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Will he finish what Vader started?
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Will he finish what Vader started?
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Anakin already killed all the sand people.
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>I will finish... what Hugh started.
Who was Hugh?
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>>64981586
I heard he has an 8-pack
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>>64981586

The recipe was lost in the Death Star explosion. Unless force ghost Anakin shows up and explicitly gives it to him, that soup will NEVER be completed
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Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
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>>64981586
He'll probably finish what anakin started.
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>>64981684
Of Budweiser.
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>>64981684
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unless Vader started sucking cocks, no, probably not.
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>>64981824
>ugly
>skinnyfat
>fucked lena dunham
Is there nothing redeeming about this man?
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>>64981944
>>fucked lena dunham
Nah. A little while ago she bitched through twitter about them not actually fucking.
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>>64981944
>ugly
Opinions
>skinnyfat
Judging by the picture? Are you stupid? He looks fine as fuck
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>>64981824
Ultimate butterface.
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>>64981944
>skinnyfat
No he isn't skinnyfat faggot. He's pretty fit t b h. Skip to 1:11.
http://youtu.be/KyzUG2nyf5k
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>>64982269
>this is what the Driver defense force actually believe
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>>64981586
If he gets to play a younger Severus Snape in a new Harry potter film, then yes.
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>>64982323
I'd paper bag him.
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>>64981586
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>>64982323
>that body on Lena
Jesus what the fuck
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>>64981824

>he's never going to suffocate me with his thighs

JDIMSA
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i didnt have a problem with his performance

but why did they cast this ugly guy as leia and han's son? are we expected to believe he is just unlucky and has recessive genes? does that mean there is a twin?
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>>64981824
What the fuck is with his body proportions.
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>>64982485
It's simply because of a certain point of view.
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>>64982417

Imagine being Adam Driver in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Lena Dunham, you fuckin` fine, all sexy with your mayonnaise stuffed into an industrial sized garbage bag body and horrific snaggle toothed monster face.
I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me.” when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Adam and not only act on that show while Lena Dunham flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her cellulite and blotchy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene. Not only having to tolerate her moon-faced fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she’s TOTALLY EMPOWERED and DAMN, LENA DUNHAM LOOKS LIKE THAT?! because they’re not the ones who have to sit there and watch her hippoish fucking face contort into types of smug smirks you didn’t even know existed before that day. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of 7/10's and Iraqi captives for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Missouri. You’ve never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that’s breaking out on her rotund stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her “curvaceous (for that is what she calls herself)” beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Pinkberry and Cinnabun in the previous months.
And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you’re fucking Kylo Ren.
You’re not going to lose your future Star Wars money over this. Just bear it.
Hide your face and bear it.
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>>64982468
Probably for the irony factor. The movie kinda sets him up to be someone cool, and you find out he's a fucking loser.
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Why do people keep calling him a prettyboy? He's ugly as shit
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>>64982533
Why do people want to fuck Benedict Cumberbatch and Jeremy Renner.
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>>64982323
>you will never be forced to exercise by Adam "Son of God" Driver
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>>64982533
He looks a little better in Star Wars than he normally does, but going from 3/10 to a 4/10 doesn't change the fact that you're still a fucking 4/10.
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>>64982565
I can see the appeal with both of them (Cumberbatch's voice and persona, Jeremy Renner's body), but he's so fucking ugly.
It's always "pretty" too, no one calls him handsome or hot. What is it I'm not seeing?
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>>64982269
>Opinions

He's genuinely ugly.
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>>64982531

that actually makes sense thanks anon
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>>64982608
Are you a dude by any chance?
Speaking of which, are there a bunch of gay dudes on here rating this guy?
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>>64982644

Yes
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>>64982620

it's a womans way of saying he is rich and famous
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>>64982644
no__
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>all these insecure beta virgins nitpicking because they are so flabbergasted at the fact that women are attracted to personality and status
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Did anyone else notice the huge fucking bulge he was sporting during his SNL monologue
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>>64982701
It's not just women calling him pretty though, a lot of men reviewing the movie said they were disappointed in him being such a prettyboy.
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He's like a really low budget version of benedict cumbwhatever
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>>64982701
>tfw female
>tfw think he's the ugliest person ever

