SNL General

First

>>64975609
This isn't youtube

Looks like we're going to overtime boys. Who knows when this will start

why is he hosting if he should be in prison or murder?

We're going to have to wait longer

Green Bay vs Arizona just went into OT

Fucking handegg.

>>64975688
downvote

OT Bitch!

>>64975759
Does that mean they have to wait?

Or are they just gonna abruptly cut into it?

>it didn't flip

>>64975958
They wait. It will still be the same length

is it just tape delayed?

>>64975998
No they're in the studio right now drinking flat soda and waiting until they can start

>>64975463
>football
Didn't know Americans watched footy.

Why aren't sports required to stick to their timeslot like every other televised program? As soon as the end of their scheduled time is met, the game should cut out and the program scheduled to begin at that time should start.

>>64976047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Game

here's why

>>64976047
sports are a big deal. there would be riots if that happened

>>64976047
Because football gets way better ratings and there's millions of advertising dollars put into it.

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I can't believe I'm staying up so late to watch this guy on a stream.

> all of these nerds who do not watch football throwing a hissy fit over an amazing game going to overtime.

LMAO

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Wisconsin reporting in, I really need this to be a good episode.

Let's get Mark his own cell phone. Send.

>>64976269
fuck da cards

CLOSE THE FRONT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

LARRY GOAT FUCK SNL

>>64976269
Minnesota here. Even I pity you

>>64976269
Well hopefully the writers come with something good after almost a month to prepare

WELCOME BACK TO THE GAME REPORT??WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICAN FOOTBALL

any of you fellow snlheads have a stream?

remember folks, we still have local news before SNL starts (probably 12:30am EST)

>>64976362
i'm using time4tv buddy

SNL isn't going to start after the post game show. They are going to air a half hour of local news first.

Who /sp/ here?

Also, who is most likely to cameo in this episode: Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, or Carrie Fisher?

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>>64976269
>he lives in Wisconsin

>>64976381
ok, looks like it's gonna be 12:20 EST

>>64976417
Harrison Ford

>>64976417
prob carrie fisher and hopefully best chanel

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>except on the west coast

Nice hands, Larry.

I hope Shillary gets BTFO

>local news

why

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>>64976417
sup, hope the seahawks game tomorrow will be as entertaining

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>>64976447

are these news only for west coast?

>>64976484
because the local affiliates make most of their money from ads during local news

>>64976494
local news is on in dc

>>64976478
as if SNL haven't been pushing Hillary harder than anyone else

>>64976494
east coast here, my nbc affilate is playing some bullshit nightlifetv thing

Does anyone else realize how crazy it is that Trump is actually running for president?

>Dozens of dedicated sports channels
>Air sports on channels that already have other programs scheduled instead and fuck up their shedules
'Murica.

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I wonder what they're doing while the show doesn't start.

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>tfw no one is gunna stay up to watch

>>64976471
kek
(You)

>>64976554
why is it crazy?
In the 19th century it was mostly rich people who ran, rather than career politicians.

>>64976555
>airing NFL playoff games on channels that aren't on the majority of US televsions

yeah ok

it's only 11 here. 10 minutes folks

>>64976555
You do realize that this was a fucking NFL playoff game

Of course it's going to be on one of the broadcast networks

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>my local news has a piece on a cunny gymnastics competition

when will these news end?

>>64976633
he doesn't realize that that game gets 10 times the viewers (and money) that SNL gets

>>64976471
SNL will start at its normal time on the west coast.

>>64976633
So then, why be dumb enough on the network's part to even have new television programming scheduled for tonight when they know there's a good chance of the game going long? This isn't the first time anyone has ever broadcast a football game.

>>64976689
10 times zero is still zero

>>64976677
12:20 EST

if you live in another time zone, do the math yourself.

>>64976484
It changes every day you know

>>64976554
Reagan was worse

>>64976657
Pix?

Fuckin Belize

>>64976494
News on in glorious midwest

>>64976711
because money

>>64976719
thanks dude

>>64976736
Why do yuropeans drink semen?

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>>64976417

Bill Clinton has to do the talking... fucking embarrassing.

