>I will finish... what Hugh started.
Who was Hugh?
i didnt have a problem with his performance
but why did they cast this ugly guy as leia and han's son? are we expected to believe he is just unlucky and has recessive genes? does that mean there is a twin?
Imagine being Adam Driver in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Lena Dunham, you fuckin` fine, all sexy with your mayonnaise stuffed into an industrial sized garbage bag body and horrific snaggle toothed monster face.
I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me.” when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Adam and not only act on that show while Lena Dunham flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her cellulite and blotchy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene. Not only having to tolerate her moon-faced fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she’s TOTALLY EMPOWERED and DAMN, LENA DUNHAM LOOKS LIKE THAT?! because they’re not the ones who have to sit there and watch her hippoish fucking face contort into types of smug smirks you didn’t even know existed before that day. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of 7/10's and Iraqi captives for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Missouri. You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that’s breaking out on her rotund stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her “curvaceous (for that is what she calls herself)” beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Pinkberry and Cinnabun in the previous months.
And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you’re fucking Kylo Ren.
You’re not going to lose your future Star Wars money over this. Just bear it.
Hide your face and bear it.
Probably for the irony factor. The movie kinda sets him up to be someone cool, and you find out he's a fucking loser.
I can see the appeal with both of them (Cumberbatch's voice and persona, Jeremy Renner's body), but he's so fucking ugly.
It's always "pretty" too, no one calls him handsome or hot. What is it I'm not seeing?
>all these insecure beta virgins nitpicking because they are so flabbergasted at the fact that women are attracted to personality and status
>tfw think he's the ugliest person ever
Is this what you tell yourself to not feel ashamed for being attracted to someone so fugly?
Cumberbatch has a sexy voice and Jeremy Renner has a nice ass. Driver's got a nice midsection but his weird head and leg proportions mess everything up, plus he's got a deep voice but he has to go out of his way to avoid sounding like an idiot.
Can pull off a HY, your argument is invalid
Jon Snow hair, youthful appearance (I thought he was a teenager at first), and that one prerelease image of him standing in the snow looked acceptable by my standards, but aside from that no idea because he looked awful in the movie.
Kit Harington's no Richard Madden but he's still better than most of that list.
Sexy voice, nice cheekbones
Conventionally attractive. Short, but that doesn't show in a movie/tv show
IDK, I guess he looks youthful? Not actively ugly, just sort of average
Good facial bone structure, pretty eyes
Good body, average face
Average face, associated with a character girls crush on
Tall, good body, pretty eyes
Driver has nothing
Whenever I see Kylo Ren this is all I can think of.
>No you think that because you heard other people say that.
I hear my fellow womenfolk try to insist he's attractive and it makes me want to kill them all for their terrible taste.
SNL. They basically had an undercover boss sketch of this thread
>amazing black hair (that hides his ears)
>pale skin (at least in tfa)
Also I don't know how to exactly word this, but his long nose works well with his long face, and his eyebrows, cheekbones, and nose work really well with the angles of his face. It's like his imperfections hit the right spots.
It just works!
So, why did they invent some retarded planet that looks exactly like Coruscant to blow up instead of just blowing up Coruscant?
He looks like that guy from the old Aladdin cartoons, except it doesn't translate well to real life at all.
Same here. Not nearly enough to make him actually handsome, but he looked substantially different as Kylo Ren as he does in his other roles, and I suspect some combination of makeup, lighting, and CG did the trick.
>Solo actually looks like Ren here
>Ren is Solo's son
What this really means is that they should've cast someone with a longer face instead of Harrison Ford's inferior one.
remember two months ago, when literally every thread was complaining "I dont care that he's black, but did they have to pick someone so ugly?" Fucking flip floppers
That's one handsome dude right there. Good solid strong looking body (read: Not a dude bro body (not that that's a bad thing, just not really manly given all the obsession over it)), 6 foot 3, former marine, godly hair, handsome face if a little unconventional looking but looks well with the goatee and I personally like 'odd' looking faces.
>wet over Loki
Well, I get why they would be wet for him in Thor, but in Avengers? All his character does is job like a bitch, there's nothing appealing about that.
That said, he makes me wet in any role he plays
>My actual webcam right now when you don't think I'm good looking
I'm too busy being in fucking STAR WARS to timestamp. No bully, just clean shaved for a Kylo Ren flashback scene as a kid. Oops spoilers.
There ya go homos.
Also why the fuck did Kylo Ren change his name to Kylo Ren. Isn't he a sith lord? where's the "darth"
So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?
Why is it intact in both its halves when Luke removed the front of it in Return?
why did people think Disney would actually fix this franchise?
>So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?
luke dragged vader's body off the death star with his mask still on.
>Why is it intact in both its halves when Luke removed the front of it in Return?
i don't know. the fire fused them together maybe?
I feel so stupid but I just realized the only reason they are on a snow themed planet is so everything can be gray because bad guys are monochrome (with tints of red) which is why the original Death Star was also gray because they are joyless and depressing.
Imagine if they were in a planet filled with breathtakingly beautiful geology and flora, now you couldn't see them as bad guys then.
>Imagine if they were in a planet filled with breathtakingly beautiful geology and flora, now you couldn't see them as bad guys then.
But then they'd be hippies and hippies are bad guys.