Is this what you tell yourself to not feel ashamed for being attracted to someone so fugly?
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Would people call him ugly if he was black?
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>>64982701
Nailed it.
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>>64981586
I hope the trilogy takes an unexpected turn and he fuck/kills the lot of em.
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>>64982565
Cumberbatch has a sexy voice and Jeremy Renner has a nice ass. Driver's got a nice midsection but his weird head and leg proportions mess everything up, plus he's got a deep voice but he has to go out of his way to avoid sounding like an idiot.
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>>64982533

>Benedict Cumberbatch
>Kit Harington
>Miles Teller
>Dane Dehaan
>Jeremy Renner
>Daniel Radcliffe
>Ezra Miller
>Tom Hiddleston

Ugly is the new hot fambo
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>>64982533
>>64982620
Apparently nice hair = "prettyboy"

Fucking disgusting, nothing about him is remotely pretty.
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>>64982751
Tits by any chance?
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>>64982724
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>>64982778
He looks like a skinny teenager with a wispy mustache and a truly unfortunate face
I guess he's tall though
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>>64982783
>Dane Dehaan
Can pull off a HY, your argument is invalid
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>>64981824
W-What's he gonna do with that goat?
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>>64982533
Jon Snow hair, youthful appearance (I thought he was a teenager at first), and that one prerelease image of him standing in the snow looked acceptable by my standards, but aside from that no idea because he looked awful in the movie.

>>64982783
Kit Harington's no Richard Madden but he's still better than most of that list.
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>>64982406
source?
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>>64982783
There was a certain ethereal charm to young Ezra and Dehaan, but the rest range from bland, punchable, to just plain fugly.
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>>64982783
>Benedict Cumberbatch
Sexy voice, nice cheekbones
>Kit Harington
Conventionally attractive. Short, but that doesn't show in a movie/tv show
>Miles Teller
IDK, I guess he looks youthful? Not actively ugly, just sort of average
>Dane Deehan
Good facial bone structure, pretty eyes
>Jeremy Renner
Good body, average face
>Daniel Radcliffe
Average face, associated with a character girls crush on
>Ezra Miller
Androgynous features
>Tom Hiddleston
Tall, good body, pretty eyes

Driver has nothing
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>>64982783
Dane Dehaan doesn't belong on that list
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>>64982895
>I thought he was a teenager at first

Are you blind? His face is inhumanly long, which is the exact opposite of a teenage face.
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>>64982485
tall, handsome and mysterious
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I thought he was pretty cute in the movie t-b-h. It seems to be when he has a beard is when he looks particularly bad. It emphasises how small his head is too much.
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>>64982751
No you think that because you heard other people say that. In reality you don't know what you're attracted to because you're just a woman tbqh
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Whenever I see Kylo Ren this is all I can think of.
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>>64982528
>Iraqi Captives

top kek
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>>64983022
>No you think that because you heard other people say that.

I hear my fellow womenfolk try to insist he's attractive and it makes me want to kill them all for their terrible taste.
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>>64982940
SNL. They basically had an undercover boss sketch of this thread
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>>64982946
>tall
>fit
>amazing black hair (that hides his ears)
>pale skin (at least in tfa)
>narrow eyes
Also I don't know how to exactly word this, but his long nose works well with his long face, and his eyebrows, cheekbones, and nose work really well with the angles of his face. It's like his imperfections hit the right spots. It just works!
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>>64983009
More like weirdly gangly arms and abnormally long torso with short legs. Dude's a freak.
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So, why did they invent some retarded planet that looks exactly like Coruscant to blow up instead of just blowing up Coruscant?
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>>64983017
Didn't think he looked handsome in the movie but it did help that he shaved and grew his hair out to hide his ears.
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>>64983082
Go back to /y/, cancer.
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>>64983048
I bet you like Channing Tatum or some shit
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>>64983135
No, he's hideous too.