>>64976711
are you retarded or something?
most viewers watch primetime, then the local news, then the show that follows. It's proven that late night shows get significantly more viewers when the primetime show immediately preceding the local news is higher rated. This is why conan was pissed about leno being on at ten. He brought ratings down so low for the ten o'clock hour that not enough people were staying on through the local news.

>>64976697
enjoy your tape-delayed bullshit

>>64976736
A bit too over the top imo

any live streams? I have cable but i can't watch it till midnight :( prefer to watch it live

>>64976780
He's probably home, stoned as fuck, listening to the Grateful Dead.

>>64976711
there are like 30 SNL episodes in a season stop bitching. If it was such a big deal they wouldn't take breaks every 2 weeks like the lazy fucks they are.

Is the show cancelled or something? I have news showing on my NBC channel.

>>64976815
time4tv

>>64976736
*tips fedora*

>>64976868
yeah

go to bed

>>64976868
It's coming in like 5 minutes buddy

>>64976815
>nbc
>cable

oh shit i thought this zika thing was only going on in brazil

>>64976868
read every other post in the thread

>>64976910

He must be on the west coast.

>>64976393
thanks, pal

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>>64976834
>America is losing on every scientific and economic front right now

I'm in Wisconsin. Did the episode start already?

Capsbro didn't make this thread. This is not the official SNL live listen thread.

>>64976834
same

>>64976941
correct!

>>64976964

No, news is still on.

>>64976966
Capsbro barely shows up anymore

>>64976964
SNL starts at 10.29pm Central Time every Saturday. You are 26 minutes late.

>>64976966
Capsbro doesn't come here anymore, dumbass

>>64976966
fuck off capsbro

>>64977000
and sure as hell doesn't post caps

See Chris Christie commercial. Thought it was cold open.

>>64976966

Capsbro is off sucking cock and doesn't come around anymore.

>>64976834
>America is losing on every scientific and economic front right now

>delayed because of football
What the fuck? Fuck that faggot shit.

damn these dunkin donuts ads made me hungry

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>12:07 AM
>I'm a wageslave and have work tomorrow morning
>SNL still hasn't started

Who /Go-Away Television/ here?
AKA who Canadian

This shit is melting my fucking brain

>>64977047
it was a playoff game that went into (a short) overtime

bei bei is cute tho

>>64977070
That image choice is really fucked up because i'm watching Don't Hug Me I'm Scared #5 right now

Only children watch sports. Hurry up and start SNL. Rylo Ken from the new Star Wars is hosting.

http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream

ok, looks like 12:15 EST

my local news is already done with sports

>>64977155
Is that some video game thing?

>you will never Rashida Jones

>>64976905
Well? Where is your fucking 5 minutes?

>>64977221
She's a Jew and a mulatto.

Since SNL is late because of handegg, I'm watching Return of the Jedi instead. What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

>>64977237
Podracing Special

>>64977237
4

What else has Adam Driver been in? I've only ever heard of him because of Star Wars.

>>64977236
And?

ITS HAPPENING

>>64977236
I know, isn't it great

news over

it's starting now

>>64977237
Holiday Special

>>64977190
Same.

>I'm watching this for Adam Driver only because of the potential Star Wars sketches

What the fuck

>>64977236
exactly

mmmm

>>64977260
that one show with that hideous hambeast

>>64977237
The prequels bro ;) (am i doing the meme right?)

>>64977260
Girls and Inside Llewyn Davis

>>64977236
More like Jewlatto

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>>64977260
While We're Young, Hungry Hearts, What If, Inside Llewyn Davis, etc.

IT'S STARTING

It begins

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>>64977155

>only children watch sports
>now hurry up so I can see the Star Wars man

In its entirety

How was the Ryan Gosling episode he hosted a few weeks back?

I want to impregnate Cecily

damn is Cecily pregnant again?

she's hot

Hammond Trump is best Trump

where is he

>no applause for hammond

i guess he's in the cast again

What does the crowd do while they're in delay? I guess the cast memebers come out and perform stand up or something?

Is Cecily pregnant?

