Why did he rescue him him instead of finding another apprentice

He still was extremely powerful in the force and had a metric fuckton of midichlorians.

In order for the new apprentice to match Anakin's power level, he would have to use the Force to impregnate another woman and then raise the baby to adulthood.

more importantly, how did Sheev get there before he died? With those injuries just lying there he'd not last long at all

>>65009175
LOYALTY
O
Y
A
L
T
Y

Leaving him to die would be a dick Jedi move.

Because in the Star wars universe artificial limb- technology has gotten so far that losing a limb no longer results in a disadvantage at all. Do you even watch these movies?

>>65009430
It deprived him of the ability to cast lightning bolts.

>>65009175
why didnt obiwan finish the job?

>>65009430
This is mostly true but Anakin got JUST'd by lava to the point where he became a strong as fuck cyborg as opposed to Mary Sue flipping around everywhere with lightning

>>65009430

Except, Palpatine had massive budgetary limitations which resulted in Vader being severely weakened

Do YOU understand Star Wars?

>>65009175

A better question is: do you think Palpatine genuinely cared for Anakin? He did seem sorry when he saw the state Obi-Wan left him in.

>>65009498
>Obi-Wan looked down. It would be a mercy to kill him.
>He was not feeling merciful.
>He was feeling calm, and clear, and he knew that to climb down to that black beach might cost him more time than he had.
>Another Sith Lord approached.
>In the end, there was only one choice. It was a choice he had made many years before, when he had passed his trials of Jedi Knighthood, and sworn himself to the Jedi forever. In the end, he was still Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he was still a Jedi, and he would not murder a helpless man.
>He would leave it to the will of the Force.

Pity Obi-Wan didn't kill him when he had the chance.

>>65009269
The Force.

The Force kept him alive.

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We can grow skin now.

How can a Civ that spans a galaxy not make real limbs and skin? Plus lung transplants, etc...

>>65009175
the force isn't affected by your body, so getting his body burned and mutilated didn't make him any weaker with the force. He kept growing stronger with the force but he became a lot worse with the lightsaber

>>65009666
Budgetary constraints

>>65009666
Even their childbirths are lethal.

>>65009696
Haha, nice meme.

>>65009175
Because Anakin is the chosen one, dumbass.

>>65009584
He wasn't sorry for Anakin, he was sorry that his greatest weapon had been irreparably damaged.

>>65009696
Reminder Vader was literally put into a semi-custom suit on a budget and seemingly never refitted.

>>65009666
Because they're 2 completely different civilizations?

Our galaxy and their galaxy focused on different technological developments.

>>65009175
He way a big guy.

>>65009666
also how come security cameras are nonexistent in the galaxy far-far away

>>65009742
>Anakin saves him from treasonous assassins
>becomes his most loyal subject
>such pals that they go to opera together

Nah, the Emperor is sad

>>65009748
I think Palpatine deliberately refitted Anakin with a lousy armor as a joke.

>>65009855
>Nah, the Emperor is sad
Yeah that's also why he was goading Luke to kill Vader after Vader became useless to him.
Palpatine never gave a fuck about Anakin, he just wanted his 10/10 loyal killing machine.

>>65009612
He could have force-pushed him further into the lava.

>>65009822
see
>>65009759

>>65009822
You need to kill younglings to get them to record you.

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>>65009175
palpatine knew anakin and padme were knocking boots. he must have known their children would be powerful force users. why did he not make every effort to capture them? And even if they got away, his enormous power couldn't find them in 20 years? they were put in the most obvious places: anakin's home planet and padme's best chum organa. he could have trained them from such a young age in the dark side.

Because Anakin is force Jesus.
He is the result of Sheev and Plagueis using the force to wish life into existence.
He is more or less composed of mediclorines. Sheev wouldn't abandon such a project.

>>65009759
This Mass Effect argument is stupid.
I could see if you lived underwater, so you couldn't develop fire. Probably discover bioluminescence instead of fire. For us air breathers tech is pretty much a straight line, not a tech tree.

>>65009666
Satan checked

>>65009931
They made it look like the children died with her.

>>65009953
>This Mass Effect argument is stupid.
Elaborate. What's this Mass Effect argument you're talking about?

>>65009175

He was still the most powerful Force-potential user out there. Restoring him means your Apprentice now owes you his fucking life which means your initial con of promising him his waifu would live is negated.

