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>Paul Giamatti humiliated himself to setup a sequel that will never be made and a role he will never be paid for

How do you think he feels?
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>>65011011
>humiliated himself

It's the greatest postmodern performance of all time. He is a genius and a true artiste.
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>>65011011

He was in Big Fat Liar.

BIG FAT LIAR.

He should be lucky he's not dead in a ditch
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Everyone involved in that piece of shit should be embarrassed

Especially it should be whoever decided that 1 minute should exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiPuwt5BC9E
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>>65011094
I loved that movie
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>>65011101
whoever did the sound design on that movie needs to be shot
if it wasnt for the shitty inspirational music that scene would actually be pretty good
or at least pretty closely mirroring the comics in terms of how spiderman actually fights and whatnot
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>>65011101
>>65011011
Wait, this shit is real?
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>>65011094
Fuck you I loved that when I was younger.
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Reminder that this was supossed to happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpC0z2P1uaY
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>>65011101
god when will these cap shit schlock end?
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>>65011747

reminder that this movie is still garbo
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>>65011671
>>65011791

This movie is like looking into a black hole of terrible decisions and they absolute worst of Hollywood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEz_zs67hwY
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>>65011101
>there are people on /co/ who unironically like this movie, especially for the dubstep fight part despite the terrible cartoon graphics
WAKE ME UP. jpg
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Paul Giamatti confuses me.

He does awful shit like this and yet he also does great shit like John Adams and American Splendor.
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>>65011924
oh shit jame we forgot to add this song, we already paid for royalties

fuck it just add it to this scene

but james it doesnt fit the narrative or emotional charge of that scene in the slightest

who cares, were sony how can we possible fail
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ASM2 was one of the worst films ever made.

I haven't seen the new Fantastic Four, but I doubt it can be worse than ASM2. Maybe just as bad, but not worse.

The only redeeming quality of ASM2 is the costume....thats the only thing they got right.
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>>65012030
>$

Now you know.
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>>65012030
I bet he had an interesting childhood. His dad had some...significant relationship with, Harvard. i think.
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>>65012093
oh no anon
the new f4 managed to pull it off. it is indeed worse then asm2
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>There are people who enjoy this soundtrack

What a clusterfuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BftW0FQoI7o
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I mean.. It isn't the first embarrassing thing he's done for a paycheck.
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>he doesn't rate Sideways
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Why exactly was it cancelled?
Because Garfield disrespected a jap?
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>>65012251

He didn't do it for the paycheck.

Apparently he's had a hard on for The Rhino since childhood and begged to play him in the movie.
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Why cant we just have Tobey and Sam back? ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qcJS_e2_hY

Also I dont get how people can defend and prefer ASM over SM
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>>65012270
He's too sjw to be rude to another ethnicity.
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>>65012300
thats actually depressing to hear
the rhinos not that great of a character to began with, and now i seriously doubt any future spiderman movie will even show him. and if they did i doubt they would use the same actor and risk being associated with asm2
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>>65012327
tobey was a horrible spiderman
both in looks and personality
besides that SM wins hands down over asm in every catagory
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>>65012327
Raimi ruined Spiderman with 3. If you don't agree, you were probably really young when it came out.

>Implying emo spidey was a good decision
>Implying Topher was a good Venom.
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>>65012327
Tobey was garbage, man, his acting was really bad, plus the writing of Sam's triilogy was cringeworthy.
And Sam never did anything good after Spiderman 1 except for the remake of Evil Dead.

Even Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty lacking.
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>>65012270
Garfield going full retard coupled with Sony Pictures going full retard + the movie was roasted in reviews and it performed under expectations.

Sony wanted desperately to make a Sony Spiderman extended universe movie series but someone with enough sense to realize this was the worst way to go managed to stop the shit.
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>>65012406
>out, am I?
>it's you who's out, Gobby, out of your mind!

The writing was pretty shite.
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>>65012446

>In a new report, Latino Review claims that Sony is – as stated – thinking of making a movie based on Spider-Man character Aunt May. The movie would be set in the past (Mad Men is name-dropped for comparison) and detail how the Amazing Spider-Man version of Aunt May (played by Sally Field) was actually a spy in her youth. This would be, of course, a totally new backstory for the Aunt May character – because nothing like this has ever been done in Spider-Man comics, which have gone to some pretty whacky places in their own right.

