WAR & PEACE

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>>65002383
I CHALLENGE YOU

>>65002516
It'll be a classic

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>>65002383
Good work OP, nearly forgot.

Anyone think we'll get Lily James topless this Ep?

>challenges soldiers to duels
>doesn't know how guns work
Classic

Hurrah

DUDE

Beta uprising episode

Chad's BTFO

>Shoots guy cucking him
>Finds her doing it again
>She claims innocence and laughs

The absolute madman

CLASSIC

>that shriek

Freemasons turn up
Shits getting real

>>65003069
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOAT at duels and also the best footballer in the world, anything this guy can't do?

>>65003121
do they have secret handshakes?

>He's still alive
well fuck

He's not going to cuck him with his oneitus as well is he

Denisov is bro tier

The music in this is so fucking good

Choral music is GOAT

>shot down

She wants the Dano D

Natasha has an old man chin.

REJECTED
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>>65002383
Why are the anglo cucks bothering to make this when the shitty Soviet Union already made a perfect adaptation?

>>65003442
Who wouldn't want some classic d?

>>65003497
Because teens of today don't want to watch old films.

should I read the book

>>65003497
It's a classic

>It's a Dano joins the illuminati episode

Classic

>>65003533
>he hasn't already

Yes, you silly pleb.

>>65002383
>no POC in the cast

its 2016, what is this shit?

Helene looks more Greek than Russian.

Guess they're going for that Aphrodite look.

>>65003533
I wouldn't waste your time

It's just a load of relationship drama and shit

so he's giving away his money while his wife bangs soldiers

Dholokov btfo

>>65003583
inb4 Napoleon

>>65002383
Will it include anything to modernize the story? Feminist message perhaps? Something against colonization or racism? I don't trust the British anymore to make any period piece without it.

>>65003583
England hasn't been cuck'd yet, lad

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>>65003543
>It's a Pierre becomes the Fuhrer when the war ends episode
What's next for Classic Dano?

>>65003598
>It's just a load of relationship drama and shit

Talk about pleb opinions. War and Peace is one of the greatest works of art ever created.

>>65003497
>implying anyone has the attention span for actual good Soviet version in today's world

I'm genuinely fond of Napoleon. I hope I'm not gonna hate this.

>It's a Pierre tries to improve the lives of his serfs but makes them worse off episode

>>65003598
Name any drama ever that wasn't this you pleb

>All this cuckholdry

Is this the most /tv/ drama?

COUNT KEK
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>>65003676
Oh, yeah. It's that book about stuff in Russia.

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Claim your aristocrat Russian waifu.

>>65003598
>dude inane generalization lmao

>>65003760
I think your beginning to understand patrician tastes

Which of the actors actually read the book from start to finish?

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>>65003782
Marya.

>pure
>religious
>loyal
>dutiful
>loving and kind
>rich as fuck
>comes from a noble equestrian family
>reasonably pretty
>would always love you

>>65003721
That scene was great

43000 (forty three thousand)

Top kek

>>65003909
How much is that in today's bucks?

Like 100k?

>>65003940
Just did a quick google, apparently about $321 000

>>65003940
$300000

How many years have we jumped?

>>65003940
Le classy gentleman website days about $300k

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>>65003857
>>reasonably pretty

Still good wife material.

>>65004033
Fuck you, faggot. She is.

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>>65004033
>He marries for looks

You'll end up classicly cucked like Dano

>it's a no homo episode

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>you'll never have a friend like Pierre

just fuck my shit up senpai

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

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>>65004222

Their singing is so bad.

Andre is pretty based

How's combat scenes?

>Count cuckzov

Helene is so empowering, she reminds me of most women.

That ass, oh my god.

hnnnnnnnnnnng

TITS AND ARSE

>>65004416
Surprisingly good for the BBC

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>>65004416

Pretty good so far.

>tfw the Tsar orders you to march into the mist.

This is a rip off of the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire

Natasha's mother was supposed to have Asiatic features.

Fucking dropped.

>>65004567
Tfw Viktor krum cucks bezukhov

>you will never been part of high society

Dano cucked by the tsar!!!

>>65004641
>Implying I'm not already

I don't think we're gonna see Cindarella's tits lads

>you will never take a girls hand and dance the Mazurka

What a montage!

>>65002383
>white people: the movie

ugh, can you just... not?

>that jealousy in Dano

Don't worry lads, it all going to be ok in the end.

>>65004783
>russians
>white

>it's a Peace episode

what a classic guy

>>65004706
Next week lads

Pierre cucked again.
What year did this episode start again lads? Winter 1805?

GG fellas.

Another classic episode.

If you like War and Peace you'd love Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

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>no girl will ever be that excited to dance with you

>>65004783

>Either Jelousy of butthurt mud race

>Or mentally ill SJW

>>65004802
irregardless, the actors are white

>>65004802
>Russian high society
>Russian

THIS SHOW IS GOAT
LILY JAMES IS GOAT
PIERRE IS GOAT

>>65004816
You said that last week desu lad

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she is delicious

>>65004854
Is this the part where we all pretend we don't know you're baiting?

Will there be war in the next one?

