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>almost 50 (FIFTY) years old >is unmarried >no kids

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>almost 50 (FIFTY) years old
>is unmarried
>no kids
>dropped out of film school
>job is literally to film weddings (literally)
>reviews children's movies like star wars with snarky asshole smug reddit perspective

Why do you guys worship these people? Mike is, by all measurable accounts, a failure. Is it because you "relate" to him during your friendship simulator time? This man will die alone and so will you unless you make an immediate lifestyle change
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He's ironic just like me!
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his life is just like ours
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>>65018729
>wanting kids
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you need to remember that a large percentage of this board is insufferable redditors. there's a 24/7 /who/ for fucks sake. just ignore them and hide the threads
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>>65018729
Mike is 37.
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>>65018729
He makes enough money that he can waste some of it dicking around with his friends making retarded internet reviews. Seems fine to me.
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Space cop torrent fucking when
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>>65018729

>getting married and having kids is a sign of sucess
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>>65018729
I love that you use the words 'friendship simulator' in there. It's exactly what these YouTube shows are about.

That guy's from YouTube, right?
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>>65018729
Mr.Plinkett was his magnum opus and he dosen't even play that character anymore probably because he thinks hes too cool for it anymore and wants people to care about his other crap.
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>>65018729
I think it's pretty cool to make a living doing something easy and/or that you enjoy doing.
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>>65018906
>I love that you use the words 'friendship simulator' in there. It's exactly what these YouTube shows are about.
That's what TV has been about since the fifties, dude.
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>friendship simulator time
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>>65018948
Him and Jay actually record weddings, RLM doesnt make them enough money to survive alone on it
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>>65018729
>friendship simulator
if u can have virtual friends, why befriend reddit?
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>>65019002
cuck lyf
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>>65018729

I used to think it was their side business.

What other members of RLM do anyway?
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>>65019002
It's nice to have a hobby that pays, though. Even if that hobby is literally reddit: the hobby.
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>>65019067
Good question, Mike and J film weddings/graduations according to themselves. No clue about anyone else

Josh, the Wizard, works in a movie theatre and I know Jack is married with kids but thats it as far as his personal life goes.
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>>65018965
Not really. Sitcoms are about that, though. Do you like sitcoms?
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what does Rich do?
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>>65018850
>37
>looks 48

JUST
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>>65019129
And What Rich Evans do?

Turning Poor Odds into Rich Evans ?
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>>65018866

You'd think with all that money and time it'd buy him some fucking taste.
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>>65019294
>Stop enjoying things I don't like!
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>>65019002
>>65019129

RedLetterWeddings hasn't been a thing in a while. They've been living off YT bucks, merchandise and DVD sales + Patreon
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>>65019207
Dunno, Rich keeps a tight lid on his life. Someone told me Mike paid for him to work as extra production hand for RLM when it was in its infancy because Mike and Rich are childhood best friends and prior to RLM Rich was unemployed.
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>>65019424

Uh...Ditto?
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>>65019131
>Not really. Sitcoms are about that, though. Do you like sitcoms?
What else is on TV except sitcoms and sitcom-like shows (basically soaps with a reskin)?
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>>65018729
Why don't you worry about yourself OP.
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>>65019636
Jay is a youth and sexiness goblin
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his fate will be the same as ours
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>posting in a literal shill thread
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What would happen to Jay if Mike dies?

Would Jay suddenly age 10+ years?
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>>65020537

>implying hack frauds aren't immortal
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>use Android Emulator to see the guys on Grindr near Jay's apartment
>they're all uggos

Poor Jay
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??I don't "get" this guys??
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>wannabe film directors
>stuck filming weddings
>attempt to make serious movie
>fail horribly
>so embarrassed you just make shitty "ironically bad" movies

I still love them though. BoTW is so goddamn comfy.
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>>65020858
>you just make shitty "ironically bad" movies
You haven't seen it.
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>>65018729
>unmarried
>no kids
sounds like Mike won at life

the only people who say "you have to get married and have kids to be happy and successful" are women and they believe whatever Oprah tells them.
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>>65019178
I chuckled at this but then realized you typed '48' and not '38' which is what I laughed at in my head.
I'm taking that chuckle back. Your post is unworthy.
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>>65020976
also "muh legacy" cuckservatives
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these Redditmemefags will never be as successful as Chris Stuckman or Doug Walker.
Let that sink in.
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>>65021062
at least they do their own thing and don't go for ADHD mass appeal
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>>65019207

He used to work in construction but now it seems that he's just living off of RLM income.