Never go full retard Sony
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>>65012093
The mask looks like shit on the actor.
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>>65012411
The sad part is that Topher was a shit Venom, but he would have made a great Spider-Man
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>>65012513
>Not understand Rami's cheddar cheese
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>Not liking the campyness of Riamis films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmorTLq9_s
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>>65011101
That looks terrible but the idea of the fight ain't bad.
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>>65012604
>>65012591
>it's good because it's bad
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>>65012513
That's just one line, pussytits.
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>>65012573
Tobey wasn't great, but he wasn't as bad as some people claim. Topher Grace is a nerd irl though, which is pretty obvious by his mannerisms.
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>>65012527
I really do hope they go through with it
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Fact: The Amazing films would have been solid 8/10 movies had Sony not fucked it all up.
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>>65012406
>>65012411
>>65012420

Take that back.

This is the greatest scene in cinema history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODMx_ntD1Y
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>>65012640
It's fine if you don't understand camp, but don't blame Raimi. It's been his style for longer than you've been alive. You watched it.
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>>65012251
JUST
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>>65012689
Fact: Blank film would've been a great film if blank hadn't fucked it up.
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GOD SPEED SPIDERMAN
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>>65012689
The biggest problem for Sony Pictures is they insist on being really fucking progressive in many of their movies lately.

Also didn't help matters that Garfield literally could not shut up about wanting Spiderman to be bisexual and him getting a black bf so he could kiss a man in the next movie instead of a eww disgusting mary jane.
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>>65012705
Literal meme scene that you probably didn't even like until you started browsing /tv/
>>65012715
saved. .
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>saw it in imax 3d day 1 and convinced myself I loved it

Fucked my shit up myself
I like the soundtrack tho
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>>65012773
I appreciated it a lot more once I watched the new series.

Give me Raimi over this new shit everytime.
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>>65012709
So he was shit even before I was born?
I know that, I watched Evil Dead 3. Honestly, I don't know how Army of Darkness got a good reception. The humour was so bad and slapstick.

I'm that kind of person who prefers Evil Dead 2 over Army of Darkness, so...
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>>65012199

I haven't watched it because I fucking love the Fantastic Four, and I don't watch Jack Kirby get shit on for 2 hours
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>>65012705

>People act like this was the worst scene in the movie
>Its the only fun part of the damn film
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>>65012810
Sounds like the realization a lot of VII fans are going to have someday.
>>65012822
SM2>SM1>ASM>SM3=ASM2
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>>65012839
Evil Dead 2 is campy as fuck. I'm saying when you know a guy uses camp humor in all his movies, why go see one?
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>>65012411
He was forced to shovel that shitshow venom into his movie so he made the "darkest" part of the movie into the goofiest shit possible
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>>65012764
>Also didn't help matters that Garfield literally could not shut up about wanting Spiderman to be bisexual and him getting a black bf so he could kiss a man in the next movie instead of a eww disgusting mary jane.

He only said it once, you guys are the ones who can't shut up about it and constantly talk about when Garfield is brought up.
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I really enjoyed this but I also enjoyed Spiderman 3.

I like to enjoy things.
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>>65012907
Just because it's the most laughable scene (in a very boring movie, that was badly cast.) doesn't mean the movie wasn't shit.
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>>65012998
Go to bed, Raimi. Venom was one of the most loved characters in the comics. I wonder what direction he would've taken with Carnage, or the next character he didn't like.
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BACK

TO

FORMULA
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>>65012756
confirmed best scene

Dafoe was a stellar goblin.
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>>65013143
>>65012756
>>65012513
You seem upset.
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>>65013048

Oh Spider-Man 3 is fucking horrible, but its at least watchable unlike ASM2
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>>65013204
on the contrary friend, i was simply memeing
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>>65013046

How the fuck can you like ams 2?

Its pure crap
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>>65013259
I wouldn't attempt to watch either. In fact, if I had to choose between watching either of them, I wouldn't choose either.
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>>65012865
dont ever go near it anon
you have made a wise decision, stick to the path and do no waver
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>>65013296
Same reason people enjoy VII. Easily entertained. I wish I could go in without a thought in my head.
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>>65011101
I hated how everyone loved the costume. He literally looks like a fag from Cosplay. It was shit.
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>>65013403
you seem to be off to a good start
parroting whatever you heard in the last shitposting thread
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>>65013479
Nitpicking about costumes is pretty faggy.
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>>65011011
This man was in Thunderpants.

