AVATAR FAGS BTFO

>>64975727
tall alien
other tall alien

>>64975727
JEK SOOLEY

>>64975727
Jake Sully
Neytiri

films dont need to be quotable to be good

girl is just retarded

>>64975727
Jake and Neyney? Was that her name?

>>64975727
"Your REAL legs"

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>>64975727
JAKE SULLY

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>>64975814
>can't quote anything
>results in fallacy

>>64975727
neytiri
totally not brendan fraser blue alien

>>64975788
it's "JAAK", the "a" is long. it's not even a "e" sound she makes, where are you getting "JEK" from?

What's up with the quote thing? Quotes are nothing but one liner made to become popular, so then the people will market the movie, quotes are literally for reddit.

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>"Star Wars is gonna beat Avatar!"
>it doesn't

so much salt

>>64975727
"unobtainium"

>>64975727
>You are like baby. Always making noise. Don't know what to do.

BRAVO CAMERON

I'm glad it's not quotable. Because quotes are one second away from becoming memes, especially because of Reddit.

Here's a quote
"2 billion"

you're not in kansas anymore

>>64975727
NOT CHEATING:
Jake Sully, Nateri,

quote: i disected a frog once

also literally who?

>>64975868
There's a part in the movie where one of the natives yells "Jake Sully" and it sounds like Jek Sooley, literally this is the only line I remember because it was hilarious

>>64975727
"You're a blue guy"

"for you"

>>64975727

"I banked so hard."

>It's this thread again.
Alright, now quote TFA.
NON-EASY MODE: No bullshit meme lines.

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SCOWN

>I SEE YOU

UNOBTANIUM

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Jake Suooly
The General

"Where's my goddamn cigarette?"

>>64975918
Tell that to Kanjiklub.

"Don't play with that you'll go blind"

only line I remember but was breddy gud

who is this semen demon and what has she done that is more relevant than Avatar?

>>64975727
nari. NARRR-RI

>>64975945
i really cant think of anything except Han Solo telling the kids the force is real and shit

"I'll get you your legs back"
eat shit

>>64975727
"it means uh...moron"

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KILO OF UNOBTANIUM

>>64975879

TFA is the highest grossing movie in america of all time
as we all know, america is the only country that matters
unless you want to ignore that when it fits your narrative better

>>64975945
'An Solo yer a dead man

>>64975945
HAAAAN SOLOOOO

I SEE YOU

>>64976023
hello reddit

>>64975727
>So a week before Tommy’s gonna ship out, a guy with a gun ends his journey…for the paper in his wallet...

>>64975945

kanjiclub is the only thing i can think of

>>64975945

Tell that to the kanjiklub

>>64975954

oh i used that with my ex when sexing. brb.

>>64976023
reddit detected

whats her point? that popular things are not really the best ones?
DUH?

Why didn't the humans just grow more human Na'vi hybrids and take over the planet?

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You're not in Kansas any more you're on Pandora.
I see you.
This. This is our land.
Jake sooly.

There's Grace and Quatrich and Jake and Neytiri.

And I haven't even seen the fucking movie. Infact, I spent years criticising it and making fun of abatap and never even bothered.

>>64976023
IF you dont adjust for inflation.

star wars fags needs to accept their movie wont be as widely influential or popular as all the classics that made like 2 or 3 billion adjusted for inflation.

>>64976056
>>64976074
Redditors detected

>>64975727

>Col. Quaritch: You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might wanna go there for some R and R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubees. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na’vi. They’re fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that will stop your heart in one minute. And they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill. As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental attitude. You got to obey the rules; Pandora rules. Rule number one…
>Jake Sully: [voice over] Nothing like an old-school safety brief to put your mind at ease.

>>64975727
I didn't sign up for this shit

Jake sully
Grace

LIKE A BABY

>>64976092
Starwars fags don't like tfa m8, the only people praising it are capeshit fans

>>64975918
Frankly, I don't give a damn

"I totally banked soooo hard!" -Jake Sully to Neytiri

>>64976092

You mean Gone with the Wind which was in theaters for literal years?

>>64975727
Hello reddit!

>>64975945
It's true, all of it.

Nooooo.

Allow it.

>>64976139

There are star wars autists who dislike TFA out of principle because muh EU, but actual legitimate fans of the star wars OT like TFA

>>64975945
OP here.
Alright faggot, "Thank you" - Kylo

>>64976189
shoo shoo disney marketer

>>64975727
Tully and Pandora

Or was Pandora the planet? I dunno

>>64975727
Jake Sully
Col. Quaritich

"That's a big damn tree."

