How was Luke such an ace pilot? He didn't have combat

>>65012322
Flew T-16's nigra

All vehicles are designed to control the same, so if you can drive something, you can drive anything.

What would you expect from the original Gary Stu?

>>65012322
You know he was already a pilot. He went to school.
>Reyfags are getting desperate.

>>65012322
His dad was an ace pilot and passed his pilot genes to him. It's how Rey Daisy is a good pilot and light sabrest

>>65012322
Being force sensitive gives a +10 to piloting

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>>65012415
>Reyfag
I'm not.

I just thought someone could explain his background for me.

>>65012322
>Ace

Compare Luke's dog fighting skills to Poe. Everything in TFA shit all over the original movies for CURAYZEE ACTION

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I hope we get to see him fly again.

He already was a pilot and he practiced all the time at home.
The reason he could make the shot was because he practiced shots very similar at home all the time.
Luke was like those farmboys who would practice ice hockey in the winters on their farms and then get drafted into the NHL and are amazing on the ice. You see it all the time.

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>>65012322
>great pilot
>never even tried spinning

Luke was a 6/10 pilot at best

>>65012493
Enough talk, post more cute pilot Luke's.

>>65012322
he was not an ace pilot, he had plot armor

>>65012493
Anyway, Luke went to school to be a pilot, Biggs even said he was the best pilot at the academy,which suggests he has training. He also flew the T-16's for years. By the time ANH started he was probably already a competent pilot even without the force. Now you add in the force and you get the best pilot in the rebel fleet.

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>>65012600
here you go, pham.

he could womp a bog rat from 400 yards

>>65012322
>literally everyone else died or had their x-wing damaged

>almost blown the fuck out by Vader only to be saved by Han Solo

>could only make a shot because it mirrored the canyons on tatooine

I know you're trolling, but there are actual people who can't even understand the plot of a 70s movie made for children.

>>65012345
/thread

He bulls-eyed womprats in his T-16. I know, it's kind of an obscure line so you might have missed it.

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>>65012635
Oh, i guess I should rewatch ANH.

>>65012322
Since the EU is now officially non-canon, all we know is that Luke flew t-16's and could kill tattooine wildlife effectively.

He is part african american which yields great preformance in sports, mathematics, and music, flight (wright brothers were of African decent)

>>65012686
this

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>>65012688
Shooting rats is hardly combat experience.

>>65012736
This thread. Nice dubs btw

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>>65012322

He wasn't an "Ace Pilot", Wedge Antilles was.

That said, Luke had some prior experience flying similar ships in Tatooine, and his best friend Biggs was accepted in the Empire Academy as a pilot, something Luke was seriously considering before meeting the droids, which means he was at the very least decent to be accepted to begin with.

>>65012322
I was never trained to dance but I am a great dancer. Some of us were just born with gifts. What was Luke's gift? Have you seen these movies?

>>65012750
>he knows how to fly
>he knows how to aim
>he knows how to shoot
>he knows how to SPIN, IT'S A GOOD TRICK

>>65012736
Sheev was actually African American, but when Stace Dindu attacked him, he turned white, hence why Sheev was good at creating empires and kingdoms

>>65012750
Consistently hitting really small targets from far away is very good experience.

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>pilots a t-16
>plays with a t-16 toy

He's the perfect balance between serious and precious.

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>>65012890
But he didn't have to worry about rats shooting back.

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>>65012600
This

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>>65012322
Anon I think you have a problem.

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>>65013721
That's more than one person fyi

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>>65013721
>having Luke as a waifu
>a problem

>>65013721
Anon, there have been several Luke lust threads since TFA came out. Have you not noticed?

>>65012686
And yet Reyfags will use the Death Star battle as "proof" of Luke being a Mary Sue.

>>65013492
>those glazed over half lidded eyes

You know he's fucked up

>>65013878
dat quality dough

>>65012322
>people ITT will claim that shooting small animals in a skyhopper is justification for suddenly becoming the greatest fighter pilot in the galaxy
Nope, not a Mary Sue at all, guise, am I right?
:^)

Just accept that there's nothing wrong with someone being a mary sue in Star Wars. It fits in nicely with the mysteries of the Force. There doesn't need to be any logical explanation for a Skywalker's ability.