I don't think he gives a shit.
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>>65013403

Whoa whoa whoa, I didn't love TFA either, but you could make a cut of it with just the worst parts and turn it into a true Mary Sue film...and even then it would be nowhere near as bad as ASM2.

Its almost impressive how bad ASM2 is...it fails in nearly every regard as a movie.
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>>65013593
I start most of the hate threads, bud.
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>>65013607
comics in general are pretty faggy
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>>65013689
You got a point.
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>>65012705
don't have any feelings about the movies (haven't seen them since I was a child) but that's a fucking awesome scene, love to see confidence in a director, usually these capeshits are played so safe and formulaic, this almost comes straight from Godard or Carpenter
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>>65013714
I never cared about the costume.
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>>65013709
only thing worse then a sheep is a sheep who thinks their a shepherd
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>>65011101
Jesus Christ what the hell is this garbage?
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>>65013766
cause you're a fag
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>>65011924

4uuuuuuuuuuu

4uuuuuuuuuuu
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>>65011011
glad he made how ever many million dollars they paid him for the movie he was in
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>>65011747
Why is the Return of the king Soundtrack playing in this?
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>>65013810
>then
>speaking like a conservative bible salesman

Please. Leave.
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>>65013884
right after you friendo
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>>65013810
>they're

Just notice that one too
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>>65011101
>this was released in 2014
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>>65012327
>tfw a child hearing this for the first time in a real life spiderman movie
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>>65013936
Don't get mad. Most people liked it. It'll be like the fan version of Oscar winners.
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>>65012260
His character is beta as fuck in that movie, it triggers me.
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>>65013684
>didn't know about this movie
>look it up
>mfw reading the description of it on wikipedia

This seems so ridiculous I might have to just watch it myself
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>>65013684
>During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Paul Giamatti referred to this film as one of the high points in his career.
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Andrew Garfield is like a drama school bro. Very shit Spiderman.
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>>65013684
>The New Film by Quentin Tarantino
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>4chan and reddit are in complete agreement
>I'm literally the only person who likes ASM series
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>>65014109
The first wasn't bad. The second one was pretty shit though.
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>>65014330
Making Electro a yandere was a really unique take on his origin, and he was an interesting and compelling antagonist since he was fighting both sides at once. The bromance between Harry and Peter was also pretty slick.
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>>65013943
good for you?
are you currently an english teacher?
or are you so autistic you cant handle grammatical errors
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>>65014728
Calm down. You're clearly very young, so I won't bother you anymore.
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>>65014435
>compelling antagonist
>fights Spiderman because he forgot electro's name
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>>65014770
yeah whatever you want to tell yourself
as long as your leaving
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>>65011056
this

>film is complete and total donkey shit
>Giamatti says 'fuck it' and hams it up to the max, providing the only entertaining moment
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>>65014109

I like the ASM series too, in a "Saturday Morning Cartoon: Live Action" kind of way. They're not movies I would recommend to others and I'm not sure if I'll ever watch them again since there's so much fresh capeshit coming out all the time, but I enjoyed them.
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>>65011101

>its real
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>>65014826
i agree that electro sucks but to be fair, they did show how obviously deranged and unbalanced he was
seeing him and spiderman as best friends, forgetting his name probably seemed like a pretty big betrayal to electro, it would make sense that it would snap his very fragile pysche
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>>65011101
that fight was pretty based.

What movie is it from?
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>>65012411
I was 16

Saw it twice I liked it so much
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>any capeshit not made by marvel is automatically shit
You should shill more subtly it's way too obvious
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>>65014095
And the writing didn't help either.
Kurtzman and Orci are fucking hacks that don't get how to make a compelling story that the audience can get absorbed into, and it shows. The fucking magic blood bullshit, the over-developed and somehow underwritten setpieces, bad dialaogue, the works.
I dont understand how these fucking morons keep getting hired to write characters they clearly don't care about. Spiderman should never consider moving away from NYC for some pussy. What the hell happened to "great power and great responsibility?"
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HOPE HE FEELS BAD... HOPE PAUL GIAMATTI DIES
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Giamatti will take pretty much any fucking role if offered.
He took John Adams because he hated John Adams and wanted to challenge himself. No other reason.
He'd probably appear on fucking Half in the Bag if RLM had his phone number and a thousand bucks.
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>>65011011
Looks like hes having a good time to me
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>implying this is isn't the GOAT of spider-man films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM
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>>65015181
But that really seems to be the case though, First Class and Raimi's Spiderman notwithstanding.
Marvel Studios actually hires people that give a shit instead of spineless yesmen like Sony does.
Everyone at Warner is on drugs though. You'd think that writers and directors with access to the DC archives would take the time to actually use those resources.
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He's an actor, looking like morons is what they do. I'm sure he'll get over looking silly for a few minutes.
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>>65011011
He was in the only two good scenes in the movie, which were largely only good because of him. For all the "not muh rhino" bitching he got, he was the only villain, maybe character in general, in the movie wasn't completely terrible.