"I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. But sooner or later, you gotta wake up."

>>64976154
population was also way way smaller at the time, its actually amazing so many people saw it.

But domestic box office is stupid anyway. Worldwide is what truly matters and force awakens isnt even close to Avatar.

The most memorable scene was when the robot pulled out the giant knife, don't even try to deny it.

>>64975873
That is the entire reason why Marvel movies are popular. Big explosions and quips galore to mask bland filmmaking and poor storytelling.

>>64975727
Skuly
Sigorney weaver
done too easy

>>64976240

Today marks one month of TFA being out
Avatar was in theaters for 10 months
TFA has more than 10% of avatar's earnings
avatar is finished

>>64976274
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64975945
Absolutely nothing.

Actually, scratch that...

"Traitor!"

And that's only because it's been meme'd so hard.

>>64976099
hey reddit

I see you.
That's how you scatter the roaches.
How's it feel to betray your own race?


Jake
Neytiri
Colonel Quaritch

Some vehicles and aircraft as well?
AMP suit
Scorpion
Samson
Dragon
ISV Venture Star

>>64976274
you do realize movies gross the most money at first right? it isnt consistent, theres a steep dropoff.

force awakens would have to make 1.2 BILLION dollars more in order to beat Avatar. There is literally zero chance of that happening, deal with it.

>>64975945
>We have their location. We tracked their reconnaissance ship to the Ileenium system.

Really don't know why that line stuck in my head. Might be the autism

Wait, people actually liked Avatar past the 3d experience?

>>64975814
>girl is just retarded
Every woman after 13 is a retarded bipedal sex toy.

Neytiri and Jake Sully
"I see you."
"unobtanium"
tail sex under the magic tree
also the dude had a mech suit with a giant knife I think.

>>64975945
>Rey, I am your father
>Hol up, we wuz stormtroopers and sheiit
>beep beep boop boop
>Doctor pavel I'm CIA

>>64976189
Spotted the Disney employee.

>>64976338
It's the 'le 4chan contrarian' meme

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>TORETTO

Characters:

Jake

Quatrich

Quote:

JAKE!

>>64976329

But avatar achieved the exact same feat, to suggest TFA isn't capable is idiotic

>>64976240
>Worldwide is all that matters

I wish these underage neo-hollywood faggots would stop posting on /tv/

You want to make the most money worldwide? replace all human women with cgi anime aliens, make the leads that matter white men with strong jawline. Add LOTS of CGI and very very basic plotline even a retard can understand.

China and India are garbage nations that only eat the most generic slop if it has enough shiny lights on it.

>>64975727
Jake Sully

Neytiri

"I see you"

>>64976371
>>64976338
>contrarian

Reddit is down?

>>64976384
look at the international markets, star wars is mostly domestic

also avatar did well via word of mouth whereas star wars was mostly a hype thing and everyone who is gonna see it has probably already seen it.

it literally cannot beat Avatar. It might beat Titanic but thats it. You're fucking delusional.

>>64976354
kek

Dunno why everyone's debating this shit anyway.

Disney will later just do the same shit Cameron did and release the movies in theaters, this time with scenes added in blah blah blah.

>>64975727
I see you Jek Soolee

Agreed but, it wasn't cinema as much as it was a unique sensory experience akin to a theme park ride. Nothing like it existed or exists since. Forgettable story, incredibly engaging experience.

>>64976439

go to bed james cameron

>>64976338
did you not?

it isnt the greatest movie ever but its definitely enjoyable

You do realise that The Force Awakens has already earned more than 3 Billion in merchandising alone right?

Disney don't care if it doesn't beat avatar, they've already gotten their investment worth out of it

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>DUDE AVATARS PLAYING BASKETBALL LMAO

Is this the wors scene in the history of cinema? God, Cameron is such a hack.

>>64976425
Does Reddit hate it or something?

I thought /tv/ would hate it. I mean, I actually thought it was universally thought of as just "meh" by everyone after they got over the 3d hype.

>>64975727
>I see you

1) Jake sully
2)???

Literally my best attempt. Bravo Cameron

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>>64975931

>>64976339
Exercise sometime.
Then girls won't ignore you as much.

