How was Luke such an ace pilot?
He didn't have combat experience did he?
I just thought someone could explain his background for me.
He already was a pilot and he practiced all the time at home.
The reason he could make the shot was because he practiced shots very similar at home all the time.
Luke was like those farmboys who would practice ice hockey in the winters on their farms and then get drafted into the NHL and are amazing on the ice. You see it all the time.
>never even tried spinning
Luke was a 6/10 pilot at best
Anyway, Luke went to school to be a pilot, Biggs even said he was the best pilot at the academy,which suggests he has training. He also flew the T-16's for years. By the time ANH started he was probably already a competent pilot even without the force. Now you add in the force and you get the best pilot in the rebel fleet.
>literally everyone else died or had their x-wing damaged
>almost blown the fuck out by Vader only to be saved by Han Solo
>could only make a shot because it mirrored the canyons on tatooine
I know you're trolling, but there are actual people who can't even understand the plot of a 70s movie made for children.
Shooting rats is hardly combat experience.
He wasn't an "Ace Pilot", Wedge Antilles was.
That said, Luke had some prior experience flying similar ships in Tatooine, and his best friend Biggs was accepted in the Empire Academy as a pilot, something Luke was seriously considering before meeting the droids, which means he was at the very least decent to be accepted to begin with.
>pilots a t-16
>plays with a t-16 toy
He's the perfect balance between serious and precious.
But he didn't have to worry about rats shooting back.
>people ITT will claim that shooting small animals in a skyhopper is justification for suddenly becoming the greatest fighter pilot in the galaxy
Nope, not a Mary Sue at all, guise, am I right?
Just accept that there's nothing wrong with someone being a mary sue in Star Wars. It fits in nicely with the mysteries of the Force. There doesn't need to be any logical explanation for a Skywalker's ability.
fucking irl reyfags were trying to tell me this doesn't make him a great pilot.
claimed both luke and her only succeeded because of force mumbo jumbo. which makes both characters boring as shit.. fuck that
Fucked up on taking too many dicks, yes.
Literally every post ITT
>the greatest fighter pilot in the galaxy
He almost gets his shit rekt and only makes the shot because of Obi Wan's intervention + the force. And then he gets his shit rekt in the TESB x-wing scene.
No you're thinking of pic related for that kind of fucked up.
Reading them doesn't make them any less wrong, anon. I'm sorry, but atmospheric flying and shooting critters is not the equivalent of real combat experience. It's like claiming that someone who shows promise on a shooting range is suddenly going to be the best soldier ever in real combat. It's just fallacy to make yourselves feel better about the OT.
>fucking irl reyfags were trying to tell me this doesn't make him a great pilot.
I don't understand this argument desu, he practiced shooting all his life and is accustomed to piloting, that counts for something. We have nothing to extrapolate from Rey other than scavenging apparently = excellent pilot who knows more about the Millennium Falcon than Han.
That's why he's superior to both those faggots.
>You may be the hottest bush pilot this side of Mos Eisley, Luke, but those little skyhoppers can be dangerous. They move awfully fast for tropospheric craft—faster than they need to. Keep playing engine jockey with one and someday, whammo! You're going to be nothing more than a dark spot on the damp side of a canyon wall.
>not knowing what a Mary Sue actually is
How is he an ace pilot?
He shot down one TIE and used the force to land the torpedoes.
Other than that the only other time we saw him fly, at Hoth, he was shot down.
Now with that said, it is established in the first film that he used to fly "T-16's" (some sort of civilian craft) on Tatooine. Even owned one and raced them and used to torment the local wildlife with them.
So it's not like he had no experience.
Farmers aren't typically poor bro. Luke had his own landspeeder too, on top of the family Lars speeder, plus all those droids which were the equivalent to slaves. They were rolling in dosh.
>shooting some rats in a speeder is the same thing is stepping into a starfighter that youve never flown before, dodging countless fighters and turbolaser towers and blowing up a fucking space station the size of the moon that you cant even fucking see
>Why do Luke look so feminine?