You want to talk about humiliated? Dane Dehaan was clearly embarrassed to even be on set.
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>>65013684

uno
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>>65012839
>Evil Dead 2
Was a fucking slapstick comedy half of the time.
Nigga u dumb
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>>65011011
>tfw I went to watch the movie to the theater because the trailer deceived me with that scene
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>>65015349
>Peter eating a hot dog
>that corny ass freeze frame at the end

Jesus christ I miss Raimi's Spider-Man series.

>>65015461
Dane Dehaan was way too good of an actor to be in such horrid schlock.
And for all his troubles, he ended up looking like a meth head in a shitty homemade Iron Man costume.
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>>65015534
>he ended up looking like a meth head in a shitty homemade Iron Man costume.

The goblin was just shit all around. They didn't know how to work him into the story, nobody knew how to design him, and Dehaan didn't know how to play him. Pretty clear signs that they just shouldn't have bothered.
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>>65011747
hahahaha its like they ripped off the worst part of MGS4
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>>65014109

i really liked the ASM series bro. not contrarian.

ASM2>ASM1>raimi shit, that is my 100% honest opinion
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>>65013873
holy shit you're right
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>>65015616
But in Dehaan's defense, the writing was shit. Can't really work with something if you have shit writing.

And you're right, they really should not have bothered. He is literally the movie equivalent a last minute bossfight in a crappy video game.
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>>65011101
you never go full schumacher
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>>65015898
That movie has loads of rewatch value at least, whereas Nolan Batman movies are a chore to watch more than once.
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>>65011924
>tapes picture up while it's still in the frame for literally no reason

I'm guessing later, it's revealed there's something hidden in the frame behind the picture, right?
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>>65015898
At least Batman and Robin was pretty to look at, what with the whole "66 series on drugs" aesthetic and the fucking HR Giger batmobile.
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>>65011101
Holy kek these comments
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>>65014024
Red letter media did a best of the worst with that movie.
I'd just watch that review a sits pretty damn funny but you don't have to sit through the actual movie.
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>>65011101
What PS2 game is this from?
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>>65013684
How do we save him
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>>65016251
Good taste in ponies at least
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>>65016251
holy fuck

i honestly wouldnt mind if there was a mass genocide of adult men who watch MLP
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>>65016054

ASM2 makes Batman and Robin look like The Dark Knight
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>>65011101
Uh, this looks more like a spiderman comic than anything in the raimi movies
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>>65011011
>Paul Giamatti humiliated himself to setup a sequel that will never be made and a role he will never be paid for
Many film actors experience this. Part of the job, homie.
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>>65016346
Exactly. I'm glad the Amazing series got shitcanned and that Sony Pictures is suffering for it.

I'm curious to see where the guys at Marvel Studios are taking it, given the director said he was directly inspired by John Hughes. Mite b cool
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>>65012773
>hating on kino
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>>65013873
what the fuck?
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>>65014891
it was because he took the spotlight off him really not because he forgot his name and made him a nobody again not cuz he forgot his name
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>>65015771
>But in Dehaan's defense, the writing was shit.
Very true.
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>>65011101
I can't believe I saw this in theaters
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>>65013858
Bigguy i'm not crashing on
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You're trash Brock
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>>65012705
I love it. It it Fondue of Cheese.
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>>65012420
>the writing of Sam's triilogy was cringeworthy.
Fuck off, the writing in the first two movies is great. It's corny and over the top but they're fucking superhero movies. Sam is the only director that has ever successfully captured the feeling of a comic book and put it on the big screen.
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>>65012420
>Sam never did anything good after Spiderman 1 except for the remake of Evil Dead.
Drag Me to Hell
>Even Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty lacking.
Ash vs Evil Dead was everything I had hoped for. Tons of gory practical effects and Ash being Ash. What more do you want?
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>>65012705
this scene is very Hercules/Xena. I love it
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SM2 > SM >>> SM3 > TASM >>> TASM2