>>64976504
James Cameron is probably out spelunking or in the Mariana trench, not shitposting on /tv/

So Avatar 2 is going to kill off Sam Worthington right?

The guy's career so far down the toilet I think even Mel Gibson is more marketable

>>64976582
Sam Worthington has zero charm or talent. He's convincing in action roles but he doesnt have what it takes to be a star.

>>64975727
>"I didn't sigh up for this shit"
>Sigourney Weaver
>tall blue girl

>>64976023
>as we all know, america is the only country that matters
Americunts everyone.

>>64976527
Also, Rey controversy was forged

>implying they would care for spoilers when they could make a doll just holding that fucking stick instead of the light saber, like, you know, the promo materials they released

>>64975727
I see you.

>>64976307
Sup reddit.

>>64976674
accurate except reddit hates Jennifer Lawrence now too.

>>64976674
I really don't give a shit about this cross website bullshit.

>>64975727

>that's what butthurt haters actually believe

Where did abatap go?

>>64976735
and why is that? she got thin?

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HAVE YOU DESIGNED AND MADE YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING SUBMARINE AND DIVED TO THE DEEPEST POINT IN THE OCEAN IN THE MARIANAS TRENCH?

NO, WELL GET THE FUCK OUT STARSHITS! YOU LOSE.

>>64975727
>implying dialogue is important in a film
>implying visual direction, the soundtrack and the plot aren't infinitely more important

>>64975727
umm... enya? ayva? that forest god
zoe is the main girl character, i know that.

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>It's a Star Wars fans get BFTO by Jim Cam thread

>>64976189
I dislike it because Star Wars is supposed to be matinee eye candy, and JJ has the most boring visual style of any working director.

>>64975929
someone on tumblr posted that tweet and started its own thread on there, and /tv/ needed content so it knew where to look

>>64976674
Konbanwa Reddit-san

>>64976772
because she's a SJW and just in general seems like a cunt

>>64976831
exactly this. honestly does every movie need to have meme quotes to be good?

>>64975727

>Schartz

Looks like our Jewish "friends" are a bit salty that their multicultural piece of shit didn't even pass Titanic

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Butthurt haters everywhere

>>64975957
Literally waving an uplifted middle finger under the audience's nose for even trying to care about the plot.

>>64976977
unobtainium is an actual scientific term tho

>>64976977
that's what great about Abatap and Cameron

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>>64975727
>Two characters

Quartich
Netiri

Ok quotes...

>Yo meals on wheels!
>We are mated for life

Welp, that was easy!

>>64975727
>>64976922
>not a single May the schwartz be with you joke
dissapointed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJ-4hjNZRM

>>64977037
I know, but in a movie context it sounds incredibly stupid

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>>64976922
I liked Finn but a black lead is box office cancer worldwide.

James Cameron would've known better, but he's a non jewish director so of course he would've known better.

>>64976674

/tv/ does not suck james cameron cock

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>>64975945
"It's reddit. All of it."

>>64975918
that's complete bullshit, being quoteable means having good dialogue or good writing in General

it means the lines deliveres by actors are actually memorable enough that people can recall the Scene.

Sure a Movie being quoteable doesn't make it good, but a good movie should still have quoteable lines

a few Examples:

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back:

"I love you"
"I know"

Bladerunner:
"like tears in the rain."

Dredd:
"Mama's not the law, I am the law."

Watchmen:
"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."

300:
"give them nothing, but take from them everything."


It's a real shame that the highest grossing movie of all time has such a unimaginitive storyline, forgettable dialogue and bland, onedimensional characters, that no one can name more than one character or quote a single line of dialogue from it.

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EAT YOUR EYES LIKE JEW JEW BEES

>>64976865

Star wars is supposed to be a character drama you prequel loving pleb

>>64977037
Except that it means "a bullshit thing that doesn't exist." Just like in the movie.

>>64976674
An image from a far simpler time when the meme was just FOR YOU

>>64977117
so by your logic silent films cant be good because they arent quotable?

>>64975945
"Ive never seen greenery like this before"

>>64977172
silent films have dialogue

also that's not what I said but I don't expect a mouth breather to catch up to that

>>64977197
cheesiest line in the movie

>>64977215
but why cant a movie be good for having other memorable aspects? why dialogue? I remember a lot of scenes from Avatar.

>>64976189
TFA actually feels and looks like a starwats movie. The pt was a three movie merch machine. So much so that you don't even get the full story or character development unless you consume all the DLC (comics, cartoons).