Sorry anon, Driver is objectively fugly.
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>>64983082
He looks like that guy from the old Aladdin cartoons, except it doesn't translate well to real life at all.
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>>64983082
He doesn't look fit at all though, he looks like my grandma could beat him up
I guess he has nice hair and eyes though
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>>64983082
>poor quality camrips and airbrushing make him almost look human

Why would anyone settle for the inbred version of Keanu Reeves?
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>>64983082
He's got nice hair and eyes, but he really needs a stronger jaw. If he had that I could tolerate his long face and nose better.
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>>64983098

Probably JJ's idea (pseudo-Vulcan incident) but the story group and disney reject it
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>>64983082
How the fuck did they make him not look like Adam Driver? What kind of makeup witchcraft is this?
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>>64983208
Blurry cam rip.
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>>64983107
Yeah the hair helped too. But that's kinda because it's a hairstyle I tend to like on anyone whether they're conventionally attractive or not (the ear-thing also helps).
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>>64983224
I saw it in theaters. He looks so different from all the other stuff I've seen him in.
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>>64983038
Par brah
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>>64983082
he was really qt here imo desu senpai.
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>>64983166
stop exaggerating fool he's like 6'4 and could probably pound you into the dirt like a hammer.
this fucking guy lmao
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>>64983241
Same here. Not nearly enough to make him actually handsome, but he looked substantially different as Kylo Ren as he does in his other roles, and I suspect some combination of makeup, lighting, and CG did the trick.
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>>64983241
bravo george
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Is he good looking /tv/?
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>>64983195
Because Keanu Reeves is old and has thin eyebrows and dots for eyes.
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>>64983302
He's cute and squishy but I wouldn't fuck him.
Oscar Isaac is my man.
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>>64983038
>Solo actually looks like Ren here
>Ren is Solo's son

What this really means is that they should've cast someone with a longer face instead of Harrison Ford's inferior one.
And pottery.
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>>64983307
>and dots for eyes.

Keanu's eyes are literally the same as Driver's, only not half way up his forehead like his.
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>>64983302
I want him to BLACK my wife.
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>>64983302
He was hot in Attack the Block, he plays an intense stoic dude pretty well
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>all these people shitting on Driver's looks
>he's still significantly better looking than I am

th-thanks /tv/
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>>64983293
>I can beat you up man I'm 6'0 ft
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>>64983405
Do you have literal Down Syndrome or something?
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>>64983347
>>64983402
>>64983404
So he doesn't have a long face, much like Driver?
Is that what you're saying /tv/?
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>>64983414
>t.you
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>>64983440
No just figurative down syndrome.
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>>64983302
John Boyega is kawaii.
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>>64981944

There is still good in him, Anon...
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>>64981944
>skinnyfat

>manlets are this delusional
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>>64983302
He has a cute smile, but I wouldn't fuck him
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>>64982889
Swing it
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>>64983302
I don't think he's handsome, but he's cute in a nonsexual way.
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>>64982889
He's gonna continue hanging around its shoulders I guess.
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>>64983347
>>64983402
>>64983404
>>64983536
>>64983658
>>64983678
He's a nigger.
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>>64983065
kek
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>>64983347
>>64983402
>>64983404
>>64983536
>>64983658
>>64983678

remember two months ago, when literally every thread was complaining "I dont care that he's black, but did they have to pick someone so ugly?" Fucking flip floppers
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>>64983065
He looks like goddamn Napoleon Dynamite here.
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>>64983501
>t. you
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>>64983706
this.

wtf is happening to /tv/? feels like im on reddit now desu
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>>64981586
No, I will.
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>>64983747
I think that more has to do with his awkward appearance in the first trailer, the fact that he first person we saw made it worse
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>>64983747
Wasn't there for any of them, but I'm >>64983678 and I always thought this about him.
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>>64983299
if that's all CGI then consider me amazed
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>>64983803
It's not. The CGI is the helmet they give him using that shot.
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Did you Seig Heil /tv/?
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>>64983828
Why didn't they just make him wear the actual mask then? It was a stationary shot.
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>>64983850
They decided to change it after they shot it to have his face revealed later.