Can we all agree on this? I used to rank TASM above SM3 but the more I think about it the more I like SM3 and the less I like TASM. SM3 has tons of problems but it benefits from the touch of a director who has style and vision. TASM is a completely by the numbers superhero origin movie, nothing about it is unique or stands out.
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>>65018320

Did you at least leave halfway through? It was so unbelievably boring
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>I AM RHINO

what did he mean by this?
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>>65016436
>muh comics
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>>65016436
I didn't know the Spider-Man comics look like a bad video game.
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Were we not supposed to feel bad for Electro?

He's painted as this poor, lonely guy, but the movie also takes great length to show he's a fucking weirdo with obsessive tendencies. But it pushes it too far and makes him look legitimately disturbed. So either he's a lonely dude who can't catch a break, or a mentally ill man that no one even tries to understand. Either way, seems a lot more sympathetic than two teenagers squabbling about an off-and-on puppy love.

Then at the end of the movie, Spider-Man (who was seen to have understood that Electro wasn't in his right mind earlier in Time Square) just fucking wastes him without trying to reason with him at all, and we're just supposed to be happy about it.
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mecha manlet will be missed
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>>65013873
In unfinished parts of the movie they use other soundtracks as placeholder

like, in that leaked Origins Wolverine workprint they use the Transformers soundtrack

see also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbCbwP6ibR4
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>>65018725

I agree with you, the scene with the Sandman punching Spidey almost to death got me, not a single scene in TASM got me
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>>65013684
>A boy with a farting problem whose only friend is a boy who doesn't have a sense of smell

pottery
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>>65015898
time to fap
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>>65012756
>>65013143
Everyone always talks about Simmons being the most spot-on casting ever, and it was great casting, but Willem as GG was absolutely just as perfect. Nobody else could have made that work as well.
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>>65019026
>it's an allegory for 4chan members and normies feeling good about disregarding desperate and lonely men with no real solution
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I saw this movie at the dollar theater when it was half off Monday and people still complained that they wasted their money seeing it
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>>65018585
>drag me to hell
I was laughing in the theaters that movie was so bad
I lost count how many times they did the vomit gag
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My favorite Giamatti movie with my favorite scene in the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ZJbAdw1Rw
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>>65011101
>there are people who unironically defend this movie
>there are people who unironically like this movie
>there are people who like this movie better then the sam raimi ones
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>>65016251
If I were massively rich and famous, I'd wear a stupid T-shirt to help me seduce MILF Tara Strong.
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>>65011924
This cannot be real. This literally feels like one of those 'unfitting music' epic meme videos form the late 2000s. What the fucking shit.
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>>65012865

Don't. It's so bad it's actually kinda weird. It's not so bad it's good like Batman and Robin, or so bad it's bad like Hansel and Gretel. It's kinda creepy how bad it is.
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>>65012406

>tobey was a horrible spiderman

I'd rather have an amazing Peter Parker first and foremost than an Amazing Spider-Man.
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>>65011101
my god that's terrible
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>>65020029
>It's so bad it's actually kinda weird.

The third act was like being hypnotized. It's not a stupid kind of bad you can either laugh or get frustrated at, yet it's not bland, either. It's just illogical and and strange, and though I couldn't bring myself to care, I couldn't look away.
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>>65012406
But he was a perfect Peter Parker.
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>>65014866
But I would recommend 90s spidey cartoon to others.
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>>65011924
>what is Roosevelt? ?
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>>65015898
The nipples always get me man.
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>>65011101

What video game is this from?
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>>65011011
This is my absolute favorite movie to watch with friends. Everything about it is solid gold. Giamatti isn't even bad in it; he's the only one having fun in a comic book movie. Seriously, get your buddies over and just rip it apart. It's the best.
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>>65011101
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>>65011101
>Villain has electric powers
>Tries to fight him using water
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>>65020091
Jesus it's like Garfield acted exactly the opposite of Peter Parker
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>>65013098