Jack does freelance video work and had a mild youtube hit with this "Hey pass me a beer" video that reached like 1.5 million views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b8W1tFFs3M

Jay and Jesse make a cameo towards the end (this was before they were known for being on RLM).
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they pull in 11.6k per month on patreon alone. the interview where they talked about doing wedding photography was from years ago.
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>>65018729

LITERALLY ME

except I'm 26
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>>65018729
he does what makes him happy and makes a living off of it, it's better than shitposting on a bengalese puppetry board all day long
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They make over 11k a month just through Patreon alone.

I'd say they're doing okay for themselves, considering their "cash cow", the Plinkett reviews, are practically dead by this point. Luckily they propped themselves up with HitB and BotW before letting Plinkett go entirely. They aren't nearly as dumb as some other reviewers who have meltdowns because they don't take their medicine, buy 300 thousand dollar houses despite making a pittance on Patreon, and then never doing their fucking work because they're too busy bitching about wrestling to their twitter fans.
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>>65021233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA
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>>65018729
If you don't relate to people like him, you don't belong here
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I'll never understand this board's obsession with these e-celebs.

I'm almost convinced it's just one guy who bumps his thread over and over again
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>>65018729
>marriage
>kids

is this a meme or something?
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>>65021447

11k is nothing. Compared to other e-celebs they're shit and so are their fanbase.

All they had to do was hate TFA, but they threw it all away. Now they're shit.
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>>65018729
You're just jealous you're not as handsome as me
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>>65018729
You have got to admire a guy who turne his passion into a career.
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Doesn't their company make like 11K a month just from subscriptions

That's enough to live comfortably in Wisconsin isn't it
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>>65021570

Handsome as you were*
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>>65021447
How could you live with 11k? I am poor and barely could survive with a 24k job. Is Milwaukee that cheap?
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>>65018906
New to /tv/? RedLetterMedia has been called a 'friendship simulator' on here for ages
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>>65022320

11k per month
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Basically the prequels reviews are brilliant and eventually they and the rest of his oeuvre will make him a lot of money. It just hasn't broken yet outside of a few circles because it's too unconventional.
As soon as more mainstream Youtubers start copying some of his schtick (in a more conventionally acceptable way) he will get more recognition.
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Where is the Space Cop torrent, you hack frauds
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>>65022693
Why don't you just watch it on Youtube?
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>>65023065
I'm not a gayboy like you. Also I don't see it on Youtube.
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>>65020737
where is jays apartment? I live in downtown milwaukee and have seen some shoot sites and I saw jay + rich evans once at a bar on the east side
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Its always bugged me that theres this social stigma against enjoying your own life by yourself.
>You 'must' get married.
>You 'must' have kids.
>You 'must' make X amount and waste it all useless shit you don't need.
Its like some people just can't fathom the thought of someone being happily single and comfy
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>>65023305
it's just pathetic depressed marriedfags trying to drag you down to their level
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>>65018914
I think it was mostly that the prequels brought a unique rage out of him that manifested in plinket, I don't think there's any other movie he could hate so much
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>>65023433
just like how this is the talk of pathetic depressed lonelyfags
there is no correct lifestyle choice

oh wait this is 4chan lets keep bickering like fucking 5 year olds
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>>65023550
hope you're ready to pay your alimony after you get cucked friendo
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>>65023212
Cudahy
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>>65018729
I've never seen one of his reviews but his life doesn't seem as bad as you make it out to be. I know it's anecdotal evidence but the majority of marriages I've seen have both partners looking absolutely miserable 90% of the time. Kids too, they sound like a huge drain on time and resources. However, these two things are how people measure success in life. I'm only 21 but if I can lead a life like this man, with few responsibilities and major obligations while still having enough resources to pursue my hobbies then I'll be happy. Or maybe this is my sour grapes arguement.
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>>65023745
>drain on time and resources