I'm hoping the new trilogy is as self contained as the ot, because the pt was a fractured, narrative mess (10 year fucking time gap between ep1 and 2, an ENTIRE WAR between ep2 and 3).

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Avatar is such a weird anomaly. It’s the highest grossing film EVER (not adjusting for inflation) by a huge margin and yet it left virtually no footprint on popular culture. It had its 15 minutes of fame to the tune of $2.7 billion dollars worldwide, and within a few years it’s like no one remembers it even existed. You only ever really see it mentioned these days in the context of its record-breaking box office.

>>64977117
This isn't exactly true, I loved the movie Dead Ringers but I only saw it once and can only remember GYNECOLOGICAL TOOLS FOR A DEFORMED UTERUS

>>64975814
>films dont need to be quotable to be good
you like pretty imagery
that's precious

>>64977295
please nigger, the best films have much more in common with photography than story.

You can't possibly say a badly shot story is still good, but a well shot bad story can be good.

>>64977295
> characterization, story, cinematography, camerawork, visual effects, acting
> NONE OF THAT MATTERS UNLESS IT HAS MEME DIALOGUE LMAO

>>64977264
It can be good, a movie that focuses on visuals doesn't need good dialogue, but a movie with forgettable characters and dialogue is certainly not the best movie of all time.

Unless of course you use the same criteria on the prequel trilogy, if you disregard shitty characters and worthless dialogue, they have nice CGI visuals, for the time they released of course, if you watch Avatar today or even in ten years it will look like a PS1 game too

>>64975727
Is this what suicide watch looks like?

>>64975727
"I see you."

"Don't play with that. You'll go blind."

"Trust me now."

"One life ends. Another begins."

"THIS IS OUR LAND!"

"I'm a warrior of the Jarhead clan."

"How does it feel to betray your own race? You think you're one of them? Time to wake up!"

Avatar is full of memorable quotes.

I only saw

>>64975727
I c u

>>64977272
>So much so that you don't even get the full story or character development unless you consume all the DLC (comics, cartoons).

That's because there was no 'full story' in Lucas' head besides what went into the movies. The EU was just cleaning up the mess he made and in no way do they make up for what lucas did wrong in the films

>>64977290
glad you liked it

>>64977419
at least someone can look them up.

>>64977390
I never said Avatar was GOAT. I would never just randomly pop it in. But it isnt as bad as people say honestly.

>>64976952
"This is what one of these looks like, Abrams"

>>64975727
"There tracking systems won't work out here. They'll have to fire line of sight, They bring the fight to us and we got the home field advantage."- Jake Sully talking to Norm and Trudy before the big final battle.

I'm getting so fucking tired of the edgy fools trying to sound cool cuz Avatar is somehow forgettable and The Hype Awakens is their new favorite movie of all time.

Pretentious, pretentious, pretentious, people everywhere and most of them are women who are jumping on the SW bandwagon cuz its hip now even though women historically have always hated SW. FUCK.

>>64977447
I just remember that one scene of the Making-ofs where he looks at that pile of artwork and talks about te set pieces being built, and suddenly he says "oh I should start writing the script"

that's fucking nightmare enducing lunacy, seeing how they came out almost halfway watchable is a testimony to the effort put into these movies by everyone involved except lucas

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>>64977450
Thanks, david.

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THEY NEVER EVER LEARN
TITANIC STAYS AT 2
AVATAR NEVER IN DOUBT

>>64977290
and it's a placard, not even a line of dialogue

I see you.

Jake

>>64976674
>Deleted

reddit janitor must have gotten triggered.

>"for you"

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>>64977561
>and suddenly he says "oh I should start writing the script"

I had to fire co-writers on a project once for doing this

>>64977419
Whoops, got cut off.

I only saw it once in theaters. Other than that, I saw it once on a bus ride (but it was translated into another language) and I've caught it a few times on TV. Even then, it's really not hard to quote a few lines from the film. You'd have to have a really bad memory or something to not be able to quote at least a couple lines.

>>64977570
It's true but that placard creeped me out. Probably the second most haunting part of the movie outside when they actually used them.

>>64977654
why would that get deleted? it wasnt even bad?

>>64977561
It's obvious at this point that anything good that happened with starwars while lucas was involved, happened despite him, not because of him.

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How about this classic scene? Entire thing is quotable.