>>65012345

fucking irl reyfags were trying to tell me this doesn't make him a great pilot.

claimed both luke and her only succeeded because of force mumbo jumbo. which makes both characters boring as shit.. fuck that

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>>65013924
Fucked up on taking too many dicks, yes.

>>65013924
I'm pretty sure he was high during that interview.

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>>65013949
See:
Literally every post ITT

Fucking idiot.

>>65013949
>the greatest fighter pilot in the galaxy

He almost gets his shit rekt and only makes the shot because of Obi Wan's intervention + the force. And then he gets his shit rekt in the TESB x-wing scene.

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>>65013963
No you're thinking of pic related for that kind of fucked up.

>>65014007
Reading them doesn't make them any less wrong, anon. I'm sorry, but atmospheric flying and shooting critters is not the equivalent of real combat experience. It's like claiming that someone who shows promise on a shooting range is suddenly going to be the best soldier ever in real combat. It's just fallacy to make yourselves feel better about the OT.

>>65013961
>fucking irl reyfags were trying to tell me this doesn't make him a great pilot.

I don't understand this argument desu, he practiced shooting all his life and is accustomed to piloting, that counts for something. We have nothing to extrapolate from Rey other than scavenging apparently = excellent pilot who knows more about the Millennium Falcon than Han.

>>65013949
He was never stated to be the greatest fight pilot, or even a great one at all.

Anakin was, Luke was just a regular pilot

>>65012505
>Luke's predecessor was better than him
>Luke's successor was better than him
Luke was actually kind of weak and whiny

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>>65014042
See:
>>65012635
>>65012686
>>65012825

>>65012750
>shooting small targets from a distance while in rapid motion

>>65012345
>>65012688

>look up a T-16 thinking it's one of those landspeeder things
>it's a giant fucking shuttle

How the hell did Luke afford that?

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>>65014097
That's why he's superior to both those faggots.

>>65013949
>You may be the hottest bush pilot this side of Mos Eisley, Luke, but those little skyhoppers can be dangerous. They move awfully fast for tropospheric craft—faster than they need to. Keep playing engine jockey with one and someday, whammo! You're going to be nothing more than a dark spot on the damp side of a canyon wall.

Also

>not knowing what a Mary Sue actually is

>>65012322
How is he an ace pilot?

He shot down one TIE and used the force to land the torpedoes.

Other than that the only other time we saw him fly, at Hoth, he was shot down.

Now with that said, it is established in the first film that he used to fly "T-16's" (some sort of civilian craft) on Tatooine. Even owned one and raced them and used to torment the local wildlife with them.

So it's not like he had no experience.

>>65014164
Farmers aren't typically poor bro. Luke had his own landspeeder too, on top of the family Lars speeder, plus all those droids which were the equivalent to slaves. They were rolling in dosh.

>>65014289
between ANH and ESB, he flies with rogue squadron and such, which i assume he gets the remaining 4 downs

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>>65014078
>shooting some rats in a speeder is the same thing is stepping into a starfighter that youve never flown before, dodging countless fighters and turbolaser towers and blowing up a fucking space station the size of the moon that you cant even fucking see

>>65014390
>expecting most people to know it takes 5 confirmed kills to be declared an Ace.

>>65014413
*see the weak spot

>>65014413
Here comes the argument that the T-16 was built by the same manufacturer as the T-65 and even the instruments were near identical.

>>65014400
w2c hat

>>65014413
>dodging countless fighters and turbolaser

His friends died saving him and he needed to be rescued by Han. See: >>65012686

Why do Luke look so feminine?

I bet he would make a sublime bottom.

>>65014413
the t-16 isn't a speeder, senpai

also he attended a flight school that funnels pilots into the resistance.

which primary dog fighter is the T-65

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>>65014488
>Why do Luke look so feminine?

