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Just finished watching this.

It's really bad and painful. I don't think my friends or I really laughed once throughout the entire movie. I'd talk about it at length, but I don't really need to because they themselves already said everything you need to know about Space Cop and why it just isn't funny or good in one of their videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkGCtin50SU
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>>64929008

put a torrent up senpai.
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>>64929008
I have every reason to believe you've actually seen it, anon.
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>>64929008
I don't get it. Is Space Cop a shark movie?
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>>64929008
I think Space Cop will live up to everyone's expectations and turn out to be a mediocre sci-fi comedy shat out by two hack frauds/internet celebrities from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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>>64929008
>Tangerine was shot on Iphones
>Buzzard was made on a budget of less than $3000
>both are really good movies with artistic merit
>RLM has lots of resources at their disposal
>They make an ironic "so bad it's good" comedy
>the exact kind of movie they constantly criticize
>mfw it turns out RLM are a bunch of hacks
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>>64929008

wait...you're telling me "Space Cop" is bad?
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>>64929008
>all of these times that jay talked about intentionally bad movies sucking was his way of trying to get mike to take a different tack on space cop
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>>64929309
>Buzzard
>Good

Back to Rebbit
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where's my fucking torrent
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>>64929309
Escape from Tomorrow was also almost entirely shot on these and looks better than anything in Space Cop.
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why continue to hold back the digital release after the blu ray release did so much better than they were expecting? i don't get it.
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>>64929309
If they're not hacks they'll do a Plinkett review
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>>64930773
Probably trying to prolong the inevitable torrent as long as possible.
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>>64930899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cObxOZlVZz
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i don't get this "trying to make a so bad its good movie" stuff. it looks like a comedy. it might not be a good comedy, but it doesn't look like it's trying to be a movie thats so bad its funny.
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>>64930940
If a torrent is inevitable once the digital release comes, and they're sold out of Blu Rays for who knows how long it takes to produce a new batch, all they're doing is preventing people from seeing their movie.
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>>64931207
The intentionally bad acting? Mike saying that the worse the special effects are the funnier it will be?
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>>64929008
This is kinda my biggest worry. I want to have some friends over for a viewing when the digital goes up but Im worried it will only be funny to me Bc Im a rlm fan.
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Is beardfat in it?
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>>64931196
lel
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>>64931336
sounds like trying to make a comedy. the trailor reminded me of something like Spaceballs to an extent.
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>>64931196
Eh, can hear the underage faggot breaking through. 5/10 for effort.
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Just put out a torrent already.
I'm not sponsoring Mike's alcoholism.
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Did anyone really expect this to be good? These youtube NEETs who live off of lonely neckbeard welfare (patreon) have never and will never produce anything of value
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>>64929399
>tfw no more Quick Cuts
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>>64931501
I'm actually 30
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>>64931336
When did Mike ever say that about the special effects?
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>>64931631
u should roleplay as a twink for extra monies to be desu famasaurus
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>>64931291
They don't care about people seeing their movie. They care about people buying it.
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I don't understand how this "epic internet critics" can come up with such shitty movies and think they are good. Do they have no self-awareness?
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>>64931836

Because they are good marketers but terrible creators.

They only have talent for selling, not for making anything.
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>>64931836
Have you never seen an RLM video before? They're incredibly self aware. They're the anti-Doug Walker.
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>>64931884
>these guys that are famous for the things they make have no talent for making things
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>>64931397

It honestly will. Don't play it for someone who doesn't like rlm or hasn't seen it, you will regret it.
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How the fuck is there not a torrent of this yet
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>>64929008
Is it better or worse than the AVGN movie?
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Name some good comedies that base most of their humor on being self-aware
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>>64932149
Anything by Mel Brooks
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>>64932149
Cabin in the Woods
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>>64931836
Doug has admitted that all his movies are crap.
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>>64932174
>>64932182

I will check both out. Now, how will these compare to Space Cop? If Space Cop isn't as good as the average self-aware comedy, what will prevent it from that (don't say budget)?
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>>64931836
Really good point! More people should see this post!
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>>64932067
Have you seen it?
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>>64932242
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>Wanted to watch it with my m8 tomorrow
>Torrent still isn't out
uhh
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>>64932147
Yes.
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>>64932149
Wet Hot American Summer
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>>64932260