That's the point dude. The point is to have so much time and resources that you can spend it on stupid bullshit. If you value your time and resources so much that you can't waste it, that means you're a poorfag and a loser.
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>>65023995
I'm ok with being called a poorfag and a loser if that means I can keep spending my limited resources on things I enjoy rather than wasting them on stupid bullshit.
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HEY KIDS THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK PAST THE AGE OF LIKE 25
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>>65024186
>being called
But you're not just being called it, you literally are it. You failed at the most basic resource gathering a human male is supposed to do, and to be a winner in society you're supposed to do a LOT more than just the basics.
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>>65024311
>this guy thinks he can be a winner without being born rich
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>>65021062
They're bigger than Doug and Stuckmann. Chris even talks about how he loves them and looks up to them.
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>>65021501
You know you can check right? Every thread shows the amount of posts and the amount of unique posters in it.
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>>65022408
I earn 12k per month just with a 3min YT video every week
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>>65024498
How does that work? Not trolling honestly asking.
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>>65024259
Oh no you look almost the exact same, what a terrible fate
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>>65024520
Dude he's gained like 50 pounds
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>>65024311
>my definition of a quality life is right for everyone and 100% true
No its fucking not. Faggot. Nobody is required to have kids. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Earth is slowly dying, so having kids could actually fuck it up even more you fucking retard.
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he gets to bang that sweet jess puss every night, im kinda jelly.
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>>65018729
oh, hi, guys. what's going on here?
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>>65023305
My friend's wife finds it unfathomable that I'm fine being single. Like, no matter the reasoning, she can't process the idea. I guess my mom kind of, too. Everyone else tells me "keep on doing what you're doing". Friends, family, everybody.

I wish that I had a more fulfilling job, and I lived somewhere else, but beyond that, I'm content. I make decent money, and can more than afford to keep the bills paid, and keep myself entertained.
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enough is enough /tv/. im sick of seeing this fuck in reaction images and threads where i have no context. what is the name of this fucking show he does?
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>>65018850
>tfw 25
>tfw basically 37
>tfw essentially almost 50 as well
just put me in the ground already
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>>65024816
Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, and Plinkett Reviews.
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God, Jay is so cute. Where can I find out more about him?
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>>65018729
Don't you think you come of more pathetic considering you're bothering to make a thread about this, fucking hell.
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>>65024586
>Nobody is required to have kids.
I didn't say that. I said that if you have so little resources that you can think of such a basic thing as a waste, you're a loser. And that's just how it is.

Also, if you're really a collectivist treehugger, feel free to give me all your money before you erase yourself from your horrible Gaia-damaging existence.
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>>65023503
There's a lot to hate in TFA, but apparently it was "everything he ever wanted"
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>>65024311
That's a valid point. At the most basic level, finding a mate and propagating my genes is the primary goal as a human male. But as it is that sounds like a lot of work and that's not even taking into consideration all the expected failures that come while looking to get married. In theory it sounds nice but I'm content with this kind of life even if it's considered below even the basics of what is expected. I have a roof over my head, a full stomach, a comfy bed to lie in and more entertainment than I could consume in ten lifetimes. I see no reason to complicate matters. As long as I'm satisfied then my status as a loser doesn't really matter. I might change my stance on the topic as I get older but who knows.
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>>65024516
You might not be trolling but who you're replying to is.
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>>65024979
So many bullshit justifications for being an incomplete human being on such a fundamental level.
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Did jessi leave him?
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>>65024979
Living with your parents sounds fun as hell
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>>65024498
I earn 22K per week just by placing tiny classified ads from my one-bedroom apartment.
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>>65025082
Most likely. That would explain the weight gain and the heavy drinking.

What a fucking loser.
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>>65023305

>I wonder why people are social and genetically conditioned to pressure others into the propagation of the species
>I don't understand why the human race won't just let itself die out already
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>>65024259
No, this is why you should be doing sports and drink.
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>>65024934
Only actual losers equate ample resources with I MUST BE A GOOD GOY AND CONSUME AND CONSUME AND CONSUME.