He was originally going to be female

>>65012322
Obi wan even knows Luke was a great pilot.
Biggs says about it in a reinstated deleted scene. Luke's the best bush pilot in the outer rim.
Luke has t16 at his house.
Luke was going to go to the academy to be a pilot.
Luke plays with t16 toy.
Luke says he can fly.

Anakin was a natural pilot, his son is and if rey is Luke daughter it would make sense she was too.

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>>65013878
Never noticed befire that the shots never pass from the center window to the right hand window, yet the TIE fighter just blows up.

>>65014390
EU garbage

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>>65014488
Because he's a tiny twink.

>>65014400
Looks like Gilligan's Island with that hat.

>>65012322
He had flown in T-16's which if I remember right were trainers, on top of that he had the force which for a novice was kind of like having a Spider Sense.

He had passive precognition which manifested itself as superhuman reflexes. So little training plus knowing exactly when to dodge is enough I guess.

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>>65014633
It's a cute hat.

If Luke was such a good pilot, why didn't he fly himself and Obi-Wan to Alderaan?

>>65014695
because he didn't have a ship

>>65014695
If he had a t-16, why didn't he just use that to fly there too?

What the fuck, this movie is BULLSHIT!

>>65014695
Because traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops.

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Why does Han never get called a Mary Sue?

>>65014735
He flew T-16's at the academy, bruh

>>65014735
T-16 is an in atmosphere trainer that has no hyperdrive and can't into space. It was an airspeeder.

Although for handling inner and outer atmosphere ships are basically the same in the SW universe.

>>65014782
That look at the end was completely asexual

>>65014782

Cause he's not the protagonist. Plus he never really does anything out of the completely unreasonable.

I mean what is he good at, he can fly the Millennium Falcon pretty decently (he's not fantastic at it) and he's a good shot with a blaster pistol.

>>65014796
Dagobah Luke is godly, but I can't tell if he's a top or a bottom at that point.

>>65014735
>>65014695
>>65014761

iirc t-16 can only travel between two close proximity heavenly bodies (IE between a planet and its moon)

>>65014611
in ESB he is assigned to rogue squadren

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>>65014854
Why not both? I'd be up for either.

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>>65014818
By "asexual" do you mean "gay as fuck"?

My only Mark Hamill story is that I was in L.A. at this restaurant with all kinds of pictures of stars all over the walls. So I went in the bathroom, and there was one picture in there, directly above the toilet, that as Mark Hamill. It was signed "Thanks, good food, Mark,"

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>>65012322
Everyone is looking at the old Star Wars vs the New with Rose Tinted glasses.

Finn= Nigger Han Solo

Rey= Female Luke Skywalker

Shit I mean the plot is almost the exact same thing too. Get the fuck over yourselves with all the fucking nitpicking over a movie where the most absurd thing can be explained by a magical power that permeates the galaxy

>>65012322
>Luke an ace
>had to be saved by wedge AND Han
>gets shot down and his gunner killed in ESB

Poe passed Luke's kill count in less than 4 seconds.

>>65014892
Wait, he still gets rekt and seems uncertain at that point, definitely a bottom. Would take advantage of bruised, handless Luke.

>>65014900
Exactly. That.

>>65014860
my bad, he was assigned to lead rogue squadron and attained the rank of commander.

so its safe to assume in the three years between ANH and ESB that he had 4 more confirmed kills

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>>65014904
Based Hamill

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>>65014488
That floppy hair and tiny frame did him wonders

>>65014400
"God's mercy on you swine!"

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>>65014928
Never change anon, never change.

>>65014488
Ever watch "They Guyver"? Really shitty 90s sci-fi movie.

He plays a gay man in that. In the end he turns into a turtle for some reason.

>>65013891
Man, I could really use a webm of this scene and the part before it where Luke wakes up and goes "father?", he looks so pure

>>65014782
>everyone calls him out on being a selfish asshole
>gets captured at the end of ESB

Rey will never get captured without freeing herself and no one will ever say anything bad about her, because she is perfect

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>>65014854
Power bottom through and through

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>>65015017
>He plays a gay man in that

Does he kiss any men in it?

>>65015053
>they didn't put this blaster into Battlefront

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>>65015017
I have so many problems with your post.
But since this is a Luke thread I'll just say The Guyver is a very underrated masterpiece.