He was originally going to be female
Obi wan even knows Luke was a great pilot.
Biggs says about it in a reinstated deleted scene. Luke's the best bush pilot in the outer rim.
Luke has t16 at his house.
Luke was going to go to the academy to be a pilot.
Luke plays with t16 toy.
Luke says he can fly.
Anakin was a natural pilot, his son is and if rey is Luke daughter it would make sense she was too.
Never noticed befire that the shots never pass from the center window to the right hand window, yet the TIE fighter just blows up.
Because he's a tiny twink.
He had flown in T-16's which if I remember right were trainers, on top of that he had the force which for a novice was kind of like having a Spider Sense.
He had passive precognition which manifested itself as superhuman reflexes. So little training plus knowing exactly when to dodge is enough I guess.
T-16 is an in atmosphere trainer that has no hyperdrive and can't into space. It was an airspeeder.
Although for handling inner and outer atmosphere ships are basically the same in the SW universe.
Cause he's not the protagonist. Plus he never really does anything out of the completely unreasonable.
I mean what is he good at, he can fly the Millennium Falcon pretty decently (he's not fantastic at it) and he's a good shot with a blaster pistol.
My only Mark Hamill story is that I was in L.A. at this restaurant with all kinds of pictures of stars all over the walls. So I went in the bathroom, and there was one picture in there, directly above the toilet, that as Mark Hamill. It was signed "Thanks, good food, Mark,"
Everyone is looking at the old Star Wars vs the New with Rose Tinted glasses.
Finn= Nigger Han Solo
Rey= Female Luke Skywalker
Shit I mean the plot is almost the exact same thing too. Get the fuck over yourselves with all the fucking nitpicking over a movie where the most absurd thing can be explained by a magical power that permeates the galaxy
That floppy hair and tiny frame did him wonders
>everyone calls him out on being a selfish asshole
>gets captured at the end of ESB
Rey will never get captured without freeing herself and no one will ever say anything bad about her, because she is perfect
>He plays a gay man in that
Does he kiss any men in it?
I have so many problems with your post.
But since this is a Luke thread I'll just say The Guyver is a very underrated masterpiece.
>Luke will never be your student
>Luke will never beg you to bend him over a desk and fuck him
>Luke will never suck your dick under your desk as you try to teach the class
>ywn never punish Luke for being a naughty student
That's the one based off a manga, right? I wonder if Hamill is a nerd about anime and shit.
Luke doesn't get the girl though and is a tiny effeminate fuccboy, why would George wish to be that?
He gives a rimjob or he gets a rimjob?
>It's mutual, and there's a symbiotic alien involved in it too
Jesus Christ, what is the plot of this movie?
He settled down with a waifu sometime before ESB, I think. They're still together.
Anyone have that picture where his hair is kinda fucked up and his face is red? Han is in it too.
Umm, it's something like a meteor or some shit lands and it has this thing in it, and it attaches to people and turns them into superman basically. So then it grabs ahold of hamill who plays a cop, who spends most of his time looking for gay sex, and makes him basically super-gay man and he just goes around and kills fuckers with his gay super powers. I think george c. scott is in it too and he plays this insane bionic gym teacher. So, yeah, then at the end someone turns into a turtle and that's basically that.
>movie explains that the Death Star's gun batteries are only good against large ships, so they send in fighters specifically because those guns won't be able to shoot them for shit
did you even watch the movie
>ywn wipe the tears from his eyes afterwards and kiss his forehead as he blushes
>ywn notice how aroused he is from being spanked
>ywn make him ride your dick immediately after
>ywn revel in his pained wimpers every time his reddened backside makes contact with your thighs
Was Luke even presented as some kind of amazing pilot?
He was shown as being decent, sure, but there was no Po Dameron Shoots Down 5 TIE Fighters While Providing Close Air Support shot. In the Yavin battle he kills one fighter (?) and makes a shot on the death star which is something red leader did as well, and he only hit because muh force.