>TFA is already a special edition
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>>64983065
Anyone got links to the full of this?
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>>64983065
reddit
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>>64982783
>Tom Hiddleston
>ugly

Pick one
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>>64984693
He's not terrible looking but the role everybody gets wet over him for is Loki, when he was at his ugliest imo with his giant wrinkly ass forehead.
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>>64981824
That's one handsome dude right there. Good solid strong looking body (read: Not a dude bro body (not that that's a bad thing, just not really manly given all the obsession over it)), 6 foot 3, former marine, godly hair, handsome face if a little unconventional looking but looks well with the goatee and I personally like 'odd' looking faces.
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>>64984813
Adam Driver please go.
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>>64982517
A certain point of view?
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>>64984796
>wet over Loki

Well, I get why they would be wet for him in Thor, but in Avengers? All his character does is job like a bitch, there's nothing appealing about that. That said, he makes me wet in any role he plays
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>>64984840
>My actual webcam right now when you don't think I'm good looking
>Pic related

I'm too busy being in fucking STAR WARS to timestamp. No bully, just clean shaved for a Kylo Ren flashback scene as a kid. Oops spoilers.
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Adam Driver's ugly, but it's the kind that makes scenes with him in it really fucking funny, so I don't know whether I like it or not.
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He needs a beard tbqh
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>>64982323
And the appeal of this show is what?
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>>64982528
underrated
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>>64983065
It was kek but ruined by that fucking gorilla
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>>64982753

My sister thought John Boyega was ugly. Funny thing about it is that she said there could be 3 better black actors who could've played Finn.
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>>64983065
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/snls-kylo-ren-learns-important-lessons-on-undercover-boss-starkiller-base/

There ya go homos.

Also why the fuck did Kylo Ren change his name to Kylo Ren. Isn't he a sith lord? where's the "darth"
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>>64982620
He's tall gangly and damaged.

Women like that shit, except when its real life.
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>>64985274
>Isn't he a sith lord?
He's not.
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>>64985274
Ren is his title like Darth
He is a Knight of Ren
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>>64985274
Because he's not actually a Sith Lord you dolt.
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>>64985214
>Funny thing about it is that she said there could be 3 better black actors who could've played Finn.

Except Boyega was actually funny and delivered his lines very well.
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>>64985274
The force choke scene was pretty good but the rest of that shit was cringeworthy.
Why'd he kill that dude at the end?
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>>64983302

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Anon.
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>>64985298

Bravo JJ!
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>>64985274
Is this canon?

Because it's no more ridiculous than the rest of Force Awakens
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>>64983293

CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>64985274
>tfw the nerd glasses and bad wig are actually a step up for him
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>>64985396
He didn't like being touched

>>64985090
Honestly I enjoyed that part it rang true
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>>64985371

Hey it was my sister's opinion, not mine.
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>>64985476
Who the fuck cares what your bitch of a sister thinks?
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>>64985456
SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
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>>64985566
>>64985371
>>64985476
My wife's boyfriend liked him
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>>64985566
I do
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>>64981586
Yes, he swore to the charred mask of a big guy
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>>64984932
Still pretty ugly
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>>64985274
Weird, killing his employees seemed like the one line Kylo Ren wouldn't do unlike Vader.
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So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?

Why is it intact in both its halves when Luke removed the front of it in Return?

why did people think Disney would actually fix this franchise?
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>>64985728
he said sorry
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>>64985738
Did you even watch Return of the Jedi
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>>64985738
>So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?
luke dragged vader's body off the death star with his mask still on.

>Why is it intact in both its halves when Luke removed the front of it in Return?
i don't know. the fire fused them together maybe?
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>>64985738
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>>64983841
I feel so stupid but I just realized the only reason they are on a snow themed planet is so everything can be gray because bad guys are monochrome (with tints of red) which is why the original Death Star was also gray because they are joyless and depressing.

Imagine if they were in a planet filled with breathtakingly beautiful geology and flora, now you couldn't see them as bad guys then.
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>>64985773
>>64985835
Except he dumped it when he took it off Vader.

Godamn this series is full of holes.
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>>64985910
>It's impossible to pick things up when you put them down
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>>64985851
>Imagine if they were in a planet filled with breathtakingly beautiful geology and flora, now you couldn't see them as bad guys then.

