[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
The name is Bond.
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /tv/ - Television & Film

Thread replies: 112
Thread images: 30
File: 1200014.jpg (93 KB, 500x673) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1200014.jpg
93 KB, 500x673
The name is Bond.
>>
Bond is supposed to be a gay reddit SJW now? wtf
>>
>>65009042
goobergate please leave
>>
Bland. Your name is Bland.
>>
>>65008929
Why does he look like a person with shitty spray tan?
>>
>>65008929
James Bondscar.
>>
>>65008929
I don't mind redmayne but just like idris Elba, fuck that. (And I really like idris both as a person and an actor)
>>
>>65008929
woman wouldnt let him fuck them but bond always fucks at least 3 different woman per film
>>
File: 1428132128147.jpg (25 KB, 615x409) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428132128147.jpg
25 KB, 615x409
aidan turner will be the next bond. screenshot dis.
>>
File: file.png (185 KB, 236x590) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
file.png
185 KB, 236x590
THA NAME'S BOND INNIT.
>>
>>65008929
His mouth looks like a wound.
>>
>>65008929

Are you fucking high OP?

srs question
>>
I thought tee/v/ wanted that one african american to be next Bond
>>
>>65011812

I never heard of him so I looked up IMDB and accidentally put in Aiden Gillen.


You can imagine mfw
>>
File: image.jpg (17 KB, 286x204) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
17 KB, 286x204
>first transgender bond
>>
fuck this post>>65012458

is meant for >>65011947
>>
>>65012444
Epic dubs but we call them niggers here
>>
Looks like he's a 55 year old woman with way too many botox injections and plastic surgery.
>>
>>65011947
to unattractive senpai

>>65011997
he's good enough though
>>
>>65012554
>not recognizing trips
kek'd
>>
>>65008929
AND I'M JAVERT

DO NOT FORGET MY NAME

oh wait wrong movie
>>
>>65012691
>to unattractive senpai

pretty much all of the uk disagrees with you on that one lad
>>
File: moztux.jpg (25 KB, 410x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
moztux.jpg
25 KB, 410x600
>>65008929
there isn't any meat in that martini, is there?
>>
>>65012930
he looks like cara devangeline though
>>
File: 1441248440402.jpg (52 KB, 420x317) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1441248440402.jpg
52 KB, 420x317
Minister M, I'm O O 7
>>
The names A
CIA
>>
>>65011997
too big
>>
File: bond.jpg (198 KB, 1024x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bond.jpg
198 KB, 1024x1024
black bond or this /tv/?
>>
>>65012691
turner is far from unattractive
>>
Loki should be Bond
>>
>>65014350

Neither. Franchise ruined.
>>
I just realized that I hate Craig as Bond. He looks fucking Polish.
>>
File: _.png (3 KB, 800x533) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
_.png
3 KB, 800x533
>>
>>65014393

its the guy from entourage.
>>
brad pitt should be bond
>>
Ok, who would you rathe see as bond?

Black
Gay
Woman
Transgender
Jew
Muslim
Jonah Hill
>>
File: redmayne.jpg (28 KB, 590x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
redmayne.jpg
28 KB, 590x300
MARTINI SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
>>
They need to find someone who's suave, detached, and able to convey a hint of irony. Craig is too burly, like a Russian henchman or something. He should also be white. Not because of racism, but because Bond represents an old school 1960s spy mindset. He's slightly aristocratic, sexist, maybe a little racist, and generally out-of-date. That's his character. I think Fassbender is probably the obvious choice
>>
CAN I GET A FUCKING MARTINI HERE!?!

DID I ASK FOR IT TO BE STIRRED? NO.
>>
>>65014674
those BBC DSL
>>
>>65014659
A Gay
because at least then just cast a manly gay cunt and let him act straight and shit.
>>
>>65008929
Jane Bond
>>
>>65014659
I would 100% watch Rebecca Ferguson or Emily Blunt play Bond
>>
>>65008929
Faggot looks like meltman
>>
>>65014659
Gay all the way.

Fuck me I just want a muscular Bond who travels the world overpowering twinks
>>
File: when.jpg (126 KB, 1200x727) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
when.jpg
126 KB, 1200x727
The names Bond...

Jane Bond
>>
File: let it go.jpg (76 KB, 600x937) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
let it go.jpg
76 KB, 600x937
>/tv/ still on damage control over this
he's literally the hottest guy in all bongland atm
>>
FUCK no, not this British cunt. He's a little weasel.
>>
>>65014659
Jonah Hill.
>>
>>65015848
Fags in this thread would rather see a homo play Bond than this
>>
>>65015848
>>65015945

I'd watch the fuck out of it though
>>
>>65015945
There's already Modesty Blaise.
>>
>>65015848
>>65015712
As someone with a dominant woman fetish, I'd pay to see this at least three times
>>
File: lawless.jpg (63 KB, 500x752) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
lawless.jpg
63 KB, 500x752
>tfw the perfect jane bond was born too soon
>>
>>65014274
for you
>>
>>65014715
that would ruin his career
>>
File: goldeneye.jpg (148 KB, 610x298) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
goldeneye.jpg
148 KB, 610x298
>>65008929
This is what I see.
>>
>>65016207
OMG anon, Epic! DAE big mouth Bond?
>>
File: Don-Drape.png (368 KB, 691x522) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Don-Drape.png
368 KB, 691x522
The name is Don.
>>
>>65016321