That was probably the only decision that Sheev made that actually made sense in those movies.

>>65009175
because only Jedi's leave their comrades to die, Siths go back and help their bros when they really need it

>>65009612
Pity? It was pity that stayed Obi-Wan’s hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, anon? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Anakin has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Obi-Wan may rule the fate of many

>>65009257
I hate this shitty headcanon.

>>65009175
dem midichlorians doe

Sheev was a good friend

>>65009931
>Dark Side Leia
hnng

>>65009976
And apparently Sheev was too busy to check it himself with the Force.

Maybe he just decided that now that he was Emperor he'd never go back to Naboo or anywhere near a Gungan.

>>65010007

MULTI-FILM POTTERY

>>65009582
>budget
>implying Sheev didn't do it on purpose

>>65009976
sheev shouldn't have fallen for that weak sauce. he's a way more competent manipulator. you know he'd have had people to prevent their flight or at least keep a much better watch on them. in all that time he never visited alderaan and met the royal family? felt the princess strong in the force? they were the ones who got away from the battle after all

>>65009269
After fighting Yodo, he felt something in the force and knew Vader was in trouble.

It's in the film

>>65009544
>>65009490
>>65009430
Well in the EU the wounds weakened him, his force powers got weaker because there was less midiclhorians to go around.

>>65009582
Plaugieus payed for all the clones and Star Destroyers.

>>65009584
He wanted to ditch Vader and use Luke as his new understudy

>>65009822
They are, hence Obi Wan knew about Vader's attack on the Jedi temple

>>65009931
Palpatine put her on the throne to use her as a puppet.

>>65009985
No. Siths hate each other.

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Who is more advanced?

>>65010058
>implying EmPal SuRecon uses anything but the finest cyborg parts

>>65010101
Griev

>>65010058
>not recognizing the difficulties of intergalactic funding post-war

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>>65010007

>>65010090
>Yodo
Is that the guy who taught Yoda "do or do not"?

>>65009977
That there are different paths to technological development and the exposure to alien technology forces you to go down certain roads, limiting your vision of what is feasible.

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>>65010090
>yodo

>>65010101
Is that robocop from the robocop remake on the right?

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>>65009582
>>65010112
>>65010058

Do you think Palpatine noticed the woodoo hide?

>>65010098
Siths don't hate each other, they seek to become better than each other even if it means killing the other. They live so that the next Sith can be greater than what they are. They care about their brothers.

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>>65010135
>not recognizing unlimited power

What did Anakin/Darth Vader even do? His greatest achievement was massacring younglings at the jedi academy. Did Sheev feed off his force energy or something?

>>65010206
>what was the jedi purge

>>65010156
But there are different paths. What if nobody came up with the idea of video cameras? Nobody'd have them then.

>>65009582
Someone has been watching Red Letter Media

Anakin wasn't anywhere near his full potential when he got rekt by Obi-Wan. Losing those limbs lowered his potential (still extremely high), and also made him stiff and not very agile.

So instead, they armored the fuck out of his suit and he trained to use an overpowering saber style rather than dance around like the wind. Vader is more powerful than Anakin ever was, but he still lost a sizeable portion of "what if".

>>65010183
It reminded him of the babe.

>>65009584
He probably expected Vader to win and was dissapointed rather than sorry.

>>65010007

A bit of a different situation though.

Obi-Wan was cruel as fuck to his supposed "friend." I'd expect Obi-Wan to deliver a killing blow to him to put him out of the misery of letting your "friend" and Padawan burn to death by a lava sea.

But shit writing and having him come back as Darth Vader required Obi-Wan just leaving him there to slowly cook. His student and friend. Just roasting there. Made no sense.

Bilbo just let Gollum live because he felt sorry for him and could tell he was somewhat intelligent.

>>65009175
Kinda funny that Anakin kinda had to experience this twice

>gets rekt by Obi Wan after battle
>Obi-Wan calms down and decides not to end him
>gets rekt by Luke after battle
>Luke calms down and decides not to end him

>>65010206
his greatest achievement was actually killing the Separists, fuck those guys

>not having Anakin grow to be about 40 years old as the most powerful jedi, then turning him into Vader

bravo Lucas you fucking hack

>>65010168
yes. all he has left is that plus a hand. they can take the rest of the suit off like iron man.