In Empire he takes out one walker by being SHOT DOWN near it, and using lightsaber/grapple/grenade to kill it.
Mark seems to like sitting effeminately
I think men crossed their legs more back then, Ford does it too
>Was Luke even presented as some kind of amazing pilot?
Biggs describes him as "the hottest bush pilot this side of Mos Eisley"
I thought he was supposed to turn into a cockroach?
Just the one I was looking for, thanks anon
>Rey= Female Luke Skywalker
But Luke is the female Luke Skywalker. Rey is more of a man than he is.
Also, Poe seems more like Han, with Finn being Leia.
In terms of behavior you wouldn't think it but I'm pretty sure Poe is supposed to be the narrative Leia substitute since he's the one who is deeply connected with the rebel alliance and everything.
When they land on bespin Carrie and Ford are all giddy and someone revealed that they're acting that way because they were still kinda shitfaced from partying all night.
Not sure where it's documented but google around and you'll find it.
Sorry Im not watching the special editions with retarded shit in them.
He never does anything in the movies that marks him as a great pilot, everything he does that might be even remotely special (evading darth vader, hitting death star exhaust) is directly attributed to the force.
>How was Luke such an ace pilot?
Both Red and Gold Squadrons got annihilated (The lone Y-Wing pilot, Keyan Farlander, survived because was a Force sensitive as well).
Wedge had to save Luke's bacon.
Han had to save Luke's bacon.
Obi Wan had to hold Luke's hand so the shot would go in.
Replace Luke with Rey and she shoots down every fighter and blows up the DS before any of her fellow rebels got shot down.
There has got to be high resolution versions of every single picture in this out there.
I want to see him fucked by a 10 inch cock. Want to see his facial expression as the 10 incher reaches into the s-shaped part of his colon.
Have him get fucked so hard that he won't be able to take a dump in a week.
>people seriously think this is a Mary Sue
>It's like claiming that someone who shows promise on a shooting range is suddenly going to be the best soldier ever in real combat.
That's a real problem the military faces. For all the ways they try to prepare all their men for combat, they never know how they're going to fare until they put them in the shit. Some take to it like a fish to water and others find a corner and assume the fetal position. There's no amount of training that can prepare a soldier mentally for real combat. Luke just ended up being one of the lucky ones.
Well, found a rare Luke doing that, thank you.
Do you have to include the intestinal parts?
>implying he's not for tenderly loving
The Force. The Force is the answer to 90% of the bullshit questions people ask about Star Wars.
In Star Trek, convenient plot holes are bullshit, because "God did it" isn't an acceptable answer. But in Star Wars, the Force guides everything. Unlikely shit happens because the Force intervenes. It's not a difficult concept.
You don't think it's hot seeing his tight asshole stretched out by a thick and long 10 incher? Seeing his face express the feeling of prostate bumping? His colon filled to the brim with thick, viscous baby batter? Seeing the shame he expresses as he shits out endless spurts of spunk for a whole week after the initial ass fucking?
He would probably call you daddy and cry if it became too much, but in a good way
They do, at the ceremony at the end of ANH. The shitty yellow jacket covers it up though.
>hfw seeing >>65016806
No, I believe he's innocent and would blush if you would try and do anything too dirty with him and he would lose trust in you if you hurt him for your own pleasure.
Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Luke are horrible. I would never suggest removing his clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him absorb it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his anal virginity taken in one quick stroke.
I am even more disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling to meet yours.
>You don't think it's hot seeing his tight asshole stretched out by a thick and long 10 incher? Seeing his face express the feeling of prostate bumping?
I like this, everything else is beyond lewd and into grotesque territory.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and swear while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered ass for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "Y-You came so much inside of me, Anon", then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside him again.
You're all freaks. Luke's too pure for anyone to imagine him in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
>hfw she gets it before the movie ends
I agree with this
A deleted scene from ROTJ.