And why in the name of all fuck would he do that?
"Oh, I redeemed my father, this is his face"
"Now, let me pout the mask back on so he looks like Vader again and contradict everything I just did"
Shit writing, shit, shit writing.
EUis the only thing that ever made Star Wars great
His specialty is in comedy after all. Him being cast as Ren is the real strange thing, but he has a knack for portraying that kind of psychotic mania in a way that avoids being too obnoxious.
He brought the body back to Endor with him, where everyone else would see it. So it was likely out of respect; he didn't want everyone gawping at what a hideously scarred man lay under the mask.
I'm glad the EU was scrapped btw ^_^
I connect better with a movie if people don't look like models.
I cannot believe manchildren complain about a male character not being good looking.
is this an American thing?
Naw he's still ugly. But you're right that he looks better in motion, since in photos he's as bad as what >>64986228 says, but in videos he's more just hilariously awkward looking.
So, once again, why would Luke have the "Vader image"?
The mask was Vader.
The face was Anakin
Why would anyone of the good guys want the Vader image?
No matter which way you guys try to slice this, it's fucking retarded.
Really? I get that his face is not everyone's thing, but it's not THAT bad (once you hide the ears; they're pretty distracting)
>Maybe, just maybe, Luke didn't want to leave it lying around the death star for some upstart fanatic to grab and then go around impersonating vader.
The same death star that was about to be annihilated?
Why would he think the mask could survive that nuclearx100 blast?
Why did he think a simple funeral pyre would be any better than a billion megaton explosion?
just admit the mask being in TFA makes no sense
>the mask being in TFA makes sense.
It either melted completed in the pyre or the Imperials literally launched a Otto Skorzeny-tier raid on the rebel position to steal it soon after this scene
Facial hair isn't for everyone sadly.
first of all, you saw that it did have damage.
Also, not everything burns away during a funeral pyre.
His helmet in particular was made up of a variety of materials, so it would make sense that some parts would have succumbed to heat, but not others.
>So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?
>not wanting to ride sugardaddy dick instead
No wonder you guys can't get laid. Instead of going for the twinks, go for a man.
Because he was born in the light, molded by it. One would go as far as to say his death should be just as bright.
anyone else think this film was worse than the prequels?
>shit story (blow up the not death star)
>boring environments (here's a sand planet (not Tantoine), here's a foresty planet (not Alderaan) and here's a snowy forest planet
>shit characters that are somehow adept in the force and know how to do shit like mind control without ever being exposed to it before and can also use lightsabers well enough to fight and win against a Sith
>Not-Darth-Vader is a whiney, greasy jew
>acting was diabolical
>Leia sounds like she was drunk the whole time
>lets send 7 x-wings to blow up the not death star (even though we apparently have the republic fleet supporting us)
It's better than 2, but that's not saying much.
The big problem was it was just long and fucking boring. The plot stopped completely for every action sequence, rather than the action sequences pushing the plot a long, so I just didn't care about them (as nice as they looked)
Because it's canon as fuck.
I don't know man. I think this film was more of a "test" with some glitter on top.
>Introduce new characters (because hey it's been a long time)
>Buttttt that's not enough to "drag them in" (although it's Star Wars so people being dragged in is just not an issue)
>Bring all the old characters back (one last time) andddd
Another thing, and I think this is the other half of the cookie is that it was the first starwars film in what 10-11 years? and it wasn't apart of any "plan" (being number 7 it could have had been anything, I mean this goes for the prequels as well to an extent)
It wasn't better than the prequels or worse. It's just new. People either hate or like new.
I kind of find it funny that Kylo threw literal tantrums. I mean who does that? I'm not trying to meme my way out of this, but was he autistic? I've worked with autistic people before and he seemed really fucking autistic. I mean
>He wants to follow the dark side which AS I RECALL takes time and calming and anger to an extent (hatred or some shit)
>He's not calm
>Wears some weird mask with a voice changer akin to something you'd find from target.
Anyways at least it's all new. But if they have another film coming out in two years? a year? you'll see how fast Star Wars is going to die.
It was utter
It made no sense, the story was shit and they should have just
adapted the Thrawn Trilogy
>implying he doesn't look like Han
>Restoring the galaxy to its rightful *state*
>That you miss whats going on *behind the scenes*
>I'm looking forward to having some real *talk*, with some real *folks*
This guy know how bad Force Awakens is and he's rolling with it.
What a cute babu
>yfw you realize that by finishing what Vader started he's going to kill both the Jedi and dark side and bring balance to the force.
"Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment, in a system far from here the New Republic LIES to the GALAXY while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to the Senate! To their cherished fleet! All remaining systems will bow to the First Order! And will remember this... as the last day of the Republic!"
The republic are so incompetent they had to set up a private (illegal) army just to have a hope in hell of stopping the First Order.
I don't even get this new trilogy.
>Skywalker is in hiding
>but there's a map to him for some reason
>Republic moves the capital to a planet that's not Coruscant for some reason
>still looks exactly like Coruscant
>Nobody detects this star eating planet-killer until it's blown up "not-Coruscant"
>Totally badass indoctrinated stormtrooper captain (pic related) gives up the star eating planet-killers base because she has a gun pointed to her head
among many other things
Thrawn trilogy was better