Since The Witch is coming out next month, what are some genuinely scary movies that don't rely on jump scares?
Yeah, I agree. Still had some unnecessary jump scares though, there are some very silly scenes that totally take me out of it like the monster standing on the roof and the boss fight scene close the end is pure shit. The ending scene is good though.
how do you know the VVitch is genuinely scary when you havent seen it?
This is your last chance to say you're sorry.
Session 9 is pretty good and has zero jumpscares. The performances aren't amazing but it's entertaining.
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There's some good non-jumpscare scenes in REC. Like when they're wandering around in the attic and they see how
possession has mutated the girl over the years and she wanders blindly around the room looking for the MCs.
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what the fuck is going on in here??
It's impossible for a movie to convey true horror feelings with the current technology.
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>Fuck off faggot I'm hype af for this paycheck I'm getting for shilling on 4chan
>if I make a shitty thread to shill this shitty movie then people won't pay any attention to it. I know, I'll orchestrate a fake fight between two fictitious people in order to keep the thread alive. I'll even aim for a few "gets" which I had to learn about from a few google searches. Throw in a few meme pics and I'll be getting a huge paycheck.
Already on my way. Hope you're bags are packed. ;)
Really any of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's films, but Kairo especially. One of the few times I've felt actual, pit of my stomach dread while watching a movie.
Yeah that one made it really stand out for me, somehow the movie makes a real drastic turn in tone for the last 10 minutes from "another zombie movie" to "i am going to keep the lights on a little longer"
>/tv/ was hyped for It Follows
>constant hype threads were called viral marketing and caused a backlash against them movie
>/tv/ was hyped for Witch
>hype threads are being made in anticipation of next months release
>now getting accused of shilling
>/tv/ now turning on Witch even before it comes out
>/tv/ claims to hate /v/
>says /v/ posters ruined the board
>yet /tv/ acts like /v/ calling shit viral and shilling for no reason
I hate this fucking place.
If you want to talk about an upcoming movie it's viral.
If you want to talk about classic cinema it's fedora.
If you want to talk about the opening to TDKR or Sheev it 245 posts and 127 image replies.
There will never be a better jump scare than Exorcist 3. You know the scene.
As shitty was it was, Sinister also had a really great jump scare as well. Fucking Lawn Work was one of the better jump scares I've seen done in quite awhile.
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I'll be sitting out front at the Ful Ahmad Taamia restaurant (مطعم فول احمد طعمية), El-Tal Street, Al Warraq, Cairo, Giza Governorate, Egypt
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this thread is fucking gold
Calgary (Canada) here.
Someone come with me to the cinema so we can go see 99 homes.
>tfw don't want to go alone
Well if we are on the topic of fighting each other IRL.
Some washington seattle fucks wanna go to the science museum in seattle and go look at the butterfly house and afterwards go watch whatever Imax movie they are playing?
If not we could have a brawl under the space needle.
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