ITT take an actor and combine two roles to make one movie
>Mel Gibson leads a group of brave Scottish warriors across a post-apocalyptic Australia, in pursuit of Edward Longshanks' motorcycle gang, who killed his family
Macaulay Culkin plays a sociopathic boy defending his home from bumbling invaders on Christmas Eve, killing them in the process, then decides to plot the same for his mother and siblings/cousins in Good to be Alone.
Only Elijah Wood, playing his cousin, can stop him by taking his ring to the basement furnace.
>Tom Hardy plays a mixed martial artist tasked with traveling into the layered dreams of his opponents to place fear into their minds, but his final round opponent turns out to be his estranged younger brother in Mind Games Warrior: Big Bro 4 U
Samuel Jackson locates the chosen one and leads a resistance against the robot overlords in a computer programmed world, while fighting the aliens who are taking over the world after blowing up the whitehouse
>Sean Penn is a mentally handicapped man fighting for custody of his 7-year-old daughter while also his struggling as an American gay activist who fights for gay rights and becomes California's first openly gay elected official.
>Arnold Musclenigger is a cyborg from the future who's mission is to kill Sarah Conner while ALSO protecting John Conner and obeying everything John Conner demands of him, which includes a direct order not to kill Sarah Conner
John Connor waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Terminators in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Reese were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a resistence leader for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the computers and he said to mom “I want to have computer mommy.”
Mom said “No! You will BE KILL BY SKYNET”
There was a time when he believed her. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Skynet headquarters in the ruins of San Francisco he knew there were Terminators.
“This is Reese” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Terminators!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the Terminators
“I will shoot at him” said the T-1000 and he fired the liquid metal knives. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Skynet” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the Skynet”
And then John was robot.
Mark Walhberg is a Boston detective who moonlights as a porn star in a parallel universe where apes rule the world
>Kurt Russell is a one-eyed stuntman who must drive his truck across Antarctica whilst avoiding being assimilated by a hostile alien organism.
Po Will Smith is a cowboy who got into one little fight and has been sent by his overprotective mother to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air.
The comedy will be based upon the culture clash and from Will no longer being in the 19th century and being confused by concepts such as indoor toilets and equal rights for blacks.
YOUR "HILARIOUS" REACTION IMAGES DON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THIS THREAD IS NOT IN ANY WAY FUNNY AND OP HAS BEEN SAMEFAGGING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY
Liam Neeson is a Jedi master who's paean is kidnapped into the underground twi'lek sex trade. He will bet on as many pod races and fool as many Jew - like aliens as he has to in order to get her back.
>look at all these people enjoying something that i don't!
>how could they POSSIBLY like something that I DON'T?!
Tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in because this post going to be a rough fucking ride.
I will fucking assault you if I find a copy of The Passion of the Christ in your DVD collection.
The prejudice aimed at the Jews in this hateful tale is truly disturbing.
It's a computer game already
Robocop vs Predator and Terminator vs Predator are already comics, so expect a movie sometime.
After his crucifixion and resurrection, Jesus takes on a new identity as a wealthy count and conspires to get revenge on the Jewish clerics who had him killed
Ryan reynolds must finally graduate the green lantern corps, or be failed out by the schemes of the staff members whom have grown tires of his campus parties and hijinks.
Ryan reynolds is
>Ben Affleck is a roughneck who is tasked with saving the planet when an asteroid is found to be approaching Earth. He turns down the job and resorts to spanking underclassmen with customized paddles.
Tom hanks is a conductor of a magical north pole train, but it gets hijacked by Somalian pirates. He and his crew must resist and fight them off on order to regain control of the ship and get to the north pole my Christmas eve