No and I can tell by the trailers that your friends won't like it, just watch it first before showing it to them. I don't want to live out the second-hand embarrassment of your friends being bored out of their fucking minds, I've had that happen.
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>>64932239
You're asking questions nobody can properly answer since nobody's seen the movie.
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>>64932299
This flick is shit thb
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>>64932147
unfortunately it's a bit worse. I wanted to like this movie, but it's really bad. And this is coming from a person who enjoyed Feeding Frenzy and Pre-Rec streams with Jack.
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>>64932147
A no budget horror comedy that RLM made years ago is better than the AVGN movie.
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>>64932343

Of course, I want to see if anyone here can analyze rlm.
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>>64932370
>"it's really bad, guys"
>provides no evidence that he's actually seen it
>"t-trust me, guys"
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>>64932389
sounds like a pretty pointless use of someone's time
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>>64929399
Are they good? Should I buy for when I annoy the people around me by filming them?
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>>64932436

Look around you
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>>64932370
Pre-rec streams are pretty comfy
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>>64932404
There's a few scenes that are decent, but overall it's a chore to watch.

There's a reason why they're not really promoting this movie as much. when they do, it's usually just a quick sarcastic mention.
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>>64932508

You didn't fucking watch it. Think about your life and what you're doing with it man. I mean holy shit.
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>>64932557
Mike?
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>>64932508
Wow more vague and unspecific comments. I'm totally convinced you've seen it!
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It is true though.
They always say only bad movies that try to be good and fail are enjoyable they they make a
>meant to be cheap and shitty
movie.

They are just afraid to try for real.
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sorry to bust in here with a sensible and unbiased opinion but the reason their films are bad is that none of them are actors. They obviously have some skills in production and are aware of what makes a well shot movie but unless they hired actually competent actors RLM will never make an actually worth while film.
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>>64932238

When was that?
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>>64929008
bad movies always make me wish that when they went to dvd they'd come with an mst3k option
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>>64932578
>>64932557
>>64932404
>all that assmad because your fake internet friends are attacked
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>>64932590
>They are just afraid to try for real.
I've seen this argument before. You have to ignore reality to use this complaint though, seeing as how they've made more serious movies before.
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>>64931836
REVIEWING and MAKING A FILM are two different things. Stop thinking reviewers are good at making films or that filmmakers make good reviewers. You can critique the film, but saying they're hypocritical is wrong.
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>>64932630
>expressing an opposing opinion
>"OMG SO BUTTHURT"
Whatever you say, retard.
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>it's another fucking Space Cop speculation thread -- after the movie came out because they fucked up the release
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>>64932662
Which one?
All I see is ironic meant to be shit films.
Or do you mean their wedding videos? That doesn't count.
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Is it worse than any of the prequels?
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>>64932590
I always assumed they made comedies because they clearly enjoy making comedies. But I guess your overly obsessed psychoanalysis has to be the real reason.
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Holy shit this is over a year old already
what the flying fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CtUd0yuYN4


I can't forget Rich
>I get one phonecall a year
comment
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The defenses for this movie are just as hollow as the criticisms because litterally no one outside of RLM has seen it yet.
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>>64932675
>Stop thinking reviewers are good at making films
I never implied that, faggot. Pretty much the contrary.

I'm asking how they can shit out such crap movies and say "yep, this is good" with a straight face when their "job" is criticizing movies.
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>>64932783
The Recovered is a straight psychological thriller. It's not GREAT but there's nothing "ironic" about it and the lead actress is really good and gets really emotional.

Feeding Frenzy is just a low budget comedy. It has its moments, but is far from "bad on purpose." I'm pretty sure the autists that keep using that argument don't know what they're even talking about.
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>>64932814
Why make bad cheap looking comedies with shitty acting?
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>>64932836
Who needs a movie to criticise a movie?
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>>64932897

Because they are fans of b movies and like the campiness
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>>64932874
>bad on purpose
That is what the acting in their movies is.
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>>64932950
You got it, they make it shit on purpose.
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>>64932910
Yo dawg.
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>>64932957
How so? Is Mel Brooks' performances in his films "bad on purpose" simply because it's unrealistic and over the top?
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OP is correct. It is quite literally one of the worst movies I remember watching.
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>>64932604
Why don't they hire actors?
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>>64932998