>>65024979
>>65025073
See pic.
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>>65018729
He's alright.
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>>65025389
>Only actual losers equate ample resources with I MUST BE A GOOD GOY AND CONSUME AND CONSUME AND CONSUME.
Please point to where I said anything about that.
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>>65025410
Not him but stop trying to save face
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>>65018729
I don't get the appeal of RLM.
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>>65025445
Who cares what you think?
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>>65025410
When you thought that "waste" applies only to losers.
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>>65025445
It's a friendship simulator.
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RLM is complete trash.
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>>65025492
A mindset of "I must not waste this paltry amount of resources that I have on something that every human should achieve, so I'll just jerk off and buy anime figurines instead" is inherent to losers, yes. A winner has enough resources to throw around so that he never has to think this, he is in such a position in life that every "waste" is actually an investment, he is constantly enriching his life, and the lives of others.
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>>65025494
this

only reason i watch
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>>65023305
>enjoying your own life
They all seem really sad and angry all the time in all their videos, though. Especially Mike, who seems to really have a drinking problem.
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>>65025494
>>65025594
what's wrong with a bit of friendship?
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>>65025554
What is that "something that every human should achieve"?
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>>65025554
Ironically it's this brainless outlook that has seen the spread of humanity to such absurd levels the species can't technically sustain itself indefinitely.

Maybe if you stopped once in a while and actually thought about what every human "should" achieve you'd actually be as enlightened as you think you are.
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Just how the fuck do you drop out of film school?
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>>65018729
>almost 50 (FIFTY) years old
>is unmarried
>no kids
They are the Giant Bomb of /tv/
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>>65025684
So... an outlook where you must have enough resources to guarantee a good life for you and the people around you, is a brainless outlook? How?

And again, if you really believe in that, I can give you my paypal and good luck in the aethereal world of euphoric enlightenment.

>>65025670
Well, Maslow's pyramid is a pretty decent overview of the basics. When you reach the top of that and become a real human being, then you can start thinking about what you're supposed to do with the rest of your life.
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>>65024311

Im an autist and it's clearly genetic to some degree. Most of my relatives on my dads side of the family are on the spectrum, Im glad I will never have kids and bring them into a world where they can't possibly be loved.
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>>65023662
Get a load of this neet.
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>>65025768
>Maslow's pyramid
So, something that literally every mid to upper class person in the first world has? Something that even 2500 years ago certain great people deemed to be not the only possible way of life?
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>>65025865
>>So, something that literally every mid to upper class person in the first world has
Yes, those are the very basics. If you're not part of that 10%, you're not really human, are you.

>certain great people deemed to be not the only possible way of life
Who? What are you on about?
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>>65020737
>>65023212
>>65023695
>live in baller downtown Chicago
>have to go to Milwaukee for work a couple times a month
>nothing to do
>everybody is ugly or married

It's a depressing place. No wonder why Mike is so dead inside.
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>>65018729
My favorite part is:
>multi-part reviews of a children's movies where he pretends to be retarded so people won't think he's autistic
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>>65021447
>They aren't nearly as dumb as some other reviewers who have meltdowns because they don't take their medicine, buy 300 thousand dollar houses despite making a pittance on Patreon, and then never doing their fucking work because they're too busy bitching about wrestling to their twitter fans

Don't forget his ball and chain, who surely takes half of his Patreon money.
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>tfw you will also be alone and unaccomplished but you won't enjoy your job

Does anyone want to start an internet empire with me?
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>>65025911
>If you're not part of that 10%, you're not really human, are you.
The catch is that a good deal of the rest of the world also has them, but to smaller degrees. And surprise, they don't live miserable lives. It is to those who are actually suffering from things like famine and omnipresent threat of death that the pyramid applies, and incidentally that group is the one that those superhero winners you're talking about somehow never manage to help even though put together they have more than enough resources to do so many times over. Guess they're too busy with resources.
This is moving the goalposts, by the way. None of us talking here have anything to do with Maslow's pyramid because our lives already include all the elements (unless you believe that you literally need every single element like sexual intimacy).

>Who? What are you on about?
Oh, just some unimportant Eastern guy who lived 2500 years ago and is universally recognized as one of the most brilliant, (if not the most brilliant) mind to have appeared on Earth. He basically had this funny notion that the pyramid is not actually built one block at a time but all together.
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>>65026143
>that those superhero winners you're talking about somehow never manage to help
Why would they help them? You're supposed to help the people around you, people from your tribe so to speak, not third world subhuman losers who are only living to propel the winners to even greater victories. :)

>Eastern guy who lived 2500 years ago
Oh, the one who was born a major winner and then got bored and lived as a loser a little bit, with the safeguard of always being able to get back to his cushy life, exactly the same as the chick in Common People, so then he invented the spiritual bullshit that does nothing but preserve the status quo of societal hierarchy? Total genius.
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>>65025768
>So... an outlook where you must have enough resources to guarantee a good life for you and the people around you, is a brainless outlook? How?