Thread over, everyone's gonna be too busy fapping now.
Gets me aroused but I'd rather be luke on this situation.
This was originally a copypasta about Bran, right? He's fugly now and this actually works well with Luke so kudos to you for improving upon it, anon.
Hate to break it to you, anon, but Luke is obviously a bottom.
Man, there really is a bottomless pit of rare Hamills out there. I love it.
ANH and ESB Luke are bottoms, ROTJ Luke is a top or power bottom.
Have a pointlessly animated passed out and vulnerable Luke.
>all these posts implying ROTJ luke isn't the gayest luke
He's just the ultimate power bottom now
Actually, I'd say ROTJ Luke is the most asexual Luke.
Fly High Keyan Farlander and all the EU.
ESB is still a bottom but instead of being the innocent confused sort of bottom he's the eager cock hungry sort of bottom.
>i can take all ten inches! anon, you have to believe me, i can take it! i can-!
Could one theoretically get Luke to do any lewd act you want if you were to say he's not capable of it?
>mfw he recently said Han and Luke would name their dog Rebel
Such a qt old man.
His eyes are fucking ridiculous sometimes.
>innocent anon coming in and thinking this is still what the thread is about
>tiny compared to fucking YODA
His wife is a qt and it's pretty nice of her to stay with him even after his face got fucked.
Luke is gay, Hamill is straight.
Well obviously, Hamill is perfect.
Fuck, he looks so coy yet so hungry for dick.
>How was Luke such an ace pilot?
He flew T-16's back home on Tatooine, nigger. He told you that in the movie. He could even bullseye womp rats in those motherfuckers, and they aren't much bigger than 2 meters.
>He didn't have combat experience did he?
Have you seen a womp rat, motherfucker?
Even if his face was slightly fucked in TESB he still looks best there imo. Not as pure shota as ANH but not as weathered as ROTJ and it's a very unique kind of cute that looked good on him.
I dunno. Maybe Im just mixing things by now. I do remember that I liked the part with Finn tho. I want more like that, but with an x-wing, which always has been my favourite flying thing.
>Turns of targeting
>Force ghost tells him to use the force
>Fires photon torpedo
>photon torpedo makes a right angle turn
Force mumbo jumbo confirmed.
>he practiced shooting all his life and is accustomed to piloting
Dude farmed moisture. Line was added in 1997 rerelease. Literally as canon as Han shooting second.
>also he attended a flight school that funnels pilots into the resistance.
No he didn't. He was butthurt about not getting accepted into it.
And if you're implying it's ok to cite novelizations and other supplemental bullshit to justify mad protagonist skillz, Rey learned how to pilot spacecraft using flight simulators found on the Star Destroyer.
>And yet Reyfags will use the Death Star battle as "proof" of Luke being a Mary Sue.
What I think is really interesting is that people are actually defending their favourite character now by pointing the all the ways the suck and fail and aren't mary sues.
Rather then just it's saying they could kick everyone asses.
It's like saying Han Solo is the best character because he was gutless coward who shot people in the back and could never win in a fair fight.
Appreciating a character means appreciating their flaws as well as their accomplishments. The fact that Luke spends to much time getting rekt humanizes him and makes his successes feel like they're worth more.
Of course. But usually fans would usually down play and over look any flaws to make any character they liked out to be a some massive bad ass (just look at how TR-8R is basically the new boba fett).
Not so after Rey. Every one now suddenly is remembering and appreciating the times luke sucked ass and Han Solo ran like a coward.
Or they just make him a wish-fulfillment audience surrogate dipshit that Lucas created for Star Wars, assuming that fans would likely relate most to a whiny do-nothing who manages to save a princess and destroy a death star in spite of being a fucking useless idiot.
>He knew how to fly because he was already skilled from events previous to the film
>He overcame his flaws and lack of skills against impossible odds, making his successes worth more