>the actual cast isn't talented enough to do presidential impressions
>they have to hire previous cast members and larry david
How embarrassing.

>>64977382
Cecily isn't pregnant. She just keeps getting bigger.

>>64977399
Sit and wait.

Greeeeaaat Political skits that don't even make sense to normies

jeb lol

>>64977421
so you want taran killam to play both donald trump and ted cruz at the same time?

Who's Trump's vice, btw?

shitty Ted Cruz

>>64977399
I mean, they've probably been sitting and waiting for hours prior anyway.

>>64977421
Hammond works for the show anyway, he's the announcer.

>>64977399
>>64977432

It isn't completely live idiots it was probably done filming at 9pm EST like late night talk shows

It is pretty fucked up how Republicans made Obama prove he was born in Amerca, and still deny he is an American citizen after proving yet, yet they fully support Rafael Cruz even though its open knowledge he was foreign born.

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>>64977423

link to stream?

CRUZ BTFO

>>64977463
Shitsanigger

>>64977478
Fucking retard

Kek that Ben Carson is good

Ben Carson impersonation always gets me lmao

>>64977478
you're a cuckold

These jabs at these people are good but these aint funny

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>It's a make fun of republicans episode

HOLY SHIT, KYLE MOONEY ACTUALLY ISN'T ACTUALLY PLAYING HIS VAGUELY IRISH, VAGUELY NEW YORKER, AWKWARD GESTURE GUY

>>64977501
>>64977519

dude if you think this is happening live right now you have unimaginable autism I have been in the audience

>>64977478
It's always been live dipshit

>[RECORDED EARLIER TONIGHT]

Ehh, it's not live anymore.

So is this Driver guy funny

>>64977560
They're memeing

>Recorder Earlier Tonight

B T F O
T
F
O

ITS NOT LIVE

Who is your SNLfu?

Is SNL good or bad now? Haven't watched it in like 6 years

>>64977519
[previously recorded tonight]

>>64977463
Scott Brown

>>64977560
>>64977478
stop posting now, you mongoloid. who gave you a keyboard?

>>64975463
this was previously recorded tonight.... fuck no spontaneous "fuck"s or anything random happening tonight

Cecily's big, fat, pregnant mouth.

So around what time is this ending around?

>>64977575
>>64977576
>>64977583
It was live at the time though

>>64977501
>>64977519
>Jimmy Kimmel Live
>films during the day

>Saturday Night Live
>exact same shit

>Saturday Night Live
>it isn't live

>>64977589

background noise for insomnia

Capsbro, can we get a pic of the inside of Cecily's mouth? I want to see if there is a fetus down there

>>64977605
I would kiss it long and deep.

THERE HE IS

>>64977587
Beck Bennet?

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night [RECORDED EARLIER TONIGHT]

>>64977548
He's never had a chance to do his funny YouTube shit
He's been disappointing
I want an SNL tier awkward interview guy as a digital short or something

This is the first time I've watched SNL in years. What am I in for?

>>64977560
get a load of this guy

he went to the dress rehearsal and thought they were taping it for broadcast

BEN!

>>64975609
hahahaha wut the fuck this has to be a joke

>>64977606
93 minutes after it started.

inb4 musical monologue

10 to 1 he does a song

oh god

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>>64977603
>rethuglicans

This dude is ugly

>people think this guy is handsome

God damn this guy is ugly

>>64977623
what did they mean by this?

>>64977652
>KYLE MOONEY
>EVER FUNNY IN ANY CAPACITY

LOL

>>64977636
Capsbro hasn't posted caps in years

>Instantly looked at Driver's bulge
>noticed he has a big cock

Makes sense

>>64977603

Ha-ha. Assblasted mod is a rethuglican.

>>64976175

Cincinnati reportan, bar was going nuts because we still love Carson Palmer

How the FUCK is that show still on the air? Do you guys find this funny or just watch it ironically to goof on it?

>>64977650
So, it's the west coast feed. Ugh.

>>64977703
I con post some shitty 360p captures if you want.

hahaha already making fun of the star wars fags

APE ALERT

AYYYYYYYYYYYY BOI I AINT SEE DAT MOOBIE LMAOOOOOOOOO

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>Come on, it could be Kenan in here!