But then they'd be hippies and hippies are bad guys.
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>>64985910
holy fuck you retarded faggot
Even if you are baiting just kill yourself
The funreal happens after the destruction of death star faggot
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>>64985835
I'm suprised fire even damaged it wasn't it made with magic sith infused space metal. Hi's cloth long glove could stop blaster bolts.
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>>64985910
he clearly put it back on the body then.
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>>64985738
I fucking hate this place.
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>>64985274
The part where he switched tones as he choked the guy was pretty great.
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>>64985933
>filename
KEKKY-DEKKY-DOOOOOOOO
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>>64985956
And why in the name of all fuck would he do that?

"Oh, I redeemed my father, this is his face"

"Now, let me pout the mask back on so he looks like Vader again and contradict everything I just did"

Shit writing, shit, shit writing.

The EU is the only thing that ever made Star Wars great
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>>64985274
This was surprisingly funny for a SNL skit. But then again Adam Driver's comedic timing is incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKZlCi-WnQ
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>>64985616
WHHHHYYYYYYY DID I CLIMB IN THROUGH THE WIDOW LAST NIGHT
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>>64985274
strangely cute as the technician, what in the fuck
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>>64986047
Well baited.
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>>64985982
>>64985791
>>64985773
>>64985835
So did the Imperials actually raid the funeral and steal the mask about an hour after ROtJ ended?
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>>64985738
>>64986047
you blew it
2/10
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>>64986070
His specialty is in comedy after all. Him being cast as Ren is the real strange thing, but he has a knack for portraying that kind of psychotic mania in a way that avoids being too obnoxious.
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How did he get vader's helmet? It blew up with the death star
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>>64981662
Hugh Dancy
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>>64986047
He brought the body back to Endor with him, where everyone else would see it. So it was likely out of respect; he didn't want everyone gawping at what a hideously scarred man lay under the mask.

I'm glad the EU was scrapped btw ^_^
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>>64986116
He's really good in drama too. Watch Hungry Hearts.
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>>64986070
>wheeeeeee
Appropriate horse noises from a man with a horse face.
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I connect better with a movie if people don't look like models.

I cannot believe manchildren complain about a male character not being good looking.

wtf

is this an American thing?
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>>64986087
No, Ren stole it himself, likely from Luke, who may have kept it, or maybe even Leia.
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>>64986169
His face is vomitrociously ugly though. Like a special kind of ugly.
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>>64986155
Oh man the synopsis of that sounds cringeworthy as fuck.
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>>64986133

nooo , have you not fucking watched the film.
>the funeral pyre scene on endor
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>>64986070
huh, he looks a lot worse in pictures than when he's actually in movement (on film, gifs, etc). he's kinda cute here.
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>>64982783
> kit
> ugly

you must be trolling...

i would turn GAY for that manlet...
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>>64986272
Naw he's still ugly. But you're right that he looks better in motion, since in photos he's as bad as what >>64986228 says, but in videos he's more just hilariously awkward looking.
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>>64986174
>>64986148
So, once again, why would Luke have the "Vader image"?

The mask was Vader.

The face was Anakin

Why would anyone of the good guys want the Vader image?

No matter which way you guys try to slice this, it's fucking retarded.
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>>64986228
Really? I get that his face is not everyone's thing, but it's not THAT bad (once you hide the ears; they're pretty distracting)
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>>64986337
Maybe, just maybe, Luke didn't want to leave it lying around the death star for some upstart fanatic to grab and then go around impersonating vader.
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>>64986337
>>64986174
>>64985835
Maybe Luke and Leia left the pyre before it completely burned out and years later Kylo tracked it down and took the mask?
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>>64986340
He looks like Markiplier crossed with a mare.
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>>64982753
>Being this new
>Who is John Boyega?
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>>64986340
>excessive airbrushing
>horrible nose
>eyes too high up
>no chin
>zits

When will fat Cumberbatch-tier fangirls stop trying to push this "he's not that ugly" meme
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>>64986393
>Maybe, just maybe, Luke didn't want to leave it lying around the death star for some upstart fanatic to grab and then go around impersonating vader.

The same death star that was about to be annihilated?

