aidan turner will be the next bond. screenshot dis.
there isn't any meat in that martini, is there?
They need to find someone who's suave, detached, and able to convey a hint of irony. Craig is too burly, like a Russian henchman or something. He should also be white. Not because of racism, but because Bond represents an old school 1960s spy mindset. He's slightly aristocratic, sexist, maybe a little racist, and generally out-of-date. That's his character. I think Fassbender is probably the obvious choice
CAN I GET A FUCKING MARTINI HERE!?!
DID I ASK FOR IT TO BE STIRRED? NO.
>/tv/ still on damage control over this
he's literally the hottest guy in all bongland atm
>"Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel."
>"Make it quick, will you?"
Nicki Minaj will be the next James Bond.
She's still got serious milf appeal
why is it that they always pick tall Bonds? Being tall makes you too noticeable and unable to blend in and I think this is a serious discrimination and limits their talent pool to play Bond. I kinda want James Franco to be the next Bond desu
They're going for the tall, dark, and handsome look. Craig being average height and blonde worked for him because his character is more of a muscular meathead than a suave rich guy.
>tfw I actually liked Sherlock
>even season 3
>then the period piece Christmas special comes out
>it's entirely a case about how men are evil and women are oppressed
>the case literally and canonically makes no sense because lol he was in his mindpalace the whole time and was still on the plane
>the whole thing was just confirmation that Moriarty was dead, like that wasn't obvious with the Gilliam style cartoon image playing a looped recording
I never thought it'd actually happen, but Tumblr literally ruined a series.
I'll always remember him as the alcoholic dad with a hairy beer belly. He may get the ladies, but he's sloppy.