's why he went out to rescue the dog. To teach him that every life matters, even the one of a lowly dog.

This is the most important part. This is a huge part of what makes Superman Superman. It wasn't JUST about humanity being ready for a godlike Superman, it was a godlike Superman being ready for humanity. He needed to be fully aware of the significance of the human lives.

A dog to a human is basically what a human is to Superman. Less, in the second case. So John wanted to show Clark the the power automatically assigns the responsibility, and just because you're better, doesn't make you *better*.

>"You better stop playing those drums so fast you might get Whiplash."

>>65020151
Why didn't he just let Clark go get the fucking dog

>>65020656
Because this movie has shitty writing

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>Wow Jesus you really do love carpenting, don't you?
>Yes it is The Passion of the Christ
Jesus Christ, really?

>>65020572
If he wasn't already aware of the significance of human lives he wouldn't have saved the school bus

>>65020572
So he taught him that a dog's life is worth saving, but not a human's.

YOU WILL

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>At last, I have finally found Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (released in some territories as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

I love these threads.

Fact: Only reddit hates this movie

>>65023557
>(released in some territories as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
Kek I forgot they changed the name for the US release because they thought Murricans were too dumb to know what 'Philosopher' meant.

>>65020703
Best one so far

>>65019785
henry rollins?

>>65023873
Burgerlanders can't into philosophy, they have no souls.

>>65020703

kekd hard

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>>65024084
>After all these years I have finally become the Black Flag™

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>After all these years, I have finally become Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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>>65019850

>>65024210
Put some effort into it
>Finally, after all these star wars, the force awakens

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>What do you think you're doing soldier?!
>With all due respect sir...Saving Private Ryan

>>65025356
Finally after all these years, I have finally become The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug™ (2013) in IMAX 3D HFR!

>>65025513
>Who are we saving?
>Private-
>Ryan?

>Buckle up boys! We're going Interstellar!
Dropped it like it's hot.

>Uncle! Who is that?
>He looks like the man from-
>Uncle! Watch out!

I got up and walked the fuck out of the theater.

>>65019850
Guy sounds too Mexican-y to be believable. Or was that Bane?

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>>65025530
Very close, but how about:

>There seems to be only one thing that matters to The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

>>65024166
MY WAAAR

>>65025639
How about:

>What worries The Hobbit?
>The Desolation of Smaug™

>I...am...Avatar...
I shot up the theater.

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>>65024166

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>What's her name again?
>My ex? Makeena.

"Finally, a silver lining to these never ending Star Wars: A New Hope"

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>So she was born in India?
>Yeah!
>That's awes- wait what the fuck is she doing?
>I told you that they don't poo in the loo! See?

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>>65023873
Holy fucking kek

>what do you do?
>I... Drive™ (2011)

>I've a tar-
>-antula?
>Correct.

I screamed.

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>>65025760

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>What's your name, son?
>Marvel (TM)'s Doctor Strange (TM)

>>65025760
*mash-in-a

>>65026288
It's pronounced Makina.

>>65026359
mash-in-a

>>65026660
No. MaKina. I speak italian natively and can read latin easily. Stop. The word derived from it in italian is ''macchina'' (ma-k-ina) and in latin it was pronounced the same despite coming from the greek word ''μηχανῆς''.

>>65026748
What are you talking about? It's mash-in-a as in it's short for machine.

>>65026794
It's a latin word which is pronounced ''makina''.

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>>65020703
Good one mate

>>65020151
>limp his way forward
>Clarke picks him up half way and saves him
Wew lad kill yourself

>>65020151
Kent pls go

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>>65025592
Loled

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>PLEASE DON'T Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
What do you think he meant by this?

>>65026815
It's from Deus Ex Machina
It means God out of the Machine
Machine is pronounced Mah-sheen
Ipso facto, ergo, numquat, it's masheena

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>This is terrible!
>It's worse than the holocaust!
>It's a Cannibal Holocaust™!

DROPPED IT

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>Be careful, Janet. The chances of us getting mugged in the dark night rises as we enter the ghetto

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH SAVE ME PLATOON
What do you think he meant by this?

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Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?

Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter, after all these years, I've finally tamed the deadliest bullet created by man: I am the master of the Full Metal Jacket.

>>65027021
It's ''makina''.

>Be sure to sneak into the house of the hobbit. An unexpected journey is exactly what he needs.
>Do not blame the hobbit! The desolation of Smaug is on all of our heads.
>I have finally become worth of the name, The Hobbit. The battle of the five armies will end by my hand.

BRAVO HACKSON

>>65027141
>AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH SAVE ME PLATOON
lmao thanks anon it gets funnier every time i read it

It just got worse, private. We're in the Apocalypse now.

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>nobody believed in me, my parents thought I was a loser, my boyfriend thought I could never do that, my friends shunned me... but I didn't listen, and day after day I trained, and all those sweaty days and lonely nights have finally paid off. Finally, I have become Swallow This 12

>>65027021
>he thinks all words have to sound American

Keep going. I'll just pour some champ-agney over my raymond noodles while you continue being stupid.

>>65027386
Pretty bad pit game, to be completely fair.

>>65027414
she's a decent porn flick actress but she'll never have enough gravitas to star in a Cinèma Erotiqué

>>65027474
Oh, gallons of semen were from Sasha, don't get me wrong, but yeah; even in her prime she wasn't toptier.

>go to theater to see Age of Ultron on opening night
>expect a title drop
>don't get one two hours in
>relax and enjoy the movie
>finally near the end; it has to stop around here
>zoom in on Captain America
>"Avengers!"
>yes
>"Age of Ultron!"
>credits

Literally everyone walked out of the theater right after that. I'm glad they cut it.

>>65020151

Deepest lore

>>65027556
I would not put this past Whedon.

>>65020151
Clark didn't even need to really show off his powers. All he had to do was jog over, pick up the dog, and jog back. Nobody would even have noticed.

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>>65019785
I guess in the end, this was a Star Trek™

Come on, people! It's 2001! A space odyssey isn't gonna start itself!

>>65026184
>See that man there? He is one of the world's biggest Marvel™s, Doctor Strange™

>>65020703
I burst out laughing, nice one

>>65026003
Please tell me that isn't real.

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>>65019785
>"i guess that all in all you're just another brick in The Wall™."

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>This isn't about us anymore, Anakin. This is a Star Wars, it's the Attack of the Clones

>>65029012
original sideous looked cooler..
fucking wrinkly ballsac they got now...

>>65029081
>looked cooler
No, he looked like a fucking puppet you stupid redditurd.

>>65029012
You could've done better:

>Today the Star Wars begin!
>The Star Wars?!
>Attack of the Clones!!!!!!!
>Aaaaahh!!!!

>>65027021
>numquat

Fucking kek

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STARLORD: It's time to collect the marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy, from the studio.

GAMORA [POINTING AT SPACESHIP]; That brought you??

DRAX: The Avengers have nothing on us!

Totally ruined my immersion, I stormed out of the cinema and vomited onto the ticket seller.

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>>65020703

nice

>>65020703

WIN ON MANY LEVELS

The most important part of the tornado scene is teachign superman to not save those who don't wish to be saved.

Otherwise you get injusticce.

>>65029650
>local man just about to miss dubs