If you're making something shit on purpose in a way where the shittiness is used for comedy and not played straight, there is literally nothing wrong with it
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>>64933053
good question. and I don't mean their film school buddy improv level shit actors either. they need proper actors
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>>64933053

no money
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>>64933047
>it's another "this movie is terrible even though I've provided no evidence that I've actually seen it" post
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>>64933053
Look at the supporting cast for Space Cop on IMDB. They're all hired actors.
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>>64933264
I owe you no evidence, shill
Just accept that these dudes are unable to come up with a decent flick
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>>64933104
how the fuck do you play "bad on purpose" straight? It is 100% of the time done for comic effect. That is the purpose of doing something badly.
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>>64933104
You are completely wasting your time in these threads if you try to discuss RLM's sense of humor seriously. These Space Cop threads have literally been nothing but "durr it's bad on purpose" statements made over and over by morons that don't know what the hell they're talking about.
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>>64933346
Why is it bad? What was the worst scene? What was the best scene?
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>>64933419
the best scene is when they fuck your mom
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>>64933390
>discuss RLM's sense of humor seriously
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>>64932373
pewdipie's videos are better than the AVGN movie.
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>>64933419
>expecting someone to have a vivid enough memory of a movie they disliked that came out quite a while ago, that they could describe scenes from that movie
not even that guy but niggah you gay
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>>64931836
i saw one of those reviews by the guy in that picture. he's so bad, he was like pewdiepie or something, i'm guessing little kids liked him in the early youtube days?
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>>64933556
Yes I rarely remember things from movies that were released three days ago.
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I'd rather watch pewdiepie than channel awesome
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>>64931570

Mr plinkett reviews are damn good
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Why do they do that stupid walk in place gag in almost every fucking scene? Is it an inside gag I'm not getting?

towards the end of the movie feels very unedited. Its like they just given up at that point.

I'm such a fagot for giving these frauds money. I'll still continue to watch RLM though since i'm a fag.
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>>64933604
>2008
>three days ago
niggawut?
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>>64933666
ok fuck me, I got my threads mixed up and thought we were talking about pineapple express for some reason
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Has anybody actually seen it or are you all memeing? A stream with /tv/ would be GOAT
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>>64933576
Some of them are very good, if its not for you its not for you.
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>>64933654
Why do you faggots keep pretending they have seen it when it is so obvious that they are lying?
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>>64933654
Well, you're getting closer to giving the illusion that you've actually seen it. Closer.
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The movie is shit no doubt, but the commentary to this is pretty damn comfy. Would buy again.
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>>64933796
Because /tv/ is full of permavirgins that are so desperate and lonely they'll do anything for a tiny bit of attention.
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>>64933754
Nobody has seen it yet. The blu ray was released a couple of days ago. They said they would ship within 7 days. Anyone claiming they have a copy at this time is full of shit.
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>>64929008
I thought it was pretty good, but I love spoof movies like Sharknado and Disaster Movie.
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>>64933817
This is just getting sad. What do you get out of pretending you e seen this movie when it's very obvious that you haven't? I'm going to go so far as to say you know people don't believe you but you keep dragging it out. For what? Attention?
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>>64929008

No one cares about their faggot flick, where is Plinkett? REEEEE
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>>64934080
>where is Plinkett
I never liked Plinkett much aside from the Nadine storyline (Revenge of Nadine is hilarious!).

These guys are much stronger filmmakers than they are film critics, imo. I really want to see them go places!
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>>64934080
>endless speculation threads for days now
>"no one cares"
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>>64934161

More like shilling desu you cuck
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Brava, Mike! Brava!!
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>>64934161
>endless speculation threads
this reminds me, have we hammered out the plot from the leaks on makingspacecop.xxx yet?
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>>64931196
Is this proof Mike lurks these threads?
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>>64935066
no, only their bald pee-pee-loving friend
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All these negative comments are going to make Space Cop suck. please stop.
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>>64929008
>mfw when everybody in this thread is playing along as if OP has actually seen spacecop

all you'd have to do is drop ONE specific detail as proof that you saw it, fuckface. You won't "talk about it at length" because you're a lying little shit
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>>64935421
hi mike
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>>64935421
Op here.
It ends with Rich being squished by a flying car.
It's just as funny as it sounds.
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>>64933053
Because they're in Milwaukee.
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>>64935421
Mike a.k.a cop from the past is the ancestor of Rich a.k.a cop from the future of space.
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They themselves make fun of how bad Space Cop is "going to be" in almost every one of their commentary tracks and in several BotW episodes.
Really they just do this stuff because it's what they enjoy doing. That's why Mike and Jay will never try to make it big or ship off to California. They're too in love with the low/no-budget realm and that's where they want to stay. Plus that's not really their niche anyway; just look at how fucking jarring even having a B-grade screenwriter like Max Landis on their show was.