Black lady ain't funny.

This guy's got good energy and delivery so far. Good hosts usually make good episodes so this shouldn't be terrible.

Also
>it's not a musical monologue
Thank God

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>>64977682
>>64977684
>>64977688

>implying

>>64977722
It wouldn't be an SNL thread without you, bro.

>>64977702
Did you watch his shit from before SNL?

On the real, the dude is pretty unattractive hollywood wise.

>>64977722
its on the air the same reason star wars is still a thing hahahaha you are such a dumb faggot, anon

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WHY IS HE SO CUTE?

Damn that a short monologue, good for them for not dragging it out. Also this guy's not attractive

Is that the black ape thats gonna be in the fake ghost busters movie?

So it's live but they put the recorded earlier for the west coast right? He said Arizona congrats soo

LET ME GET A DICK PIC TOO

>>64977764
>it's not a musical monologue
Literally my least favorite style of monologue. Does anyone like that shit?

I bet the Dunham beast shows up.

>>64977423
I don't know whether to worry or make my dick diamonds. The way you said it made it look like she was going to gain weight, in which I'm fine with a few pounds, but if she goes full Aidy Bryant, I'm fucking done.

say what you want about Adam Driver
but he had glorious hair in that space movie

wait a minute, i dont remember the football game ending before 11:30. He said that the cards won

>>64977767
Nigga got a monkey face 2bh

That was a really quick monologue.

>>64977767
>a photoshopped professional promo pic looks much better than real life

well no shit dumbass

>>64977798
yeah, the west coast gets it on tape delay

>>64977780
>MCDONALDS HAS MOZZARELLA STICKS NOW
SNL knows the Star Wars audience pretty well

>>64977798
They probably started filming at the scheduled time of midnight so we're only 20 minutes behind of where they are.

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>>64977807
I do

Why did they make an urban McDonald's commercial for white people? These are the type of commercials that only come out on the cw or during court shows

Jesus christ this adverts on american tv are just soo fucking trash.. do people actually pay to see this shit?

WHERE'S MY DAMN LATTE

>>64977813
She was in the commercials they've been airing this week so...

>>64977769
>>64977778
Haven't watched an episode of SNL ever. I'm just here because NBC was shilling the shit of of it during football. You guys HAVE to be watching this ironically, no? Like an Opie and Anthony thong or something?

>handegg jokes

American commercials truly are the worst.

>>64977836
They're $2 for 3 and they are only the size of a quarter.

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where's his ring /tv/?

>>64977767
where'd all his signature acne go?
oh yea photoshop smudge tool

>A PARODY ABOUT THE GAME THAT JUST HAPPENED

WHY

>>64977652
He's done almost all his characters and awkward interviews for the show. Him and Beck also do that new weird 90210 sit-com style sketch.
Do you even watch the show?

holy fuck what
How do they have a skit about what happened before the show and after the show was written

What's going on

Oh good, more handegg. I'm going to bed.

kek that was actually funny what the fuck

dude what this skit is meta as fuck, they must have written it during the OT of the game really fucking quickly

>>64977865
Ah, so the betting window is closed. OK.

he looks even more ugly here

When was the last time SNL was funny?

>>64977877
What else am I gonna fucking watch at 11:30 on Saturday nights?

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>even in the sketch the Packers are losing

St...st-stop it..

Lmao the legs

People in the croud laughing way too hard at that joke.

This was obviously forced by NBC executives

Just tuning in now. The fucking game is still on! What time is SNL going to start?

>>64977922
that wasn't the score heading into the 4th jesus christ you people are dense

>>64977859
This is broadcast, free-to-air TV. What do you expect?

>>64977909
why not, nigger?

>>64977373
great actually, he kept breaking though

it's live you fucking spergs

Adam Driver is getting into it more than I thought ....

Did they fuck up the greenscreen that one time?