>>65010101
Grievous. Definitely Grievous.

>>65010263
Anakin was very powerful tho, it's been mentioned before but what killed him was his arrogance. If he dropped that, he would've never done that jump.

>>65009175
Probably for the same reasons you weren't aborted, OP

>>65010273
By that point Obi-Wan had survived three encounters with Sith Lords.

>>65010241
Unlikely because people are always going to try to emulate the eye.

>>65009666
because it was a long time ago you faggot

>>65010295
This. Not killing him left two possibilities
>leave his good friend to slowly die in agony by a pit of lava
>leave a sith lord alive, potentially to be rescued and survive his wounds
It's an absolute no-brainer

>>65010295
True, it could have been easily fixed though with Anakin simply falling somewhere Obi-Wan couldn't see him and would have assumed him dead

But Lucas is Lucas

>>65010385
rude

>>65010402
Okay, well maybe nobody had an idea how to implement it then.

>>65009175
>getting deep fried in lava made Vader less powerful with the force

Why the fuck didn't Sheev just inject him with more midiclorians?

>>65010310
Anakin had a hard life

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>>65010206

>>65010237
Order 66 issued by sheev.
Nothing to do with anakin

>>65010430
Or Obi-Wan and Yoda fight Anakin and Sheev together, and are winning (including Anakin getting JUSTed) but a shitload of clone troopers arrive forcing them to flee before they can finish Sheev

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>>65010310
yea haha, anakin was kinda funny. such a good friend. remember that time he killed all those younglings? so funny haha.

>>65010310

It's kind of like poetry. They rhyme.

>>65010078
>>65010056

Sheev is a fucking sexist and that's why he didn't care about Leia. As for Luke, everything went according to his plan except because Luke refused to change sides in the last second and Vader betrayed Sheev also in the last second.

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>>65009175

>with a full set of limbs?

>>65010489
>muh "I was just following orders" defense

>>65010295
>>65010425

So what would you have preferred? Should Lucas have killed off Anakin at the end of ROTS in 2005? How do you think the movie would have been critically acclaimed then? How would that have improved the franchise?

>>65010430
Like Darth Maul :^]

But I see your point

>>65010237
We saw in the film clone troopers blowing the fuck out of Jedi, was Anakin really so integral in removing them?

>>65010553
Considering it would automatically have made the Prequels non-canon...

>>65010553
>So what would you have preferred?
literally proposed a better scenario here >>65010492

>>65010496
Haha remember when he force choked his pregnant girlfriend, she died and the. Haha, such a good friend.

>>65010553
yes, he kills off anakin and in a shocking twist, his new pupil comes out of the shadows. it's jar jar, ready to be encased in black armor with a voice modulator so he can take on the guise of darth vader. it would have been the ultimate fuck you from lucas.

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>>65010576
That's what Rebels is for.

>>65010553

Anything other than how they handled it. They could have had Anakin using force powers from the Dark Side to try to manipulate the environment or something then he fucks up in his anger and hurts himself. Then have Obi-Wan trying to save him and just simply can't and has to leave him behind.

Having Obi-Wan fuck up his friend and student and then leave him to die doesn't square up with how Obi-Wan seems to feel for him in New Hope.

>>65010665
These sabers are way too thin

>>65010665
Except for the bad Yoda and Anakin animations, this series is pretty good. Hope it gets a bigger budget with time, really loved how the clone wars series went.

>>65010708
they were pretty thin in ANH

"younglins movie" they said

>>65010665
this shit is really just the new EU. everything outside of the movies is where starwars really shines and comes to life. it's the only reason anyone even cares about this series. yet JJ was so afraid to include any of it in his movie.

>>65010399
Anakin is mentioned to be better than Obi-Wan in the movies. Sheev himself saw Obi-Wan being defeated by Dooku (for second time), who was immediately defeated by Anakin after that.

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>Is the Dark Side stronger?
>No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

>gets rekt by Sheev despite centuries of headstart in the way of the Force

Was Yoda just full of shit?

>>65010813

Not Yoda, Lucas.

>>65010665

Topkek. Are those Fencing Lightsabers?

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>>65010358
>talking shit about the Techno Union

Kill yourself my man

>>65009257
The movies literally state Anakin came out of nowhere and that Darth Plagueis was experimenting on creating life.