Because you condone the kind of ambition that has seen the human population explode to unsustainable levels. Humanity literally can't carry on like this without serious problems and your Donald Trump style definition of "winner" shows a pretty shallow and primitive understanding of what humanity actually needs. The idea that to be a "winner" you need to pursue a stereotypical family life along with all the greed and excess luxury that goes with it has to be one of the most sinister cons ever to succeed. Unless you're at the very top you'll never be a winner, you'll be nothing more than a useful idiot working like a dog for a relative pittance keeping the real winners in mansions and billion dollar yachts, and when the bubble bursts for real those guys will hide in some bunker while society crumbles.
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>job is literally to film weddings (literally)

Photographing/filming weddings is a well paying business where I live. My cousin got married recently and the photographer was selling photos to pretty much every single guest for ridiculous prices.
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>>65018729
>>job is literally to film weddings (literally)

>people will always be getting married
>these people will always want a wedding photographer/filmer
>live in an area with little competition
>be exceptionally good at your trade; charge accordingly

Yea, this is a negative right OP you stupid neet faggot
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>>65026257
Absolutely not, this is a natural evolution of all living creatures, after all, we're only animals.

And the idea isn't to pursue this life, moron. Reread my posts. The idea is that if you don't have the resources to do it and not even think about it, you're a loser. That is just a simple fact. You can choose whatever you do with those resources, you can shit on the money in front of a starving African with AIDS if you want, the point is that you have it and you can do it.

>useful idiot working like a dog
Why would anyone live like that? It's better to just die in a ditch.
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>>65026397
I have read your posts, moron, and what you appear to be saying is muddled garbage. By your own definition even a neet is a winner, if it all comes down to having resources. Even a fat, lazy, unemployed waster lying to his doctor to get disability allowance can have a house, kids, the whole lot. Your simplistic philosophy just doesn't cut it.
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>>65026221
>Why would they help them? You're supposed to help the people around you, people from your tribe so to speak, not third world subhuman losers who are only living to propel the winners to even greater victories. :)
wew lad

>Oh, the one who was born a major winner and then got bored and lived as a loser a little bit, with the safeguard of always being able to get back to his cushy life, exactly the same as the chick in Common People, so then he invented the spiritual bullshit that does nothing but preserve the status quo of societal hierarchy? Total genius.
He could go back to his cushy life for 6 years only. And he didn't. That's 6 years compared to the 45 years that followed. And it's no surprise that someone like you doesn't know shit about this, but the organization he founded was significant because no societal hierarchy existed in it. He couldn't instigate a societal revolution (implying that ever works) so he simply created a space free of societal hierarchy open to all wanting to get out of society's bullshit. Very few people, for all their talk about shaking the structure of society or whatever, accomplished anything similar. At the same time he left a philosophy and practical methods to apply it that are still 100% relevant today and that make pretty much all other philosophies look babby-tier, and established one of the earliest if not the earliest known legal code. So yeah, I'd say these are the deeds of a genius.
>spiritual bullshit
This coming from a guy who is evidently a fervent believer in the capitalist religion.
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>>65026589
That's not a winner, that's just not being a loser. If society gives you enough resources that you can just fuck a few women and finance a few kids, then yeah, you're not a loser, you're a functional human being (on the most basic level).

To actually be a winner, you have to have resources to first become a self-actualized individual, depending on your character and interests, which is way above the basic level, and then have the resources to rise above the rest.
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>>65018729
What's the difference between RLM and TGWTG?
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>>65026625
>he simply created a space free of societal hierarchy open to all wanting to get out of society's bullshit.
But there has always been and always will be such a place in all societies. You can catch a glimpse of it under your local bridge.

