ITT: Failed Oscar bait

>>64962352
I didn't even know that got released

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I'm glad it failed, cause I can look at milf Connelly without feeling guilt-tripped.

>>64962352
>this movie killed a career
kek

>the theory of everything
>salmon fishing in yemen

is there an essential oscar bait chart?

ASS TO ASS

>>64962879
Toe suceeded to an extent tho

That shitty song in Les Mis that was added for no good reason and made it so ABC Cafe and Drink With Me had to be shortened all so Hooper could score best orignal song.

>>64962879
The Theory of Everything actually got nominated for a bunch of Oscars and won best actor. It was pretty successful Oscar bait.

>>64962954
>>64962919
>its difficult to play a retard

why do people like the oscars again

>>64963077
oh excuse me,

>Smart genius Retard

>>64963077
>implying it isn't
I'm sure you are an expert when it comes to acting

>>64962930

Fucking this. Jesus. They shortened some of the best songs in the play to make room for that shit.

>>64963077
He wasn't playing a retard though, he was playing someone with a physical abnormality. What made it impressive was the depiction of the deterioration. It's starts off subtle, then becomes worse as the film progresses, so you basically have to play someone slowly turning into a retard.

>>64963077
Are u saying that i think he deserved to win? All i said was that TOE wasnt a failure

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>her husband directed this

>>64963140
Im no expert, but judging by your post, it seems like you'd be the expert at playing a retard

She went full facial. You never go full facial.

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LMAO

>>64963195
She would be a great trinity ina matrix reboot

>>64963204
>N-n-no you're retarded!
You got rekt son.
Just leave the thread.

>>64963261
nice projecting anon

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

>>64963247
Look at this forest gump wanna be shit here senpai

>>64963195
His husband is a known pervert.
>Cucck
>Watersports

That Eddie Redmayne one where he becomes a chick. Desperate Oscar Bait that failed HARD.

>>64963466
Both the main actors were nominated for oscars though

>>64963517
It didn't get best picture though, but The Big Short did (which looks forgettable desu)

>>64963559
>which looks forgettable desu

At least watch the movie before you make judgment calls like that.

>>64963612
/tv/ is dead. Give up.

>>64963644
>/tv/ used to be good

Howdy Reddit!

>>64963696
what the fuck does that even MEAN

>>64963612
>which looks forgettable
>looks forgettable
>looks

I'm not allowed to judge how a movie LOOKS based on trailers, promos, and clips? I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying it LOOKS forgettable IN MY OPINION, based on the trailers. Are you really this fucking dumb?

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>>64963644

>>64962352
she's too pretty to be homeless, don't these people realize this shit when they are casting.

there are 1000s of dudes in that city who would let her live with them, drug additcion and all.

>>64963938
well, her husband wrote and directed the movie. it was basically just a way to showcase his wife's acting talent

>>64963938
I've never seen the movie but the only thing in that picture that indicates to me that she's homeless is the sign, otherwise she just looks like a 90s tomboyish soccer mom on a light makeup day.

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>>64962879
>"I'm working on a theory..."
>"Of what?"
>"Everything..."

Jesus H Fucking Christ Almighty PBUH.

>>64963825
What's with the insults? I'm just saying you should watch the movie.

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>>64962352
ripoff much?

>>64963195
jesus fuck i need to watch this

>>64964207
The only good thing about that was Dunkey's riff on it.

>>64963938

you barely see any homeless women because prostitution exists

>>64964321
what?

>>64964207
Augustt r-rush

>>64964207
This was so fucking bad in every aspect.
And I kinda liked Heavy Rain.

>>64964510
I loved Heavy Rain and I agree. Only thing I liked about it was Willem Dafoe. It had none of the emotional impact that made Heavy Rain work.

Hell, I even loved LA Noire. Beyond was a huge letdown for me.

>>64964563
And you literally couldn't die. Whenever you fucked up your incest ghost bro just took over.

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>>64962352

Paul Bettany confirmed cuck.

>>64964510
>>64964563
>Heavy Rain
>good

Jesus fuck no it wasn't. What utter garbage.

Better than Indigo Prophecy at least

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>>64962839
>dat bush and needle in teeth like the knife in rambo

>>64964633
That is exactly what helped it fail.
They should've made a game based on the concept demo about the robot chick with human emotions. I can imagine a scenario where you alternate between her escaping and hiding and the employee who decided to risk his job to help her or some shit. You know, something that wasn't Beyond: Two Souls.

>>64963195
>jew bitch gets nigger cum on her face

Just like my pornos!

>>64964763
>my opinion is better than yours; how dare you have a different one

Calm down.

>>64964510
>>64964563

>Heavy Rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFhyZG-l5qY

>>64964980
>video game has a bug

Details at 11.

>>64964817
That's going to be their next game.

https://youtu.be/Pelrr__9qx8

>>64964763
I said I liked it.
>>64964817
It's going to be on PS4 next year.
>>64964980
The only good memory I have of Resident Evil 5 is screaming SHEVA like a mad man during a lever part in coop mode

>>64965169
>letterbox

Holy shit go die already Cage you talentless fuck.
The only reason he makes makes instead of movies is because they would expose him for the hack he is in Hollywood.

>>64963195
Clearly he doesn't know what cum actually looks like.
It doesn't have the consistency of syrup for fucks sake.

>>64966254
That doesn't look like syrup

>>64966254
>microdick'd beta detected

This is exactly what high-test dense alpha cum looks like, my boy.

>>64967847
You must often get it on your face to have such expertise

>>64965267
>he makes makes instead of movies

>>64967916
games you miserable poo

>>64967916
>there's a difference between makes and movies

No. This meme needs to stop.