If you expected Space Cop to be high art then you really need to reevaluate your life.

Also,
>implying the commentary track isn't the main incentive for getting any of their feature-length stuff
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>>64932107
because nobody except len kabasinski actually owns a copy, they started shipping just recently and there is no digital version available

anyone telling you they've seen it is bullshitting
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i cant stand rich evans and I dont think i can watch a movie staring him tbqh pham
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>>64935626
Hi Jack
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>>64935804
Then don't watch it. Problem solved.
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>>64935804
Don't worry. Once I get a torrent of Space Cop I will create a Rich-free fan edit because I am in the same boat.
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>Calls movies bad
>Release a tongue and cheek that ends up being really bad,
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>>64935966
>cut out the character of "Space Cop" from a movie called "Space Cop"
I really look forward to the nonsensical three minute fan edit.
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>>64936018
>tongue and cheek
You fucking retard.
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>>64934158
Hi Mike.
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>>64935966
You should edit out all the Jedis from the prequels. I'd watch it.
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You tards DO realize it is already on their bandcamp server, right? The only thing not active is the link.
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>>64935626
>They themselves make fun of how bad Space Cop is "going to be" in almost every one of their commentary tracks and in several BotW episodes.
A grade school level defense mechanism. Make fun of yourself first so if someone else does it you can pretend to laugh it off. It doesn't change anything.
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>>64936190
>I have no idea how bandcamp works or what it's used for but I'm gonna trick /tv/, I tell ya!
Congrats, idiot!
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>>64936190
it's also on the RLM mainframe
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>>64936228
You're probably one of those people who pays for their commentaries too, instead of just downloading the MP3 from the source code huh, tard?
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>>64936255
im hacking it as we speak.

.....

i'm in.
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>>64936212

>he still doesn't understand it's intentionally bad
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>>64936389
It's not, though.
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>>64936212
>It doesn't change anything.
Except it does. It defuses expectations so that the only people who choose to watch it are the people who will enjoy it on some level in spite of that. That way people will say, "Oh. It's going to be bad. I guess I just won't watch it then."
Most people who were excited for it are just people who like RLM regardless of the quality of their content. I don't think anyone genuinely thought that a low-budget movie called fucking Space Cop made in 2015 was going to be good.
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I drove by the RLM warehouse last week and downloaded the movie off their unsecured wifi connection (Mike & Jay are computer illiterate Apple product users).

Spoilers: the movie sucks.
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>>64936331
You have three minutes to download before Jack's
>Automatic
>Internet
>Download
>Stopper
virus infects your system.
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>>64936486
>I don't think anyone genuinely thought that a low-budget movie called fucking Space Cop made in 2015 was going to be good.
That's kinda the point. If something sucks, people will say it sucks. If RLM fans are really at peace with the fact that Space Cop will be by all critical measures a steaming load, I don't see why they'd care what people on a mongolian origami crafting forum would have to say about it.
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>>64936429
Stop pretending like you've seen it. I'm so sick of this.
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>>64936637
I haven't seen it. Whatever it is, good or bad, it's the best they could do with their means. They're not doing some stupid half in the bag skit to fill up time, it's a movie they worked hard on.
Lol, hard on.
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I'm confused, why do people care? Is RLM coming out saying it's the bestest thing ever? Are they claiming it's a serious parody art or some shit? Because unless they are I don't see why people give a shit, it's a bad movie. Not like those are a rarity.
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>>64936986
It's because we were told for 3-4 YEARS that they were working really hard on Space Cop and when they finally let us see some of it, it looked like a slightly better Half in the Bag skit.
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>>64936986
How do you know it's bad if you haven't yet seen it?
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>>64937197
Can you please just assume that when somebody says "It's bad" that it's shorthand for "from what I've seen it looks bad"? Of course no one has seen it yet, including you.
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why are people so fucking mad that they made a movie? why would you expect anything more than what they provide on youtube?
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>>64936986
>I'm confused, why do people care?
>Because unless they are I don't see why people give a shit
I don't think RLM have any delusions over this movie. It's strictly for the fans. This isn't the first movie they've made, and if it's anything like their previous work, I'm sure their fans will enjoy it. A better question would be why do YOU care if this is good or not? You seem to be making a big deal out of all this, and yet it seems you don't even like RLM to begin with, so I gotta ask why are you even posting about this?
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>>64937272
this, im excited to see it but i don't, or never have had, high expectations. I just want to see the movie my friends made :^)
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>>64937379
>It's strictly for the fans
RLM fans cannot get enough of their skits and movies. It's what they're known for.
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>>64937379
I'm not making a big deal about this as a good or bad movie, if I'm making a big deal about anything it's why this thread needs to exist at all. It doesn't seem like people are discussing the film in any detail. Maybe I've just gotten fed up with all of the other shit posting here on /tv/ so the lack of any actual information is making me annoyed but really, most of what I see is about RLM and not the movie itself.