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>ctrl f- this is great
>no results

Nobody is discussing the final scene of the movie. If you could transfer your counsciousness to a different body, would you do it?

>>64975727

Jake Sully
Colonel Quadritch (how the fuck do you spell his name anyway)

Eat shit Schwartz you fucking kike.

>>64977777
>64977777
>>64977777
>>64977777
>>64977777

checked

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>>64977777

LUCAS BTFO ITS OVER

>>64977826
James Cameron's dialogue ranges from cheesy and bad to great

>>64977826
I want to look old and badass as him

Avatar is an action spectacle film, not a drama. Grading it on its memorable dialog is stupid.

Its like saying "Name me two notable action scenes in Sense & Sensibility. No cheating."

>>64975727

There's one line in that movie I'm always quoting cause I've always thought it sounded stupid.

>Toruk Makto... I will ride with you.

Other than that, I can't quote shit.

>>64975727

>"I see you."

desu the only thing I can remember from TFA is 'stop grabbing my hand!'

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>>64977777
even the dubs gods are against the starshits

>>64975727
This is what butthurt haters actually believe.

Avatar is a tech demo. Everyone remembers it solely because its 3D experience was unlike anything else prior to that.

Just like Crysis btfo everyone with its crazy graphics back in 2007.

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>>64977944
>>64977777
oh fuck

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"From my point of view, the Na'vi are evil!"

>>64977826
that was sadly not in the movie, because JC wanted to send a hippie message and not a realistic one

>>64977136
>Star wars isn't supposed to be a big budget Flash Gordon. It's actually a serious character piece akin to a Bergman film.

Do you realize how fucking retarded and pretentious you sound?

>>64975727
"Unobtanium.". What a shitty movie.

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>>64978021
HEY!

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>>64977944

Apparently Miles is coming back for the sequels so that will be sweet

When I was lying there in the VA hospital, with a big hole blown in the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. Sooner or later you have to wake up.

Jake Sully
Neytiri

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>>64977777
>>64977777
>>64977777

Holy shit!!!

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>>64977996
One number off.

>>64977923
"I live I die I live again!"

there, quoted a memorable line from an action spectacle better than Avatar.

>>64978076
This is how half the Star Wars fanboys sound. "Oh my god, Star Wars is, like, the most important piece of cinema ever put to film! It's so serious and deep, we have to take it very serious."

The other half are tolerable because they know how to lighten up about their Space Battles movies and have fun.

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>>64976535

>mfw watching this scene high and drunk af in IMAX 3d for the first time

>the 3D gimmick will change cinema forever!

>>64976023
hello reddit

>>64978146
Fury Road isnt that good though

>>64978091
KANJI KLUB.

>>64975945
i have a bad feeling about this

>>64978217
it certainly has better action scenes

>>64975945

>So who talks first? I talk or you talk?

>>64975727
ja jar and narnia
"that tree is gonna get us a lot of clams!"

>>64978299
Fury Road's action was repetitive as fuck though.

>>64978313
>Who sucks cock first? I suck or you suck?

>>64975945
>quote a line from TFA
Alright, that's not too

>that isn't a dumb meme
Shit. I'm out. Can't be done.

>>64975945

We'll use the force!

>star wars got BTFO by a film nobody even remembers

she ended up embarrassing herself

>>64975945

ONE QUARTER PORTION

>>64975945
Does BB-8 giving the torch thumbs up count as a quote?

>>64978418
this was what I remembered most too but I couldn't think he said exactly

>>64977923
>Avatar is an action spectacle film, not a drama.

It's not an unfair question, action movies have memorable lines.

Die Hard:
>I've got a machine gun, ho ho ho!
>Yippee kiy-yay, motherfucker!
>John McClane and Hans Gruber

The Matrix:
>I know Kung Fu.
>You think you're special, you think the rules don't apply to you, but you're wrong.
>Follow the white rabbit.
>Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Agent Smith

There, I just quoted two action movies multiple times and named at least two characters each, all from memory. Now do the same for Avatar, or can't you remember anything from it?

>>64978434
I honestly thought that was supposed to be a middle finger and couldnt understand why people thought it was so cute

>>64977117
>thread is full of quotes from avatar
>"it's a real shame nobody can quote it"
I see you.

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>muh domestic
>muh china
>muh merch
>muh quotes
Starfags constantly gets btfo

>>64978480
Nah, she was giving the ol' "come hither." BB-8 wants some BBC.