Shit, he could get a little ripped and be the absolute perfect american bond
>>
>>65016082

too true desu
>>
>>65014659
Emily Blunt seducing both men and womyn.
Or Jonah Hill
>>
File: emily2.jpg (132 KB, 690x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
emily2.jpg
132 KB, 690x500
>"Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel."
>"Make it quick, will you?"
>>
>>65018488
By the way everyone, this is the only time its acceptable to make a martini shaken. It's called a Vesper Martini now.
>>
>>65014417

>craig
>bond
>>
>>65018488
I really want this to happen now
>>
>>65011434
Because his lips are the same color as his mouth, despite being huge.
It's unsettling.
>>
SHE
>>
>>65008929
LOL
>>
>>65008929
>just saw this goober in jupiter ascending

what the fuck was he doing?
>>
>>65016082
>perfect jane bond
>perfect wonder woman

she's the perfect woman.
>>
File: Mom look.jpg (97 KB, 400x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Mom look.jpg
97 KB, 400x400
>>65018826
>>
>>65019189
I would still be okay with Lucy Lawless as Wonder Woman. Considering they were going with a veteran Batman, I don't see what's wrong with Queen Diana.
>>
File: 1415745058519.jpg (926 KB, 2400x3600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1415745058519.jpg
926 KB, 2400x3600
Nicki Minaj will be the next James Bond.
Screencap this.
>>
>>65019298
She's still got serious milf appeal
>>
File: Bond of Tarth.gif (1 MB, 245x281) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Bond of Tarth.gif
1 MB, 245x281
habbening
>>
>>65019513
Nicki Minaj could crush my pelvis with her her massive hot ass whenever she wants.
>>
He was a pretty shit spy in the Good Sheperd
>>
>>65019659
Good Shepherd was a pretty shit spy movie.
>>
>>65019535
Would destroy.
>>
File: Bond Actor's height.jpg (195 KB, 2645x1287) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Bond Actor's height.jpg
195 KB, 2645x1287
>>65008929

serious question.

why is it that they always pick tall Bonds? Being tall makes you too noticeable and unable to blend in and I think this is a serious discrimination and limits their talent pool to play Bond. I kinda want James Franco to be the next Bond desu
>>
>>65019835
They're going for the tall, dark, and handsome look. Craig being average height and blonde worked for him because his character is more of a muscular meathead than a suave rich guy.
>>
>>65019835
if you want a midget bond then watch mission impossible, m80.
>>
>>65019634
dat gif look 3d m8
>>
>>65019898
The last two MI movies are better than literally every Bond movie
>>
>>65019744
Let's be honest, she'd be the one destroying you
>>
>>65019959
That's just the quality of GoT's production. Can't wait for S6. Do you guys think Jon Snow will be back?
>>
>>65015861
The names Bond.

Jamal Bond
>>
>>65014350
jesus christ no
>>
>>65020159
Either way, my dick wins.
>>
>>65019962
Nope

Just because you were booted from /fit/ manlet doesn't mean you're welcome here
>>
>>65020609
>Mission Impossible is bad because the lead actor is shorter than Sean Connery
Nice logic there buddy
>>
>>65020383
>tfw I actually liked Sherlock
>even season 3
>then the period piece Christmas special comes out
>it's entirely a case about how men are evil and women are oppressed
>the case literally and canonically makes no sense because lol he was in his mindpalace the whole time and was still on the plane
>the whole thing was just confirmation that Moriarty was dead, like that wasn't obvious with the Gilliam style cartoon image playing a looped recording

I never thought it'd actually happen, but Tumblr literally ruined a series.
>>
>>65019535
I strongly support a MILFbond.
>>
>>65016321
My pick for Archer.
>>
>>65016207
Fuck, more memes are coming true by the day.
>>
>>65019535
>>65018488
No but seriously, I want a female Bond.
>>
File: 3055.jpg (94 KB, 500x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3055.jpg
94 KB, 500x500
>>65008929
>>
>>65020383
Is Patri-Archie the greatest webcomic?
>>
>>65008929
Why does he look so withered?
>>
>>65014659
Gemma Arterton.
>>
>>65014659
You wrote jew twice
>>
File: image.jpg (54 KB, 600x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
54 KB, 600x360
>>65016321
I'll always remember him as the alcoholic dad with a hairy beer belly. He may get the ladies, but he's sloppy.
>>
>>65020949
Somebody tell me this is a joke.
>>
>>65019835
>tfw George Lazenby singlehandedly ruined the most well-shot Bond movie ever made

It still hurts.
>>
>>65019835
>1 cm=half an inch

What now?
>>
>>65022734
Close enough for military purposes.
>>
>>65008929
dude looks like a spectre all right
>>
>>65016190
He's Magneto. Bond would only help.
>>
He is hard to look at. Looks like the lizard from The 500 days of spiderman

Ayyyyyyy
>>
>>65022768
lol
>>
File: 1453086803289.jpg (82 KB, 463x509) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453086803289.jpg
82 KB, 463x509
the names classic
Thread replies: 112
Thread images: 30
Thread DB ID: 447840



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at wtabusse@gmail.com with the post's information.