>>65014472
>>65014633
>>65014687

I have a feeling that those scenes were cut not for pacing or seeming too "American Graffiti" but because of that damn hat.

>>65015070
Looks like a schoolboy macking on a teacher there.

>>65015070
Yeah, he tries to suck off this black street walker too.

>>65015051
But Han seems more like George's self insert.

>>65015099
The one early draft of fem Luke at Han's feet has Han looking basically like a light haired young George so probably. Luke seems more like a wish fulfillment character though.

>>65015090
>tries

So he doesn't actually perform fellatio?

>>65015153
The the gargling gershwins.

I used to have that episode on vhs somewhere, one of the best original muppet show episodes.

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>>65015089
>Luke will never be your student
>Luke will never beg you to bend him over a desk and fuck him
>Luke will never suck your dick under your desk as you try to teach the class
>ywn never punish Luke for being a naughty student

>>65015168
No, he has to settle for a rimjob.

>>65015226
Go on...

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>>65015017
That's the one based off a manga, right? I wonder if Hamill is a nerd about anime and shit.

>>65015272
Then uh....at the end, he turns into some kind of turtle thing. I don't know man, haven't seen this shit since the 90s.

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>mfw dark luke will never force choke you

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>>65015157
Luke doesn't get the girl though and is a tiny effeminate fuccboy, why would George wish to be that?

>>65015352
He goes from a tiny whiny little bitch to badass space priest. Except I don't think George realized that the character was going to be so fuckable.

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>>65015226
He gives a rimjob or he gets a rimjob?

>>65015336
I'd rather turn his powers on himself and force choke him. And then fuck his BP as I'm doing it.

>>65015417
It's mutual, and there's a symbiotic alien involved in it too.

>>65015223
>ywn bend schoolboy luke over your knee and make him count out the blows as you spank his ass red

We were made to suffer.

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>>65015085
But the hat is kawaii.

>>65015466
Man....if that guy wasn't just ripping through hairy 70s muff, he was doing shit real wrong

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>>65015469
>It's mutual, and there's a symbiotic alien involved in it too

Jesus Christ, what is the plot of this movie?

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>>65015505
He settled down with a waifu sometime before ESB, I think. They're still together.

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Anyone have that picture where his hair is kinda fucked up and his face is red? Han is in it too.

>>65015561
Umm, it's something like a meteor or some shit lands and it has this thing in it, and it attaches to people and turns them into superman basically. So then it grabs ahold of hamill who plays a cop, who spends most of his time looking for gay sex, and makes him basically super-gay man and he just goes around and kills fuckers with his gay super powers. I think george c. scott is in it too and he plays this insane bionic gym teacher. So, yeah, then at the end someone turns into a turtle and that's basically that.

>>65014413
>movie explains that the Death Star's gun batteries are only good against large ships, so they send in fighters specifically because those guns won't be able to shoot them for shit

did you even watch the movie

>>65015470
>ywn wipe the tears from his eyes afterwards and kiss his forehead as he blushes
>ywn notice how aroused he is from being spanked
>ywn make him ride your dick immediately after
>ywn revel in his pained wimpers every time his reddened backside makes contact with your thighs

>>65012322
Was Luke even presented as some kind of amazing pilot?

He was shown as being decent, sure, but there was no Po Dameron Shoots Down 5 TIE Fighters While Providing Close Air Support shot. In the Yavin battle he kills one fighter (?) and makes a shot on the death star which is something red leader did as well, and he only hit because muh force.

In Empire he takes out one walker by being SHOT DOWN near it, and using lightsaber/grapple/grenade to kill it.

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>>65015741
Mark seems to like sitting effeminately

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>>65015773
I think men crossed their legs more back then, Ford does it too

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>ywn watch a 4chinz lesbian peg prime Hamill

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>>65015605
I got you senpai.

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>>65015728
>Was Luke even presented as some kind of amazing pilot?

Biggs describes him as "the hottest bush pilot this side of Mos Eisley"

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>>65015672
I thought he was supposed to turn into a cockroach?