>>64975945

Move, ball

>>64975727
"Me jake sully. Me marine"
Jake sully. Neytiri.

Easy. I only saw the movie once and I can do that because my memory isn't addled with constant weed and booze like a fuckin normie

>>64976023

I'm American and I don't agree with this at all. Go get fucked in the ass reddit. If the world wide grosses topped Avatar, you and your Star Wars butt brothers would be high fiving and chest pounding saying "see!? EVERYONE loves this movie".

Americ and the rest of the world form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of us will affect the other. You must understand this, faggot.

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Thank you James Cameron, I love you.

>Colonel Quatrich
>Jake Sully

>"But out here they're just hired guns"

>>64978678
kek holy shit

also i forgot how good the effects were in Avatar

>>64978505
sure quotes pop up, but they are so forgettable I can't even recite them despite just reading them 10 minutes ago

it has not a single memorable quote

>>64978472
Here
>>64978121

Also, Norm, Grace, Moat.

They're just pissing on us without even the courtesy of calling it rain.

YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE!

>>64975945

>THAT LIGHTSABER BELONGS TO ME

>COME GET IT

You can't tell me your whole theatre wasn't hype during that moment.

I hope they resurect General "Kill-em-all" Quartich he was the best part of the movie

>>64978678
to think some people are cheering during that scene, on aliens killing humans, it's almost as bad as ISIS propaganda videos

not relate to this whole starwars avatar drama, I don't care about this shit

>>64978678
but but muh force awakens. Its a well made movie despite its flaws and its not THAT bad and its like totally hip with the national conscious cuz of memes that redditors luv like "thats not how the force works xD" Its not like i gave TFA a 9/10 and declared it to be the best movie of 2015.
Apologies, apologies everywhere.

>>64978888
People always want the underdogs to win. Also, the aliens were portrayed as far more human that mercenaries, so they're more relatable.

>>64978962
"thats not how the force works" sounded like a fucking fanboy wrote it and completely took away the mysticism

>>64978879
>Steven was so memorable in the first film, we’re privileged to have him back. I’m not going to say exactly HOW we’re bringing him back, but it’s a science fiction story, after all. His character will evolve into really unexpected places across the arc of our new three-film saga. I really look forward to working with such a gifted actor, who’s also become a good friend.

-JC

>>64978769
This sounds like a problem you have with your defective brain and not a problem with the movie.

Personally, I saw the movie once years ago and was able to quote lines in this thread. I'd say that speaks to it having memorable lines.

But sorry you can't remember things for more than ten minutes at a time, dude. That's harsh.

>>64978879
I'd love to make a logical sequel starring his son

Admiral Obed "Orbital Bombard 'em" Quadritch

>>64978888
>Star Wars is a film about Rebels (ISIS) attack the Empire (USA)
The terrorists won.

>>64978888
Those humans were warrior's receiving a warriors death that they full on expected when singing up. Now I would feel bad if the Na'vi went and killed all the businessman, scientist, and other humans at the end. Instead they forced them to leave Pandora which is a merciful thing but they'll come back like "a rain that never stops"

>>64975727
Nativity and Colonel Quiditch

>>64979038
It's as cringe worthy as "i'm going to science the shit out of this"

>>64979050
sorry I can't obsess over a mediocre film and memorize obscure lines of dialogue from it.

guess I have more important things to think about than avatar

>>64979183
>ask people to quote lines from a film
>they do
>"wow, you're really obsessed"
It hurts to be wrong.

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>>64979177
>>64979044
checkd

>>64979177
honestly the science memes are the ONLY thing I hated in the martian

the rest was honestly fine but holy shit, some of the dialogue was stupid. they could have edited out just a few quips and it would have been perfect.

>>64975727
toruk mato or whatever the fuck, jake sully

>>64979470
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

>>64975945
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB

>>64979535
That's yaddle not Yoda.

"You're not gonna like this"

"The way I had it figured, [pseudo-native american dinosaur monster name] is the baddest cat in the sky. So why would he ever look up?"

JEKSOOLY

Jake Sully
Naytiri

It's still in a typical Redditor's mindset that a movie has to be quotable (read: memeable) to be good.

>>64979545
Yeah, there's a few lines that made me cringe in the Martian (specifically: "I'll have to science the shit out of it"), but overall, it's a pretty good movie.

>>64976354
my sides

>>64975727
Something about unobtanium blah blah blah blah blah
BTW there are avtar fans?