Why would he think the mask could survive that nuclearx100 blast?

Why did he think a simple funeral pyre would be any better than a billion megaton explosion?

just admit the mask being in TFA makes no sense
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>>64986398
I think one of them probably took it with them. It seems to make a little more sense, like a memento of the father they never knew.
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>>64985910
>just cause I didn't see Luke take it with him means he didn't do it
Wow, you're a needy bitch, ain't yah?
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>>64986479
Maybe Luke took his father's head as trophy
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>>64985437
Is that what your mum tells you?
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>>64986478
the mask being in TFA makes sense.
The "fill in the gap" part is all RotJ
Nothing ELSE about Kylo Ren made any sense, but at least that did.
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Will he cuck Boyega?
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Obviously Luke put his father's mask back on for the funeral scene so Lucas couldn't special edition Hayden's face on there.
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>>64986543
>the mask being in TFA makes sense.
How?

It either melted completed in the pyre or the Imperials literally launched a Otto Skorzeny-tier raid on the rebel position to steal it soon after this scene
>>64985835
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>>64986544
yes
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>>64986597
Oscar Isaac is so cute, holy shit.
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>>64986544
>>64986597
Adam Driver's facial hair is pretty pathetic desu. Literally teen working at Gamestop-tier.
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>>64986649
Facial hair isn't for everyone sadly.
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>>64983098
because jj is a nigger
>>64983198
why did you have to remind me that a jew killed a whole race of people
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>>64986616
>>64986597
So I'm not the only one hoping for a no-bullshit, barely mentioned, subtle homosexual relationship between Flyn and the pilot guy?
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>>64986715
I don't care, I just want more of my fighter pilot husbando.
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>>64986116
reminds me of Keaton getting cast as Batman in '89

like pottery
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>>64986715
I want 0 romance, but whatever.
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>>64986776
Pretty apt, although knowing what Driver looked like before the movie came out I was thinking he was cast purely on acting ability and that his mask wasn't going to come off.
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>>64986572
What?
first of all, you saw that it did have damage.
Also, not everything burns away during a funeral pyre.
His helmet in particular was made up of a variety of materials, so it would make sense that some parts would have succumbed to heat, but not others.
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>>64986831
So either
>Luke left the helmet on Endor
>Luke took it with him
>SWAT-raid on the funeral

Frankly, I think the raid is the best way to go.
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>>64982528
works pretty well
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>>64986865
it's HIGHLY unlikely that anyone other than Kylo grabbed it.
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>>64987139
Why won't you let me have my special operations stormtrooper raid /tv/?
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>>64985738
>So, how the FUCK did Vaders mask survive the Death Star blowing up?
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>>64981715
healthy on a punk bitch
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>>64984508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE
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>>64985738
pls be b8
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>>64985738
> there's only one helmet
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>>64987139
Kylo wasn't born yet.
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>>64987197
Huh, didn't notice the lightsaber scene in the other link was missing a few seconds. That explains tihngs.
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>>64987085
>not wanting to ride sugardaddy dick instead

No wonder you guys can't get laid. Instead of going for the twinks, go for a man.
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>>64987278
what?
We have no idea WHEN it was recovered.
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>>64986715
Finn is too ugly
Seriously, what with's all this uglies casting, men in Star Wars used to look decent or really good.
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>>64985738
Real question is why did Luke bring his helmet with him and put it on his head before he burned him?
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>>64987382
Because he was born in the light, molded by it. One would go as far as to say his death should be just as bright.
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>>64987382
Darth Vader needed the helmet to breathe.
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anyone else think this film was worse than the prequels?

>shit story (blow up the not death star)
>boring environments (here's a sand planet (not Tantoine), here's a foresty planet (not Alderaan) and here's a snowy forest planet
>shit characters that are somehow adept in the force and know how to do shit like mind control without ever being exposed to it before and can also use lightsabers well enough to fight and win against a Sith
>Not-Darth-Vader is a whiney, greasy jew
>acting was diabolical
>Leia sounds like she was drunk the whole time
>lets send 7 x-wings to blow up the not death star (even though we apparently have the republic fleet supporting us)
>shit ending
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>>64987443
But he died.
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>>64987454
its miles better than 1 and 2
idk about 3
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>weapon uses the power of the sun, not the core of the planet

would have been way cooler
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>>64987454
Nothing is worse than the prequels don't kid yourself.
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Rei's face looks like the last bit of bread in a loaf of bread
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Why does this makes me laugh so much?
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>>64987454
It's better than 2, but that's not saying much.