As for my feelings on RLM Rich, Jay and Mike are okay, I like them well enough. I definitely have a good deal of respect for them as critics in most cases
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>he actually paid $35 for a student film he'll watch once
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>>64936503
Jay here from RLM headquarters. We have your IP and license plate number. We'll see you in court...
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>>64937697
When's the next Best of the Worst?
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>>64937272
Have you seen any of their work outside of HitB and Plinkett? I'm so sick of people on here assuming they are only capable of delivering shitty internet skits. Go watch The Recovered or Feeding Frenzy. And it's not like the shit they do on youtube has terrible production value, on the contrary, their shows are some of the best available on the internet. Just compare what they do to the fucks on channel awesome or avgn.
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>>64937751
>Just compare what they do to the fucks on channel awesome or avgn.
This is such a pathetically low bar.
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>>64937736
It'll be posted tomorrow after Mike uploads the next Plinkett review
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>>64937795
GreaT! Thanks.

P.S. On your last BotW, I think you may have gone too far in a few places. xD
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>>64937379
>you don't even like RLM to begin with
the only way to be a fan of someone is to kiss their ass no matter what
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>>64937643
It's $25.

You're telling me you can't throw $25 to support the people whose content you enjoy watching? Do you really not have any disposable income?
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>>64937931
nope
not for intentional garbage
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>>64937931
I have tens of thousands in the bank. I spent $25 on pizza rolls alone today. Fuck your entitled ass if you think a group that makes a quarter million per year on fan donations needs another cent from me. I already watch their ads, buy their cheap merch (my mug came cracked), show their videos to my friends and on social media, and I bump these shit threads on 4chan, giving them all the support they need.

(Hi Mike!)
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Do you think those odd posts complaining about RLM so much are just that one quite literally autistic guy who made an entire saga dedicated to shitting on RLM because they made fun of the prequels for being bad?
Pic related, one of his works of art
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>>64939098
what
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>>64939155
The guy is basically the /tv/ version of CWC. It's some high quality autism if I do say so myself.
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>>64939177
no I mean I can't even figure out what that image is about
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>>64939194
He started a political party to get Timon & Pumbaa banned in South Africa and it worked.
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>>64939209
what
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>>64939098
Yeah man, everyone on /tv/ loves RLM and any dissent from this opinion is just one autistic guy! Boy, I sure am glad he's delusional and we're not!
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>>64939369
Would you be surprised if it were true? There's the 4kings autist on /vg/ who complains about one boss of Dark Souls every single day every single thread without a single break and he fucking hates that boss so much.
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>>64939419
What kind of terrible logic is this? And I suppose no one actually supports Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders, its just two autists samefagging over all of the internet? I mean, there's an autist who hates a Dark Souls boss on an autist-only 4chan board, it must be true.
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>>64939369
Where do you fucking think you are? Sounds like you just got here from reddit.
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>>64939369
>every thread
>detached gen x ethos copypasta
are you saying multiple people save that and post it?
there's a dude that posts pictures of asian guys with white girls every day for 4 years. 4chan is home of weird autists like this.
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>>64939098
Wait, Timon and Pumba kill a Panda?
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>>64939500
He springs out to any other board at the slightest mention of Dark Souls within the first 20-30 posts.

And yes, all Bernie retards are autistic ;)
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>>64929008
literally fucking reddit: the movie
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>>64939529
do you have any of these dark souls guys posts saved?
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>>64939683
Why would I? All he does is bitch about how The Four Kings boss fight is the worst thing to ever grace reality. Just to go any Dark Souls thread right now and he's there, I guarantee it.
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>>64939500
There's a guy that spams the same cunny threads 24/7 on here and has been doing it for years now. Or how about that guy who's obsessed with miss alice who seems to live on /tv/. There are guys who do nothing but browse /tv/ all day and make the same tired threads, and somehow the thought of someone autistic enough to post the same shit day in and day out surprises you? You haven't been here for very long, have you?
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>>64939721
>>>/vg/128665932
point out one of his posts I'm really curious
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>>64939098

What did colo claw fish think of TFA?
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>Still watching RLM after they got paid to promote TFA

JUST
U
S
T
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>>64931476
Sounds like trying to excuse a lack of talent
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>>64932149
Seven Psychopaths.
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>>64938528
>>64937931
You both should kill yourselves.
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>>64932460
na just buy a black magic pocket cinema camera in a EF mount.
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>>64941100
>buying a meme camera

I'm sure you'll enjoy all the headaches when you finally get to grading/editing the footage.
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Why did or does /tv/ like these guys again?