>>64975727
Sure can't

>>64975945
STOP HOLDING MY HAND

>>64979886
>It's still in a typical Redditor's mindset that a movie has to be quotable (read: memeable) to be good.
The prequels are more quotable than the original trilogy.

>"I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!"
>"Anakin, you're breaking my heart. You're going down a path that I can't follow!"
>"I wish I could just wish away my feelings!"
>"Yipee!"
>"Now this is podracing."
>"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick."
>"Are you an angel?"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"There's always a bigger fish."
>"I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
>"Twice the pride, double the fall!"
>"Not from a Jedi."
>"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."
>"Execute Order 66."
>"The oppression of the Sith will never return!"
>"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

And there's more. I refused to touch Jar Jar quotes because it feels like cheating, pretty much everything he says is memorable.

Memorable quotes and memes don't make your movie good.

>>64975727
Confession time I've never watched Avatar and I was here for Abatap posting

>>64975945

> "You cannot deny the truth that is your family."
> "You're so right."

> "You still want to kill me."
> "That happens when you're being hunted by a monster in a mask."

> "Droid, please!"

> "AN SOLO YER A DEAD MAN"

> "Stop holding my hand!"

> "Because it's the right thing to do."
> "... You need a pilot."
> "I need a pilot."

> "'14 parsecs.' Huh."

> "I know what I need to do. I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?"

There were plenty of good lines.

>>64980385
>bad line
>bad line
>throwaway line
>meme line
>meme line
>bad dialogue
>bad line that is just stupid nostalgia
>bad line

>plenty of good lines
Where? In another movie, maybe.

>>64980465
spot on

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>>64977826
>this was written by a tvtroper
my fucking sides

Cameronfags can't even find a good piece of written by the man so they have to resort to fanfiction written by a fedora tipper.

the only thing i remember about Avatar is that they raped animals to break their will

>>64980613
To be fair, Cameron was going for a black and white morality, a good versus bad, and that monologue, while good (certainly better than what you'd expect given the source) wouldn't work in a movie like Avatar or Star Wars.

>>64975727
oh now I know who post that shit here and know the face to.

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>>64980613
Cameron used to write good stuff though. I think Avatars world and ecology bled so much creativity from him though.

>Lindsey Brigman: So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.

>>64975727
Run home to mamma, you candy ass bitch.

>>64975945
Why does he wear the mask?

"You see this here?"

>Something something grabs random floating rock

"Unobtanium. 2 million a kilo"

>Something something plays golf in a cup

"Blue bastards, take it from under their nose" or whatever.

"Remember when I was in The Illusionist and Friends? But I bet you don't remember my name."

>>64975727
TIME TO SCATTER THE ROACHES

"...unobtanium..."

>>64975727
>Avatar's dialogue isn't filled with one-liners
>This is supposed to be bad
LOL NOPE

>>64975945
WE GOOTA GET TO DA QWAD JUMPAH

>>64976922

Give it a rest already /pol/

>>64975727
>Gimpy Armyman
>Ellen Ripley

>"Now THIS is pod-racing!"
>"Let's fuck each other with our tails."
>"Watch out for that rhino with a hammerhead shark head!"
>"Watch out for that Panther, but with 6 legs!"

Easy peasy

>>64975945
>It's the right thing to do.
>You need a pilot.

>>64977272
>TFA actually feels and looks like a starwats movie
No it doesn't, it feels and looks like a cheap ass ripoff.

>>64981938
>Opinion

>>64976089
So the only people who remember shit about the movie didn't see it, but spitefully memorized the maymays. I dig it

>>64975945
>>64978406
>THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>TRAITOR

>>64981965
"TFA feels and looks like a Star Wars movie" is opinion that you can't really back with fact. Saying "it feels and looks like a cheap ass ripoff" is also opinion, but can be backed by the fact that it copies the story of A New Hope wholesale.

>>64981938
3edgy.wmv

>>64976922
>Bitches about "multiculturalism" agenda of Star Wars while defending Jim "made 2 billion foreign box office making white American stereotypes the villains" Cameron.
>dat cognitive dissonance.png

>>64982202
>4chan is racists!
Calm your tits.

>>64977084
Dipshit. James Cameron made so much in foreign BO because America was the bad guys in an invasion fantasy released 6 years into the occupation of Iraq.