>>65010813
>gets rekt
not really, he was doing fine and then ran away for some reason.
Also, was the high ground thing Lucas doing his pottery again? Anakin basically did what Obi-Wan did to Maul, only Obi-Wan was expecting it and so obviously countered it

>>65010813
Na, lucas was just a hack. He forgot or stopped caring about the mysticism of the force. He only cared about what would appeal to the mass audiences and 9 year olds. Little, green, lightsaber wielding, spin-flipping midget was on that list.

>>65010813
Of course he was bullshitting. If the dark side wasn't stronger then the Empire would never have risen.

Yoda is overrated and Lucas was always a hack.

>>65009666
Because humans have mastered organics. We are the Yuuzhan Vong.

>>65010922
What Doctor Who episode is this?

>>65010924
Meant for>>65010010

>>65010924
>The movies literally state Anakin came out of nowhere
or that the fly thing that owned them pimped out Anakin's mum. That's what I got from the 'there was no father', not some immaculate conception shit

DARK SIDE DICK

Mmmmhmm

>>65010813

It's been years since I watched the movies but did they ever once mention the "light side" of the Force.

I only remember mentions of "dark side."

>>65009612
He should have arrested him.

>>65011013
Only the West, the East, the North and the South Sides.

>>65010981
>we are the Yuuzhan Vong

We depend too much on technology to be the Yuuzhan Vong

>>65010813
What did you expect him to say? "Yes Luke, the dark side is stronger, now go with Sheev and become a sith"?

>>65010358
Separatists did literally NOTHING WRONG

>republic being corrupt as shit and favoring core worlds
>more remote systems shouldn't have it this hard
>want to secede
>"FUCK YOU! THIS IS WAR!"

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>>65011082
Was

>>65010982
My favourite episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

>>65011111
Checked

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>>65011111
>quints
also, organic stuff is still technology. it doesn't have to be metals.

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>>65011111

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>>65010813
>Why is every character in these movies so fucking stupid?
>THEIR USE OF THE FORCE IS DIMINISHED

>How is Yoda able to do all these acrobatics and lightning fast lightsaber fights?
>HE'S USING THE FORCE

>>65011123
This. Also the republic was a shittier space version of the EU.

>>65009175
consider that hte jedi pretty much nabbed anyone in the known galaxy with even a bit of force ability
all force users were in the jedi temple. they were really surrpirised when a sith showed up because it had been so long even

so therefore anakin had just decimated the stock, sheev was forced to us defective lower ground stock until another opportunity presented itself
which we get to see in return of the jedi

>>65010924
>headcanon

Fuck off please. The movies don't even state Plagueis is a real character. And George stated multiple times Anakin is a virgin birth.

Take your EU, and shove it up your ass.

But even in your fucking EU, it was stated Plagueis did not create Anakin.

Fucking headcanon autsim bullshit, just go and die.

>>65011329
>consider that hte jedi pretty much nabbed anyone in the known galaxy with even a bit of force ability
>all force users were in the jedi temple. they were really surrpirised when a sith showed up b

they didn't though.

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>>65011315
>Also the republic was a shittier space version of the EU.

I *AM* the EU

>>65011329
exactly my point that palpatine would have nabbed padme's pregnant ass with the quickness. there's no way he would have let two force babies out of his control like that.

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>>65011111
QUINTS OF TRUTH PEOPLE

>>65011377
>The movies don't even state Plagueis is a real character
>a character mentioned in the movies
>never given any doubt about him existing
>accuse others of headcanon
W E W
E
W

>>65010266
What babe?

Because he was the chosen one.

>>65011433
Darth Merkel is the most fearsome Sith

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>>65011433
Not yet.

>>65011513
The babe with the power.

>>65011377
Lucas is an unreliable narrator though. He wants you to discover the truth in his works. The things he plants in them and doesn't want to spell out blatantly.

>>65011538

What power?

>>65011433
REFUGEES

UNLIMITED REFUGEEEEEES

>>65011538
What power?

>>65011604
>>65011620
The power of woodoo.

>>65011638

Who do?

>>65011534
It's intolerance then.

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>>65011638
I fucking love you people

>>65011709
Yodo.