In all seriousness, how did the "Classic" Paul Dano meme begin?

wew that was a good episode.


>tfw no angelic qt to propose to
>tfw not in love

>>65004913
Probably not. Maybe near the end,

Moscow burning will be absolutely GOAT TV. I can already tell.

>>65004913
yes, that was a calm before the storm

>>65004848
I kind of wish there were still formal rules about that kind of stuff. It's so confusing these days ...

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>ywn have conflicted feelings about two friends falling in love and struggle with your own demons in the process

>>65004899
why do you have a collage of her feet saved on your computer?

>>65004963
yeh that was one of my fav part of the books, it's imagery was so vivid for me and I don't even know what Moscow looks like because I've never been there but I could seriously imagine it

>>65004993
better that than to have cp on my computer you fucking redditor scum

>>65004963
Spoiler that shit homie!

>>65004975
You mean you still wish women were forced to dance with ugly guys

>>65002383
>everyone in the pic has a gf

THAT FEEL

>>65003619

Soon, accurate period pieces won't be made unless it directly involves a black or semi-black character, like Belle.

Kind of sucks, I'd love to have a 10 hour long film about Napoleon.

>>65003497
It's fucking hard as shit to find the good version in high quality with English subtitles.

>>65004918
>anons make posts about how good Paul Dano is in something/in general
>other anons make out of its Paul Dano making these posts
>"posting about yourself: classic Paul Dano"

Thankfully /tv/ has at last realised just how classic Paul Dano really is

>>65005028
foot fetishists are disgusting.

every female looks down on you as a weirdo.

>>65004899
UNO

Fair play, the BBC have knocked it out of the park

they even managed to do the freemason thing and not even tolstoy knew what the fuck he was doing there

>>65005097
>every female looks down on you
My ex gf had a foot fetish herself

Your move, faggot

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>>65005097
keep telling that to yourself

>>65005170
I really want to like it but there's something missing with the dialogue for me, it feels too simplistic and hamfisted for such a great story

Otherwise it really has exceeded my expectations. The locations, music and battle scenes in particular have been really really good

>>65005289
War And Peace isn't a great story, it's just a bunch of things happen that drive history. This isn't Game Of Thrones anon, there isn't a "story" as you know it.

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>>65005097
>caring about what women think

>>65005344
You know what I mean

The grand setting is diminished at times by coronation street tier dialogue

>>65005040
N-no ...

>>65005076
Belle is kind of legit, because it's based in a true story. But I watched an episode of Beowulf: Return to the Shield lands the other day, the number of black/Asian characters in a fantasy setting ... Blimey ... I'm very left wing and bluepilled, but it was weird.

>>65005537
>being a cuck

>>65004882
We got Helene tits this Ep, Lily will be the nudity treat next

>>65003497
If it was some shitty 2015+1 adaptation I'd be inclined to agree. But for the first time in a while the BBC hit one out of the park.

didn't catch the episode yet, how were the tits?

>>65003533
If you read in your free time, absolutely
If you don't read but feel this book transcends some standard of importance where you feel obliged to read it, I'd give it a pass.

>>65005719
Yeah, yea he, I want Muslim men to cu ck me, very good.

>>65005778
Those were dope. She might be evil but she's a sexy bitch

If she was my sister, I'd fuck her

>>65005888
This. There's a reason it's been hailed as the best novel ever pretty much since it was written (I don't agree; it's not even Tolstoy's best novel). It's really engrossing and quite fun to read, most of the time. Tolstoy's diversions into his philosophy of history get old though, especially towards the end when they take up entire chapters (and most of the character stuff gets resolved, so there's less drama to make up for it), but interesting most of the time with all the history to give the drama context.
>tfw Sonya turns into cake because Nikolai chose the cake over her

A lot of people are interpreting that ending as Pierre being jealous but that's not what I got from it. I thought that he was genuinely happy for his friend and thought highly of the girl too and of their match but in observing Andrei's huge happiness he was made to reflect on his own unhappiness, perhaps noting the juxtaposition.

Can anyone confirm if that is the case or if that's all bullshit and he was just jealous

>>65006481
I'm pretty sure you're right. Though there may be some jelly that his friend gets to be happy while he is miserable, but he's definitely not jealous over the girl.

>>65006481
Haven't read the book, but it seemed like he was jealous to me.

>yfw Classic Dano cucks Andrei next episode

>>65006647
Yes I agree, I believe there is a jealousy about the true beaming happiness that his friend has reached since it is the one thing he has been unsuccessfully striving for for many years, the very thing that plagues his restless nights.

>>65006481
that's how I interpreted it

he's perhaps jealous of their happiness, but respects both of them highly and only wishes the best for them

>>65002383
Where's the token ahistorical black person?

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>>65007353
It wasn't an unheard of thing desu.

>>65004854
>irregardless
the bait is strong with this one

>>65005280
>ex

>>65004899
You are a fucking degenerate.

Someone post Helene caps already.

>>65007594
holy shit the fucking buttmad on this redditor

why are elegant women's feet causing you so much distress?

Lilly James' Russian accent in Russian is atrocious. She's not even able to do a bad generic Eastern European accent. Don't they have vocal coaches for that shit?