>>64982259
I don't give a shit if 4chan is racists. You retards need to quit fronting like Cameron isn't all about pandering to ferners and multicultural shit. The message in Avatar is considerably more anti-white, anti-American than almost any blockbuster. The fucking white protagonist is a hero for converting into a colored savage for fucks sake

>>64977295

Film is a visual medium. Avatar is still shit, but come on., this is basic stuff.

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins? Can you sing with all the voices of the Mountain? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

>>64976023
FUCK YOUR FAMILY

>>64975945
I only saw it once, but okay:

Han Solo w/ bowcaster - "I like this thing"

Rey fixing the hyperdrive - "I bypassed the compressor!"

>>64982575
This guy gets it

>>64975727
"Now I am the AVATAR!!!"

>>64978678
>>64978678
>>64978678
>>64978678


KEK

someone please add "TFA shill/cuck" on the guy who gets crushed between the two blocks

"You know nothing Jake Sully."

Wait....

jake and neytiri

you're not in kansas anymore

>>64982413
But Anon, I don't care.

>>64982775
>confirms he's not a robot
>to say he doesn't care

>>64982413
AND the villian is returning in all 3 sequels, so whats your problem? Cameron knows Quatrich made an impression.

>>64975727
I never saw it so no. Who the fuck is she?

I see you

Jake sully
Neyteri

What a dumb cunt

>>64982954
More or less, sure.

Ya tell it to the record books

>>64975945
"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?"

>>64982975
Confirmed for Avatard.
>that GI Joe stereotype character that unambiguously died
>returning for all 3 sequels
Oh I don't have a problem. I'm not the one trying to defend this trash.

>>64975945
I literally just saw it and all I remember is we have a QWAD JUMPAH

>>64983027
>Narcissistic personality disorder.
Nobody gives a shit about your lack of interest about things you zero sum faggot

I did it Nefertiti - I became Avatar.

- Jack Scully

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Quote Hitchcock's Rear Window
Plebeians don't know what cinema is about.

>>64983283
>comparing rear window with Dances with Fern Gully
>50 year old thriller being compared to highest grossing film of all time from 5 years ago

>Avatar
>what cinema is about

Dubkek

>>64983217
>I don't care about your dumb "jews taking over hollywood, multiculturalism is code for anti-white" bullshit
>therefore, I have some kind of disorder?
Okay?

>>64983143
What do you want then, a deep and complex deconstruction of a wounded war hero like Ed Harris in The Rock?

fucking idiot, get the fuck out of this board if you don't want to discuss pop-cinema.

>>64983453
>responding to person complaining about multiculturalism and Jews or whatever while defending Cameron. >Point out Cameron is the worst offender.
>Retarded asshole responds to let everyone know they don't care and contribute nothing.
Not okay. Fucking reddit

>>64983591
You replied to me with a long-winded speech about cultural marxism or whatever, and I'm letting you know I don't really care about it, partly because I feel bad because it looked like you spent time on your reply and it was time wasted.

>>64983524
>get the fuck out of this board if you don't suck Avatar dick
I'm all for discussing pop-cinema. Literally what I'm doing. And I'm criticizing the cartoon character American GI joe trope villain that Cameron is using to pander to foreign markets. The fact that he's unmurdering the character for ALL 3 FUCKING SEQUELS goes to show how much of a pandering hack he's become.

>>64983689
You responded to me dipshit. Kill yourself

>>64983452
It is not about quotability i tell you.

>>64983893
It is when you're talking about cultural significance as literally the most viewed film of all time. TDK came out a yeah before avatar, and everyone can quote it. The effect it had on our culture has been undeniably more significant, because the story and the characters mattered, not the fucking gimmick. Avatar was a new technology showcase color by number story.

It isn't about "quotability", it's about the reason we remember the lines in the first place. "Mein Fuhrer I can walk" or "I coulda been somebody" or "Frankly my dear" are remembered for what they represent and the effect they had on the audience within the context of their presentation.

The only memorable quote in avatar is a reference to the memorable quote from wizard of oz. that's how bland and derivative that shit movie fucking was.

Umm.. can't think of any characters from the top of my head, but a memorable line?

Fuck I can't even remember any actual dialogue or why the main character guy was in the woods alone to begin with or what their mission even fucking was before he decided to help the aliens

"Think fast"

>>64975945
>I love you finn

>>64977117
>let me disprove you
>posts reddit tier quotes of reddit appreciated movies