>>65011503
>Now, there's a hint in the movie that there was a Sith lord who had the power to create life. But it's left unsaid: Is Anakin a product of a super-Sith who influenced the midichlorians to create him, or is he simply created by the midichlorians to bring forth a prophecy, or was he created by the Force through the midichlorians? It's left up to the audience to decide. How he was born ultimately has no relationship to how he dies, because in the end, the prophecy is true: Balance comes back to the Force. - George Lucas

Eat shit, EUfag.
Oh wait, EU rejects your headcanon too.

>In addition, although Darth Plagueis did attempt to influence the midichlorians to create the ultimate Sith weapon alongside Darth Sidious, the experiment was ultimately a failure, and the midichlorians, sensing the Sith's inherent malevolent intention, not only refused to do so, but in retaliation, conceived Anakin Skywalker in order to destroy the Sith once and for all.

At least I can take solace that your shitty EU obsessed kind is a dying breed, even if the next Disney generation will be as bad, maybe they won't be as retarded as this one.

>>65011820
Wew, kid

I wasn't actually talking about that, but whatever you need to make yourself feel better

So we're in agreement thought tha not even once did the moves give any doubt to Plagueis' existence and that you were just wrong and full of shit earlier and literally throwing a tantrum?

>>65010655
Well, they could've done that, but then you nerds would bitch about that too

>>65011944
The movie clearly does not explain if Sheev is lying or not. And like the director of the film states, it's irrelevant to the plot of the film. Plagueis is completely irrelevant, aside from the Legends crap.

Of course, it's a moot point, Plagueis will never appear in any Star Wars movie either way and will be just a forgotten wookipedia footnote by the next decade.

>>65011780

Do what?

>>65012086
But for all intends and purposes he is a real character because he WAS mentioned in length and you said there was 0 indication that he was lying, relevance is another thing entirely

>>65012161
The movie does not answer if he is a character or a bullshit story, and gives plenty of indication that it's complete bullshit. He was only a character in the EU.

Anyway, I don't have time for this. Your shitty headcanon is wrong either way. The director of the film disagrees with it, as does EU. There is 0 support of any kind that Plagueis created Anakin but fan theories by autists. Get rekt.

Which reminds me, thank you Disney for getting rid of the EU.

>>65012255
Yes, now we can make way for the reveal that Snoke is Plagueis who simply faked his death.

>>65009612
>leave it to the will of the force
That's really really lazy writing.

>>65009257
>power level
You mean midochlorians you uneducated fuck

This is STAR WARS

Why didn't Vader's hair grow back after a year or two?

>>65013634
Third to fourth degree burns on his entire body.

>>65010007
How sad is it that this is the first time I know 100% what gandalf said; that mumbling pothead made it really difficult to understand.

>>65013634
It burned it to the follicles and scarred over plugging them up preventing hair from regrowing back.

>>65009280
lotta loyalty for a converted jedi

>>65009269
The Dark Side of the Force in most mediums can keep people alive after very serious injuries, the only thing it can't is beheading.

>>65009907
this

>>65012139
SAW MY APPRENTICE, CRYN AS HARD AS SITH COULD CRY

>>65010152
No im pretty sure it was Yodrrrrr

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>>65009175

>Raise a child up since he was a little boy
>Said kid has saved your life on several occasions
>Love him as a brother
>Your brother is misled and manipulated by an extremely evil individual
>Forced to fight and defeat him
>Instead of giving him a clean honorable death to end his suffering you allow him to painfully roast to death like a smoked duck

And he was a good friend.

>>65009175
He needed someone he could manipulate.

A cripple in a walking iron lung is easy to keep in check when your fingertips can generate lightning.

>>65009214
>Fuck Anakin I hate you with your fucking asthma and stiff robot limbs but that midichlorian game ridiculous

>>65009175
He has a crush on him and he sucked his burnt jedi cock

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Why didn't Sheev give him a badass body like Grievous instead of some slow clunky piece of crap?

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>>65016662
>that midichlorian game ridiculous
Truly cracked up at my desk m8 ty

>>65009879

He actually did on purpose so that Vader was weaker incase he turned on him.

>>65010813
Well the light side won in the end, the sith empire of palpatine didn't even last a generation while the republic lasted thousands.

>>65017352
because that would make sense

>>65014704
What matters is his plan