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>>65015688
Anon please my dick can't take it

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Winking Hamill is best Hamill

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>>65015892
Just the one I was looking for, thanks anon

>>65016023
Failed wink.

>>65015672
Guyver is basically just body horror and involves post-crash Mark, so I can't imagine any of the homogay moments being all that appealing.

>>65015928
He meant he was the sexiest bush pilot, not the best.

>>65016095
Ah, the days where you could go out in a velvet leisure suit and white men could wear Cosby sweaters.

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>>65014911
>Rey= Female Luke Skywalker

But Luke is the female Luke Skywalker. Rey is more of a man than he is.

Also, Poe seems more like Han, with Finn being Leia.

>>65015352
Harrison Ford fucked Fisher and Hamill, right?

>>65016196
You realize Rey is Luke Skywalkers daughter right?

>>65016230
She's a Kenobi, Luke is a virgin.

>>65016217
She porked him and the rolling stones all in one night.

>>65016196
In terms of behavior you wouldn't think it but I'm pretty sure Poe is supposed to be the narrative Leia substitute since he's the one who is deeply connected with the rebel alliance and everything.

>>65016230
>implying she's not obi wan's granddaughter

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>>65016259
Link to that interview desu?

>>65016230
Luke is pure
PURE!

>>65016297
Dude, Obi Wan was gay. Put two and two together here, come on.

>>65016046
That just makes it even cuter.

>>65016304
When they land on bespin Carrie and Ford are all giddy and someone revealed that they're acting that way because they were still kinda shitfaced from partying all night.

Not sure where it's documented but google around and you'll find it.

>>65016358
>Dude, Obi Wan was gay

He was in love with that Satine chick.

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>>65016367
I thought they were giddy from the sex

>>65015928
Sorry Im not watching the special editions with retarded shit in them.

He never does anything in the movies that marks him as a great pilot, everything he does that might be even remotely special (evading darth vader, hitting death star exhaust) is directly attributed to the force.

>>65016358
>you will never be qui-gon jinn and have full access to that impressionable padawan BP

>>65012322
>How was Luke such an ace pilot?
He wasn't.

Both Red and Gold Squadrons got annihilated (The lone Y-Wing pilot, Keyan Farlander, survived because was a Force sensitive as well).
Wedge had to save Luke's bacon.
Han had to save Luke's bacon.
Obi Wan had to hold Luke's hand so the shot would go in.

Replace Luke with Rey and she shoots down every fighter and blows up the DS before any of her fellow rebels got shot down.

>>65016358
No.

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>>65015928
There has got to be high resolution versions of every single picture in this out there.

>>65016394
>Sorry Im not watching the special editions with retarded shit in them.
>"I'm gonna disregard this canon fact because I said so"

Okay.

I want to see him fucked by a 10 inch cock. Want to see his facial expression as the 10 incher reaches into the s-shaped part of his colon.

Have him get fucked so hard that he won't be able to take a dump in a week.

>>65016449
Try googling the photographer's name.

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>people seriously think this is a Mary Sue

>>65016510
Anon pls

>>65014042
>It's like claiming that someone who shows promise on a shooting range is suddenly going to be the best soldier ever in real combat.
That's a real problem the military faces. For all the ways they try to prepare all their men for combat, they never know how they're going to fare until they put them in the shit. Some take to it like a fish to water and others find a corner and assume the fetal position. There's no amount of training that can prepare a soldier mentally for real combat. Luke just ended up being one of the lucky ones.

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>>65016511
Well, found a rare Luke doing that, thank you.

>>65016549
What? What's wrong about wanting to see young Luke get his intestines filled with cum until he's left a bloated, broken mess?

>>65016608
I know there's doujins of this somewhere.

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>>65016608
My god, anon

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>>65016608
Do you have to include the intestinal parts?

>>65016449
Those ones look like outtakes so probably not unfortunately.

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>>65016608
>implying he's not for tenderly loving

The Force. The Force is the answer to 90% of the bullshit questions people ask about Star Wars.