The big problem was it was just long and fucking boring. The plot stopped completely for every action sequence, rather than the action sequences pushing the plot a long, so I just didn't care about them (as nice as they looked)
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>>64987485
>idk about 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH8cKjgqA1k
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>>64987197
Napoleon Dynamite as fuck.
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>>64987560
shut your whore mouth
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>>64982817
its so funny that he has to hide his dumbo ears.
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>>64987454
>Leia sounds like she was drunk the whole time
She's kinda perma-fried. She did a lot of drugs, is bipolar, and an alcoholic.
Her life reads like Pulp Fiction.
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>>64987466
he wanted to hide his hideous face from everyone out of respect.
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>>64983297
chile a shit
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>>64987573
Because it's canon as fuck.
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>>64987573
same.
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damn, why did driver get to do so many skits? is that normal for hosts? i can't recall the last time a host was in so many skits + got them all uploaded officially on the snl youtube.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TR34viNo0
Jesus christ.
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>>64987454
I don't know man. I think this film was more of a "test" with some glitter on top.

>Introduce new characters (because hey it's been a long time)
>Buttttt that's not enough to "drag them in" (although it's Star Wars so people being dragged in is just not an issue)
>Bring all the old characters back (one last time) andddd

Another thing, and I think this is the other half of the cookie is that it was the first starwars film in what 10-11 years? and it wasn't apart of any "plan" (being number 7 it could have had been anything, I mean this goes for the prequels as well to an extent)

It wasn't better than the prequels or worse. It's just new. People either hate or like new.

I kind of find it funny that Kylo threw literal tantrums. I mean who does that? I'm not trying to meme my way out of this, but was he autistic? I've worked with autistic people before and he seemed really fucking autistic. I mean

>He wants to follow the dark side which AS I RECALL takes time and calming and anger to an extent (hatred or some shit)
>He's not calm
>Wears some weird mask with a voice changer akin to something you'd find from target.
>His lightsaber

Anyways at least it's all new. But if they have another film coming out in two years? a year? you'll see how fast Star Wars is going to die.
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>>64987560
Yeah, I'd totally butter it up
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>>64987454
It was utter
utter
utter
crap.

It made no sense, the story was shit and they should have just adapted the Thrawn Trilogy
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>>64987750
what's wrong with it?
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>>64987750
That was funnier than I expected. Dude is good at comedy.
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>>64987573
Best part of the skit.
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>>64982841

He could perfectly play a jedi or a sith in Star Wars desu
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>>64987197
This skit was goat as fuck
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>>64982468
>implying he doesn't look like Han
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>>64987573
Fuckin lost it at that. Just walks outside for a moment HEY I HAVE HIS LIGHTSABER
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>>64987573
Anyone got a gif of his pussy ass throw?
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>>64987197
>Restoring the galaxy to its rightful *state*
>That you miss whats going on *behind the scenes*
>I'm looking forward to having some real *talk*, with some real *folks*

This guy know how bad Force Awakens is and he's rolling with it.
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>>64983293
>could probably pound you into the dirt like a hammer
not him but Driver is pretty dyel. Maybe not by elite daily standards but certainly by /fit/ standards
And no, I'm 6'3 230
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>>64987197
is this canon?
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>>64987197
So what exactly has Darth Vader started?
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>>64988085
It fucking better be.
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>>64987750
Is this canon? I'm a newbie to Star Wars lore.
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>>64988219
Yes, Kylo Ren is an MD who has sex with random dudes all the time.
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>>64988134
Sauce?
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>>64988238
>>64987197
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>>64988134
It's an snl skit, he's supposed to be on undercover boss
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>>64988282
Yeah I'm retarded, went into the thread right after and saw it.
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>>64988238
It's already in the thread retard.
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>>64987750
holy shit he looks like Spock
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>>64984845
Yeah the point of view that jedis are evil.
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>>64988335
>>64988282
>>64988302
retard
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>>64988232
oh boy! what a kooky twist! thank you for letting in on the secret ole pal *wink wink.* man, star wars is awesome!
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>>64987573
HEY I FOUND KYLO REN'S LIGHTSABER. WANT TO SEE IT UP CLOSE?
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>>64987750
>are you positive
>yeah, but don't tell or they'll make me leave
>barely any laughs

