Can we have a funny female comedian thread?
I'll start with one of my favorite jokes of Amy Schumer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKlKvH3eYus
serious question....who did she fuck to blow up all of a sudden? I mean she has been around for fucking ever in the comedy scene and no one knew or cared about her. Now this past year she is fucking everywhere and being praised as some female comedy god. I mean article after article comes out about her show like its this brand new must see comedy, except it was the THIRD season.
she's right though my life ambition is to put my peen inside an attractive ladies poohole
idk why, maybe so she has to live her whole life knowing every time she poops that there was once a peen up her pooper, and she's a dirty slag
only under the influence of alcohol because it makes me really horny
however i find that my orgasms' pleasure is diminished by the effects of alcohol when compared to weed or being sober, so I would instantly regret my decision post orgasm.
What an ugly bitch, if I remember correctly comedians are supposed to take jokes/heckling in stride and she got majorly assblasted about a fucking drawing, this is why I can't take female stand up comedians seriously
this is actually clever, builds up, tells a story and contains JOKES! incredible!
say this is bad all you want it's a million times better than anything else I've seen in these types of threads.
I clicked on a link Bobcat sent out about a comedy special he directed for "his brilliant pal". His use of words is telling. If a comedy special is funny that's what you lead with. Hell, if you directed it you should say that. At least he was being half honest; they are pals...
On the newest one I realized that comments/ratings were disabled. Same goes for the only video posted on her personal Youtube account. I wonder why that is....
Tig Notaro - pre and post cancer great observational comedian.
Kathleen Madigan - real stand up comedian
Maria Bamford - fucking nuts and brilliant
izlia shleshinger - something is up with her, things don't add up, but I like her material. however when you put her against kathleen or maria and she's goddamn awful.
runner up to Joan Rivers because she was a great insult comic, but had no real material. She was a groundbreaker and it's important to note her existence opened up the doors for women to do stand up comedy, for better or worse.
everything else is women trying to be sarah silverman - who is mid-tier at best, but not 'funny'. she's like patton oswalt says some comedians are 'funny - but who gives a shit funny', not funny with something to say.
everything else is something something 'my vagina'
bottom tier - whitney cummings - was put on a daeus out of nowhere for roasts, then had a bunch of shows that bombed - the worst type of female comedian - fucked and sucked her way into the spotlight and pissed off a lot of people who were working hard without sucking as much dick.
Did she get fat after breaking up with Ziggler? Was he the key to all of this?
Jenny Slate (not really a standup but f u desu)
Schumer blew up due to third wave feminist tumblr aids in the past few years, betting she's going to get fatter and less funny before she JUST fucks her shit up and ends up disgusting and irrelevant like Melissa McCarthy or whoever
make it through the whole video, I dare you
Remember when Girls went from incessant critical acclaim to quietly being ignored after Dunham turned out to be a child abuser?
Schumer will do something else and lose out on FOTM "comedy genius" status. They will find another woman genius. She will do something else stupid.
Hollywood is even more concerned with blindly following the common opinion because you never know where your next meal will come from. If you say the wrong thing, not only could people close to that person or project leave you behind, but other followers could dogpile you in order to signal their worthiness to the persons involved.
No matter where she is or what she is doing, this comedian will ONLY talk about being a lesbian. She will find any and every opportunity to mention she has a mullet and is attracted to women.
They think its funny. I know its hard to believe after spending so much time on 4chan but the truth is most of the planet loves what people here hate and swear is garbage no one likes.
I found this to be true
tried interacting with a normie - having an accommodating personality myself, it works up until like for media, humor and such comes up, then there's complete disconnect
tried watching a movie together...
he's just on drugs, doesn't know what the fuck is going on
This one is my very favorite Amy jokes, I KEK everytime. She truly is a master of her own craft
Amy is the type of girl that would have sex with just about anyone because she's fat and not that attractive, and you'd have sex with her because you're desperate to have sex.
Afterwards, you'd wake up regretting the decision and she'd never let you forget it and incorporate you into her "jokes".
there is not a single funny female on earth
irl face to face, the cuck area of our brain may deceive men to think a woman is being funny or clever and make us laugh along with whatever dumb shit they said, but put it down in writing, watch it on a screen, and it falls flat like every joke a woman ever made
listen to her in here
she is like 11 minutes in, or "- 1:06:00" according to their timer
her voices are interesting : the way she sketch characters/archetypes 's psychology by the way they express themselves. and the way she uses them, they pop up all the time ; it's like there's a crowd in there . the way she structures her bit is interesting too , there something strange or experimental about it.
but hey it's humor , right, everybody is an expert: the only thing you need to do is to say "not funny" and BAM case closed it was all decided...
I just did, you posted a load of wank - bamford is shit, there is not changing that
and now I know she can't and doesn't like cooking, either, so she's worthless and a failure as a female
>be a fat ugly bitch
>call men disgusting
There is a reason for that, Amy. Now stop shilling on /tv/ and go work on actual funny material.
>I'M FUNNY I SWEAR
just kill yourself bitch
that would be hilarious
>She even at one point echoes what I think is my strongest point, namely that women don't need to be funny.
>That for most men if they can't make women laugh they are out of the evolutionary contest, they are never going to get laid.
>Most men are fantastically unattractive, what women see in them is mysterious to most men as well as most women.
>If you can't make them laugh you don't have a chance.
>With women, there's no need to be rendering yourself attractive to men in that way.
>We already find you attractive, thanks
Mm funny comediennes. I like when they are funny AND smart :^).
>Sell the Vatican
To who? Who has 500 billion dollars just lying around? Bill Gates? Why not just ask him to donate the 500 billion dollars to feed everyone or whatever? Fuck this triggered me
it's a joke
the point of the joke is to show the disproportionate expenses of the church compared to their charitable outlook
whether or not the vatican can actually be sold is besides the point when the point is the value of the vatican in the first place
i shouldn't have to be explaining such a simple joke on 4chan but i am
Except its a shit joke because the Vatican isn't worth $500 billion because they make a truckload of money every year, its because they're in possession of a staggering amount of historical artifacts that have value even outside of their religious context.
Bonus points that the one complaining about religious charity is a fucking Jew.
>Chocolate? I eat that
>Feminist? I am that.
>Clitoris? Men can't find that.
>Caucasian Christian males? I'm against that.
The problem with female stand-ups is that they always have to prove something. When you prove something, you present yourself as the hero. The trick to funny stand-up is to present yourself as a loser.
But women in real life can be very funny. It's usually in a more gentle way. When a group of women talk among each other, there is a genuine sense of humour there, that is different to the male sense of humour. It's hard to capture in stand-up.