In Star Trek, convenient plot holes are bullshit, because "God did it" isn't an acceptable answer. But in Star Wars, the Force guides everything. Unlikely shit happens because the Force intervenes. It's not a difficult concept.

>>65016633
>>65016661
>>65016675
You don't think it's hot seeing his tight asshole stretched out by a thick and long 10 incher? Seeing his face express the feeling of prostate bumping? His colon filled to the brim with thick, viscous baby batter? Seeing the shame he expresses as he shits out endless spurts of spunk for a whole week after the initial ass fucking?

>>65016358
>Dude, Obi Wan was gay

Is that why he was stalking Luke?

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>>65016806
No

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He would probably call you daddy and cry if it became too much, but in a good way

>>65012686
/thread

OP, I'm sorry you had to find out this way but you are indeed retarded. You have my condolences, assuming you can understand that word.

>>65014522

jesus i really wished they used this look at some point in the movie. he looks fly as fuck

>>65013949

Time to kill yourself and send the remains back to reddit you worthless shit.

>>65016842
D-do you think he has a daddy kink?

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>>65016866
They do, at the ceremony at the end of ANH. The shitty yellow jacket covers it up though.

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>>65016907
>hfw seeing >>65016806

>>65016857
>/thread

Anon, this has always been a thinly veiled Luke lust thread, you've been tricked.

>>65016661
>Will I get coke after this movie?

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>>65016926
No, I believe he's innocent and would blush if you would try and do anything too dirty with him and he would lose trust in you if you hurt him for your own pleasure.

Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Luke are horrible. I would never suggest removing his clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him absorb it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his anal virginity taken in one quick stroke.

I am even more disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling to meet yours.

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>>65016806
>You don't think it's hot seeing his tight asshole stretched out by a thick and long 10 incher? Seeing his face express the feeling of prostate bumping?

I like this, everything else is beyond lewd and into grotesque territory.

>>65017030
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and swear while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered ass for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "Y-You came so much inside of me, Anon", then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside him again.

You're all freaks. Luke's too pure for anyone to imagine him in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

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>>65016991
>hfw she gets it before the movie ends
>>65017032
I agree with this

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>>65017030
>this whole post

>>65014782
what the fuck is this from i've never seen the webms being posted

>>65017030
>>65017068
Delicious pasta, fukken saved.

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>>65017118
A deleted scene from ROTJ.

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>>65017030
>>65017068
Thread over, everyone's gonna be too busy fapping now.

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>>65017030
Gets me aroused but I'd rather be luke on this situation.

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>>65017030
>>65017068
This was originally a copypasta about Bran, right? He's fugly now and this actually works well with Luke so kudos to you for improving upon it, anon.

>>65017285
It was originally about Rika.

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>>65017227
Hate to break it to you, anon, but Luke is obviously a bottom.

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>>65017305
Always with the knee-high footwear.

>>65012559
That never happens in the NHL.

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>>65017350
You sure?

>>65016866
I really wish they included a ten minute long sex scene of Han Solo going balls deep inside Luke and filling his hole with spunk.

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Man, there really is a bottomless pit of rare Hamills out there. I love it.

>>65017431
I bet Luke tastes better than R2

>>65017431
Rare and wet.

>>65017437
This desu

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>>65017498
It seems like every thread a few more pop up

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>>65017412
ANH and ESB Luke are bottoms, ROTJ Luke is a top or power bottom.

>>65014320
the fuck?

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>this pose

>>65017654

That's a sexy get-up, honestly.

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>>65014035
Have a pointlessly animated passed out and vulnerable Luke.

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Would top for ANH Luke, bottom for ROTJ Luke.

>>65017721
It helps capture the scope of his unconscious immobility.

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>all these posts implying ROTJ luke isn't the gayest luke

He's just the ultimate power bottom now

>>65017770
Luke looks like he's trying to get Han's attention.

>>65016842
>that look on Alec's face

KILL ME

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>>65017770
Here:
>>65015946

>>65017880
Gotta love Biggs wandering around in a fly ass cape.

>>65012322
Luke could probably pilot his ship with his eyes closed using the force

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>>65017849

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>>65017791
Actually, I'd say ROTJ Luke is the most asexual Luke.