fuck dis shit
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What a cute babu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4yRRTgcE8
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>>64988492
Man that skit was garbage.
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>>64988492
>Raynal-beads
>it sounds like anal beads

>this passes for humour in America
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>>64987197
>I'm 90% sure Matt is Kylo Ren
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>>64988517
It was, but he's adorable as a dork.
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>>64988492
Is he supposed to be Pee Wee Herman or something?
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>>64988232
No lie, I bet Kylo Ren is a total bottom bitch who's been dicked by every one of the Stormtroopers on Starkiller at least once.
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>>64988682
That's why he's so angry and feels the need to prove himself.
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>>64987750
He's pretty good.
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>>64988682
While Admiral Hux watches.
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>>64987750
Maybe it's the grainy filter hiding things but he doesn't look TOO bad in this video.
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>yfw you realize that by finishing what Vader started he's going to kill both the Jedi and dark side and bring balance to the force.
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>>64988856
He will also make children with Rey.
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>>64988856
>mfw this is their way of reretconning Lucas's bullshit
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>>64988856
Disgusting.
>>
Now that I think about it, what was the end-goal of Vader?

What does he want to 'finish'?

Is he going to revive Padme?
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>>64987197
>we lost our son back in april
So the star wars universe have the same months as ours?
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>>64988898
>what was the end-goal of Vader?

Kill Sheev and rule the universe with Luke?
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>>64981944
He looks like an ancient Egyptian.
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>>64987197
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>>64988757
>Admiral Hux
"Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment, in a system far from here the New Republic LIES to the GALAXY while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to the Senate! To their cherished fleet! All remaining systems will bow to the First Order! And will remember this... as the last day of the Republic!"

Seig Heil
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>>64988998
Fuck this pissed off ginger.
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>>64987382
Probably because he looked like shit.
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>>64988972
Why isn't he black then?
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>>64982323
tfw you want to watch this show because Adam Drivel is funny and charismatic ... but lena dunham
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>>64988998

I audibly sighed when they did the salute.

It's like they pried my mouth open and then shoved an entire fist full of nazi symbolism right down my throat
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>>64989203
>then shoved an entire fist full of nazi symbolism right down my throat

And you didn't swallow it and proceed to goose-step around the cinema?
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>>64989358

It did help me sympathise with the First Order desu
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>>64987197
Was he like....deliberately playing Ren as autistic?
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>>64989412
Same.

The republic are so incompetent they had to set up a private (illegal) army just to have a hope in hell of stopping the First Order.

I don't even get this new trilogy.

>Skywalker is in hiding
>but there's a map to him for some reason
>Republic moves the capital to a planet that's not Coruscant for some reason
>still looks exactly like Coruscant
>Nobody detects this star eating planet-killer until it's blown up "not-Coruscant"
>Totally badass indoctrinated stormtrooper captain (pic related) gives up the star eating planet-killers base because she has a gun pointed to her head

among many other things

Thrawn trilogy was better
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>>64989718
It was Snoke's plan all along to awaken the Force in his real apprentice, Rey.
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>>64989862
If Snoke fucking stupid name isn't actually a 30 foot tall giant I'll be very disappointed
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>>64990000
You like big guys, huh.
checked
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>>64990093
I think it would be pretty tubular if the bad guy was actually an intelligent giant

Something original for once
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>>64981662

a hired gun
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>>64989091

We wuz pharaohs and shit
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>>64988998
>will bring an end to the Senate! To their cherished fleet!
This part sounded like he was going to sing something, really weird, listen
https://youtu.be/Ht1BBBTAZwQ
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>>64990651
You're right, all I have to say isseig heil
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