>capitalist religion
What else is there?
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>>65026677
>But there has always been and always will be such a place in all societies. You can catch a glimpse of it under your local bridge.
One of the noticeable differences is that the people you have in mind generally live in suffering, are homeless and poor not by choice but by force, aren't respected by the rest of the community and did not become homeless in order to try and reach the apex of humanity in mind and deeds.
But whatever, now that you've outed yourself either as a troll or as an ignoramus, there's no need to reply to you anymore.
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>>65026836
>the people you have in mind generally live in suffering
Doesn't everyone? Except you know who. :)

>respected by the rest of the community
Oh, so you're a hierarchical collectivist after all then?
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>>65018850
>Im older than Mike
>I dont have internet fame and a loyal online fanbase that sends me money and I spend time on /tv/
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>>65026257

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>>65027239
It's ok, at least you have a cozy little house and a loving family and a wife who respects you and all your fun hobbies.
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>>65027290
>you have a cozy little house and a loving family and a wife
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I just watched Space Cop

it was shit
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>This man will die alone and so will you unless you make an immediate lifestyle change
but im happily married? where did i go wrong??
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>>65027246
>If I work hard I can end up as rich as trump
>Who cares if he born into wealth and connections and then inherited hundreds of millions, I can make one day too!
Keep working hard goy.
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>>65021459
>Aidsmoby please leave RLM, please leave the internet. Please leave this life, thanks.
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>>65028062
by being a normie fuck
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>>65028170
He just needs to be more natural. Some of his reaction seem fake
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>>65018729
Could be worse. He could be anonymously making up bullshit about a minor e-celeb in a desperate attempt to make himself feel better about his worthless life.
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>>65023212
>rich evans
>bar
Why would you even waste your time making up something so banal?
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>>65018729
he produces content i find funny
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>>65018850
Fucking Hell, I'm the same age!!!FACT!!!
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>ITT: Worthless permavirgins projecting
>>
I used to LOVE RLM when they did the Plinkett reviews. But I lost interest once they stopped doing those and started wasting their time with HITB and especially once they brought in that balding fat faggot who screams like a girls when he laughs. The final straw though was having that Daddy's Boy CUNT Max Landis on their show and sucking TFA's dick despite it being a shitty rehash of the original trilogy. FUCK RLM!!!FACT!!!
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>>65029978
Cool story, bro. Nobody gives a fuck.
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>>65030058
Yet you felt compelled to comment just as you feel compelled to suck nigger cock!
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>>65018729
i like his opinions on movies, i find them insightful
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>>65018729
>owns a profitable business
>turned his passion into a career
>funny
>was fucking jessi

how could you be anymore transparently jealous
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>>65018729
Is he molesting that thin kid with the fake beard?
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>>65030288
Nooooo he's a loser! It's important to me to think he's a loser because it's the only thing preventing me from killing myself!
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>>65018729
>>almost 50 (FIFTY) years old
He's in his 30s

>>is unmarried
So?

>>no kids
Again, so?

>>dropped out of film school
No he didn't. He graduated. Jay dropped out.

>>job is literally to film weddings (literally)
They haven't filmed weddings in years. But even when they were doing it, they were running their own business and being their own bosses. How is that a bad thing?

>>reviews children's movies like star wars with snarky asshole smug reddit perspective
yes, and the entire reason you're trying to be a smug and act like you, an anonymous permavirgin on /tv/, are better than him is because he's popular as the result of his Star Wars reviews.

Congrats, OP! You're a faggot!
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>>65030795
you haven't seen it
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>>65030288
>Was fucking Jessi
?
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>>65031035
She hasn't been on camera for a while, so there's no other possible solution that could exist other than that they broke up.
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>>65031054
People hated her and the people who didn't were being creepy stalker types

That's why she stopped
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>>65031091
Source? Like, an actual source and not just speculation?
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>>65018729
>Packers lost

literally on suicide watch
#Pray4Mike
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>>65018729
Did he break up with that one girl? She's never in videos anymore.
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>>65031054
she probably just got fat(ter)
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I realized I like these guys because they seem to be losers, not some middle-upper class cunt wiht a vocal fry and beta mannerism like most youtube stars.

Mike seems like a regular Joe who likes beer and wants to spend time with his friends.

Jay is young and a bit still innocent/naive while Rich is the endgame for both of them i.e. jobless loser who's already given up.

So basically its like Jay-Mike-Rich from potential to loser.