>>64977981
>[RECORDED PREVIOUSLY TONIGHT]
Wrong

Sketch is way too fucking long and not funny

THIS IS SO CRINGE

>>64977399
wait and watch them set up

>>64977957

started 12am est

>>64977981
It said prerecorded on my television

DUDE STAR WARS LMAO

Oh boy

>>64978004
He's a Marine. Whatever he does he does all the way. (serious)

>>64977981
it hasn't been completely live since the fucking 80s dipshit

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goddamn this dude has one of the WORST profiles a man could have, so weak and unaesthitically pleasing. I just drew this to vent my rage. If his nose wasnt so big, they weak chin wouldnt be as bad, but man both of em together, damn.

so this episode is just going to be memes and star wars jokes huh?...

>>64977981
i think it's on a 30-minute delay

Okay this is cool

Remember that flirtatious Cecily weekend update character? That shit was real hot but i I'm still cool with pregnant Cecily

Yes!

you can just tell that Adam Driver has amazing timing and delivery for sketch comedy.

EXACTLY EXACTLY

This one is actually good

>>64978047
You think about him a lot don't you?

This is pretty cute

Ok this sketch is good.

>>64978060
Stop forcing this meme

>>64978066
He's the only reason Girls is funny and watchable

Adam drivers a good actor

hahahaha that was really funny
>specially since im the one who killed him

>>64978117
How much screentime does he get

>#undercoverren

HOLY
FUCK
THAT
CECILY
TITS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

So was that skit cannon?

mmm

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>cecily in that jasmine outfit

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HOLY FUCK, THICK CECILY IS SEXY AS ALL HELL!

Next week, Ronda Rousey is hosting with musical guest Selena Gomez

mmmmmmmmmmmm

So how many views on youtube is that going to have tomorrow?

Welp, time to get my dick out.

>cecily as jasmine

hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

THICK
H
I
C
K

Cecily as Jasmine
>sweating man.jpg

C L E A V A G E
L
E
A
V
A
G
E

Muhhh

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>>64977587
of these past few years, noel wells. Before her abby elliot

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CECILY
E
C
I
L
Y

Dem boobies

>>64976047
kill yourself

>>64977818
WISE

hahaha she peed

guys stop being cringe pls

>>64978179
Obviously.

Crotch grab.

2 funny sketches in a row. Am I actually watching SNL?

>>64978246
impossible

TITS
I
T
S

WET CECILY
E
T

C
E
C
I
L
Y

I'm in the Midwest (Wisconsin specifically) and they're still playing the local news..what gives?

This Cecily posting is funnier than the skit

Has anyone laughed once yet?

She's all wet

Cecily
Cosplay
Cleavage
Pissing
Wet and messy

All of my fetishes so far. My dick can't take it

>>64978227
God I loved abby elliot. I miss her

>>64978276

Where in Wisconsin? I'm in Madison and SNL is on.

>>64976047
rating you NEET

>leslie hamming it up

>>64978292
Laughing right now.

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>Cecily as Jasmine peeing herself

New Thread
>>64978301

>>64978301

Cecily has long arm hair

ronda is going to be so bad

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>>64978296
>pissing
>wet and messy

>>64978276
prob cuz ur team got rekt

>tfw can't enjoy cecily because cat is on my lap

based Kylo getting some of that ass

my nigga

>>64978292
i laughed when kylo said
>specially since im the one who killed him

>>64978084
Not really, havent seen the movie yet, and really never come to /tv/. but when that black bitch said the internet was saying he was ugly during the monologue, it made me think of /tv/ so I came her to watch and post about the show. I've never watched it with /tv/ before, but I have watched SNL for the past twenty years or so, so though Id come in and have a seat.You reply to negative opinions on him a lot don't you?

>>64978276
extra Packers coverage god you all are some idiots ITT

>>64978339
I adore women's body hair.

>>64977943
Old episodes of Seinfeld? Under Siege 2? Anything but this?

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>>64978047
yes you're a closeted poofter faggot who is obsessed with a man's looks we get it

>>64978276
the NFL game delayed SNL 45 minutes, after news.

NBC affiliates have to get their newscast in.

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Cecilys tittays in dat Jasmine costume tho
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>64978041
I heard he was discharged early on

a skit about austism
oh snl...