>>64968008
The story in most story driven makes is utter shit

>>64963195
aaaan off to tpb i go

>>64964334
you barely see any homeless women because safety nets and women-only shelters exist

>>64963195
>>64963195
Now i want to watch this.

Whats the name?

>>64969959
The Anvil Hoarder (2015)

>>64967847
dense cum is gloopier and thicker. it would cling to her face in thick globs and not run/run very slowly

>>64962839
Anyone got some webms?

>>64962839

where to meet women like this

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>>64971217
ye

>>64971283
I've never eaten stingray. I wonder how it tastes.

>>64971261

Old, skinny Jewish milfs?

I dunno, New York, LA, North London. I don't know how many of them would be sucking dick for money, though.

>>64964207
Honestly if it didn't have Ellen Page or Willem Dafoe I probably would have never touched it, some parts of the game were alright but its also filled with absolute garbage like that fucking underwater Chinese ghost base or the Injun part.

God that game was a clusterfuck.

>>64971283
I meant related to Connelly's bush, but I appreciate that.

>>64971432
Oh, okay. In that case, no.

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>>64965169
Is Cage going to force some psychological shit in this game?

I'll have to watch this game on Youtube because I refuse to get a PS4.

>>64962352
I was about to post Crash, but then I remembered that it was successful bait

>>64971341
That's a skate, not a stingray.

Both the filename and your post trigger my autism.

>>64963291
>nice projecting

>i know you are but what am i for fedora tippers

>>64963825
jesus christ calm down mate

>>64963195
....it's milk, r-right?

>>64963247
Robin Williams died in 2014. Alan Rickman died in 2016. David Oyelowo will die in 2018. There is no other way

>>64969371
Which exist because prostitution exists

>>64971283
>>64971217
>>64971432

Kek

>>64972108
Water and cornstarch.

>>64965169
>Jennifer Lawrence

Aaaaaaand Dropped.

>>64972344
?

>>64972224
>2014
Jesus has it really been that long

>>64972455
this desu

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>>64971217

>>64972567
oh god why, there are many other places to put that

Black Mass
Concussion

da troof

>>64972620
The veins in their arms and legs probably collapsed from injecting all of the time.
You see it in a lot of heroin addicts. They start getting creative in how they inject after a while.

>>64972567
edgy

>>64972567

wtf kind of shot is that

>>64963247

>Forest Whitacker

I love that guy. He's a good actor, but he's been in so many shitty movies.

Incredibly Loud and Impossibly Close or whatever the name was

>>64963195
i mean how can I not fap now

>>64965267
It's letterboxed so they can get a consistent framerate while having amazing graphics.

Order 1886 did the same thing.

>>64964510
>>64964563

Anyone who thinks Heavy Rain was good can not post on /tv/.

It's fucking garbage - a bunch of dumb set pieces stapled together.

Until Dawn is where it's at.

>>64971390
All of David Cage games are like that.

They start out strong and have lots of really interesting and genuinely moving parts, but then shit that's so fucking bonkers and off the wall that it kills everything good.

>>64973089
I know that. They did the same with Beyond and it's fucking bullshit.
If he wants to make a movie go make a fucking movie you hack.
>amazing
>>64973099
I said I liked it not it was good.
I played it with friend with everyone taking a character to play and we had fun. It was an enjoyable expirience. Also no stupid afterworld and ghost shit.

>Until Dawn
Anybody that owns a PS4 can not post on /tv/.
>>64973169
Thank god they cut development time on Heavy Rain before he could implement that retarded after world or whatever it was called.

>>64963327
I hate this movie so fucking much.

>>64972979
Ghost Dog is fucking awesome.

>>64962352
Pretty much half of what Harvey Weinstein produces.
Selma
August Osage County
etc.

>>64972567
dem pubes though

>>64963195
Holy shit, where is the bit before it?

Mah dick.

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>>64962352

>>64974747
Fuck no it isn't, it's a garbage movie

>>64962352
boo

>>64964401
A talentless Youtube faggot that retarded /v/ kids find funny.

>>64972567
Why am I getting hard for this shit

>google the movie
>interracial breeding grounds
>directed by Paul Bettany
Topping kek

>>64972567
pubes are disgusting. it's the current year, why isn't she shaved down there.

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>>64972455
>this got nominated

>>64962352

>>64962930
This made me very mad.

>>64963247
oprah looking like a clown

>>64972567
Post the facial.

>>64980704
Read the thread

>>64979379
... wait wut

>>64979379
Why is this a webm?

>>64963164
>You have to slouch more and act less as the film progresses
>you literally just have to look like shit and sit crooked and stick your fucking mouth out stupid after 30 minutes of saying pandering bullshit that doesn't mean anything
>impressive

>>64963466
>That eddy redmayne one where he turns into X.
>every fucking year

>>64963825
Kill yourself you prejudicial faggot

>>64979126
I find pubes hot. Grow up.

What's the context of the facial?

>>64983664
SHE WANTED THE MONEY TO FEED HER KIDS

>>64979379
that's some wonderful editing, i hope it wins the oscar.

>>64983879
why doesn't she just feed her kids cum and save a couple of steps?

>>64983664
am watching it right now.

She's a vagrant who is welcomed by a good samaritan security guard who lets her in out of the bitter NYC cold.

But you don't get 'something for nothing' in the Big Apple.

>>64979126
Spotted the virgin, guys.

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>>64962352
>it's an attractive women with a sign film

>>64972436

I know man wtf, apparently it was in august too, seems like it was less than a year ago

>>64962352
>homeless
>lipstick and perfect eyebrows