Compared to this most youtube shows are fake and very artifical. Also you know they wouldnt let someone like Rich in front of a camera.

I think the part of the charm is that you can connect to them in a way and they seem sincere people who just like to fuck around in front of a camera.

In another reality in another studio system someone like Mike would be in Hollywood working as a director or screenwriter or something, but you know that they dont let in people like him anymore because he is essentially working class.
>>
>>65031410
>I like them because they are JUST LIKE US, people who seem to be different than I am are bad

typical uneducated working class mentality
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>>65031450
But thats every class you faglord. Upper class cunts hate the working class for the same reason.

>He didn't have daddy to put him into Harvard?? What a loser lmao
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>>65021447
>11k
>for at least 6 people
>a third of it is tax
It's not a lot of money at all. Even if it would directly go to all of them they wouldn't get 1.5k a month each. And they have to pay for production costs too.
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>>65031761
>6 people
Try 3, dingus. Plus youtube ad revenue, merch sales, Space Cop sales (it sold out in less than a day), website ads, etc.
>>
>>65018729
>it's an anon unloads his dumpy hurt butt because he doesn't have even 1/10th the creativity or appeal of Mike/RLM op
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>>65031792
Mike, Jay, Rich, Aidsmody, Beardfat and Jessie
Maybe Jessie doesn't work there anymore but I'm assuming they're paying the Canadians somehow. Even if they get 50k a month it's not that much considering they have to pay for everything themselves.

Space Cop will probably make some money for Mike and Jay and maybe Rich, depends on how and if they share the profits.
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idk guys I really like Rich Evans
He's gives pretty insightful and smart comments on popular movies (HiTB reviews on Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2 and TFA for example), used to work as a movie reviewer, knows his capeshit better than 99.99999% of youtube "geeks" and has a wonderful laugh that cures cancer.
>>
>>65031912
Only Mike, Jay, and Rich are full time RLM employees. Jack does freelance work and gets Pre Rec money, but not RLM/Patreon money.

>I'm assuming they're paying the Canadians somehow
Paying them for what? They helped on Space Cop so maybe they get money for that, but they're not paying them monthly. Why would they be?
>>
>>65031761
+ YouTube money
+ Twitch money
+ merch money
at their level of fans, all four of them generate more than enough money for the living expenses of at least 1 person
also they live in fucking Milwaukee.
>>
>>65031932
but he's friends with Jack who ruins everything he's in
>>
>>65024819
soon
>>
>>65018729
because hes a cool redditor just like me
>>
>>65031992
I think Jack plays a "sane normie" role. A strong example that supports my theory is their 2-part video on "Star Wars Christmas Special". Mike and Jay are pretty cynical, so Jack serves as a relating point to more conventional RLM audience who still feel uneasy hearing 9/11 jokes etc.
>>
>>65032051
/tv/ hates Jack because they're jealous of Jack because Jack gets to hang out with Mike and Jay and anons here don't.
>>
>>65032051
>sane normie
just watch the video on the pre rec channel where they play the bomb defusing game, he is LITERALLY a childlike retard without serious cognitive deficiencies. but at the same time he most likely considers himself an opinionated intellectual (see: cgpgrey tshirt). he is the living embodiment of reddit
>>
>>65032089
Jack represents the typical youtube conformist, the guy who'd have a hard time saying nigger even in private.

Thats why we hate him
>>
torrent when
>>
>>65028088

He was born into wealth, therfore he is EVIL

Sounds like youre fukkin nuts dude
>>
>>65032291
Most people who're rich are evil tho. They're there because they have loose morals. A tiny fraction of the rich actually worked for it and was honest all the way.
>>
>>65034241
great anecdotal self-justification you got there going, poorfag
>>
>>65019964
Incredibly underrated post
>>
>>65034307
Tell me a richfag who didnt get rich because of connections, manipulation, luck or being born into considerable wealth.

