ITT: the worst movie you've ever seen in a theater
The fucking OST made my ears cum, but everything else was shit
>oooh shit careful theres gonna be a Titan
>oh fuck son the Titans almost here
>ZUES UNLEASHED THE MOTHERFUCKIN TITAN
>it flails its tentacles around for 10 minutes and dies like a bitch
It was one of the biggest disappointments in a monster movie i've ever seen.
Fuck this movie right up the fucking ass.
Thank god the sequel at least made up for some of it.
Ex-Girlfriend made me take her....and a friend of hers. Neither of them drove, so I was the only one who could take them. Damn was I pissed to be made into a third wheel. Didn't even get to sit next to my own GF. At least I didn't have to pay for Ex's friend's ticket and food.
The dialogue was killing me but I heard the payoff at the end was worth it, but it fucking wasn't. To be fair it was kind of cool and nothing conceivable could really make sitting through the first part worth it anyway.
i'll let you in on a secret. the whole point of the first part was to get you familiar with the victims, almost like you know them, then kill them. the second part was about subverting your expectations based on the first.
Agreed that Death Proof was fucking awful. Probably will be his worst film, imo.
I liked Planet Terror though. and I just got back from seeing Hateful Eight which was also good.
Not sure if I'd say that's the worst film I saw in the actual theater though.
I was dragged to this by a group of friends.
I wanted to kill myself halfway through.
I actually thought Reloaded was ok, but this was utter shit.
Worst movie was actually some kind of french version of Bevelly Hills Cop but I don't remember the name.
This one comes pretty close tho
And I've seen a couple of Adam Sandler movies in a theater.
The fedora dialogue wasn't half bad if you're into fedora ideas, but everything else was complete shit.
i only watched for lily
I've had this sat in my cabinet of unwatched films for years and think it's going to stay there forever merely on principle, kind of like how I refuse to watch Single White Female because my ex would insist on it every time we watched a film and I said no every time
This movie was a case of a movie that made me angrier as I was watching it. I hated it.
It was very unfunny and dumb. Also, most of the jokes were very dated.
>OH-EM-GEE, WHAT'S THE CLOUD?
>I DUNNO HOW THE CLOUD WORKS, IT'S SO HARD TO KNOW
Also, heavy Apple product placement.
And so on.
was it worse than twilight or divergent?(my friends saw it but I did not bother, they kept making fun of some daemon guy) they are making a tv show of that, I even stumbled upon the book once since it had incest but the synopses was too retarded to pick up
went to see it with my mom,they were out of tickets and I was sleep deprived so snapped at her like a whinny bitch (one of the most embarrassing moments of my life) how did your viewing go?
did you regret it extra hard during simultaneous vomiting and shitting moment ?
enough with the dumb memes, here's a truly bad movie ive seen in the theater
>going into a DoA movie
>expecting anything other than hot chicks playing volleyball and fighting
Also Eric Roberts
Kind of reminds me of how in The Birdcage, which is otherwise hilarious, had an extended joke revolving around the idea that car phones (not even cell phones) could make but not receive calls.
Are you fucking retarded? In his experience, it's the worst movie he watched in cinema, it could be the only movie he watched in cinema. Also, Prometheus was a major fuckup by Scott. Also, my worst movie was pic rel.
pray she does not pick up the tv show. I kind of skip watched first 2 eps and both plot and acting are atrocious (community theater level from teen characters) beta faggot jealousy bullshit does not help things.
Mad Cuck: Fury Road.
hated every second of it, worst film of all time.
I will never forget the day I watched this. Two friends and I were talking about which movie to see: Inception or this one.
I chose this because it was shorter.
We never talked about it again since we finished it. Ever.
Say what you want about Inception, but I still regret not going to see it first that day.
Transformers. I only went because a friend dragged me along and I didn't know who Michael Bay was at the time. I may have hurt his feelings when I told him how terrible it was after it ended. He's a pleb and I couldn't contain my autism.
dude i can remember when we watched this shit. i watched it with 3 buddies, and after it we found it funny to put "Clash of the titans - worst movie EVER" as your facebook status. facebook was new to us at this point.
the movie was absolutely horrible, how does such a piece of shit get into theaters
only flick i've ever walked out of
>They used The Sun's Gone Dim in both trailers