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>>65017842
PULLABLE

>>65017726
So is ESB Luke a switch

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>Luke's position

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>>65016427
Fly High Keyan Farlander and all the EU.

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>>65018004
si

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>>65018004
ESB is still a bottom but instead of being the innocent confused sort of bottom he's the eager cock hungry sort of bottom.

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>>65017997
LUSCIOUS

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>>65018055
>i can take all ten inches! anon, you have to believe me, i can take it! i can-!

>watching ESB
>Luke says, "I can't, it's too big."
You fags have ruined me.

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>>65018096
Could one theoretically get Luke to do any lewd act you want if you were to say he's not capable of it?

>>65018149
He even pants while saying it.

Fucking tease, that Luke Skywalker.

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>>mfw Hamill himself is among us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBG2rJZGW8

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>>65018222
>mfw he recently said Han and Luke would name their dog Rebel

Such a qt old man.

Jesus christ, is this place a breeding ground of Chickenhawks or something?

>>65012322
He wasn't good at combat

Just maneuvering

He could barely shoot down tie fighters in the millennium falcon

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>>65018317
wat

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>>65018321
His eyes are fucking ridiculous sometimes.

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>>65018324
>innocent anon coming in and thinking this is still what the thread is about

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>>65018403
>tiny compared to fucking YODA

Incredible.

>>65018121
He was slipping in and out of the Joker during this cameo.

>>65018317
This is a thread about wanting to fuck Luke, not about not joining the military.

>>65018501
I'd like his joker to slip in and out of me if you know what I'm talking about

>>65018502
Stop it!

Luke is gay, NOT straight!

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>>65018502
His wife is a qt and it's pretty nice of her to stay with him even after his face got fucked.

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>>65018552
Luke is gay, Hamill is straight.

>>65018577
even after the accident she would have found him way more attractive than you

>>65018643
Who wouldn't?
He's gorgeous.

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>>65018643
Well obviously, Hamill is perfect.

>>65012505
Poe is a crazy skilled pilot. I hope we get more of him further in the movies. More x-wing action, pls.

>>65018787
The X-Wing action in TFA was so tedious and boring though.

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>>65018321
Fuck, he looks so coy yet so hungry for dick.

LE FORCE xD

>>65013492
The exhaust port didn't shoot back either.

And maxed.

Comfy and quaint thread, OP.

>>65014811
>Carrie kicking her legs
kawaii

>>65019102
Thank you, and thanks to everyone else.
See you next time bbys.

>>65012322
>How was Luke such an ace pilot?

He flew T-16's back home on Tatooine, nigger. He told you that in the movie. He could even bullseye womp rats in those motherfuckers, and they aren't much bigger than 2 meters.

>He didn't have combat experience did he?

Have you seen a womp rat, motherfucker?

WOMP RATS!

>>65017654
Lord Vader, I'm Rebel Alliance

>>65016495
>lucasshit
>canon
meh

>>65019354
About time someone said it.

>>65019005
Even if his face was slightly fucked in TESB he still looks best there imo. Not as pure shota as ANH but not as weathered as ROTJ and it's a very unique kind of cute that looked good on him.

>>65018818
I dunno. Maybe Im just mixing things by now. I do remember that I liked the part with Finn tho. I want more like that, but with an x-wing, which always has been my favourite flying thing.

>>65019563
He was pretty in ESB, no shame in preferring him there.

>>65013961
>Turns of targeting
>Force ghost tells him to use the force
>Fires photon torpedo
>photon torpedo makes a right angle turn
Force mumbo jumbo confirmed.
>>65014078
>he practiced shooting all his life and is accustomed to piloting
Dude farmed moisture. Line was added in 1997 rerelease. Literally as canon as Han shooting second.

>>65014508
>also he attended a flight school that funnels pilots into the resistance.
No he didn't. He was butthurt about not getting accepted into it.

And if you're implying it's ok to cite novelizations and other supplemental bullshit to justify mad protagonist skillz, Rey learned how to pilot spacecraft using flight simulators found on the Star Destroyer.