Sure they exist, but how many?
>>
>>65034375
How does any of that make you evil? Maybe "manipulation" but that is so fucking vague you could literally apply it to every job that has social interactions.
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>>65034375
Mark Cuban, Peter Thiel, Carl Ichan,
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>>65034375
None of the things you mention are inherently evil.
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Who the fuck is jacobsirof?
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>>65031932
His video game opinions are -10/10 though
>>
>>65034786
>collab with a literal DUDE WEED LMAO guy

so much for not selling out huh
>>
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SPACE COP TORRENT ALREADY FUCKING HELL LADS
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>>65034949
b-but m-muh surrogate friends would never sell out!
>>
>>65018893
You're getting old. Times and false stereotypes have changed.
>>
>>65034786
I just spent a few agonizing minutes figuring this out, but apparently he's "some guy" who likes the prequels.
>>
>almost 50 (FIFTY) years old
>job is literally to film weddings (literally)

lol, what a fucking loser
>>
>>65035064
except for machinima, blip, that site they used to have exclusive HITB outtakes on, patreon, and many more
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>>65034483
>Mark Cuban
luck

>Peter Thiel
went to fucking Stanford

>Carl Ichan
Dont know much about this guy, but considering he was a stockbroker he's probably full of shady shit

>>65034485
Whats evil
>>
>>65035099
He works at walmart
>>
I can't wait for the Mr Plinkett gets married subplot and they do a couple of episodes in a psuedo-church set
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>>65035099
Except neither of those things are true, retard.
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You can hire them to film your wedding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QEue-uy7H0

Oh wait, none of you will ever have a gf or be married. Ever.
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>>65035201
>Implying I'll ever get married in fucking Wisconsin
>>
honestly Jay is more pathetic
>deadbeat dad
>his new father figure Mike is also an alcoholic asshole who constantly berates him
>years after becoming fairly buff still no gf in sight
>full on fedora edgelord taste to compensate for being a pussy manlet
>constant ironic "lel guys I'm gay" jokes in the vain of his ironic "bad on purpose" movies, probably a way to cope with the fact that he's actually a homosexual but all his friends are bigots
>has to live in fucking Milwaukee because that's where Mike lives
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>>65035201
>http://www.redletterweddings.com
They haven't filmed weddings in years.
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>>65035358
>all dat autistic headcanon
You can never call anyone else pathetic ever.
>>
>>65035376
>using the word "headcanon"

Hello reddit!
>>
>>65035409
Nice deflection.
>>
Do you guys think Jessi is pretty?
>>
>>65035409
>>65035409
you know he wasn't using it sincerely, but rather as a way to mock and undermine you, right?
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>>65035201
>>65035201
>0:25
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>>65035465
No she's a fat slut and her voice makes me want to rip off my ears
>>
>>65035358
Wow. kill yourself, idiot.
>>
>>65031054
They're still dating. In March they celebrate their 2-year anniversary
>>
>>65036007
Whoops. 3 years. Forgot it's the current year
>>
>>65035465
top tier chubster
>>
>>65025911
You dumb motherfucker, it's about the hierarchy of needs, not the hierarchy of goals to reach to become a person, you disingenuous fuck
>>
>>65037346
If something is a need, then you obviously need it to be a (barely) functional human being. Everything above it is a want, and you can only have wants when you're self-actualized.
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>>65025554
>every human should achieve

Fack off m8, the world is overpopulated. I don't wnt to spend my old age living in the fucking Sheep look Up and I doubt you would too if you understood the consequences of overpopultion
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>>65038598
>overpopulation meme
Have you ever actually been outside of a major city?
>>
>>65038598
>le overpopulation reddit meme

literally every country that is not a nightmarish hellhole already has declining birthrates
that's the only reason why migrant fucking shits are allowed into the 1st world
>>
>>65018881
Came to /tv/ to ask this

When does the online stream go up at least? I have no problem paying for it I guess.
>>
>>65038689

Yeah, endless fields of nothing thanks to not enough resources. If anything more people should move to the cities. more efficient, and cities usually aren't as full of disaffected loners plotting to gun down the innocent as the suburbs are


>>65038703

India and China are hellholes precisely because of the fucking overpopulation and pollution
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>>65039006
You have it backwards. People in China and India are not poor and miserable because they have more kids. They have more kids because they are poor and miserable.
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>>65039006
>thanks to not enough resources.
Oh wow.
>>
>>65035133

>going to a university= must be evil

am i bein trolled
>>
>>65035201

>25 seconds in
>RLM =dropped
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>>65024311
*the 15 year old types snarkily because he got an A in Social Studies.
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