Actually it's true that Venom was shoehorned to SM3. Raimi had plans to use him later but Avi Arad or whoever the producer was made Raimi push venom into the movie.
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>>65012941
Fuck no.
SM3 at least had heart and really funny moments.
ASM2 is a cashgrab at his full force.
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>>65013684
>starring rupert grint
>he's actually just a supporting actor in this
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>>65011101
Wtf is this a ps2 game?
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>>65011101
I've seen the fucking movie before. Whoever uploaded this cut out very small pieces here and there, and also sped the overall video up a tiny bit. That's why it flows so awkwardly and sounds weird.
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>>65011011
Probably sent all of his children to college with that cameo alone
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>>65011101
jesus h christ
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HE LIED TO ME

HE SHOT AT ME

HE HATED A ME

VIRGINITY

ELECTRICITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zYB1PLjKv0

i cant be the only one that semi-ironically enjoys this
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>>65011101
>>65011101
This is obviously getting a lot of hate. But I really enjoy some of the otherworldy dare I say video game-ish imagery being employed here, and emphasis on Spider-Man's acrobatic abilities (despite being showcased in somewhat shoddy cgi). Spider-Man as a series has always had a sort of retro pulpy feel where the villains where shakespearian sob stories and Spidey prone to waxing on poetically at times. Why am I bringing this up? Well this scene in my mind is that sort of theatrical (as in a stageshow) type conflict where action doesnt serve itself but instead reveals aspects of the characters. Obviously with the heavy Hamlet ghost dad reference, but otherwise with Spider-Man and Electro's constant injection of flair and style into their every move. Marc Webb's dynamic camera work enhanced this as well

I've said my piece, its 300 am. I wouldnt have minded a "Amazing Spiderman 3" if the script was worth it
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>>65023668
pretty good desu. wish the movie was as good
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I just wish there was a good fan edit of ASM2. I sort of liked it, but I remember there being too many folk songs/hipster shit in the movie and too many romance scenes that dragged on.

There's actually one where some guy combined the first two movies so it can just be watched as a standalone film. But who knows how good that is.
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I am so fucking pissed they're using his voice instead of Kevin Michael Richardson's in Ratchet & Clank. It's fucking ridiculous.
I'm already pissed about the design for Chairman Drek; holy shit don't get me started.
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>>65011101
Good lord, that sounds AND looks bad. I understand where they were going with this shit, but it just doesn't work in a movie.
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>>65023827
same people are doing batman v superman sounds senpai
zimmer and junkie xl
im hyped
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>>65011101
>People shit on the Raimi flicks over this
Fuck em.
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>>65013684
watched this when i was a kid, the kid who farts literally farts hard enough to power a hovercraft, its a pretty shit movie.
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>>65011101
And I will do it

FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOU FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
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>>65016298
>i honestly wouldnt mind if there was a mass genocide of adult men who watch MLP
Why bother? They'll die out within a generation, mostly. Few of these fucks can get laid, let alone reproduce.
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>>65011101
It wasn't even that bad. I never saw it, but it looked more or less as I'd imagined it might. What's the problem? A lame quip, acrobatics, electric blasts and webbing. The Insy Wincy Spider part was slightly amusing. What was wrong with it? To his credit, Jamie Foxx was less shit than I expected him to be.
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>>65012705
I know I fucking loved it too. he's a fucking nerd, of course this is what a nerd looks like with confidence.
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>>65016251
A bullet to the head.
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>>65011011
I just watched this. It was ok. I mean its capeshit what more do you expect?
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>>65024945
Most capeshit is better than this.
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>>65024945
so was it ok or capeshit?
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>>65011924
Wasn't there an internet search montage in the first movie as well?
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>>65025120
Yes.
He used Bing there.
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>>65025120
>>65025132

https://youtu.be/wy-v4c4is-w
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>>65012705
>People still like The Amazing Spider Man more than Raimi's
JUST
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>>65025211
>Linking early CinemaSins
Not as bad as linking newer CinemaSins, but still bad.
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>>65016436
so what? It looks like shit for a movie
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>>65023786
I know the term is overused, but this post really would fit better at reddit
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>>65023668

would actually be kinda good without the weird ass whispers in the background ruining it
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>>65013684
Name a sole reason to produce, write, act, direct, spend money on a product like this
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>>65012705
lol those fucking gun fingers.