Their reviews flip flop on how hard they berate a film about logical issues and plotholes, then let everything slide in others because style/message is more important than a rock solid plotting.

You can't represent both side at a whim, there's no consistency. Their antics are entertaining, but their reviews and technical skills/analysis seems limited (they don't claim to be high end industry technicians) and I guess /tv/ can see themselves in them. Assholes with opinions and limited technical knowledge. Just an odd pair to latch on to when there's thousands of other movie reviewers out there.
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Is Max Son of Sam in this?

Also why can't they just offer a fucking digital version? It's 2016 and they're a digital media company

They realise there's a larger margin in selling bits of data over a network than buying physical dvds and shipping them out right?

If the aim is to reduce the chance of piracy, they had to know it's going to be pirated ASAP anyway so what the fuck's the difference

Only now the people who would've bought it on release are going to be downloading it on release

JUST
U
S
T FUCK MY BUSINESS MODEL UP SENPAI
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My copy arrived this morning.
But when I opened the box, the disc had a blank cover. I thought they were maybe trying to be deliberately b-movie ironic. So I put it on and there's muffled talking over a black screen. Like there was a physical sheet or cover over the camera as it was rolling. At this point I thought it was just a "le so bad it's good" introduction to the movie and that's when someone aggressively pulls the sheet or cover off the camera, there's that moment where the camera tries to adjust to light in what turns out to be a bedroom. Someone's picked up the camera at this point. There's a fuzziness and lack of focus and it's clearly not an expensive camera. Then the guy behind the camera starts swearing under his breath and it's clearly Mike. Distinctively so. There's a weird rapidness and heavy breathing in his voice and he's clearly drunk. He aimlessly zooms in and out on shit around the room. He finally corrects the zoom and contrast and he pans across to a bed. And Jessi is fucking sitting there wearing jeans, but topless. What the fuck? She looks coked up and like she's been crying cause there's smudges around her eyes that you can see even from where Mike is. Then suddenly he gets really vocal and starts saying all this racist shit and he makes her repeat it. She doesn't seem into it at first but she's clearly getting horny. And then out of nowhere, and I'll never forget this, I hear this weird but immediately recognisable noise of a guy jacking off. Mike directs the camera down to his cock and he's shaking and the camera's shaking and he's just jacking his uncut cock as he makes Jessi keep saying this shit to him. Then it just stopped.
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>>64941574
>my face when not a SINGLE RLM fanboy KEK has ever successfully refuted this copypasta, especially the bit about Mike's uncut cock
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Just catched this on pirate bay.
What a shitload of diareah shit this crap was.
The fat guy kept running in place at the end of every scene trying to be funny.

He kept saying "I'm spacecop" like batman does in the nolan trilogy.

I would not recommend donating 2,000 dollars ever again to their patreon like I did to invest in this flick. I thought I was going to be an investor and they would call me up and share profits. But all they did was send me 10 copies of space cop. What the fuck
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>>64929008
Don't they just make these movies for fun. I thought they just liked the act of making them more than actually making it good.
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>>64929309
Its not so bad its good though, why do people keep saying this? Its just a low budget comedy.
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>>64942049
>I thought I was going to be an investor and they would call me up and share profits. But all they did was send me 10 copies of space cop. What the fuck

Patreon, not even once
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>>64929309
>tangerine

hello tumblr. take your mental illness propaganda back with you.
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>>64931836
Spoony...
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>>64933053

Did you see Feeding Frenzy and the charisma-free asshole they hired to play the lead?

They're better off playing the roles themselves. And that's what the fans want to see anyway.
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>>64933053
Patton " LOL PLINKETT IS SO FUNNY" Oswald is in this
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>>64942295
That movie was really bad

I have higher hopes for space cop cause I think theyve learnt a lot about comedy since then
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>>64936389
Intentionally bad is worse than accidentally bad.

Even redlettermedia knows that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkGCtin50SU
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