And dat Russian QT that went nowhere.
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>>65016118
FUCKING KEK
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>>65019026
It was a kick to the face of the original fanbase of comic books and to 'misfits' and nerds and people that have actual problems. By fucking chads that were spiderman and his friends. It was marketing strategy.
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>>65011101

I won't even lie

If nothing else, I loved the ASM2 leitmotif

Shame they won't be carrying it over to Marvel Studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW8mk2NDr8A
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>>65019026
Electro went off the deep end.
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>>65028141
HIS MOM IS GONNA FREAK!
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>>65011101
what did he mean by this?
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>>65012764

Did you see the sentient blob of unseasoned, undercooked bread pudding they cast as MJ?

I would've looked for any way out of that kiss, too.
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>>65012705

Sorry Spidey, I can't even make it halfway through this.
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Isn't that the question of the day?
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>>65028431
Jesus
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>>65011747
>Dropped a reunion with Peter's father for Paul Giamatti screaming I AM THE RHINO
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>>65016436
Why should a movie look like a comic?
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>>65029011

They shouldn't. Superhero comics are just adolescent power fantasy at their core; there is no example of subtlety in any issue of Spider-Man. All things are are as boisterous and flamboyant as possible, very similar to a gay pride parade.

If a character is sad they immediately cry. If a character is angry their veins bulge and shadows appear over their eyes. If a character laughs they lose all physical control of themselves and contort. The panels of a typical comic book are so ridiculously overdone it could never translate onto film.
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>>65011011
>he's only in the movie for like 5 minutes
>he still made mad dosh for it
>he probably knew noone would see it anyways
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>>65011101
>You ready to give up?!
>BUUUUUURP

My fucking sides.
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>>65011011
>best part of the movie
>only actor with any sense of self awareness about the garbage he's starring in
>humiliated himself

If anything, classic Dane DeHaan humiliated himself by putting on that terrible GG costume and those fake fucked up teeth. Or Jamie Foxx did with every single thing about Electro.
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OUT AM I?
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>That kid
>That crowd
>That Giamatti
>That ending on the trailer shot

I am glad this shitty series is done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S6ucfp1sU
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American Splendor is the greatest kino of the last two decades.
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>>65011101

What video game is this?

>He plays itsy bitsy spider

Holy Fuck
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>>65012604
Thank god he dropped out of directing the Warcraft movie
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>>65011924
>FOR YOUUUUU
this is an edit, right?
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>>65013684
I went to see this in the cinema when it came out and it was the worst thing I've ever seen. I honestly completely forgot it existed until just now
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>>65016161
>watching reddit letter media
no fucking thank you
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>>65012030
Ever heard of mortgages?

Poor bastard has married a goddamn jew and got it pregnant too.
If the bitch decides to divorce, he's going to be up to his neck in alimony. Brendan is going to be smalltime compared to how bad Paul is gonna get fleeced.
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>>65012199
I don't get how people claim it was worse than the previous F4 movies.
Just ... how the fuck? Those were fucking godawful to begin with.
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>>65012420
>shitting on Raimi Spidey

You DO realize those movies are the reason why capeshit is back on silverscreen today, faggot?
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>>65031197
Sounds like a good reason to shit on him.
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>>65015640
*best part
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ASM2 is actually pretty good, a 4/5 cape flick desu.

Very comic-booky.
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>>65030601
lel wtf
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>>65011101

It is the worst of the Spider-Man movies but it has its moments.
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>>65018725
this anon's getting it
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>>65019746
It's a horror COMEDY.
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>>65031197
I'd give more credit to X-Men.
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>>65013684
>Anna Popplewell will never be your big sister who scolds you for farting in her presence (._. )
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>>65019746
Anon, Drag Me to Hell is on purposely ridiculous. It's a horror comedy. Raimi wanted it to make you laugh.
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>>65031131
fuck off reddit
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>>65013015
>He only said it once, you guys are the ones who can't shut up about it and constantly talk about when Garfield is brought up.

We are sick of kikes like him shoving the gay/interracial agenda in our faces.
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remember when you could watch the whole movie on youtube before it even came out?

I had the chance to see it but didn't lmao because fuck ASM shit
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>>65011101
I feel like I'm having a stroke, what the fuck is happening?
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>>65011101

I thought Electro's audio was the best part of the movie. A lot of people mistake his soundtrack as being dubstep when it was really a tesla coil playing the notes.
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He'd actually be decent as a broken insane former soldier with a stolen experimentally military mech. Like Bill from that episode of King of Hill where he steals a tank.
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>>65012513
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>>65012705
literally me
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